time, but it moved no nearer.
"I would know the new magic that gives so much confidence to the Plated Folk of
the Greendowns as they ready their next war against my peoples!" Clothahump's
most sonorous sorceral tone sounded tinny beside the world-shaking whisper of
the horse.
"THAT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO ME."
"I know," said Clothahump with unbelievable brashness, "but it is of consequence
to me. You have been summoned to answer, not to question."
"WHO DARES...!" Then the anger of the stallion spirit faded slightly. "YOU HAVE
SPOKEN THE WORDS, MASTER OF A HUMBLE KNOWLEDGE. YOU HAVE DONE THE CALLING, AND I
MUST REPLY." The spirit seemed almost to smile. "BEWARE, LEADER OF AN IGNORANT
SLIME, FOR THOUGH THEY KNOW IT NOT THEMSELVES, I FORESEE THEM DESTROYING YOU
WITH MIRRORS OF WHAT IS IN YOUR OWN TINY MIND."
"I don't understand," said Clothahump with a frown.
Again the whinny that frightened planets. "AND WHY SHOULD YOU, FOR YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND WITH. THE DANGER TO YOU IS NOTHING TO ME, AND YOU CANNOT
IMAGINE IT."
"When will this take place?"
"THEY ARE UNCERTAIN, AS I MUST BE UNCERTAIN, AS IS EVER THE FUTURE UNCERTAIN.
LET ME GO NOW."
Suddenly the flaming hooves were another ten feet above the surface. Yet it was
not M'nemaxa who had moved, but the earth, which had pulled away in fear at the
spirit's rising fury. "Stay!" Clothahump threw up his hands. "I am not
finished."
"THEN BE QUICK, LITTLE CREATURE, OR, WORDS OR NOT, I WILL MAKE OF THIS WORLD
WHITE ASHES."
"I still do not understand the Plated Folk's new magic. If you cannot describe
it to me any better, at least tell me how to counter it. Then I will let you
go."
"I WILL GO ANYWAY, FOR WORDS CAN HOLD ME BUT SO LONG AND NO LONGER. I CAN TELL
YOU NO MORE. I CHOSE NOT TO ARBITRATE THE FATE OF THIS WORLD, FOR I HAVE MY OWN
JOURNEY TO MAKE AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME." There was a vast, roaring chuckle. "IF
YOU WOULD KNOW MORE, ASK YOUR ENEMY YOURSELF!"
A violent concussion shook Jon-Tom loose from the tree root. Bark came away in
his bloody fingertips. But he was blown only a few feet downslope when the wind
began to fade from hurricane to mere gale force.
The thermonuclear stallion spirit vanished in an expanding ellipse of brilliant
light. As the light faded, it left behind a three-dimensional residue. He saw a
wavy image of some huge, sinister chamber. It was decorated with red gems, blue
metal... and white bone.
Within the bower stood an insect shape ten feet tall. Chains of jewels and cloth
and small skulls of horribly familiar design draped the chitin. The nightmare
stood next to a throne with a high curving back decorated with larger jewels and
skulls. Some of the skulls still had flesh on them.
It was talking to someone out of their view. Then something made it turn, and it
saw them. A high, vibrating shriek filled the glade, and made Jon-Tom shiver. No
dentist's drill could have made a more excruciating sound.
A far smaller flash, an echo of M'nemaxa's blinding passing, obliterated the
awful sight.
And then there was no longer anything within the glade save one very tired
wizard, wind, and grass.
The gale had become a breeze. As if confused by its presence, the wind-cloud
vortex that had hung above the glade simply dispersed. Silver phosphorescence
shimmied down trunks and branches to run like water back into the soil.
A light rain began to fall. Hesitantly, the moon peeked through the intermittent
clouds, filling the glade with healthy light.
By the time the panting Jon-Tom and the others had reached the center of the
glade the ellipses and suns and arcane symbols and formulae no longer glowed
against the ground. Though he sought Clothahump, Jon-Tom's mind still saw the
face of the towering praying mantis, heard once more the grating scream that had
issued from it just before it vanished.
Pog was hovering nervously above them. The rain was steadily washing the powders
and rare essences back into the soil from which they'd been extracted. This
corner of the web of the world had held.
They found Clothahump sitting on the grass, his glasses askew on his horned
beak.
"Are you all right, sir?" Jon-Tom spoke with a mixture of anxiety and respeet.
"Who, me? Yes, my boy, I believe I am."
"You ought not to have tried it, good wizard." Talea studied the empty ellipse
warily. "There are extremes of magic which should not be touched."
He shook a finger at her. "Don't try to tell me my business, young lady. Pog,
give me a wing up." The bat dipped lower, helped the wizard to his feet.
"I have learned part of what I wished to know, my friends. Though I must confess
I did not expect the spirit M'nemaxa to speak in riddles."
"Actually, I don't see that we've learned that much," said Flor.
"We have something to work with, my dear, even if it is only couched as a riddle
or metaphor. That is a great deal more than we had before." He sounded pleased.
"And if naught else, we have given a scare to the Empress Skrritch that may make
her hesitate or delay her attack, for she it was whom we saw in that final
moment.
"We can continue our journey, secure now in the knowledge that this will be a
full-scale war led by the Empress of all the Plated Folk herself. That should
win over some of muddleheads in Polastrindu!"
"I hope we don't have to go through this many more times," Flor muttered. "Santa
Cecilia may not have many more blessings left for me."
"Not to worry, child," he assured her. "I will not attempt it again. Such a
conjuration cannot be made more than once in a lifetime, and tonight I have used
mine. I employed incantations I will never employ again, spoke words I may not
safely speak henceforth.
"From now on, each day on earth will be one twenty-two thousandth of a day
shorter than previously, for in order to draw the immortal from the far depths
of his journey I had to utilize the soul-strength of the earth itself."
Jon-Tom walked out into the inner ellipse. Every blade of grass within the
marked shape had been vaporized. So had the soil. All that remained was a
perfect ellipsoidal shape of melted stone. The white granite had been twisted
like taffy.
"You spoke of its journey, sir, and so did it. I... I heard it."
"Did you see how furiously it soared, how steadily it galloped, though it did
not move beyond my confinement?" Jon-Tom nodded.
"It was at once here with us and holding its place in its journey." He cheeked
to make certain his plastron compartments were still tightly closed. "If the
legends of wizards and the admonitions of necromants are correct, the spirit
M'nemaxa has traveled approximately a thirtieth of its journey. The journey
began at the beginning of the first life, life which in making its journey
M'nemaxa strews across the worlds behind it.
"It is galloping around the circumference of the Universe. It is said that when
it meets itself coming it will annihilate purpose. Then it can finally rest.
'Tis no surprise it was irritated at our interruption. With a journey of several
trillion years still to make, even a little pause is unwelcome.
"Yet despite all that, the formulae worked. The ellipse held." He glowed a
little bit himself, with pride. "It was contained, and It answered when It was
called." He blinked and slowly sat down on the grass again. "I'm a little tired,
all of a sudden."
"I think we're all a little tired," said Jon-Tom knowingly.
"Aye, I'll not argue that, mate." The afterimage of the enormous winged
flame-horse still lingered on the otter's outraged retinas. "I think we could
all do with a bit o' sleep 'ere."
Everyone agreed. After a brief mutual examination to insure that no injuries had
been sustained, they began to make camp. Sleep finally came to all, but fiery
images alternated with visions of a tall green-black horror to provoke less than
benign dreams.
Far above and away a distant pinprick of light flared briefly across the cosmos.
The tiny burst faded quickly. It came from the vicinity of NGC 187, where
M'nemaxa angrily kicked aside a star or two as he raced back to where he'd left
off his eternal race around the infinite bowl of existence....
XIV
There was panic in Cugluch Keep.
Word of the troubles seeped down from servitors to attendants to workers and
even to the lowly apprentice workers who toiled in the deepest burrows and
worked endlessly to keep the omnipresent ooze from flooding the undertunnels.
Rumors abounded. Workers whispered of a flaming rain that had fallen from the
sky and destroyed hundreds of brood platforms. Or they told of tons of carefully
hoarded foodstuffs invaded and ruined by spore rot. Or that the sun had appeared
for three consecutive days, or that several of the Royal Court had been
discovered feeding on the corpse of a mere worker and had been summarily
dismissed.
The truth was far worse than the rumors. Those who knew hid in fear and went
about their daily business always looking over their shoulders (those who could
look over their shoulders, for some had no necks... and some no shoulders).
Hunter packs took every opportunity to get away from the capital city, on the
pretext of adding still further to the enormous stocks of supplies. Official
auditors bent low over their tallies. All were affected by the panic, a panic
that reached beyond sense, beyond normal fears of mortality, to affect even
quivering grubs within their incubation cocoons.
The Empress Skrritch was on a rampage. Blood and bits of loose flesh trailed in
her wake as she stormed through the rooms and chambers of the labyrinthine
central palace.
Safe from her wrath, endless legions of mandibled, facet-eyed troops drilled
mechanically on the mossy plains outside the city. As if fearful of reaching the
ground, the rays of the sun penetrated the dun-colored sky only feebly.
Guards and servants, scurrying messengers and bureaucrats alike felt the
Empress' temper. Eventually the rage spent itself and she settled herself down
in one of the lesser audience chambers.
Her thoughts were on her own fear. Idly she nibbled the headless corpse of a
still twitching blue beetle chamberlain who'd been too slow to get out of her
way. Chitin crunched beneath immensely powerful jaws.
It was some time before Kesylict the Minister dared to stick fluttery antennae
around the arched doorway into the chamber. Sensing only simmering anger and the
absence of blind fury he poked first his head and then the rest of his antlike
body into the room.
A glance revealed a ruby the size of a man's head and redder than his blood. In
the top facet Kesylict saw the reflection of the Empress. She was squatting on
four legs. The body of the unfortunate chamberlain dangled loosely from one hand
while the beautifully symmetrical porcelain-inlaid face of the Empress stared
out without seeming to see him.
Though not as lavishly decorated as the main audience chamber or the sinister
den of death designated as the royal bedroom, this chamber was still lush with
gems and precious metals. The Greendowns were rich in such natural wealth, as
though the earth had compensated the land for its noisome, malodorous surface
and eternal cloud cover.
They were much appreciated by the hard-shelled denizens of those lands. In the
absence of the sun, their sparkle and color provided much beauty. All the
varieties of corundum were mined in great quantities: beryl, sapphire, ruby.
Rarer diamond framed the windows in the chamber, and thousands of lesser gems,
from topaz to chryso-beryl, studded furniture and sculpture and the ceiling
itself.
But Kesylict had not kept his head by mooning like a bemused grub at commonplace
baubles. He waited and was ready when the triangular emerald green skull jerked
around and huge multifaceted eyes dotted with false black pupils glared down at
him.
Kesylict debated whether it might not be prudent to retire and wait a while
longer before attending his Empress. However, cowardice could cause him to go
the way of the chamberlain. That former servitor was now only an empty husk that
had been neatly scraped clean by the voracious Empress.
"Why do you cower in the doorway, Kesylict? Yes, I recognize you." Her voice was
thick and raspy, like sandpapered oil. Useless wings twitched beneath a long
flowing cape of pure silk inlaid with ten thousand amethysts and morions shaped
by the empire's finest gem-cutters and polishers, and attached to the cape by a
dozen royal seamstresses.
"Pardon, Your Majesty," said the hopeful Kesylict, "but I do not cower. I only
hesitate because while I have hoped to talk with you for the past several hours,
your mood recently has not been conducive to conversation." He gestured at the
corpse-shell of the chamberlain. "Mutual conversation is difficult when one of
the participants is forced to function minus his head."
That glowering, fixed skeleton shape could not twist her mouth parts into a
smile, and such an expression would have been foreign to her anyway.
Nonetheless, Kesylict felt some of the tension depart the room.
"A sense of humor when one's own possible demise is at stake is a finer
recommendation of courage than the most dry and somber brilliance, my Kesylict."
She tossed the empty shell of the chamberlain into a far corner, where it
shattered like an old dish. A couple of legs fell away and rolled up against a
far door. The corner was rounded, as were all in the room. The inhabitants of
the Greendowns disliked sharp angles.
She turned away from the window. "Anyway, I am full, and tired. But there is
more than that." Both knife-edged arms crossed in front of the green thorax, and
the decorated head rested on the crux they formed, producing a frozen image of
an insectoid odalisque.
"I am worried."
"Worried, Your Majesty?" Kesylict scuttled into the chamber, though taking care
to try and remain unobtrusively out of her reach. One could not escape the
lightning-swift grasp of the mantis unless one remained beyond its range. So
Kesylict approached no closer than protocol demanded. None could tell when the
mercurial desires of the Empress might change from a request for advice to a
craving for dessert.
"What could possibly be enough to worry Your Majesty? The preparations?" He
waved toward the far window. Outside and below were the busy streets of Cugluch,
capital of the Empire of the Chosen, their most powerful city. Teeming thousands
of dedicated citizens dutifully slaved for the glory of their Empress and their
society. Their own lives were filled with the shared glory of their race, and
each lowly worker was ready to share in the coming conquests. Preparations were
proceeding with the usual efficiency.
"We ready ourselves better than ever before in the history of the Empire, and
this time we cannot fail, Majesty."
"There has been no trouble with the stores?"
"None, Majesty." Kesylict sounded genuinely concerned. Though fearful for his
personal safety, he was nevertheless a loyal and devoted servant of his Empress,
and she did indeed seem worried.
"The training and mobilization also proceeds smoothly. Every day more grubs shed
their larval skin and develop arms and the desire to bear weapons. Never has our
army been as powerful, never has the desire of its troops been greater. Not one
but three great armies stand ready and anxious for the ultimate assault on the
lands to the west. Victory is within our grasp. Or so generals Mordeesha and
Evaloc have been saying for over a year now. The whole Empire pulses with desire
and readiness for battle.
"Yet by wisdom we wait, grow stronger still, so that we can now overwhelm the
hated soft ones with but a third of our strength."
She sighed, a low hiss. "Still, we have many thousands of years of failure
behind us to show the folly of brave words. I will not give the order to move
unless I am certain of success, Kesylict." Her head twitched to one side and she
used an arm to clean a bulging eye.
"No trouble then with the Manifestation?"
"Why, no, Majesty." Kesylict was appalled at the thought. For all his talk of
strength and desire, he knew that the Empress and general staff were pinning
their ultimate hopes on the Manifestation.
"What could be wrong with it?"
She shook a cautionary claw at him. "Where magic is involved, anything is
possible. This development is so different it frightens even Eejakrat, who is
responsible for it. The greatest care must be exercised to insure its safety and
surroundings."
"So it has been, Majesty. Any unauthorized who have come within a hundred
zequets of it have been killed, their bodies buried without even the meat being
consumed. Greater security has never been exercised in the whole history of the
Empire." He peered hard at her.
"Even still, my Majesty worries?"
"Even still." She made as if to rise from her squat. Kesylict took a nervous
step backward. She gestured casually, slowly, with an armored arm.
"Be at ease, my valued servant. I am sated physically. It is my mind that
hungers for surcease, and your counsel that I require. Not your meat."
"Gladly will I offer my poor advice to Your Majesty."
"This is not for you alone, Kesylict. Summon High General Mordeesha and the
sorcerer Eejakrat. I have need of their thoughts as well."
"It will be done, Your Majesty." The Minister turned, his cushioned shoes
scraping on the extruded stone floor. He was grateful for the respite but at the
same time concerned for the health of his Empress.
Everything was going so well. What could possibly have happened to upset her to
the point where she was worried about the outcome of the Great Enterprise?
Later, squatting with the others, Kesylict felt by far the most vulnerable, to
both physical abuse and criticism.
To his left rested the heavily armored and aged beetle shape of High General
Mordeesha. Battle armor drooped from his soft under-body. Insignia of rank and
the less symmetrical wounds of war were cut into his thick dorsal wing covers.
Sharp curving horns made of metal protruded from the helmet that fit over his
own horny skull. Sweeping metal flanges shielded his eyes.
From his neck hung tiny skulls and teeth taken from the corpses of those the
General had personally vanquished. They clanked hollowly against his metal
thorax plate as he shifted his position.
Nearby was the Grand Sorcerer Eejakrat, a thin, delicate insect-specter. Pure
white enamel decorated his wing cases and chitin. Strings of long white and
silver beads dangled fringelike from both sides of his maxilla. An artificial
white and silver crest ran from his forehead down between the dark compound eyes
to disappear in the middle of his back. It included his insignia of office, of
wisdom and knowledge, and marked him as the manipulator of magic most exalted.
Alongside the General, whose great physical skills could crush him easily, and
Eejakrat, whose arcane abilities could turn him back into a grub, the Minister
felt very inadequate indeed. Yet he squatted in the audience chamber amid the
glittering gems and thousand shafts of light they threw back from the dozens of
candles and the crystal candelabra overhead, as an equal with the others. For
Kesylict possessed an extraordinary reservoir of common sense, an ability most
Plated Folk lacked. It was for this that the Empress valued him so much, as a
counterweight to the blind drive of the General and the intricate machinations
of the Sorcerer.
"We've heard about your distress, Majesty," said the General tactfully. "Is it
so important that you must summon us to council now? The critical time nears.
Drill and redrill are required more than ever."
"I wish, though," responded Eejakrat in a voice that was almost a whisper
between his mandibles, "I could persuade you to wait at least another year,
General. I am not yet confident enough master over the Manifestation."
"Wait and wait," grumbled the General, skulls tinkling against his thorax.
"We've waited more than a year already. Always building, always preparing,
always strengthening our reserves. But there comes a time, good brother, much as
I respeet your learning, when even a soldier as unthinkingly devoted as those of
the Empire grows over-drilled and loses that keen edge for slaughter his officer
has worked so long and hard to instill in him. The army cannot retain itself at
fever-ready forever.
"Probably we will overwhelm the soft ones by sheer weight of numbers this time,
and will have no need of your obscure learning. You can then relax in your old
age and toy with this wonder you have conjured up. The final victory shall be
ours no matter what."
The General's voice trembled at the thought of the Great Conquest awaiting him,
a conquest that would alter forever the history of the world.
"Even so," said the Sorcerer softly, "you are glad to have both my old age and
my wonder in reserve, since in twenty thousand years we have shown ourselves
unable to defeat the soft ones, despite all our preparations and boastings."
As always, the General was ready to reply. Skrritch waved a knife-studded green
arm. The movement was slow to her, awesomely fast to her attendants. They
quieted, waited respectfully for what she might say.
"I have not called you here to discuss timing or tactics, but to listen to a
memory of a dream." She gazed at Mordeesha. "In dreams, General, it is Eejakrat
who is master. But I may want your opinion nonetheless." Obediently the General
bowed low.
"I am no jealous fool, Majesty. Now, of all times, we must put aside petty
rivalries to work for the greater glory of Cugluch. I will give my opinion if it
is asked for, and I will defer to my colleague's ancient wisdom." He nodded to
Eejakrat.
"A wise one knows his own limitations," observed a satisfied Eejakrat. "Describe
the dream, Majesty."
"I was resting in the bedchamber," she began slowly, "half asleep from the orgy
of mating and conversing with my most recent mate preparatory to his ritual
dispatching, when I felt a great unease. It was as if many hidden eyes were
spying upon me. They were alien eyes, and they burned. Hot and horribly moist
they felt. I believed they were seeing into my very insides.
"I gave a violent start, or so my attending mate later said, and struck
violently, instinctively, at the empty air. The cushions and pillows of my
boudoir are flayed like the underbellies of a dozen slaves because I struggled
so fiercely against nothingness.
