Not My Blood

CHAPTER 18

Ten miles north and the light was fading fast. The big car boomed on through the gloaming and Joe was glad of the powerful headlights. Glad also of the strong and confident young hands on the wheel. Gosling was a natural driver and-unusually for one his age and capability-silent on the subject. He didn’t refer to Joe’s modest, workmanlike motorcar as “she.” He didn’t bother Joe with questions he couldn’t answer on mileage, torque or the rattle under the near-side wheel arch. He managed even to avoid a sneering comparison with the Bentley most young men’s uncles seemed to own these days.

Dorcas was sitting next to him in the front passenger’s seat, a map in one hand and a police hand-torch in the other. She was alert and scanning both sides of the road.

“Not so cold now,” Gosling said. “That’s a soft southerly blowing in. The thaw’s well under way. This lot’ll be completely gone by morning.”

“Nasty underfoot?”

“Not bad. Slushy rather than slippery, and the gritters have passed this way. Thirty seems safe on this stretch. As long as I don’t do anything silly with the brake pedal, we’ll be all right. Miss Joliffe? Dorcas? Can you see anything on the map that might be a hospital?”

“No. A way to go yet. I’ve been studying the map, and I’ve got my eye on a likely place. Don’t worry-I’ll tell you in good time to make the turning off. Keep going.”

A few minutes later Gosling exclaimed, “There! A sign. Prince Albert’s Hospital. Half a mile.”

“That’s not marked on here,” Dorcas objected. “There’s no ‘H’ for hospital.” And added vaguely: “A capital ‘H’ does mean hospital, doesn’t it? Not hotel or hostelry?”

“Worth a look,” Joe decided. “Turn off, Gosling.”

Gosling eased the Morris off the main road and into a still snowbound side road.

“Not such good going, sir, but others have been up here before us, so we’ll manage.”

“I think you’re wasting your time. This has come up far too soon. It can’t be the one,” was Dorcas’s advice.

“Carry on, Gosling,” was Joe’s.

They rounded a bend, and there it was on a hilltop, silhouetted against the dying orange glow of the western sky. Gosling’s foot came off the accelerator, and the car shuddered to a halt.

“Blimey! What do we make of that? We’ve bolted down the wrong rabbit hole. Surely this isn’t what we’re looking for?” he said.

“Told you so! Let’s get back to the main road. We’re wasting time,” Dorcas snapped.

“Shush!” Joe said. “It’s not the cottage hospital I was expecting. More like a country house hospital! Grand. Extensive grounds.”

“ ‘Gothick pile dramatically placed within vestiges of monastic edifice … c. 1860,’ would the guide book say?”

“Yes. I think so. Mid-Victorian, I’d guess. And, say what you like about Mid-Victorians, when it came to throwing up a crenellation or two, they didn’t stint.”

“That’s not a hospital,” said Dorcas firmly. “It’s someone’s estate.”

“She’s right. It can’t be a hospital, sir.”

“If it is a hospital, it was put up with a good deal of loving care and pots of money by some doubtless Gradgrinding mill-owner to assuage a guilty conscience. There’s one like that on almost every hilltop in this county. Philanthropists trying to outdo each other in the charity stakes. Shall we go on up?”

“Wait a minute!” Gosling said. “What we don’t see is ambulances and other hospital vehicles parked at the ready in the grounds. No one coming or going. Who would come out all this way for medical care anyway? You’d go south on the main road to Brighton or north to London. Listen, I don’t think this is right.” Gosling squirmed in his seat. “Over there, still covered in snow. There’s a name plaque of sorts. Give me the torch, Dorcas.”

“Here you are. Do you want to borrow a glove, George?”

He dismissed the offer with a grin, got out and, with broad sweeps of his bare hand, cleared the marker and shone the torch full on the golden curlicued letters. In silence they read:

Prince Albert’s Hospital for the Mentally Afflicted.

