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Cat was touched by how sorry the Allens were to lose her company. ‘You’re always so cheerful,’ Susie said. ‘You’ve been a little ray of sunshine for us both. I’m going to miss your positive outlook, young lady. Hopefully it will have rubbed off on me.’

‘And trying to pick events that would appeal to you has definitely broadened the range of what I’ve been to see,’ Mr Allen added. ‘I think you may inadvertently end up earning me quite a bit of money.’

Cat was taken aback at the prospect of having been so useful to her hosts. Much as her parents loved and fortified her, they had never encouraged her to see herself as a positive influence on anyone’s life. ‘It’s lovely of you to say so, but I’m the one who should be saying thanks. If you hadn’t brought me on this amazing trip, I’d never have met the Tilneys and there’s no way I’d be going anywhere like Northanger Abbey. I’ll never forget what you’ve done for me.’

There was a great deal of hugging and insistence on keeping in touch before Mr Allen finally managed to pick up Cat’s bag and carry it down to the street. The Tilneys had invited her to breakfast, and Mr Allen was determined to deliver her to the door of Ainslie Place as if she were a package that might get lost in the post. Calman ushered them into the dining room, but in spite of the General’s earnest invitation to stay, Mr Allen waited only long enough to see Cat settled at the table before he made his polite farewells.

Left alone with her new friends, Cat was surprised to be overtaken by shyness. She was acutely aware of how desperately she wanted to avoid doing the wrong thing. For a fleeting moment she was tempted to jump up and run down Ainslie Place after Mr Allen. Not even the welcoming smiles and conversation of Henry and Ellie could put her at ease, especially since the General’s incessant attention to her needs and wishes was so insistent she began to feel like the fly invited into the spider’s parlour. It was a tricky thought to contend with while confronted with a dizzying array of breakfast possibilities. Cereals, juices, fruits – some of which she didn’t even recognise – breads, pastries, cheese, smoked fish, cold meats, kedgeree, miso, sashimi and all the components of a traditional Scottish breakfast – including haggis and tattie scones – occupied a sideboard which ran along one side of the room. ‘I pride myself that there isn’t a hotel in Edinburgh that can outdo a Tilney breakfast,’ the General said. ‘But if there’s something – anything, some particular cereal or bread – that you would like that we don’t have, just say the word and Calman will send out for it.’ He could not have been more solicitous if she had been a member of the house of Windsor, and Cat, who hated fuss, couldn’t help hoping it wasn’t going to be like this at every meal in Northanger Abbey.

The experience was all the more disconcerting because the General’s unctuousness alternated violently with his expressions of rage about the non-appearance at the table of his elder son. It started with, ‘Where in the name of God is Frederick?’ then escalated into a rant about how much Captain Tilney had lost at cards the night before, how much drink he’d consumed at the tables, finishing with an outburst on how bloody lazy he was in general. When Freddie finally appeared, bleary-eyed and unshaven, he must have wished he’d stayed in bed until they’d left for the Borders, so sharp was his father’s dressing-down. ‘It’s disgraceful,’ he concluded. ‘I’m ashamed of you, showing such disrespect when we have a guest. In my day, the army taught a man how to behave. These days, all you seem to learn is how to misbehave. Now sit down and eat your breakfast.’

Freddie gave Cat a rueful smile but he said nothing in response to his father’s outburst other than a muttered apology. She wondered if the real reason for his late rising was that he’d been tossing and turning over Bella. She hoped she might glean a better idea of his personality, since this was the first time she’d had the chance to talk to him without Bella’s presence. But like his brother and sister, Freddie didn’t have much to say for himself while his father held forth at the breakfast table. He sat with his head bowed, stirring a raw egg into what Cat devoutly hoped was tomato juice.

The General swiftly despatched a plate of kidneys and black pudding, then stood up. ‘Forgive me for leaving you so soon, Catherine, but I must check everything is in order before we leave. But please, eat your fill. There’s no hurry.’

Once the door had closed behind him, Freddie gave a hollow laugh. ‘No hurry, but God help you if you’re not on the doorstep on the stroke of whatever hour he’s decreed for your departure.’

