Stone Mattress: Nine Tales

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

These nine tales owe a debt to tales through the ages. Calling a piece of short fiction a “tale” removes it at least slightly from the realm of mundane works and days, as it evokes the world of the folk tale, the wonder tale, and the long-ago teller of tales. We may safely assume that all tales are fiction, whereas a “story” might well be a true story about what we usually agree to call “real life,” as well as a short story that keeps within the boundaries of social realism. The Ancient Mariner tells a tale. “Give me a copper coin and I will tell you a golden tale,” the late Robertson Davies was fond of saying.

Several of these tales are tales about tales; I leave it to you to discover which ones. Three of them have appeared in print:

The title story, “Stone Mattress,” was begun in the Canadian Arctic during an Adventure Canada trip as a way of entertaining my fellow adventurers. Graeme Gibson made a material contribution, as he seemed to have a plan in his head detailing how a person might go about murdering another person on such a trip without getting caught. Since the passengers all wanted to hear how the tale would come out (the numerous Bobs onboard were especially interested), I finished it. It was published in The New Yorker (December 19 and 26, 2011), for which thanks to its editor, Deborah Triesman.

“Lusus Naturae” was written for Michael Chabon, who was putting together a collection of strange tales: McSweeney’s Enchanted Chamber of Astonishing Stories. Ed. Michael Chabon. Vintage Books (2004).

“I Dream of Zenia with the Bright Red Teeth” was written for The Walrus (Summer issue, 2012). Writers were challenged to revisit a character from an earlier work of fiction by them, and I chose Zenia, and her friends or dupes, Ros, Charis, and Tony, from The Robber Bride.

My gratitude, as always, to my editors: Ellen Seligman of McClelland & Stewart, Random House (Canada); Nan Talese of Doubleday, Random House (U.S.A.); and Alexandra Pringle of Bloomsbury (U.K.). And to copyeditor Heather Sangster of Strongfinish.ca.

Thanks also to my first readers: Jess Atwood Gibson, and Phoebe Larmore, my North American agent, and my U.K. agents Vivienne Schuster and Karolina Sutton of Curtis Brown.

Also to Betsy Robbins and Sophie Baker of Curtis Brown, who handle foreign rights. Thanks also to Ron Bernstein of ICM. Also to Louise Dennys of Vintage, LuAnn Walther of Anchor, and Lennie Goodings of Virago, and to my many agents and publishers around the world. And to Alison Rich, Ashley Dunn, and Madeleine Feeny, and also to Judy Jacobs.

Thanks to my office staff, Suzanna Porter; also to Sarah Webster and Laura Stenberg; and to Penny Kavanaugh; and to VJ Bauer, and to Joel Rubinovich and Sheldon Shoib. And to Michael Bradley and Sarah Cooper, and to Coleen Quinn and Xiaolan Zhao. And to the University of East Anglia — especially to Andrew Cowan and the Writers’ Centre of Norwich — especially Chris Gribble — where I spent part of a term as a UNESCO City of Literature Visiting Professor and where two of these tales were completed.

Finally, my special thanks to Graeme Gibson, who has always had a devious mind.