The Act of Roger Murgatroyd

Chapter Two

It was a few minutes short of nine o’clock that same morning when a motor-car was heard pulling up in the forecourt outside the french window and a swift peek between the drawing-room’s heavy velveteen curtains confirmed it to be Dr Rolfe’s. It transpired (as the house-party was to hear it described to them) that the outward journey in particular had been a nightmarish experience. By the Doctor’s account, his Rover had lurched perilously out of one deep snowdrift into another and poor Don seems to have spent more of the trip pushing the car than being driven in it. They had, though, finally made it to Trubshawe’s cottage. Luckily, he was already up, nursing a mug of hot chocolate by the fire – perhaps also nursing a lonely memory or two – while Tobermory, his ancient Labrador, dozed at his slippered feet.

The Chief-Inspector first had to get over his natural surprise at finding a pair of strangers on his doorstep not merely on an icy December morn but on Boxing Day to boot. Having digested that, he was to be surprised all over again when informed of the reason for their call. Once a policeman, however, always a policeman: he accepted without hesitation to return with them to ffolkes Manor. In fact, the Colonel may have been right when he predicted that Trubshawe would actually welcome an injection of excitement in what must have become a somewhat anti-climactic existence after four decades of sterling service at the Yard. Don reported having observed an exhilarated glint in his eyes as well as a coiled and almost cat-like alacrity in his gestures when he and Rolfe gave him a brief rundown of the morning’s bizarre events.

Inside the gloomy hallway the three of them proceeded to divest themselves of their overcoats, scarves and gloves. Then, as the Chief-Inspector briskly dusted the snow from his walrus moustache, Tobermory, who couldn’t be left behind on his own, since at this stage nobody knew for certain just how long it might be before his master got home again, treated his bulgy old frame to an unexpectedly vigorous shake before trotting into the drawing-room and, giving its occupants an incurious once-over, collapsed in front of the fireplace and promptly closed his rheumy eyes.

The company, it has to be said, had become more than a little fretful in the intervening couple of hours. Selina ffolkes had taken to her bed, or at least to her bedroom, minutes after the Doctor’s departure and, with the exception of Chitty, whose idea it had been to fetch the Chief-Inspector and whom it would have been churlish to deprive of the spectacle of his arrival, the servants – the cook, the two housemaids, the kitchen-maid and the gardener-cum-chauffeur-cum-handyman – had all been sent back down to the kitchen, since the only contribution the three maids especially had had to make to the crisis was a nervous twittering that looked unlikely to let up in the short term.

As for the ffolkeses’ house-guests, not knowing whether they ought to go up to their rooms or wait on in the drawing-room, they had all chosen – all but Selina, that is – to stay put.

Maybe ‘chosen’ isn’t the correct word. Though nobody, not even the Colonel, presumed to give an order as such, there was an unspoken feeling among the whole party that, mortifying as it was to have to sit about in their dressing-gowns, hair unkempt and make-up unapplied, it might be wiser if they all remained within reassuring sight of each other until this Trubshawe person turned up, assuming he ever did. Naturally, they all implicitly trusted their fellow guests and hosts, all of them old, dear, close friends. Still, you could almost hear them thinking, if Evie is right …

Time passing as slowly as it invariably does, though, when you’re eager for it to fly, Madge Rolfe had proposed a rubber of bridge to while away what, for all anyone knew, could be several hours before her husband’s return. And since Mary ffolkes had long since given up playing with her own choleric spouse, it was Madge herself who ended up partnering the Colonel, and Evadne Mount the Vicar.

But it had been a spineless sort of game, with a dispiriting absence of the squabbling they all secretly enjoyed. It was clear they felt it would have been both tactless and tasteless to indulge themselves in one of their ripsnorting, corset-cracking rows. So that, when the search-party turned up at last with the Chief-Inspector in tow, it was with unanimous and undisguised relief that they all downed their cards.

Flanked by Don and Rolfe, the burly ex-Scotland Yard policeman stepped into the spacious drawing-room, whose light and warmth, following directly on from the gloom of the narrow hallway, caused him momentarily to blink.

The Colonel walked a few paces forward to greet him.