‘Shut up, Freddie, you’ll make Cat wish she’d never agreed to come to Northanger,’ Ellie said.

He sighed. ‘Whatever. To be honest, Ellie, I’ll be glad when you’ve all gone and I can enjoy what’s left of my leave without him on my case all the time. I’ll miss you and Henry, but not Genghis Khan. It’s about time you two got out from under his thumb.’

‘We’re not under his thumb,’ Henry said. ‘We choose to stay close to him because we understand him.’

‘It’s his way of dealing with his pain,’ Ellie said. ‘The terrible things he saw in the Falklands, and then Mother’s death. You should cut him more slack, Freddie.’

Cat couldn’t help thinking she liked the younger Tilneys better for the compassion they showed their difficult parent. But Freddie was determined to put his side. ‘He’s not in pain, he’s just a bully. You think I haven’t seen my share of horror out there in Helmand? You think I don’t hurt from losing our mother? But I don’t come home throwing my weight around and making everybody else’s life a bloody misery like he did with Mother. You two are too young to remember what it was like, but to a little kid, it was terrifying.’

‘You seem to have got over it. The two of you are thick as thieves when you come home,’ Ellie said tartly. ‘It’s not me or Henry he takes to the casino or to the races.’

Freddie spread his hands in resignation. ‘What can I say? I know. And he’s great company when he forgets he’s my father. But as soon as we cross the threshold, it’s like the monster inside is unleashed.’

‘Enough,’ Henry said, standing up and swallowing down his final cup of coffee. ‘Cat, I promise nobody is going to shout at you at Northanger. Well, not unless you cheat at Monopoly or Scrabble. Father’s just eager to make sure you enjoy your time with us. He gets over-anxious.’

As he spoke, the General’s anxiety entered a new dimension. He threw open the dining-room door. ‘Come along, come along. We need to be on the road by ten. I promised Lachie we’d be with him by ten forty-five.’ The door closed behind him and Ellie shovelled the last forkful of corned-beef hash into her mouth.

‘Who’s Lachie?’ Cat asked, trailing alongside Henry into the hall, where there seemed to be a great flurry of luggage and boxes of provisions.

‘He was a gamekeeper at Northanger. Then he went to the Falklands with my father and lost a leg.’ Henry threw open the front door and picked up Cat’s case. ‘Obviously, he couldn’t go back to his old job. So Father lent him the money to buy a pub just outside Lauder. We always stop for a coffee and some of his wife’s home baking when we’re passing. It’s a tradition.’ He trotted down the steps and put the case in the boot of the smaller of the two Mercedes parked outside.

Henry leaned against the car and folded his arms. ‘I suspect we’re not at our charming best this morning. You must be wishing you were safe in the bosom of Susie Allen.’

Cat snorted with laughter. ‘You always know the right thing to say to stop me winding myself up. I’m sure everything will be perfectly calm once we get under way.’

And so it proved to be. The chaos somehow metamorphosed into order and Cat soon found herself in the back seat of the larger Mercedes alongside Ellie. Henry was driving the General in the smaller car, while Calman drove the girls.

Coffee at Lachie’s turned out to be a major production number. The pub itself was a cosy cottage, all dark wood and gleaming brasswork, but the coffee shop and bistro occupied a sprawling conservatory built on to the original building. The only other customers were a trio of elderly ladies twittering in the corner over coffee and scones.

Lachie’s wife, a pleasantly plump woman in her mid-forties, saw them settled, then disappeared into the kitchen while the General and Lachie exchanged what to Cat were a series of meaningless sentences. Sandwiched between Ellie and Henry, she couldn’t think of anything to say that might be of any interest. Luckily, Mrs Lachie bustled out of the kitchen, laden with cake stands. She set them proudly in front of her guests and Cat stared open-mouthed at the array of sweetness. She thought she’d never seen so much butter, flour, sugar and eggs in one place, not even at the Piddle Valley produce show.

‘Amazing, isn’t it,’ Henry said, reaching to pass the scones, pancakes and assorted buns to Cat. ‘And it tastes as good as it looks. When I’m driving back and forth between Northanger and work, I have to take the back roads or I’d be the size of a barrel.’

