The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of the Year. Volume 10

THOUGH I AM otherwise relentlessly normal, I have one peculiarity: I get along well only with people who are smarter than me. My wife, for example, is smarter than me. I am happy in my marriage.

In my present employment I should be very happy, because everyone around me is smarter and often at pains to prove that fact. It is my duty to reinforce their positive opinions, but at the same time to exert, now and then, small course corrections. Nothing shores up a fine self-opinion better than success.

So far, five years into our project, we had known nothing but failure.

The first thing you saw as you approached the perimeter site was the warehouse, large, square, and painted a brilliant titanium white. Surrounded by two high hurricane fences topped with glittering rolls of razor wire, it looked like the kind of place where you might store an A-bomb. Access to the site was on a strictly controlled, need-to-go basis. Parking was several hundred yards away, on a small lot covered with pulverized rubber. You were told not to drive a loud car, not to cut out your exhaust or rev your engine, not to sing or even shout, upon penalty of being fired.

On the morning of the test, I drove into the lot and parked my white VW, old and shabby. I had owned it since college. My colleagues favored Teslas or Mercedes-Benzes. I liked my Rabbit.

In the lane between the fences, small robots rolled night and day – nonlethal, but capable of shooting barb-tipped wires that carried a discouraging shock. The robots inspected me with their tiny black eyes and, bored by my familiarity, rolled away.

The warehouse was made entirely of wood, no nails or brackets. It covered half an acre and sat on a thick pad of cement reinforced with plastic rebar and mesh. Beneath the pad lay a series of empty vaults that discouraged ground water, rodents, or anything else that might disturb the peace. No pipes or wires were allowed, except for those that fed directly into the warehouse.

After I passed through the fences, a single thick oak door gave access to the warehouse interior. I was scheduled to meet Hugh Tiflin, project manager and chief researcher. He was always prompt, but I was deliberately early. I wanted to reacquaint myself with the architecture, the atmosphere, the implications – to feel the place again.

I summoned up my image of Alan Turing. It is my habit to sometimes talk to the founder of modern computing, hoping for a reflection of his peculiar, sharp wisdom. What we were in the final stages of creating (we all hoped they were the final stages!) could transform the human race. A machine that would end all our secrets. What would Mr. Turing think of such a New Machine?

He never answered, of course. But then, so far, neither did our machine. I entered the security cage and listened to questions spoken by a soft, automated voice – personal questions that were sometimes embarrassing, sometimes sad, sometimes funny. I answered each of them truthfully enough and the cage opened.

Next to the cage, a small illuminated counter revealed the number of my recent visits: 4. In the last month, I had only been here twice. The counter reset every day. I take it as a personal affront when automated systems make mistakes.

A soft rain began to fall on the high, hollow roof, adding to my damp mood and the penetrating chill in the building. The warehouse was dark, except for a light in the far corner that glowed like a pale sun. I approached a low wood rail and stood in the long, curved shadow of a big black sphere, bloated and shiny, rising on tiny fins almost to the ceiling, silent but for the low hum of the power that kept it alive. A bank of heavily insulated pipes passed under the rails and through the wooden wall to dedicated generators and a refrigeration complex outside.

Early in its development, Tiflin had named the sphere Magic 8 Ball, soon shortened to 8 Ball because, as Tiflin insisted, there was nothing magical about our machine – just good solid physics. It retained a window on one side, however, like the old toy. Tiflin had asked it to be painted on after we finished the first phase.

The window’s message: Try Again Later.

Reading that again, I experienced an odd sort of dizzy spell, as if there were too many of me in one place – a symptom of stress and hard work, I presumed.

8 Ball was our third major attempt at a fully operational and manageable quantum computer. No doubt you’ve heard something about quantum computing. The underlying ideas are spooky and new, so a lot of what you’ve heard is bound to be wrong. A quantum computer works not with bits but with qubits, or quantum bits. A classic bit, like a light switch, is either on or off, one or zero. A quantum bit can be kept in superposition, neither on nor off, nor both, nor neither – like Schrödinger’s cat until you open its very special box.

Off in far corners, two other big spheres peered from the shadows: 8 Ball’s defunct siblings, Mega and Mini. Mini was ten meters across and had once contained 128 qubits. In its scavenged condition – white insulation peeling, surrounded by a tangle of pipes and wires leading nowhere – it resembled a giant golf ball. We had turned it off – killed it – three years ago. Standing in the opposite corner, Mega was eleven meters wide and resembled a moldy Florida orange. It had contained 256 qubits, all niobium or aluminum circuits bathed in liquid helium. It had sort of worked, for a time – and then it didn’t. Thumbs-down on Mega.

Filling the expanded north end of the building, 8 Ball was twelve meters in diameter and contained 1024 qubits, each a two-dimensional electron cloud clamped between plates of gallium arsenide and cooled to just a femto-fraction of a degree above absolute zero. The qubits lined the sphere’s penultimate outer layer, and each one communicated, if that’s the right word, through braided world lines across a central vacuum to an entangled twin on the other side of the sphere. Entanglement meant the paired qubits duplicated each other’s quantum state. If one was changed or measured, the other would reflect that interference, no matter how far apart they were. They would be superposed.

Each electron cloud became a new variety of matter, known as an anyon, confirmation of the existence of which we were particularly proud. The qubits’ spooky vacuum jive would, we hoped, help make 8 Ball the most stable quantum computer yet.

But despite a promising beginning, 8 Ball refused to work as designed. Sampling its output caused a catastrophic early collapse of the program strings, which themselves seemed to have been turned into useless nonsense. That had forced us to take a radically new approach. It seemed very possible that if this effort failed, 8 Ball would soon join Mega and Mini as little more than another archaeological curiosity.