‘Ah, Trubshawe, so they got you here in one piece? Look, I’m really sorry, old chap, to have to drag you away from hearth and home on Boxing Day – and what a stinker of a Boxing Day it is, eh, what? But we’ve been at our wits’ end – we just didn’t know what …’

The Chief-Inspector took a grip of the Colonel’s hand and gave it such a forceful shake the latter couldn’t prevent himself from flinching. Then he scrutinised the half-dozen guests seated around the fireside – their tired, obscurely frightened eyes lent a semblance of animation by its glow – without letting his own shrewd eyes alight for more than a couple of seconds on any one of them.

‘You needn’t apologise,’ he said, absent-mindedly tweaking one of his bushy eyebrows. ‘I quite see how you had to turn wherever you could for help. Sounds like a dreadful business.’

‘It is, it is. But do come right in, right up to the fire. Warm your hands.’

‘Thanks. I will,’ he answered, marching over to the fireside with a series of generic nods to the attendant womenfolk.

‘Ladies,’ he said lightly, all but dipping his fingertips into the flames.

Then, turning back to the Colonel, he added, ‘I think, though, I ought to be taken at once to the scene of the crime.’

‘You wouldn’t prefer to be introduced first?’

‘Well – no.’

He addressed the others.

‘I don’t wish to appear rude, ladies – gentlemen,’ he nodded again, this time to both genders, ‘but, in view of the extreme gravity of the case, first things first. The body, I think.’

‘Yes, naturally you’ll want to see the body,’ said the Colonel. ‘Yes, yes, if you’ll just come with me. But, you know, it does feel a bit odd you haven’t yet met –’

‘The body first,’ the Chief-Inspector insisted.

‘As you say, then. It – I mean the body – it’s still in the attic. We haven’t touched anything, you’ll see. We left it – we left him – exactly as we found him. If you’d just like to follow me.’

‘Thank you. And perhaps you, Mr Duckworth, would join us? Since you were with the Colonel when he broke into the attic.’

‘Oh yeah, sure thing,’ averred Don. ‘In the car I told you everything I know, but, sure, anything you say.’

‘It might be helpful if Farrar also came with us,’ the Colonel interjected. ‘Take notes. What say you, Chief-Inspector? He’s my secretary and general manager. Good chap to have around.’

‘I don’t have a problem with that. Though I tend to make my own notes’ – he tapped his forehead – ‘inside my head, don’t you know. But yes, why not.’

The small party was then led off into the main hall, a draughty, well-proportioned, high-ceilinged space, though one that some already found lugubrious even without the baleful influence of the present tragedy. On its walls the Colonel had mounted the stuffed heads of every imaginable wild beast, from a magnificently antlered Highland stag and an enormous grey elephant from the Indian hill country to a hybrid flock of smaller and friskier creatures, all of them mementoes of his travels in happier times. At the top of the broad central staircase, which arched out in both directions to two banistered galleries, an Egyptian mummy stood erect in its garish gilt coffin and, when the Colonel escorted Trubshawe past it, and noticed the bemused interest the policeman momentarily took in it, he remarked:

‘My wife’s. Given her by some archaeologist cousin of hers. He – how shall I put this? – he, um, salvaged it from a dig he was directing in Luxor in – let me see – must have been in ’31.’

He then made one of his typically lame efforts to lighten an awkward situation.

‘As I say, it’s my wife’s mummy. What you might call my mummy-in-law. Ha ha ha!’

‘Most amusing,’ said Trubshawe politely.

(To be honest, it was a joke which Roger ffolkes had made to absolutely every stranger who had ever crossed the threshold of his house and by now it was as old and creaky as the mummy itself.)

The Colonel turned into the right-hand gallery past two guest bedrooms connected by a shared, in-between bathroom, then went right again into a narrow corridor at the end of which a spiral staircase led up to the spartan stone corridor along which the servants were variously quartered. It was there that, like a skein of ribbon whose festive curlicues had been neatly ironed out, the spiral staircase straightened itself into a short flight of steps at the very top of which, opposite the last step, loomed the attic door.

Even before the Chief-Inspector had reached that last step, he could see that a heinous crime had been committed inside the room. Not only had the door been forced to give way but it was still jammed against some large, inert object which prevented it from being opened more than a crack, an object which was all too obviously a human body, lying on the floor in a pose as random as a throw of dice. And from under the door a trickle of congealing blood had formed a blot of incongruously vibrant colour against the landing’s drab flagstones.

Trubshawe wasted no time on that blood. Gingerly, so as not to disturb the corpse more than he had to, but aggressively nevertheless, because he wouldn’t otherwise have been able to get into the room at all, he shouldered the door open as far as it would go, stepped over the now visible remains of Raymond Gentry and entered the room.