Gosling got back in and said, grumpily, “We’ve wasted half an hour. Not a hospital at all! It’s a mental asylum! A loony bin! The chauffeur would never have brought the boy here. We’d better get back onto the main road and pick up the trail again.” He started to turn the key.

“No! Stop!” Joe yelled at him. “It’s exactly where he might have brought him. And exactly the place where he could have received treatment. Spielman wasn’t mentally ill, we know that. But.… But. These places have the facilities.… Don’t they, Dorcas?”

She was finding her words awkward to get out. “I’m afraid they do. Perhaps you didn’t know that over ten percent of the patients in the country’s asylums are … epileptics. And, no, they are not mentally deranged or dangerous by our reasoning but by law are classed as defective, and the asylums have to take them in when they are submitted. A certificate signed by two doctors will do it. If you consult the Schedule of Forms of Insanity you’ll find it: ‘Diseases of the nervous system.’ Epilepsy. K3. Listed alongside sunstroke and syphilis, probably.”

“So, a sufferer from epilepsy can be put away in one of these places and kept out of society for the rest of his life and no one will ever question it?” Gosling sounded shocked.

They stared at the darkening façade of the vast building. “A thousand patients, at least, they probably house in there,” Dorcas said. “So there’s a good chance that a hundred of them are epileptics.”

“And now it could be a hundred and one,” Gosling’s voice was grim. “A coincidence, are we wondering? Look, I have to say Spielman was showing none of the warning signs when he stepped into that Daimler with his book tucked under his arm. He’d had an attack just last week. I’m no expert but, as his games master, I had noticed they occurred at a few weeks’ distance from each other.”

“Prearranged? Taken away and locked up in a lunatic asylum without his mother’s knowledge?” Joe said. “I think we should find out.”

Was it the sun sinking lower behind the hills, the raucous calls of rooks returning to their nests in the elms that stood sentinel in the parkland, or a sudden dip in energy that made Joe’s heart drop to his boots? The crenellations he had been admiring were no longer stylish but forbidding. “Halt! Who goes there?” they said. Joe searched in vain for a password.

“What are we waiting for?” Gosling said urgently. “Let’s see if we’ve beaten Herr Spielman to it.”

Martin sank to his knees in the slush and stared at the weapon. He took the paper evidence bag the constable was holding out to him, wrote on the outside in indelible pencil, added his signature, and then picked up the knife delicately at the join between blade and shaft with his handkerchief around his fingers.

“On your bike, constable,” he said, handing over the bag. “Put this in the messenger bag and take it to the nick. I’ve told them to expect it by teatime. They’ll get it to Brighton tonight, and we might know by tomorrow whose prints are on there. If we’re lucky. Oh, and tell the sergeant I’m popping down to Ma Bellefoy’s for a cup of tea and a chat, will you?”

His welcome was what he had come to expect over the last few days: warm, even slightly flirtatious, but with an underlying reserve.

The inspector blew into his cup to cool his tea. “The best tea, Clara,” he remarked, “and served in the best china.” He sipped carefully. “Funny taste. Nice, though. Very pleasant in fact. What is it?”

Clara Bellefoy looked at him in satisfaction over the rim of her matching cup. “These were the last two of a set that got smashed, up at the school. Specials for governors and such-like. They were going to chuck them out, so I asked for them.” She allowed herself a tight smile and added: “Not that many perks in being a school-skivvy. Farman gave me a note to prove they weren’t nicked. Want to see it?”

Martin waved away the unpleasant suggestion.

“The tea-now that’s something you won’t get at the Co-op, Inspector. It’s called ‘Earl Grey,’ and the pleasant taste is bergamot. Or so it says on the tin. I only use it for special visitors. And no, I didn’t buy it, Mr. Sharp-Eyes! It got given to me-well, to Betty-by the school steward. Unwanted present to the staff from a parent. They didn’t like it and told him to pass it on to someone deserving.”

“And, naturally your Betty came to mind?”