Tiflin had asked me to meet him at the warehouse to help check out the newest part of our installation. I was about to stoop to look underneath the black sphere when I noticed a small yellow piece of paper stuck to the rail -- a Post-it Note. Other than me, nobody in the lab used Post-its, and I only used them in my office. I pulled up the note. Written on one side in my squared-off printing was, Don’t try to find me. I did not remember either writing this message or sticking it on the rail. Maybe I had simply forgotten. Maybe someone was messing with me and had put it there to screw with my day. There were plenty of smart-asses in our division capable of playing mind games. Work had been painfully difficult the last few weeks. Pressure on our entire team was intense.

I tried to think back and retrace my steps. Parking, walking, answering the absurdly personal questions, my little talk with Mr. Turing –

Plus the dizzy spell.

I had never written a note.

Outside the warehouse, I heard the slam of a car door, followed by feet on gravel. A key clicked in the outer lock. Tiflin entered the security cage and muttered his own answers to the cage’s questions. The inner gate opened. He seemed even more distracted than I was. As he approached 8 Ball, he patted all of his pockets – shirt, pants, leather jacket – as if he’d forgotten something.

I crumpled the Post-it into a ball and hid it in my pants pocket.

When Tiflin came within a few steps, he glanced up at me, startled, and stopped patting, head cocked like a cat considering where to lick next. He broke that off with a long wink, meant to reassure me that Dr. Hugh Tiflin was indeed still in the building, then smoothed his hands down his coat.

At forty-two, Tiflin was a slender man whose upper torso was taller than average and whose legs were shorter. His neck was pale and swanlike, with distinct cords and veins that revealed frequent changes of emotion. His head was large and well-formed, with a chiseled chin and handsome eagle nose, topped by ebullient wavy brown hair. He wore a signature quilted black leather jacket over a cotton shirt, usually green or pink – green today – tucked into cotton-duck hiking pants. His running shoes were cheap and gray. He replaced them every two or three weeks, but somehow they always looked dirty. He was eldest in our team – older than me by a year. He was a genius, of course, or I’d never have worked with him.

“Good morning, Bose. How’s the scint?” he asked.

Four weeks ago, he had decided to eavesdrop on the qubits’ secret communications using a scintillation detector scavenged from a defense division CubeSat. The detector had originally been designed to monitor radiation from orbit over Iran, North Korea, or Pakistan. Tiflin had personally tuned the device to detect disturbances in 8 Ball’s vacuum – bursts of virtual radiation provoked by the passage of our qubits’ entangled photons. New stuff, amazing stuff. Who knew that a vacuum could act like a cloud chamber in a science museum? Tiflin knew – or knew people who knew. That’s why he was Tiflin.

I stooped again to peer at 8 Ball’s lower belly. A wide concrete platform between the main supports – the fins – steadied a stainless steel tube that poked up through 8 Ball’s shell and deep into its central vacuum. “Rudely intrusive,” I said.

Tiflin chuckled. “Right up the ass. We need to wake up this beast.” He looked for himself. “Seems good,” he said, sucking on his cheeks. “Should help us track our progress.” He rose, gripped the rail with both hands, and looked on 8 Ball with pique mixed with adoration. I understood completely. I, too, regarded the black sphere with both love and dread. 8 Ball was beyond doubt the strangest human construct on Earth, and if Tiflin’s plans were all that he hinted, it was about to go through a sea change of procedure and programming.

“We’re due to meet with Cate in thirty minutes,” he said, again patting his pockets. Was he looking for his phone? A pen? A lighter? “Dieter’s got the strings ready to load. Need a ride?”

I didn’t, but the VW could wait. Tiflin and I needed time to reintegrate our states, to normalize. He sounded reasonably cheerful, but I knew the stress he was under. For a year, tough minds whose job it was to decide which funds should go where had been circling our project like sharks. They were far from convinced 8 Ball was in the division’s best interests. Other groups, however, were still making plans that assumed our success. Both were pressing hard on Tiflin.

The absurd level of continuing, tooth-grinding investment showed how sexy the whole idea of quantum computing was, and how much everyone wanted to completely overturn the world’s security, expose all its secrets, and find deep answers to life’s simple questions before our enemies did – or at least before our competitors in Mumbai or Beijing.

But we had yet to run a long-term, successful session. We seemed to be always smoothing the course, pulling out obstacles – preparing over and over for the first big test. We both knew that could not continue.

Tiflin drove his Tesla back toward our offices with a look of fascinated fury, like a child behind the wheel of a bumper car. I clung to the armrests as we squealed into the concrete garage beside Building 10.

“Today will change everything,” he said, climbing out of the bucket seat. “Today will be 8 Ball’s first birthday.” He smiled his feral smile, upper lip rising over prominent canines. He was looking to see if I shared his conviction, if I would offer my full support.

That’s why I was here.

“We should bring a cake!” I said.

OUR FIVE QUANTUM computing team members gathered in a small conference room for the first time in weeks. Tiflin fussed with the ceiling-mounted projector. The rest of us sat around the oval table, slumped or yawning, picking our fingernails, studying our cell phones before the cage was locked – hardly a picture of joy.

Cate Riva, director of research, overseeing the entire division, had asked for this get-together the day before. It was crunch time for the entire project – and for everyone on the team.

Facilitator and event coordinator Gina Marsh, small, slender, red-haired and blue-eyed, had just made sure we were all present, that we were who we said we were, that our security profiles were up to date – and that we all looked reasonably clean.

“Cate will be here in a few minutes,” Tiflin said. The others looked his way with heavy-lidded eyes. “Here’s what’s going to happen.”

At Tiflin’s nod, chief of software Dieter Langmeier – tall, bald, bushybearded, and a certifiable genius at both systems design and higher-level mathematics – took over. “We’re loading new strings,” he began. “Gödel strings as before, but we’re going to drastically resample the braids. I’ve adjusted the strings to reflect a new understanding.”

