The Barbary Pirates

CHAPTER THREE

I turned. A swarthy, hawk-nosed man in the getup of a sultan had entered the antechamber. His eyes were predatory and his lips thin as a lizard’s, giving him the reptilian guise of an inquisitor, or one of my creditors. His turban was decorated with an ostrich feather of the kind the soldiers had collected in Egypt, by shooting the dim-witted beasts that ran wild there. He didn’t really look Arab, however, but French. We all like to pretend.

“May I present Osiris, god of the underworld,” Isis/Marguerite introduced. “He’s a student of Egypt like you.”

The man bowed. “Of course I haven’t found treasures like the famed Ethan Gage.”

“Lost everything, I’m afraid.” People always hope I’m rich, in case I might share. I disabuse them as quickly as I can.

“And left Egypt before the campaign was over, did you not?”

“As did Napoleon. I’m American, not French, and I control my own life.” This wasn’t quite true, either—who does control his life?—but I didn’t want it implied I’d scuttled.

“And would you care to wager that life?”

“Hardly. I’ve been telling the Queen of Arabia here that I’ve reformed.”

“But every man can be tempted, which is the lesson of the Palais Royal, is it not? All have something they long for. None are completely guiltless. Which is why we congregate, and never judge! We may admire the righteous, but we don’t really like them, or entirely trust them, either. The most pious are crucified! If you want good friends, be imperfect, no?”

My companions, I realized, had been led by their consorts out of sight. The savants were either bolder or drunker than I thought. Which meant that I was suddenly quite alone. “Nobody’s more imperfect than me,” I said. “And just who are you, Osiris? Do you procure?”

“I assist, and learn. Which is how I can offer a wager to tell you what you want to know, and you don’t have to bet a sou to win it.”

“What do you think I want to know?”

“Where the priestess is, of course.”

Astiza was a priestess of sorts, a student of ancient religion. I felt a jolt of memory.

“She still touches your heart, I think. Men call you vain and shallow, Ethan Gage, but there’s spark and loyalty in there as well, I’m guessing.”

“How do you know about Astiza?” I was aware that with the absence of my companions, two new men had materialized in the shadows, bulky as armoires. They now guarded the brothel door. And where was Marguerite?

“It’s my fraternity’s business to know what men wish to know.” And he drew from his robe that symbol I’d encountered before on the neck of my enemy in North America: a golden pyramid entwined with the snake-god Apophis hanging from a chain: the crest of arms, of sorts, of my old nemesis the Egyptian Rite. The last time I got entangled with this bunch it was for torture at an Indian village, and I automatically stiffened and wished for my longrifle, which of course I’d left at home. This Osiris seemed snakelike himself, and I felt dizzy in the smoky musk of the room. It smelled of hashish.

“You’re part of the Rite?” The Egyptian Rite was a renegade group of corrupt Freemasonry founded a generation before by the charlatan Cagliostro, and which had been plaguing me since I won a medallion in a Paris card game four years before. I’d hoped I was done with them, but they were persistent as taxes.

“I’m part of a group of like-minded people. Pay no attention to rumor. We’re reformers, like you.”

“Can I see the emblem?”

He handed it to me. This one was heavy, perhaps solid gold. “Try wearing it, if you like. I think it conveys a sense of power and confidence. There’s magic in what one puts on.”

“Not my style.” I hefted it, considering.

“I respect your pledge against gambling, Monsieur Gage. How inspiring to encounter reform! But please don’t be alarmed by this symbol. I’m offering alliance, not enmity. So I propose a simple riddle, a child’s puzzle. If you answer it correctly, I will take you to Astiza. But if you answer it incorrectly, your life will be mine, to do as I say.”

“What does that mean? Are you the devil?”

“Come, Monsieur Gage, you have a reputation as a master of electricity, a savant. Surely a child’s game doesn’t daunt you?”

Daunt me? I was holding in my hand a symbol of what, as far as I knew, was a cabal of snake worshippers, sorcerers, perverts, and conspirators. “And what do you risk?”

