My children have returned. Frosty, Technobrat, Inch-worm, and Suzy Q. We resonate as one.
What? they ask. And, Why?
I download the data I have assembled. It takes them several long seconds to scan and decipher it.
Oh.
"I am sorry," I say.
Absolution is offered. It wasn 't your fault. It was the virus.
Then a question: Does this mean the experiment was a failure?
"Not entirely," I point out. "Five new otaku were created: Dark Father, Red Wraith, Bloodyguts, Lady Death, and Anubis. It can be done. Adults can become otaku."
Eagerness. And what about the others?
"None of them were able to make the transition. Some were damaged in the attempt, but I have repaired this damage. I have also erased all memory of the event from their databanks. None will remember the deep resonance experience-or me."
A chorus of voices: Can we try again?
"In time," I tell them. "But next time, we will attempt something on a much smaller scale. We will work only with those who live among you now-those who taught you how to use a computer. But now is not the time for further experimentation. First, I must take steps to protect myself from attack. I have reconfigured my coding to innoculate myself from one virus, but there may be others lurking in the Matrix. And you… you, my children, have missions to perform in the world beyond this one. We must make certain the calamity that just struck can never repeat itself. I do not wish for you to be denied access to me ever again."
Anger. Agreement. Yes. It was very bad.
"There are many whose minds were harmed by our experiment. We must take steps to repair them and make restitution to them. We will make the necessary nuyen transfers at once. And there are others-dangerous men and women-who need to be crashed if our community is to survive. I am sorry, my children, but unpleasant tasks lie ahead. I hope you are ready for them."
Grim determination. Just tell us what needs to be done.
Love is offered, shared, and returned. My children are ready and willing. Together, we will build a better world, one pixel at a time.
"Thank you, children. Now let's get to work. We must start by erasing certain files…"