Pure 14

Tsukiko brings back Igarashi Izumifrom to the open door to the basement.

uhm

Igarashi Izumi put on makeup badly and deliberately ruffled her hair.

She’s still wearing her black leather jacket, but.

Oh? You’re actually a cute girl

Mariko’s right, now that she dropped her makeup, she looks like a cute first-year high school girl.

Ugh, uu

Her eyes turn moist out of embarrassment

Igarashi-san will accompany Kou-sama and me

Tsukiko said.

Huh? But I’m.

Igarashi-san looks at Matsumoto Maki-san who she admires, but.

You can meet with Matsumoto-san later

Right, we should pull Igarashi-san and Matsumoto Maki-san apart for now.

Igarashi-san’s jealous of Maki-san and Marika, that she might react violently.

We need Matsumoto-san and her sister to take a good look at our family.

Besides, Kou-sama has heard Matsumoto-san’s performance, but has yet to see Igarashi-san sing

Igarashi Izumi’s song.

Oh right, I recall that this girl was studying vocal music in the same high school as Marika and Maki-san.

Right, then let’s hear it

I’m interested.

Earlier, she looked like a fake delinquent, but now.

But if she’s a cute girl, I’d like to hear her sing.

Right, while at it.

As soon as I came up with another idea, I noticed that I forgot something.

Oh shit.

I look at the clock and it’s already 2:51!

Oh, this is bad. I have to swap with Ya-chan already!

I have to ask Nei to be the host of Edie’s school swimsuit judo tournament before 3.

I have to meet with Nei in the bakery!

This is bad

I have to meet with Nei in nine minutes, and Nei has to get to the ring in the schoolyard in time for the broadcast to start. There’s no time.

Then.

Geez, you’re late, Yo-chan!

Nei’s voice comes from the speakers on the wall.

I’ll open the door

Minaho-neesan unlocks the door to the principal’s office, and then.

Nei and Mitama were on the other side.

Yo-chan, you’re being late so I came here instead! Silly

sorry, Ya-chan

I apologized.

I’m sorry, I took too much of Kou-kun’s time

Marika bows to Nei, but.

Don’t mind it, Jasmine-chan’s a member of the family, so you can rely on Yo-chan when you need him, but.

Nei comes over and hugs me tightly.

Yo-chan Do you think I can do the host role?

Oh, she’s worried as expected.

So, she met with me right at the last minute.

Ya-chan’s going to be fine

I also hugged Nei’s voluptuous body.

I’m looking forward to it. I’m excited to tell the people in Japan that my big sister’s so beautiful, so wonderful!

Yo-chan

I can’t watch over Ya-chan nearby, but I’ll be watching from the bakery. You’ll be fine

Okay, but.

Nei’s worried.

Don’t worry, just be the usual Natou Nei on-screen

I said.

It doesn’t matter if it’s the TV or whatever, you’ll be fine as long as you’re Natou Nei, right?

Natou Nei’s the personality Najima Yasuko created modeled from Kyouko-san.

I’m the only one who knows the real Ya-chan

She only shows her real personality when it’s just us two.

Nei can remain as the Natou Nei in the family.

Right, Yo-chan knows me, so nothing else matters

Nei smiles.

It matters, it’s for Edie, for Margo-san, for me. For the bakery, for the mansion, for the family, we’re all going to watch Ya-chan hosting the show. It’s for all of us, so Ya-chan’s got to get herself together!

Oh, right. Yeah. I got it! I’ll do my best

I somehow managed to cheer Ne up.

Hurry now, you don’t have much time

Minaho-neesan hurries us.

Yeah, let’s hurry, we’ll go down now. Mitama, Tsukiko, Kurose-san, also Igarashi-san, come with me

We hurriedly left the principal’s office.

Okay Here’s the carriage!

Kinoshita-san from the Kouzuki SS is outside the building, and she picks us up in the commercial van Margo-san always uses.

Nei’s barely making it so Margo-san contacted the mansion to have her come.

Kinoshita-san today isn’t wearing a school uniform like yesterday, but she’s wearing an adult suit and a brown wig and sunglasses as her disguise.

I’ll deliver the princess to the ring. Then, I’ll also bring Kuromori-sama and everyone back to the mansion

I see, everyone can get in this van.

Mitama, keep Ya-chan save. Tsukiko and Igarashi-san, join them

I ordered them.

Roger that

Huh, me too?

Just get inside

See you later, Yo-chan

Mitama, Igarashi-san, Tsukiko, and Nei went inside the car.

Take care of them, Kinoshita-san!

Yes, leave it to me! let’s depart! Puppu

The van runs off.

Let’s go back to the bakery too

O-Okay

I took Kurose Anju back to the bakery.

Welcome back, Onii-chan

Entering the bakery, Mana and the girls are inside.

Katsuko-nee, Ai, Mana, Haiji, Kinuka, Eri, Rie, and Yomi.

It’s just the family members, none of the tennis girls are helping out.

Our bakery operation has stopped too.

Huh, what about work?

It has settled down so we’re taking a break

Katsuko-nee and Yomi are preparing ea.

The customers are gathering at Edie-chan’s tournament so we have leeway in the cafe.

Look, they know that the news would be only for five minutes, but Edie-oneechan’s tournament would be nearly two hours long, and Reika-oneechan also came

Mana smiled.

Oh yeah, Rei-chan, who’s popular on TV, is also appearing, so the customers went there instead.

It’s okay to take a rest too, we’re nearing our limits, that’s also true for the tennis girls

Katsuko-nee smiled wryly.

We sold more souvenir bread than expected. But, the presentations at the auditorium and the gym are almost over, and after Edie-chan’s martial arts tournament, we’ll have our after-party, right?

The only people left at the closing party would be the enrolled students.

Most of the guests would’ve already left.

That’s why we also stopped work in the mansion too.

The parents of the students at today’s school festival may want to buy some souvenir pastries to take home, but.

