Sucker Bet

15

Rico knew something was wrong the moment he laid eyes on Candy Hart.

It was lunchtime, and they were sitting in the Delano’s patio restaurant. The tables were filled with pasty-skinned young women and their coke-sniffing boyfriends, the waiters balancing monster trays as they darted between tables. Candy had called him an hour ago. Nigel had gone to play eighteen holes on the Blue Monster, and she wanted to talk.

It was the clothes, Rico realized. She was wearing a yellow sundress that made her look like a Sunday school teacher. That was okay—she couldn’t be a hooker twenty-four/seven—but her hair was different, and she wore less makeup. No more bedroom eyes, he thought.

“I want out,” she said.

“Out?”

“Out.”

“Now?”

“Uh-huh.”

Rico tapped his fingertips on the table. Too many people were around for him to raise his voice. So he just frowned, working it out in his head. Candy’s leaving he could handle; he could always find another pretty hooker. But Candy wasn’t leaving, she was staying right here at the Delano, shacked up in Nigel’s bungalow. Removing his wallet, he dropped two thousand dollars on the table and slid it her way. Her eyes locked on the money, then met his face.

“What’s that for?”

“Your last payment. I don’t want anyone ever saying Rico Blanco stiffed them.”

“You sure?”

“It’s yours.”

She started to pick up the money. Rico brought his hand down forcefully on the bills. In a harsh whisper he said, “Do you really think it’s gonna last with this guy? He’s slept with more women than I’ve had bowel movements. You’ll wake up one morning and he’ll be gone. For good.” He saw her eyes well up and went for the kill. “You know why I’m scamming him? Because he’s got it coming. Nigel Moon is a fake.”

The waiter brought their drinks, and Rico drew his hand away. Candy picked up the money and stared at him. Rico looked at his beer. It was an Amstel Light. He hated light beer. The waiter had brought the wrong drink.

“What do you mean, he’s a fake?”

“You want the gory details?”

Candy’s cute mouth twisted into something harsh and unfriendly. “No.”

“Well, for starters—”

“I said no. Shut up.”

“I’ll pay you five grand to stay in.”

“Is that what I’m worth to you, Rico? Five grand?”

“That’s on top of what I’ve already paid you,” Rico said.

Candy picked up the money and threw it into Rico’s face. In a loud voice she said, “Stick it up your ass, you crummy piece of shit,” and stormed down the path toward the hotel’s bungalows. Rico sipped his beer, trying to act nonchalant. People were staring at him, and his money was scattered all over the floor.

He glanced at the glass door that led from the patio into the hotel. His driver was standing behind it, his face pressed to the glass. Rico motioned to him with one finger. Splinters came out and picked up his money.

Five minutes later, driving north on Collins Avenue, Splinters lowered the window that separated him from his boss. “I can’t believe she did that to you.”

Rico opened a real beer from his private stash and chugged it. “Me neither.”

“She cursed you in front of all those people.”

“Don’t remind me.”

“And threw your money on the floor.”

“Shut up, will you?” It was strange, but the worst part had been the taste the Amstel Light had left in his mouth. It tasted exactly like beer wasn’t supposed to taste. The Eden Roc came into view. Splinters put his indicator on and parked by the front entrance.

A uniformed doorman opened Rico’s door, and he got out. He was halfway to the elevators when he had an idea. He retraced his steps.

Splinters was still in the limo, playing with the radio. He’d told Rico that in Cuba there was nothing good on the radio. Rico went around to the driver’s side and tapped on the window. It lowered automatically.

“I need you to do a job for me,” Rico told him.

“Sure,” Splinters said, his fingers clicking to the music blaring out of the speakers.

“Kill her,” Rico said.

Gerry didn’t know what to make of the way his father was acting.

First his old man had wired him money to pay for his hotel and for Yolanda to stay a few more days and for Gerry to fly to Miami that afternoon. Then his old man had met him at the airport, all smiles and hugs, and helped him rent a car, which he’d put on his credit card. And not just any car, but a BMW 540 from Hertz, a hundred bucks a day.