“The braids are fine – it’s the processing that’s hanging us,” insisted Wong Poh Kam, senior physicist. Wong was mid-twenties, six feet tall, and slightly stooped, with small, intense eyes on the outer margins of a broad face. “The strings are too damned long.”

“The whole mess is too big,” said Byron Mickle, chief design engineer. Mickle was stocky, big-shouldered, five feet six, with a pleasant, moon-pale face. He dressed and looked like a plumber, and reliably insisted at each meeting that we should have been able to run Mega and Mini for years without exceeding their theoretical capacity. 8 Ball, to Mickle, was grossly excessive.

“Braids, strings, loops, knots – nothing I hear in this room ever makes sense,” Gina said.

Dieter said, with a peeved expression, “Once you absorb the maths, it’s all perfectly clear. We’re simply reflecting a new understanding. The new topology will be much more inclusive and robust.”

“Right!” Gina said. “That makes it so much clearer. I have to key in the Cloaking Device before Cate arrives. Are we good?”

“All good,” Tiflin confirmed. He clearly planned to surprise Cate – perhaps to surprise us all.

The glass door closed and clicked behind Gina. We were now inside the cage – a Faraday cage. No signals in or out, except those that passed through the very tight funnel of building security – and the signals from Max, the supercomputer that spoke to 8 Ball.

“Dieter, before Cate gets here, tell them more about what you’re up to,” Tiflin said.

“I’ve finished compiling the recidivist strings,” Dieter said, too quickly, without taking time to think. He had been rehearsing. The rest of us looked at each other warily. Something was up, and none of us had been clued in.

“What the hell are those?” Mickle asked.

“Tell them what’s different about our new strings,” Tiflin coached, treating Dieter like a prodigy – or a puppet.

“We’re going to compound and re-insert our apparent errors,” Dieter said. “My new thinking is, they may not be errors. They may actually be offphase echoes between our braided qubits. The braids crossing the vacuum aren’t loops or even knots. Using the scint, we’ve learned they take a halfphase twist –”

“You’ve already sampled the scint?” I asked Tiflin, wondering when it had been activated, and why he had asked me to meet him at the warehouse.

He nodded and dismissed my question with a wave of his hand.

Dieter looked sternly at us, then got up to scrawl matrices and factors and many strange, magical symbols on the whiteboard. He did not like to be interrupted. “A half-phase twist means we’re not dealing with loops, not even with knotted loops, but with Möebius loops.” He spoke that name with reverence. Möebius had astonished all of us when we were kids with his one-sided piece of paper – a simple half twist, run your finger around what appears to be a torus, and behold! Infinity.

“Oh, that,” said Mickle, resting his elbows on the table and putting his chin in his cupped hands.

“Four spatial tracks and two time tracks,” Dieter continued. “Our socalled thermal errors, maybe even the phase-flips, are really signals out of phase – essentially, signals that convey key functions in a program very much like our own. Functions we can parasitize and use for ourselves.”

“A program like our own?” Mickle asked, lifting his head.

“From the multiverse,” Dieter said.

“The multiverse?” Mickle seemed taken aback, and then amused. He chuckled and looked at Wong.

“More of Dieter’s mystical bullshit,” Wong said, rising to the bait. Wong was a dogmatic pragmatist, a surprisingly common type among quantum physicists. “All our crimes come back to haunt us.”

“There’s nothing mystical about any of this,” Tiflin insisted.

Dieter went on, unperturbed, “We need to feed these so-called errors back into our raw strings, to replace the parts of our strings that are riddled with errors. Whenever a Gödel number arises that is even vaguely wellformed, the loader will do a checksum, and if it finds congruence, insert an echoed string. For each so-called error, we’ll correct the phase, then load the recompiled numbers.”

“What the hell does that really mean?” Mickle asked. He was lost. I was also lost. “Evolving code, or succotash?”

“If we just reform and reload the strings, we’ll fill the bit bucket over and over,” Wong said. “And even if 8 Ball works once or twice, we’ll have no idea what it’s doing for millions of cycles, maybe not even then.”

“If we reload?” Tiflin asked with that patented savage grin – lip above canines.

“When,” Dieter said, his face firming to a fine resolve.

“Our problem isn’t too few cycles,” Tiflin insisted. “8 Ball can supply us with trillions upon trillions of cycles – however large the strings. It can supply us with every number that ever was, every string that ever was, every program that ever was – in our universe and at least a quadrillion quadrillion other universes.”

Mickle laid his head on the table.

“I keep telling everyone, the multiverse is bullshit,” Wong muttered.

Tiflin shrugged. “It’s a metaphor.” His face was turning shell pink, like a perfect titration in high school chemistry. And now, most dangerous of all, he dropped his voice into its lowest register. “Numbers and cycles aren’t the problem. Results and answers are the problem, and so far, having expended three hundred million dollars, none of our efforts has had more than primary school success.” He stared hard at Mickle and Wong. “We need to take a chance.”

“A really big chance,” Wong said.

“I hate genetic coding,” Mickle said.

“It’s not ‘genetic,’ and it’s not random. It’s topologically unexpected echoes,” Dieter said. “I call them topopotent recidivist code, or TRC.”

“Oh, brother,” Wong said.

I tried to find a cherry on top of this surprise pile of crap. With Tiflin, that was often my job. “You’re saying you’ll allow 8 Ball’s qubits to compute using mirror strings, alternate strings – strings written in no kind of code we’ve thought of, and never encountered before.”

“The code will almost certainly be familiar, Bose. Think of it as sampling from another spin around the loops – a true quantum echo,” Tiflin said.

“8 Ball will be taking advice from its own cousins,” Dieter said, then added, at Tiflin’s frown, “metaphorical cousins, of course.”

“Christ, zillions of 8 Balls,” Wong said.

