Chapter Five

AS I TURNED TO Jill, introduced as Miss Darnley, I was aware of Isobel McLain being led away in invisible chains. Perhaps it was just as well. I hadn't really been making a red-hot impression there, or if I had, the lady had concealed it bravely.

Jill, alias Miss Darnley, was obviously going to be a different proposition. Her eager expression said she was just waiting to be impressed by me, no matter how stupid and boring I turned out to be.

I noticed that she was dutifully drinking the rum punch, and she seemed to be impersonating, as far as her fair complexion would permit, a cute Hawaiian maiden just converted to modesty and Christianity, in a flowing, flowered muu-muu thing that reached the floor. In addition to the orchids in her hair she had an orchid lei around her neck. This sounds pretty fancy and expensive, I guess, but as I've already intimated, in Hawaii orchids grow like dandelions back home.

I said, "Goody, it's the little girl with the big board. How was the surfing this morning, Miss Darnley?"

"Not very good. We had to wait forever between sets."

"Sets, like in tennis?" I asked.

She laughed. "Big waves come in sets, or groups, of half a dozen or more, Mr. Helm. There'll be a long calm spell when you just sit on the board waiting, and then somebody yells 'outside' and you see the first wave of a set humping up against the horizon. Then you paddle like hell to where you figure the break is coming. Generally you let the first few waves of a set go by, hoping for one big enough to give you a good ride. That's in little summer surf like here off Waikiki. In big winter surf, like off Sunset Beach-that's down at the other end of Oahu-you've got to be careful you don't catch one too big for you to handle and get wiped out."

She was pretty tense, now that she'd finally reached me, and she rattled off this lecture a little too fast, like a kid trying to show off before a grownup-or maybe 1 wasn't being quite fair. Maybe she'd have seemed to be acting quite naturally if I hadn't known who she was and guessed approximately what she was up to.

"Wiped out," I said, dryly. "Sets. Outside. Why, it's a foreign language."

She flushed slightly. "I gather you're not a surfer, Mr.

Helm." She gave me a cool, appraising glance. "Well, it's not a middle-aged pastime, I guess."

I grinned. "Yes, little girl," I said. "Grandpa's rheumatiz do trouble him something fierce."

She laughed. Having insulted each other, we were now friends. She said, smiling, "You asked for it, being so stuffy. All sports have their jargon. And actually, they're mostly all kids out there; they even treat me as if I were an old lady."

"Fancy that," I said. "A mere infant like you? But it seems odd. You'd think that all these plush hotels, with an interesting sport growing right in their front yards, so to speak, would make a big effort to sell it to the tourists old enough to have a little dough to throw around."

"Well, surfing is fairly strenuous and just a bit dangerous."

"So's skiing," I said. "And look how they're cashing in on that back home… What's the matter?"

"The mix-'em-up lady is heading back our way. I don't really want to meet any more enchanting people, do you?"

It was nicely done. Now that we'd found each other, she was suggesting, we didn't need anybody else. Any man would have been proud to have an attractive blonde so attach herself to him, even a blonde wearing something that, stylewise, resembled nothing so much as my grandmother's winter nightgown. Of course the orchids helped. I put out of my mind the fact that she was undoubtedly acting strictly according to instructions- Monk's instructions-and I let myself expand visibly at the implied flattery.

I said, "Well, I was getting kind of tired of the social whirl myself, Miss Darnley. I suppose we could slip out between those bushes and find sanctuary over there at the open-air bar or whatever they call it. What do you say?"

"I say that would be very nice, Mr. Helm."

She set her glass aside, took my arm, and gathered up her voluminous garment with her free hand, displaying rudimentary sandals and a discreet amount of slim brown legs. Shortly we were being seated under a giant tree on the seaside terrace in front of the bar or cocktail lounge, a rustic building that had been shuttered that morning but was now exposed to the breezes from several directions, more a pavilion than a house.

Near us under the big tree, a dark, beautiful, but rather buxom young lady in a long, heavy, red brocade gown was doing a slow hula to the accompaniment of a ukulele, a steel guitar, a string bass, and an electrified instrument that looked like an autoharp on legs. I was rather startled to see that, below the regal gown, the lovely dancer's feet were bare. Beyond the band, far out at sea, a large ship was steaming slowly toward Honolulu harbor in the pinkish glow of the setting sun.

I said, "Look, there's a ship out there. Would that be the famous Lurline people have been telling me about?"

