Name Witheld

One

I was showered, dressed, and had rousted the girls out of bed for breakfast when the telephone rang at eight-ten the next morning. We had planned a New Year's Day outing to the Woodland Park Zoo, but a call from Seattle P.D. immediately put that plan in jeopardy.

"Happy New Year," Sergeant Chuck Grayson said jovially. "Hope I didn't wake you."

Murder doesn't necessarily observe holidays, so even on New Year's Day, Homicide Squad shifts had to be covered. As a single man with no local family obligations and a take-it-or-leave-it attitude toward football, I had volunteered to be on call the first of January. That was long before I had accepted an overnight baby-sitting assignment with Heather and Tracy.

"Happy New Year to you, too," I answered. "I may be up, but I'm not necessarily at 'em. What's going on?"

"We've got a floater right there in your neighborhood. Just off Pier Seventy," Grayson answered. "Since it's just down the hill from Belltown Terrace, I thought it might save time if you went there directly, rather than coming down here first."

"Sure thing," I said. "No problem."

I put down the phone and turned back to the girls, who were happily shoveling their way through bowls of Frosted Flakes. Under Amy's diplomatic influence, Ron Peters has somewhat modified his stringent health food stance, but from the ecstatic greeting the girls had given my box of sugar-coated cereal, I had to assume that for them, Frosted Flakes were a rare and welcome treat.

"You have to go to work, right?" Tracy asked, sighing in disappointment.

"Yes." I drained the last slurp of coffee out of the bottom of my cup.

"Does that mean we won't be going to the zoo?"

"At least not this morning," I said. "We'll have to see about this afternoon. In the meantime, you can watch the Rose Bowl Parade on television. That should be fun."

Heather made a face. "Parades on TV are boring. They're lots more fun in person."

Influenced by the two recently viewed Home Alone nightmare videos, visions of my pristine condo destroyed by child-produced mayhem danced through my head.

"I'm sorry to leave you by yourselves like this. Your folks have a late checkout, so they probably won't be home before four or five. You won't get in any trouble, now, will you?"

"We'll be fine," Tracy said.

"You know how to run the TV. I want you both to stay right here in the apartment until I get back. There's microwave popcorn in the cupboard, bread, peanut butter and jelly…"

"And lots more root beer," Heather added.

I knew the girls to be relatively self-sufficient. For one thing, this is a secure building, and when both their parents are at work (Amy is a physical therapist at Harborview Hospital), the girls do spend some time alone. I knew, for instance, that in the event of an emergency, they had been told to notify the doorman. Even so, I felt that by leaving them on their own I was being somewhat derelict in my baby-sitting duty. "With any luck, maybe we'll still be able to go to the zoo later this afternoon."

The girls exchanged eye-rolling glances that said they didn't consider that a very likely possibility. Battling a certain amount of lingering guilt, I finished strapping on my semiautomatic and headed out the door.

From Belltown Terrace, my condo building at the corner of Second Avenue and Broad, to the murder scene at Pier 70 on Elliott Bay is a straight shot of only four blocks. Some people might scoff at the idea of my getting the 928 out of the underground garage and driving there, but in Seattle distances can be deceiving. Taking the glacial ridges into consideration, four downhill blocks going down are a whole lot shorter than the uphill ones coming back.

The few minutes in the car gave me a chance to shift gears, to go from a cozy holiday-type atmosphere into a work mind-set, where man's inhumanity to man is the order of the day.

I found the entrance to the pier itself was blocked by a phalanx of official vehicles. Some were from the department, some were emergency fire and Medic One vans, but a fairly large number were of the ever-present and ever-circling news media variety. Dodging through the crush as best I could, I met up with Audrey Cummings, the assistant medical examiner, on the far side of the yellow crime-scene tape. The two of us walked down the thick, creosote-impregnated wooden planks together.

The assistant M.E. was in a foul mood. "Dragging some drowned New Year's Eve reveler out of the drink isn't exactly how I had planned to spend my day," she groused.

Dr. Audrey Cummings is short, stout, somewhere above the half-century mark, and not to be trifled with. She usually shows up at crime scenes looking far more like a lady accountant than she does a medical examiner. This time, however, instead of her trademark crisp blouse, wrinkle-free blazer and skirt, and sensible heels, she wore a pair of plaid wool slacks, loafers, and a leather jacket. For her to appear at a crime scene dressed that casually, it was clear she really had intended to take the day off.