“Who knows what sort of creativity is just waiting to be discovered out there?” Dieter waved at the ceiling, the walls – really, at everything around us.

Mickle made a raspberry sound and dropped his head again.

Looking at Tiflin and trying to read his expression, I realized that theory and desperation had finally trumped our own project manager. Despite Tiflin’s objections, Dieter – mystical and multiversed Dieter – was in charge of our quantum computer.

“What – or who – is going to judge and select the strings?” I asked. “We don’t want to do parsing in the QC. That’ll slow it to a crawl. 8 Ball isn’t made for that!”

Dieter raised his hand. “We already have a working subroutine to perform that function.”

“In Max or in 8 Ball?” I asked. We had named 8 Ball’s traditional interpreter – an interposed supercomputer – Max Headroom. Max used to be named Mike, from Heinlein’s novel The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, until I pointed out that Mike vanished and was never heard from again.

Mickle had suggested Max.

“In Max, and then in 8 Ball,” Tiflin said. “We leave the rough parsing to Max and the large numbers to 8 Ball. They can be raw, even partly malformed, because we’ll grind through so many of them so quickly.”

“Max says it’s slick,” Dieter added stubbornly.

“Gentlemen, let’s face the truth. This is a done deal,” Mickle said. “We’ve finally jumped from the bridge into a deep, dark river of sloppy thinking. We’re screwed.” He took a long sip from a bottle of beige Soylent liquid, his frequent substitute for breakfast, lunch, and even dinner.

Tiflin said quietly, pointedly, “It’s done. We’re already loading.”

A long pause.

“A string infested with quantum errors we’ve spent most of our careers trying to weed out!” Wong exclaimed, making weak gestures of frustration and surrender. “I am flabbered. I am gasted.”

Emotions crossed Dieter’s hairy face like clouds over a prairie.

“Have a little faith,” Tiflin said, and leaned back in his chair. “If we’re wrong and this crashes 8 Ball over and over again, to be sure, we’re all screwed, but the fact is, minus results, the division is set to cut its losses and clean house. That’s why Cate called us together this morning. Results, or we get booted out of here.”

“Thanks for the warning,” Wong said.

Then the door clicked and Cate Riva entered, flashing a sunny expression and a big smile. “Good morning, all,” she said with a quick scan around the conference room. “Why so serious?”

“We’re loading new strings, recombined Gödel strings,” Tiflin said, with all the confidence he could fake.

“Wasn’t that the plan?” Cate asked innocently.

“We’re inserting the worst phase-flip errors back into the strings,” Wong said. We all wished he’d just keep quiet.

“Proof of pudding?” Cate asked, still standing. “Because despite my pleasant demeanor, I’m not here to listen to more bullshit.”

A brief silence.

“Take a seat,” Tiflin said. “We’re about to begin. Genius is in the air.”

Cate smiled again, all sunlight and cheer – but behind her brown eyes, all tiger.

Tiflin instructed the screen to drop and the data in the ceiling projector to show 8 Ball’s and Max’s interposed display. “Here we go,” he said, betting the bank – betting our bank.

This was going to be my Waterloo. I could smell it.

Dieter sent the instructions to Max. “First strings are loaded,” he announced.

“What scale?” Cate asked.

“All qubits,” Dieter said. “Two to the one thousand and twenty-fourth power.”

Tiflin looked at me. I looked at Cate. She watched the display.

Programming in a QC consists of designing and controlling how the qubits are entangled – essentially, the topological nature of the braids – and then maintaining or collapsing those entangled states, opening gates from which we could presumably receive our answers. Once set in motion, a quantum computer is autonomous – the program either fails or succeeds. A QC cannot be debugged while it is working. The program cannot be halted or even completely understood while the QC is busy. Only if the results are interesting and useful can we hope that what we did was a success. And they must also be fast.

The display twinkled over our heads. And what do you know?

We got back numbers – long strings of integers, flanked by Max’s instant scorecard analysis. 8 Ball was delivering a select list of exceedingly large primes – the kind of unique and difficult primes used to encode high-level passwords. The kind that could break banks and even worry Uncle Sam.

“Wow,” Cate said. “These are real? You haven’t suckered Max?”

“No suckers here,” Tiflin said, leaning back deeper into the shadows.

8 Ball didn’t choke or even sneeze. For the first time, our newest QC was cooking.

And it was fast.

“Next up,” Tiflin said, as Dieter’s fingers flew over the keyboard, “the complete Icelandic chromosome database for mutations in BRCA 1 and 2 over the last forty years.”

And that worked, too. Our evolving machine had analyzed and understood contemporary human evolution, at least in two important oncogenes.

“The third problem is very big,” Dieter said. “We’re collating the proof of the classification of the theorem of finite simple groups. It’s known as the Enormous Theorem. Tens of thousand of pages of proofs, scattered in several hundred journals, all loaded into Gödel strings, cross-referenced, and logically filtered. The QC should find any contradictions. We’ll get results in four or five minutes.”

“That alone should get us a Fields Medal,” Tiflin said.

Cate reached out to pat Tiflin’s shoulder. “Let me know how that turns out,” she said. “Good work, gentlemen. I’ve seen enough for now.” She stood and left the room.

Inside the hour, the Enormous Theorem was proven consistent, our contracts were extended, and our funding was renewed.

THAT EVENING, I went home to the square gray stone and steel apartment where my wife and I had lived for nine months. She had just returned from Beijing and a conference on newer, more inclusive versions of Unicode. We spent our first evening together in three weeks, beginning with sushi from our favorite restaurant and progressing to brandy and cigars – a sin we allowed ourselves every few months.

Then we exercised our marital prerogatives. I managed almost to forget both our team’s troubles and successes. I could not tell her about any of them. Cate would decide how and when to release the story.