“Course she did! I’m not stupid! She’s on most of those men’s minds! The only pretty girl for ten miles around-you’d expect it.”

“Still single at-what is she-nineteen? Twenty? What’s she waiting for?”

“She’s seen the mistakes her mother made, and she’s not going to repeat them. The right bloke will come along one day. I’m not losing sleep over it.”

“Well, I have to congratulate you, Clara,” Martin said with sincerity, glancing meaningfully around the pin-neat parlour. “She’s a credit to you. And the little lad-you’ve done a fine job by him. Where is Harry?”

“Upstairs in his room. He ran off when he heard you coming. Nothing wrong with his hearing. He doesn’t like strangers. Usually he goes all shy and can’t find the words to speak. Sometimes he gets quarrelsome and finds exactly the wrong ones. When he flies into a temper it can be very embarrassing to hear him. He tries his best to swear, Mr. Martin. I don’t know why. I try to teach him right and wrong and good manners but sometimes … sometimes … you’d say he’d got the devil in him. I think he learns those words from the lads who work in the stables. It must be that, because he doesn’t go to school, and he hears nothing of the kind at home.”

“Is he warm enough up there on his own?”

“Course he is! I always keep a fire going for him in the grate, and he’s got a new set of tin cars to play with. It’s his retreat. When he’s gone off up there I don’t bother him. He’s all right.”

Martin cocked his head to a photograph of Clara’s son and daughter, a studio print in a wooden frame sitting on the upright piano. “A fine-looking pair, missis. He’s a good-looking little lad. Takes after his ma. Same curly dark hair.” He leaned forwards and asked quietly: “What went wrong for him? If you could tell me, there might be something I could suggest … some help I could recommend.…”

His cup rattled in the saucer as Clara Bellefoy jumped to her feet, her face contorted with anger. “Shut up! Just shut up about my lad, will you! I’m fed up with it! He’s what he is. It’s his mother’s fault, and I’m paying the price. Every day of my life. And I wouldn’t want it otherwise. There’s nothing anyone else can do for him.” She fell silent, biting her lip, and sat down again.

Martin picked up one of her phrases. “You say it’s your fault, Clara? How can that be?”

“None of your business.”

He persisted. “Most would blame God. Or the defaulting father.”

Clara sniffed and reached into the pocket of her pinny for a handkerchief. She blew her nose and then looked with defiance at the policeman. “I’ve more sense. It’s no secret around here, I suppose. Someone will pass the gossip on to you if you keep asking, so I might as well make sure you hear it right. He’s illegitimate. There. I told you that before.”

“So you did. I didn’t throw a fit at the mention of the word then, and I don’t on its second airing. Get on, Clara.”

“What does a woman do when she needs her job and the cottage that’s tied to it, and she finds she’s in a certain condition thanks to a man who’s gone off? The head could have thrown us into the street, you know, and no one would have blamed him. Well, she tries to get rid of the problem. Village ways. Village remedies. There’s always some old crone who thinks she knows what to do. I took advice. Fell out of the apple tree. Several times. And then the kid was born. I think the fall dislodged something. He was born not quite right. Though we didn’t know this until he got to two and wasn’t walking. Four, and he still couldn’t talk. Now six, and we wish he’d never open his mouth. As I said, my fault. My penance. That’s the end of it. Why are you here? Not to talk about my zany son!”

“Just to say thank you for the help your son was yesterday. He made quite an effort to tell us about the car in the lane. I appreciated that. And to let you know how we’re getting on, missis. A murder was committed a few yards away from your back door-I thought you’d be interested. We’ve found the weapon.”

“What was it?”

“Six-inch knife. Any of yours missing from the kitchen?”

“No. I was here all the time with Harry and Betty when she got home at just after six. No one could have got in and taken one. It’s more likely to have been pinched from the school kitchens. They’ve got dozens up there. Have you counted them?”