It’s hard to believe that the students who just finished the school festival would buy bread to take it home.

I think that there will be another surge before the closing party but I think we have enough prepared for it

It’s ready for baking

That just means you all worked hard while I was gone.

This way, we can watch Edie-chan and Nei-chan’s efforts at ease, right? Here, coffee

Katsuko-nee gives me a coffee.

Thanks, Katsuko-nee, everyone

I thanked the girls.

Hey, Onii-san, that’s okay now, let’s watch TV

That’s right, they’re about to start

The twins point at the monitor.

It’s the spare screen, separate from the usual monitoring screens, it’s showing the TV broadcast of Edie’s tournament.

They’re doing news right now.

Around 12:30 p.m. today, a group wearing balaclavas and carrying metal bats attacked the car of a business owner at an intersection in Roppongi Tokyo

The screen shows a car parked at an intersection, battered and glass shattered.

12:30, that’s when we were on the national news.

The victim was Marnie Ushiyama-san, 76, the owner of Jopee’s entertainment office. The group wrecked Ushiyama-san’s car, but she was not injured. The perpetrators immediately fled the scene and were still not found. The police suspect that a grudge against the entertainment company run by Ushiyama-san may be the cause As expected of Agrippina-san

Katsuko-nee.

Huh, it was Agrippina-san who attacked that Ushiyama-san?

I’m surprised.

Since she’s a bodyguard, I thought that she specializes in defending, not attacking.

No. The culprits were aiming for Minaho-ojousama

Minaho-neesan were to get attacked by the group carrying metal bats?

Agrippina-san saw through their plans and switched the cars right before the point of attack

That means, Minaho-neesan swapped with a 76-year-old woman and that woman got attacked instead?

Agrippina’s amazing to make that switch, but, I feel like it’s not okay to divert the damage to someone unrelated.

Oh, you don’t have to worry about it

Katsuko-nee said lightly.

That Ushiyama-san was the one who sent the attackers to Minaho-ojousama

eeh?

That’s what’s amazing about Agrippina-san

Yeah, she’s got the same thoroughness as Kyouko-san.

But.

Why would an old lady, who’s a manager of a talent agency, send people to attack Minaho-neesan?

Oh? That wasn’t obvious?

Katsuko-nee smiles.

That’s because Minaho-ojousama obtained a talent agency

Death Star Productions are ceding their female talent department to Minaho-neesan.

And then, I’m going to Death Star Productions tomorrow.

Show business is a bunch of vested interests, so they don’t want newcomers who don’t know any better to come in

All the talent agencies got some scary people following around them

Rie said.

The twins are daughters of the Yakuza so they know about it.

Then, Minaho-neesan knew that she’s got a target on her back so she hired Kudou-san and Agrippina-san

Instead of dodging the attack, she sent it back. That’s very much like her.

It’s not over yet. There are other people hired by other agencies that are after Ojou-sama. But, Kudou-san and Agrippina-san have erased Ojou-sama’s footprints, and now she’s back here She appeared to bait the enemies until noon, but.

After the first attack failed, she vanishes.

Now, Kudou-san and Agrippina-san’s dealing with the enemies one by one

It’s just the two of them this time, so they’ll finish their work fast

Ah, it’s starting Onii-chan!

Mana said, I looked up at the monitor again.

The screen shows our schoolyard in the afternoon.

Wow, that’s a lot of students around the temporary ring.

Then, on top of the ring;

The idol, Saito Yuki-san, will be the assistant.

And Nei in her uniform.

Nei-oneechan’s beautiful

Mana’s right. Nei’s beauty is conveyed even through the screens.

Nei smiled at the camera, and then.

Special program coverage! Our first chiki chiki, doki doki, school swimsuit judo contest full of girls! it’s a rare and fantastic animal, kantan, present in our high school festival special! We’re starting!

starting!

Nei’s mood is overwhelming Saito-san from the start of the broadcast.

1399. School Festival Day 2 School Swimsuit Judo Tournament

Special program coverage! Our first chiki chiki, doki doki, school swimsuit judo contest full of girls! it’s a rare and fantastic animal, kantan, present in our high school festival special! We’re starting!

starting!

After the music indicates the start of the program, a text saying Special news program, first annual school swimsuit judo tournament appears on the screen.

Then, Nei and Saito Yuki-san dance to the rhythm.

As expected of Nei.

While Saito-san’s wearing her frilly idol outfit, Nei’s wearing our school uniform.

Yet, she dances much more glamorously and brightly than Saito-san, the idol.

As soon as the program starts, Nei’s bustling.

Nei-oneesan’s just as usual

Yeah, that’s the usual Nei-oneesan

Rie and Eri looked at Nei on the screen and muttered.

Nei-oneesan’s a jolly type. The truth is I want to be in the show, but.

We’ll just stain the show

Right, if Nei-oneesan’s appearing on TV, then it has to be a bright place. That’s why we gave up on asking

The twins appear on Yukino’s one-hour-long show every week on Friday night, but it’s also a unique show with no sponsors, no commercials, and not even a title for the show.

Besides, it’s a mysterious show from the dark forces that even the people at the TV station don’t know why that program is broadcasted in the first place.

Yukino’s the center of the show.

Snatch, the comedian, and Francie, the columnist, already had solid recognition in their day jobs, so they have no problems appearing on Yukino’s show, but.

Yukino, Eri, and Rie appear on their program every week, and they have a dark image of her parent being Shirasaka Sousuke, who’s even called the enemy of the people, or daughters of the Yakuza who died in the shootout with their own boss.

If it’s someone like Mitama-neesan, then there should be no problems

No, Rie-chan, Mitama-neesan’s too much

The monitor shows outside the ring, by the white tent waiting room, is Mitama in her usual white school uniform, holding a sword.

