The Cat, The Quilt And The Corpse

Fourteen

Candace arrived at four p.m., dressed in blue jeans and an Atlanta Braves T-shirt. Her blond hair rested on her shoulders, the first time she’d worn it like that since we’d met. Without the police uniform she was one hot chick, and if fireman extraordinaire Billy Cranor didn’t notice, he was an idiot.

I mentioned my idea about the guy who removed the signs. Candace knew who that was and thought talking to him was a good idea. We agreed to do so right away.

After I engaged the security system, we left through the back door and she said, “Ed Duffy is the guy’s name. He’s hired by the city for odd jobs—removing graffiti, cleaning up after the Little League and Fourth of July parades, stuff like that. Taking down the signs for garage sales and lost pets keeps him pretty busy.”

We sped through town in her small SUV, a beat-up RAV4, and she blasted “Sweet Home Alabama” on the stereo all the way to our destination. Classic rock is great but not played loud enough that Martians can hear the music. My ears and brain were immensely grateful when we arrived at Ed’s Swap Shop. The temperature had risen probably twenty degrees over the course of the day, and I shed my sweater before I got out of the Toyota.

The “shop” was actually a small one-story house desperately in need of fresh paint. The gutters sagged, and a broken window had been repaired with duct tape. Reminded me of the problem that had led me here today. That stupid broken window.

Once we passed through a rusty front gate, I realized the house was in better shape than anything else on the property. The yard overflowed with tires, lawn mowers, cement birdbaths, old bed springs and so much other decrepit stuff that we had to zigzag as if we were walking through a minefield to get to the weather-beaten front door.

Candace was far more adept at zigzagging than I was; I nearly fell twice. I decided she must do obstacle courses in her spare time. Either that or she’d made this trip many times before. She didn’t bother to knock but called out, “Ed Duffy, where you at?” as we went inside.

“That you, Candy?” A man with shaggy gray hair and a full beard that reached his shirt collar stood squinting at us from behind a long glass display case. He wore overalls and a welcoming smile.

Witness Protection Program? I thought.

Candace said, “How you doing?”

“Fine, now that you’re here. But who’s the pretty lady with you?”

We had to meander through Ed’s “merchandise” to reach him—magazines and newspapers piled as high as the ceiling, baskets filled with crocheted or embroidered linens, toys and ancient end tables and so much more.

“This here is a newcomer to Mercy,” Candace said. “Jillian Hart.”

“Oh,” he said, still smiling, “you’re that lady who killed off Flake. ’Bout time someone did what needed doing.”

I felt my eyes widen. Thank goodness for Candace, who quickly said, “She did no such thing. And don’t you be spreading that around town, neither.”

I’d noticed her lapse into what I now understood as the “native language.” If I wanted to learn how to converse in the “upstate” voice and perhaps set people at ease, I needed to pay attention to the dialect.

He lowered his gaze. “I meant no harm. Some things need doin’ is all.” He looked at Candace. “You understand, don’t you?”

“I sure enough do,” she said. “No harm, right, Jillian?”

I smiled at Ed. “No offense taken.”

Ed’s features relaxed, and I realized that with all the sun damage to what little of his face I could see, he could have been fifty years old or a hundred.

“What can I do you two ladies?” he said. “I’m hoping you came to shop.”

“In a way,” Candace said. “Jillian, you want to explain about the signs?”

“Sure.” I was surprised she handed this over to me. But then, I was the one who put up the signs in the first place. “I understand you take down signs people put up—for instance, in my case, I lost my cat and I stuck up flyers around town.”

“Oh yeah, that’s my job. Keeps me busy, too. And that’s why you won’t hear me complaining to the town council about that kinda stuff.” He grinned, and it was such an infectious, happy smile I found myself letting go a little inside. Funny how you never know how wound up you are until you begin to let go.

“Do you remember taking down my flyers last Friday? They had a picture of my lost amber cat along with my name and phone number,” I said.

He hooked his thumbs in his overalls, his eyes narrowed in concentration. “A lost cat, you say?”

“That’s right,” I said.