“It was all happening around here at six that evening, wasn’t it? And I’m still intrigued by that car. It couldn’t have been a fancy man arriving for Betty, could it? It’s about the time you’d arrive to pick up your lady friend for a showing at the Gaumont. They’ve got one of those ‘Gold Diggers’ films on all week.”

“No. Betty got back and set about eating her supper straight away. Rabbit stew it was. I like to have her meal on the table ready for her when she gets back. It’s long hours she works. We didn’t hear the car. We aren’t blessed with Harry’s ears.”

“How surprised would you have been to look outside and see Mr. Rapson moving about on business unknown out there in the courtyard?”

“Very. The week before-not a bit. He’d been a nuisance. Always hanging about trying to talk to Betty. Mucky old tyke!” Clara shuddered. “Bringing her presents and sweet-talking. At his age! Disgusting! I can tell you, Inspector, if I’d attacked him with a knife it wouldn’t have been his heart I was aiming for! Well, I couldn’t be doing with that. Betty was getting very worried. She’s a kind-natured girl and wouldn’t have the guts to kick him in a soft spot or even say, ‘Boo!’ And we need the money she earns at the school to get by. So I decided to do something about it.”

“You went to the head?”

“I did! I have to say, Mr. Martin,” Clara leaned forwards and spoke confidentially, “he didn’t seem very surprised. I think the rumours must be true, don’t you?”

“They haven’t reached me yet, Clara.”

“That he’s been seen with … you know … town girls. The floozies who come down here from Brighton for a weekend … all marcel waves, cocktails at the roadhouse, cigarettes and Soir de Paris! Well, Mr. Farman made no fuss. ‘Leave it to me, Clara,’ he said. ‘I’ll deal with it.’ And I thought he had. For days we were clear of Rapson. Then you find him knifed to death where he shouldn’t have been. In my backyard.”

Clara looked searchingly at Martin. “He wouldn’t have disobeyed the head for something unimportant. He was up to something, I’ll bet. And that car arriving-it must have been connected. A big, posh car, Harry says. We don’t know anybody who drives a car like that. Or any car. Nothing to do with us. We didn’t want him there at all, not ever, not alive or dead, Inspector. I wish you’d leave us alone. We’ve got troubles enough.”

“Ah. this doesn’t get any easier,” Gosling remarked lugubriously. “We seem to be faced with a welcoming committee, sir. And the natives don’t look particularly friendly.”

He parked the car a few yards from the front entrance. No one made a move to get out. Gosling cautiously shut his window. A crowd of grey-robed figures had flooded out through the door and surrounded the car, some peering in through the glass, some tapping on the windscreen. Most were silent with huge inquisitive eyes; a few were chattering excitedly.

“Inmates, I’d guess,” said Gosling nervously. “Yes, they’re all dressed the same. Big grey capes. So-inmates.”

“Patients, you mean,” Dorcas said.

She jumped as a hand released the handle of the passenger’s door and jerked it open. “Welcome to the Prince Albert, madam, gentlemen,” said a cultivated voice.

This was instantly submerged by a babble of noise as comments flowed in country accents:

“There be three on ’em today!”

“Two men is that-and a lady? Where’s the fourth? They always come in fours.”

“But they were only here last week, wasn’t it? That’s enough. Send ’em on their way, Francis!”

Joe decided to show himself. He stepped out and walked around the car to confront them. The crowd retreated a pace. There seemed to be about eight of them, all adults, all male.

A voice from the huddle, identifying Joe’s bearing as military, called out in a cheeky parody of a sentry: “Halt! Who goes there?”

Dorcas slipped past Joe as he stood, for once in his life, lost for words. “A friend,” she announced. “Well, three friends! Who else would you be expecting? We’ve come to see your superintendent.”

“Of course you have!” said the first voice. A hand emerged from the grey folds of his cloak, and Dorcas took it without hesitation and shook it firmly, murmuring her name. “Always welcome. Francis Crabbe. Team leader. Sixth Watch.” His eye sought out one man in the crowd and he added: “They’re welcome-however frequently they come, Bert. And these are different people.” He turned again to Dorcas. “You haven’t been here before, madam, have you?”

