Red Phoenix

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

The noise of the traffic outside stopped. There was complete silence. Once again there was the silent rush of sound and a huge vibration.

All the Immortals turned as one to face the entrance to the alley.

The sound of traditional Chinese music came from the end of the alley. Someone was playing pipes, and there was a drum and a gong. Marching feet, and a wet slithering sound. I’d heard that sound before, and a chill went through me as I remembered. A Snake Mother.

A small band of very low-level demons came first, in True Form, tiny, skinny and black with big ears and grotesque faces. They played the musical instruments and looked like a little naked marching band.

A huge sedan chair followed. It was the colour of dried blood with gold trimmings. Four very high-level demons carried it; these demons had the bodies of huge men.

They were about three metres tall, wore brown trousers, and were naked from the waist up. The two carrying the front of the chair had the heads of horses. The two at the back had the heads of bulls. John had mentioned these demons before but I’d never seen them. Apparently these particular ones spent most of their time in Hell.

John had referred to Hell once or twice in the past but wouldn’t elaborate.

Eight Snake Mothers slithered in formation around the sedan chair. Their front ends looked like men with the skin taken off; veins stood out over the muscles and the blood was clearly visible moving through them. From the waist down they were black snakes, oozing toxic slime.

John nodded and the two Masters Liu moved back together to protect Simone, Michael and myself as we stood against the wall.

‘I have never seen so many Mothers in one place outside the nests,’ Meredith said with wonder. ‘Liu, how about you? You have about six hundred years on me. Ever seen so many?’

‘Nope.’ Liu spoke to me over his shoulder. ‘Emma, did you bring a camera with you today?’

‘No need to when we come here. We all know this place inside out and have seen absolutely everything we need to see.’

‘Would have been nice to take a photo of this though,’ Meredith said. ‘He hardly ever comes out of Hell, and this is the second time this year.’

‘Who?’

‘The King of the Demons.’

‘Oh my God, no. John,’ I wailed softly. ‘No.’

‘He’ll be fine, my Lady,’ Shaolin Master Liu said. ‘The King is probably just here on a courtesy call. I think he wants to parley.’

‘But what about is anybody’s guess,’ Meredith said. ‘I can’t see what he would want to discuss with the Dark Lord. It’s only been a few months since he nearly destroyed the Mountain.’

John transformed into Celestial Form, nearly four metres tall. His hair was long and black and wild around his head. His face was square and dark and fearsome, with a long, thin black beard. He wore traditional Chinese black lacquer armour. He slid his Seven Stars sword into its scabbard on his back, then took a couple of enormous paces forward to face the sedan chair and crossed his arms over his chest.

Jade and Gold took Celestial Form as well. Each was around two and a half metres tall, slim and elegant, wearing long, flowing old-fashioned robes of embossed silk. Jade’s robes were green and Gold’s were tan. Jade’s shining dark green hair cascaded down to her knees, with elaborate buns and braids decorated with gold and jade on top of her head. Gold’s long flowing hair, tied on top, was snowy white with golden streaks through it, similar to the colour of his stone. They took up position as Retainers behind John.

Simone took a couple of staggering steps towards me. I quickly grabbed her and pulled her into me, burying her little face into my stomach. ‘Don’t worry, sweetheart, you know it’s only Daddy.’

She didn’t say anything, she just clutched my clothes with both hands.

The demons gently lowered the sedan chair. One of the horse-headed ones turned, went to the side of the chair, bowed, and opened the red fabric curtains.

Meredith and Liu moved very slightly closer to us. John, Jade and Gold didn’t move at all.

The King stepped out. He was about the same height as Xuan Wu, but where John was black, he was blood-red and gold. His young, fair face had a fine, ethereal beauty that was a stark contrast to Xuan Wu’s dark ugliness. His blood-red hair stood up at the top and swept in an enormous mane down to his waist behind him. He had blood-red bushy eyebrows but was otherwise clean-shaven. His maroon lacquer armour had gold trimmings, and he wore scaled boots of red and gold.

All of the Snake Mothers transformed at the same time. They turned into beautiful tall graceful women of all races, wearing identical blood-red cheongsams. They didn’t move a muscle otherwise.

The Demon King bowed and saluted John crisply.

John saluted back.

An enormous Chinese-style outdoor ceramic table appeared, large enough for them to sit. Six ceramic stools appeared around it. The Demon King walked stiffly to the table, held out one arm, bowed slightly, and gestured towards it.

John moved forward, bowed slightly, and gestured as well.