“Can’t say as I do recall. See, I just go about my business, rip ’em down and toss ’em out,” he said.

“Don’t you be lying, Ed Duffy,” a female voice said from behind us.

Candace and I turned. A woman who seemed to be about sixty years old stood in the doorway, her patent leather purse on one arm, her free hand on her hip. She was in full winter gear—gray wool coat, tall boots and black gloves. Her short dark hair was pulled away from her face and held in place by rhinestone-studded bobby pins.

Candace said, “Hi, Karen. Long time, no see. Karen, this is my friend Jillian.” She turned to look at me. “Karen is Ed’s closest, um, friend.”

She nodded. “What Candy means is that we usually spend the night together. I assume this is our widow, Ms. Hart, the one we have all heard so much about?”

“That’s me. Nice to meet you, Karen,” I said.

She eyed me with an inscrutable stare that made my stomach tighten up again. Finally she said, “You are not at all what I pictured. Why, you’re immensely attractive. I suppose I was expecting the devil incarnate after I heard about the murder.” The smile she offered came more from her deep blue eyes than from her lips.

Is this what people in town think of me? Candace came to my defense again. “She didn’t kill anyone.”

“I’m sure you are correct. She doesn’t look the least bit evil.” Now Karen smiled.

Ed said, “Sweet Pea, what brings you back?”

“Forgot my hat,” she said. “You two ladies can surely understand why a woman might forget something in this place. I would be more accurate saying I lost my hat and I am hoping it’s not been crushed under a pile of junk.”

Ed whipped out a black cloche from beneath the counter. “Would this be what you’re looking for, Sweet Pea?”

“You know it would. But you’re not getting rid of me that easily. I seem to have arrived at precisely the correct moment.” She looked at me. “God works in mysterious ways, and though I believed I came about a hat, it would seem I have arrived to keep an otherwise kind and honest man from presenting a falsehood to, of all people, a policeperson.”

Candace focused on Ed. “And what falsehood would that be?”

“Why, I have no idea what Miss Karen is talking about.” But his cheeks were flushed.

“Edwin Duffy, you tell the truth or I will be forced to do it for you,” Karen said.

He hung his head. “Okay, okay,” he said, hands held up in surrender. “I don’t toss the flyers.”

“There’s more,” Karen said. “God is offering you an opportunity to be forthright and you should honor His bidding.”

“What are you talking about?” Ed said.

Karen gave him a stern look. “You know I am perfectly aware of this affliction of yours, Ed. What exactly do you ‘toss’?”

He took his time answering, but at last, in barely a whisper, he said, “Nothing.”

“Oh my,” she cried. “I am so proud of you for speaking the truth out loud. So very proud.” And with that, she practically leaped over tables and toys and came around the counter. She hugged him for what seemed a very long time while Candace and I stood and watched. I didn’t know about Candace, but I was baffled.

After several kisses, which marked Ed’s mouth with Karen’s bright red lipstick, he turned to us. “I have the flyers. Just haven’t had time to sort through and file them.”

Karen offered a dismissive laugh and addressed us. “That filing system is a trunk in the back room. And when the trunk gets full, the flyers and whatever else he’s gathered from people’s lawns or out of ditches or what’s meant for the garbage collector is transferred to a cardboard box and dated.”

Ed squared his shoulders. “It is my belief that what is offered to me on the streets of Mercy is valuable, even though the city wants to throw it all out. See, you two have come searchin’ for something, and I believe that’s proof that I have collected an important piece of—well, I don’t know, but it’s something.”

I cocked my head. “You know what, Ed? You might just be right.”

Karen rolled her eyes. “Please do not encourage the man.”

“That’s not our intent,” Candace said.

“Oh, sweetheart, I know that. It’s just that Ed and I have been working on his problem with him collecting stuff, mostly because we need to downsize. I read all about this downsizing idea in the money magazines. When you’re ready to retire, that’s one of the first steps.”

“Could we have a look at all the papers you’ve collected over the last few months?” I said.

“It’s only a bunch of paper,” Karen said.