Why couldn’t I just accept the fact that Tiflin had triumphed? Cate had messaged Tiflin at the end of the day that maybe we could support doubling the number of qubits. 8 Ball was designed to be scalable, wasn’t it?

My wife rolled over on the flannel sheets and asked, “Do you have a sister?” She knew I had only brothers, all in India.

“There was this woman in Beijing who looked exactly like you,” she said, “only pretty. Same color skin, same hair. She came up to me and asked how you were doing.”

“And?”

“I said you were fine. She knew your name. She knew where you worked. She touched my cheek with the back of her hand and smiled, the way you used to do. And she was really smart. Maybe smarter than you!” She grinned, raised herself over me, and twirled her finger on my chest. “It gave me a thrill – perverse, you know? Like if I went to bed with her, it wouldn’t be cheating on you. And not just because of the girl-girl thing. Does that make any sense? I’ve never seen anything like it, Bose. Are you cloning people now?”

I said we most certainly were not cloning people and hugged her, mostly to shut her up.

“Right,” she said. “You’d have to have been cloned forty-one years ago. How about a transporter malfunction?”

We laughed, but the thought made me both queasy and a little horny – so many bells being rung on my nerd pinball machine, after such a complicated and important day.

A FEW HOURS later, I showered, got dressed, and walked into my home office to look over the new morning’s schedule. I found another Post-it Note stuck to my rosewood desktop. This one, again in my distinctive print style, read, Check out the Pepsi supply.

I looked around the small room. My armpits were soaking. We needed to reset our security system.

And I needed another shower.

COMING INTO OUR building, I avoided the soft drink coolers, just because looking, checking, would be utterly ridiculous.

Gina made the rounds of our glassed-in cubicles, delivering a basket of fruit and wine to each of us with compliments from Cate and our CEO as well. Later that day came a message of congratulations signed by the company’s founder. Cate wasn’t wasting time. The news was now global – we had the first successful, large-scale quantum computer, and it was already making major advancements in math and physics.

We were historic.

Two days later, after our staff meeting and our third round of press interviews, I took another morning drive to the perimeter warehouse, trying to silence my inner alarms. I whistled aimlessly, hopelessly tangled in wondering what I would look like as a female. Weird encounter, I thought. But just how weird? And how connected to the spate of anonymous Post-it Notes?

No one had been at the warehouse since Tiflin and I last visited. Cate had put it in lockdown to all but team members, not to jinx success by letting in the press – hot bodies and electronic interference.

Security grudgingly allowed me back in. The counter on the display by the cage read 8. That, of course, had to be wrong. Eight meant I had visited the site four times since Tiflin and I had last gone through. I wondered if we could get access to the security tapes. There might be imposters on the campus, right? But really, I did not want to know.

Everything in the warehouse looked fine. I was supposed to be happy, but none of this felt right. I could not help but think that some day, despite our success, the cage would refuse to open and I’d know my time in the division was over – best to light out for the territories and find smarter people elsewhere.

Why didn’t Tiflin call another meeting to plan the next cycles?

I turned away from 8 Ball and experienced another dizzy spell – too many Boses in one body. And what the hell did that mean?

When I got out to the parking lot and my VW, I saw a sheet of paper in the passenger seat. In the upper right corner, a lab intranet library reference announced these were scint results from the last week, and below that was a graphic representation of 8 Ball’s inner vacuum.

On the upper left corner, beside the reference number, someone had written, using my print style, Thought you should see this. And do take a look at the soft drink coolers. They’re empty most of the time now.

I had had quite enough.

I drove back to Building 10 and found Tiflin in his office. “We need to look at building security videos.”

“Why?” Tiflin said.

“Someone may be trying to mess with us. Humor me,” I said.

We approached the security office and made our request. We were both placed high enough that the head of security allowed us into the inner sanctum, a dark room fronted by two tiered banks of monitors and staffed by five guards.

Two of them relinquished their seats to make room.

I scrawled notes on a sheet of legal paper as we went through the videos for the last four days. The cameras in the warehouse were separate from the lab system, and not accessible from this center, but we still had a clear view of all the rooms, offices, and corridors in three big buildings – a lot to process, and I wasn’t sure what I was looking for. Lots of people, lots of team members wandering around, going to the cafeteria, sitting in their cubicles sucking down Soylents or Pepsis or Mountain Dews or Snapples –

I thought I saw Mickle in a hallway, then, under the same time stamp, working in his office. “Look at that,” I said. “The times are off.”

“That could explain the numbers at the warehouse. Why is it important?” Tiflin yawned.

“OK,” I told the security chief, “show our offices right now.”

The chief worked over his keyboard and we saw my office and Tiflin’s office in Building 10, in real time, just a few cubicles apart. My office was empty. Empty – just me, I wrote on my little pad.

We looked into Tiflin’s office.

“Wait,” Tiflin said.

Tiflin’s in his office, I wrote and noted the time, the room number, and the chair beside me.

Tiflin no longer sat in the chair.

And his office was empty.

The head of security bent to look over my shoulder. “Looks like the boss is off campus,” he said.

I felt a spreading wave of dismay.

And then, I think I simply forgot.

A few hours later, back in my own office, behind the locked door, I reviewed my notes, not at all sure where I had been or why – and wondering how I had just lost so much time. The last thing I had recorded was, Tiflin’s gone! He just vanished, and I’m forgetting –

I unlocked my door, clutching the diagram I’d found in my car, and checked the soft drink coolers in the adjacent hallway. Mountain Dew and Pepsi were in very short supply – just a few cans.

With real trepidation, I passed down the hall to Tiflin’s office. There he was, sitting at his desk, on the phone. He looked up and lifted an eyebrow – go away, he was busy.

I turned and left.

What the hell had just happened?

I STOOD BEFORE 8 Ball again, my neck hair on end, looking on it not with pique or adoration, but with genuine fear. This time, my visit numbers were consecutive.