The Demon King nodded to John, flicked his robes under his armour, and sat gracefully at the table. John did the same thing. They sat on opposite sides of the table with their hands on it and studied each other calmly. Jade and Gold moved back and to one side to give them space to talk.

The Demon King turned his head to look me straight in the eye. A charming smile lit up his face and he nodded to me.

John stiffened very slightly.

The Demon King turned his attention back to John and said something. John replied. They spoke to each other calmly.

‘They’re just exchanging pleasantries right now, Emma,’ Meredith said. ‘Families, what they’ve been doing, meaningless conversation. It will take them a while to come to the point.’

The Demon King said something and John went still.

‘He is here to make an offer,’ Meredith said. ‘He knows about the activities of one of his sons.’

John said something in reply, his voice rumbling.

‘Lord Xuan said that this particular son has been—to use his own words, Emma—a right royal pain in the ass, and he would like to see the back of him any way possible,’ Meredith said with a touch of amusement.

The Demon King smiled as he said something and all of the Immortals stiffened. ‘No,’ Meredith whispered.

John remained unmoving. The King turned and smiled straight into my eyes again.

Another Immortal in Celestial Form appeared behind John. This one was white with gold trim on his armour. His hair was a huge mane of gold-streaked white that flowed wildly down his back and was tied loosely with a gold ribbon. White and gold. Bai Hu.

He stiffly saluted John and the Demon King, who both nodded formally in return. He sat next to John.

‘The Dark Lord has summoned the White Tiger to witness,’ Meredith said softly, her voice full of awe.

‘Holy shit,’ Michael said very softly under his breath.

‘What was the offer, Meredith?’ I whispered with frustration as I clutched Simone at my waist. ‘Tell me!’

‘I have been strictly ordered not to tell you, dear,’ Meredith said. ‘It wouldn’t be worth my job. All of us have been ordered most severely not to tell you.’

Then the offer must have been about me. Oh my God, I knew what it was. I saw the way the King looked at me.

I gently pushed Simone away, then gathered myself and made a huge leap from behind the protective pair of Immortals to land beside John at the parleying table. I could barely see over the table, it was so huge.

‘Please go back to the others, Emma,’ John said without looking at me. His voice sounded exactly as it always did.

‘No, no, the Lady is most welcome,’ the Demon King said, smiling broadly. ‘Would you like tea, my Lady?’

‘No, thank you.’ He was too high; I couldn’t see him properly. I climbed to sit cross-legged on the table, feeling like a leprechaun at a giants’ tea party. ‘I’d like an answer instead. Did you just offer a trade? Me for your one hundred and twenty-second son?’

John stiffened beside me. ‘Whoever told you that is out of a job and off my Mountain,’ he said, his voice a low rumble.

‘Nobody told me, old man,’ I retorted. ‘Nobody needed to. It was absolutely obvious.’

‘I must have her,’ the King said with a wide grin. He thumped the table with his fist. ‘Anything you want, Turtle. Anything at all. Just name it. I must have her.’

‘She. Is. Mine,’ John said very slowly and calmly.

‘No. I’m. Not,’ I said, matching his tone. ‘Right now, I belong to me. And if I decide to go with him, to keep Simone safe, then it has absolutely nothing to do with you.’

‘Anything,’ the King said softly.

‘If I go with you, and stay with you, and don’t attempt to escape,’ I said to the King, ‘will you promise to keep Simone safe for the rest of her life?’

The King shot to his feet. ‘If you come with me and stay with me, I vow that Princess Simone, daughter of Xuan Wu Shang Di, will be perfectly safe for the rest of her natural life.’

‘How long is that vow good for?’ I said.

‘Forever,’ he said matter-of-factly as he sat again.

‘Is his word good, John?’ I said without looking at John by my side.

He didn’t reply.

‘Answer me!’ I still didn’t turn to him. ‘Is his word good?’

‘Yes, it is, my Lady,’ Bai Hu said from the other side of John, his voice full of awe.

‘Please do not do this thing, Emma,’ John whispered.

‘I won’t. Don’t be ridiculous. Right now you can defeat Wong. Why should I go with this guy? There’s really no point.’ I glared up at the Demon King. ‘Understand?’

He nodded. He smiled again, and his beautiful face lit up. ‘You are extremely remarkable.’

‘You owe me a gold coin,’ I shot back. ‘Listen to me, all of you.’ I felt ridiculous laying down the law to these giant fearsome deities. ‘I have made a promise to Xuan Wu to wait for him until he returns. Do you understand, Your Most Loathsome Majesty?’