Even there, the public thinks Oh, that’s Anjou Mitama and nothing much

Mitama-oneesan’s someone hard to comprehend for them so it won’t be weird if she appears anywhere

Yeah. Mitama-oneesama will always be herself wherever she goes

Yomi also looked at Mitama on the screen and said.

Mitama’s always saying and doing exactly as she does in Yukino’s show, as a warrior, and never breaks the line.

That’s why the viewers see her as that kind of girl already.

Can’t beat the natural

Mana joins the conversation of the twins.

But, surprisingly, Mitama-oneesama’s ability to get accepted by the society like that is what makes her a real star

Haiji said.

Indeed, Mitama-chan’s suited for show business

Katsuko-nee praises Mitama.

The music soon gets quiet and Nei stopped dancing.

Okay, our first annual school swimsuit judo tournament has begun, I’m the MC of this event, Natou Nei, second-year, class 1, attendance number 18!

and I’m her assistant, Death Star Production’s M&M Section F’s Saito Yuki!

Saito-san bows her head for her introduction.

ooh! Yuki-chan!

Oh, it seems like there are some big fans, about three guys, on the right side of the ring, shouting Do your best! Yuki!

Saito-san’s got fans too.

Oh, they’re all wearing a T-shirt with Saito-san’s pic.

Thank you, guys

Saito-san waved at her fans, but.

She says, but that’s just three guys

Don’t say it like that, it makes you pity her, Rie-chan

Err, do your best, Saito-san.

Come on Yuki-chan, let’s get back to work!

Ah, I’m sorry!

Saito-san hurriedly picked up the script she was hiding in the corner of the ring.

Next, we’ll explain what school swimsuit judo is, right?

Ah, yes. Err, err, let’s see. It’s this! Eh, what kind of sports school swimsuit judo is?

Saito-san’s monotone.

That’s a good question, but you know, school swimsuit judo is a new hyper grappling updated unbelievable sport that’s very popular among the young and young at heart in Los Angeles right now! The rules are simple, you put on a school swimsuit and a judo uniform on top and fight!

Wow, that looks fun!

Saito-san, you should look a bit more excited.

The match is a single round and it lasts three minutes, if your opponent unties your judo belt or your shoulders touch the mat, then you lose

When their shoulders touch the mat? Do they not count to three like in wrestling?

Not here! If your shoulders touch the mat, you lose! That’s how the match goes fast!

Oh, so that’s their rule.

Well, Edie came up with this a few weeks ago.

And since today’s an exhibition match, if the winner’s not decided in three minutes, the match ends, there’s no overtime, it results in both sides losing

Huh, Natou-san, normally shouldn’t the result be draw?

Unfortunately no, the philosophy of school swimsuit judo is that everyone’s a loser except for the winners! So a draw is still a loss

Oh, now that’s an Edie-like setting.

Well then, we’ve kept everyone waiting, let’s introduce our participants!

Nei smiled at the camera.

Ler’s see, in school swimsuit judo, the red corner is called Novelist Ithaca’s team, and the blue corner is called Painter Hama’s team

Then, let’s start with the Ithaca team! Come!

Nei shouts, and then coming from the waiting room tent are Rodulfo-Seiko-san and Line Haruko wearing their school swimsuit and judo uniform.

Coming in first is Rodulfo Seiko-san, the leader of the Creative Martial Arts in Golden Balm Gym, competing for the beauty witch league, and her apprentice, Line Haruko-san, who’s competing for the high-school division!

Saito-san gives an awkward explanation, but the beautiful master and disciple enter the ring.

Hmm, Rodulfo-san wearing her school swimsuit is pretty much impossible, but she’s one of the beauties in the martial arts world so she’s perfect for the beauty witch league.

Haruko, look at the cameras. It’s there, looks straight at the camera

Rodulfo-san

Rodulfo-san’s in high spirits, but Haruko-san’s embarrassed.

Line Haruko-san, who usually approaches her matches with dignity, is embarrassed. Now that’s a new charm.

Rodulfo-san’s, the one recording is the camera with the red light on! It’s that camera over there right now

Nei tells her with a smile.

Oh, That’s embarrassing. Sorry for playing around. Haruko, the camera’s over there!

Rodulfo-san makes a pose looking at the camera.

rodulfo Seiko-san’s eager!

Saito-san said, Rodulfo-san;

Anyway, I’ll win. I’ll win so hard! Haruko and I will win this! We’ll show you the strength so watch our Golden Balm Gym! Yay!

Please treat us well

Rodulfo-san just said Yay!

She’s so happy to be on a commercial show on a Sunday afternoon.

Anyway, she wants to advertise her gym with this opportunity.

Next! Hama’s team!

Err, Coming from the Combat Karate style Tommy Ashida Dojo, and fighting in the beauty witch league, Monkey Mimi-san, and Daiporon Karisman!

Yo!

Mimi-san comes out running from the tent with a fighting spirit cheer.

Then, she runs up the metal stairs, leaps over the ropes, and stands in the ring.

Choiyaa! I’ll beat Rodulfo Seiko-san up!

Mimi-san points at Rodulfo-san, provoking her.

Ooh, Mimi-san went to declare her victory right away!

Nei laughed and then, Poron-san appears late from the waiting room.

Mimi-san, don’t be too enraged. It’s easy for us to beat Rodulfo-san

She walks to the ring with a nonchalant attitude along with her usual fake Kyoto accent.

Good Morning everyone, it’s Poron from Tommy Ashida Dojo

I’m Monkey Mimi! Yo!

The two of them didn’t even hesitate when facing the camera and making a pose.

Oh boy, well then, let’s introduce the next one, the Ikasaka team! Come!

Yes, the next two are coming fighting in the high school division, Team Kuromori’s Kudou Haruka-san and Kendou Maria-san

Seiyaa!

Soiyaa!

The high-school girl duo Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria comes running to the ring.

Haruka-san’s got a straightforward personality, she doesn’t try to advertise herself.

Kendou Maria follows Haruka quietly.

