Shakespeare’s Landlord

Chapter Eleven

I wasn’t in the hospital, but I was under house arrest.

The chief of police had confined me to my own home for a week. He had coaxed Mrs. Hofstettler into calling all my clients and explaining (as if they hadn’t heard) that I’d been a little hurt and had to recuperate. I told Mrs. Hofstettler, via Claude, to tell them I didn’t expect to get paid, since I wasn’t going to work. I don’t know if she passed the message along. Everyone sent me a check but the Winthrops, which figured. However, Bobo came by to bring me a fruit basket he said was from his mother. I was sure he’d bought it himself.

Marshall really had gone out of town; he wasn’t just avoiding me. He called me from Memphis to tell me his father had had a heart attack and he and the rest of his family were just circling the hospital room in a holding pattern, waiting to see what would happen. I assured him several times that I would be all right, and after I’d detailed my wounds to him and explained what I was doing for their treatment, he seemed satisfied I would live. He called me every other day. I was stunned to receive flowers with his name on the card. He was eloquently silent when I told him Claude was with me one night when he called.

Mrs. Rossiter brought the damn dog by to see me. Claude told her I was asleep.

Carrie Thrush paid me a house call.

“You should be in the hospital,” she said sternly.

“No,” I said. “My insurance won’t cover enough of it.”

She didn’t say any more after that, since she wouldn’t question me about my finances, but all the medicine she gave me was in sample boxes.

Claude came every day. He had gone with me in the ambulance to the hospital, following the one carrying T. L.

He had shot T. L. in the leg.

“I wanted to hit him in the head with the pistol butt,” he said when we were waiting for the doctor in a white cubicle that night. I was glad to listen to him talking, so I wouldn’t moan and disgrace myself. “I’ve never shot anyone before-at least to actually hit them.”

“Um-hum,” I said, concentrating fiercely on his voice.

“But I was sure I would hit you instead, and I didn’t want to beat up my ally.”

“Good.”

“So I had to shoot him.” His big hand came up to touch my shoulder, stroke it. That hurt like hell. But I didn’t say anything.

“Why were you there?” I asked after a long pause.

“I’d been staking out the camper for the last week.”

“Oh, for God’s sake,” I said, thinking that all my inspiration had been for nothing. Claude had been there mentally before me.

“No, I thought that someone else had killed Pardon, not T. L. I thought the Yorks didn’t want to tell anybody Pardon’s body had been in their camper, but I didn’t think they had put him there.”

“The curtains,” I said.

“Curtains? What curtains?”

But by then the doctor had come in and told Claude he had to step outside. It was the emergency room doctor, who’d just finished sending T. L. up to the operating room. His eyebrows flew up when he saw my scars, but for once I didn’t care.

“Your X rays,” he said.

“Mmm?”

“You have no broken bones,” he said, as if that was the most amazing thing he’d ever heard. “But many of your muscles are badly strained. You are very thoroughly bruised. But I can tell you’re a workout buff; underneath all that, you’re physically fit. Normally, I’d put you in the hospital, just for a night or two, just as a precaution. What do you think?” He observed me closely from behind glasses that reflected the glaring overhead light. His ponytail was caught up neatly in an elastic band at the nape of his neck.

“Home,” I said.

“Anyone there to take care of you?”

“I am,” rumbled Claude from outside the curtain.

I opened my mouth to protest, but the doctor said, “Well, if you have someone to help… Believe me, you’re not going to be able to get to the bathroom without help for a few days.”

I stared at him, dismayed.

“You have some healing injuries. You seem to be prone to get into trouble,” the doctor observed, sticking his pen behind his ear.

I heard Claude snort.

I had a couple of emergency room pain pills, and Carrie came by and supplemented. Claude proved to be an unexpectedly good nurse. His big hands were gentle. He knew about the scars beforehand from the Memphis police report, which was good, because there was no way I could conceal them from someone who helped me with a sponge bath. He also helped me hobble to the toilet, and he changed my sheets. The food I’d frozen ahead came in very handy, since I couldn’t stand long enough to cook, and when I was by myself, I could take my time getting to the kitchen to heat it up.

A couple of times, Claude brought carryout and we ate together, the first time in my bedroom-he improvised a bed tray-and the second time, I was able to sit at the table, though it exhausted me.

The swelling was almost gone and I had evolved from black and blue to sickly shades of green and yellow when we finally talked about the Yorks.

“How did you come to be watching?” I asked him.

I felt good. I’d just taken a pain pill, I was clean and my sheets were clean, and I’d managed to brush my hair. I lay there neatly, my hands resting by my sides, a little sleepy and relaxed. That was as good as it got, that week.

