The Bad Beat

12

When you occupy a defensive position, it’s important to find good cover. If good cover isn’t available, a spy will try to conceal himself as best as possible. This can mean that he hides behind a bush or a mustache, in a burned-out car or on a crowded bus. Concealment provides time to reorganize and recalibrate an attack and, if done correctly, might also allow a spy to do a little… spying. Because there’s nothing a spy appreciates more than the opportunity to view and analyze his own information-which is why Sugar and I were sitting on the patio of Odessa sipping tea while we waited for Barry to show up.

None of Yuri’s people knew about me, as far as I could tell, and Sugar had escaped out the back door of Henry’s office before he could be spotted. And since Sugar’s car wasn’t registered in his name, whoever Yuri thought he was intimidating by destroying the car wasn’t actually Sugar.

If we were going to exchange information and money, I’d want to do it in public, but I’d want to do it in a place where Yuri felt comfortable, so I figured visiting his place of business was a nice way of getting the lay of the land.

Plus, I’d placed bugs inside the main shop beneath several of the shelves holding tea and accoutrements while we waited to be seated.

“You really think this is a good idea?” Sugar said.

“Well,” I said, “if anyone here suspected we were anything but tea enthusiasts, they would have poisoned us already.”

“I do feel itchy,” Sugar said.

“That’s probably an allergic reaction to being wrapped in plastic.”

“Man, I wasn’t made for this spy game,” he said.

“Which is why you shouldn’t say things like ‘I wasn’t made for this spy game’ in public. It tends to be a red flag.”

“You just want me to sit here and shut up?”

“Yes,” I said. “Sip your tea. You may find you enjoy it.”

“It tastes like dirt, you want my opinion,” Sugar said.

“That’s one thing I don’t want.”

We’d been there for only fifteen minutes and thus far I hadn’t seen a man with a broken wrist or a woman with balance issues who was also bleeding from the ears, so maybe they were both taking a personal day. Our waitress was a young Cuban woman-maybe nineteen or twenty-who didn’t seem to possess any outward signs that she was a Castro supporter here to overthrow the American government, nor did she seem all that interested in bringing us hot water in a timely manner. In fact, the entire tearoom seemed to be filled with people mostly interested in doing their jobs at the rate tea steeps. Which was fine. They didn’t even bother to attempt to peek at the folder filled with documents that I brought with me. I was just another businessman on a business lunch with his drug dealer.

But across the street from the tea shop was another story. Though the information we’d received said that Yuri’s business was registered here-which it was-I could tell now that it was both an issue of keeping up appearances and total convenience.

On the southeastern corner, there was a seven-story condo complex that looked to be made entirely of metal and glass, which made me first think that the air-conditioning bills would be enough to drive any man into an illegal trade, but then when I saw the name of the complex-the Rai Gardens-a familiar tingling sensation began working up my spine.

On the northeastern corner was a five-story office complex that flew the flags of several different countries, including, right in my line of site, the flag of Moldova, a former Soviet state located between Romania and Ukraine. I called Sam.

“How good is your Russian?” I said.

“I’ve had to replace all verb conjugations with information about bandwidth, I’m afraid. Why?”

“Because I’m sitting here at Odessa looking at a condo complex called the Rai Gardens.”

“Doesn’t rai mean ‘heaven’ or ‘paradise’ or something like that in Russian?”

“See,” I said, “you’ve retained just enough information to be useful.”

“I’m trying my best,” he said.

“I need you to do me a small favor,” I said. “Find out where our Ukrainian friend’s wife is from.”

“Why?”

“Because I want to make sure a hunch I’m having is correct,” I said. “The Moldovan Consulate is about fifty yards from the teahouse. I’m going to guess that our Ukrainian friend married a woman from across the border.”

“And that he keeps a place inside the Rai Gardens?”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he owns the Rai Gardens,” I said. “Fiona said she got knocked out and he was there in a matter of minutes. It makes sense that he’d live close enough to asylum and his business interests. It’s too coincidental not to be true.”

“Just as soon as I finish digesting some very interesting information about the wind turbines in Dubai, I’ll be on it. But listen, Mikey, this information Big Lumpy gave us? It’s a lot more comprehensive than whatever Brent knows.”

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“This laptop, it’s loaded with video of test sites. We’ve got formulas here that mean nothing to me but must mean something to someone. I mean, when he said that he’d make the information government secrets, I really think he meant it. He has a whole Power-Point presentation on here that I’d say he didn’t just whip up overnight before he died.”

“You know his connections,” I said.