"For an instant I seemed to see my tormentors. They had shape and yet no shape,
form without substance. I screamed aloud and they vanished. Awake, I flew into a
frustrated rage from which I have only just recovered." She looked anxiously at
Eejakrat.
"Sorcerer, what does this portend?"
Eejakrat located a clean place amid the royal droppings and rested on his hind
legs. The tip of his abdomen barely touched the floor. Minims, foot-long
subservitors, busied themselves cleaning his chitin.
"Your Majesty worries overmuch on nothing." He shrugged and waved a thin hand.
"It may only have been a bad hallucination. You have so much on your mind these
days that such upsets are surprising only in that you have not experienced many
before this. In the afterdaze of postcoital subsidence such imaginings are only
to be expected."
Skrritch nodded and began to clean her other eye, shooing away the distraught
minims. "Always the soft ones have managed to defeat us in battle." General
Mordeesha shifted uncomfortably.
"They are fast and strong. Most of all, they are clever. We lose not because our
troops lack strength or courage but because we lack imagination in war. Perhaps
my imagining is, after all, a good sign. Do not look so uncomfortable, General.
You are about to receive the word you have waited for for so long.
"I believe the time has come to move." Mordeesha looked excited. "Yes, General.
You may inform the rest of the staff to begin final preparations."
"Majesty," put in Eejakrat, "I would very much like another six months to study
the ramifications of the Manifestation. I do not understand it well enough yet."
"You will have some time yet, my good advisor," she told him, "because it will
take a while to get so vast an enterprise in motion. But General Mordeesha's
words concerning the morale and readiness of the troops must be acknowledged.
Without that, all your magic will do us no good."
"I will give you all the time I can, wizard," said Mordeesha. "I wish your
support." His eyes glittered in the candlelight as he rose to a walking
position. He bowed once more.
"By your leave, Majesty, I will retire now and initiate preparations. There is a
great deal to do."
"Stay a moment, General." She turned her attention to the sorcerer. "Eejakrat, I
like not rushing the wise ones among us who serve with you in this great
undertaking. We have been defeated in the past because we acted without patience
or stealth. But I feel the time is right, and Mordeesha concurs. I want you to
understand I am not favoring his advice over yours." She looked at Kesylict.
"I am neither general nor wizard, Majesty," the Minister told her, "but my
instincts say, 'act now.' It is the mood of the workers as well."
Eejakrat sighed. "Let it be so, then. As to the dream-hallucination, Majesty...
there are many masters of magic among the soft ones. We can despise them for
their bodies but not for their minds. Perhaps I am paranoid with our plans so
near fruition, but it is not inconceivable that the shapes you think were
watching you were knowledgeable ones among the soft folk. Though," he admitted,
"I know of no wizardry power strong enough to reach all the way from the
warm-lands to Cugluch and then penetrate the Veils of Confusion and Conflict I
have drawn about the Manifestation. Nevertheless, I shall try to learn more
about what occurred.
"If that happened to be true, however, it means that the sooner we act the surer
we shall be of surprise and victory." He turned to the General. "See, Mordeesha,
how my thoughts give support to your desires against my own hopes. Perhaps it is
for the best. Perhaps I grow overcautious in my old age.
"If you are ready, if the armies are ready, then I will force myself to be ready
also. To the final glory, then?"
"To the final glory," they all recited in unison.
Skrritch turned, pulled a cord. Three servitors appeared. Each carried a freshly
detached, dripping limb from some unfortunate, unseen source. These were
distributed. The four in council sucked out the contents of the arms by way of
mutual congratulations.
They then took their leave, the General to his staff meeting, Eejakrat to his
quarters to ponder a possible impossible mental intrusion into Cugluch, and
Kesylict to arrange the mundane matters of mealtimes and official appointments
for the following day.
The Minister had good reason to ponder the Empress' words concerning the
notorious cleverness of the soft ones. By such similar adroitness had he
retained his head upon his neck, even to agreeing with the others that the time
to move had arrived. Privately he thought Eejakrat should be given all the time
he wished. Kesylict had read the forbidden records, knew the litany of failure
of past battles with the soft ones. So while he was as ignorant of the
complexities of the Manifestation as any of the Royal Council, he knew that in
Eejakrat's manipulation of it lay the Plated Folk's hopes for final victory over
their ancient enemies, and not in General Mordeesha's boasts of superior
military strength.
Alone, Skrritch pulled a second call cord. A servitor appeared with a tall,
narrow-spouted drinking vessel. The Empress washed down the remnants of the
recent toast, then turned and stared once more out the window.
Thickening mist obscured even the ramparts of the Keep. The city of Cugluch and
its milling thousands were blotted out as though they did not exist. Day turned
toward night as the mist and fog grew darker, indicating the down passage of the
sun.
Mordeesha and his fellow generals had been chafing at the bit for several laying
periods. She had held off as long as possible in order to give Eejakrat still
more time to study his Manifestation. But knowing the wizard, such study could
go on forever.
The elastic of patience had been broken now. Soon the word would spread
throughout the Greendowns that the war had begun.
For an instant she thought again of the disturbing dream. Perhaps it had been no
more than a daymare. Even empresses were subjeet to strain. Eejakrat did not
seem overly concerned about it, so there was no reason for it to continue to
trouble her thoughts.
There were promotions and demotions to be bestowed, executions to order,
punishments to decide, and rewards to be handed out. Tomorrow's court schedule,
so ably organized by the prosaic Kesylict, was quite full.
Such everyday activities seemed superfluous, now that the first steps toward
final victory had been initiated. She savored the thought. Of all the emperors
and empresses of the far-flung Empire she would be the first to stride
possessively through the gentle lands of the soft ones, the first to bring back
plunder and thousands of slaves from the other side of the world.
And after that, what might she not accomplish? Even Eejakrat had voiced thoughts
about the possibilities the Manifestation might create. Such possibilities
extended beyond the bounds of a single world.
She turned on her side and leaned back against a hundred glowing red rubies and
crimson cushions. Her ambition was as boundless as the universe, as far-reaching
as Eejakrat's magic. She could hardly wait for the war to begin. Glory would
accrue to her and to Cugluch. With the wizard's assistance why should she not
become Empress of the Universe, supreme ruler of as yet unknown beyonds and
their inhabitants?
Yes, she would have the exquisite pleasure of presiding over destruction and
conquest instead of records and stupid, fawning, peaceful citizens. Cugluch was
on the march, as it should be. Only this tune it would swell and grow instead of
sputtering to an ignominious halt!
The hallucination faded until it was only an amusing and insignificant
memory....
XV
Jon-Tom was split down the middle. Half of him was cool and damp from the early
morning mist. The other side was warm and dry, almost hot with the weight
leaning against it.
He opened his eyes with that first lethargic movement of awakening and saw a
white-and-black-clad form snuggled close against his own. Flor's long black hair
lay draped over his shoulder. Her head was nestled in the crook of his left arm.
Instead of moving and waking her, he used the time to study that perfect, silent
face. She looked so different, so childlike in sleep. Further to his left
slumbered the silent shape of the wizard.
With his head and limbs retracted Clothahump was a boulderish form near a clump
of bushes. Jon-Tom started to look back down at his sleeper when he became aware
of movement just behind him. Startled, he reached automatically for his war
staff.
"Rest easy, Jon-Tom." The voice was less reassuring than the words it spoke.
Talea moved down beside him, staring morosely at the recumbent couple. "If I
murder you, Jon-Tom, it won't ever be in your sleep." She stepped lithely over
them both and trotted over to Clothahump.
She bent and rapped unceremoniously on the shell. "Wake up, wizard!"
A head soon appeared, followed by a pair of arms. One hand held a pair of
spectacles which were promptly secured before the turtle's eyes. Then the legs
appeared. After resting a moment on all fours, the wizard pushed back into a
squat, then stood.
"I am not accustomed," he began huffily, "to being awakened in so brusque a
fashion, young lady. If I were of less understanding a mind..."
"Save it," she said, "for him." She pointed to the unsteady shape of Pog. The
sleepy bat was fluttering awkwardly over to attend to his master's early morning
needs. He'd been sleeping in the branches of the great oak overhead.
"What's da matter?" he asked tiredly. "What's all da uproar? Can't ya let a
person sleep?"
"C'mon," Talea said curtly, "everybody up." She looked back at Jon-Tom, and he
wondered at something he thought he saw in her gaze. "Well," she asked him, "are
you two going to join this little session or aren't you? Or do you intend to
spend the rest of your life practicing to be a pillow?"
"I might," he shot back, challenging her stare and not moving. She looked away.
"What's the trouble, anyway? Why the sudden fanaticism for an early start? I've
never noticed you passing up any chance for a little extra sleep."
"Ordinarily I'd still be asleep, Jon-Tom," she replied, "but what made me wake
up wasn't too much sleep but the lack of something else. Isn't it obvious to any
of you yet?" She spread both hands and turned a half circle. "Where's Mudge?"
Jon-Tom eased Flor off his shoulder. She blinked sleepily and then, becoming
aware of her position, slid to one side. Her cat stretch made it difficult for
him to concentrate on the problem at hand.
"Mudge is gone," he told her as he rose, trying to work the kinks out of
shoulders and legs.
"So da fuzzy little bugger up and split." Pog used the tip of one wing to clean
an ear, grimacing as he did so. "Don't surprise me none. He as much as said he
was gonna do it first chance he got."
"I thought better of him." Jon-Tom looked disappointedly at the surrounding
woods.
Talea laughed. "Then you're a bigger fool than you seem. Don't you realize, the
only thing that kept him with us this far was wizardry threats." She jabbed a
thumb toward Clothahump.
"I am most upset," said the wizard quietly. "Despite his unfortunate
predilection for illegal activities, I rather liked that otter." Jon-Tom watched
the turtle's expression change. "Well, I cannot bring him back, but I can fix
him, where he is. I'll put a seekstealth on him."
Inquiry revealed that a seekstealth was something of a magical delayed-action
bomb. Possessed of its own ethereal composition, it would drift about the world
invisibly until it finally tracked down its assigned individual. At that point
the substance of the spell would take effect. Jon-Tom shook at how devastating
such a Damoclean conjuration could be. The unfortunate subject could
successfully elude the seekstealth for years, only to wake up one morning having
long since forgotten the original incident to discover that he now had, for
example, the head of a chicken. How could this happen to his friend Mudge? Wait
one hour, he begged the wizard, who reluctantly agreed.
One hour later Clothahump commenced forming the complex spell. He was halfway
through it when a figure appeared out of the forest. Jon-Tom and Flor turned
from preparing breakfast to observe it.
Several small, bright blue lizard shapes dangled from its belt, their heads
scraping the ground. In all other respects it was quite familiar.
Mudge detached the catch from his waist and tossed the limp forms near the
cookfire. Then he frowned curiously at the half circle of gaping onlookers.
" 'Ere now, wot's with all the fish-faces, wot?" He bent over the lizards,
pulled out his knife, and inserted it in one of the bodies. "Take me a moment,
mates, t' gut these pretties and then we can set t' some proper fryin'. Takes a
true gourmet chef, it does, t' prepare limnihop the right way."
Clothahump had ceased his mumbling and gesticulating. He looked quite angry.
"Nice mornin' for huntin'," said the otter conversationally. "Ground's moist
enough t' leave tracks everwhere, so wakin' up early as I did, I thought I'd
'ave a go at supplementin' our larder." He finished the last lizard, began to
skin them. Then he paused, whiskers twitching a touch uncertainly as he noticed
everyone still staring at him.
"Crikey, wot's the bloomin' matter with you all?"
Jon-Tom walked over, patted the otter on the back. "We thought for a moment that
you'd run out on us. I knew you wouldn't do that, Mudge."
"The 'ell I wouldn't," came the fervent reply. Mudge gestured toward Clothahump
with the knife. "But I've no doubt 'Is Brainship 'ere would keep his wizardly
word t' do somethin' rotten t' meself, merely because I might choose t' exercise
me own freedom o' will. Might even do me the dirty o' puttin' a seekstealth on
me."
"Oh, now I don't know that I would go that far," muttered Clotha-hump. Jon-Tom
looked at him sharply.
"Now don't get me wrong, mate," the otter said to Jon-Tom. "I like you, and I
like the two dear ladies, even if they are a bit standoffish, and even old Pog
'ere can be good company when 'e wants to." The bat looked down from his branch
and snorted, then returned to preening himself.
"It's just that I'm not lookin' forward t' the prospect o' possible
dismemberment. But then, I've said all this before, 'aven't I." He smiled
beatifically. " 'Tis the threat that keeps me taggin' along. I know better than
t' try and run off."
"It is not that we believed you had actually done that. Which is to say, we were
not entirely certain that..."
"Stow it, guv'nor. I don't pay it no mind." He set the fillets on the fire,
moved to a mossy log, and pulled off one boot. Furry toes wiggled as he turned
the boot upside down and tapped the heel with a paw. Several small pebbles
tumbled out.
"Some bloody deep muck I 'ad t' slop through t' run that set down. Twas worth
it, I think. They're young enough t' be sweet and old enough t' be meaty. Truth
t' tell, I was gettin' tired o' nuts and berries and jerky." He shoved his foot
back into the boot.
"Come on, now. Surely none o' you seriously thought I'd taken the long hike?
Let's get t' some serious business, right? Breakfast!" He ambled toward the
fire. "I may be ignorant, foul-mouthed, lecherous, and disreputable," he reached
for the proximate curves of Talea's derriere and she jumped out of the way, "but
there be one thing I am that's good. I'm the best camp cook this side or the
Muddletup Moors." He winked at Jon-Tom.
"Comes from 'avin' t' eat on the run all your life."
There was no more talk of desertion. The lizards looked rather more ghastly than
the average hunk of cooked meat. Flor bit into her seetion with obvious gusto,
so Jon-Tom could hardly show queasi-ness. Meat was meat, after all, and he'd
eaten plenty of reptile in the past weeks. It was just that they'd been such
cute little blue things.
"Muy bueno," Flor told Mudge, licking her fingers. "Maybe one of these days I'll
have a chance to make you my quesadillas."
Mudge was repacking his gear. "Maybe one o' these days I'll 'ave a chance to
sample some quintera."
"No,no. 'Quesadilla.' Quintera is my..." She gaped, and then to Jon-Tom's
considerable surprise, she blushed. The flush was very becoming on her dark
skin. He wanted to say something but somehow the idea of admonishing an otter
about a ribald remark upset him. He simply could not visualize the furry joker
as a rival. It was inhuman....
They shouldered their packs and started across the glade. Jon-Tom chatted with
Mudge and Clothahump while Flor engaged the gruff but willing Pog in
conversation. She was curious about the functions of a famulus, and he readily
supplied her with a long list of the mostly unpleasant activities he was
regularly required to perform. He spoke softly, out of the wizard's hearing.
Water occasionally lapped at their boots. The night's rain had littered the
glade with little pools. They avoided the largest without anyone noticing that
several of the depressions were identical in outline: the shape of hooves had
been melted into the rock.
Jon-Tom was not prepared for his first sight of the river. The Tailaroam was
anything but the modest stream he'd expected.
It was broad and wild, with an occasional flash of racing white water showing
where the current ran from east to west. He had no way of knowing its depth, but
it seemed substantial enough to support a very large vessel indeed. It reminded
him of pictures he'd seen of the Ohio in colonial times. Not that he expected to
see anything as technologically advanced as a steamship or sternwheeler.
Possibly it was the contrast that made the river seem so big. This was the first
time he'd seen anything larger than a rivulet or creek, and the Tailaroam was
enormous in comparison. Willow and cypress clustered thickly along the banks.
Here and there, scattered stands of birch thrust thin skeletal fingers toward a
cloud-flecked sky.
They turned eastward and moved steadily upstream. The dense undergrowth that
hugged the river made progress slow. Tangled clumps of moonberry bushes often
forced them to change direction, and brambles stuck to their capes and tried to
work their way to the skin beneath.
Eventually they found what Clothahump had been searching for: a flat peninsula
of sand and gravel that jutted out into the water. Only a few bushes clung
tenaciously to the poor soil. In high-water weather the little spit would be
submerged. For now it formed a natural landing place and a good one, the wizard
explained, from which to hail a passing ship.
Day slid into day, however, without any sign of river travel.
"Commerce is thin this time of year," Clothahump told them apologetically.
"There are more ships in the spring when the river is higher and the upper
rapids more navigable. If we do not espy transport soon, we may be reduced to
constructing our own." He sounded irritated and perhaps a little peeved that
Talea might have been right in suggesting they travel overland.
The next two days offered only hopeful signs. Several boats passed them, but all
were traveling downstream toward the Glittergeist Sea and distant Snarken.
Jon-Tom used the time to practice his duar, working to master the difficult
double-string arrangement. He was careful only to play soft music and not to
sing any songs for fear of accidentally conjuring something distressing. Clouds
of gneechees seemed to swarm about him at such times. He was learning to resist
the constant temptation to spend all his time trying to catch one in his gaze.
Once something like a foot-long glowworm crawled out of the shallows to dance
and writhe near his feet. It did nothing else, and shot back into the water the
instant he stopped playing.
Flor was fascinated by the instrument. Despite Jon-Tom's initial worries she
insisted on trying it herself. She succeeded only in strumming a few basic
chords, and went back to listening to him play.
She was doing so one morning when a cry came from Talea.
"A ship!" She stood on the end of the sandy point and gestured to the west.
"How big?" Clothahump puffed his way over to stand next to her. Jon-Tom slipped
the duar back across his chest, and he and Flor moved to stand behind them.
"Can't tell." Talea squinted, shielded her eyes. The cloud cover now restricted
the sunlight, but the glare from the surface of the river was still strong
enough to water unwary eyes.
Soon the vessel hove into full view. It was stocky and pointed at both ends. Two
square-rigged sails were mounted on separate masts set fore and aft. There was a
central cabin abovedeck and a narrow high poop from which a figure was steering
the ship by means of an enormous oar.
There were also groups of creatures moving from east to west along the sides of
the ship. They shoved at long poles. Jon-Tom thought he could make out at least
a couple of humans among the fur.
"Looks like a cross between a miniature galleon and a keelboat," he murmured
thoughtfully. Wetting a finger, he tested the wind. It was blowing upstream.
That would propel a sailboat against the current, and the ship could then down
sail and take the current back downstream. Except on days such as today. The
breeze was weak, and the keel poles had been brought into play to keep the
vessel moving.
"Are they flying a merchant's pennant?" Clothahump fiddled with his spectacles.
"One of these days I really must try and master that spell for myopia."
"Hard to tell," Talea said. "They're flying something."
"There seem to be an awful lot of people on deck." Jon-Tom frowned. "Not all of
them are pushing on those poles. Some of them seem to be running around the edge
of the ship. Could they be exercising?"
"Are you more than 'alf mad, mate? Anyone not workin' 'is arse off would be
below decks restin' out o' the way."
"They're running nonetheless." Jon-Tom frowned, trying to make some sense out of
the apparently purposeless activity taking place on the ship.
"Pog!"
The bat was instantly at Clothahump's side. "Yes, Master?" He hastily tossed
away the lizard leg he'd been gnawing on.
"Find out who they are, how far upstream they are traveling, and if they will
take us as passengers."
"Yes, Master." The bat soared out over the water, heading for the boat. Jon-Tom
followed the weaving shape.
Pog appeared to circle above the vessel. It was now almost opposite their little
beach, though on the far side of the river. It wasn't long before the famulus
came speeding back.