“I went over everyone’s statement several times. I drew up a timetable, and a list of alibis; it was just like a TV special,” he said, his legs extended comfortably in front of him, his fingers laced across his belly. He’d hauled the armchair into my bedroom.

“Marcus was my hottest suspect for a long time,” he continued. “But he just couldn’t have left work- too many witnesses. Deedra, too. She was gone from work for maybe thirty minutes, and she was out on a date while Pardon’s body was being dumped. After you told me exactly when that was,” and he shot me a mildly reproachful look, “I could eliminate her. Marie Hofstettler is just too old and infirm. Norvel was a possibility, and Tom O’Hagen. But Tom was at work when Pardon was killed, and Jenny was working at the country club on decorations for the spring dance… lots of witnesses. She couldn’t have killed Pardon.

“And I didn’t think it was you, at least not after a few days.”

“Why?” The pill was taking effect, and I was only mildly interested in the answer.

“Maybe because the only secret you’d kill for is what happened to you in Memphis. And when I let it slip, you didn’t try to kill me.”

I was faintly amused. I looked off in a corner.

“So that left Norvel,” I said quietly.

“Unless the Yorks had come home early.”

“I would have picked Norvel.”

“I couldn’t decide. In a way, it seemed too smart for Norvel to think of. But in a way, it seemed exactly like Norvel, drunk. Wavering between one hidey-hole and the next. Moving Pardon here. Moving him there. We looked in every apartment in the building, in one way or another.”

I wasn’t going to ask questions.

“No traces of the body anywhere. He’d bled a little from the mouth. No hairs, and the only fibers on the body were from a cotton blend, deep red and bright gold and blue.”

“Alvah’s curtains,” I murmured.

“I didn’t know about Alvah’s curtains,” Claude rumbled. “But I didn’t see anything in anyone else’s apartment that came close to matching those.”

I remembered him walking through my house the first time he’d come in. He’d been looking for something that would ring a bell.

“We went all over the parking stalls, trying to find one that could have been used for the body. No luck there. I saw you looking that day, and I wondered what you were up to.”

“Saw me from where?”

“Pardon’s apartment. I’d been sitting in it some days and every night, watching people go in and out and do their curious things, and trying to get some idea of where to take this.”

I was definitely feeling dimmer.

“We’d searched the garbage the day Pardon’s body was found.”

I smiled to myself.

“We’d looked in every apartment. We’d kept a watch on the movements of everyone for a day or two, then only on Norvel and the Yorks.”

“Not a close enough watch on Norvel.”

“Goddamn it, Lily, he goes out walking, we don’t know he’s got a ski mask stuffed in his pocket. He must have stuck the broom handle by the fence earlier in the day. I never saw him with it.”

“But that was how you were able to get there so fast. You were awake. Did you pull your shirt off on purpose?”

“Yeah,” he confessed, looking embarrassed. “I thought it would look more like I’d been awakened by you yelling.”

“So, you were watching the Yorks and Norvel.”

“I’d caught Deedra’s reference to the camper, too. She might have gotten confused. She pulls in and out of the parking lot every day. But she sounded sure. I couldn’t grill her without even her getting the drift, but the more I thought about it, the more possible I thought the Yorks’ presence was. I called the Creek County courthouse. Harley Don Murrell’s trial was over in time for the Yorks to have driven home. I checked with their daughter over there, real casually, and she said they’d left at one, right after lunch, too upset to stay any longer. Alvah and T. L. had said they’d stopped at the Hillside flea market and walked around a little to stretch their legs, but if that wasn’t true, they could have gotten here before three.”

“They did. Alvah had watered the plant in the kitchen. It was wet when I went to water it at three,” I said. “Her bedroom blinds were open. Those were the things she did when she first came home. And her living room curtains were down. I didn’t notice that day, but I did notice on Wednesday. I thought Alvah had started spring cleaning, but T. L. wrapped the body in them.” That, I had figured out all by myself.

Claude stretched his long arms above his head and lapsed back into his former position. “Alvah told me today that when they got back to Shakespeare, she went in the apartment with her suitcase and left T. L. unloading the rest of the stuff. She watered the plant and opened the blinds.” He tipped an imaginary hat to me.