“But what if he’s trying to screw us? What if we give this information to Yuri and it really is the kind of thing that will give him a leg up, give terrorists a leg up, too?”

I thought about it for a moment. “I don’t know, Sam,” I said. “He was NSA. I don’t see him doing that. He said it would bring Yuri down, and I want to believe him.”

“I don’t know, Mikey,” he said.

“Look,” I said, “he won’t have the chance to get anywhere with it. We give him the information and twenty-four hours later, he’s in a prison somewhere. It’s a chance we need to take.”

“We’re putting our faith in a whole slew of untrustworthy people. He’s got three zip drives full of information we’re supposed to hand to Yuri. I can’t make sense of anything on them.”

“Sam,” I said, “I’ve got a good feeling Big Lumpy was preparing for this moment for a very long time. He knew way too much about everything way ahead of time.”

“But why would he care about screwing Yuri Drubich?”

“I don’t think he did,” I said. “I think he wanted to help Brent.”

“He’s got a funny way of being nice,” Sam said.

“Speaking of which,” I said, “anything yet on Monty?”

“No,” Sam said. “Big Lumpy kept a tight organization. You want me to poke some lowlifes, I can do that, but it may raise suspicion.”

“No,” I said. “I’m meeting with a lowlife shortly. Maybe he’ll have something we can use.”

I hung up and took another sip of tea. I could tell Sugar wanted to say something, anything, because staying quiet to him was like swallowing castor oil was for other people. But before he could say anything, I gave him an order. “I want you to count how many Denalis drive down the street and park either over there by the condo or over there by that embassy-looking building. If they have tinted windows, count them twice.”

“Why twice?”

“Because no one with tinted windows drives alone,” I said.

“Do I win some kind of prize at the end?”

“If everything works out the way I think,” I said, “you’re going to get to keep on living and selling drugs to college freshmen.”

This got Sugar’s interest. “Cool,” he said. He turned his chair so that he was facing the street more directly and then took off his sunglasses, since apparently he has a hard time concentrating with sunglasses on. “You think I could get another one of these teas? I sort of like the buzz it’s giving me.”

I opted not to tell Sugar he was drinking the Russian equivalent to chamomile and went ahead and poured him some of my zavarka, the strong, sometimes pungent tea favored by Russian diplomats the world over. He took a sip and I watched as he tried to keep from coughing it all back up. To his credit, he remained strong and kept drinking from his cup as he counted cars.

A few minutes later, what I hoped was a rented purple Ford Focus pulled into the parking lot and out stepped Barry, right on time and dressed just as I’d ordered: a blue polo shirt tucked into a pair of tan slacks. He wore a pair of hideously ugly brown Crocs on his feet, which was counter to my order that he be wearing loafers, but it was suitable enough. He had also shaved, as instructed, and wore a pair of sunglasses that made him look like someone’s father-a pair of barely tinted aviators-and had managed to comb his spiked hair into something vaguely resembling a normal hairstyle.

Combine all of this together, along with Barry’s usual countenance, and it made for the perfect package of world-weary middle-class angst. Wonderful.

I waved at Barry and he just sighed and made his way across the parking lot toward the tearoom.

“Who’s the square?” Sugar asked.

“Barry,” I said.

“Bad Check Barry? The money launderer?”

“Same guy.”

In fact, Barry was far more than a money launderer these days. He’d diversified his talents to the point that he was practically a one-stop shop for all your illegal paperwork needs. Like an Office Depot, but with the ability to get you a fake passport and safe passage to Ecuador at a moment’s notice.

He wasn’t a lawyer, but he’d be able to help me with the conditions of Brent’s new wealth that Big Lumpy had set forth and with the lengths (or depths) we’d need to go to in order to secure Brent the opportunity to find that wealth.

But he didn’t know all of that when he sat down at the table with Sugar and me.

“You look good,” I said.

“I feel like one of those tourists serial killers keep an eye out for, since they know no one will miss them. I had to go into Walmart to get all of this stuff. Do you know how degrading that was for me, Michael? What if someone I know spotted me?”

“You’d be forced to vote Republican from here on out,” I said.

Barry handed me a receipt for $127.98. “You don’t need to pay me back for the sunglasses,” he said. “I like the way they look on my face. Might be good for business meetings with people not quite as fashion forward as you and your Scooby Gang. Plus it makes me look a little more authoritarian.”

“That’s why cops wear them,” I said.

“These pants are some kind of polyester blend,” Barry said. “I’m sweating in places I didn’t know I had places.”

