Tales of the Peculiar (illustrated)

A Peculiar Copyright

TALES of the PECULIAR

Edited and annotated by Millard Nullings

Illustrated by Andrew Davidson

Copyright © 2016 by Syndrigast Publications

Printed in a nomad’s tent in the desert of Lop, known to some as the Great Lop Depression, extending eastward along the foot of the Kuruk-Tagh to the formerly terminal Tarim Basin in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region, an almost perfectly horizontal expanse.

Bound at great expense in a facility deep underground, the entrance to which, between Fish Street Hill and Pudding Lane, London, you should not attempt to locate, for your own safety.

Vigilantly proofread by the two heads and five eyes of Patricia Panopticot.

“Caesar non supra grammaticos.”

Please don’t copy, steal, or dog-ear the pages of this book. Please don’t use this book as a coaster or a doorstop. Please don’t read the third story in this collection aloud backward. The publisher cannot be held responsible for what may occur.

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