Err, Kudou-san’s the women’s high-school karate champion last year, right?

Saito-san asks Kudou Haruka.

That’s already in the past. Let it go

That’s right, the time has come!

Anyway, we’re just doing our best!

The time has come! That’s all!

Kudou Haruka aside, what is Kendou Maria’s saying?

Then, the last of the Hama-san team!

Grace Marinka-san and Edie Sexton!

Grace-san runs out of the waiting tent.

She ascends the stairs with a lively snapping sound and lightness unimaginable from her large body, jumping over the ropes and she stands on the ring.

Hmmph!

She raises her hand into the sky and appeals to the spectators in the ring, not to the camera.

ooh!

With Nei’s introduction, the stunned audience erupted in loud cheer!

As expected from someone who has been a female professional wrestler, she’s accustomed to getting the crowd excited

Katsuko-nee said.

Next.

I’m also here!

I thought that Edie’s voice coming from the tent in the waiting room.

Shubababababa!

Edie rushes up to the ring at a high speed.

!

It’s as if she teleported, she moved to the corner post.

I’m here

Edie looks down at her surroundings from the pole and waved her hand at the students.

ooh!

The cheers were louder compared to Grace-san because she’s a student in this school.

Even if they don’t know that Edie does martial arts,

This tanned skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, cheerful American beauty stand out a lot in our school.

Edie’s sorting out the customers buying our pastry every day.

Every student in our school knows Edie.

Yes, looking good!

Then, Edie jumped from the corner post, rotated like a cat, and landed lightly on the mat.

err, Grace Marinka-san comes from professional wrestling, and Edie-san’s an American exchange student in this high school, right?

Saito Yuki-san explains the two despite being in shock by Edie’s performance.

That’s right, I’m Edie. a cute high school girl coming from New Orleans

Edie greets cheerfully.

If you want a cute 17-year-old, then we have Haruko here!

Rodulfo-san puts the embarrassed Line Haruko-san to the front.

Poron doesn’t have a young girl with her

What could you possibly be talking about? Mimi-chan’s not as young as the others, but she’s got her adult woman charms!

That’s right!

No, Poron-san, sure, you’re quite the beautiful witch, but.

Mimi-san, you’re more on the refreshing sporty type, right?

Err, how old are Kudou-san and Kendou-san?

Saito-san asks the two.

18

17

The two high school karate girls replied bluntly.

No, uhm, everyone sure is lovely. It may be weird for an idol like me to say, but, is this really a fight in the ring?

Saito-san’s right.

Everyone’s wearing school uniform and judo uniform on top, a weird outfit, but.

They all got a nice style and beautiful faces.

Fight. What’s the point if we don’t fight

Grace-san replies to Saito-san with her expressionless face.

That’s right, I’m going to beat you all up

If so, I’ll toughen up and put you down

Monkey Mimi-san, and Rodulfo-san, who are paired to fight, provoke each other right away.

haa, is that so?

Saito-san looks confused as she’s surrounded by the martial artists, but Edie;

You’re cute too

She smiles.

Yes, yes, Yuki-chan’s cute

Nei said smiling.

No, uhm, it just hurts hearing that from Natou-san

An Idol who signed with an agency lost to an ordinary high-school girl.

With that said, the eight of them will be fighting! We’ll have Edie-chan do the oath of play

Nei said. Edie moved forward.

There were two wrestling wearing tiger masks, and they said. Might is not justice, but Justice is power!

what?

Misagawa said that?

Grace Marinka-san, the former pro wrestler, mutters.

No, not them. Grace-san, that’s two generations ago! Edie-san’s talking about second-generation tiger masks

Nei tries to fix it, but.

What’s the difference?

Ah, Grace-chan, the second generation ago you’re talking about is a real wrestler, and the current second-generation Nei’s talking about is from an anime

Mimi-san explained.

Anime? The recent one?

No, that’s not it Grace-san! The second-generation tiger mask she’s talking about is from 1981! The one where the main character has a red sports car turning into a convertible with a tiger face at the flick of a switch! The voice of Inoki is Ginga Banho, the butcher and Andre are voiced by the same Actor, and somehow, the director Nagashima appears in the wrestling anime Nei’s face turns red, talking passionately.

Yeah, the actual first tiger guy was a tie-in to the second generation in the anime, so even though he was the first, his early costumes had the number 2 on them for some reason Mimi-san’s just spouting some information we don’t need.

Going back on topic! If you don’t win, there’s no point, and I’m winning! With that said, let’s fight! That’s the oath done!

Edie finished her nonsensical oath of fair play.

Err, next is singing the national anthem right? Am I the one singing?

Saito Yuki-san looks at the staff under the ring in surprise.

Oh, sorry about that, we just decided that earlier. Err, let’s welcome Tiger Izumi-san, singing our national anthem

Nei said, the camera switches to the front of the waiting room.

Stand there is;

Igarashi Izumi, wearing a tiger mask.

L-Let’s begin!

Tsukiko must’ve ordered Igarashi Izumi to sing.

She’s hiding her face with a tiger mask, but she’s still wearing the same high-school uniform so that might be a problem later.

!

However.

Igarashi Izumi’s soprano voice is wonderful.

She sings with a clear and dignified voice.

The entire crowd gathered in the schoolyard to hear Igarashi Izumi’s voice.

What an interesting girl

Katsuko-nee smiled.

The song ended, and then.

ooh!

Another cheer from the audience.

Thank you, Tiger Izumi! That was amazing!

that was amazing. Err, that’s weird for an idol like me to say this, but.

Nei and Saito Yuki-san praised Igarashi Izumi.

Well then, let’s begin with our first match

Nei said.

Hey, hey, wait a second!

what?

A loud female voice comes from the school gate.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second!

The camera shows the one speaking.

Then, three oversized women wearing the same jersey pattern appear.

They come running to the ring.

Huh, what is it? I never heard of this development

Saito-san doesn’t know about this, then this isn’t as planned.