“I appreciate you coming in costume,” I said. “I’m going to make it worth your while.”

“You working with some fetish gang or something?”

“Not quite,” I said.

“Not even close, bro,” Sugar said, which made Barry do the one thing he hadn’t done yet: acknowledge that someone else was sitting at the table with me. One thing most criminals have in common is the ability to completely ignore people they have absolutely no interest in. It makes it less likely those people will be able to positively identify them later or, worse, testify against them.

“Who are you?” Barry said to Sugar.

“Sugar.”

“I thought the Spice Girls broke up,” Barry said and then he turned back to me. “Who is this person to my left?”

“He’s a drug dealer. He used to live downstairs from me.”

“Oh,” Barry said. “The guy you shot?”

“Same guy,” I said again.

“Why does everyone know that?” Sugar asked.

“It’s a funny story,” Barry said. “I didn’t even hear it from Michael. Shot him through the wall, right?”

“Right,” I said.

“Classic,” Barry said. “You doing some kind of ‘Up with People’ thing with him now?”

“We’ve done some work together in the past,” I said.

“I’m pretty much on the team,” Sugar said.

“No, you’re not,” I said. “He’s currently part of the reason we need you.”

“My lucky day,” Barry said.

“I already know you,” Sugar said. “You’re Bad Check Barry. See, I know all the gangsters up in this piece.”

Barry stared at Sugar for a long time without speaking. Normally, Barry is the kind of guy who likes to chat a bit, but I could tell he felt uneasy about Sugar. Finally, he turned to me and said, “I’m going to pretend he’s not here. Is that okay?”

“That’s fine,” I said. “Sugar, go back to counting Denalis.”

“I’ve already got five,” Sugar said.

“Good. Stop if you get to twenty.” I waved the waitress over-since we were now the only people on the patio she actually managed to get to our table in a reasonable amount of time-and ordered another samovar of tea for Barry. I needed him alert, so I poured him a healthy-sized serving. He took a sip, grimaced and tried to act cool.

“What do you call that flavor?” he asked. “Communism?”

“Gorbachev’s favorite tea,” I said. “Served it to Reagan and then they talked about movies with chimps.”

“I thought I recognized it,” Barry said. “It’s strong. Tastes a little bit like something the Russians would pour in your eyes to make you talk. They ever do that sort of stuff?”

“They were known for their persuasive interrogation techniques,” I said.

Barry took another sip and then looked around the place. “It’s nice here. The kind of place I could bring a date later on. You ever bring Fiona here?”

“She came on her own recently and now she’s not welcome back,” I said.

“That happen a lot?”

“Yes,” I said. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the envelope Big Lumpy had delivered to my mother’s house that outlined the terms by which he’d leave Brent enough money to live on for a very long time. “I want you to read this, tell me if you think what’s outlined here is possible.”

“Legally possible?”

“Possible possible.”

“And then you’ll tell me why I’m dressed like this?”

“I will,” I said, “but those shoes were your choice.”

“I take my foot care seriously,” he said. “These I can just throw away later and I won’t feel like I’ve wasted your money after bad podiatry.”

He unfolded the letter and began to read. It wouldn’t take him long, since Big Lumpy had outlined Brent’s life into ten easy-to-digest points, perhaps because he wasn’t confident Brent had much in the way of reading comprehension skills:

1. In order for you to collect on the terms of my will, which, by the time you receive this, will already be in active probate, I ask first that Michael Westen make it clear to you that I was aware your father was not dead and that I chose, nevertheless, to go forward with this agreement. Surprisingly, Mr. Westen has your best interests at heart.

2. You shall receive the proceeds of the sale of your “technology,” minus the existing debts of Henry Grayson and Nate Westen (as have been outlined under separate cover), the small sum that will be needed to show that the transaction was made with my estate (no more than $1 million) to ensure prosecution of purchaser of “technology,” any middleman fees incurred by Mr. Westen and any property costs associated with fires, explosions or burials incurred by Mr. Westen, in monthly allotments until the age of 25. However, this money must go toward living expenses, schooling and research only. No gambling.

3. You shall attend MIT. You need only to apply. The rest has been taken care of.

4. You shall work for the United States Government until age 25. I would prefer that you not become a spy, but rather a scientist. If you must, a position at the NSA would be acceptable. The position in the United States government is also already taken care of.

