Dear Mr Taylor,
Please forgive the formality. We’ll progress to a more informal tone. Here is my shopping list — I know you like lists:
Two guards
One nun
One judge
And, alas, one child.
The latter is tragic but inevitable and certainly not negotiable.
But this you already know — the death of a child, I mean.
The list has already begun: see Garda Flynn, deceased two days ago.
Only you will truly comprehend my mission.
You are to be my witness.
I remain, in benediction,
Benedictus