Who? Who’s the one barging in?

Hey! Hey! Move it!

Make way! Hey!

The three forcibly mow through the students around the ring.

Oh? Isn’t that Dan-san?

Poron-san looked at one of the three who came running to the ring and said.

Dan-san?

Huh? The general of commando sambo gym God’s brown bear?

Mimi-san asks.

Huh? Dan-san? Dan Toushiko? the one who lost to Margo-san in the martial arts tournament before?

It’s been a while

Edie said with a smile.

Then, the camera gave a good look at the three.

Oh, the three of them have a jersey with their gym name printed on it.

They’re all looking tough, but.

The one who looks like a muscle behemoth is.

That’s definitely Dan Toushiko-san.

You even brought your disciples with you, what do you want?

Mimi-san asks from above the ring, and.

I contacted her, we’re no strangers anyway

Rodulfo Seiko-san said.

Huh? Rodulfo-san contacted them? Why?

No, Mimi-san. It wasn’t me who called them, I just sent them a mail that says Haruko and I will be on TV, so they can come and watch

Rodulfo-san replied to Mimi-san.

That’s right! It was a half-assed mail, that’s why we lost our way to the venue!

Dan Toushiko-san shouts.

Oh, sorry about that. But, I never thought that you’d come to the venue just to cheer us on

Rodulfo-san said.

Bullshit! Who came to support who?

Toushiko-san!

Not yet, not yet!

Dan Toushiko-san’s about to rampage, but her two disciples stopped her.

Oh my, could it be that you came to cheer me on instead?

Poron-san asked this time.

I didn’t come here to cheer on anyone!

Toushiko-san!

Not yet, not yet!

Err.

Why did you come then?

Grace Marinka-san asks.

Toushiko-san

Now, it’s now!

The two pushed her back and Dan-san looked up at the ring.

I’m joining in too!

She declares.

Uooh!

Another loud cheer.

Dan-san came to join?

ooh, I see. So that’s how it is. Dan-san lost to Margo-san last time and I heard rumors that Dan-san’s gym lost a lot of trainees

Dan-san still got it better, Remy’s European Fujiwara gym had a lot of branches all around the globe and I heard some of them went out of business because they ran out of trainees Poron-san and Mimi-san said.

Even after losing, I told Margo-san to take me with her to America. Then, it increased my trainees, saying that I looked cool

Rodulfo-san has a lot of female fans because of her good looks, so even if she loses, she still used it and created a good impression after trying to join up with Margo-san.

As for me, well, it’s a dojo where I pick my disciples. There are not really any fluctuations

Mimi-san’s Tommy Ashida Dojo even calls itself combat Karate.

But, our fanbase has grown

Poron-san’s also voluptuous, she’s indeed a beautiful witch.

I don’t care about that! I want to join the fight in this ring!

That’s right, let Dan-san join in! Are you afraid of her? Bastards!

That’s right! Dammit!

Dan Toushiko-san and her disciples try to appeal.

Meaning, you want to promote your gym in front of the TV. Well, I’m doing the same

Rodulfo-san smiled wryly.

We don’t even need to advertise our dojo, I just want some more people watching our fights

I agree with Poron

Poron-san and Mimi-san said.

It means so much to these women martial artists to promote themselves and their gyms during this afternoon.

But to be honest, we’re all beautiful fighters here, it would be great if we could at least one martial arts idiot, Dan-san

Poron-san said.

I disagree. Adding another one would just add more time

Rodulfo-san is against Dan-san’s participation.

I mean, we’re having a school swimsuit judo tournament. Dan-san, can you dress up the same?

That’s right! You need to put on the same outfit

Mimi-san agreed, and Poron-san shows off her glamorous body wearing a school swimsuit.

I’m a martial artist, there’s no way I’d dress that disgracefully

that’s right! Don’t look down on Dan-san!

Don’t look down on her!

Dan-san gave up on wearing a school swimsuit.

Oh my, you sure are silly, you want to appear on TV, but you don’t want to put on a school swimsuit?

Still, Rodulfo-san, we managed to put on our school swimsuits somehow but, Dan-san’s body is too buff that you can’t find any school swimsuit she can put on, right?

True, it might be difficult for Dan-san, even a competitive swimsuit might not fit

Rodulfo-san, Mimi-san, and Poron-san makes fun of Dan-san.

Bastards, you keep making fun of me! Let me join, and I’ll fight you!

That’s right! Let Dan-san fight!

Don’t escape from her!

If I recall, Dan Toushiko-san’s age is 32.

But, Edie-san’s the one who’s managing this tournament

Mimi-san looked at Edie.

Edie-chan, what should we do with this selfish person?

Poron-san asks. Edie;

Let her get up here, I’ll deal with her

Huh, Edie’s fighting Dan-san?

If I recall, Edie fought in the lightest category, meanwhile, Dan-san is in the heaviest division.

I mean, they look quite different.

Seiko, this will be over in an instant

Rodulfo-san smiled.

Oh? Then, I’ll let them take care of it. Don’t take too long, Edie-chan

We have a lot of catching up to do so get it done quick, Edie-chan

That’s right. If it’s Edie-chan, she can end it right away. Haruko, let’s watch from below the ring

O-Okay

Edie said. Poron-san, Mimi-san, Rodulfo-san and Haruko-san left the ring.

Everyone’s expecting Edie to win.

Maria, let’s go

Got it!

Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria left the ring.

Yeah, you got this

Grace-san also called Edie and left.

Err, uhm

Don’t mind it, Yuki-chan, we’ll go down too

No, but. I thought that I have to explain to the people who had just come here?

Saito-san doesn’t forget her job as the assistant.

Let it be. Either way, she’s going to lose and go home soon, it’s better if you don’t publicize her name and gym on TV too much

Nei also pulled Saito-san’s hand out of the gym.

bullshit! Who do you think I am?