“Our first visit, Mr. Crabbe, you are quite right.”

“Well at least you don’t arrive at midnight like the last lot! We never like the midnight visitors much. We try to keep them waiting outside as long as we can,” he confided. “But you time your arrival well. The superintendent is just sitting down to tea. Come this way.” Francis Crabbe hesitated, then said hurriedly, “Unless of course you want to go off by yourselves and wander about first. That’s allowed. Everything’s open. Except for the you-know-where,” he said confidingly. “You’ll need a key for that. But-no secrets here! If you ask the superintendent, he’ll be delighted to show you round the cells. But I don’t presume to give you a schedule.”

“I think we’d just like to see the superintendent first, as you suggest, Mr. Crabbe.”

Crabbe walked ahead, chattering with Dorcas along a wide corridor whose tiled floor shone impeccably. Joe noted electric lighting, paintings crowding the walls, tables lining the way, each with a white lace cloth and vase of winter greenery. From behind closed doors as they passed along, Joe picked up a strange melange of sounds: a buzz of conversation, shouts of laughter, the tinkle of a piano very badly played and a crooning voice from a gramophone. The pervading odour was a blend of Wimsol bleach and toast.

Francis Crabbe knocked at a big oak door and put his head round it. Joe heard him say: “There’s a party here again, sir. Two gents and a lady. Will you see them now?” and the jovial response: “Why not! Wheel ’em in, Francis! It is the Association Hour, after all.”

Francis crooked a finger at them, smiled, and retreated back down the corridor with his chattering flock, leaving them to face the superintendent.

A grey-haired, bespectacled man looked up at them with curiosity from the tea table that had been laid in front of a roaring fire. He put down the copy of the Times he’d been busy with and came forwards to greet them. In his late fifties and of massive build, he was wearing a thick Orkney fisherman’s sweater and a pair of old trousers with leather patches on the knees. He made no apology for his informal getup. “Gerald Chadwick at your service. Dr. Chadwick. New bugs, eh? I’ll ask you to sign the book in a moment,” he said agreeably. “What about a cup of tea first and a hot mince pie? We’re finishing off the last of the Christmas batch. Our own production, of course. Our bakery is second to none. Mrs. Chivers has won the Victoria Sponge prize in the county competition for three years running. And you are …?”

Dorcas again spoke for the three of them while he bustled about fetching three more cups from a dresser. “Dr. Chadwick, in a second I shall fall upon a mince pie and a cup of tea. There’s nothing I should like more. But I will not accept your hospitality under false pretences. We are not the hospital visitors you take us for.”

“Oh, really? Not from the Lunacy Commission, then? You look like the usual mixed bag of earnest sobersides come to catch us on the hop. Well, I’ll settle for crossword addicts. I’m stuck on six across, if you’d care to take a look. Whoever you are, sit down. You must be frozen through.” And, as they settled awkwardly in a row on the edge of the sofa opposite: “Why don’t you pour, my dear? I expect you’re familiar with the gentlemen’s requirements. My hands are a bit unsteady these days.”

A minute later, apparently unimpressed by the selection of warrant and identity cards he’d been offered and which he’d inspected carefully, he spoke again, his tone light and amused: “Well I never! A detective, a spy and a pretty girl walk into a loony bin.… Haven’t I seen you before, in a Punch cartoon?”

Joe could not summon up a reciprocal smile. “Sir. We are in a hurry. A life-a young life-may be at stake,” he said sternly. “I speak to you in my police capacity in requesting-no, let’s make that commanding-your cooperation in the matter.”