Driving over the Causeway to Miami Beach, Gerry had found himself whistling to a song on the radio. It all seemed too good to be true. Then he’d spotted the flashing lights of the police cruiser in his rearview mirror.

“I’ll take care of it,” his father said when Gerry showed him the speeding ticket at the Fontainebleau. They were drinking sodas by the pool with scores of pretty girls all around them. Gerry felt his father’s eyes burning his face.

“Cut it out,” his father said.

“What?”

“You’re a married man.”

“Just because I’m on a diet doesn’t mean I can’t read the menu.”

His old man leaned across the table, grabbed Gerry’s ear, and gave it a twist. “Listen to me. First your eyes wander, then your dick wanders. And because your dick has only one eye, it sees only half the picture. So cut it out, okay?”

Gerry grunted in the affirmative, and his father let him go. This felt a lot more like his old man. A bikini-clad girl strolled by their table and gave him a wink.

“How you doing,” he said without thinking.

She stopped to chat, leaning over the table so they got the full picture.

“Did you see those lungs?” Gerry said when she was gone.

“She nearly poked my eye out,” Valentine said. “Besides, they’re not real.”

“They were beautiful,” his son said.

“You like fake titties?” his father asked.

Gerry grinned. There was a word you didn’t hear very often: titties. Used exclusively by old geezers of his father’s generation.

“Come on,” his father said, “answer me.”

“Yolanda’s thinking of getting them after she has the baby.”

“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard,” Valentine said. “Talk her out of it.”

“But Pop—”

“You want a woman who’s got her brights on all the time?”

The grin faded from Gerry’s face. “No.”

“Then do as I say. You’ll thank me later on.” Valentine had finished his soda and wiped his mouth with a paper napkin. “I need to talk to you about something that can’t leave this table.”

“What’s that?”

“Rico Blanco.”

Gerry sat up straight in his chair. Two months ago, Rico had scammed him out of fifty thousand dollars, then sent some thugs called the Mollo Brothers to collect. Not having the dough, Gerry had given them his bar in Brooklyn. There had only been one hitch. The bar belonged to his father.

“What about him?” Gerry said.

“He’s running a strip joint on South Beach. I want you to talk to him, see what he’s up to.”

“Rico isn’t going to talk to me.”

“I thought you were friends.”

“He scammed me, pop.”

“You got the bar back, didn’t you?”

“Yeah.”

“So, talk to him. Even if it’s just on the phone. Whatever you can get out of him will be helpful.”

Gerry shifted uneasily in his seat. In some ways, the conversation they were having was worse than being yelled at. He was having to be honest with his father, something he wasn’t used to doing. He put his elbows on the table and saw his father do the same.

“Look, Pop, I’m going to tell you something that won’t make you happy, but you’d better know anyway.”

“What’s that?”

“When I first opened the bar, Rico tried to shake me down. I showed him the liquor license. It’s in your name. I told him you were a cop and that you were connected. He left me alone after that.”

His father pulled back in his chair, staring at him like he’d grown horns.

“You told him I was dirty.”

“Yeah.”

“Damn it, Gerry.”

Gerry found himself missing the yelling. “There’s more,” he said.

“How can there be more?”

“Go back in time a few months. I gave the Mollo brothers the bar to pay off Rico. A few days later, the Mollos get blown up in a car. Rico thinks it was you.”

“Did you tell him that, too?”

Gerry buried his head in his hands. “Yeah.”

“So Rico thinks I’m also a murderer.”

“Yeah,” his son repeated.

“If you called Rico, and told him I wanted to meet him, do you think he’d agree?”

Gerry lifted his eyes and met his father’s gaze. He hadn’t even raised his voice. “Probably. You’re not mad at me?”

His father shrugged, then reached across the table and gave Gerry’s arm a squeeze.

“I’ll get over it,” he said.