"Well?" Clothahump demanded as the bat fluttered to a resting stance on the
ground.
"Boss, I don't think dey're much in the mood for talking business." He raised a
wing and showed them the shaft of the arrow protruding from it. Plucking it
free, he threw it into the water and studied the wound. "Shit! Needle and thread
time again."
"Are you certain they were shooting at you?" asked Flor.
Pog made a face, which on a bat can be unbearably gruesome. "Yes, I'm sure dey
were shooting at me!" he said sarcastically, mimicking her voice. "So sorry I
couldn't bring more proof back wid me, but unfortunately I managed ta dodge da
other dozen or so belly-splitters dey shot at me."
He was fumbling in his backpack. Out came a large needle and a spool of some
organic material that Jon-Tom knew could not be catgut. As the bat sewed, he
spoke.
"Dere seemed ta be some kind of riot or fight taking place on da deck. I just
kinda circled overhead trying ta make some sense outta what was going on.
Eventually I gave up and drifted over da poop deck. Tings were quieter dere and
it's where I'd expected ta find da captain. I tink one of 'em was, because he
was better dressed dan any of da odders, but I couldn't be sure, ya know?" He
pushed the needle through the membrane without any sign that it pained him,
stuck it around and in again, and pulled smoothly. The hole was beginning to
close.
"So I shout down at dis joker about us needing some transportation upstream.
First ting he does is call me a black-winged, gargoyle-faced, insect-eating
son-of-a-bitch." He shrugged. "Da conversation went downhill from dere."
"I don't understand such hostility," murmured Clothahump, watching as their
hoped-for transport began to slip out of sight eastward. No telling how long it
might be before another going that way might pass them.
"I just got da impression," continued Pog, "that da captain and his crew were
pretty fucking mad about someting and was in no mood to talk polite to anyone
including dere own sweethearts, if dey got any, which I doubt. Why dey were so
mad I don't know, an' I wasn't about ta hang around an make no pincushion of my
little bod ta find out."
"We might find out anyway." Everyone looked toward Mudge. The otter was staring
out across the river.
"How do you mean?" asked Flor.
"I believe they just threw somebody overboard."
Distant yelling and cursing came from the fading silhouette of the ship. Several
splashes showed clearly now around the ship's side. Even Jon-Tom saw them.
"Somebody's jumped in after the first," said Talea. "I don't think anyone's been
thrown, Mudge. There! The three that just jumped are being pulled back aboard.
The first is swimming this way. Can you make out what it is?"
"No, not yet, luv," replied the otter, "but it's definitely comin' toward us."
They waited curiously while the ship slowly receded from sight, trailing a
philologic wake of insult behind it.
Several long minutes later they watched as a thoroughly drenched figure nearly
as tall as Flor emerged dripping from waist-deep water and slogged toward them.
It was a biped and clad in what when dry would be an immaculate silk dressing
jacket lined with lace at cuffs and neck. A lace shirt protruded wetly from
behind the open jacket, the latter a green brocade inlaid with gold thread. The
white lace was now dim with river muck.
Matching breeches blended into silk knee-length stockings which rose from
enormous black shoes with gold buckles. The shoes, Jon-Tom estimated hastily,
were comparable to a size twenty-two narrow for a human, which the damp arrival
was not.
It stopped, surveyed them with a jaundiced eye, and began wringing water from
its sleeves. A monocle remained attached to the jacket by means of a long gold
chain. After adjusting it in his right eye, the rabbit said with considerable
dignity: "Surely you would not set upon a traveler in distress. I am the victim
of antisocial activities." He gestured tiredly upstream to where the boat had
vanished.
"I cast myself on your mercies, being too exhausted to fight or flee any
farther."
"Take it easy," said Talea. "You play square with us and we'll be square with
you."
"An estimable offer of association, beautiful lady." Bending over, the rabbit
shook his head and ran a clutching paw down each long white and pink ear. Water
dripped from their ends.
A few isolated patches of brown and gray spotted the otherwise white fur. Nose
and ears were partly pink. From a hole in the back of his breeches protruded a
white tail. At the moment it resembled a soggy lump of used cotton.
Mudge had been assisting Pog in trimming and tying off the end of his stitchery.
At first he'd paid the new arrival only cursory attention. Now he left the bat
and moved to join his companions. As he did so he had a better view of the
bedraggled but still unbowed refugee, and he let out an ear-splitting whistle.
Expecting the worst, the rabbit flinched back, thinking he was now about to be
attacked despite Talea's announcement of assistance. But when he got his first
look at the otter he let out a sharp whistle of his own. Mudge flung himself
into the taller animal's arms and the two spent several minutes apparently
trying to beat each other to death.
"Bugger me for a fag ferret!" Mudge was shouting gleefully. "Imagine seein' you
'ere!" He turned, panting, to find his friends staring dumbfoundedly at him."
'Ere now, you chaps don't know who this be, do you?" He whacked the rabbit on
the back once more. "Introduce yourself, you vagrant winter coat!"
The rabbit removed his monocle carefully and cleaned it with a dry sleeve. "I am
Caspar di Lorca di l'Omollia di los Enansas Giterxos. However," and he slipped
the now sparkling eyepiece back in place, "you may all call me Caz."
He frowned as he examined his silk stockings and pants. "You must please excuse
my dreadful appearance, but circumstances compelled that I exit hastily and by
unexpected aquatic route from my most recent method of conveyance."
"Good riddance ta 'em," snorted Pog, giving the horizon the finger.
"Ah, the aerial disruption that facilitated my departure." The rabbit watched as
Pog tested his repaired wing. "It was because of your arrival that I was able to
take leave so unbloodily, my airborne friend. Though I had little time for
extraneous observation I saw the disgusting manner in which you were treated. It
was rather like my own situation."
Clothahump had little time for individual tales of woe, no matter how nicely
embroidered. "Talea said that we would treat you fairly, stranger. So we shall.
I must tell you immediately that I am a wizard and that," he pointed at Jon-Tom,
"is an otherworldly wizard. With two wizards confronting you, you dare not lie.
Now then, be good enough to tell us exactly why you jumped off that boat and why
several members of its crew chased you into the water themselves?"
"Surely the sad details of my unfortunate situation would only bore you, wizened
sir."
"Try me." Clothahump wagged a warning finger at the rabbit. "And remember what I
said about telling the truth."
Caz looked around. He was cut off from the rest of the shore. Two humans of
enormous size towered expectantly over him. If the turtle was no wizard, he was
clearly convinced he was one.
"Best do as 'Is Smartship says, mate," Mudge told him." 'E's a true wizard as 'e
says. Besides," the otter hunkered down on his haunches against a smooth section
of sand, "I'm curious meself."
"There's not much to relate." Caz moved over to their smoking camp fire and
continued to dry himself. "It was in the nature of a childish dispute over a
game of chance."
"That sounds about right." Talea grinned tightly. "They did throw you overboard,
then?"
The rabbit smiled slightly, turned, and shoved his tail end toward the fire.
"Sadly, they would not have been content with that. I fear they had somewhat
more lethal designs on my person. I was forced to fend them off until your
friend with the wings momentarily distracted them, thus enabling me to enter the
river intact. Though I first tried my best to reason with them."
"Yeah," said Pog from nearby, "I saw how ya was reasoning wid dem." He flapped
experimentally, rose a few feet into the air. "Dey reasoned ya all over da
ship!"
"Ignorant peddlars of trash and quasi-pirates," said Caz huffily. He studied his
sodden lacework in evident distress. "I fear they have caused me to ruin my
attire."
"What did they catch you cheating at," asked Flor casually, "cards?"
"I beg your pardon, vision of heaven, but that is an accusation so vile I cannot
believe it fell from the lips of one so magnificent as to constitute a monument
to every standard of beauty in the universe."
"It fell," she told him.
"I never cheat at cards. I have no need to, being something of an expert at
their manipulation."
"Which means they caught you cheating at dice," Talea said assuredly.
"I fear so. My expertise with the bones does not match my skill at cards."
Talea laughed. "Meaning it's a damnsight harder to hide a die up your sleeve
than a card. No wonder your shirt boasts so much lace."
The rabbit looked hurt, ran fingers through the fur on his forehead and then up
one ear. "I had hoped to find refuge. Instead I am subject to constant
ridicule."
"Truth, you mean."
Caz readied another reply, but Flor interrupted him. "Never you mind. We're all
busy showing each other how tough we can be. We'll just have to make sure not to
gamble with you."
"Where such loveliness is present, I never gamble," he informed her. Flor looked
nonplussed.
"Well, you're well out o' it, mate," observed Mudge. "From the look o' you,
squelchy as a fish or not, you've done right well since the last we met."
"I recall that encounter clearly." Now the rabbit was cleaning his buckled
shoes. "If I remember correctly, that was also an occasion that demanded a hasty
departure."
High otter-laugh whistled over the water. "I'll never forget it, guv. The look
on that poor banker clerk's face when 'e found out 'ow 'e'd been duked!" Their
voices blended as they reminisced.
Talea listened for a few minutes, then walked to the water's edge. Flor was
sitting there, watching the two furry friends converse.
"Otherworlder," Talea began, "that Caz had a certain look in his eye when he was
talking to you. I know his type. Fast talk, fast action, fast departure. You
watch yourself."
Flor looked up, then stood. She shaded the comparatively diminutive Talea.
"Thanks for the advice, but I'm a big girl now. I can take care of myself.
Comprende?"
"Size and wise don't necessarily go together," the redhead said. "I was just
giving you fair warning."
"Thanks for your concern."
"Just remember one thing about him." Talea nodded toward the chattering Caz.
"He'll probably screw anything that walks and likely a few things that don't.
Old Mudge is a talker, but this one's a doer. You can tell."
"I'm sure I can rely on your experienced judgment," replied Flor evenly. She
moved away before Talea could ask exactly what the last comment meant.
"That is my recent history," the rabbit was saying. He examined the otter's
companions. "What then are you bound to, old friend? This does not appear to me
to be a typical robber band, though if such is their wont I daresay they would
be efficient at it. Those are two of the biggest humans I've ever seen. And the
turtle called the man an 'otherworldly' wizard."
"I don't wonder at your wonderin', mate," said Mudge. " 'Tis all part o' the
strangest tale ever a 'alf-senile wizard wove. I'd give me left incisor if I'd
never o' become involved with this bunch." His voice had dropped to a whisper.
"Now don't you go botherin' yourself about it. You can't 'elp me. You get on
your way afore 'is 'ard-shelled and 'ard-'eaded wizardship there conscripts you
also. 'E's a no-nonsense sorcerer 'e is, and 'e's dragged us all off on some
bloody crusade to save the world. Don't think o' doubtin' 'is magic, for 'e's
the real article, 'e is, not some carnival fakir. The tall 'uman man with the
slightly stupid expression, 'im I still ain't figured out. 'E seems as naive
sometimes as a squallin' cub, but I've seen with me own eyes the magic 'e can
work. 'E's a spellsinger."
"What about the tall human woman. Is she a sorceress?"
"Not that she's shown so far," said Mudge thoughtfully. "I don't think she is.
Sure is built, though."
"Ah, my friend, you have no appreciation for the arts of higher learning. Even
in our brief exchange I could tell that she is of a noble order of initiates on
whom high intellectual honors are bestowed."
"Like I said," reiterated the otter, "she sure is built."
Caz shook his head dolefully. "Will you never lift your thoughts from the
gutter, friend Mudge?"
"I like it in the gutter," was the response. " 'Tis warm and friendly down
there, and you meet up with all manner o' interestin' folk. What's 'appened t'
me since I made the mistake o' temporarily comin' out o' the gutter is that I
was stuck as wet-nurse t' the lad, and now I've got meself sort o' swept along a
course I can't change or swim out of. As I've said afore, mate, the company is
nice but the situation sucks. Shssh, be quiet, an' watch your words. 'Ere 'e
comes now."
Clothahump had waddled over to them. Now he looked sorrow-ingly down at Mudge.
"My dear otter," he said, peering over his spectacles, "do you never stop to
consider that one who is capable of calling up elemental forces from halfway
across the universe is also quite able to hear what is being said only a few
yards behind him?"
Mudge looked startled. "You 'eard everythin', then?"
"Most everything. Oh, don't look like a frightened infant. I'm not going to
punish you for expressing in private an opinion you've made no secret of in
public." The otter relaxed slightly.
"I didn't imagine you might 'ave a 'earin' spell set on yourself, Your
Niceness."
"I didn't," explained the wizard. "I simply have very good hearing. A
compensation perhaps for my weak eyesight." He regarded the watchful Caz. "You,
sir, you have heard what our mutual friend thinks. Allow me to explain further,
and then see if you think our 'crusade' is so insane."
He proceeded to give the rabbit a rundown on both their purpose and progress.
When he'd finished, Caz looked genuinely concerned. "But of course if what you
say is imminent, then I must join your company."
"Wot?" Mudge looked stunned, and his whiskers twitched uncontrollably.
"That's damn decent of you," said Jon-Tom. "We can use all the help we can get."
"It simply seems to me," said the rabbit slowly, "that if the sorcerer here is
correct, and I have no reason to doubt him, then the world as we know it will be
destroyed unless we do our best to help prevent the coming catastrophe. That
strikes me as quite an excellent cause to commit oneself to. Yes, I shall be
honored to join your little expedition and give what assistance I may."
"You're daft!" Mudge shook his head in despair. "Downright balmy. The water's
seeped into your brain."
"Idiot," was all Pog said, confirming Mudge's assessment of Caz's action. But
there were congratulations and thanks from Clothahump and the two otherworldly
humans.
Even Talea ventured a grudging kind of admiration. "Not many people around
who'll do the honorable thing these days."
"That's true of at least one other world, too," added Flor tentatively.
"It is sad, but honor is a dying attribute." Caz put a paw over his heart. "I
can but do my slight best to help restore it."
"We're certainly glad to have you with us." Clothahump was clearly overwhelmed
by this first voluntary offer to help. "Do you have a sword or something?"
"Alas," said the rabbit, spreading his paws, "I have nothing but what you see.
If I can procure a weapon I will naturally carry it, though I have found that my
most efficient methods of disarming an opponent involve the employment of facile
words and not sharp points."
"We need sword arms, not big mouths," grumbled Talea.
"There are times, head and heart of fire, when a large mouth can smother the
best attack an antagonist can mount. Do not be so quick to disparage that which
you do not possess."
"Now look here, are you calling me dumb, you fuzz-faced son of... !"
Clothahump stepped between them. "I will not tolerate fighting among allies.
Save your fury for the Plated Folk, who will absorb all you can muster." He
suddenly looked very tired.
"Please, no more insult-mongering. Not direct," and he glared at Talea, "or
veiled," and he gianced over his shell at Caz.
"I shall endeavor to control an acid tongue," said the rabbit dutifully.
"I'll keep my mouth shut if he does the same," Talea muttered.
"Good. Now I suggest we all relax and enjoy the midday meal. Have you eaten
recently, sir?"
The rabbit shook his head. "I fear I had to depart before lunch. This has not
been my day for timing."
"Then we will eat, and wait...."
XVI
But no other vessel appeared while they ate. Nor all the rest of that day or the
morning of the next.
"In truth, we passed much commerce moving downstream toward the Glittergeist,"
Caz informed them, "but practically none save ourselves moving in the other
direction. The winds are capricious this time of year. Not many shipowners are
willing to pay the expense of poling a cargo all the way up the Tailaroam. Good
polers are too expensive. They make profit most uncertain.
"We shall be fortunate to see another ship moving upstream, and even if we
should, there's no guarantee they'd have room aboard for so many passengers. My
vessel was quite crowded and I was the only noncrewmember aboard." He spat
delicately at the sand. "A distinction I should have avoided."
Clothahump sighed. He struggled to his feet and trundled to the water's edge.
After a long stare at the surface, he nodded and told them, "This part of the
Tailaroam is wide and deep. It should be full of docile but fast-swimming
salamanders. They will be safer and cheaper than any ship." He cleared his
throat. "I will call several from the deeps to carry us."
He raised short arms over the gently lapping water, opened his mouth, and looked
very confused. "At least, I believe I will. That spell..." He began searching
the drawers in his plastron. "Salamanders... salamanders... Pog!"
The bat appeared, hovered in front of him. "Don't ask me, boss. I don't know
where ya put it, either. I don't tink I ever remember hearin' about it. When was
da last time ya had ta use it? Maybe ya can goose me memory if not your own."
The wizard looked thoughtful. "Let me see... oh yes, it was about a hundred
years ago, I think."
Pog shook his head. "Sorry, Master. I wasn't around."
"Damn it," Clothahump muttered in frustration, still sorting through his shell,
"it has to be in here someplace."
Jon-Tom turned his attention to the water. Everyone's attention was on the
wizard. He swung the duar around from his back, experimented with the strings.
Notes floated like Christmas ornaments over the surface.
"Allow me, sir," he said importantly, watching out of the corner of an eye to
see if Flor was paying attention.
"What, again?"
He waded ankle-deep out into the water. It swirled expectantly about his boots.
"Why not? Didn't I do well the last tune we needed transportation?" Yes, Flor
was definitely watching him now.
"You did well indeed, boy, but by accident."
"Not entirely accident. We needed transportation, I called for it, we got it.
The outlines were a little different, that's all. I should have more control
over it this time."
"Well... if you think you're ready." Clothahump sounded uncertain.
"Ready as I can be."
"Then you know a proper salamander song?"
"Uh... not exactly. Maybe if you'd describe one."
"We should need six of them," the turtle began. "Pog has his own transportation.
Salamanders are about twelve feet long, including tail. They have shiny gray
bodies tending to white on their bellies, and their backs and sides are covered
with red and yellow splotches. They have small but sharp teeth, long claws on
webbed feet, and are dangerous only when threatened. If you can induce them up,
I can put a control spell on them that will allow us to manage them all the way
to Polastrindu." He added under his breath, "Know that stupid thing's around
here somewhere."
"Twelve feet long, gray to white with red and yellow spots, claws and teeth but
dangerous only when threatened," Jon-Tom muttered. He was stalling for time,
aware of everyone's eyes on him. "Let's see... something by Simon and Garfunkle
maybe? No, that's not right. Zepplin, Queen, Boston... damn. There was a song by
the Moody Blues... no, that's not right."
Flor leaned close to Talea. "What's he doing?"
"Preparing the proper spellsong, I suppose."
"He sounds confused to me."
"Wizards often sound confused. It's necessary to the making of magic."
Flor looked doubtful. "If you say so."
Eventually Jon-Tom reached the conclusion that he'd have to play something or
admit defeat. That he would not do, not with Flor watching him. He fiddled with
the mass and tremble controls, ran fingers over both sets of strings, strumming
the larger and plucking at the smaller. No doubt he'd have been better off
asking Clothahump for help, but the fear of self-failure pushed him to try.
Besides, what could go wrong? If he conjured up fish instead of salamanders they
might not be on their way any sooner, but at least they would eat well while
waiting.
Let's see... why should he not modify a song to fit the need of the moment?
Therefore, ergo, and so forth.... "Yellow salamander" didn't scan the same as
"yellow submarine," but it was close enough. "We all live on a yellow
sal'mandee, yellow sal'mandee, yellow sal'mandee...."
At the beginning of the chorus there was a disturbance in the water. It
broadened into a wide whirlpool.
"They're down there, then," murmured Clothahump excitedly, peering at the
surface. He tried to divide his attention between the river and the singer.