Chadwick’s bonhomie faded, and pale blue eyes glinted over the half-moon spectacles as he said crisply, “Commissioner, I don’t much care to be commanded or even requested by a complete stranger to do anything in my own drawing room. This is the first and only hour of the day when I have been at what passes for rest around here. Don’t suppose, will you, that I spend my days with my feet up munching on muffins! At five precisely I shall be at it again, making the first of my evening rounds. Whether you are here or not. If you wish to accompany me, you’ll be very welcome to tag along. I don’t much mind which one of you is speaking to me and in what capacity-though I’d prefer to deal with the young lady rather than her pet bull terriers. You’ll get the same straight answers. So get on with it.”

Joe’s story was told with a conciseness the superintendent obviously appreciated. He asked one or two sharp, short questions for clarity and then gave his reply: “No. I’ll tell you straight up-we do not have the child here. I wish I could produce him, hale and hearty, but I can’t. The scenario you describe, it grieves me to say, is distressing but not as far-fetched as you yourselves seem to think. I do see that you are all still struggling with the enormity of such a suspicion. Either natural events have unfolded in just the way you have been told-in which case the boy will turn up, temporarily at least, back on his feet again-or something underhand has occurred. And you are right to view the prospect with dread. It wouldn’t be the first time. Indeed, I commend the speed with which you have reacted.”

“You’ve encountered such a case of kidnap yourself, sir?” Dorcas asked.

He smiled. “Encountered? Say rather dealt with. You see what we are, Miss Joliffe. A community of nearly a thousand patients. Coming and going.…”

“Children? Do you have children on the premises?”

“Some. We have groups of adult men and women, segregated for work and sleeping, but a few children too, the majority of whom have family members here. Unaccompanied young derelicts I am relieved to be able to send on to an excellent specialist youth unit elsewhere in the county. I am a medical clinician myself. Theoretical these days, I’m sorry to say. I like to think of Prince Albert’s more as hospital than asylum-a place to be cured of your ills and from which you pass out in as short a time as possible. But the state sends me increasing numbers of incurables-victims of nothing more than poverty, mental deficiency, sexual abuse, melancholia, general inadequacy and, yes, epilepsy. We are overwhelmed. We are sinking under the weight. But I do what I can.

“This could be a dust bin, my friends, a stinking receptacle for the dregs of a pullulating society. I won’t have that! I run a healing village. Fresh air, hard work-congenial work-and a good, if spare, diet. The patients do most of the work themselves. They have to earn their crust. They work hard. I allow no shirking. In laundry, bakery, market garden and farm. They are the villagers. And in their hours of recreation they do exactly that-they recreate themselves. They paint, they write, they play music. Some even get well!”

He caught himself and smiled. “But I’m launching into my welcome speech and neglecting your business. Your child-Spielman, did you say? — is not here, and if he’d been presented in the circumstances you describe I would first have treated him and secondly have contacted everyone who had an interest: his parents-both parents-but also his school even though he had just left it. I would also have notified the local police force. You never know.”

“Why did you stress both parents, sir?” Dorcas asked.

“A personal experience. In the case of a desperately sick child-mentally unstable or with low intellectual powers or even epilepsy-the strain on the family becomes too great to bear. One parent, usually the father, takes it upon himself to relieve the household of the burden. A scurrilous father or simply one who is a moral coward may make arrangements, unbeknownst to the wife, with a sympathetic local practitioner to ‘get him certified’ and presented at an establishment like this one. The required number of signatures and acceptances is well regulated. Inspections are made. Nevertheless it is always wise to check rigourously that the consent comes from both parties as well as the medical agent. I take no risks.”

“They made less fuss in ancient Sparta,” muttered Gosling, disgust in his voice. “Just hung them from a lintel. If they fell off-”

“Yes, they led a simpler life!” the superintendent said. “And in many ways we have made little progress over the centuries, you’d say. It was my uncomfortable lot to trip across one such attempt a few years ago. To my cost. I dealt with it. Now, do you want to be on your way, or would you like to accompany me on my rounds? I can unlock the padded cells for you, but you’ll find no occupants. We have nasty electric-shock equipment on the premises, but I’m not sure I could lay hands on it if you asked me to. There are the usual chemical remedies to which we may have recourse in extremis-pacifying drugs and such-like. I use other methods. Restraint is necessary occasionally, but only applied when a patient is in danger of harming himself or herself. That’s the rule here.”