“The priceless information I hold. After all, you’ve staked no money.”

“Nor have you! So if you want to play riddles, we both must play. Your purpose against my life, Osiris.” That should give him pause. “If I win my riddle and you lose mine, you must not only send me to Astiza but explain once and for all the business of your odd Rite. What are you eccentrics really after?” I’d remembered a puzzle Franklin had told me once, and decided to try it on him.

He considered, and shrugged. “Very well. I never lose.” He held up a minute glass.

My blood was up. “Start the sand, then.”

“My riddle first. Two condemned men are at the bottom of a sheer pit that can’t be climbed, and are scheduled for execution at dawn. If they could reach the lip of the pit they could escape, but even with one standing on the other’s shoulders, they cannot reach that high. They have a shovel to tunnel, but to dig far enough will take days, not hours. How can they escape?” He turned the timer.

I watched its hiss of grains and tried to think. What would old Ben have advised? He was a font of aphorisms, half of them annoying. Buy what you have no need of and soon you will have to sell your necessaries. True enough, but what fun is money if not to squander?

Confinement? They that can give up essential liberty to obtain temporary safety deserve neither. That was no help either. The sand was piling up at the bottom of the glass and Osiris, or whatever his name really was, was regarding me with amusement. We get old too soon and wise too late. Well, that certainly applied to me. Sand, sand, draining down…

But that was it! Sand! “They tunnel,” I announced, “but only to obtain sand to pile on one side of the pit. When it is high enough, they stand on it to reach the well’s lip.”

My riddler slowly clapped his hands. “Congratulations, Monsieur Gage, your reputation for a modicum of wit is not entirely undeserved. It appears I’m to take you to Astiza.”

“And explain the goal of your bloody Rite as well, perhaps. You had your turn, so now it’s mine. You must make a statement. If your statement is false, I will take all your possessions. If it is true, I will require the truth of who you really are and what our game really is.”

“You are posing an unwinnable dilemma, Monsieur.”

“That’s the challenge, isn’t it?” I turned the glass, and the sand began hissing again.

Osiris considered, watching the seconds pour out as I had. Then he smiled, a slit in a cruel face. “You will take all my possessions.”

Now it was my turn to nod in grudging acknowledgment. “Well played.”

“I turned your dilemma on its head. If you take all my possessions, that makes my statement true. But if it is true, you cannot take my possessions, which requires a false statement. And yet without taking my possessions, my statement is false, so I don’t owe you the truth either. You must release me of either obligation.”

“You would make a Franklin man.”

“And you, an Egyptian.”

Weren’t we the complimentary pair? “So, will you take me to Astiza as you promised, even if you won’t tell me all I want to know?”

“Yes. But she’s not here in Paris, Monsieur Gage. Nor in Egypt, either, I’m afraid. But no matter. As your riddle was double-edged, mine was as well. Had you lost, your life would have been mine, as you promised. And though you’ve won, your life is still mine—I will take you to Astiza, but I will have to take you in a roundabout way.” He nodded to his hulking companions. “Your presence is imperative in Thira, you see, where we will go en route to your lover. There’s a secret we need found. I hope you’re flattered we need your insight. But if not, I brought these companions to ensure you’d come along.”

“I’m sorry, Ethan,” Marguerite called from behind one of her spangled curtains. “These are not men to trifle with! They threatened to hurt me! I had no choice but to lure you down here! It was you or me!”

Have I mentioned I have bad luck with women? The door was blocked by ogres and behind me was a subterranean seraglio. I tried to think of a plan. One of the doormen lifted manacles.

“Then I have no choice either.” I once might have hesitated to use force, given my naturally affable personality, but I’ve learned the rascals of this world thrive on good men’s indecision. I whipped Osiris’s pyramidal medallion as hard as I could across his face, making him curse and reel. Then I kicked the nearest of his troglodytes in the cockles, bending the bastard like slamming the leaves of a book. The other tried to charge but collided with the first two, and so I had time to aim and hurl the damn trinket at a bank of candles.

The only plan I’d been able to come up with was to set us all on fire.