Jill didn't turn her head. "No, the Lurline arrives on Saturdays, in the morning and it's quite an occasion. You'll have to see it. All the boats and catamarans go out to meet her. It's a real nautical traffic jam, usually, with water skiers showing off and boys diving for coins and everybody yelling aloha. Real corny but kind of fun." She glanced over her shoulder. "There's supposed to be a transport ship due with troops for the Far East. Some of them stop off here. That must be it." She smiled at me. "And you weren't really looking at any ship, Mr. Helm."

I grinned. "Hula me no hulas. I've seen a girl wiggle her hips before." A waitress was hovering over us, wanting our orders. I said to Jill, "You name it, Miss Darn-icy. What goes with rum?"

"More rum, of course," she said, and looked up at the waitress. "Two Mai Tais, please… I think you'll like this drink, Mr. Helm."

"If it's got alcohol in it, I generally do," I said, and went on casually, "What the hell are those birds? They look like doves, but they act like sparrows."

Jill glanced at the birds picking up crumbs under the tables. "They are doves," she said. "We have two kinds, big ones and little ones. But you really should watch this dance, Mr. Helm. It's the real hula, not the grass-skirt shimmy all tourists seem to expect when they come to the Islands. Look at her hands. Aren't they graceful?"

"Hands? What hands?" I said. "Oh, you mean the hands. Oh, sure. Very graceful."

Jill laughed at my clowning, and I laughed with her, and we were off birds as quickly as we'd got on them. What it amounted to was that I'd given her an opening for the seabird-landbird password and she'd let it go by. This meant either that she wasn't the inside agent Mac had spoken of, or that she wasn't ready to reveal herself yet. Well, I hadn't really expected it to be that easy.

I asked, "Do you live here on Oahu, Miss Darnley?"

"I'd hardly be staying at a hotel if I did," she said. "Oahu isn't so big that you can't get home at night, wherever you are. No, I live in Hio. That's on the island of Hawaii, what we call the Big Island, the one with the volcano. Well, they're all volcanic, of course, but our volcano really works, from time to lime." She smiled. "And my name is Jill, Mr. Helm."

"Jill Darnley," I said. "Very nice. I'm Matt. How long are you staying in Honolulu, Jill?"

"Oh, a week or so. It depends. Did you say you knew something about skiing, Mr. Helm?… I mean, Matt."

"I didn't say, but I do. A little. Why?"

"Well, if you can ski, you'd probably have very little trouble with a surfboard. I mean, it's all a question of balance. And if you're getting up early again tomorrow, well, I could promote another board and show you.

It's really a fantastic sport. Out of this world. There's nothing quite like it. I mean, of course, if you want to."

I said, "Sure, but I hope you're not hinting that you want to be rid of me until tomorrow morning."

She said very quickly that of course she wasn't, then the Mai Tais arrived. The recommended drink turned out to consist of heroic quantities of rum in a large glass into which had been inserted some ice, a stick of fresh pineapple, and so help me, an orchid. Jill told me that Mai Tais were originally concocted with a wicked local brew called okolehao, distilled from the fermented root of the Ii plant, the same useful plant that provided the leaves for the famous grass skirts. However, oke, as it was called, was such violent stuff that it had been replaced by rum for tourist consumption, said Jill.

She was really a very informative girl. By the time we'd finished our Mai Tais at the hotel and a couple more rounds with dinner at Duke Kahanamoku's night club and had sat through the floor show there-with all the MC's local references explained to me by my blonde companion-I was practically a native Hawaiian myself. It was well after eleven when we got back to the Halekulani. We stopped in the lobby and looked at each other. There was an awkward little pause.

I cleared my throat and said, "How about a nightcap? I haven't any oke, but I've got a Mainland drink you may find tasty. We distill it from grain and call it bourbon."

She laughed. "Are you making fun of me, Matt? Have I been talking too much like a tour guide?" I didn't say anything. She stopped smiling and looked down and blushed a little, which showed promise. A kid who can blush on demand will go a long way in our trade, if she survives. "Well," she said. "Well, all right. Just a quick one."

We didn't say anything going up the stairs, but she slipped a hand under my arm, ostensibly for support. Maybe she really needed it. We'd both absorbed respectable amounts of rum during the course of the evening.

We stopped at my door, and she leaned against me sleepily while I unlocked it. Normally I'd have taken a precaution or two, entering the place again after having been out of it so long, but precautions weren't really feasible with the girl practically crawling into my pocket. They would have been wasted, anyway. No booby traps blew as we went inside; no hidden assassins leaped out at us.

I paused to lock the door. Jill detached herself from me and went on through the lanai into the bedroom part of the suite. When I turned to look at her, she was standing there, waiting, doing once more for me the lazy, provocative business of pushing back her long hair with both hands.