"Maybe a little longer on the verbs, my boy. And a little more emphasis on the
subjeets of seeking. Sharply on the key words, now."
"I don't know what the key words are," Jon-Tom protested between verses. "But
I'll try."
What happened was that he sang louder, though his voice was not the kind suited
to shouting. He was best at gentle ballads. Yet as he continued the song became
easier. It was almost as if his brain knew which of the words catalyzed the
strange elements of quasi-science Clothahump called magic. Or was the wizard
right, and science really quasi-magic?
This was no time, he told himself furiously as he tried to concentrate on the
song, for philosophizing. A couple of jetboats might be even more useful....
Careful, remember the riding snake! Ah, but that was a fluke, the natural result
of an uncertain first-time try at a new discipline. Sheer accident. At the time
he'd had no idea of what he'd been doing or how he'd been doing it.
Salamanders Clothahump wanted and salamanders he'd get.
Now the water in the vicinity of the whirlpool was beginning to bubble
furiously.
"There they are!" yelled Talea.
"Blimey but the lad's gone an' done it." Mudge looked pridefully at his wailing
ward.
For his part Jon-Tom continued the song, sending notes and words skipping like
pebbles out across the disturbed river. Water frothed white at the center of the
whirlpool, now bubbling to a respectable height. Occasionally it geysered twenty
feet high, as if something rather more massive than a lowly salamander was
stirring on the river bottom.
Talea and Caz were the first to frown and begin backing away from the shore.
"Jon-Tom," she called to him, "are you sure you know what you're doing?"
Oblivious now to outside comments, he continued to sing. Clothahump had told him
that a good wizard or spellsinger had to always concentrate. Jon-Tom was
concentrating very hard. "
"My boy," said Clothahump slowly, rubbing his lower jaw with one hand, "some of
the words you're using... I know context is important, but I am not sure..."
Bubbles and froth rose three times the height of a man. There was a watery
rumble and it started moving toward shore. If there were any amphibians out
there, it was apparent they now likely numbered more than half a dozen.
The violence finally penetrated Jon-Tom's concentration. It occurred to him that
perhaps he might be better off easing back and trying a new song. But Flor was
watching, and it was the only watery song he knew. So he continued on despite
Clothahump's voiced uncertainty.
At least something was out there.
There was thunder under the water now. Suddenly, a head broke the froth, a head
black as night with eyes of crimson. There was a long narrow snout, slightly
knobbed at the tip and crowded with razor ivories. Bat-wing ears fluttered at
the sides and back of the skull. The head hooked from a thickly muscled, scaly
neek and ran into a massive black chest shot through with lines of iridescent
purple and azure. Red gills ran half the length of the neck.
A forefoot rose up out of the water. It was bigger than Jon-Tom, whose fingers
had frozen on the strings of the duar as completely as the remaining words of
the stanza had petrified in his mouth.
The sun continued to shine. Only a few dark clouds pockmarked the sky, but
around them the day seemed to grow darker. The thick, leathery foot, dripping
moss and water plants from black claws the length of a man's arm, moved forward
to land hi a spray of water. Webbing showed between the digits.
The elegant nightmare opened its mouth. A thin stream of organic napalm emerged
in a spray that turned the water several yards short of the sandy peninsula into
instant cloud.
"Ho!" said a distinct, rumbling voice that made Pog sound positively sweet by
comparison, "who dares to disturb the hibernation of Falameezar-aziz-Sulmonmee?
Who winkles me forth from my home inside the river? Who seeks," and the great
toothy jaws curved lower on the muscular neck-crane, "to join great Falameezar
for lunch?"
Mudge had scuttled backward and was nearing the edge of the forest. The dragon
tilted its head, sighted, and closed one eye. His mouth tightened and he spat. A
tiny fireball landed several feet ahead of Mudge, incinerating some bushes and a
medium-sized birch. Mudge halted instantly.
"You have summoned me... but I have not dismissed you." The head was now almost
drooping directly over Jon-Tom, who was developing a crick in his neck from
looking up at it.
"Know that I am Falameezar-aziz-Sulmonmee, Three Hundred and Forty-Sixth of the
line of Sulmonmeecar, Dragons of all the River, who guard the fast depths of all
the rivers of all the worlds! Who, practitioner of rashness, might you be?"
Jon-Tom tried to smile. "Just a stranger here, just passing through, just
minding my own business. Look now, uh, Falameezar, I'm sorry I disturbed you.
Sometimes I'm not too prudent in certain things. Like, my elocution never seems
able to keep up with my enthusiasm. I was really trying to summon some
salamanders and--"
"There are no salamanders here," thundered the voice from behind the teeth. The
dragon made a reptilian smile. A black gullet showed beyond the teeth. "I have
already eaten all who swam hereabouts. The others have fled to safer waters,
where I must soon follow." The smile did not fade. "You see, I am often hungry,
and must take sustenance where I can find it. To each according to his needs,
isn't that right?"
Clothahump raised his hands.
"Ancestor of the lizard neat,
Troubler of our tired feet,
On your way I bid you go,
Lest we your internal temp'rature low."
The dragon glanced sharply at the turtle. "Cease your mumblings, old fool, or
I'll boil you in your shell. I can do that before you finish that incantation."
Clothahump hesitated, then fell silent. But Jon-Tom could see his mind working
furiously. If someone could give him a little more time...
Without thinking, he took several steps forward until the water was lapping at
the tops of his boots. "We mean you no harm," there was a faint dragon-chuckle
and puffs of smoke drifted from scaly nostrils, "and I'm sorry if we disturbed
you. We're on a mission of great importance to--"
"The missions and goings and comings of the warmlanders are of no interest to
me." The dragon sounded disgusted. "You are all economically and socially
repressive." His head dipped again and he moved closer, a black mountain
emerging from the river. Now Falameezar was close enough to smash the duar
player with one foot.
Somewhere behind him he could hear Flor whispering loudly, "A real dragon! How
wonderful!" Next to her, Talea was muttering sentiments of a different kind.
"You live or become food," said the dragon, "at my whim. That is the way of
dragons who chance upon travelers. As is our way, I will offer you the chance to
win your freedom. You must answer a riddle."
Jon-Tom sloshed water with one foot. "I'm not much at riddles."
"You have no choice. In any case, you need not worry yourself much." Saliva was
trickling from his lower jaw. "Know that not one who has come my way has been
able to answer my riddle."
" 'Ere now, mate," Mudge called to him encouragingly, "don't let 'im intimidate
you. 'E's just tryin' t' frighten you out o' careful consideration o' your
reply."
"He's succeeding," Jon-Tom snapped back at the foolhardy otter. He looked back
up at the mouth waiting to take him in one bite. "Isn't there some other way we
can settle this? It's not polite to eat visitors."
"I did not invite you," growled the dragon. "Do you prefer to end it now by
passing over your right to try and answer?"
"No, no!" He glanced sideways at Clothahump. The wizard was clearly mumbling
some sort of spell soft enough so the dragon could not overhear, but either the
spell was ineffective or else the wizard's capricious memory had chosen this
inopportune moment to turn to mush.
"Go ahead and ask," he said, still stalling. Sweat was making his indigo shirt
stick to his back.
The dragon smelled of mud and water and pungent aquatic things. The thick smell
gave Jon-Tom something to concentrate on besides his fear.
"Then riddle me this," rumbled the dragon. He lolled in the shallow water,
keeping a sharp, fiery eye on the rest of the frightened group.
"What is the fundamental attribute of human nature... and of all similar
natures?" He puffed smoke, hugely enjoying Jon-Tom's obvious confusion.
"Love!" shouted Talea. Jon-Tom was shocked at the redhead's uncharacteristic
response to the question.
"Ambition," suggested Flor.
"Greed." No need to see who'd said that. It could only have come from Mudge.
"A desire to better one's self without harming one's fellows." That was Caz's
graceful offering. At least, it was graceful until he added, "Any more than
necessary."
"Fear," said the stuttering Pog, trying to find a tree to hide behind without
drawing the dragon's attention.
"The wish to gain knowledge and become wise," said Clothahump, momentarily
distracted from his spell weaving.
"No, no, no, no, and no!" snorted the dragon contemptuously, searing the air
with a gout of flame. "You are ignorant as all. All that fools have to recommend
themselves is their taste."
Jon-Tom was thinking heetically about something the dragon had said before.
Yes... his comment about the warmlanders being "economically and socially
repressive." Now the riddle sounded almost familiar. He was sure he recognized
it, but where, and was there more to it that might be the answer? His brain
rumbled and hunted desperately for the distant memory.
Falameezar hissed, and water boiled around Jon-Tom's boots. He could feel the
heat even through the thick leather. He wondered if he would turn red, like a
lobster... or black, like burnt toast.
Perhaps the dragon could read minds as well as he could pose riddles. "I will
now give you another choice. I can have you steamed or broiled. Those who would
prefer to be steamed may step into the river. Those who prefer broiling remain
where you are. It is of no matter to me. Or I can eat you raw. Most meals find
precooking preferable, however."
Come on, meal, he chided himself. This is just another test, but it may be the
last one if you don't...
"Wait. Wait a minute! I know the answer!"
The dragon cocked a bored eye at him. "Hurry up. I'm hungry."
Jon-Tom took a deep breath. "The fundamental attribute of human nature is...
productive labor." For good measure he added casually, "Any fool knows that."
The dragon's head reared back, dominating the sky. Batwing ears fluttered in
confusion, and for a moment he was so startled he choked on his own smoke.
Still menacingly, but uncertain now, he brought his massive jaws so near that
Jon-Tom could have reached out and caressed the shiny black scales. The air was
full of dampness and brimstone.
"And what," he rumbled, "determines the structure of any society?"
Jon-Tom was beginning to relax a little. Unbelievable as it seemed, he felt safe
now. "Its economic means of production."
"And societies evolve... ?"
"Through a series of crises caused by internal contradictions," Jon-Tom finished
for him.
The dragon's eyes flashed and his jaws gaped. Though confident he'd found the
answer, Jon-Tom couldn't help but back away from those gnashing teeth. A pair of
gigantic forefeet rose dripping from the water. Tiny crustaceans scrambled
frantically for cover.
The feet lunged toward Jon-Tom. He felt himself being lifted into the air. From
somewhere behind him Flor was yelling frantically and Mudge was muttering a
dirge.
An enormous forked tongue as startlingly red as the slitted eyes emerged from
the mouth and flicked wetly at Jon-Tom's face.
"Comrade!" the dragon declaimed. Then Jon-Tom was gently deposited back on dry
land.
The dragon was thrashing at the water in ecstasy. "I knew it! I knew that all
the creatures of this world could not exist ignorant of the true way." He was so
happy he blew fire simply from pure joy, though now he carefully directed it
away from his stunned audience.
The otter ran out onto the sand, sidled close to the tall human. "Crikey, mate,
be this more o' your unexpected wizardry?"
"No, Mudge." He wiped dragon spit from his cheeks and neek. It was hot to the
touch. "Just a correct guess. It was sparked by something he'd said to us
earlier. Then it came back to me. What I don't understand is how this bonafide
dragon was transformed into a dedicated Marxist."
"Maziwhich? Wot's that? Some otherworldly magickin', maybe?"
"Some people think so. Others would regard it more as pure superstition. But for
God's sake, don't say anything like that to him or we'll all find ourselves in
the soup, literally."
"Pardon my curiosity," he called to the dragon, "but how did you happen to
stumble on the," he hesitated," 'true way'?"
"It happens on occasion that dragons stumble into interdimensional warps,"
Falameezar told him as he calmed himself down. "We seem prone to such
manifestations. I was suspended in one for days. That is when it was revealed to
me. I have tried to make others see but," he shrugged massive black shoulders,
"what can but one do in a world aswarm with voracious, ravenous capitalists?"
"What indeed?" murmured Jon-Tom.
"Even if one is a dragon. Oh, I try now and then, here on the river. But the
poor abused boatmen simply have no comprehension of the labor theory of value,
and it is quite impossible to engage even the lowliest worker in an honest
socialist dialectic."
"I know the problem," said Jon-Tom sympathetically.
"You do?"
"Yes. As a matter of fact, we're all embarked on a journey right now, we seven
comrades, because this land which you say is filled with capitalists is about to
be invaded and overrun by an entire nation of totalitarian capitalists, who wish
to enslave completely the, uh, local workers to a degree the primitive bosses
hereabouts can't begin to match."
"A terrible prospect!" The dragon's gaze turned to the others. "I apologize. I
had no idea I was confronting fellow crusaders of the proletariat."
"Dead right," said Mudge. "You ought t' be ashamed o' yourself, mate." He began
cautiously moving back toward the sand. Clothahump looked at once intrigued and
puzzled, but for the moment the wizard was quite content to let Jon-Tom do the
talking.
"Now then, comrade." The massive black shape folded its forelegs and squinched
down in the sandy shallows. "What can I do to help?"
"Well, as you would say, from each according to his ability to each according to
his need."
"Just so." The dragon spoke in a tone usually employed for the raising of
saints.
"We need to warn the people against the invasion of the bosses. To do so we must
warn the local inhabitants of the most powerful center of government. If we
could get upstream as quickly as possible--"
"Say no more!" He rose majestically on hind legs. A great surge of water nearly
washed away their packs. As the dragon turned, his thick black and purple tail,
lined with rigid bumps and spinal plates, stretched delicately onto the sand.
"Allow me the honor. I will take you wherever you wish, and far more quickly
than any capitalist pig of a boat master could manage. On one condition." The
tail slipped partway back into the river.
Jon-Tom had been about to start up the tail and now hesitated warily. "What's
that?"
"That during the course of our journey we can engage in a decent philosophical
discussion of the true nature of such matters as labor value, the proper use of
capital, and alienation of the worker from his output. This is for my own use. I
need all the ammunition I can muster for conversing with my fellows. Most
dragons are ignorant of the class struggle." He sounded apologetic. "We tend to
be solipsists by nature."
"I can understand that," said Jon-Tom. "I'll be happy to supply whatever
arguments and information I can."
The tail slid back onto the sand. Jon-Tom began the climb up the natural ladder
and glanced back at his companions.
"What are you all waiting for? It's safe. Falameezar's a fellow worker, a
comrade."
The dragon positively beamed.
When they had all mounted and found seats and had secured their baggage, the
dragon moved slowly out into the water. In a few minutes they had reached the
center of the river. Falameezar turned upstream and began to swim steadily and
without apparent effort against the considerable current.
"Tell me now," he said by way of opening conversation, "there is a thing I do
not understand."
"There are things none of us understand," said Jon-Tom. "Just now I'm not too
sure I understand myself."
"You are introspeetive as well as socially conscious. That's nice." The dragon
cleared his throat, and smoke drifted back over the riders.
"According to Marx, the capitalists should long since have been swept away and
the world should now exist in a stateless, classless society. Yet nothing could
be further from the truth."
"For one thing," Jon-Tom began, trying not to sound too much like a tutor, "this
world hasn't yet fully emerged from the feudal stage. But more importantly...
surely you've heard of Rosa Luxemburg's Accumulation of Capital?"
"No." A crimson eye blinked curiously back at him. "Please tell me about it."
Jon-Tom proceeded to do so, with caution and at length.
They had no problems. Falameezar could catch more fish in one snap than the
entire party could in a day's trying, and the dragon was quite willing to share
his catch. Also to cook it.
The assured, easy supply of fresh food led Mudge and Caz to grow exceedingly
lazy. Jon-Tom's biggest worry was not occupying Falameezar but that either of
the two dragon-borne lotus-eaters might let something slip in casual
conversation which would tell the dragon that they were no more Marxists than
they were celibate.
At least they were not merchants or traders. Mudge, Caz, and Talea qualified as
free agents, though Jon-Tom couldn't stretch the definition of their erstwhile
professions far enough to consider them craftsmen. Clothahump could be
considered a philosopher, and Pog was his apprentice. With a little coaching
from Jon-Tom, the turtle was able to acquire a semantic handle on such concepts
as dialectical materialism and thus assist with some of the conversational load.
This was necessary because while Jon-Tom had studied Marxism thoroughly it had
been over three years ago. Details returned reluctantly. Each was challenged by
the curious Falameezar, who had evidently committed to memory every word of both
The Communist Manifesto and Das Kapital.
There was no talk of Lenin or Mao, however, for which Jon-Tom was thankful. Any
time the subject of revolution arose the dragon was apt to wonder if maybe they
oughtn't to attack this or that town or cluster of traders. But without much of
a practical base on which to operate he grew confused, and Jon-Tom was able to
steer their debate to less violent aspects of social change.
Fortunately, there were few traders plying the river to stimulate the dragon's
ire, and the moment they spotted the black silhouette of Falameezar they hastily
abandoned both their boats and the water. The dragon protested that he would
like to talk with the crews as much as he would like to cremate the captains,
but sadly admitted he did not seem to have the ability to get close to people.
"They don't understand," he was saying softly one morning. "I merely wish to be
accepted as an equal member of the proletariat. They will not even stop to
listen. Of course, most of them do not have the necessary grasp and overview of
their society's socioeconomic problems. They rant and rave and are generally so
abusive that they give me heartburn."
"I remember what you said about your fellow dragons' independent natures. Can't
you organize them at all?"
Falameezar let out a disgusted snort, sending orange fire across the water's
surface. "They will not even stop to listen. They do not understand that to be
truly happy and successful it is necessary for all to work together, each
helping his comrade as we march onward toward the glorious, classless, socialist
future."
"I didn't know dragons had classes."
"It embarrasses me to admit it, but there are those among us who hold themselves
better than their fellows." He shook his great head dolefully. "It is a sad,
confused world we live in, comrade. Sad and exploitative."
"Too true," agreed Jon-Tom readily.
The dragon brightened. "But that makes the challenge all the greater, does it
not?"
"Absolutely, and this challenge we go to confront now is the most dangerous one
ever to face the world."
"I suppose." Falameezar looked thoughtful. "But one thing puzzles me. Surely
among all these invaders-to-come there must be some workers? They cannot all be
bosses."
Oh, lord, now how, Jon-Tom? "That's the case, I suppose," he replied as quickly
as he could, "but they're all irrevocably imbued with the desire to be bigger
bosses than those they now serve." Falameezar still seemed unsure.
Inspiration served. "And they also believe implicitly that if they can conquer
the rest of the world, the warmlands and the rest, then they will become
capitalist bosses over the workers here, and their old bosses will remain master
over them. So they will give rise, if successful, to the most implacable class
of capitalists the world has ever known, a class of bosses' bosses."
Falameezar's voice echoed like an avalanche across the water. "This must be
stopped!"
"I agree." Jon-Tom's attention for the past hour had been more and more on the
shoreline. Hills had risen in place of low beaches. On the left bank they merged
into sheer rock walls almost a hundred feet high, far too high for even the
powerful Falameezar to negotiate. The dragon was swerving gradually toward his
right.
"Rapids ahead," he explained. "I have never traveled beyond this point. I
dislike walking and would much rather swim, as befits a river dragon. But for
the cause," he said bravely, "I will of course dare anything, so I will walk the
rapids."
"Of course," Jon-Tom murmured.
It was growing dark. "We can camp the first place you can easily climb ashore,
comrade Falameezar." He looked back in distaste. Mudge and Caz were playing at
dice on a flat section of the dragon's back. "For a change maybe our 'hunters'
can find us something to eat besides fish. After all," he murmured with a wicked
grin, "everyone must contribute to the welfare of the whole."
"How very true," said the dragon, adding politely, "not that I mind catching you
fish."