The Demon King sat back, aghast. ‘How did you know my correct title?’

‘Look at yourself. Did you actually hear what I just said? Or are you too busy drooling at my tits to take any notice?’

‘You promised to wait for him.’ He grinned at John. ‘Of course she will keep her word to you. She is a woman of honour.’ He leaned back slightly, looked at me, then looked back at John and his grin widened. ‘But she didn’t say what she’d do while she waited!’

A shot of pain stabbed me right through. My throat thickened and I tried to swallow it. I looked down.

‘I will never love anyone else the way that I love you, Xuan Wu,’ I said softly to the table, ‘but I would do anything for Simone, you know that.’

The expression on John’s face matched my emotions, even through the Celestial Form.

‘Anything,’ I said.

He glanced away.

‘And I know you would too.’

I looked back up at the King. ‘Can you give me something so I can call you if I change my mind and decide to go to you?’

His beautiful face lit up and he nodded.

I put both hands in my lap and looked down at them. ‘Would you only hold me until Xuan Wu returns, so that I can keep my promise to him?’

‘I swear,’ he said.

I glanced up at him. ‘You could have a full-on try to convince me to stay with you. You could go for it. You’re very attractive, you know that? I could grow to like you.’

His smile widened. ‘I could give you more than you could ever possibly desire.’

I folded my hands together in my lap. ‘Do you solemnly vow not to give anybody any assistance in going after us? That you’ll stay out of this in the meantime?’

He nodded.

‘Stand up and do it right,’ I said sternly.

He rose and put his hand on the table. His face went hard and fierce. ‘I solemnly vow that I will not assist anyone in their efforts to harm the Dark Lord, Xuan Wu, or any member of his household. I hereby swear that if the Lady Emma chooses to come to me of her own free will, I will ensure that the Princess Simone remains safe for the rest of her natural life. If the Lady Emma comes to me of her own free will, I will only hold her until the Dark Lord returns, if that is her wish.’ He smiled kindly at me. ‘Will that do?’ He sat again.

‘What do you think, Bai Hu?’ I said without looking at the men on my side of the table.

John remained perfectly still, but it was obvious he hadn’t missed the significance of me not asking him.

‘I think you’ve covered all your bases there, my Lady,’ Bai Hu said softly. ‘Remind me to have you in next time I have to negotiate a treaty with one of my neighbours.’

‘I’m one of your neighbours,’ John said.

‘Sure, Tiger.’ I felt pain; my hands were held so tightly together my fingernails had drawn blood from my palms. I shook them to loosen them up, then looked up at the Demon King. Bastard. ‘Why do you want me so badly, King? I’m just an ordinary human female.’

‘He wants everything I possess,’ John said. ‘He wants all that I love. He wants my Mountain, he wants my Lady, he wants my daughter.’

‘One out of three already, Xuan Tian,’ the Demon King said. ‘I hear it will take you years to fix the damage we caused with our little party on top of your Mountain. Do you have any idea how many of my children are after your head?’

John stiffened very slightly. ‘I have caused him a great deal of grief over the centuries, and he would love to make me suffer.’

‘I love you dearly, Turtle.’ The Demon King smiled right into John’s eyes. ‘I would particularly love you stewed with vegetables in a hotpot. Right after,’ he smiled gently at me, ‘a large tureen of shredded snake broth with sliced pig’s ear. And,’ he looked at the Tiger, ‘braised tiger penis on yin-yang rice.’

‘You won’t be eating my dick, you’ll be sucking it,’ the Tiger said, very calm.

‘By the Ten Levels of Hell but I adore you, little pussy cat,’ the Demon King said with a gentle smile. ‘Eaten any unborn children lately?’

The Tiger didn’t reply.

‘Give me something so that I can call you,’ I said, ignoring them.

The King grinned and handed me a perfectly normal mobile phone. I checked the phone book: only one number stored.

‘Now piss off,’ I said. ‘Go away and leave us alone. Stay out of this. If I call you, I call you. I don’t ever intend to. But now you can’t stick your ugly red nose into our business.’

The Demon King threw his head back, roared with laughter, then rose. John and the Tiger stood as well. I remained sitting cross-legged on the table.

The King saluted John and the Tiger. They returned the salute perfectly politely. I ignored them.

As the King returned to the sedan chair I unfolded my legs and hopped down off the table to stand next to John.

