CHAPTER 7

Ladyfingers

Alejandro Rodriguez sat in the upholstered chair, a Smith amp; Wesson. 38 in one hand, a Glock nine-millimeter in the other. He put down the. 38, fondled the Glock, and sniffed at its oily barrel with his squashed policeman's nose. Then he picked up the. 38 and did the same thing. He shifted the gun hand to hand and repeated the ritual with the Glock.

He wore black oxfords with rubber soles, khaki pants, a blue shirt unbuttoned at the neck, and a polyester blue blazer. A paunch from too much desk riding hung over his belt. Even a nearsighted three-time loser could spot him as a cop.

Rodriguez hefted both guns, then put down the. 38 again. He pushed a magazine into the plastic grip of the Glock and pulled back the spring-loaded slide, smiling at the reassuring click.

"?Caramba! Seventeen rounds instead of six. High-velocity steel jackets. Only eight pounds of pull. When the hell's Metro gonna get us these babies?"

Nick Fox sat at his polished mahogany desk, head down, eyes scanning a file. "Just what I need. One of your rookies pumping an innocent bystander with seventeen slugs instead of six."

I cleared my throat.

Nick Fox kept reading.

Five minutes later he put down the file. By then I was impressed with what an important guy he was, just as I was supposed to be. "Hey, Jake, here's one for you downtown mouthpieces," he said, winking at Rodriguez. "A man asks a lawyer his fee, and the lawyer says a hundred bucks for three questions. 'Isn't that awfully steep?' the man asks. 'Sure is,' the lawyer says, 'now what's your final question?'"

I laughed and stored that away for the next partners' meeting. Rodriguez pointed the black plastic gun at the wall where a color photo showed Vice-President Quayle shaking Nick Fox's hand. "Miami's had the Glock two years already," the detective whined.

The county cops hate it when the city boys get something first. Doesn't matter what. Sharper uniforms, faster cars, or looser women.

"Glock, schlock," Fox said. "Stop worrying about your firepower and solve a few crimes." He swung his chair toward me. "That's all the cops want these days, technology. Computers and helicopters and automatic weapons. I could get a dozen more prosecutors with what they spend for one armored vehicle."

I nodded agreeably, still waiting.

"Of course, you high-rise lawyers don't have those worries, eh, Jake?" Fox asked.

I was used to this. Little darts to remind me I was no longer a player in the criminal-justice game. Two hundred pending criminal cases, a trial every morning, sometimes another in the afternoon. You meet your witnesses five minutes before they testify by shouting their names in the corridor. The pay is lousy, the office drab, but there's a camaraderie among foxhole buddies slogging through the mud. When you leave and your pals and adversaries stay behind, they stick it to you. Hey, nice suit, life's okay downtown, huh? Some of them never leave the grimy catacombs because they can't cut it on the outside. Others, like Nick Fox, could write their own tickets downtown but choose to stay. They feel vaguely superior to those who escape to cushy partnerships in skyscrapers with luncheon clubs and ocean views. They have a right to.

"Right now I've got lots of worries, Nick," I said.

"Hey, Jake," Rodriguez said, "what's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?"

"Dunno," I said.

"With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

Having been taught etiquette by Granny Lassiter, I smiled politely.

Rodriguez laughed so hard at his own joke he nearly dropped the gun.

I sat there, still waiting for the warm-up act to end.

Finally Fox stuck a finger in his shirt collar, stretched his brawny neck, smiled his winning smile, and said, "Jake, I thought you'd want to fill me in on your progress."

"What?"

"On the Diamond murder. That's why I asked for you and Hot Rod."

"Forget it," I said. "I'm not reporting to you. Either it's my investigation, or get someone else."

It crossed his face then, a moment of doubt or regret. "Easy, Jake. I'm not trying to interfere-"

"Good. I'll take your statement while I'm here. But you're not getting copies of Rodriguez's reports or any part of the file. Understood?"

He grinned at me as if we shared some secret. Maybe my toughness was just an act and he knew it because he played the same game. "Understood," he said, still smiling.


"I met Marsha through Prissy," Nick Fox told me. "Priscilla, my soon-to-be ex-wife. They belonged to some bullshit women's awareness group."