"It's not that." Jon-Tom was enjoying the thought of the two somnolent gamblers
slogging through the muck to find enough meat to feed the voracious dragon.
"It's time some of us did some real work for you. You've sure as hell done
enough for us."
"Well put, comrade," said the dragon. "We must bow to social decorum. I would
enjoy a change from fish."
The hilly shore bordered a land of smaller trees, narrower of bole and widely
scattered amid thick brush. Despite his insistence that he preferred water to
land, the dragon had no trouble smashing his way through the foliage bulwarking
the water's edge.
A small clearing close to the river was soon located. They settled into camp to
the accompaniment of rising moonlight. Ahead was the steady but soothing roar of
the rapids Falameezar would have to negotiate the next day.
Jon-Tom dumped a load of wood by the fire, brushed bark and dirt from his hands,
and asked Caz, "What do ships traveling past this point do about the rapids?"
"Most are constructed and designed so as to make their way safely through them
when traveling down to the Glittergeist," the rabbit explained. "When traveling
upstream it is necessary to portage around. There are places where it can be
done. Logs have been laid across ancient, well-known paths. The ships are then
dragged across this crude cellulose lubrication until quieter water is reached."
He nodded curiously toward the dragon. Falameezar lay contentedly on the far
side of the clearing, his tail curled across his jaws.
"How did you ever manage to talk the monster into conveying us atop his belly
instead of inside it? I understood nothing of his riddle or your reply, nor of
the lengthy talk you have engaged in subsequently."
"Never mind," said Jon-Tom, stirring the fire with a twig. "I'll take care of
the dialectic. You just try to say as little as possible to him."
"No fear of that, my friend. He is not my idea of a scintillating
conversationalist. Nor do I have any desire to become someone's supper through
misapplication of a word or two." He patted Jon-Tom on the back and grinned.
Despite the rabbit's somewhat aloof bearing, Jon-Tom couldn't help liking him.
Caz was inherently likable and had already proven himself a willing and
good-natured companion. Hadn't he volunteered to come on what was likely to be a
dangerous journey? To be quite fair, he was the only true volunteer among them.
Or was there some other motive behind the rabbit's participation that so far
he'd kept well hidden? The thought gave Jon-Tom an unexpected start. He eyed the
retreating ears. Maybe Caz had reasons of his own for wanting to travel
upstream, reasons that had nothing to do with their mission. He might desert
them at the first convenient opportunity.
Now you're thinking like Clothahump, he told himself angrily. There's enough for
you to worry about without trying to analyze your companion's thoughts.
Speaking of companions, where the devil had Mudge got himself to? Caz had
returned a few moments ago with a fat, newtlike creature. It drew deprecatory
comments from Talea, the designated chef for the evening, so they'd given it to
the delighted Falameezar.
But Mudge had been gone a long time now without returning. Jon-Tom didn't think
the mercurial otter would try to split on them in so isolated a place when he'd
already passed up excellent opportunities to do so in far more familiar
surroundings.
He walked around the fire, which was now crackling insistently for fuel, and
voiced his concern to Clothahump. As usual, the wizard sat by himself. His face
shone in the firelight. He was mumbling softly to himself, and Jon-Tom wondered
at what lay behind his quiet talk. There was real magic in the sorcerer's words,
a source of never ending amazement to Jon-Tom.
The wizard's expression was strained, as befitted one on whose shoulders (or
shell) rested the possible resolution of a coming Armageddon.
Clothahump saw him without having to look up. "Good eve to you, my boy.
Something troubles you." Jon-Tom had long since overcome any surprise at the
wizard's sensitivity.
"It's Mudge, sir."
"That miscreant again?" The aged face looked up at him. "What has he done now?"
"It's not what he's done so much as what he hasn't done, sir, which is come
back. I'm worried, sir. Caz returned a while ago, but he didn't go very far into
the forest and he hasn't seen Mudge."
"Still hunting, perhaps." Most of the wizard's mind seemed to be on matters far
off and away.
"I don't think so, sir. He should have returned by now. And I don't think he's
run off."
"No, not here, my boy."
"Could he have tried to catch something that caught him instead? It would be
like Mudge to try and show off with a big catch."
"Not that simpleton coward, boy. But as to something else making a meal of him,
that is always a risk when a lone hunter goes foraging in a strange forest.
Remember, though, that while our otter companion is somewhat slow upstairs,
there is nothing sluggish about his feet. He is lightning fast. It is
conceivable that something might overpower him, but it would first have to
surprise him or run him down. Neither is likely."
"He could have hurt himself," persisted a worried Jon-Tom. "Even the most
skillful hunter can't outrun a broken leg."
Clothahump turned away from him. A touch of impatience crept into his voice.
"Don't belabor it, boy. I have more important things to think upon."
"Maybe I'd better have a look for him." Jon-Tom glanced specula-lively at the
silent ring of thin trees that looked down on the little clearing.
"Maybe you had." The boy means well, Clothahump thought, but he tends not to
think things through and to give in to his emotions. Best to keep a close watch
on him lest he surrender to his fancies. Keep him occupied.
"Yes, that would be a prudent thing to do. You go and find him. We've enough
food for the night." His gaze remained fixed on something beyond the view of
mere mortals.
"I'll be back with him soon." The lanky youth turned and jogged off into the
woods.
Clothahump was fast sinking into his desired trance. As his mind reeled,
something pricked insistently at it. It had to do with this particular section
of Tailaroam-bordered land. It was full night now, and that also was somehow
significant.
Was there something he should have told the boy? Had he sent him off unprepared
for something he should expect to encounter hereabouts? Ah, you self-centered
old fool, he chided himself, and you having just accused him of not thinking
things through.
But he was far too deeply entranced now to slip easily back into reality. The
nagging worries fell behind his probing, seeking mind.
He's a brave youngster, was his fading, weak appraisal. He'll be able to take
care of himself....
Untold leagues away, underneath the infectious mists of the Green-downs in the
castle of Cugluch, the iridescent Empress reclined on her ruby pillows. She
replayed her sorcerer's words mentally, lingering over each syllable with the
pleasure that destruction's anticipation sent through her.
"Madam," he had bowed cautiously over this latest pronouncement, "each day the
Manifestation reveals powers for which even I know no precedent. Now I believe
that we may be able to conquer more thoroughly than we have ever dreamed."
"How is this, Sorcerer?--and you had better be prepared to stand by any promises
you make me." Skrritch eyed his knobby legs appraisingly.
"I will give you a riddle instead of a promise," Eejakrat said with untoward
daring. Skrritch nodded.
"When will we have completed the annihilation of the warm-lands?" he asked her.
"When every warmlander bows to me," she answered without hesitation.
The wizard did not respond.
"When every warmlander has been emptied to a dead husk?"
Still he did not reply.
"Speak, Sorcerer," Skrritch directed testily.
"The warmlands will be ours, my lady, when every warm-blooded slave has been
returned to the soil and in his plaee stands a Plated subject. When the
farmlands, shops, and cities of the west are repopulated with Plated Folk your
empire will know no limit!"
Skrritch looked at him as if he'd gone mad and began to preen her claw tips.
Eejakrat took a prudent step backward, but his words held the Empress in
mid-motion.
"Madam, I assure you, the Manifestation has the power to incinerate entire races
of warmlanders. Its death-power is so pervasive that we shall not only crush
them, we will obliterate their memory from the earth. Your minions will march
into their cities to find the complete welcome of silence."
Now Skrritch smiled her weird, omnivorous smile. The wizard and his queen locked
eyes, and though neither really understood the extent of the destruction at
their disposal, the air reverberated with their insidious obsession to find
out....
It was very dark in the forest. The moon made anemic ghosts of the trees and
turned misshapen boulders to granite gargoyles. Bushes hid legions of tiny
clicking things that watched with interest and talked to one another as the tall
biped went striding past their homes.
Jon-Tom was in fair spirits. The nightly rain had not yet begun. Only the usual
thick mist moistened his face.
He carried a torch made from the oil rushes that lined the river's edge. Despite
the persistent mist the highly combustible reeds readily caught fire when he
applied the tip of the well-spelled sparker Caz had lent to him. The torch lit
readily and burned with a satisfying slowness.
For a moment he had thoughts of swinging round his duar and trying to conjure up
a flashlight or two. Caution decided him against the attempt. The torch would
serve well enough, and his accuracy where conjuration was involved thus far left
something to be desired.
The ground was damp from the mist-caress of late evening, and Mudge's tracks
stood out clearly. Occasionally the boot marks would cross each other several
times in one place, indicating where the otter had rested behind a large boulder
or fallen log.
Once the gap between the prints abruptly lengthened and became intermixed with
tiny polelike marks, evidence that Mudge had given chase to something. The pole
prints soon vanished and the otter marks shortened in stride. Whether the otter
had made a successful kill or not Jon-Tom couldn't tell.
Oblivious to the fact that he was moving steadily deeper into the woods, he
continued to follow the tracks. Unexpectedly the brush gave way to an open space
of hard-packed earth that had been raised several inches above the level of the
surrounding surface. The footprints led up to the platform and disappeared. It
took Jon-Tom long minutes before he could locate traces of them, mostly scuffs
from the otter's boot heels. They indicated he'd turned off to his right along
the artificial construct.
"Come on back, Mudge!" There was no reply, and the forest swallowed any echo.
"Caz brought in something already, and everyone's getting worried, and my feet
are starting to hurt!" He started jogging down the platform.
"Come on out, damn you! Where the hell have--?"
The "you" was never uttered. It was replaced by a yelp of surprise as his feet
went out from under him....
XVII
He found himself sliding down a gentle incline. It was slight enough and rough
enough so that he was able to bring himself to a halt after having tumbled only
a few yards. The torch bumped to a stop nearby. It had nearly gone out. Flames
still flickered feebly at one corner, however. Leaning over, he picked it up and
blew on it until it was once more aflame. Try as he would, though, he couldn't
induce it to provide more than half the illumination it had supplied before.
The reduced light was barely sufficient to show that he'd stumbled into an
obviously artificial tunnel. The floor was flat and cobbled with some dully
reflective stone. Straight walls rose five feet before curving to a slightly
higher ceiling.
Having established that the roof was not about to fall in on him, he took stock
of himself. There were only bruises. The duar was scratched but unbroken. Ahead
lay a blackness far more thorough and intimidating than friendly night. He
wished he hadn't left his staff back in camp. There was nothing but the knife
strapped to his belt.
He stood, and promptly measured the height of the ceiling. Carefully turning
around, he walked awkwardly back toward the circle of moonlight he'd fallen
through. Nothing materialized from the depths of the tunnel to restrain him,
though his neck hairs bristled. It is always easier to turn one's back on a
known enemy than on an unknown one.
He crawled up the slight incline and was soon staring out at the familiar
forest. The lip of the gap was lined with neatly worked stone engraved with
intricate designs and scrollwork. Many twisted in upon themselves and were set
with the same dimly reflective rock used to pave the tunnel.
He started to leave... and hesitated. Mudge's last boot prints had been moving
in this direction. A close search of the rim of the hole showed no such prints,
but the earth there was packed hard as concrete. A steel rod would not have made
much of an impression upon it, much less the boot of an ambling otter.
The paving of the slope and tunnel was of still tougher material, but when he
waved the torch across it the light fell on something even more revealing than a
boot print. It was an arrow of the kind Mudge carried in his hunting quiver.
Crawling back inside, he started down the tunnel. Soon he came across another of
the orphaned shafts. The first had probably fallen from the otter's quiver, but
this one was cleanly broken. He picked it up, brought the torch close. There was
no blood on the tip. It might have been fired at something and missed, to
shatter on the wall or floor.
It was possible, even likely, that Mudge was pursuing some kind of
burrow-dwelling prey that had made its home in the tunnel. In that case
Jon-Tom's worries might prove groundless. The otter might be just ahead, busily
gutting a large carcass so that he'd have to carry only the meat back to camp.
The thought of traveling down into the earth and leaving the friendly exit still
further behind appalled him, but he could hardly go back and say truthfully he'd
been able to track Mudge but had been too afraid to follow the otter the last
few yards.
There was also the possibility that his first assumption might prove correct,
that the creature Mudge had been pursuing had turned on him and injured him. In
that case the otter might he just a little ways down the tunnel, alive but
helpless and bleeding.
In his own somewhat ambivalent fashion Mudge had looked out for him. Jon-Tom
owed him at least some help, with either bulky prey or any injuries he might
have suffered.
With considerable trepidation he started moving down the tunnel. The slope
continued to descend to the same slight degree. From time to time torchlight
revealed inscriptions on the walls. There also were isolated stone tablets
neatly set into recesses. Directions perhaps... or warnings? He wondered what he
would do if he reached a place where the tunnel split into two or more branches.
He was too intent on the blackness to study the revealing frescoes overhead.
He had no desire to become lost in an underground maze, far from surface and
friends. No one knew where he was, and when the night rain began it would
obliterate both Mudge's tracks and his own.
Holding the torch ahead and to one side, he continued downward.
Mmmmmm-m-m-m-m-m...
He stopped instantly. The eerie moaning came clearly to him, distorted by the
acoustics of the tunnel. He knelt, breathing hard, and listened.
Mmmm-lllll-l-l-l-l...
The moan sounded again, slightly louder. What unimaginable monster might even
now be treading a path toward him? His torch still showed only blackness ahead.
Had the creature already devoured the poor otter?
He drew the knife, wishing again for the staff and its foot-long spear point. It
would have been a particularly effective weapon in the narrow tunnel.
There was no point in needlessly sacrificing himself, he thought. He'd about
decided to retreat when the moan unexpectedly dissolved into a flurry of curses
that were as familiar as they were distinct.
"Mmmm-l-l-l-let me go or I'll slice you into stew meat! I'll fillet you neat and
make wheels out o' your 'eads! I'll pop wot little eyeballs you've got out o'
their sockets, you bloody blind-faced buggerin' ghouls!"
A loud thump sounded, was followed by a bellow of pain and renewed cursing from
an unfamiliar source. The source of the first audible imprecations was no longer
in doubt, and if Mudge was cursing so exuberantly it was most likely for the
benefit of an assailant capable of reason and understanding and not blind animal
hatred.
Jon-Tom hurried down the corridor, running as fast as possible with his
hunched-over gait. There were still no lights showing ahead of him, so he had
burst around a bend and was on top of the busy party before he realized it.
Letting out an involuntary yell at the sight, he threw up his arms and fell back
against a wall, waving knife and torch to keep his balance. The effect produced
among Mudge's attackers was unexpected, but highly satisfactory.
"Lo, a monster!... Daemon from the outer world!... Save yourselves!... Every
mole for hisself... !"
Amid much screaming and shrieking he heard the sounds of tiny shoes slapping
stone racing not toward but away from him. This was mixed with the noise of
objects (weapons, perhaps) being thrown away in great haste by their panicky
owners.
It occurred to him that the sight of a gigantic human clad entirely in black and
indigo, flashing a reflective green lizardskin cape and brandishing a flaming
torch and knife, might be something which could truly upset a tunnel dweller.
When the echoes of their flight had finally faded away, he regained control of
his own insides and lowered the torch toward the remaining shape on the floor.
" 'Ad enough, then, you bloomin' arse'oles?" The voice was as blustery as
before, if softer from lack of wind. "Be that you, mate?" A pause while otter
eyes reflected the torchlight. "So 'tis, so 'tis! Untie me then mate, or give me
the knife so's I can cut--"
"If you make a move, outworlder," said a new voice, "I will slit what I presume
to be your friend's throat. I can get to it before you can reach me."
Jon-Tom raised the torch higher. Two figures lay on the floor of the tunnel. One
was Mudge. His feet were bound at the ankles and knees and his arms done up
similarly at wrists and elbows. A carrying pole had been slipped neatly between
the bindings.
Leaning over the otter was a furry creature about four feet tall. His attire was
surprisingly bright. He wore a yellow vest studded with blue cabochons and held
together across the chest with blue laces. Additional lacings held the vest
bottom securely to what looked like lederhosen.
A ringlet much like a thin tiara sat askew on the brown head. It was fastened
under the chin by yellow straps. Broad sandals were laced across its feet. The
sandals were pointed at toe and heel, possibly a matter of design, perhaps to
aid in digging, giving freedom to the long thick claws on each hind foot.
One hand was fitted with a yellow metallic glove. This covered the creature's
face as he squinted sideways through barely spread fingers, though he was trying
hard to look directly at Jon-Tom and his torch.
The other hand held the sickle-shaped weapon that was resting on the otter's
throat. Mudge's own weapons lay scattered on the floor nearby, even to his
secret heel-boot knife. His arrows, sword, and bow shared space with the spears
and wicked-looking halberds abandoned by those who had fled at Jon-Tom's
appearance.
"I say to you again," repeated the determined gopher, his grip tightening on the
sickle-knife, "if you move I'll open this thief's neek and let out his life
among the stones."
"Thief?" Jon-Tom frowned as he looked back down at the tightly trussed otter.
"Ah, you fart-faced worm eater, that's the biggest lie since Esaticus the eagle
claimed to 'ave done it flyin' underwater!"
Jon-Tom settled back against the cool wall and deliberately lowered his knife,
though he didn't go so far as to replace it in its sheath. The gopher watched
him uncertainly.
"What has been going on here, Mudge?" he asked the otter quietly.
"I'm tellin' you, mate! I was out huntin' for our supper when I tripped while
chasin' a fine fat broyht. I fell down into this pit o' 'orrors, where I was
promptly set upon by this 'orde o' rabid cannibals. They're blood-drinkers, lad.
You'd best take care o' this one with your magical powers afore--"
"That's enough, Mudge." He looked up at the gopher. "You can put up your sickle,
or knife, or whatever you call it, sir. That position can't be too comfortable."
He set the torch down on the floor. "I'm sorry if my light hurts your eyes."
The gopher was still wary. "Are you not this one's friend?"
"I'm his associate in travel. I'm also a believer in the truth. I promise not to
attack you while we talk, or make a hostile move of any kind."
"Lad, you don't know wot you're sayin'! The minute you put up your knife 'e's
likely to--"
"Mudge... shut up. And be glad I'm here instead of Clothahump. He'd probably
just leave you." The otter went quiet, muttering under his breath.
"You have my word," Jon-Tom informed the gopher, "as a traveler in your country
and as a," he thought rapidly, "as a wizard who means you no harm. I swear not
to harm you on my, uh, sacred oath as a spellsinger."
The gopher noted the duar. "Wizard it may be, though it was more of a daemonic
effect you had upon my men." Reluctantly the scythe blade moved away from
Mudge's throat.
"I'm Jon-Tom."
"And I am called Abelmar." The gopher moved his hand away from his eyes and
squinted painfully at the man. "It was your light as well as your appearance
which startled my troop. Most of them are moles and the light is far more
hurtful to them than to me, for my kind occasionally make daytime forays when
the city so requires it. Some daytime activity is necesary for the maintenance
of normal commerce, much as we of Pfeiffunmunter prefer to keep to ourselves."
He looked meaningfully down at Mudge.
"Except when we are intruded upon by cutthroats and thieves."
" 'Tis all a bloody lie!" Mudge protested. "When I get out o' these blinkin'
ropes I'll do some intrudin' you'll never forget. Come on now, mate," he said to
Jon-Tom, "untie me."
Jon-Tom ignored the twisting, writhing otter. "I meant no intrusion, Abelmar. My
friend says that you attacked him. You've called him a thief."
