The Cannibals of Candyland

“Holy shit,” says the cop with one eyebrow. “There’s a kid in there.”

He orders another officer to get the child out of the egg. When the policeman pulls out the baby, Franklin sees a human baby. It doesn’t have cotton candy hair or taffy skin. It is completely human.

Then one of the cops says, “What the hell is wrong with its eyes?”

The other cops look at the baby.

“The eyes… They’re jellybeans.”

Well, perhaps not completely human.

“She’s beautiful,” Jujy says to Franklin as her blood pools across the floor. “Our baby is so beautiful.”

Franklin’s blood drains out of his chest and mixes with Jujy’s. The last thing he sees before he dies are the baby’s green jellybean eyes staring back at him.

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