I nodded and pulled out Rodriguez's inventory of Marsha's apartment. Her bookshelves were a road map to her personal life. Smart Cookies Don't Crumble. How to Love a Difficult Man. Men: An Owner's Manual. Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them. The Secrets Men Keep. The rest of her library was an amalgam of get-in-shape, dress-for-success, and get-rich-quick books with a smattering of soft-core paperbacks on women's sexual fantasies.

Fox turned toward the window. "I came home early one day and there were a bunch of them in the living room. Yackety-yacking, sipping tea and eating, whaddayacallit…pussy food."

"Quiche?" Rodriguez guessed.

"No, that lady-shit…"

"Ladyfingers," I suggested.

"Yeah, picking 'em up real dainty so not to mess up the nail polish, sitting around complaining about men, comparing orgasms, who the fuck knows…"

"Amazing you and Prissy don't see eye to eye on things," I offered. "You're so sensitive to women's concerns."

He hunched his massive shoulders and glared at me. "What the fuck's that supposed to mean?"

I didn't answer, so he continued: "One of the women was this cute, short number I recognized from TV."

"Marsha Diamond," I said.

He nodded. "Prissy introduced us, real sly like she was getting a kick out of it. So we started going out. Prissy knew all about it, told me Marsha was early in her development, but later she'd bust my balls. I said that was okay, I was used to it."

"Was Marsha seeing anyone else?"

"Not that I know of. All she did was work, shop, and screw, and screwing wasn't her favorite."

It had been three days since they'd been together, Fox said. They talked by phone the night before she was killed. It wasn't serious, just a mutually enjoyable physical relationship.

"She called herself my transition woman," Fox said.

"What did you call her?"

"Look, she wasn't that important to me, okay? She was a young one on the make who wanted to play in the majors. She was an okay-looking babe who wore too much makeup and was a halfway decent lay, and I'm real sorry she got aced. All right?"

"What did you talk about?"

"Talk?"

"Yeah. What two people do to communicate thanks to some magical connection between the brain and the mouth."

"I don't know. Her career, my career, whether she wanted a pillow under her ass."

"That's it? Did she want more out of the relationship?"

"Hey, great question, counselor," he said, lacing his voice with sarcasm. "What are you, Dear Abby, or that pygmy…"

"Did she want commitment?" I asked.

"Dr. Ruth," Rodriguez said.

"What do you think, that Marsha was pressuring me to divorce Prissy and marry her, so I got pissed off and killed her? What kind of asshole are you, Lassiter?"

"A duly appointed grand-jury kind," I said.

"Then get the fuck busy investigating and stop bothering me."

If he expected me to get up and leave, he had a long wait. I just sat there looking at him while he went back to work, scanning files, signing papers. Rodriguez continued playing with his guns, pretending to shoot Fox's plaques off the wall, sixteen times without reloading.

"If you don't have time now, Mr. State Attorney, I'll issue a subpoena for you. If you refuse to waive immunity, the papers will love it."

He stopped signing, dropped his pen in disgust, and looked up. "Fire when ready, Jake. Take your best shot."

"You're missing the point, Nick. I'm just gathering data, trying to figure out who Marsha Diamond was."

"Then let me save you some time. She was a ballsy broad who wanted to get ahead in TV land. She wanted to meet the politicos. She wanted tips about corruption probes. She wanted her bottom rubbed by the state attorney. Hey, I knew she was blowing smoke up my ass, but it didn't feel half bad."

"Anything else about the two of you?"

"Nothing much. She said she wanted to spend a weekend with me 'cause we'd never done that, learn all about me."

"You ever do it?"

"It would have been this weekend," he said, lowering his eyes. I watched him a moment and tried to see beyond the press stories, the macho shield he had erected. There was a part of him, I thought, that was touched and angered by her death. Homicide detectives say they can feel it, that there's a difference between a witness who bears guilt and one who feels loss at a death. Though he tried to hide his emotions, Nick Fox, it seemed to me, felt loss all the way.

I sat there a while longer and thumbed through Rodriguez's report. The building manager said Marsha was a quiet tenant. Few visitors. A husky man fitting Fox's description would come over late, leave early the next morning, his Chrysler illegally parked on Ocean Drive. None of her friends reported anything strange in her behavior. She had not complained of threats. Nothing out of the ordinary her last days on earth.