“What the fuck are you up to?” I whispered at the black sphere.

The warehouse security gate clicked with the insertion of another key. Mickle entered and spent a number of seconds staring at the counter. From this angle I could not see his number, but he hesitantly answered the cage’s questions, then walked across the concrete floor to where I stood by the rail.

He tipped me a salute. “It says I’ve been out here fourteen times in the last twenty-four hours,” he said.

“Have you?”

“No.”

“Just what are we worried about?” I asked. “What could possibly be going wrong?”

“Nothing, really.” Mickle assumed an expression like a little boy who has just bottled a weird bug. “We’re famous. We’re making headlines around the world.”

“So why are we standing here looking so anxious?” I asked.

Wong entered next and joined us by the rail. “We need to see the building security videos,” he said with a squint.

Before I could answer, Mickle said, “Been there, done that. I took Dieter with me to the security center. His wastebasket kept filling up with Pepsi cans – his favorite. So we asked to see who had been visiting his office.”

“Looking for what?” I asked.

“To count how many Dieters there were in the universe.”

“Why should there be more than one?” I asked.

Mickle shook his head. “Dieter said something more than a little weird. He said every program had to have a programmer. Since 8 Ball was running trillions of programs, how many programmers would it need to import to satisfy causality?”

“How many Dieters.”

“Yeah.”

“And?”

“Not just Dieters. We’ve all contributed code over the years. We’ve all noodled and made suggestions. So we’re all potential dupes.”

“As in suckers?”

“More like duplicates. We played the video until we saw Dieter enter his office. And then – I don’t remember all of it. But there was no Dieter standing next to me in the security center. And there was no Dieter in his office, either. Both had vanished, or at least that’s what I wrote down right after it happened – on a napkin.” Mickle held up the napkin. In his loose scrawl, a black marker message read, Two Dieters canceled.

“Why would they cancel each other out?”

“Because they’re non-Abelian,” Mickle said. “Like fermions. They can’t occupy the same universe at the same time – and become aware of it.”

“That is nuts!” Wong said.

“I agree,” Mickle said. “What shall we tell Tiflin?”

“Let me decide that,” I said. “We should make sure nobody’s playing a joke. I wouldn’t even put it past Tiflin. Make sure we’re not being deceived.”

“That is not the right word,” Mickle said, tapping the rail with his finger. “They wouldn’t be deceptions. They’re just as real as you and me. They even fool the counters. But if we’re going to take this any further, we have to avoid looking for ourselves. Because, gentlemen, if we find us, we’ll just fucking vanish.”

“Tiflin hates multiverses or mystical interpretations,” I said.

“So do I, remember?” Wong said.

“Don’t search for yourself,” Mickle said, poking Wong’s shoulder. Wong shrugged him off with a resentful scowl. “And we won’t look for each other – not when we’re together. You look for me, alone, and I look for you. Alone.”

“Can we look for the others, too?”

“I think so,” he said. “But maybe we shouldn’t tell them we saw them.”

“That might be allowed,” I said, thinking back to the Post-it Notes and my wife telling me about my ‘sister.’ “But we should be cautious.”

“What’s the point, then?” Wong asked.

“Maybe they won’t believe us and they’ll stick around regardless,” Mickle said.

8 Ball kept patiently cycling.

I ASKED TIFLIN to meet me in the lobby of a nice hotel where we put up our international guests. I wanted to be away from the campus, away from our colleagues – away from anyone or anything that might make Tiflin feel stubborn. It was too early for a beer, so he and I took seats in the small bar and sipped cappuccinos.

“We’ve still got a lot to do,” Tiflin said, fidgeting. I was too important and connected to ignore, but he seemed to know he wouldn’t like what I had to say.

“8 Ball’s not working the way we thought it would,” I told him.

“I don’t care,” he said. “It’s working. We’ll figure out how later – before they give us our Nobel.”

I rather thought he would mention that at some point.

“What I’m saying is, the scint may have given us an answer.” I unfolded the printout tracking the photon trails in 8 Ball’s central vacuum. I was still unsure how to read the scint’s numbers, but I’d spent several hours in my office studying the graphic representation: four splash-ripples at the corners of an otherwise smooth pond. Four dropped pebbles creating regular, rather pretty disturbances. As expected.

But at the center of the four points of vibration, there rose a prominent hump – where nothing should be.

Tiflin looked over the printout with an expression almost of dread. So much to lose, I thought. So careful not to sink the boat. Right now, he was the most famous man in computing. His name was on every news show, headlining every major science and tech journal. He was trending big on Twitter – #Masterofchaos.

“You didn’t trump this up?” he asked. There was an odd sidewise look in his eye, as if he had already seen these results but had ignored them.

“Of course not,” I said. “You installed the scint. That’s the latest report from Max, based on data you asked to be collected.”

“Well, did we really need it, in the end?”

“The ripples at the corners represent our topological braids and their echoes,” I said. “They’re real – but they may not explain the speed.”

“Then what does?”

I tapped the hump. “You tell me,” I said. “What do you think that represents?”

“It could be a standing wave,” he said. “Maybe a collaboration or combination of all the others. What’s it doing there?”

“8 Ball may be compounding the entanglements,” I said. “The standing wave could represent a huge mountain of computational power, more number crunching than there will ever be numbers. More numbers than there are universes. God himself can’t think that fast. And there could be consequences we did not anticipate.”

“What sort of consequences?” he asked.

I noted that he did not object to the metaphysics, the mysticism, and almost felt sorry for him. “When we got together at the warehouse five days ago, you were feeling all of your pockets. What were you looking for?”

“My gum,” he said. “I’ve been chewing gum ever since I quit smoking. You know that.”

“Did you find it?”

He shook his head. “No.”

“What did you find?” I asked.

