W-A-V-E-R, non-controversial radio
Broadcast an hour of silence.
But several thousand complaints were mailed to the station
Each containing a blank sheet of paper.
But since none had a stamp on them
They were sent to the dead-letter office.
Which came to blazing life
And burned in a noisy fire.
There were enough atoms left over from this fire
To start another station.
The station broadcast nothing but static.