"I am in charge of the east-end morning patrol," explained the gopher. He looked
worriedly back down the tunnel. "Citizens will soon be appearing on nightly
business, awakening from the day's sleep. It would be embarrassing for them to
see me this way. Yet I must carry out my duty." He stiffened.
"Your associate is guilty of attempted theft, a sadly common crime we must
continually face when we deal with outlanders. Yet it is not the theft that
troubles us so much as the vandalism."
"Vandalism?" Jon-Tom looked accusingly at Mudge.
"Yes. It is not serious, but if left unchecked could become a serious threat to
our neatly built community. Do you have any idea, Jon-Tom, how taxes go up when
the public thoroughfares are torn to pieces by strangers?"
" 'E's lying through those oversized teeth o' 'is again, mate," Mudge protested,
though with less conviction this time. "Why would I want t' go around rippin' up
'is blinkin' street?"
Abelmar sighed. "I suppose it is our own fault, but we are aesthetes by nature.
We enjoy a bit of brightness in our city, for all that it gives us problems with
ignorant travelers such as this," and he kicked Mudge in the back. "But I see
you still do not understand." He'd grown accustomed enough to Jon-Tom's torch to
look without blinking now.
"Look," and he bent toward Mudge.
"Careful!" Jon-Tom took a step forward and raised his knife.
"Easy move, Jon-Tom stranger," said the gopher. "If you are suspicious of my
movements, then look instead at your own feet. Or can it be in truth you have
not looked closely at our fine streets?"
Jon-Tom knelt cautiously, still keeping an eye on the gopher. Moving the torch,
he stared intently at the closely laid bricks. They gleamed as dully as those
he'd encountered near the tunnel entrance, only with the torch resting directly
on them the glow intensified. They threw back a half-familiar, reddish-yellow
light.
"Common enough below Pfeiffunmunter," said the gopher with a trace of
bitterness, "but not to those who come along and try ripping it out of our
beautiful pathways and boulevards. It makes for pretty paving, don't you think?"
"Surely now that you understand you can excuse me the temptation, mate," said
Mudge defensively. "You wouldn't think these grave diggers would be so greedy
they'd resent a poor visitor a few cobblestones."
"Excuse me." Jon-Tom rose and almost cracked his head again on the low ceiling.
"I apologize to you for any damage, Abelmar."
"It's not too bad. You have to understand," the gopher told him, "that if we let
this sort of thing persist and word of it spread 'round the outworld, before too
long we'd have mobs of sunlifers down here destroying all our public
thoroughfares, our roads, and our very homes. It would be the end of
civilization as we know it."
He paused. Noise was growing behind him, moving up from the depths of the
tunnel. "Travelers out for an evening walk," the gopher surmised, "or else my
men, the cowardly bastards, coming back to see if anything's left of me." He
sighed. "I have my duty, but I can face reality as well. We have something of a
standoff here, friend spellsinger. I must confess I am now more interested in
punishing my men than in your pitiful petty thief of a friend.
"If you will get him out of here and promise not to let him return, and will do
so without disturbing any municipal construction, I won't report this incident
to the Magistrates, or cut your friend's throat. Well though he deserves it!"
"I'd appreciate that, and I agree," said Jon-Tom.
"So do I, guv'nor." Mudge smiled toothily up at the gopher.
Abelmar hesitated, then used the curved blade on the otter's ropes before
slipping it through a catch in his lederhosen straps. Mudge scrambled across the
floor until he was standing next to Jon-Tom. He stretched luxuriously, working
the kinks out of his muscles and joints.
"Now mate, quick now, while there still be time!" He bent and hefted one of the
loose golden bricks. "Cover me with the knife while I slip a few o' those into
me quiver an' pants." He hurried to recover his own weapons. "You're bigger than
'im, and you've got the light."
When the otter had finished gathering up his possessions, Jon-Tom said tiredly,
"All right, Mudge. Put down the gold and let's go."
The otter stared at him, both arms now full of gleaming paving-stones. "You gone
daft, mate? I'm 'oldin' a bloody fortune right now. We've got us a chance t'-"
"Put it down, Mudge!" The knife moved threateningly, not at the gopher now. "Or
I swear I'll leave you the way I found you."
"Cor," muttered the otter. Reluctantly he opened his arms.
There was a heavy clattering as the gold bricks dented the pavement. Abelmar was
nodding and looking satisfied. The cries of the approaching patrol were
intelligible now. He peered down the tunnel and thought he could see dim, snouty
shapes approaching. They wore gold earrings, clothing similar to Abelmar's, and
very dark sunglasses. Their newly acquired weapons shone in the faint
torchlight. Jon-Tom idly noted that the gopher's sickle-knife was made of gold.
"You're a man of your word," said the gopher, "which is rare among sunlifers. Go
in peace." He glared at Mudge. "If I ever run across your flea-flecked body
again, sir, I'll see you skinned and thrown to the carrion herds."
Mudge made quick use of the middle digit of his right hand. "Up yours, shit
face!" He turned to Jon-Tom. "Right, then. It's done. You've kept your part o'
the bloody bargain, but you've no guarantee 'is men will keep theirs."
"Let's get going, then." They started back up the tunnel.
"No need to worry," Abelmar shouted to them, "my men will be busily engaged." He
turned to face down the tunnel.
"So, you cowards have come back, have you?"
Angry mutterings sounded from the ranks of armed moles. A few gophers were
scattered among them.
"They're getting away, sir!" shouted one of the moles, pointing up the tunnel.
"When I'm finished with you lot you'll wish you'd gone with them!" roared
Abelmar, letting loose a string of curses that reverberated around the tunnel.
Their echoes followed Jon-Tom and Mudge out.
"Keep going, Mudge." Jon-Tom gave the otter a gentle but insistent shove.
" 'Ere now, mate, let's not panic, shall we? That officer's stopped t' give 'is
troop a thorough bastin'. There's still plenty o' pavin' 'ere-abouts." He
stomped on the bricks with one boot. "It wouldn't 'urt no one if we took a few
minims 'ere and did a nice little bit o' work. There be no way that buck-toothed
flat-faced cop would know we were the ones responsible. Perhaps if I just--"
"Perhaps if I just stick this torch up your ass," Jon-Tom told him firmly.
"All right, all right. It were only a thought, lad."
The moon was bright when they emerged again into the forest. There were no
indications of pursuit, though he had a feeling of movement from behind them. It
was a distant rumbling, the sounds carried through the earth that indicated the
burrow city of Pfeiffunmunter was coming awake for another busy night.
"Just be thankful I got there when I did," he told the otter, "He might've cut
your throat without waiting to present you to the Magistrates."
"Poppycock," snorted Mudge. "I could've made me way loose eventual-like." He
straightened his vest and tugged his cap tight on his head. "All that beautiful
gold!" He shook his head regretfully. "More gold than even wizards can make! An'
those bloody dirt-eaters defile it by usin' it just t' walk upon."
"That's better than the other way around."
"Huh?" Mudge eyed him perplexedly. "Are you wizard riddlin' me, mate?"
"Not at all." They turned off into the woods.
The otter looked bemused. "You be either the sharpest spellsinger that ever came
up the river, mate, or else the biggest fat'ead."
Jon-Tom smiled faintly. "Hardly much thanks for the one who saved your life." He
pushed at the clinging brush.
"Better to die tryin' for wealth than to live on in poverty," the otter
grumbled.
"Okay. Go on back to the entrance, then. I won't try to stop you. See if you can
help yourself to some pavement. I'm sure Abelmar and his troops will be happy to
welcome you. Or do you think him fool enough to trust us to the point of leaving
the gateway unguarded?"
"On the other 'and," Mudge said, without breaking stride, " 'tis a wise chap who
bides 'is time and rates 'is chances. I told you once I ain't no gambler, not
like old Caz. But if you'd come back an' give me a 'and, lad...."
"No way." He shook his head. "I gave my word."
The otter looked crushed, shoved aside a branch, and cursed his foul luck as he
stumbled over a projecting root.
"If you expect to make anythin' o' yourself 'ere, mate, you're goin' to 'ave to
discard these otherworldly ethical notions."
"That sounds funny coming from you, Mudge. If you'll think a moment, you'll
remember that you're embarked on an ethical sort of journey."
"Under duress," Mudge insisted.
Jon-Tom looked back and smiled at him. "You know, I think you use that as an
excuse to keep from having to admit your real feelings." The otter grumbled
softly.
"We'll tell them you had an unsuccessful hunt, which is hardly a lie. That'll do
you better than telling them what a greedy, self-centered little prick you
really are."
"Now that 'urts me to me 'eart, lad," Mudge said in mock pain.
"It would have hurt you a lot more if you'd returned with your arms full of gold
and Falameezar saw you. Or hadn't you stopped to consider that? Considering the
strength of his feelings where personal accumulation of wealth is concerned, I
don't think even I could have argued him out of making otter chips out of you."
Mudge appeared genuinely startled. "You know wot, mate? I truly 'adn't given the
great beastie a thought. 'E is a mite quick-tempered, even for a dragon."
"Not quick-tempered at all," Jon-Tom argued. "He simply believes in his own
ethical notions...."
The beginnings of real distress were stirring through the camp when they finally
walked into the glow of the camp fire. Falameezar was vowing he'd burn down the
entire forest to find Jon-Tom, while Pog had volunteered to lead a night search
party.
It was difficult for Jon-Tom to restrain himself from telling them the truth as
he watched Talea and Flor fawn over the otter.
"Are you all right?" asked Flor, running concerned fingers through the fur of
his forehead.
"What happened out there?" Talea was exhibiting more coneern than she had for
anyone since the journey'd begun.
" 'Twas a chameleon," said Mudge bravely, sitting down on a rock near the fire
with the look of one who'd run far and hard. "You know 'ow dangerous they can
be, Talea Blendin' their colors in with the landscape and waitin' with those
great sticky tongues o' theirs for some unwary travelersby."
"Chameleons?" Flor looked confusedly over at Jon-Tom. He muttered something
about much of the reptilian life growing to the size of buffaloes and why should
chameleons be any exception.
"I just 'ad crept up on 'im and was drawin' back me bow," said Mudge tensely,
warming to his story, "when the brute saw me against a light-barked tree. Turned
on me right there, 'e did, with all three horns a flashin' in the moonlight an
'im so close I could smell 'is fetid breath."
"What happened then?" wondered Flor, leaning close. The exhausted otter rested
the back of his head against the cushion of her bosom and tried with difficulty
to concentrate on his spellbinding invention, while Talea soothingly stroked one
limp arm.
"I 'eard that slick raspy noise they make when they open their jaws just afore
the strike, so I dove right back between two trees. That tongue came after me so
fast you'd o' swore it 'ad wings o' its own. Came right between the trees after
me an' went over me 'ead so near it took off the top o' me cap.
"I started runnin' backward, just to keep 'im in sight. The damn persistent cham
followed 'is tongue right through those trees. I tell you, 'is nose 'orn 'twere
no farther from me 'eart than you are from me now." He patted the cushion
against which he rested.
"Then how did you get away?" asked the rapt Flor, her black hair mixing in his
short fur.
"Well, 'e charged so fast and reckless, so 'ungry was 'e for me flesh, that 'e
gets 'imself pinned between the trunks, 'is top right 'orn pierced 'alfway
through one. For all I know 'e's still there a-tuggin' and a-pullin', tryin' to
free 'imself." Whiskers twitching, the otter wiped a hand across his forehead.
" Twere a near thing, luv."
A disgusted Jon-Tom was angrily tossing twigs into the fire. A warm paw came
down on his shoulder. He looked up to see Caz, the orange firelight sparkling on
his monocle, grinning down at him around a pair of blunt white incisors.
"Something less than the truth to our friend's tale, Jon-Tom?" Another twig
bounced into the flames. "I know, I've heard him spin stories before. What he
lacks in literacy he compensates for with a most fecund imagination. By the time
he finishes he will half believe it actually happened."
"I don't mind him spinning a yarn," Jon-Tom said, "it's the way those two are
lapping it up."
"Don't let it dig at you, my friend," said the aristocratic lepus. "As I said,
it is his enthusiasm that carries his storytelling. Before very long cleverness
instinctively gives way to a natural lack of subtlety coupled with an inability
to let well enough alone."
In confirmation, a startled yelp came from the other side of the fire, followed
by the sound of a hand striking furry flesh. An argument filled the misty night
air. Jon-Tom saw both Flor and Talea stalking angrily away from the recumbent
and protesting otter.
"You see?" Caz sounded disapproving. "Mudge is a good fellow, but at heart he is
crude. No style."
"What about you?" Jon-Tom looked curiously up at his companion. "What's your
style? What do you expect to get out of this journey?"
"My style... is to be myself, friend." It was spoken with dignity. "To be true
to myself, my friends, and forgiving to my enemies."
"Including those who chased you off the boat?"
"Tut! They were justified in their feelings, if not the extremity of their
reaction." He winked with his unglassed eye. "I was doubtless guilty of some
indelicate prestidigitation of the dice. My mistake was that I was found out.
"If they had actually caught and killed me, of course, I would have been
somewhat more upset."
Jon-Tom couldn't help breaking into a grin.
"As to what I expeet to 'get out of this journey,' I have already stated that I
feel assisting this worthy cause is reason and therefore satisfaction enough.
You have been too long in the company of likable but amoral types such as Mudge
and Talea. I believe implicitly everything our currently comatose wizard leader
says.
"I have been studying him closely these past few days. Any idiot can see plainly
that all the woes of the world weigh squarely upon his head. I am no hero,
Jon-Tom, but neither am I such a fool that I cannot see that the destruction of
the world as it currently exists would mean the end of my pleasant manner of
living. I'm quite fond of it.
"So you see, it is in my own best interest to go along with and to help you, as
it would be for any warmlander satisfied with his existence. I will help
Clothahump in any way I can. I am not much for soldiering, but I have some skill
in the use of words. Even he realizes, I think, that he has a tendency to be
impatient with fools. On the other hand I am quite used to dealing with them."
"This group could sure use a diplomat," agreed Jon-Tom. "I've tried my best at
mediating but... I guess I just don't have the experience for it."
"Do not belittle that which you have no control over, which is your youth, my
friend. You strike me as wise for your years. That's more than anyone could ask,
from what I've learned of your unwilling presence here. It strikes me you want
not for ability but for goals.
"Though I have more experience than you, I am always willing to listen to
others. And I could never do what you've done with the dragon. There is
experience and there is experience. You handle him who breathes fire and I will
take care of those who breathe insults and threats. We will complement each
other. Agreed?"
"Fair enough." Man and rabbit shook hands warmly. The sensation no longer
surprised Jon-Tom. It was like shaking hands with someone wearing mittens.
Camp was growing quiet and the nightly rain had hesitantly begun a late fall.
"You see?" Caz pointed to the motionless figure of Clothahump, still seated on
his log. He seemed not to have moved since Jon-Tom left the camp to search for
Mudge. Now he sat glaze-eyed and indifferent to the falling rain.
"Our friend broods on larger matters. Yet often is the greater lost for lack of
attention to the lesser."
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning that we have posted no sentries. This is strange country to all of us."
"In this case I don't think we have to worry. You're forgetting something." He
pointed.
" 'Pon my soul," laughed the rabbit, "so I have." He sounded embarrassed. "It is
not easy to forget a dragon. How quiet he is, though."
"Dreaming sweet dreams of a classless society, no doubt."
Caz removed his monocle, absently polished it with the hem of his beautiful
shirt. "Then it seems we can sleep soundly ourselves. The dragon's presence is
worth more than any hundred sentries. I will enjoy the security of sleeping near
to so powerful an ally."
"Just be careful he doesn't turn in his sleep." Caz waved smilingly back to him,
and Jon-Tom watched the bobbing white tail recede toward the black bulk
shielding their camp.
A gentle voice reached back to him. "Dragons don't toss and turn in their sleep,
my friend. They're not built that way. But I surely hope he does not snore. I
wouldn't enjoy waking up with my pants on fire."
Jon-Tom laughed with him. Pog was asleep, dangling like a dark decoration from
the branch of an overhanging oak. Talea and Flor were chatting quietly beneath
bedrolls on the other side of the fire. He thought of joining them, shrugged,
and spread out his own blanket. He was dead tired, and it would soon be morning.
Right then his body needed comforting more than his ego....
XVIII
Two days of climbing the rapids followed, during which the only danger they had
to cope with was the burning in Jon-Tom's ears as he was compelled to endure
Mudge's reciting and embroidering of the story of his escape from the monstrous
chameleon. When the horned color-changer grew to twice the size of Falameezar,
even Flor threatened to beat the glib otter.
On the fourth day they encountered signs of habitation. Plowed fields, homes
with neatly thatched or slate-tiled roofs, smoking chimneys, and small docks
with boats tied to them began to slip past.
Falameezar would glide deeper in the water, keeping only his eyes, ears, and
passengers above the surface as he breathed through his gills. Anyone on shore
watching would think the several travelers were floating atop a peculiarly low
boat.
On the tenth day Clothahump noted a group of low hills off to their left. Rapids
lay directly ahead, though they were not nearly as swift as those that cut
through the Duggakurra hills close by buried Pfeiffunmunter.
"You may put us ashore here, friend dragon. We are quite close to the city."
"But why?" Falameezar sounded disappointed. "The river is still deep and the
current not too strong." He puffed smoke ahead. "I can pass on easily."
"Yes, but your presence with us might panic the inhabitants."
"I know." The downcast dragon let out a sigh. "I shall put you in to land, then.
What shall I do next?"
Jon-Tom threw Clothahump a look, and the wizard subsided in the youth's favor.
"I'll talk to the commissars of the Polastrindu commune. Perhaps they might
accept you as a member."
"Do you think so? I had no idea so enlightened a community existed." Fiery eyes
stared back down at Jon-Tom hopefully. "That would be wonderful. I'm certainly
willing to do my share of the work."
"You've already done more than that this trip, comrade Falameezar. Clothahump is
right, though, in suggesting you wait here in the river. Even the most educated
comrades can sometimes react thoughtlessly when confronted by the unfamiliar."
He leaned forward, and the dragon bent his neck back and down as Jon-Tom
whispered to him, "There are counterrevolutionaries everywhere!"
"I know. Be on your guard, comrade Jon-Tom."
"I will."
The dragon eased into shore. They marched down his back and tail, passing supply
packs from hand to hand. A well-used track halfway between a wide trail and a
small road led over the hills. Jon-Tom looked back for a moment. The others had
already started up the road. Flor was alive with excitement at the prospect of
entering the strange city. Her enthusiasm made her glow like the lining of
clouds after a storm.
He waved to the dragon. "Be well, comrade. Up the revolution."
"Up the revolution!" the dragon rumbled back, saluting him with a blast of fire
and smoke. Then the ferocious head dipped beneath the surface. A flurry of
bubbles and some fading, concentric ripples marked with a watery flower the
place where the dragon sank. Then they too were gone.
Jon-Tom waded, his long legs and walking staff soon bringing him up alongside
his companions, despite the burden of guilt he carried. Falameezar was far too
nice a dragon to have been so roundly deceived. Perhaps they'd left him happier
than he'd been before, though.
"What do you think he'll do?" Caz moved next to Jon-Tom. "Will he stay and wait
for you to return?"
"How should I know? I'm no expert on the motivations of dragons. His political
beliefs seem unshakable, but he tends more to philosophizing than action, I
think. He might simply grow bored and swim back downstream to his familiar
feeding grounds." He looked sharply at the rabbit. "Why? Do you expect trouble
in Polastrindu?"
"One never knows. The larger the city, the more arrogant the citizens, and we're
not exactly the bearers of good news. We shall see."