A little knot of officers was gathered along the edge of the pier. We made our way through them just in time to see a dripping, fully clothed corpse be lifted from the Harbor Patrol police boat and deposited faceup on the dock. The victim, clad in a sodden wool suit, appeared to me to be a late-thirties Caucasian male.

"What did I tell you?" Audrey said, in a supposedly private aside to me. "That's one drowned rat if I ever saw one."

One of the Harbor Patrol officers, Rich Carlson, clambered up on the pier. He nodded in my direction. "Wouldn't count on that if I were you, Doc," he said to Audrey. "Most drowning victims I've seen don't turn up with bullet holes in the backs of their heads."

"A bullet hole?" Audrey repeated.

Carlson nodded. "It's small enough that it can't have been a very high caliber weapon, but at close range, it doesn't take much."

Stepping up to the corpse, Audrey Cummings squatted beside the sodden body, gazing at the dead man respectfully but curiously, with the watchful, no-nonsense demeanor that, in the gruesome world of medical examiners, must pass for bedside manner.

"How long ago was he spotted?" Audrey asked.

"Not very long," Rich answered. "A female jogger noticed him in the water just after sunrise. Her name's Johnny something-or-other. You should be able to get her name and address from dispatch. We found him wedged against one of the pilings under the pier. It took a while for us to drag him back out into the open."

While Audrey did her thing, I, along with several uniformed officers, searched the pier and areas of nearby Myrtle Edwards Park. As far as I was concerned, the possibility of finding any relevant evidence seemed remote. Considering the impact of currents out in the bay, the victim could have been murdered miles from where he'd been found. Still, we went through the motions of treating the whole area as an official "crime scene."

The other officers were still combing the area when Audrey finished with her preliminary examination. I hurried back over to where she stood, stripping off a pair of latex gloves. "Any I.D.?" I asked.

She shook her head. "Our Mr. John Doe has no I.D., no wallet, no money, and no rings on him, although he's worn two rings recently. One is missing from his left ring finger, and one from the right. His watch is gone, too."

"So we may be talking robbery here, or else that's what we're supposed to think. And chances are, our victim was a married man."

"Chances are," Audrey agreed.

"Rich was right about the bullet hole?"

Audrey shuddered and nodded. "Unfortunately, yes."

I looked at her warily. Crime scenes don't usually affect her that way. "What's the matter?" I asked.

"Remember back a few months ago when I took that leave of absence?"

"Yes."

"I worked for two weeks as a volunteer in Bosnia, trying to identify the bodies that were found outside a Muslim enclave that had been overrun by the Serbs. Those two weeks gave me a whole new understanding of the words execution-style slaying."

"And that's what this is?"

"Looks like it to me."

I could see that the murder had affected Audrey in a way she hadn't expected. "Any sign of a struggle?" I asked, hoping that answering routine questions might help Dr. Cummings regain her composure.

She shrugged. "The body's been in the water for some time-several hours, anyway. The abrasions we're seeing could be from a struggle of some kind, or they could be from being washed around on rocks and/or pilings."

At the street end of the pier, a slate-gray van, part of the medical examiner's fleet, edged around the barrier and started down the dock. A television-camera truck tried to follow but was headed off by a uniformed patrol officer. Sighting the van, Audrey pulled herself together. "We'll get him loaded up and out of here, then."

"Anything else you can tell me that might help us hook him up with a missing person's report?"

"Blue eyes, blond hair, six one or so. Tattoo on the inside of his right wrist. It says MOTHER."

"Not very original," I said.

"They never are."

I waited until the body was loaded in the van. When they left, so did I. It crossed my mind that it had to be a slow news day in Seattle with nothing much to fill up the allotted airtime, since a flock of television cameras stood waiting on the sidewalk when I made it back to Alaskan Way. One of the reporters, a woman, came tripping behind me like a puppy nipping at my heels as I headed back to the car.

"Detective Beaumont," she called after me. "Can you tell us whether or not this shooting is gang related?"

Who told you it was a shooting? I wanted to ask her. And, who said anything about gangs? "No comment," I said. If she was out looking for a "lead story" for the evening news, she was going to have to find it without any help from me.

Holiday traffic was almost nonexistent as I drove down to the Public Safety Building. I found on-street parking in a loading zone a mere half block from the front door. Up on the fifth floor, in my cubicle in Homicide, I used my handy-dandy laptop to fill out the necessary paper in jig time. There wasn't much to report. I called down to 911 for the name and number of the early-morning jogger who had called in the report from a cellular phone. The 298 prefix on Johnny Bickford's home number meant her phone listing was a relatively new one on Queen Anne Hill.