Seeing them hesitate, he added, “Look, if I were some sort of a Bluebeard keeping wailing children behind locked doors, you could hunt around this building till kingdom come, and you wouldn’t come across a child I wanted to hide. It’s enormous. Bigger than Buckingham Palace and with twice as many rooms. Hidey holes everywhere, a farm with outbuildings, a stable block, a working well, a dovecote-stocked. Even a folly or two. Some of it I haven’t set foot in myself.” He paused and fixed Joe with a challenging glare that had an edge of dark humour. “We even have our own cemetery! Hundreds of bodies in it. No one’s ever counted. Going back to Saxon times, I shouldn’t wonder. Prince Albert’s was an abbey centuries ago. Most country hospitals and asylums were. Some graves have marker stones, most are just grassy mounds covering a thousand secrets. But feel free to move about. I’ll detail an escort for you. Francis and his merry men will take you wherever you ask to go.”

“Thank you, Dr. Chadwick, for your offer and for your understanding, but I think we’ll be on our way.”

Murmuring her thanks as they made for the door, Dorcas asked, “Francis Crabbe?”

“He’ll be waiting at the door to show you out. Francis is the leader of the watch teams. Everyone has a job or a duty to do. That is his. He has great authority with his fellow patients. An intelligent man with considerable powers of leadership. He makes an excellent deputy.”

“I’d noticed. What I didn’t observe is any sign of … mental disturbance. I was wondering why he was here with you.”

The doctor smiled. “He’s been here for nearly twenty years and will die here, Miss Joliffe. As you observe, he’s as sane as I am. The other patients know that. Though the judge in his case begged to differ. Francis Crabbe was a young beater on a grouse shoot in Norfolk just as the war was looming. Of the anti-war faction, his hot young blood urged him to make a protest. Many pacifists were marching with banners or chaining themselves to railings in Parliament Square in outcry against the unnecessary slaughter the high and mighty were about to thrust us into. Our Francis decided on a more flamboyant gesture. He grabbed a shotgun and drew a bead on one of the shooting party guests. His target was his Majesty, King George. Missed, as you will have noted. Nevertheless, His Honour Justice Bentwood’s judgement on the would-be regicide was milder than most had expected and many had hoped for. ‘Man’s mad!’ he declared. ‘Can’t hang a maniac.’ So they sent him to us.”

He opened the door. “Ah, Francis! Our guests are in your hands.”

The doctor came loping down the corridor after them, catching them as they reached the front door. “Sandilands, you ought to have this. May be all nonsense but, well, child at risk, as you say. One would like to help.” His words came fast, his tone was dismissive. “I mentioned an establishment I have close dealings with, a hospital at-I would say ‘the cutting edge,’ but you would despise me for a punster-of modern treatment in the realms of paediatrics. From surgery to psychiatry. It occurs to me that, in your confessedly garbled account of the morning’s events, the child you seek may have fetched up-entirely innocently and in his best interests-at this place. It’s further off your route, but its reputation is wide. The director is … not a friend, but a colleague. Very highly regarded in the profession. If you want to pursue the matter with him-and I would recommend it as a course of action-I would ask you, out of professional sensibilities, not to mention my name.”

He handed Joe a card. “I’ve scribbled his personal telephone number on the back.”

“I shall take your advice, doctor. Thank you very much.” Joe slipped the card away in his pocket. “And allow me to hand you something in return. The answer to six across? ‘Ancient killer at home at last to a pair of idiots.’ Eight letters. Try ‘assassin.’ ”

The doctor shook with laughter. “Idiots in plain view but where, Sandilands, is the home in question? Let me know if you find it!”