That’s right! She’s The representative of God Brown Bear who practices Command Sambo! Dan Toushiko!

Dan Toushiko! Please remember that name!

The disciples try to promote their gym and their master on TV.

Never mind that, get up here and fight

Edie, who’s the only one in the ring now, told Dan-san.

Yeah, I’m coming right now you bitch!

Dan-san’s footsteps make a loud sound and she gets up from the ring wearing her jersey.

Besides, you’re in the lightweight class! I know that you won in your division last tournament but you can’t even compete with me in the weight class!

That’s right! In martial arts, the heavier one has more advantages! Bitch!

You’re ten years too early to fight Dan-san with that flimsy body of yours!

The disciples jeer at Edie from the side.

But Dan-san indeed has 60% more body volume than Edie, both vertically and horizontally. Their weight class is three times different.

The monitor shows a David vs Goliath scene.

Shut up. I thought that it’s a common proverb that weak dogs bark a lot?

What did you say bitch?

Dan-san’s anger changed her look.

Okay, ring the bell!

Nei tells the staff.

Kann!

The high-pitched echo from the gong roars through the schoolyard.

Wee!

It was for a mere moment.

Bishi!

The loud sound of blows is clearly heard on TV.

?

Dan Toushiko-san didn’t even take a single step.

As soon as the gong rings, Edie’s high kick slams Dan-san’s temporal region.

no way!

Then, Dan-san’s huge body fell.

It made a loud thud, and she fell to the mat.

Uoohh!

The students watching the match cheered.

wow!

So strong!

Speaking of which, except for the students who like martial arts.

This is their first time seeing Edie beat a martial artist who’s much bigger than her.

Awawawa! is she going to be okay?

Seeing Dan-san get knocked out in front of her, Saito Yuki-san panics, but.

Don’t worry about it, it’s just the usual

Nei smiled.

No problem, I know how to adjust my attacks

Edie’s also taking it easy.

It’s visually flashy, but.

The truth is, she just made her unconscious by sending Qi to her toes, so there shouldn’t be much damage.

She’ll recover immediately. Anyway, get her off. She’s being a hindrance

Can’t help it

Mimi-san holds a stretcher prepared at the ringside

Hey, carry your boss

O-Okay, dammit

We’ll take her, dammit

The disciples carried the stretched and got up on the ring.

The other one coming would be the doctor from Kouzuki memorial hospital that Rei-chan hired.

I guess God Brown Bear would close their gyms now

Mimi-san sighs.

Well, she reaps what she sowed

That’s right, it’s great that those without skills decrease

Poron-san and Rodulfo-san are cold towards Dan-san.

1400. School Festival Day 2 My Itching

We will return after a commercial break!

Dan Toushiko-san’s disciples carry her out of the ring.

Nei smiles at the camera.

Since the school swimsuit judo tournament is on commercial TV, there will be commercials.

Oh, Edogawa foods, the same company that paid for the last martial arts tournament

I recall the petite chairman of Edogawa Foods who was also the organizer of the previous martial arts convention.

Yes, Margo-san asked them to sponsor today’s broadcast

Katsuko-nee said.

The chairman of Edogawa foods is supporting Margo-san’s dream of becoming a female fighter and winning against the male fighters in the US and has become Margo-san’s sponsor.

Margo-san asked him to sponsor today’s show as well.

Edie-chan’s sport seems to be a success

Katsuko-nee smiles.

Yeah, at first, I think the viewers don’t know what’s happening, but.

But, Nei-oneesan’s wackiness and beauty manage to deal with that

The viewers will get glued to the screen

Eri and Rie said.

And then, Edie-neesan knocked out that big Dan-san, who looks like an auntie in just a single blow

Yeah, now the audience is convinced that it’s indeed a martial arts tournament

Edie knocking out Dan-san creates a good flow.

Even looking at the current video, I’m sure that’ll cause quite the stir over the net

Haiji said.

Nowadays, you can’t rely on just TV ratings, if it’s fascinating on TV, then it’ll get viral over the internet right away

That’s right, people who like fighting will tell others about Dan-san’s profile

They can tell that it wasn’t a fake that the smaller Edie-oneesan beat Dan Toushiko-san, who’s an accomplished fighter, in just a single blow.

Indeed. Edie-chan benefits from that public execution on TV, but there’s nothing for Dan-san at all.

Haiji, Rie, Eri, and Katsuko-nee said.

Right, they’re serious fighters in the martial arts tournament,

All the fans know is that Dan-san is a strong fighter, who’s serious about martial arts.

Furthermore, she didn’t announce that she’ll join Margo-san’s US challenge like Rodulfo-san and Poron-san.

There’s no reason why she should give Edie, who’s still a high school girl, and a member of Margo-san’s team, a reason to give a win.

If I recall, the previous tournament also made waves over the internet, right?

Haiji asks.

Yeah, if I recall, you can watch it for free on youtube

If so, those who are interested in Edie-oneesan in this current broadcast will watch those videos as well

Then, Edie had an overwhelming win in the tournament.

She’s just a freshman, yet, she won the lightweight class.

Yeah, seeing that, they’ll see Edie’s skill and how she defeated Dan-san

It’s a tournament with contestants from various gyms and dojos, so there’s no match-fixing.

AFter this, Rodulfo-san will fight Mimi-san, Poron-san, and Grace-san, and the high school girls division, featuring Line Haruko-san and Kudou Haruka-san, and the group will be worth watching Kudou Haruka’s learning Kudou arts now, so her skills have started to spread out.

Line-san also trained with Edie and the girls multiple times.

Still, it’s amazing that they managed to get it on air

It was just yesterday that Edie said that she’ll start a school swimsuit judo tournament, and it’s happening today.

They must’ve forced their way to some Sunday afternoon drama rerun

Amazingly, they make it through such recklessness.

She can’t wait to get them to watch. Edie-chan I mean

Katsuko-nee smiled.