The attic was of a stark, cell-like austerity, higher than it was long except where its ceiling sloped down to the half-way mark of the wall furthest away from where the Chief-Inspector was now standing. And it was sparely equipped, its furniture consisting, for all in all, of a badly chipped wooden table with its own rickety cane-bottomed chair and, in a corner, one sad and solitary armchair. The latter’s fabric, which would once have been described as chintzy, had suffered so much wear and tear that yellowy-white stuffing protruded unappetisingly from all over its faded surface and the chintz itself had become so worn it was next to impossible to figure out what might have been its original pattern.

There was also, above and behind the armchair, the attic’s one and only window, which was oblong and glassless and traversed vertically by a pair of parallel iron bars.

It was, though, the sight of the dead Raymond Gentry which transfixed everyone’s attention. Wearing the arresting combination of jet-black silk pyjamas and a bathrobe of a fluffy white towelling fabric, he lay stretched across the floor, his sickly, effeminate features warped out of shape by a grimace of indescribable horror. Seeping through his two hands, as they desperately clutched his own neck, rivulets of blood snaked about his long, tapering fingers like so many exotic ruby rings.

Hunkering down to inspect the body, Trubshawe carefully unbuttoned Gentry’s ripped and seared pyjama jacket to examine the bullet wound, an act that made Don shrink back in revulsion.

Then he got to his feet, took a gnarled old pipe out of his pocket, shoved it unlit into his mouth and turned to the Colonel.

‘I presume this,’ he said gravely, ‘is exactly how you found him?’

‘Indeed it is. Nothing’s been moved or even touched. Am I right, Don?’

‘Say what?’ mumbled the young American, still shaken by his brusque exposure to the grisly details of Gentry’s wound.

‘I said, this is exactly how we found him?’

‘Yeah, that’s right. Just as he is now. Pushed up against the door.’

‘And already dead?’ asked the Chief-Inspector.

‘Oh yes,’ said the Colonel. ‘No doubt about that at all. We did ask the Doctor to take a look at him, but he was well past saving. From what Rolfe told us, though, he’d only just been killed. Which makes sense, because of course I had heard the shot myself.’

‘I see,’ said Trubshawe thoughtfully. ‘Now, on our drive back, Mr Duckworth gave me his version of how you two made the discovery. I’d like to run it past you, Colonel, if I may, to assure myself there’s no discrepancy in your accounts.’

‘Yes, of course. Go ahead.’

‘Well, what I gathered from Mr Duckworth was that you were drawing a bath when you heard the firing of a shot.’

‘A shot followed by a scream. A scream, Chief-Inspector, that positively froze my marrow, and I’m no stranger to screams.’

‘A shot and a scream that you immediately knew could only have come from the attic. Have I got that right?’

‘Yes, I heard them both overhead. That’s how I realised they couldn’t have come from the servants’ quarters, you see, because they all sleep in adjacent rooms further along the corridor. The attic is the only room in the house located directly above our bedroom.’

‘So you instantly rushed out of your bedroom –’

‘Well, not quite instantly. I did have to slip on a few more clothes than I happened to be wearing at the time.’

‘Slipping on some extra clothes, you rushed out of your bedroom into the gallery, then up these steps we’ve just climbed and –’

‘If I may interrupt you again, Chief-Inspector?’

‘Yes, Colonel?’

‘So that we’re all in agreement about everything, I think you should know it was as I was starting to climb the steps that I collided with Don, whose bedroom happens to be the closest to them.’

‘Quite so. That chimes exactly with what Mr Duckworth told me. Then, if I understand aright, you both observed blood seeping under the doorway and decided you had to break into the room at once?’

‘You got it,’ said Don. ‘The first, I dunno, three or four times we put our shoulders to the door, it just wouldn’t budge. But, you can see for yourself, the wood’s really old and damp, some parts of it are rotten through – here, look, if you pick at it with your finger it just flakes away – so, anyway, we did eventually manage to get it open. Even then, we could only squeeze into the room by clambering over Gentry’s body.’

While Don was complementing the Colonel’s story, the Chief-Inspector bent down to study the door more closely. Now he stood up and said:

‘I note, too, that the door is locked from the inside and the key is still in the lock. Is that also how you found it?’

‘Absolutely!’ exclaimed the Colonel. ‘That’s what’s so dashed extraordinary about this business. Window barred, door locked from the inside, key still dangling in the lock! I never heard of such a thing, as the Scotchman said of the Crucifixion.’