An hour's hike had brought them to the crest of the last hill. Finally the
destination of so many days' traveling lay exposed to their sight.
It was wonderful, yes, but it was a flawed wonderment. They started down the
hill. Why should a city here be so very different from any other? he thought
sardonically.
There was a massive stone wall surrounding the city. It was intricately
decorated with huge bas-reliefs and buttressed at ground level. Several gates
showed in the wall, but the traffic employing them was sparse.
It was not a market day, Caz explained. Farmers were not bringing produce into
the city, nor distant craftsmen and traders their wagon-borne wares.
There was somewhat more activity to the south of the city. The great wall ran
almost to the river there. At least a dozen vessels were tied to the rotting
docks. Some were similar to the sail-and-oar-powered keel-type boat that Caz had
fled from that day on the river. Jon-Tom wondered if that very same ship might
be among those bobbing gently at anchor below them. Barges and fishing vessels
comprised the rest of the motley but serviceable flotilla.
"The main gate is on the opposite side of the city, to the northwest and facing
the Swordsward."
"What's that?" Flor wondered aloud. "Have you been there? It seems like you've
been everywhere."
Caz cleared his throat. "No, I have not. I've been no farther than anyone else,
I should say. It is a vast, some say endless, ocean of vegetation inhabited by
vile aborigines and dangerous creatures.
"We have no need to march around the whole city. The harbor gate should be a
quite satisfactory ingress."
They continued down the winding path, which had now expanded to road size.
Curious fellow travelers let their gaze linger long on the unusual group.
Lizard-drawn wagons and carts trundled past them. Sometimes riders on individual
mounts would run or hop past. There was even a wealthy family on a small riding
snake.
Clothahump was enjoying himself. He moved with much less effort downhill than
up. His glance turned upward. "Pog! Anything to report, you useless miscreant?"
The bat yelled down to them as he dipped lower in the sky. "Da usual aerial
patrol. A couple o' armed jays overflew us a few minutes ago. I don't tink dey
saw us wid da dragon, though. Dey've long since turned 'round and flown back to
report. Dey didn't act excited."
Clothahump appeared satisfied. "Good. I have no time for intermediaries,
Polastrindu is too big for them to bother with every odd group of visitors, even
if we are a bit odder than most."
"We may not seem so from the air, sir," Jon-Tom pointed out.
"Quite so, my boy."
They strolled into the docks without anyone challenging them. They watched as
busy stevedores, mostly broad-shouldered wolves, margays, and lynxes,
laboriously loaded and unloaded stacks of crates and bales. Exotic goods and
crafts were stacked neatly on shore or loaded carefully onto dray wagons for
transport into the city.
Along the docks the aroma was pungent but something less than exotic. Even the
river was darker here than out in midstream. The gray coloration derived not
from some locally dark soil, as Jon-Tom first thought, but from the effluent
pouring out of pipes and gutters. The raw sewage abraded much of the initial
glamor, he'd come to associate with Polastrindu.
Flor's expression twisted in disgust. "Surely it's not this bad in the city."
"I sure hope not." Talea sniffed once, tried to close down her sense of smell.
"It is said that the larger the town, the dirtier the habits of its citizens."
Caz trod lightly on the filthy paving lest it sully the supple leather of his
enormous shoes. "This derives from the concentration of the inhabitants on the
making of money. Fastidiousness follows financial independence, not hard work."
One narrow stone arch bridged an open trench. As they crossed, the stench nearly
knocked Flor unconscious. Jon-Tom and Caz had to help her across. Once past she
was able to stand by herself and inhale deep drafts of only partly tainted air.
"Mierda, what a smell!"
"It should be less overwhelming once we are inside the city gate." Clothahump
did not sound particularly apologetic. "There we will be away from the main
sewer outfalls."
A rattling warning fell on them as Pog dipped close. "Master, soldiers come from
da gate. Maybe dat overfly patrol wasn't so indifferent as it seemed. Maybe we
in for some trouble."
Clothahump waved him away as one might a large housefly. "Very good, Pog, but
you worry overmuch. I will deal with them."
It was a well armed if motley-looking knot of soldiers that soon came into view,
marching toward them. Between twenty and thirty, Jon-Tom guessed. He slipped his
club-staff from its lacings and leaned on it expectantly. Other hands drifted in
the vicinity of sheathed swords. Mudge made a show of inspecting his bow.
The troop was led by a heavily armored beaver, a thickset individual with a
no-nonsense gleam in his eyes. Catching sight of the column, sailors and
stevedores scattered for cover. While at first they had ignored the newcomers,
they now shied from them as if they carried plague.
Boots, sandals, and naked feet generated a small rumble of retreat as other
onlookers scurried for safety. Ten soldiers detached themselves with forced
casualness from the main body. They quick-marched to the left to get behind the
newcomers and cut off any possible retreat.
"That doesn't look promising." Jon-Tom's grip tightened on the staff as he
watched the maneuver.
"Easy, my friend." The imperturbable Caz stepped forward. "I will handle this."
"They would not dare to attack us," said an outraged Clothahump. "I am an
emissary to the Council of Wizards and as such my person is inviolable and
sacred."
"Don't tell me, good sir," said Caz, gesturing at the nearing troops. "Tell
them."
Now the walls had become menacing instead of beautiful. Their stone towers cast
threatening shadows over the travelers. From ships and other places of
concealment the mutterings of watchful sailors and merchants could be heard.
Finally the main body of soldiers drew up in a crescent facing them. Their
leader stepped forward, pushed his helmet back on his furry forehead with a
muscular paw, and studied them curiously. In addition to his chain mail, helmet,
and thicker steel plates protecting particularly vulnerable places there was an
unusual moon-shaped iron plate strapped to the thick, broad tail. It was studded
with sharp spikes and would make a devastating weapon if it came to
close-quarter fighting.
"Well," he said, speaking with a distinct lisp, "what have we here? Two gianth,
a tough-looking little female"--Talea spat at the ground--"a dithreputable otter
type, a fop, and an elderly gentleman of the amphibian perthuathion."
"Good sir." Caz bowed slightly. "We are travelers from downriver on a mission
that is of great importance to Polastrindu and the world."
"Thath motht interethting. Whom do you reprethent?"
"By and large we represent ourselves for now, primarily in the person of the
great wizard Clothahump," and he gestured toward the impatient turtle. "He
carries information vital to our survival that he must present to the city
council."
The beaver was casually twirling an ugly skull-splitter of a mace, indifferent
to where the spike-studded ball might land.
"Thath all very nice, but it remainth that you're not citithenth of thith city
or county. At leatht, I athum you are not. Unleth of courth you can produth your
identity chith."
"Identity chits?"
"Everyone who liveth in the county or thity of Polathrindu hath an identity
chith."
"Well, since we don't come from the county or city of Polastrindu, as you've
just been informed, obviously we don't have any such thing," Jon-Tom said in
exasperation.
"That doth not nethetherily follow," said the beaver. "We get many vithitoth.
They all have properly thtamped identity chith. To be freely admitted to the
thity all you have to do ith apply for and rethieve your proper chith." He
smiled around enormous teeth. "I will be happy to provide you with thom."
Jon-Tom relaxed a little. "Good. We'll need theven."
"You very funny, big man. Thinth you have thuch a good thenth of humor, for your
party it will cotht only"--the beaver performed some silent cogitation--"theven
hundred silver pietheth."
"Seven hundred...!" Clothahump sputtered all over the pavement. "That's
extortion! Outright robbery! I am insulted. I, the great and wise and knowing
Clothahump, have not been so outraged in a hundred years!"
"I believe that our leader," said Caz quietly, "is somewhat disinclined to pay.
Now if you will just convey word of our arrival to your superiors, I am sure
that when they know why we have come--"
"They won't hear why you have come," broke in the beaver, "until you pay up. And
if you don't pay up, they won't hear why you were overcome." He grinned again.
His huge teeth were badly stained by some dark brown liquid. "Actually, ith
eighty silver pietheth per party for identity cardth, but my men and I have to
make a living of thom kind, don't we? A tholdierth pay ith pretty poor."
There were angry murmurs of agreement from the troops standing behind him.
"We will depart peacefully then," said Caz.
"I don't think tho," said the beaver. The ten soldiers who had detached
themselves earlier now moved in tightly behind the travelers, blocking their
path. "I don't want you going around to the other gateth."
Flor whispered to Mudge, "Are all your cities so hospitable?"
Mudge shrugged. "Where there's wealth, luv, there's corruption. There's a lot of
wealth in Polastrindu, wot?" He eyed the soldiers nervously.
Some of them were already fingering swords and clubs in anticipation of a little
corrective head-bashing. They looked healthy and well fed, if not especially
hygienic.
" 'Ere now, your wizardship, why don't we just pay up? These blokes look as
though they'd rather 'ave themselves a good massacre than anythin' else. If we
wait much longer we won't 'ave ourselves much o' a choice."
"I will not pay." Clothahump obstinately adjusted his spectacles. "Besides, I
can't remember that asinine silver spell."
"You won't pay, eh?" The beaver waddled over until he was glaring eye to eye
with the turtle. "Tho you're a great withard, eh? Leth thee how much of a
withard you really are," and he flipped the mace around, snapped his wrist, and
struck Clothahump square on the beak.
The sorcerer let out a startled cry and sat down hard. "Why you impudent young
whelp!" He fumbled for his glasses, which had been knocked loose but not broken.
"I shall show you who is a wizard. I will disembowel you, I'll... !"
"Port armth!" the beaver barked. Instantly a cluster of spears and clubs was
pointed at the travelers. The officer said sourly, "I've had jutht about enough
of thith foolithneth. I don't know who you are, where you come from, or what
kind of game you're trying to play with me, but we don't take kindly to vagranth
here. Ith dragged off to the thellth you're to be, and methily, too, unleth you
come up with thorn cash."
There was stone wall to his right and sharp steel ahead and behind, but nothing
blocked Jon-Tom's path as he'd worked his way to the water's edge. He cupped his
hands and yelled desperately, "Falameezarrrr!"
"What, thereth more of you then?" The beaver's whiskers twitched as he turned to
face the stagnant water. "Where ith thith one? Hiding on a boat? Ith going to
cotht you another hundredth silver piethes. I'm growing tired of thith. You'll
pay me right now or elth..." and he twirled the mace menacingly.
A great tired creaking drowned out the last words of the threat as two ships
were bodily shouldered aside. Dock planking gave under irresistible pressure
from below. A huge black head emerged from beneath, trailing water and shattered
boards. Great claws dug into broken stone, and coal-eyes glared down at the
group.
The beaver stared open-mouthed up at the wet, shiny teeth clashing just above
him. "D-d-d-d-!" He never did get the whole word out, but managed to outwaddle
half his subordinates in the race for the main gate.
Sailors hastily abandoned their ships in the mad rush for the gate. Vendors and
merchants abandoned their stocks and wharfside businesses in favor of drier
territory. There was panic on the city wall as rudely awakened troops ran into
one another in their rush to take up defensive positions.
The now solitary band of travelers put up their own weapons.
"A timely appearance, comrade," said Jon-Tom. "I'd hoped you might still be
nearby, but I had no idea it would be quite this near."
Falameezar gazed at the terrified faces peeking over the top of the wall. "What
is wrong with them?" He was more curious than angry. "I heard your call and came
as promised, but I thought they surely would treat you as fellow
comrades-in-arms in the great struggle to come."
"Yes, but you recall what I told you about the presence of
counterrevolutionaries?" Jon-Tom said darkly.
"Oho, so that's it!" Falameezar let out a furious hiss and a trio of small shops
burst into flame.
"Careful. We just want to get inside, not burn the city down."
A massive tail lashed at the water and instantly put out the small fires, though
he did the innocent shops no more good than had the flames.
"Keep your anger in check, Falameezar," Jon-Tom advised. "I'm sure we'll have
this all straightened out as soon as we can get to talk with the city's
commissars."
"I should certainly think so!" said the dragon huffily. "The idea of letting
counterrevolutionaries interdict innocent travelers."
"It's hard to tell the true revolutionaries from their secretive enemies."
"I suppose that's so," the dragon admitted.
"There might be even worse yet to come," Jon-Tom informed him as they all
sashayed across the stones toward the now tightly barred wooden gate.
"Like what, comrade?"
Jon-Tom whispered, "Revisionists."
Falameezar shook his head and muttered tiredly, "Is there no decency left in the
world?"
"Just keep your temper under control," Jon-Tom told him. "We don't want to
accidentally incinerate any honest proletarians."
"I will be careful," the dragon assured him, "but inside I am trembling with
outrage. Yet even a filthy revisionist can be reedueated."
"Yes, it's clear that the formation of instructional cadres should be a priority
here," Jon-Tom agreed.
The city of Polastrindu had suddenly taken on the aspect of a ghost town. At the
dragon's continued approach all interested faces had vanished from the wall.
Only an occasional spear showed itself, and that was the only sign of movement.
Jon-Tom could feel the eyes of hidden sailors and stevedores on his back, but
there was nothing to worry about from that quarter. In fact, so long as
Falameezar remained with them there was little to fear from anywhere.
He glanced at Caz. The rabbit smiled and nodded back at him. Being the one in
control of the dragon, it behooved Jon-Tom to do the talking. So he marched up
to the gate and rapped arrogantly on the wood.
"Captain of the Gate, show yourself!" When there was neither a reply nor hint of
movement from within, he added, "Show yourself or we'll burn down your gate and
make you Captain of Ashes!"
There were sounds of argument from within. Then a slight groaning of wood as the
massive portal opened just wide enough to permit the egress of a familiar
figure. The gate shut quickly closed behind him.
"That's better." Jon-Tom eyed the beaver, who looked considerably less
belligerent now. "We were discussing something about 'identity chits'?"
"They're being prepared right now," the officer told him, his gaze continually
darting up at the glowering crimson-eyed face of the dragon.
"That's nice. There was also the matter of a large number of silver pieces?"
"No, no, no. Don't be ridiculouth. And abthurd mithunderthanding!"
A moment later a grateful expression came over his face as the gate opened
again. He disappeared inside and came back with a handful of tiny metal
rectangles. Each was stamped with tiny symbols and a few words.
"Here we are." He passed them out quickly. "You are to have your own nameth
engraved here." He indicated a wide blank place on each chit. "At your leithure,
of courth," he added obsequiously.
"But there are only seven chits here." The beaver looked confused. "Remember, by
your own recognition there are now eight in our party."
"I don't underthand," said the nervous officer. He nodded slightly in
Falameezar's direction. "Thurely that ith not coming into the thity?"
"A bourgeois statement if ever I heard one!" The dragon leaned close enough for
the smell of brimstone and sulfur to overpower the odor of spilling sewage. That
he could swallow the officer in one snap was a fact not lost on that worthy.
"No, no... a mithunderthanding, thath all. I... I'm truly thorry, thir dragon. I
didn't realize you were a part of thith party... not jutht... if you'll excuth
me, pleath!" He back-pedaled through the opening faster than Jon-Tom would have
believed those bandy legs could carry him.
Several minutes went by this time before he reappeared. "The latht chit," he
said, panting as he preferred the freshly stamped metal plate.
"I'll take charge of it." Jon-Tom slipped it into a shirt pocket. "And now if
you'd be so kind as to open the gate?"
"Open up in there!" yelled the officer. The newcomers strolled through.
Falameezar had to duck his head and barely succeeded in squeezing through the
opening.
They found themselves in a deserted courtyard. Hundreds of anxious eyes observed
them from behind dozens of barely opened windows.
Huge stone structures marched off in all directions. As in Lynchbany, they gave
the impression of dozens of smaller buildings that had grown together, only here
the scale was larger. The city had the appearance of a gray sand castle. Some of
the structures were six and seven stories tall. Ragged apartment buildings
displayed odd windows and individual balconies.
The streets they could see were much wider than in provincial Lynchbany, though
overhanging porches and window boxes made them appear narrower. The street that
opened into their courtyard led to the harbor gate. It was only natural that it
be wider than most. Undoubtedly the city possessed its share of alleys and
closes.
Evidence of considerable traffic abounded, from the worn domes of the
cobblestones that projected like the bald skulls of buried midgets to the huge
piles of discarded trash. Several dozen stalls ringed the courtyard square.
Jon-Tom suspected that until a little while ago these had been crowded with busy
vendors hawking wares to sailors and shoppers alike. A few salespeople still
cowered within, too weak or too greedy to flee. Some of the frightened faces
were furry, a few humanly smooth.
"Look at 'em, ashrinkin' behind their bellies." Mudge made insulting faces at
the half-hidden onlookers, feeling quite invulnerable with the bulk of
Falameezar immediately behind him. "Welcome to wonderful Polastrindu. Pagh! The
streets stink, the people stink. Sooner we've done with this business and can
get back to the clean forest, the better this 'ere otter'll like it." He cupped
his hands and shouted disdainfully.
"You 'ear me, you quiverin' cowardly buggers! Yer 'ole city sucks! Want to argue
about it?"
No one did. Mudge looked satisfied, turned to face Jon-Tom. "What now, mate?"
"We must meet with the local sorcerers and the city council," said Clothahump
firmly, "during which meeting you will do me the pleasure of restraining your
adolescent outpourings."
"Ah, they deserve it, guv."
"Council?" That ominous rumble came from a quizzical Falameezar.
"Council of commissars," explained Jon-Tom hastily. "It's all a matter of
semantics."
"Yes, of course." The dragon sounded abashed.
Looking around, Jon-Tom spotted the beaver hovering uncertainly in a nearby
doorway. "You there, come here." The officer hesitated as long as possible.
"Yes, you!"
Reluctantly he emerged. Halfway across the square, perhaps conscious of all the
eyes watching him from numerous windows, he seemed to regain some of his former
pride and dignity. If he was going to his death, seemed to be his thinking, then
he might as well make a good showing of it. Jon-Tom had to admire his courage,
belated though it might be.
"Very well," the beaver told him calmly. "You've bullied your way into my city."
"Which was necessary only because you tried to bully us outside," Jon-Tom
reminded him. "Let's say we're even now. No hard feelings."
The beaver shot a whiskery glance at the quiescent form of Falameezar before
staring searchingly back at Jon-Tom.
"You mean that, thir? You are not going to take your revenge on me?"
"No. After all," Jon-Tom added, hoping to gain a local ally, "you were only
doing your duty as you, uh, saw it."
"Yeth. Yeth, thath right." The officer was still reluctant to believe he wasn't
being set up and that Jon-Tom's offer of friendship was genuine.
"We have no grudge against you, nor against any citizen of Polastrindu. We're
here to help you."
"And every sentient inhabitant of our warmland world," Clotha-hump added
self-importantly.
The officer grunted. Clearly the beaver preferred talking with Jon-Tom, though
staring up at the towering human hurt his short neck.
"What then can I do to be of thervith to you, my friend?"
"You could arrange for us to meet with the city council and military
administrators and the representatives of the wizards of this region," Jon-Tom
informed him.
The beaver's eyes widened. Massive incisors clicked against lower teeth. "Thath
quite a requetht, friend! Do you have any idea what you're athking?"
"I'm sorry if it's going to be difficult for you, but we can't settle for
anything less. We would not have traveled all this way unless it was on a matter
of critical importance."
"I can believe that. But you got to underthand I'm jutht a thubof-fither. I'm
not in a pothition to--"
Shouts came from behind him. Several of his soldiers were emerging from the door
behind which they'd taken refuge and pointing up the main street.
