Mrs Pargeter 05; Mrs Pargeter’s Plot

∨ Mrs Pargeter’s Plot ∧

Twenty-Five

In its infinitely graceful British way, the summer afternoon was giving way to evening. Shadows had lengthened. An ecstatic Gary was away confirming the purchase of his beloved 1938 Rolls-Royce. Tammy Jacket still breathed deeply and easily in the hammock. From inside the cottage wafted smells of some wonderful evening meal Denise was preparing.

Mrs Pargeter, still seated at the rustic table, was talking on a mobile phone to Nigel Merriman. She brought the solicitor up to date with what Tammy Jacket had told her. “At least it gives us another line of enquiry,” she said. “It becomes increasingly important to find out what Concrete Jacket was doing in Brazil, doesn’t it?”

“I have already questioned my client on this matter, but I am afraid he was as unforthcoming about that as he has been about everything else.”

“Yes, but then you didn’t know Willie Cass was out there with him, did you?”

“I’m not sure that’s going to make a lot of difference.”

“No, but still worth trying, isn’t it?”

“Everything is worth trying, Mrs Pargeter, if it offers even the smallest possibility of clearing my client. I will certainly raise the matter again when I am next in touch with him.”

“Excellent. Meanwhile, it gives me another line to pursue.”

“Yes.” There was a tentative silence. “Might I ask, Mrs Pargeter, how exactly you will be conducting your enquiries?”

She chuckled. “Better not. My late husband was always a great believer in keeping a bit of mystery about one. Let’s just say I’ve got some very useful helpers, and don’t worry – you and I are on the same side, Mr Merriman. We’re both going to do our level best to see that Concrete Jacket walks out of that prison without a stain on his character.” She corrected herself. “Well, without any more stains on his character, anyway.”

Nigel Merriman acknowledged this with a rather prim little laugh. “Yes, of course. And, Mrs Pargeter, I trust I can rely on you to let me know as soon as there’s anything else to tell my client?”

“Of course you can.”

“Thank you so much. I may say it is a great comfort for me to know that I have your support in this distressing affair.”

“No problem at all.”

“When one works in the legal profession, cynicism about the concept of justice does, I’m afraid, become an occupational hazard.”

“Don’t you worry about that, Nigel my love. We’ll see to it that Concrete Jacket gets…” She paused, trying to think of the right words.

“Justice?” the solicitor prompted.

“What he deserves, I think’d be nearer the mark.” Mrs Pargeter chortled. “And if that happens to be justice too… well, there’s a bonus, isn’t there?”

“Yes. Thank you so much. Goodbye.”

“Goodbye.” Mrs Pargeter switched off the phone, pushed in its aerial, and tiptoed across to the hammock. The depth of her sleep had ironed away the wrinkles of anxiety, giving Tammy Jacket’s face an almost childlike innocence.

“Don’t you worry, love,” Mrs Pargeter murmured. “We’ll soon have Concrete back for you.”

Tammy Jacket had finally woken up and gone off to have a shower before dinner. Gary had not yet returned. “No doubt off joyriding in his new motor,” said Denise fondly. “Really appreciate you lending him the money for it, Mrs Pargeter.”

“Don’t even think about it. Anyway, what we’re talking about here is a business proposition. I’m now an investor in your family business. And I’m pretty shrewd about my investments. I wouldn’t have lent him the money if I didn’t see a profit for me in it.”

“Well, thanks all the same. Gary’ll work hard, don’t you worry.”

“I know that. I have total confidence in him. You expecting him back for dinner?”

“Oh yes. Always back when he says he’s going to be.” Denise coloured, almost embarrassed by her devotion. “He’s a good husband to me, Gary is.”

“Good lad all round,” Mrs Pargeter concurred.

Denise grinned with pride. “Now let me get you a drink. Vodka Campari was it Gary said you liked?”

Mrs Pargeter did not deny that that would be very acceptable. She stayed in the garden, her eyes half-closed, feeling the last rays of the day’s sun wash over her.

When Denise reappeared with the vodka Campari, she was also holding the mobile phone. “Call for you, Mrs Pargeter. A Mr Mason.”

The phone was handed over, and Denise went discreetly back to her cooking.