5. You must provide your father with whatever medical or mental care he needs; however, you are to provide him with no money. You may pay his bills for the rest of his life if you choose, but he should not be in a position to actually spend money (apart from small items like groceries, toothpaste, etc.). If at any time your father has an outstanding debt to what would normally be considered an “underworld figure” your financial support will be removed, even if you are beyond the age-25 threshold. (Though I am dead, trust me that your accounts will be debited from the sum you’ve received thus far.)

6. After age 35, if you choose to embark on a life of crime, you are not allowed to go by any demeaning nicknames.

7. The money derived from the sale of your “technology” will be deposited into a foreign bank account, as the money will technically be from an enemy combatant. Either my associates will be able to facilitate this or certainly Mr. Westen will know some people of ill means who will be able to provide cover in this regard. I would recommend Iceland rather than a traditional island or an Eastern European haven.

8. Keep friends close. My associates are prepared to offer educational packages to at least one current friend that is not Sugar.

9. See that my grave is kept clean. As you will be in Massachusetts attending college, I expect that you will visit my grave in Cambridge at least twice a year with proper cleaning supplies.

10. In the event you are unable to secure funding for your “technology” or are otherwise damaged in the pursuit of said deal, all of the above is still valid, including your education and position in the United States government provided Nate Westen’s debt is paid in full. No further financial benefit shall be made from this estate.

Barry took off his glasses and rubbed at his eyes. “Who is this from?” he asked.

“You ever hear of someone named Big Lumpy?”

Barry made a slicing motion over his face. “The eyelid guy?”

“That’s him.”

“He’s dead?”

“Yep,” I said. “Coroner confirmed it.”

“That doesn’t mean anything,” Barry said. “You should ask to see a body. And even then, you never know. Voodoo and all that. Did you know Miami is considered one of the most haunted cities in the United States? So, who knows. I could be dead and you could be talking to my ghost.”

“Barry,” I said, “calm down.”

“He’s a bad guy, Michael,” Barry said. “I made a New Year’s resolution to spend less time with bad guys.”

“You’re a bad guy,” I said.

“I mean people who are evil,” Barry said. “I’m just a criminal. You drop your wallet, I’m giving it back to you. You need a fake passport to get out of the country, I’m your man, because I believe in a world without borders.”

“That’s why?”

“In a perfect utopian world, yes,” he said.

“You’d need to find a new line of work,” I said. “In any case, Big Lumpy just had a good press agent. He kidnapped Sugar and didn’t even torture him.”

“You have a weird idea of what torture is, bro,” Sugar said. “And that Denali parking across the street? That’s number twenty.”

I pulled out my wallet and handed Sugar a fifty. “You see that building over there with the flags?”

“Yeah?” Sugar said.

“I want you to walk over there and hand the security guard at the front desk this fifty-dollar bill and ask him how often Yuri Drubich visits the building.”

“What if he won’t tell me?”

“He will,” I said. “If he says he can’t tell you, that’s all the answer we need.”

Barry and I watched Sugar walk through the tea shop and then out into the street, where he was nearly hit from both sides.

“He’s not a smart person,” Barry said.

“He has his uses,” I said.

“Did you say Yuri Drubich?”

“Did I?” I said.

“Did you?”

“I don’t think I did,” I said. I needed to keep Barry rooted in time and space before I brought the Yuri element into play.

“I thought you told Sugar to go ask about Yuri Drubich, and, as policy, I don’t do business with ex-KGB. They aren’t very responsible people and they tend to act violently, like they still think they’re a superpower. I’m not down for that business. Russian Mafia? Not so bad. They’ve got a code, at least. So they wear leather trench coats and quote Scarface, fine. But they’re predictable. Move a little H. Do a little human trafficking, whatever. But these ex-KGB guys all think the Cold War is still going on and that the Soviets are winning. I can’t deal with that arrogance. You don’t see the English coming here and trying to refight the Revolutionary War. They understand, and look at us now. Kissing cousins.” He paused, took a breath and then leaned toward me. “Anyway, my point is some evil never dies,” Barry said. “I saw a movie about that. Be that Big Lumpy or Yuri Drubich.”

“If Big Lumpy’s ghost comes back and wants to hurt you, I’ll be there to stop it.”

“Oh, you’re a ghostbuster now?”

“He’s dead,” I said. “And even if he wasn’t, he would be soon.” I explained to Barry the condition Big Lumpy was in when last I’d seen him. And then I decided it was best to tell him the rest of the story, from the Web site to Brent’s deal with Yuri Drubich, to Big Lumpy’s role in this and, finally, that Henry Grayson was now in a safe location. The more I told him, the more pale he became.