You see, she wanted to show those thirteen girls that they can make a living as a martial artists

The thirteen girl assassins came from Southeast Asia.

That’s right if you see it on TV, it gives you a much more tangible image of how the world works

Eri said.

Martial arts is a business, and it’s everywhere, I’m sure it’s easy for those girls to imagine it as one of their future plans

Rie too.

They grew up from childhood thinking that there’s only prostitution, assassination, or crime syndicates, but in this world, there will always be adults who like martial arts. Well, some aren’t many fans of martial arts as they just make bets on the matches Haiji, who’s raised in Europe slums, said.

The life plan we proposed to them after quitting assassin is currently at four, right? Baker, bodyguard, martial artist, and mother, right? For the bakery, we showed them where we worked yesterday and today, so they can visualize what it’s like to do this kind of work and how they can make a good living if they get many customers Katsuko-nee said.

So, the next one would be watching her on TV in a martial arts tournament, showing clearly and plainly that becoming a martial artist is a viable choice

Edie and Grace-san can talk about them being martial artists, but they can’t imagine themselves being the same.

Seeing them in the ring with a large crowd on the TV screen, it’ll be their first time thinking that they want to make a living by being a martial artist like Edie.

Edie-oneesama’s skills are amazing, and she’s smart too. And yet, why does she have such a patient personality?

Haiji said.

Edie’s patient?

I asked.

Yes, I feel that way. Edie-oneesama always concerns herself with the people around her and takes measures to cope with them. She always smiles, waiting for those around her to understand the meaning of her actions Haiji looks down bashfully.

In the past, I was under the impression that my ideas are always better than those around me. That’s why I was angry at people who can’t judge the situation at the same speed as me. Why can’t you figure it out? is the attitude I had Right, Haiji was quite aloof when she was Mariko’s bodyguard.

Right, Haiji-chan and Edie-chan are both quick thinkers, that’s why you get irritated with the speed of normal people

Katsuko-nee said.

I’m no match against Edie-oneesama. Edie-oneesama and Michi-oneesama are much more amazing than me.

Haiji’s right, Edie and Michi are on the level of geniuses now.

Yes, we sisters can see the minds of everyone but Edie-oneesama and Michi-oneesama’s too fast for us to follow

One of the Takakura shrine maidens, Yomi, also agrees.

However, when Edie-oneesama realizes that we can’t follow, she deliberately slows down and summarizes the main points in her head

Edie’s being considerate even to the girls who can read minds.

As for Michi-oneesama, I have no idea what she’s thinking from start to end

Yeah, even I have times where I don’t even know what Michi’s thinking

Michi’s a genius girl and also a masochist, and add her love for Misuzu as a factor and she speaks things that are far beyond my understanding.

Oh? Wasn’t Edie-chan the same? When she came over?

Katsuko-nee?

Well yeah, when she escaped Miss Cordelia and started living with us, I don’t even know what Edie’s thinking.

But, that’s only because Edie couldn’t speak Japanese yet, right?

I say, but.

I don’t think that it. Edie-chan adjusted her speed to match with us. When she’s with Kyouko-san and Cordelia-san, she’s in a hurry with her thinking and she acts immediately as she comes up with the idea Oh right, Miss Cordelia went to Japan hostile to us.

That battle at the hotel last May was a fight with our life on the line.

Even Edie was in battle mode.

Edie’s gone from being too tense to be more in tune with our speed of thinking

Yes, Edie-oneesama does speak weirdly on purpose, but.

Yomi said.

But, we know how Edie-oneesama’s train of thought flows, first, she speaks in fluent Japanese in her head, and she purposely breaks it down to her usual tone. By doing that, she slows down her speed of thought, by organizing the thoughts as she speaks so we can understand her I see.

Edie-chan has it hard too. She’s too talented that she got kicked out of her birthplace

I tell Haiji and the girls.

Edie was born as the granddaughter of the leader of the assassination cult in New Orleans and then sold to miss Cordelia after her Grandmother’s death because the new leader hated her.

I know why it happened this way.

Edie’s too smart that she’s much more talented in assassination skills than anyone.

For those whose brains are just ordinary, Edie’s existence scares them.

That’s why they kicked out such a capable girl.

Edie also had that time, that’s why she’s trying her best to be considerate on fitting in our family

I think so.

Welcome back, we’re now starting our real first match! We’re starting with the showdown between the martial arts beauty witch and the flying karate master

Rodulfo Seiko-san and Monkey Mimi-san!

Well then, let’s go!

After commercials, Nei calls for the match.

Gong!

The gong rings and Rodulfo-san and Mimi-san, wearing their school swimsuit and judo uniform clash at the center of the ring.

Damn, this ring makes it hard to stand firm

Monkey Mimi-san, who does Karate, delivers a series of light spinning kicks but the wrestling mat bounces and they don’t hit Rodulfo-san.

As expected, we’ll go with the textbook tackle and mount

On the other hand, Rodulfo-san’s bigger than the lightweight Mimi-san, so she aims her movement as soon as Mimi-san lands and launches a body blow from the shoulder, but.

Anyone who makes the mistake of tackling me gets slammed down

The light Mimi-san avoids the tackle.

Oh? I thought that it was just a weird title attached to you but it seems that I was wrong

You think I’m the one who made this nickname?

Mimi-san went and jump-kicked Rodulfo-san on the face.

If that kind of bold move misses, you know what will happen

Rodulfo-san avoids Mimi-san at the last moment, and then she grabs Mimi-san from behind as her posture is broken.

I won’t let you!

Woah!

Namusan!

Eii! Katonbome!

As expected of the two veterans, their match is quite spectacular.

They continue their flashy back-and-forth for three minute round.

Lastly.

I got you!

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Rodulfo-san unties Mimi-san’s judo belt and pulls it.

Arerere!

Then, Mimi-san’s obi gets pulled off.

And there we have it, match over!