“But what Ed’s collected might provide a clue as to who killed Flake Wilkerson,” Candace said. “Might tell us other people who’ve lost cats in the last few months. See, a few kitties were found in the house, and maybe somebody is sorely missing them.”

“Missing them enough to kill the man?” Karen asked.

“I’m not saying that for sure,” Candace explained. “But it’s a place to start.”

Ed turned on his amazing smile. “In that case, have at it, ladies.”

The two of them led us to a hallway to the right—no easy task with a treadmill and a slew of old computer monitors in the way. We had been standing in what must have been the living room of the old house, and now we passed a kitchen on our right—at least I thought I saw a refrigerator and a stove. But this had apparently become the kitchen item collection spot. Blenders, microwaves, tables, even sheets of Formica filled the space.

To the left, however, was a tidy and usable bathroom, and up ahead a bedroom that was neat and habitable.

Karen was quick to point out that this was her doing. “The man has to have facilities and a place to lay his head when he needs a nap. You two will find later on in life that naps are quite the necessity. Ed does take his meals with me, though. That kitchen here is too much for me to deal with. And that reminds me, I need to get home and fix his supper. Ed’s metabolism keeps him thin as a bed slat. He needs his meals.”

She told us good-bye and left.

We’d reached the end of the hall, and Ed was dragging around an old steamer trunk stacked with file boxes. Candace hurried in to help him, and together they pushed it into the hallway, where there was actually space for us to open it.

“What time period are we looking at with these particular contents?” I asked.

Ed squinted into the room at the file boxes. “Looks like last time I filed was the end of March.”

“Seven months’ worth of paper?” Candace said, sounding overwhelmed already.

“Trees died and men and women labored to make this paper, Candy. Destroying it just don’t seem right.”

An eco-friendly hoarder. In his peculiar and obstinate way, he made sense.

He said, “You two go ahead and look for what you want. Use my bedroom if you’re too cramped. Meanwhile I got all of Helen Harper’s costume jewelry from her daughter. She swapped it out for a new toaster oven. Did you know Helen passed two weeks ago, Candy?”

“I did. Attended the visitation. She was a nice lady.”

“She was indeed. Now, get busy. You don’t want to miss your supper ’cause you’re stuck here.”

He went back to the front and we both sat cross-legged by the trunk. Candace released all three brass latches and lifted the lid. Papers were crammed to the brim and some fell out and scattered around us.

“Guess we should separate any lost-cat flyers from the rest,” I said.

“Exactly.” Candace reached in with two hands and grabbed as much as she could hold, then handed the mass of papers to me. She repeated the process, putting a pile on her lap.

The sorting took almost ninety minutes with neither of us taking time to look closely at what we had. I did notice several of my own flyers, but far fewer than I expected. Perhaps someone else was out collecting paper, too. Finally we had what we needed—information on plenty of lost cats. Candace and I then “refiled” the rest of Ed’s finds, which included not only garage sale signs but Frisbees, tennis balls and even a dog leash.

We decided to take all the cat flyers to my house so we could examine them, take down names and numbers and perhaps get a feel for what had been happening to Mercy cats in the last several months. But first we needed to eat. So after thanking Ed and saying our good-byes, we went back to the car.

Candace said she didn’t want to go to the Little Pig, even though she was craving slaw dogs—a regional favorite I had yet to try. Seemed any cops on duty usually went there on their break.

“Let’s eat at McMurtry’s Pub,” she said, her RAV4 peeling around a corner and onto Main Street.

I held on for dear life and vowed to drive if we ever went out on another search-and-find mission.

She said, “The Pub is a touristy spot with a weird menu, but they have their own special recipe for sweet tea that beats about anything I’ve ever tasted.”

Turned out the weird menu was typical pub fare, bangers and mash, fish and chips, that kind of thing. But there were also the hamburgers typical for the area, “a-plenty burgers,” where the fries and onion rings were mounded so high they fell off the plate. The sweet tea sure did have something extra—but the waitress wasn’t about to give up the secret, even though I asked more than once.

As we shared a trifle for dessert, Candace said, “That cat I took in is so hilarious. Cries like a baby.”