“You know what would be nice?” Barry said. “If one day you just called me and said you needed to launder some money.”

“It’s a more complex world than it was when you first started in business,” I said. “You should be happy you haven’t been left behind.”

“I guess so,” he said. He examined the letter again. “Well, this Iceland thing is a pretty good idea. After their banks collapsed in 2008, they’ve been hungry for American dollars, so they relaxed a lot of their regulations. You ever seen one of their bills? The krona? It’s got one of the ugliest men in a wig on it I’ve ever seen. It’s like a drag show you can buy food with.”

“That’s not helpful in the least,” I said.

“It’s still a good place to stash money,” Barry said,

“as long as you don’t mind a low interest rate. The American dollar to the krona is almost as bad as the euro to the krona, which makes it not a great place to invest, but a good place to stash.”

“So you can take care of that?” I said.

“Sugar could do it.”

“What else?” I said.

“How much does Henry Grayson owe?”

I pulled out a handy Excel spreadsheet Big Lumpy had been kind enough to provide me-which also included Nate’s debts-and gave it to Barry. He examined it for a few minutes. “This guy should not bet,” Barry said. “He shouldn’t be allowed to make any decisions whatsoever, really.”

“Hence the conditions,” I said.

“It says here he’s already paid off a couple hundred thousand and he still owes, what, another four hundred thousand?”

“And that’s not with any further vig,” I said. “Big Lumpy cut off the vig at his death.”

“That’s proper,” Barry said. “Can’t take it with you, I’ve always been told. It says here Nate owes… two hundred dollars?”

“Correct,” I said. “A purely symbolic gesture by Big Lumpy.”

“You sure he’s dead?”

“Sure.”

“Well, everything he lays out here, I can get it all set up for the kid. Big Lumpy’s got some guy who’s still breathing who’s taking care of it from his end?”

“You know an Asian guy named Monty?” I said.

“Wears white all the time?” Barry said.

“Yes,” I said. “Where do you know him from?”

“Couple years back he was in a hot stone massage class with me at the junior college. We bump into each other periodically on the circuit.”

“The circuit?”

“You know, galas on the Fish that are just veiled pyramid schemes, casino yachts run by Cubans in the Biscayne, parties with Jay-Z, that sort of thing. He’s an ex-something-supersecret.”

“Yeah,” I said, “that’s what I got from talking to him.” I thought for a moment. “You took a class in hot stone massage?”

“It’s a fascinating art, Michael,” he said. “You learn all about pressure points that can be manipulated for the release of tension. It can be a very useful technique for a single man.”

“Or someone who needs to torture people periodically,” I said.

“No, there’s an oath you take that you’ll never use the art for ill. A whole creed you have to say before class. Something about using might for right. I remember that part.”

“He’s Big Lumpy’s guy Friday,” I said. “What’s his reputation?”

“You work for Big Lumpy, perception is that you’re best of the best, but that could mean best at breaking arms or puncturing lungs or whatever.”

“I’m asking if he’s someone to worry about.”

Barry thought for a moment. “Worry? No. At heart he’s a gentle soul. He liked to paint these very small poems onto his hot stones. Said they gave the stones emotional power, too.”

“You think you can work with him?”

“I can work with anyone,” Barry said, “provided their money is green.”

“You’ll be compensated.” Across the street, Sugar was already dodging oncoming traffic again as he made his way back to Odessa. Maybe, I thought, remembering my impressions of Big Lumpy, some kids never did get the “look both ways” thing down pat. “I need you to be Henry Grayson,” I said.

“Doesn’t Yuri want to kill him?”

“Yes,” I said. “But he also wants to kill Fiona, so you’d be in good company.”

“You’re not making this sound any more appealing,” Barry said. “Besides, I’m not old enough to have a nineteen-year-old kid.”

“No?”

“No,” he said. He didn’t sound all that convincing.

“How old are you, Barry?”

“That’s confidential information,” he said. “You can’t ask me that.”

“I’m going to guess forty-three,” I said. “Normal person, by the time they’re forty-three, they’ve got a kid.”

“I’m not a normal person and I’m not forty-three,” he said. “Do I look forty-three?”

“Right now you look about fifty,” I said. “The Crocs aren’t doing you any favors.”

“These pants make me look fat,” Barry said.

“Pleats do that,” I said.

“What would I need to do?”

“You’d need to come with me and Sam and Brent to meet with Yuri. While you’re there, you’re going to apologize for doing some untoward things and then we’ll all go home.”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it,” I said. “Essentially.”

“What does ‘essentially’ mean?”