I told Rodriguez I wanted to talk to him alone. Fox suggested his conference room, a place with more bugs than a Fourth of July picnic. Instead, we took the elevator down to the courtroom level of the Justice Building. A bailiff unlocked a door and we sat in a holding cell, our words drowned out by the cacophony of inmates yelling for their lawyers, mothers, girlfriends, all protesting their innocence at majestic decibel levels.

"Got Whitson's autopsy and lab reports yesterday," Rodriguez said. "Death by manual strangulation, just like Doc Riggs said. No evidence of sperm or seminal fluid in the vagina, plus her diaphragm was found in the bathroom drawer, dry as toast."

"So, no rape and no consensual intercourse, either."

"Right, only thing out of sync is that substantial vaginal secretions indicate sexual activity in close proximity to death."

"Find a vibrator, that sort of thing?"

He shrugged. "No. Maybe just thinking of Nick's dick was enough to wet her panties."

"What else you have?"

"Still working on the computer stuff," Rodriguez said, leaning close to block out the noise. He handed me a printout of the directories from the computer's hard memory.

COMPU-MATE 06/26/90 00:03

RECIPES 02/12/90 10:35

X-MAS LIST 12/17/89 23:18

TO-DO LIST 06/22/90 06:24

LETTERS 05/02/90 21:35

INVST-1 06/25/90 23:56

CUES 08/29/89 20:12

MAKEUP 11/02/89 08:20

VOICE 10/20/89 21:45

GOALS 05/03/90 22:49


"Not much there," he said. "The first five categories are all personal stuff. We read the letters. Family mostly. The last four are all work-related. Tips on getting ahead, that kind of thing."

A huge, bald black man in the next cell banged his hand on the bars. Our cell shook. "Ain't no mugger. Been framed by the Man, " he yelled, looking at Rodriguez.

"Get yourself a good lawyer," I suggested.

"They never seen me do it, got no ID," the man wailed.

"That's a good defense," I said, hoping to quiet him down.

"It was way too dark in that alley," he proclaimed.

"Clients always say too much," I told Rodriguez.

I looked at the document again. "Have you printed out the files in each directory?"

"You want 'em all? They're mostly crap."

"I want Compu-Mate as soon as you can get it. What's INVST-1?

"Don't know exactly. Thought maybe it was some investment software, you know, keep track of your stocks. But the only file in the directory is a list of questions, like some quiz or something." He handed me another printout.

1. WHO GAVE THE ORDERS TO WALK ALONG THE DIKE PRIOR TO ENTERING THE VILLAGE OF DAK SUT?

2. AFTER THE MEDIC AND RADIOMAN WERE KILLED, WHAT WAS THE STATE OF DISCIPLINE OF YOUR MEN?

3. WHEN YOUR PLATOON ENTERED THE VILLAGE OF DAK SUT ON JANUARY 9, 1968, WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE?

4. WAS THERE EVIDENCE OF NVA OR VC IN THE VILLAGE?

5. WERE THE VILLAGERS ARMED, AND IF SO, DID THEY THREATEN YOUR PLATOON?

6. WERE ANY VILLAGERS WOUNDED OR KILLED BY YOUR MEN?

7. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TRANSLATOR?

8. THE LAST TIME YOU SAW LIEUTENANT FERGUSON ALIVE, WAS HE


"She didn't finish the last question," Rodriguez said.

I looked back at the printout of directories. "What time did the ME say she was killed?"

"Around midnight on the twenty-fifth. Give or take two hours either way."

"Had to be after midnight," I said, examining the first document. "She finished working on the INVST-1 file at four minutes till midnight and logged out of COMPU-MATE at three minutes past. Her last conscious thoughts might have been about Lieutenant Ferguson, whoever he is, or some playmate on the computer."

"How you gonna find the lieutenant?"

"By figuring out what she was investigating."

"Huh?"

"It's not an investment file. INVST-1. Her first investigation. Something about Vietnam."

A jailer came in and emptied the cell next to ours. Twelve men, chained together at the ankles in twos, filed into a courtroom for arraignment.

"Why would a bimbo on local TV give a shit about Vietnam?" Rodriguez asked.

"Fox served in 'Nam, right?"

"Sure. A first looey with a chestful of medals. Uses it in all his campaigns."

I chewed that over a moment.

"Hey," Rodriguez said, watching me. "A million guys did their time there."

"Sure they did," I said. "But best I can tell, she was only screwing one of them."

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