“A pack of cigarettes,” he said. “And a lighter.”

“Did you put them there?” I asked.

“No.” So far he was being honest – which meant he had already been having doubts. “Did you?”

I didn’t give that the dignity of a response. “Like somebody else was wearing your clothes, right? Someone a lot like you – but someone who still smoked. Did your wife notice a difference?”

“You’re crazy,” he said.

“How long have you been having these lapses back into old habits?”

“We’ve all been working too hard,” he said, looking away.

“I think you tested 8 Ball before the big meeting. I think you and Dieter had been running the QC with the new protocols for at least three weeks before our first demo.”

He looked defiant. “So I’m a cautious fellow,” he said. “What’s that got to do with any of this?”

“I have a ghost. Mine’s a female version of myself. Looks a lot like me, and has been here long enough to figure things out. My wife saw her in Beijing – before we made our demo to Cate.”

Tiflin flushed that beautiful titration pink. “That’s ridiculous,” he said not very forcefully.

“8 Ball had already begun its journey, weeks before – right?”

“Bullshit,” Tiflin said, but it was no more than a whisper.

“Guess who clued me about these graphs?”

“Haven’t the slightest.”

“My other. My ghost. She left the printout where I would find it – in our car.”

“That is just sad. Sad and sick.”

“You drink Mountain Dew, don’t you? How many cans a day?”

This jerked him up straight. He stood, spilling his coffee, and spun around to leave. The graphed ripples drifted to the floor, where I pinned the paper with my shoe.

I called after him, “We have to tell everybody. And then we have to shut it down!”

“Go to hell!” Tiflin said over his shoulder as he fled through the lobby.

THE ENTIRE TEAM sat around the conference table.

I got Tiflin to attend by threatening to tell Cate about our concerns. The curtains had been drawn and the lights dimmed. The ceiling projector showed a montage of intersecting waves in 8 Ball’s vacuum – the nowfamiliar four splashes surrounding the imposing central hump. 8 Ball was still running – who knew how many cycles?

Dieter told us he had loaded only fundamental operations the last few days, keeping the qubits powered up and working but doing nothing in particular, at least nothing too complicated. Just housekeeping – making sure all was well, all was healthy.

“Are we sure the standing wave is even in our system?” I asked. “And is it in fact at the center of the vacuum, or is that all just a mathematical fiction?”

“The detector is working!” Mickle said. “It’s not defective.”

“Then how can 8 Ball not be a lump of slag?” Wong asked. “According to the scint, the microwave temperature inside our quantum computer is well over a trillion degrees.”

“Virtual microwave temp,” Tiflin said. “Virtual doesn’t affect the real. The helium is still cold. That counts for something.”

“We should have been told about this right away,” I said to nobody in particular. “This is for the theorists to understand and explain, not just engineers.”

Dieter, despite having a foot in both camps – theory and engineering – sounded defensive. “It’s not a sign of failure. We just don’t know what’s going on, yet.”

“Entangled and braided photons that do not exist echo back on world lines that are mathematical fictions,” I said, “leaving trails in the vacuum that produce virtual microwaves, and they don’t exist either. None of it is remotely real!”

“That’s a load of crap,” Tiflin said. “We’re successful. You just don’t want to acknowledge how successful we are.”

“You don’t remember, do you?” I asked Tiflin, then looked at Dieter.

Mickle lowered his eyes as if in guilt. Dieter ignored us both.

“That hump, that so-called standing wave, is a massive reservoir of computation,” I said. “Millions or even trillions of programs running at once. 8 Ball is a nexus for the work of I don’t know how many programmers, all like us –”

Tiflin rapped his knuckles hard on the desk. “Let’s not draw stupid conclusions,” he said.

“For a time, 8 Ball was running trillions of programs – you said so yourself.”

“A metaphor,” Tiflin insisted.

“Those programs originated in millions of other universes,” I continued. Mickle watched me with morbid fascination, as if I were digging my own grave. “They had to have programmers behind them. And yet, here they are – trillions of lines of code running without a causal beginning. What does that force the machine to do? What does it force the universe to do?”

“In theory –” Mickle said.

“Screw theory,” said Tiflin. “We’ve worked too hard and spent too damned much time and money not to know what’s happening with our own apparatus.”

“Has anybody else looked at the security videos?” I asked.

Silence. Mickle looked away.

“Soft drink machines?”

“They’re usually empty,” Wong said.

“The cafeteria staff is slacking off,” Tiflin said.

I was stubborn. “One by one, we should all look at the building security videos.”

“What the hell would that tell us?” Tiflin asked, standing. Clearly he’d had enough.

“That there’s more than one Dieter walking around Building 10,” I said. “And more than one Tiflin.”

“Christ,” Tiflin said.

“I met Dieter in his office, then I saw him in Room 57,” Mickle said. “He couldn’t have got there ahead of me.”

“Did he look like me totally – same clothes, same hair?” Dieter asked, fascinated.

“Yeah. And then – I think – when you saw him on the video feed, you both vanished.”

“You think?”

“I made a note to that effect on my phone,” Mickle said. “Because I don’t remember.”

“Me, too, with Tiflin,” I said.

“Cool!” Dieter said, looking feverish. “If we could pin this down, make some real experiments, we’d know something tremendous, wouldn’t we?”

Tiflin got out of his chair and went to the door.

I held out my hand to stop him. “My dupe told me to check the Pepsi supply. Most of us drink Pepsi or Mountain Dew.”

“Tradition!” Mickle sang, straight out of Fiddler on the Roof.

Tiflin folded his arms.

“Some of us are fresh out of gum,” I said. “Some of us wear the same clothes for days at a time, and dirty sneakers, and wouldn’t notice if we were sharing, would we?”

“Go to hell,” Tiflin said.