“Won’t know until it happens,” I said. I poured Barry another cup of tea and pushed it toward him. “Put some honey in it. It will calm you down.”

Barry took a sip and grimaced. “The honey only makes the bitter things stick together,” he said. “So this Brent. What’s he like?”

“Shrugs a lot. Says ‘like’ every other word.”

“Is he worth all of this trouble?”

“He’s a smart kid. Big Lumpy thought he was the real deal, obviously. He’s had a bad life,” I said. “I think everyone deserves a chance for a better one. Maybe this will give him that.”

“In the end, it’s just money.”

“You saying money can’t buy happiness?”

“Personally,” Barry said, “I derive great pleasure from money, but you know how kids are today.”

“I guess you’d know better than me, being closer in age to most children,” I said.

Barry didn’t respond to that. “And I’m to portray his father?”

“Yes.”

“Will I get a script?”

“Do you need a script?”

“I did a bit of theater in high school,” Barry said. “Thurber and the like. So I at least need to know my motivation.”

“Not to die,” I said.

“That’s easy enough,” Barry said.

Sugar finally navigated his way across the street, the parking lot and the tea shop and found his seat back at the table. He still had the fifty-dollar bill in his hand, along with a flyer for some event.

“Bro,” he said, “you won’t believe what I found out.”

“That this isn’t a pedestrian state?” I said.

“Our boy is gonna be all up in some black-tie shit tonight.”

Sugar handed me the flyer. Across the top it said THE CONSULATE OF MOLDOVA SALUTES ITS PHILANTHRO-PIST OF THE YEAR. In the center of the flyer was a huge photo of Yuri Drubich, his lovely wife and three lovely children. There was even a dog in the photo. Some kind of spaniel with a very pink tongue. It was suitable for framing or turning into a Christmas card. At the bottom of the flyer it said that the evening’s black-tie celebration would begin at eight p.m. and that Drubich would be honored for his “tireless efforts in expanding technology to the children of Moldova.” To reserve a table of five was a mere $10,000, though ten people got you a discounted rate of just $15,000. Checks payable to the Drubich Trust for Electronic Education.

I showed the flyer to Barry. “You have a cheap tuxedo?” I asked.

“If I wear black tie, I go all-out,” he said. “I prefer Armani.”

“We’ll get you a nice rental,” I said.

“Nothing with ruffles,” he said. “My senior prom I went ruffles and I’ve regretted it ever since.”

“Do you have any bad checks you’d like to pass?”

“Cashier’s or certified?”

“Let’s go cashier’s. More cachet. Make it from InterMacron Industries.”

“You’ll need to give me some time,” he said.

“How long?”

Barry looked at his watch. “Best guy in town is just down the street,” he said. “Factor in schmoozing and gossip, I can be back in fifteen minutes.”

“Go,” I said.

“How much you want the check for?”

I took a sip of tea and looked out at the street. The number of consulates in the same building as the Moldovan Consulate would make things difficult security-wise, I suspected. Bringing guns inside would be nearly impossible, yet I knew for certain that Yuri’s security detail would be fully loaded, which presented some problems. If we met privately with Yuri and his men were forced to kill us, it would be easy to cover up under the guise of an attack on the Moldovan Consulate by a burned spy, an ex-Navy SEAL and an Irish terrorist; Brent and Barry would be more difficult to explain, but they were also two people not many other people would miss, just as Barry feared. Plus, I’d need to find a place to stash Sugar where he couldn’t hurt himself or others.

This would take some planning, but I had some ideas.

“Make the check for a hundred thousand,” I said. “That should be enough money to ensure the opportunity to make a toast at this event, don’t you think?”

“Why not make it a million?” Barry said.

“Yeah, boy,” Sugar said, apparently feeling that he was allowed to speak again. “Go big or stay home. That’s how I roll.”

I hated to agree with Sugar. But even a clock is right twice a day. “Do it,” I said and Barry was up and gone.

It was just after noon, which meant I had a little less than eight hours to make it all airtight. I texted Fiona with some of the new details and then called Sam.

“Thank you for calling InterMacron,” Sam said.

“We’ve had a slight change of plans,” I said.

“Don’t tell me I learned all of this for nothing,” he said.

“No,” I said, “you’ll need it.” I told Sam about the event honoring Drubich that evening and about the generous donation I thought InterMacron should make in his honor. “How do you feel about doing a little public speaking tonight?”

“As long as they have an open bar,” Sam said, “I’m prepared to speak at length on any number of subjects.”