Mrs Lachie returned with pots of tea and coffee. ‘Don’t be daft, Henry, you’ve got the metabolism of a whippet. Eat up those meringues, now, I made them just for you.’

Cat found it impossible to stop once she’d started. Everything was delicious, but as soon as she’d finished one sweet delight, the General or Mrs Lachie would press another on her. Finally, she knew that if she ate another thing she would be sick. ‘I can’t,’ she moaned, as Mrs Lachie proffered a plate of vanilla slices.

‘I think you’ve done your duty, my dear,’ the General said to Mrs Lachie. ‘Wonderful spread, as ever. Best cakes in the Borders.’

Cat was impressed with the deference that Lachie and his wife showed the General. It was respectful without being servile and she thought it spoke well of her host. Even if he was brusque towards his family sometimes, he was clearly a man who was admired by the world. That couldn’t be the case if he was a vampire, could it? Or if he’d been a brute to his vulnerable wife?

The party moved out to the car park more slowly than they had entered, weighed down by their overindulgence. General Tilney patted his stomach and groaned even though Cat had seen him eat very little. ‘I need more space to stretch out after that,’ he said. ‘Ellie, why don’t you ride with Henry and I’ll take your place. It’s roomier in there.’

Cat felt a pang of dismay. But her friend rode to her rescue. ‘I’d rather ride with you, Father,’ Ellie said quickly. ‘I’ve had so much to eat I’ll get car sick driving with Henry, the way he throws that car round the bends.’

The General harrumphed. ‘You have a point. Very well, if Catherine doesn’t mind Henry’s deplorable driving?’

‘I’ll be fine,’ Cat said cheerfully. ‘My mother says I have an iron constitution.’ Even if it had been a lie, she would have said something similar to secure her place in the car next to Henry. Her only regret was that it would be less than an hour before they arrived at Northanger Abbey.

‘I’ll open the sunroof, make sure there’s plenty of fresh air.’

General Tilney frowned. ‘I don’t think so.’ He looked up at the clouds. ‘We don’t want the noonday sun beating down and giving poor Catherine a headache.’ And so the tinted glass sunroof remained firmly closed.

As soon as they set off, she was reminded of how much more pleasant it was to be Henry’s passenger rather than Johnny’s. He followed sedately in his father’s wake, leaving enough distance between the two cars for her fully to enjoy the rolling hills and fields of sheep and cows they passed through. The landscape was more dramatic than the Piddle Valley, but it was similar enough for her not to feel any sense of unease.

‘It’s really kind of you to come and stay,’ Henry said.

‘Kind? It’s a huge treat for me.’

‘Well, I appreciate Ellie having some decent company for a change. I know you haven’t known each other long, but she counts you as a real friend.’

‘Doesn’t she have other friends at Northanger?’

‘It’s a bit isolated. And because she’s been mostly at boarding school, she never really made friends with the local kids. She’s mostly stuck out there with Father, and when he goes off on one of his mysterious jaunts with the lads – which he does quite a lot – she’s left to her own devices.’

‘Are you not around, then?’

‘Northanger isn’t even half my home these days. I’m an advocate, most weeks I’m in Edinburgh between three and five days.’

Cat raised her eyebrows. ‘You rattle about in that big house in Ainslie Place all by yourself?’

Henry laughed so hard she thought he would steer them into a ditch. ‘God, no. My father takes a house just for the festival. I have a disreputable little flat off the Cowgate, which I rent out during the festival. And that pays my mortgage till Christmas.’

‘It must be hard to go back to that after Ainslie Place and Northanger Abbey.’

‘I’m always sorry to leave Ellie, it’s true.’

‘Not just Ellie, though. Swapping a Borders abbey for a flat, even in Edinburgh, must be hard.’

He grinned. ‘You’ve got high hopes of the abbey, haven’t you?’

‘Of course. Ellie showed me a photo in one of those books of Scottish views. It looks gorgeous. The kind of historic building that ends up starring in a film adaptation of some heart-stopping book about vampires or Jane Austen heroines or ancestral ghosts.’