‘And the attic was empty when you entered it?’

‘Completely empty – except, of course, for Gentry here. I’m blamed if I know how he did it – the murderer, I mean – and assuming it’s a he. As I was saying downstairs a couple of hours ago, it’s the kind of murder you can only imagine being committed in a book. Ironic, really, when you think that one of our guests is Evadne Mount. The thriller writer, you know.’

‘Yes,’ said Trubshawe, ‘Mr Duckworth already told me she was here. I was quite impressed.’

‘A fan of her work, then, are you?’ asked the Colonel.

‘We-ell,’ answered Trubshawe evasively, ‘I don’t know as I’d call myself a fan. She’s never been known to be a fan of Scotland Yard. Inspector Plodder – that’s the moniker I’d be saddled with if I was unlucky enough to turn up in one of her books. I’d be the chump who does all the spade-work, who takes all the pains. Then along saunters some smart-alec of an amateur ’tec and –’

A stentorian voice rang out behind him.

‘If it’s my amateur ’tec you’re talking about, Chief-Inspector, do at least get the sex right. Smart-alexis, if you please, not smart-alec.’

On the threshold, wrapped in her dressing-gown, the quintessence of one of those dotty, indomitable Home Counties matrons who are as irreplaceable a feature of the soft and undulating English landscape as Bedouin tribeswomen are of the no less soft and undulating Sahara Desert, stood Evadne Mount.

‘Smart-alexis?’ repeated the Chief-Inspector, too taken aback for the moment to issue the stern rebuke he doubtless felt she deserved for having followed him uninvited into the attic.

‘If, as you seem to imply, you’ve read my books,’ she said, jabbing a pudgy finger at him, ‘and whether or not you feel you can count yourself among my many fans, you really should know my detective’s name.’

‘Which is?’

‘Baddeley. Alexis Baddeley.’

‘Why, yes, yes, of course it is!’ said Trubshawe. ‘It all comes back to me. Alexis Baddeley. Single lady – formidable intellect – of, as they say, a certain age. It was she who solved the identical-twin fratricide in Faber or Faber, am I right?’

‘You are indeed. It’s funny. I’d always been wary of that whiskery old device of identical twins. So when I finally did employ it, I decided, in my trademark fashion, to stretch the conceit as far as it would go without snapping.

‘You see,’ she rattled on, now extending her discourse to include Don and the Colonel, ‘the novel’s main characters are a pair of identical twins, the Faber brothers, Kenneth and George. Not only do they look exactly alike, they dress exactly alike. They even communicate in a strange coded language that nobody else understands and play endless practical jokes, vicious, mean-spirited pranks, on their neighbours, who of course have never been able to tell them apart.’

‘But I –’

‘Strangest of all,’ continued the novelist, paying no heed to Trubshawe’s attempt to interrupt her, ‘is that they themselves are always quarrelling – the reader soon learns that they actually despise each other – so that, when one of them is murdered, it stands to reason the other must have done it. But since the survivor of the two maintains a stubborn silence as to his identity, the dilemma facing Alexis Baddeley is: which is which? She has to exert all her formidable intellect, as you so kindly put it, Chief-Inspector, to discover whether it was Kenneth who murdered George or George who murdered Kenneth.’

‘And which was it?’ asked Trubshawe, his head literally spinning.

‘You say you read the book,’ Evadne Mount drily countered. ‘You tell me.’

He stared at her, almost if not quite rudely, before remembering that now was not the time for literary reminiscences.

‘Miss Mount, we haven’t been introduced so I’ll do the honours myself. My name is Trubshawe, Chief-Inspector Trubshawe. Or, I should say, ex-Chief-Inspector Trubshawe.’

‘Pleased to meet you,’ returned the novelist.

‘And I you. Honoured, in fact. However, I really must insist that you go back downstairs at once and rejoin your fellow guests. This is no place for a lady.’

Evadne Mount glanced dispassionately at the recumbent form of Raymond Gentry.

‘Fiddlesticks. I can’t speak for my fellow ladies, but I’m quite capable of outstaring a dead body without swooning away like some helpless ninny. And it could be useful to me, as an author of whodunits, to observe the proper – what’s Scotland Yard parlance for it? – process? – no, no, no, procedure, isn’t it?