I dialed the number, but there was no answer. I declined to leave a message on voice mail. Cops dumb enough to leave voice mail messages with potential witnesses are almost as likely to get calls back as encyclopedia salesmen.

Two and a half hours after I left home, I drove back down Third Avenue toward my building through the wide, flat streets of the Denny Regrade. Because of the one-way grids, I had to go as far as Broad before turning over to Second. My heart fell when I rounded the corner at Second and spotted a fire truck parked directly in front of the entryway awning to Belltown Terrace. A KIRO television crew from Third and Broad was hustling across the street in front of me.

The girls! I thought at once. Worried that something awful had happened to them, I slammed the Porsche's tires up against the nearest sidewalk, sprinted across the street, and made for Belltown Terrace's canopied entrance. In order to reach the door, I had to push past the news-film crew, including the same lady shark of a reporter I had last seen down on the street at the end of Pier 70. A momentary spark of recognition passed between us as she realized that for the second time that day, I wasn't going to answer her damned questions.

Kevin, one of Belltown Terrace's more recent doormen du jour, hustled to let me in.

"Where's the fire?" I demanded.

"No fire," Kevin replied.

"Why the fire truck, then? What's wrong?"

"The party room is full of soapsuds. The suds finally stopped flowing, but not before they set off the alarms. Now the fire department is trying to clean up the mess and figure out where it all came from."

"Soapsuds?"

Kevin nodded. "Scads of them. Mountains of them."

Kids, soapsuds, and hot tubs can be a real pain in the neck. Some time when you have nothing to do for the next six hours or so, try putting half a bottle or so of dishwashing liquid in a Jacuzzi and turning on the jets. Within minutes, you'll have a hell of a mess. I know, because Heather and Tracy pulled that stunt once before, or at least one of their friends did when she was invited over for Tracy's eighth-birthday slumber party.

Ron and Amy lived on one of the higher floors then, in a unit with a Jacuzzi tub in the master bath. As a result of that little escapade, we had discovered a flaw in the building's plumbing design. The drainpipes for that side of the building go straight down to the garage, where there's a sharp elbow. The suds had backed up at the elbow and had come bubbling out the drainpipe and vent in the party-room kitchen.

I had assumed that having lived through the aftermath of that crisis, Heather and Tracy would have learned their lesson. But faced with a repetition of that earlier offense, I immediately assumed that the girls had once again staved off high-rise boredom by running some of my Palmolive liquid dishwashing soap through the Jacuzzi.

Bent on wringing their scrawny little necks, I bounded into the nearest elevator and pressed the button labeled PH. For Penthouse. Nothing happened.

"Sorry, Mr. Beaumont," Kevin explained. "The elevator's off right now. You see, as soon as the alarm goes off, the elevators return to the ground floor and…"

I didn't hang around long enough to listen to any more of peach-fuzzed Kevin's useless explanation. He was still going on about it as I dashed into the stairwell and started pounding my way up one flight of stairs after another.

Twenty-fifth-floor penthouses are swell. The views are spectacular, as long as you don't have to walk all the way up. I was upset when I left the lobby. By the time I staggered up to my door and stuck the key in the lock, I was winded and furious. As the door swung open, I could hear the drone of the television set coming from the den. The air was thick with the smell of freshly popped microwave popcorn.

I charged into the den to find the two innocent-looking wretches sitting side by side and cross-legged on the floor. A stainless-steel bowl of popcorn nestled between them.

"All right, young ladies. What exactly have you two been up to?"

Tracy's eyes grew wide. "What do you mean? We popped some popcorn," she murmured. "Just like you said we could."

"I'm not talking about popcorn. Which one of you has been fooling around with soap in the Jacuzzi?" I demanded, forgetting completely that we live in a country where people-even kids-are presumably innocent until proven guilty.

Heather flounced to her feet and stood there glaring back at me, both hands planted on her hips. "Don't you yell at my sister!" she commanded, looking irate enough to tear me apart. If I hadn't been so bent out of shape, her pint-size fury might have been comical. But her outraged reprimand was enough to make me realize I was yelling.

I took a deep breath. They were both there; they were safe. Why the hell was I so upset?

"All right, all right," I said. "I'll calm down. Just tell me the truth. Which one of you put soap in the Jacuzzi?"

"We didn't, Uncle Beau," Tracy answered. "We were both right here watching TV the whole time. Honest."