“Outside, she could hear voices. Their door was open, and so was Pardon’s; T. L. had stopped by to pay the rent. Pardon had found out about the trial and the verdict from his friend in Creek County, but instead of consoling the Yorks over the difficulty of living through a trial like that, Pardon chose to quote what Murrell’s wife had said about the Yorks’ granddaughter. And after the worst day of his life, T. L. just couldn’t take it. T. L. and Pardon exchanged words, and he hit Pardon in the mouth. Pardon jumped back and bumped into the couch. It was like running from a hostile dog. T. L. went after him. He was going to hit Pardon in the jaw, but Pardon turned and slipped, and he hit Pardon in the neck with his fist, as hard as he could. It crushed Pardon’s throat.”

“And they put him in the camper,” I said.

“Yep. T. L. ran into his apartment, past Alvah, ripped down the curtains without asking her, and ran back in to Pardon’s place. Alvah followed. They loaded Pardon into the camper, wrapped in the curtains-his keys fell out then-and they drove around with him for a little while. They were completely panicked. They couldn’t decide what to do. The Yorks had never broken the law in their lives. They were going to dump him by a back road, to make it seem he hadn’t been killed by an apartment resident. But they realized they could establish an alibi, since no one had seen them return, if Pardon’s body was found closer to the apartments to make that alibi valid.

“While they were driving around with Pardon’s body, Tom went to Pardon’s apartment to pay his rent. Door unlocked, no Pardon. Then the Yorks returned, pulled right up to the back door, opened the camper door, stowed Pardon back in his apartment.”

“How come they didn’t hear Deedra knock on his door?” I asked.

“Alvah got nauseated,” Claude said, looking down at his hands. “She had to run in her place to the toilet and T.L. went with her. While Alvah was being sick, Deedra left for work. They never knew she’d seen the camper-lucky for Deedra. When Alvah was better, they drove away again. They didn’t think about disposing of the curtains he’d been wrapped in. They didn’t think about the threads from his torn pocket getting left in the camper. They didn’t think about people trying to pay their rent, not finding Pardon in his place. And they couldn’t lock the door to Pardon’s apartment because they had to get back in, and they couldn’t find Pardon’s keys.

“They evidently drove around in a daze, and just came home when they’d originally intended to, between seven and eight at night. They put the rest of their gear into their place. They’d been talking, of course, and they’d decided Pardon had to be found somewhere close to his apartment, some place he could’ve walked, but also some place he could have chanced across a mugger. The arboretum was the logical place, maybe the only sane choice the Yorks made. T. L. remembered your garbage-can cart. He’d seen it sitting by the curb on garbage days and always kind of coveted it… So he waited, thinking no one in Shakespeare would be up that late. And he was nearly right.”

“When did you decide it wasn’t Norvel?”

“When I saw T. L. come out of the camper at you.” He smiled at me, making fun of himself. “I’d thought maybe Norvel had just used the camper to stow Pardon’s body and that the Yorks were so afraid of looking guilty that they were covering that up. I didn’t want it to be the Yorks.”

“I knew it was the Yorks,” I said calmly. “Because of the curtains.”

“You figured it out that way?”

“If Alvah’s curtains were missing, there had to be a reason. And only T. L. would grab curtains down from their hooks. If Alvah had known what he was doing, she would have run and gotten a sheet or tablecloth that I wouldn’t‘ve missed. But I missed the curtains,” I said drowsily, “and I knew someone had watered the plant.”

“Why… Lily, why did you go to the camper?”

“I wanted to see what was in it,” I said, and let my eyes close.

“Oh, yeah,” I said thickly, hauling my lids up again. “How come you didn’t know T. L. was in there?”

“I did,” he said, trying not to sound angry with me. “I was waiting for him to come out with some evidence. He couldn’t destroy it in the camper; he would’ve had to take it into the apartment. I couldn’t get a warrant to search the camper. I didn’t have enough evidence.”

“ ‘Kay. My mind’s at rest.”

“One more thing.”

“Mmm?”

“What about the handcuffs on the Drinkwaters’ steps, Lily? What about the dead rat?”

“Oh, that was Thea. I was pretty sure as soon as Marshall told me what her secret life was like. And I knew for sure after I realized you’d threatened everyone who worked for you with death if they talked about what happened to me. But Tom David had already told his honey bunch. He didn’t let her tell anyone else. But she knew, and she wanted to torment me. Once I figured that out, I didn’t worry about it anymore. I can handle ole Thea.”

I rolled an eye at Claude.

“Secret life?” he said hopefully. “Thea Sedaka has a secret life?”

“Maybe tell you sometime,” I said.

“I hear Marshall’s coming back tomorrow, Lily,” Claude said when I was almost drifting off. “What are you going to do?”

“Go to sleep,” I mumbled, and did.