An elaborate sedan chair was approaching. It was borne aloft by six puffing
mice. They hesitated at their first view of Falameezar, but shouts from inside
the chair and the crack of the shrewish driver's whip forced them onward. The
shrew was elegantly dressed in lace and silk, complete to lace cap.
The chair halted a modest distance away. The three-foot-tall driver descended
rapidly and opened the door, bowing low. The abused bearers slumped in their
harnesses and fought to catch their breath. They'd apparently run most of the
way.
The individual who emerged from the vehicle was clad in armor more decorative
than functional. It was heavily gilded, befitting its owner's high station and
haughty demeanor. He appraised the situation in the square and ambled over.
Open paw slapping across his chest, the beaver saluted sharply as the newcomer
neared. A faint wave from the other was all the acknowledgment he gave the
officer.
"I am Major Ortrum, Commandant of the City Guard," the raccoon said unctuously.
He managed the considerable feat of ignoring Falameezar as he talked to the rest
of the arrivals.
The dragon caught Jon-Tom's attention. The youth edged back alongside the black
bulk while the raccoon recited some sort of official greeting in a bored voice.
"Those poor fellows there," said the dragon angrily, nodding toward the
exhausted bearers of the sedan chair, "appear to me the epitome of the exploited
worker. And I don't care for the looks of this one now talking."
Jon-Tom thought very fast. "I expect they take turns. That's only fair."
"I suppose," said the dragon doubtfully. "But those workers," and he indicated
the panting mice, "are all of the same kind, while the speaker is manifestly
different."
"Yeah... but what about the driver? He's different, too."
"Yes, but... oh, never mind. It is my suspicious nature."
Too suspicious by half, Jon-Tom thought, breathing a mental sigh of relief at
having once again buffaloed the dragon. He hoped to God the Major didn't take
his leave by kicking one or two of the bearers erect.
"I gather," the raccoon was saying, inhaling a choice bit of snuff, "that you
are here on some silly sort of important mission?"
"That's true." Clothahump eyed the Major distastefully.
"Ah, you must be the wizard who was mentioned to me." Ortrum performed a smooth,
aristocratic bow. "I defer to one who has mastered the arcane arts, and to whom
all must look up to." There was a short, sharp guffaw from the bat fluttering
overhead, but Clothahump's opinion of the Major underwent a radical change.
"At last, someone who recognizes the worth of knowledge! Maybe now we will get
somewhere."
"That will depend," said the Major. "I am told you seek an audience of the
council, the military, and the sorceral representatives as well?"
"That's right," said Mudge, "an' if they know wot's good for them they'll give
us a hard listen, they will."
"Or... ?"
"Or..." Mudge looked helplessly at Clothahump.
"A crisis that threatens the entire civilized world looms closer every day,"
said the wizard. "To counter it will require all the resources of the
warmlands."
"Understand that I do not dispute your word, knowledgeable sir," the Major said,
closing his silver snuffbox, "but I am ill prepared to consider such matters.
Therefore I suppose you must have your audience. You must realize how difficult
it will be to gather all the notables you require in a brief period of time."
"Nevertheless, it must be done."
"And at the audience you will of course substantiate all your claims."
"Of course," said the turtle irritably.
Jon-Tom took note of the implied threat. There was more to Major Ortrum than met
the eye, or the nose. It took considerable bravery to stand there showing
apparent disregard for the massive presence of Falameezar. Even Jon-Tom himself,
at first sight, made many of the locals pause.
Then it occurred to him that bravery might have nothing to do with it. He
wondered at the contents of the snuffbox. Major Ortrum might be stoned out of
his socks.
"It will take a little time."
"As soon as possible, then," said Clothahump with a harrumph of impatience.
"Naturally, you will give me the particulars of this supposed threat, so that
the sorcerers at least will know, excuse my boldness sir, that they are not
being dragged from their burrows and dens to confront only the ravings of a
senile fraud." He put up a mollifying hand. "Tut, tut, sir. Think a moment.
Surely you yourself would want some assurance if the positions were reversed?"
"That seems reasonable enough. The wizards of the greater territories are a
supercilious bunch. They must be made to understand the danger. I will give you
such information as will be sufficient to induce them to attend the audience."
He hunted through his plastron.
"Here, then." He removed a handful of tiny scrolls. "These are curse-sealed."
"Yes, I see the mark," said the raccoon as he carefully accepted them.
"Not that it would matter if you saw their contents," Clothahump told him. "All
the world will know soon enough. But there are certain snobbish types who would
resent the intrusion of mere laymen into sorceral affairs."
"Rest assured they will not be tampered with," said the Major with a fatuous
smile. He placed the scrolls in his side purse.
"Now to less awesome matters. It is growing late. Surely you must be tired from
the day's work"--he eyed the unfortunate beaver sharply--"and from your
extensive journeying. Also, it would help settle the populace if you would
retire."
Caz brushed daintily at his lace cuffs and silk stockings. "I for one could
certainly use a bath. Not to mention something more elaborate than camp cuisine.
Ah, for an epinard and haricot salad with spiced legume dressing!"
"A gourmet." Major Ortrum looked with new interest at the rabbit. "You will
pardon my saying so, sir, but I do not understand you falling in with this kind
of company."
"I find my present company quite satisfactory, thank you." Caz smiled thinly.
Ortrum shrugged. "Life often places us in the most unexpected situations." It
was clear he fancied himself something of a philosopher. "We will find you your
bath, sir, and lodgings for you all."
The beaver leaned close, still stiffly at attention, and jerked his head toward
the dragon. "Lodgings, thir? Even for that?"
"Yes, what about Falameezar?" Jon-Tom asked. "Comrades are not to be separated."
The dragon beamed.
"No trouble whatsoever," the raccoon assured him. He pointed behind them. "That
third large structure there, behind you and to your left, is a military barracks
and storehouse. At present it is occupied only by a small maintenance crew, who
will be moved. Should your substantial reptilian friend desire to return to his
natural aquatic habitat, whether permanently or merely for a washup, he will
find the river close at hand. And there is ample room inside for all of you, so
you will be able to stay together.
"If you will please follow me?" He returned to his chair. Curses and urgings
came from the driver. Though high-pitched and squeaky, they were notable for
their exceptional vileness.
Divide and promote a selected few, Jon-Tom thought angrily. That's how to keep
the oppressed in line. The treatment of the smaller rodents was a source of
continuing unease to him.
They followed the chair to the entrance of a huge wooden building. A pair of
towering sliding doors were more than large enough to admit Falameezar.
"This building is often used to house large engines," Ortrum explained. "Hence
the need for the oversized portal.
"I will leave you here now. I must return to make my report and set in motion
the requests you have made. If you need anything, do not hesitate to ask any of
the staff inside for assistance. I welcome you as guests of the city."
He turned, and the chair shuffled off under the straining muscles of the
mice....
XIX
Their quarters were Spartan but satisfactory. Falameezar declared himself
content with the straw carried in from the stables, the consistency being drier
but otherwise akin to the familiar mud of his favorite riverbottom.
"There are some ramifications of communal government I would like to discuss
with you, comrade," he said to Jon-Tom as the youth was walking toward his own
quarters.
"Later, Falameezar." He yawned, nearly exhausted by the hectic day. It had
turned dark outside. The windows of Polastrindu had come alive like a swarm of
fireflies.
Also, he was plain tired of keeping the dragon's insatiable curiosity sated. His
limited store of knowledge about the workings of Marxism was beginning to get a
little threadbare, and he was growing increasingly worried about making a
dangerous philosophical mistake. Falameezar's friendship was predicated on a
supposedly mutual affinity for a particular socioeconomic system. A devastating
temper lay just beneath those iridescent scales.
A hand clutched his arm and he jumped. It was only Mudge.
"Take 'er a mite easier, mate. Yer more knotted up than a virgin's girdle. We've
made it 'ere, an' that were the important thing, wot? Tonight we'll go out an'
find ourselves a couple of less argumentative ladies than the pair we're
travelin' with and 'ave ourselves a time of it, right?"
Jon-Tom firmly disengaged his arm. "Oh no. I remember the last tavern you took
me into. You nearly got my belly opened. Not to mention abandoning me in
Thieves' Hall."
"Now that were Talea's doin', not mine."
"What was my doing?" The redhead had appeared in the doorway ahead.
"Why nothin', luv," said Mudge innocently.
She eyed him a moment longer, then decided to ignore him. "Anybody noticed that
there are dormitories at each end of this mausoleum? They're full of soldiers.
We've been given the officer's quarters, but I don't like being surrounded by
the others."
"Afraid of being murdered in your sleep?" Flor had joined the discussion.
Talea glared at her. "It's been known to happen, usually to those who think
their beds safe. Besides, that Major Maskface said there was normally only a
'maintenance crew' living here. Then where'd all the bully-boys come from, and
why?"
"How many are there?" inquired Caz.
"At least fifty at each end. Possums, weasels, humans; a nice mix. They looked
awfully alert for a bunch of broom-pushers. Well armed, too."
"It's only natural for the city to be nervous at our presence," Jon-Tom argued.
"A few guards are understandable."
"A few yes, a hundred I'm not so sure."
"Are you saying we're prisoners?" said Flor.
"I'm saying I don't sleep well knowing that over a hundred 'nervous' and
well-armed soldiers are sleeping on either side of me."
"Wouldn't be the first time," Mudge murmured.
She looked at him sharply. "What? What did you say, you fuzz-faced little
prick?"
"That it wouldn't be the first time we've been surrounded, luv."
"Oh."
"There's one way to find out." Caz moved to the small door set in one of the
huge sliding panels hung from the west wall. He opened it and conversed with
someone unseen. Presently the beaver officer they'd first encountered outside
the city appeared. He looked unhappy, tried to avoid their stares.
"I underthand you would like an evening meal."
"That's right," said Caz.
"They will be brought in immediately. The betht the city can offer." He started
to leave. Caz restrained him.
"Just a moment. That's a very kind offer, but some of us would prefer to find
our own dinery." He picked absently at his tail, whiskers twitching. "That's all
right, isn't it?" He took a step toward the open door.
The officer reluctantly moved to block his path. "I'm truly thorry, thir." He
sounded as if he meant it. "But Major Ortrum gave thrict inthructions on how you
were to be quartered and fed. Your thafety ith of much conthern to the
authoritieth. They are worried that thertain radical foolth among the population
might try to attack you."
"Their concern for our health is most kind," replied Caz, "but they needn't
worry. We can take care of ourselves."
"I know that, thir," admitted the officer, "but my thuperiorth think otherwithe.
Ith for your own protecthion." He backed out, closing the door tightly behind
him.
"That's it, then," snapped an angry Talea. "We're under house arrest. I knew
they were up to something."
Flor was playing with her knife, cleaning her long nails and looking quite
ravishing as she leaned against a wall, legs crossed and her black cape framing
her figure.
"That's easily fixed. Un poco sangre and we'll go where we please, ¿no es
verdad? Or we could wake up Jonny-Tom's fire-breathing compadre and make
charcoal of that door." She gestured at the huge sliding panels with the knife.
"These aren't the enemy, Flor. Now is a time for diplomacy," he told her. "In
any case, I can't risk leaving Falameezar."
Black eyes flashed at him and she stood away from the wall, jabbed the knife
into the wood. "Maybe so, but I'm like Talea in this. I don't like being told
where I can and can't go even if it supposedly is for my own 'protection'! I had
twenty years of older brothers and sisters telling me that. I'll be damned if
I'm going to let some oversized stuffy coon dictate the same thing to me now."
"Tch, tch... children, children."
They all turned. The squat figure of Clothahump was watching them, clucking his
tongue in disapproval.
"You will all be valuable on the battlefield in the war to come, but that war is
not yet, nor here. The fleshpots of the city do not interest me in the least,
so," and he smiled up at Jon-Tom, "I will remain here to satisfy our large
companion's desire for conversation."
"Are you sure... ?" Jon-Tom began.
"I have listened closely to much of your chatter, and you have instructed me
well. The underlying principles to which this dragon adheres so fanatically are
simple enough to manipulate. I can handle him. Besides, it is the nature of
wizards and dragons to get along with one another. There are other things we can
talk about.
"But you should all go, if you so desire. You have done all I have asked of you
so far and deserve some relaxation. So I will occupy the attention of the dragon
when required, and will aid you in slipping away."
"I don't know." Jon-Tom studied the snoring figure of the dragon. "He has a
pretty probing, one-track mind."
"I will endeavor to steer our talk away from eeonomics. That seems to be his
main interest. After you have departed I shall bar the door from the outside...
a simple bit of levitation. With the bars in place and the sounds of
conversation inside, the other guards will assume all are still here.
"That shouldn't be too 'ard to do, wot?"
Mudge jumped. The wizard had mimicked his voice perfectly.
A dark form descended from the rafters. "What about me, Master?" Pog looked
imploringly at him.
"Go with them if you will. I will have no need of you here tonight. But stay
away from the brothels. That's what got you into this in the first place,
remember. You will end up indenturing yourself to a second master."
"Not ta worry, boss. And thanks!" He bowed in the air, dipping like a diving
plane.
"I don't believe you, but I will not hold you back and let the others go. Moral
desiccation," he muttered disgustedly. Pog simply winked at Jon-Tom.
"You said you'd help us get out. What are you going to do," Flor wondered,
"dissolve the wall?"
Clothahump frowned at her as much as his hard face would allow. "You
underestimate the resources available to a sophisticated worker of miracles such
as myself. If I were to do as you suggest, it would be immediately evident to
those watching us what had taken place. Your temporary departure must go
unnoticed.
"When it is but a little darker I will allow you to pass safely and unseen into
the city."
So it was that several hours later the little group of sightseers stood
clustered in a narrow side street. Oil lamps flickered in the night mist. Light
struggled to escape from behind closed shutters. Around them drifted the faint
sounds of a city too big and bustling to go to sleep at night.
Behind them, across the deserted square, bulked the shadowy, barnlike barracks
in which they'd been confined only moments earlier.
Jon-Tom had expected Clothahump to do something extraordinary, such as
materializing them inside another building.
Instead, the wizard had moved to another small side door. His gift for mimicry,
magical or otherwise, had been used to throw the studied voice of one snoozing
guard. Through the use of ventriloquism he had cast rude aspersions on the
ancestry of the other guard. Violently waking up his supposedly insulting
companion, this victim and his associate soon fell to more physical discussion.
At that point it was a simple matter for Caz and Talea to slip up behind them
and via the judicious application of some loose cobblestones, settle the
argument for the duration of the evening.
It was not quite the miraculous manipulation of magic Jon-Tom had expected from
Clothahump, but he had to admit it was efficient.
No one troubled them or challenged them as they walked down the deserted
thoroughfare. Citizens were voluntarily or else by directive giving the barracks
area a wide berth.
Soon they began encountering evening pedestrian traffic, however, and despite
the size of Jon-Tom and Flor, they attracted little attention. Talea and Mudge
had never been inside a city the size of Polastrindu. They were trying hard to
act blasé, but their actual feeling was awe.
Jon-Tom and Flor were equally ignorant of the city's customs, though not of its
size, and so was Pog. So it was left unspoken that Caz would lead them. After a
while Jon-Tom felt almost comfortable walking the rain-soaked streets, his cape
up over his head. With its overhanging balconies and flickering oil lamps it was
not unlike Lynchbany. The principal difference was the increased volume of
bickering and fighting, of the sounds of loving and playing and cursing and
crying cubs that issued from behind doors and windows.
As in Lynchbany the uppermost garret levels were inhabited by the various
arboreal citizens. Bats like Pog, or kilt-clad birds. Night-fliers filled the
sky and danced or fought in silhouette against the cloud-shrouded moon.
A group of drunken raccoons and coatis ambled past them. Their capes and vests
were liquor-stained. One inebriated bobcat tottered in their midst. She was
magnificently dressed in a long flowing skirt and broad-rimmed hat. With short
tail switching and cat-eyes piercing the night she looked as if she might just
have emerged from a stage version of Puss n' Boots, though the way her companion
coati was pawing her was anything but fairytalish.
They encountered a group of voles and opossums on their way to work. Having just
arisen from a long day's sleep, the workers were anxious to reach their jobs.
The revelers would not let them pass. There was shoving and pushing, much of it
good-natured, as the workers made their way at last up the street.
"Down this way," Caz directed them. They turned down a narrow, winding road. The
lighting was more garish, the noise from busy establishments more raucous.
Heavily made-up faces boasting extreme coloration of fur and skin only partly
due to cosmetics beckoned to them from various windows. By no means were all of
them of a female cast. Flor in particular studied them with as much interest as
ever she'd devoted to a class in the sociology of nineteenth-century theater.
Occasionally these faces would regard them with more than usual intent. These
stares were reserved primarily for the giants Flor and Jon-Tom. Some of the
comments that accompanied these looks were as appreciative as they were ribald.
"My feet are beginning to hurt," Jon-Tom told Caz. "How much farther? You know
where you're taking us?"
"In a nonspecific way, yes, my friend. We are searching for an establishment
that combines the best of all possible worlds. Not every tavern offers sport.
Not every gaming house supplies refreshment. And of the few that offer all, not
many are reputable enough to set foot in."
Still another corner they turned. To his surprise Jon-Tom noted that Talea had
sidled close to him.
"It's nice to be out," he said conversationally. "Not that I was so
uncomfortable back there in the barracks, but it's the principle of the thing.
If they think they can get away with restricting our movements, then they'll be
more inclined to do so, and less respeetful of Clothahump's information."
"That's so," she said huskily. "But that's not what concerns me now."
"No?" He put his arm around her experimentally. She didn't resist. He thought
back to that morning in the forest when he'd awakened to find her curled up
against his shoulder. That warmth communicated itself now through her shirt and
cape. It traveled through his fingers right up his arm and down toward nether
regions.
"What does concern you, then?" he asked affectionately.
"That for the past several minutes we've been followed." Startled, Jon-Tom
started to look back over his shoulder when a hand jabbed painfully into his
ribs.
"Don't look at them, you idiot!" He forced his eyes resolutely ahead. "There are
six or seven of them, I think."
"Maybe it's just another group of party-goers," he said hopefully.
"I don't think so. They've neither fallen behind us, turned off on a different
street, nor come any nearer. They've kept too consistent a gap between us to
mean well."
"Then what should we do?" he asked her.
"Probably turn into the next tavern. If they mean us any harm, they'll be more
reluctant to try anything in front of a room full of witnesses."
"We can't be sure of that. Why not send Pog back to check 'em out," he suggested
brightly, "before we jump to any conclusions? At the least he can tell us
exactly how many of them there are and how heavily armed they are."
She looked up at him approvingly. "That's more like it. The more suspicious you
become, Jon-Tom, the longer you'll live. Pog! Pog?" The others looked back at
her curiously.
"Pog! Good-for-nothing parasitic airborne piece of shit, where the hell--?"
"Stow it, sister!" The bat was abruptly fluttering in front of them. "I've got
some bad news for ya."
"We already know," Talea informed him.
He looked puzzled, remained hovering a couple of feet in front of them as they
walked. "You do? But how could you? I flew on ahead because I was getting bored,
and surely ya can't see...?"
"Wait... wait a second," muttered Jon-Tom. "Ahead? But," and he jerked a thumb
back over his left shoulder, "we were talking about the group that's be--"
"That's far enough!" declaimed a strange voice.
"Whup... see yas." Pog suddenly rocketed straight up into the darkness formed by
garrets and overhanging beams.
Jon-Tom hastily searched the street. The nearest open doorway from which music
and laughter emerged was at least half a block ahead of them on the left. At the