“They’re out of Snapple, too,” Mickle said. Oddly, like Dieter, he seemed to be enjoying this, as if it proved something important or at least interesting. Sometimes working with smarter people is infuriating.

“If we did look at the videos, what would that do?” Dieter asked with little-boy wonder. “I mean, none of us have met... them. Us. The others. If they exist.”

“They do not exist,” Tiflin said.

“But has anyone actually seen another?” Dieter asked. “What would happen if we just looked at them?”

“Collapse the wave function,” Wong said. “Stop all this shit right in its tracks. One non-Abelian programmer can’t exist in the same space or time as another, right?”

“They’re no more real than the standing wave,” Tiflin said in a high, exhausted growl. He seemed ready to break into tears. Who could blame him?

“I think we’re way beyond being worried about 8 Ball’s success,” Dieter said. “But we could collapse it all – make all the others vanish, along with their programs. We can pull the plug.”

“That would kill our bonuses,” Mickle said.

“Cashing multiple versions of the same check will crash more than the wave function,” I said.

And she was really smart. Maybe smarter than you! That’s what my wife had told me. A female version of me had to have crossed some distance in the multiverse to occupy this world line, didn’t she? She showed up first in China. I go there infrequently. And she figured it all out before I did. She somehow managed to avoid me, but still left me notes to clue me in. Notes apparently don’t flip the state. To everyone else here, I am still male, and she had to act through me if she was to exert any influence in the open – right? Maybe my others, eventually, would come from far enough across the multiverse that I would be the anomaly.

This was bending my brain big-time.

“Why aren’t we seeing hundreds of them? Thousands?” Mickle asked, clearly finding it hard to believe he was even asking the question.

Dieter was our Rottweiler when it came to pure theory. “Our spaces aren’t that big. If more than one dupe meets – however many they are in total – they all vanish!”

“So if they appear in a clump, they cancel out immediately,” Wong said, firmly in the spirit of this gedanken discussion.

“Heisenbergian crowd control,” Mickle said. “Lovely.”

Tiflin was pinking brightly now and couldn’t bring himself to speak. My remark about the gum and the clothes had shaken him. Maybe he was starting to believe.

“Sorry,” Dieter said, smiling as if at a lovely dream. “One last thought. How many 8 Balls are there? Is our machine in a superposition with all the others? And how could that possibly be stable?”

“Shoot me now,” Tiflin said, pushing past my arm toward the door.

THESE DUPES, AS Mickle calls them, are us, smart or smarter. They find themselves in roughly the same environments, covering the same or very similar world lines, attending the same meetings – if they’re not yet clued in about such things – but never more than one per meeting, one per world line. The only way to survive is to avoid meeting yourself. Both will vanish. And their programs or parts of programs, in 8 Ball, might also vanish – which could help explain some weird irregularities in the output. The better programmers you or your dupe are, the more your vanishing affects the success of the standing wave.

I have employees not on our team going over the tapes, tracking us or versions of us on the security system, letting us know where 8 Ball programmers are congregating. Word is getting out. This is spooking everybody.

Why aren’t there trillions of us, filling the Earth to capacity? First of all, there’s that problem of encounters. Second, there’s the probability that for every alternate world in the multiverse, we’re sharing dupes. One vanishes from one world and appears in another. Dupes are traded – filling in a hole, like a tunneling electron – but are not actually duplicated.

And perhaps not even actually destroyed. Who can say?

Who could ever know?

And for every alternate Earth, there is an 8 Ball, very little different from the one we made, going through the same processes, running the same Gödelian strings, with the same successful discovery of extraordinarily long primes, the same confirmation of the Enormous Theorem, the same ability to solve problems involving insane levels of number-crunching. If we could coordinate or discover or recover all those programs, running on all those 8 Balls (or their successors), we’d probably have at least a short list of every possible mathematical problem, run to exhaustion or even solved.

That success will generate more funding for more machines like 8 Ball – bigger machines, newer machines, better and better machines. And all the worlds of the multiverse will begin to fill with people like us at an even faster rate; a surfeit of smart people, clever people, people smarter than me, until perhaps the flash point is reached – more brilliant programmers than any Earth actually needs. Would the multiverse start weeding out these upstarts?

I don’t want to look at any more security tapes. I don’t want to go home and find my female self in the arms of my wife. And I don’t want to run into myself in Building 10 and pop out of existence.

I’ve packed a bag, taken a large sum out of my bank, kissed my wife, left a note for my ‘sister,’ gassed up my VW, and pretty soon I’ll drive to a town I’ve never been to before, someplace I wouldn’t think of. If of course I can think of such a place.

How many of me will think the same? Where would I never want to live? What if we all flee to the same safe, awful hellhole? And is it worth my survival to live there? Between me and my dupes, there’s only one white VW Rabbit, and I seem to have the only set of keys. Dupes bring along their clothes but not their cars. Maybe her keys don’t fit. Maybe she drives a Volvo. Smarter, right?

Again, this bends my brain. I’m trying to imagine the mass exodus. We’ll empty the United States in our Teslas and Mercedeses and then rental cars and motorbikes and maybe bicycles and then just walking or running. A flood of the world’s finest programmers spreading out from North America. Biblical!

An even more frightening thought –

Perhaps every universe has trillions of worlds with intelligent beings on them that are only now beginning to build machines like 8 Ball. Will the entire mass of all these universes be converted into programmers?

There is of course a theoretical safety valve, a choke point that could make all these frightening machines moot. It was Gödel himself who proved that mathematics would never be perfect and logically complete. Will that save us? If that limitation, that very wise act of cautious creation, brings all of this to a soft end, do we say thank God?

Or thank Gödel?

I leave these problems to those who are smarter than me. Maybe I think too much, worry too much. But please don’t search for me. Don’t tell me where I am, where I have been seen, or who’s looking for me.

I don’t want to know.