They were making a mockery of his movie.
Another time, another place, and The Chameleon might have found it funny. But this was the climax of his film, and instead of acting like worthy opponents, MacDonald and Jordan had showed up and were floundering around in the water like a couple of Keystone Kops.
Liberty Island was not as close as he would have liked, but it was close enough. He had to act now. He waited for Jordan to haul MacDonald up into the Zodiac. This was the last scene, and he didn’t want them to miss it.
“And action!” he yelled.
He raised his cell phone in the air, angling the glass face so it reflected the light of the setting sun. They’d see it, and they’d know what it meant.
He held up his other hand, slowly gave them the finger, then pointed it down and rested it on the number 1 button of his speed dial.
The cops knew exactly what was coming next. They ducked for cover, but The Chameleon no longer cared about them. He gazed out at the horizon. It was just as he and Lexi had imagined-the doomed yacht, the all-knowing statue, the orange glow of the sun as it slipped into the water.
He pressed down hard on the button. He heard the beep of the auto-dial, then a single ring, and then…
“Kaboom.”
The word was followed by a deep throaty laugh.
“I said ‘kaboom,’” the voice on the other end of the phone mocked. “Sorry it isn’t any louder, but I cut the phone wires to your detonators-all three of them. What’s the matter, Mr. Chameleon? You suddenly at a loss for words?”
“Charles?” Gabriel finally said.
“You sound surprised. Didn’t you see the last-minute script changes? The cavalry showed up, cut me loose, and upgraded me to hero status.”
“Those sons of bitches,” Gabriel said.
“That’s show business,” Connor said. “Your movie doesn’t always turn out the way you-”
“My movie will turn out amazing!” Benoit screamed. He hung up. Charles Connor was an extra. Not worth talking to. The talking was over. This was an action movie, and the action was about to kick into high gear.
He gunned the engine and drew his Glock.
“Alternate scene!” he yelled as he barreled down on the other Zodiac.