"But somebody ran soap through a hot tub," I said. "The fire department's downstairs-on your floor, by the way-trying to clean it up."

"Come on, Tracy," Heather said, her voice stiff with disgust. "Let's get our stuff and go."

"You're not going anywhere," I objected. "Your parents still aren't home."

Heather glared at me. "Why should we stay here?" she demanded. "You're mad at us for something we didn't do."

As Heather hurtled out of the den with Tracy on her heels, I followed them. While they turned in to the spare bedroom to retrieve their stuff, I continued down the hall to the master suite and bath. The glass shower stall was flecked with drops of water from my morning shower, but the Jacuzzi itself was bone dry. Unused. The only wet thing in the bathroom was my own still-damp towel.

Flushing with embarrassment and contrite as hell, I hurried back down the hall to the spare bedroom, where they were gathering their overnight stuff into a pair of shopping bags.

"Wait a minute," I said. "Hold up. I'm sorry. I can see now that you didn't do it."

Heather wasn't in a mood for accepting apologies. "But you thought we did," she stormed. "I'm leaving anyway."

"Heather, please," I begged, "I made a mistake."

But she wouldn't let up. "You made Tracy cry."

"I didn't mean to. It's just that-"

"Something was wrong, so you thought we did it. Because we're kids."

"Yes, but I don't think so anymore. Really. I'm sorry. I apologize."

I'm convinced Heather Peters will be a heartbreaker when she grows up. She relented, but not all at once. She glanced coyly up at my face through eyes veiled by long blond lashes. "Cross your heart?"

"And hope to die," I returned. "Sorry enough to take you both to lunch, anywhere you want to go."

"Even McDonald's?"

"Even McDonald's, but only if you promise not to tell your dad that I took you there."

The shameless little imp grinned in triumph. "Well, all right then," she conceded.

When we left the apartment, the elevators still weren't working. We had to walk down twenty-four flights of stairs, but going down was a whole lot easier than climbing up. When we stepped outside the lobby, the news crew was still there. The reporter was busy interviewing Dick Mathers. Dick and his wife, Francine, are Belltown Terrace's resident managers.

Dick is one of those people who is incapable of talking without waving his hands in the air. He gave me what felt like an especially baleful glare as the girls and I walked past him, but I disregarded it. Some days I seem to feel more paranoid than others. And seeing the news crew gathering info about a flood of soapsuds, I knew for sure it really was a slow news day in Seattle.

In fact, I never gave the incident another thought, not during lunch at McDonald's, and not during the afternoon the girls and I spent-along with hundreds of other people-at the sunny but cold Woodland Park Zoo.

When we came back to the condo, everything seemed to be under control. The fire truck and news cameras were gone. The elevator was working properly. When I dropped Heather and Tracy off at their unit on the seventh floor, Ron and Amy were back from their big night out. They both said they'd had a great time. As I closed the door to their apartment and headed for my own, I breathed a sigh of relief. The girls were home, safe and sound. No problem.

My false sense of well-being lasted well into the evening-almost to bedtime. Ron Peters called upstairs at a quarter to ten.

"We've got trouble," he said. "Can I come up?"

"Sure."

He was there within minutes, looking distraught. "Ron, what's the matter?"

"It's Roz," he said. "She's back in town. She's staying at her mother's place down in Tukwila."

"So?"

"Did you leave the girls alone today?" he asked.

"Only for a little while," I told him. "I was on call. A body floated up under Pier Seventy, and I-"

"Roz called me about something on the evening news. She said the reporter was interviewing Dick Mathers, the manager, over something about soapsuds when you and the girls came out of the building. He blamed the ‘two little girls who live in the building' for the problem. He said he believed they'd been left without adequate supervision. Roz-I mean Sister Constance-wanted to know if there were any other girls who live here besides Heather and Tracy. I told her no, they're the only ones, but that anybody who said they'd been left alone was lying because they'd been with you the whole time. But if you were out…"

"Look, Ron, the girls were fine while I was gone. And believe me, they had nothing whatever to do with all that soap."

"You should have heard her on the phone. There's going to be trouble over this."

Again, since Roz Peters wasn't my ex-wife, it was easy for me to wax philosophical. "Come on, Ron, don't hit the panic buttons. It's no big deal. After all, what could Roz possibly do with a bunch of soapsuds?"

The answer, of course, was a whole lot different from what I thought. Roz Peters, otherwise known as Sister Constance, had every intention of turning a little molehill of soapsuds into a mountain of trouble. It pains me to say that I never saw it coming.

But then, I never do.