‘Besides which, as Roger just remarked, this is the sort of crime which is supposed to happen only in books and it’s by way of being a theory of mine that, even in life, there exist murder mysteries we writers are better qualified to solve than you policemen. Naturally I don’t expect you to share that view, but you would agree, surely, that the more the merrier?’

‘The more the merrier, you say?’ mused the Chief-Inspector. ‘Isn’t that rather an unfortunate turn of phrase to use while standing a few feet away from a corpse? And now we’re on the subject, Colonel, I have to tell you this. Though, on the one hand, I’ve certainly sensed the shock and horror any group of respectable citizens would experience on discovering that a brutal murder has been committed in their midst, it hasn’t escaped my notice, on the other hand, that none of you is what might be called prostrate with grief at the death of this young man.’

To Trubshawe’s observation the Colonel seemed at first to have no adequate response.

‘Ah, well …’ he mumbled. ‘It’s just … just … Well, frankly, I’m at a loss to know what to say.’

‘After all, the poor chap was a guest of yours.’

‘That’s just it. He wasn’t.’

‘He wasn’t?’

‘No, I’m afraid not,’ said the Colonel.

‘Then what was he doing here?’

‘The fact is, Trubshawe, I never met Raymond Gentry in my life before. Not till he arrived on Christmas Eve. He came down with my daughter Selina – and Don here. He was Selina’s guest, not mine or my wife’s. It was one of those last-minute changes of plan young people find so appealing, I suppose because it makes them feel they’re being all very Bohemian and free-spirited.

‘I worship my daughter, you understand, but she’s like all her crowd these days. She means no harm, but at the same time she has no consideration of how inconvenient some “amusingly” spontaneous act of hers might turn out to be for the rest of us. When I was her age, I’d never have dreamt of foisting a stranger on my people at Christmas-time, some young man who hadn’t been invited and whom none of us knew from Adam.

‘But there you are, that’s the younger generation for you. The Chelsea set and all that. They’re a law unto themselves, are they not, just as stuck in their ways as we are in ours. And if you even so much as hint that it might have been nice if they’d thought to ask you first, they write you off as some kind of hopelessly hidebound old fusspot.’

‘She gave you no prior warning?’

‘None at all.’

‘And this Raymond Gentry, didn’t he feel discomfort at finding himself among people who were unable or unwilling to conceal their resentment at his presence?’

The Colonel snorted.

‘Gentry? Huh! I tell you, Trubshawe, I shouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that the whole idea of his coming down here hadn’t been mooted by Gentry himself.’

‘Aha. I gather you don’t – didn’t – care overmuch for the young man?’

‘Didn’t care overmuch for him?’ spluttered the Colonel. ‘Gentry was as nasty a bit of goods as I’ve ever had the ill-fortune to encounter. Know what he did for a so-called living? He was, wait for it, a professional gossip columnist for that despicable rag, The Trombone. Now you can’t sink much lower than that!

‘Yes, yes, I realise the man is lying dead at our feet, but there were times I had half a mind to horsewhip him out of the house and frogmarch him down the front drive! And, when you think of it, if I’d had a whole mind to do it, the young whipper-snapper would be alive today!’

‘Why, then, didn’t you?’ asked Trubshawe quietly.

‘Why didn’t I what?’

‘Horsewhip him? Frogmarch him?’

‘In a word, Selina. As I said, it was she who invited him down and she did seem to have a pash on the fellow. Don’t ask me why. Selina’s always been something of a handful, and more so of late, but she’s our only child and Mary and I dote on her. So I decided I’d just have to grin and bear it – try to grin and try to bear it. Bite the bullet instead of firing it, ha ha ha!

‘That, incidentally, Chief-Inspector, in case you hadn’t understood, was my way of telling you that, sorely tempted as I often have been these past twenty-four hours, I did not kill Raymond Gentry.’

On this declaration of innocence his interlocutor, whose crafty old eyes were already taking in the dingily sinister little room, made no comment.

‘I don’t suppose,’ he said instead, ‘there’s any point in my asking you if there was a murder weapon left lying about?’

‘Nothing either of us could see, no.’

Trubshawe stepped over to the table, pulled at its two drawers at once – he had to give one of them a violent jerk before it would consent to slide scratchily open – and found both to be empty.

‘Queer …’ he murmured.

‘What is?’