"I… I don't really want another drink, Matt," she said, letting her hands fall as she watched me approach.

"I didn't think you did," I said, stopping in front of her. "But a man's got to say something, doesn't he?"

"I suppose so." She smiled slowly. "Now help me out of this ridiculous garment.. Or maybe you'd better kiss me first."

"Sure."

I kissed her. She came breathlessly alive in my arms; it was an interesting performance, as a display of technique. I mean, she was putting on a pretty good show for an inexperienced kid, and suddenly I was disgusted with both of us and our phony passion.

She was too busy playing Jezebel to notice. She sighed and freed herself quickly, turned away, and pulled her lei off over her head and tossed it onto a nearby chair. The lose muu-muu dress dropped to the floor. She got rid of brassiere, panties, and sandals in what seemed like a single graceful motion, and swung back to face me expectantly.

I took a step backward. "Very good, Jill," I said. "Oh, very good indeed. Tell the Monk I said you did that extremely well." Her face turned pale. I said harshly, "Now you can get dressed again before you catch cold. I'm a big boy and I don't talk in my sleep. Seduction is for kids, honey, and I'm surprised the Monk would have you try it on an old hand like me. He must be slipping."

There was a little silence. I had to hand it to her, she didn't try any indignant, useless protests. She didn't try to persuade me she didn't know anybody called Monk and I was making a terrible mistake. She didn't say anything at all.

She just licked her lips and bent down to pick up her clothes and turned away from me again to put them back on. She took time to do it right, getting all the hooks and snaps and zippers fastened properly. Then she walked straight to the door and stopped, and looked back over her shoulder, speaking at last:.

"That was… just a bit cruel, wasn't it, Matt? You didn't have to do it like that."

I stared at her for a moment, as if not quite believing what I'd heard. Then I walked quickly across the room and took her by the arm and swung her against the wall, holding her there.

"Cruel, baby?" I said savagely, leaning close to her. "Who are you to talk about cruel? Do you know where I was a month ago? I was in Europe, working with a girl. She was sunburned and nice-looking, like you. She was blonde, like you. She had blue eyes, like you. She wore a white bikini, just like you. And if you think the resemblances are coincidental, you're out of your cotton-picking mind. You were selected for this crummy job, Jill, because Agent Eric is supposed to have a weakness for tanned blondes; because the girl I'm talking about died over there and somebody had the cute notion I'd be just about ready for a replacement. Don't talk cruel to me, sweetheart. Just get the hell out of here."

She didn't move at once. She whispered, "I.. I'm sorry, Matt. I didn't know."

"Sure you didn't. And while you're thinking about how cruel I am, just remember that I could have laid you before I laughed. Now beat it."

I unlocked the door and opened it for her, and locked it again behind her, and listened to her footsteps receding down the hall outside until they were no longer audible. Then I drew a long breath, wondering if I'd just perpetrated a tactical mistake or a stroke of genius.

On the one hand, Monk might wonder how I'd spotted his girl so quickly, but she'd betrayed herself in lots of ways and it had been a pretty obvious plant anyway, so obvious that it would have looked more suspicious if I'd played along with it. That's what a clever man who was interested in getting something on the Monk would have done. I was trying to establish that I didn't give a damn about Monk and his people as long as they left me alone.

I was a little ashamed of the sob story I'd used on the girl. It was quite true, of course. That was why I was ashamed of it. It's never nice to have to play games with your own emotions. But there's no excuse for making enemies unnecessarily. Whether or not Jill was the contact I was looking for, she seemed to be a young agent with a reasonable amount of brains and guts, and I didn't want her hating me. It might just possibly make a difference later, when the chips were down.

I'd had to reject her pretty roughly to make it look good-and sound good for any mikes that might have been planted in the room-and there's only one excuse a woman will accept for such a deadly insult: that it was done by a man with a broken heart. I decided that I'd been pretty smart, after all, and that I should be pretty proud of myself. I should feel real good about my diabolical cleverness: Helm the human calculating machine, unaffected by sex or sentiment. The bad taste in my mouth was undoubtedly caused only by too much rum.

While I was telling myself this, the telephone rang. I went over and picked it up. The voice at the other end was feminine, but it wasn't Jill Darnley's voice. I couldn't place it at once.

"Mr. Helm?"

"This is Helm," I said.

"This… this is Isobel McLain." The voice sounded oddly slurred and uncertain. "Room sixteen-dash-two. That's on the ground floor of cottage sixteen, over by the paddle-tennis court. Would you… would you come at once? The door will be unlocked; just walk in. Please hurry."

I started to speak, perhaps to ask a silly question, but the connection had already been broken at the other end.

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