“Truffler. How’s it going?”

“Hasn’t been great,” the Eeyore-like voice intoned. “Been following up a few leads on finding out where Blunt might be. No dice, though.”

“You been on to Ricky Van Hoeg?”

“Mm, just leaving there now. He’s put requests for info on the Internet, but hasn’t got any response so far.”

“Well, we do know where Clickety Clark is – or at least where he has his base. At the worst, you could get the information out of him.”

“Yes, I’m sure I could, but I don’t want them put on their guard – not more than they are already. Don’t worry, Mrs Pargeter, once I get back to the office, I’ll have it sorted in no time. I’m on my way there right now.”

“Couldn’t you have phoned Bronwen and got her to give you the information?”

“No, I couldn’t. For two reasons, as it happens. One – she doesn’t know her way around my filing system. I’m the only person in the world who knows the way around my filing system.”

Remembering the scattered debris of paper in the office, Mrs Pargeter had no difficulty in believing the truth of this.

“And two – Bronwen wasn’t in the office today.”

“Oh?”

“Had to be in court.”

Mrs Pargeter’s response was instinctive. “What’s she done?”

“No, no, she hasn’t done anything. It’s to do with the divorce.”

“Oh, right. Yes, of course.”

“Which means not only won’t I have had any work from her today, but if I stay in the office I won’t get any work from her tomorrow either – just a lot of vitriol on the subject of the poor unfortunate who was her most recent husband.”

“Oh dear.”

“Which is why I’m going to the office to check my files now. At least I’ll be able to work uninterrupted.”

“Yes, of course. Well, good luck.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll’ve got an address for Blunt by the end of the evening. If I track him down before eleven, I’ll let you know. Otherwise talk in the morning, eh? Cheerio, Mrs P.”

♦

Truffler Mason parked the Maxi outside the betting shop and reached in his pocket for the keys to his office. He lurched wearily up the narrow stairs, past the defunct travel agents on the first floor, and put his key into the lock of the shabby door that read: MASON DE VERE DETECTIVE AGENCY.

The moment he switched on the light, he saw the full extent of the transformation. Bronwen’s outer office, previously a jungle of buffs and browns, now gleamed in pale greys and charcoals. It looked like an advertisement for an office equipment company.

Her battered desk had been replaced by a minimalist glass-topped number, on which coyly perched a state-of-the-art computer, sentried by phone and answering machine. On new shelves behind the desk demurely sat a virgin photocopier, fax and printer.

The only object that remained from the office’s previous incarnation was the wall-planner for the current year. There were still no stickers on it for CURRENT COMMITMENTS, but whereas previously its newness had put the rest of the room to shame, against all the pristine equipment it now looked tarnished and apologetic.

Of the piles of paper and folders that had once cluttered the space, there was no sign.

It only took two strides of Truffler’s long legs to cross the outer office. With a sense of imminent disaster, he grasped the handle and swung the door open. He flicked the lightswitch on.

His room looked even more like something from an office-furniture catalogue than Bronwen’s had. The massive black leather swivel chair could have been cut up to make a three-piece suite, with enough left over for a set of matching luggage; the desk was king-size; and the computer on it looked capable of every human activity short of making babies – though, given the speed of current technological change, quite possibly it could do that too.

Of the files, the folders, the shoeboxes full of history, the documentary fragments that represented the most exhaustive criminal archive outside the FBI, not a scrap remained.

Full of foreboding, Truffler Mason crossed to the desk. On its gleaming surface was a sheet of paper.

He groaned at the sight of the smiley face that headed it. Underneath was written:

Q: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN AN IRISHMAN’S BEEN USING YOUR COMPUTER?

A: BY THE MARKS OF CORRECTING FLUID ON THE SCREEN.

Underneath the joke was written:

I’VE CHUCKED OUT ALL YOUR OLD FILING SYSTEM AND REPLACED IT WITH THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART KIT. SORRY ABOUT THE WRONG WHAT I DONE YOU IN THE PAST AND… WELCOME TO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY.

It wasn’t signed, but then it didn’t need to be. The style of ‘restitooshun’ was all too painfully recognizable.

“Oh, Fossilface…” Truffler groaned. “Have you any idea what you’ve done?”