‘Oh, just that if the murderer had wanted the thing to look like a suicide, then all he had to do was leave his revolver in Gentry’s hand – and given the infernal trouble he must have gone to over the locked door, barred window and all, that surely would have been an obvious ploy to distract us from the true nature of the crime. By removing the gun, he – or, of course, she – has actually succeeded in drawing our attention to the fact that it was murder.’

He crossed to the window and ran a finger aslant its scabby wooden frame. Then, with that powerful grip of his, he endeavoured to prise apart its two iron bars. Neither so much as wobbled.

Rubbing his now dust-covered palms together, he turned to the Colonel again.

‘Servants above suspicion, are they?’

‘Good heavens, yes. They’ve all been with us for years – or, in the case of the maids, months, which is about as much as you’ve any right to expect these days.’

He reflected a moment.

‘There is Tomelty, of course.’

‘Tomelty?’

‘He’s my chauffeur-cum-gardener-cum-general-thingumabob. Irish. Bit too Irish for my liking. Fancies himself as a real devil, Tomelty does. But, to be honest, if he is a danger, it’s only to the village girls. Mary and I suspect he’s already responsible for having popped a bun or two into some local ovens, but no one was able to prove anything – all the mums kept mum, so to say – and I’m not the type of employer who’ll sack a man on the basis of rumour and tittle-tattle. Especially as, for all his occasional Irish insolence, he’s d**ned good at his job. He’s certainly no murderer.’

‘And Farrar?’ Trubshawe then asked him. ‘Do forgive my bluntness, Mr Farrar, but it’s a question that’s eventually got to be put to your employer and I might as well put it now.’

The Colonel vehemently shook his head.

‘Nothing there for you to worry about. Farrar’s been with me – how long has it been? Three years? Four?’

‘Four, sir.’

‘Yes, four years managing the estate and never so much as a shadow of impropriety. In any event, Trubshawe, this whole line of questioning, if you don’t mind my saying so, is absurd. Not one of my employees could have had any motive for murdering Raymond Gentry, a man they barely met, let alone knew.’

‘Am I to assume, then,’ said the policeman, ‘you share Miss Mount’s view that the murderer must be a member of the house-party?’

‘Oh, and who told you I ever said such a thing?’ Evadne Mount brusquely asked.

‘Why, I think it must have been Mr Duckworth here. Yes, that’s who it was. He told me as Dr Rolfe was driving us back to the house.’

Don’s face creased with embarrassment.

‘It’s true,’ he said to the novelist. ‘I did tell the Chief-Inspector everything I’d heard said in the drawing-room. I thought he oughta know.’

‘Young man, you have nothing to apologise for,’ she replied in a kindly tone. ‘I just like to keep tabs on who said what and to whom.’

Whereupon, tightening her robe about her with a shiver, she wandered off into the room and started cursorily to inspect its few wretched items of furniture.

For a moment or two Trubshawe observed her out of the corner of his eye before asking the Colonel:

‘Did you by any chance take a look’ – he pointed down at the body of Raymond Gentry – ‘inside the pockets of his robe?’

‘Certainly not. I already told you, Chief-Inspector, we touched nothing.’

Without further ado, Trubshawe bent down and inserted his hand first into the left, then the right pocket of Gentry’s blood-stained bathrobe.

From the left pocket he came up empty-handed. But, from the right, he pulled out a single sheet of crumpled paper. He bent back up and, without addressing a word to anybody, impassively unfolded it.

On one side of the paper four or five lines, mostly just strings of capital letters, had been typed out. These, he took a few seconds to peruse.

‘Nothing relevant to the case, I assume?’ said the Colonel, trying in vain to squint at the text.

‘On the contrary,’ said Trubshawe. ‘Something extremely relevant to the case. A major discovery, if I’m not mistaken.’

He folded the sheet up and slipped it into his own jacket pocket.

‘Tell me, Colonel, did all your guests share your distaste for Gentry?’

‘None of them could stand the horrible little tick. Why do you ask?’

‘Oh, I have my reasons,’ the Chief-Inspector replied noncommittally.

‘You know, Trubshawe …’

Once more it was Evadne Mount who had cut in.

‘Yes?’

‘Major discoveries are all very well,’ she cavalierly remarked, ‘but sometimes they turn out to be of less significance than minor oddities.’

‘Minor oddities?’

Drawing the tip of her index finger along one of the attic’s floorboards, she held it up for his inspection.

‘Why,’ he said, peering at her fingertip, ‘I see nothing there.’

‘That,’ she said, ‘is the minor oddity.’