The Demon King turned back before he entered the chair. ‘Oh,’ he said casually. ‘I forgot about this. This happened before I gave you my promise not to interfere, my Lady Emma, I do apologise. But my Ladies insisted, they said they had a score to settle.’

He gestured, and one of the Snake Mothers took full huge, ugly True Form. It slithered to the back of the sedan chair and opened a large trunk there. It reached in and pulled out Leo by one arm. He was unconscious and hung limply from its grip. Blood covered his face and his clothes.

I moved to rush to him but John held out his arm to stop me.

‘Don’t make any sudden moves,’ John said quietly. ‘Stay very still, and let it give him back to us.’

The Snake Mother slithered to us, still dangling Leo. It dropped him in front of us, and he crumpled. The Snake Mother grinned viciously into my eyes.

‘We had a lot of fun with this little Lion,’ it hissed loudly. ‘But we did not kill it, because the King would not permit it. He said that you love it.’ The Snake Mother lowered itself on its coils so that its red eyes were level with mine. ‘Please do come and join us in Hell, my Lady. We have so many wonderful plans for you.’

It raised itself, then changed back to a slim, beautiful European girl with bright red hair. She smiled tightly at me and returned to position.

The small demons began to play the music. The Demon King gave me a friendly wave and boarded the sedan chair. The animal-headed demons picked it up, and the whole procession turned back down the alley and disappeared.

The silence continued for a few moments, then the noise of the cars and the people outside restarted.

John, the Tiger, Jade and Gold took human form. We all knelt around Leo. The other Immortals, with Simone and Michael, rushed to us.

Leo started to regain consciousness. He cast around, eyes wide, then saw us and collapsed back. He grimaced with pain.

‘Quickly, Leo, if you can tell us any major injuries you’ve sustained it will save us a great deal of time,’ John said urgently.

Leo winced. He shook his head, then turned away and spat out blood.

I became very calm. ‘Meredith, Liu, Michael, take Simone away where she won’t be able to see Leo, and turn her around. I don’t want her to see this. Michael, you too.’

‘No, Meredith, stay,’ John said. ‘Everybody else, do as Emma orders.’

I heard them move but didn’t look at them. I studied Leo and looked right into his eyes. ‘Oh dear Lord, Leo, they didn’t. No.’

‘Tell me, Leo,’ John said.

‘He can’t. He ripped out the Snake Mother’s tongue and killed it when you were on the Mountain, John.’ I turned back to Leo. ‘Did they take it completely out?’

Leo shook his head. He turned and spat out more blood, gagging. I knelt closer to him and took his hand; it was like ice. He grasped my hand fiercely and gazed into my eyes. I put my other hand on his bloodied cheek and whispered, ‘Show me.’

He shook his head, his mouth clamped shut.

‘Show me, that’s an order,’ I whispered again, my heart breaking.

He opened his bloodied mouth and showed us.

They had sliced his tongue in half right down the middle. He had a forked tongue exactly like they did.

‘No,’ John said quietly.

Meredith gasped behind me. ‘Oh, dear Lord.’ She moved quickly. ‘Turn him over, I need to reach the points on his back.’

Leo helped us to tip him over onto his stomach. Meredith ripped his shirt to reveal his back, then put her fingers over some of the energy points on the meridians down Leo’s back.

‘Over again,’ she said, and pulled the remains of the shirt from him after we’d turned him over. She concentrated on the energy points on his chest, up his neck, and across his face.

Leo relaxed and smiled with his eyes closed. Then he looked up at her and nodded, smiling, mouth still firmly shut.

‘You’re most welcome,’ Meredith said softly. ‘The anaesthetising effect will last for a few hours.’

‘Well?’ John said.

‘I can’t do this by myself,’ Meredith said, ‘and none of the others has enough experience with energy. I’m sorry, my Lord, without another energy expert I simply can’t do it.’

‘Try Emma,’ John said.

‘She’s not Immortal,’ Meredith said. ‘You let your love cloud your judgement.’

‘No, I don’t,’ John said. ‘Try anyway. She can do shen work and she can use her Inner Eye. Try.’

Meredith stiffened and glanced sharply at me.

‘Please, Meredith, for Leo,’ I said. ‘Please.’

‘First we need to move him back to the house and somewhere comfortable,’ Meredith said. ‘This will take a while.’

John raised his head and spoke loudly. ‘Immortals, carry. Jade, Emma. Gold, Simone. Tiger, Michael. Meredith, Leo. I will walk. Back to the house. Liu, dismissed. Report.’