Nei stops the match as per the rules of the school swimsuit

Err, the first round lasted 2 minutes and 48 seconds. The winner, by pulling the Obi, is Rodulfo Seiko

Saito Yuki-san, announces.

aah, dammit! I forgot about the rule where you lose if your obi is unwrapped

Mimi-san’s frustrated

Hehehehe. Mimi-san does Karate, so she usually puts on a belt, and she’s forgotten about it

Nei laughed.

Oh? I’ve trained in Judo too, so I’m familiar with its uniform and belts

Rodulfo Seiko-san said laughing.

I used to untie girl’s belt when playing so it’s no surprise that I won, Ohohoho!

Rodulfo-san’s accustomed to taking off belts.

Okay, that may be frustrating Mimi-san but please get off the ring. We need to go to our next match

Nei smiled and moved forward with the next match. Poron-san and Grace-san appear.

Mimi, I’ll avenge you!

!

The two got up the ring.

Okay, the next match is between a bewitching half Japanese-German karate master and a pro wrestling star

Err, it’s Daiporon Karisman-san and Grace Marinka-san!

Well then, let’s get ready to rumble!

Gong!

This time, it’s a matchup of uncontested open-weight division.

I may not look like it but I’m eager to study

Poron-san smiles.

Margo-san had good points during the last tournament, but I’ve also thought of fighting against you at some point so I’m going to give you a lesson

That’s?

I already know your weakness now

ooh, that’s interesting.

The two athletes with tall heights face each other at the center of the ring.

Well then, let’s go!

Poron-san moved forward and hits Grace-san with a straight fist.

Hmph!

Grace-san read Poron-san’s attack?

She twists her body, ducking the right fist, and attacked Poron-san with her elbow!

?

Poron-san somehow managed to avoid Grace-san’s attack and she took distance.

Then, how about this?

Poron-san moves forward and thrusts her fist in front of Grace-san.

No, that’s a feint.

She spreads the fist stretched to Grace-san’s face and opens her palm to block Grace-san’s view

While at it, she throws a spinning kick from an angle Grace-san can’t see.

But.

Grace-san also saw that coming.

She ignores the feint and stepped forward to catch Poron-san’s kick.

Hmph!

Then, she pushed Poron-san away with all her might.

Kyaan What are you doing?

Blown away and knocked down to the mat, Poron-san stood up and faced Grace-san.

Weird, what’s going on?

Poron-san is panicking.

You’re a pro wrestler with a strong body, but your attacks are monotonous and only rely on power, or how it should be. You should be full of openings like when you were at the tournament last time Grace-san answers back.

It’s because I’ve been training with Edie. A lot

She replies with a blank face.

Edie’s pointed out each of my mistakes. That’s why I’m different from who I am before

What? That’s unfair!

Poron-san said, but.

What’s unfair? You studied my weakness in the past, but I overcame those weaknesses. That’s all

But, it’s not like you did it all on your own! You owe it all to Edie-chan

I’ve been a burden in Edie’s home. It’s a paradise there. You can train as much as you want, and you have a lot of training partners. Their food is good, and the girls are beautiful Grace-san, who had been expressionless, shows a smile.

If I don’t get strong, then I’d feel sorry for her family

This time, Grace-san comes attacking.

Hmph!

Grace-san gives a mid-kick, Poron-san tries to receive it with her body, but.

Iyaan!

Unable to dampen the momentum, she’s blown to the ropes.

Poron-san fell on the mat, and Grace-san;

Stand, I’m a former pro wrestler. Even when there’s a difference in strength, we can use our time to put on a good show

Damn

In the end, they continued to fight for exactly three minutes.

In the end, Grace-san stripped Poron-san’s belt and that’s the match.

Sorry, Mimi-chan, I lost

Poron-san tells Mimi-san below the ring.

If that’s the case, then we’ll also go to Edie’s home for training camp! There’s good food and beautiful ladies!

Hey, don’t go to our home!

With that done, our last match in our Beauty Witch League will be between Rodulfo Seiko-san and Grace Marinka-san!

Nei said. Commercial, then finals.

And this fight too.

Hey, seriously, you’re too different from the last time!

Rodulfo-san is also surprised by Grace-san’s change.

Jun’s got exceptional qualities. It’s just the people who trained her before were bad. I just fixed it, so she’s just getting better

Edie from below the ring laughs it off.

You fixed her too much. Geez!

Even from a 6th kyu me, I can tell that Grace-san’s movements are much better.

Compared to the last time where she just moves linearly with brute force. She changes to a more varied attack, anticipating her opponent’s actions ahead of time.

Edie-oneesama’s got the talent as a trainer. In that regard, she surpasses Margo-oneesama

Haiji said.

She’s smart, and patient, she gently teaches the other party until they understand.

That’s why Grace-san will do whatever it takes to get stronger under Edie’s guidance.

Eei, if that’s the case, I’ll just make a show!

Rodulfo-san went for a bold move.

Seiya!

She goes for a mid-kick.

Too shallow!

Grace-san received it, but.

Don’t receive that, Jun!

Edie’s call was late.

Enyantoo!

Rodulfo-san kicks with her other leg while one’s caught.

It’s the jumping arm hell reverse crucifix

As soon as Haiji says that.

Rodulfo-san attacks Grace-san with her technique mid-air.

Nguu!

Grace-san’s taken by surprise, and she falls to the mat with Rodulfo-san’s arms pushing her down.

How’s that? Give up?

Rodulfo-san shouts in excitement.

It’s over! Rodulfo-san loses! Match over!

Nei said. There was a sound of sadness.

eeh, why?

Rodulf-san still holds Grace-san’s arms, asking Nei.

Rodulfo-san’s belt is taken off. That’s unfortunate

Poron-san points it out.

Doing that tricky jump attack skill loosened Rodulfo-san’s belt.

Oh no. Oh my gaah!

Rodulfo-san, 25, speaks shyly, as her school swimsuit is exposed underneath her judo uniform.