Henry shook his head. ‘And are you ready for all the horrors that a house like that has to offer? As well as an iron constitution, are you fearless? Are your nerves up to it?’ He dropped his voice to a ghoulish pitch. ‘Can you handle sliding panels, priest holes, secret passageways hidden by ancient tapestries?’

Cat laughed. ‘What, you think I’d be scared so easily? You don’t know me, Henry Tilney. Besides, there’ll be lots of people in the house. It’s not like it’s been standing empty for years and we’re coming back to face down the old ghosts – which is what it would be if this was really a horror movie.’

‘No. We do have electric light nowadays. No more feeling our way down the hall, lit only by the dying embers of a wood fire. And we’ve emerged from that period where we had to sleep on animal skins on the floor in rooms without windows or doors or furniture. But Mrs Danvers, our elderly crone of a housekeeper, does like to keep to the old ways. She insists on making our attractive young female guests sleep in the west wing all alone while the rest of us retire to the east wing with its flush toilets and hot water and wifi.’

‘Mrs Danvers?’ Cat squeaked.

‘Mrs Danvers. She’ll lead you up a different staircase from the rest of us. Down the gloomy passageways. Into an apartment never used since mad Cousin Onesiphorus hung himself from the hammer beams twenty years ago. An apartment lit with one forty-watt bulb barely strong enough to reveal the shadowy tapestries of mythical beasts and deformed grotesques. Will that be all right for you?’

‘I think you’re at the wind-up.’

‘I’ve barely touched on what awaits you at Northanger,’ he said, his tones sepulchral. ‘A broken fiddle, a chest that can’t be opened, a grime-streaked portrait whose eyes follow you round the room. And a dribble of unintelligible hints and malevolent stares from Mrs Danvers. And then she’ll tell you about the vampires and the werewolves and the undead who wander the corridors around your room. She’ll point out that there’s no mobile phone signal anywhere in the abbey and then she’ll leave you, straining to hear the echo of her receding footsteps, convinced you can hear a strange fluttering in the chimney. And then you’ll discover the door has no lock.’

By now Cat was giggling. ‘You’ve been reading too many Hebridean Harpies books. No wonder Ellie doesn’t get many visitors. I don’t believe your housekeeper is called Mrs Danvers either.’

Henry chuckled. ‘You’ll have to wait and see. But don’t shriek when she introduces herself, that really annoys her.’

‘Yeah, right, whatever. So what other delights can I look forward to, alone in the west wing?’

Henry’s voice sank back to its tone of horripilating menace. ‘Nothing more, on the first night. Once you overcome your terror enough to climb into bed, you’ll fall into a restless sleep, broken by vile unsettling nightmares. Nothing more than that. The house will be lulling you into a false sense of security. But on the second, or maybe even the third night, there will be a violent storm.’

‘Of course there will. Peals of thunder that will shake those thick stone walls will bounce off the surrounding hills. Gusts of wind will whistle in the chimney like the screeches of a banshee and ripple through that grotesque tapestry, making it seem to come alive.’

Now Henry was laughing. ‘Are you sure you’ve never been to Northanger before? Never climbed out of bed in the middle of a storm to examine the peculiarities of a tapestry and discovered the secret door that lurks behind it? Never worked your way through a series of logic puzzles and sudokus to open it?’

Cat gave a little scream. ‘Stop it!’

‘And then, once the door falls open, you tiptoe down the wide stone stairs which are lit by an unearthly scarlet light. You hear a crunching underfoot and realise you are trampling dry bones underneath. But something drives you on and you emerge into a vast underground cave where a decadent troupe of vampires are feasting on the body of a white-skinned young woman. Who bears a terrifying resemblance to ...’

‘To who?’ Cat was caught up in it now. Somehow, Henry had plugged into her own strange and secret fantasies.

‘To whom, don’t you mean?’

She gave his arm a gentle punch. ‘To wit, to whom – it doesn’t matter. Who does the victim look like?’

‘Bella Thorpe,’ he intoned, then burst into a cackle of laughter. ‘I can’t keep it up, Cat. You’ll have to make up your own grand finale. But make it smart – as soon as we go round the next bend, we’ll be within sight of Northanger Abbey.’

His words could not have thrilled her more. Any minute now, flesh would clothe her fantasies. She could hardly wait.

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