I took out my phone. “That reminds me, I haven’t checked on my crew in hours.” Once I was connected to the cat-cam, I saw I had nothing to worry about. They were all asleep in the living room.

“My mom’s keeping Boy today—that’s what I call him, Boy. Didn’t want to leave him alone on the very first day he’s free from the likes of a mean old man like Flake Wilkerson. Those cats may have something to do with him being murdered, but I can’t help thinking what if it’s something else? I know the chief is looking into other things.”

“What would those other things be?” I said.

“Well, there’s the missing computer. I can tell you about that because you heard it was missing the day we found the body. It’s a safe assumption something on the hard drive connects the killer to Wilkerson, especially since we saw no evidence of robbery. The man had several thousand dollars in a bedroom drawer.”

“Wasn’t the computer keyboard gone, too?” I said. “Why take—oh, I get it. Fingerprints.”

She pointed her spoon at me. “That’s right. Wiping down a keyboard would be tough, especially if you were in a hurry. Then there’s his daughter. I can also tell you about her because when we notified her about Mr. Wilkerson, she said she was coming in from Columbia tomorrow to make the arrangements. That’s probably common knowledge in this town already. Chief Baca had me make the phone call to her, and I have to say, she didn’t sound all that upset that he was dead. If something like that happened to my daddy, I’d be hysterical. We need to know what she was up to around the time of the murder.”

“Columbia’s not that far away, right?” I scraped the edge of the trifle dish to get every morsel of whipped cream.

“No. She coulda come into town, killed off Flake and been back home by nightfall—if she had a reason to knock him off. Could be there’s money involved. I haven’t heard anything about the vic’s finances yet.”

“Bet Baca hasn’t shared anything about her possible motive or alibi with you, huh?”

“No,” she said, her expression morose. Candace eyed the empty trifle dish, cleaned inside the bowl with her index finger and licked away the last of our dessert.

“What’s the daughter’s name? Maybe I could go over there and offer my condolences. I do feel terrible about my part in all this, and she might tell me something we don’t know about Mr. Wilkerson. Like why he was collecting cats.”

“That’s an idea. Her name is Daphne, and she didn’t sound all that friendly. Maybe I’ll go with you.”

“Good, because the last time I went to that house—well, you know what I found.”

Candace said, “And don’t be mentioning this to anyone. I’m off the case and might get myself in some boiling-hot water if the chief finds out.”

Back at my house a short time later, we switched from sweet tea to white wine, which helped Candace and me deal with the tedious task of writing down names and numbers off about fifty stained, wrinkled and mildewed flyers. Who knew so many cats would get themselves lost—but the pile we had went back more than six months.

We’d laid them out on my dining room table, to the joy of all four cats. At one point Merlot even stretched out on the paper-covered space between Candace and me. Cats always have to be in your business.

The tedium was interrupted when I came to a particular cat picture. I tapped the faded photo, the one a person named Dale Bartlett had added to his or her plea for help finding the lost cat Beatrice. “That’s the Tonkinese we found at Wilkerson’s house.”

Candace was looking a little blurry-eyed anyway, and now confusion clouded her features even more. “Tonka-what? I thought we were talking about cats, not little trucks.”

“Tonkinese is a cat breed,” I said.

“Oh. Gotcha.”

“I think that cat is with Shawn. Now that we have the owner’s phone number, we can reunite them. I wonder if we’ll find a flyer for the tuxedo, too,” I said.

“Trucks and tuxedos? One of us has had too much wine. What in heck are you talking about?”

“Sorry. Tuxedo cats are black and white—marked, sort of like penguins. Remember, I told you about the cat that escaped the day before the murder?”

“The cat that ran off into the woods?” she said.

“Yes. The one Shawn picked up by the side of the road after we left.”

“Save that for sure, because every cat is a possible lead.”

“I’m not sure I even told Baca about Shawn picking up the tuxedo. Guess I’ll do that tomorrow,” I said.

“I never got the chance to tell him, but it is in my report,” she said. “Maybe he’ll begin to understand the importance of the cats if you mention it. I got the feeling he couldn’t care less. Make sure you tell him you forgot and that’s why you failed to mention that penguin cat.”

“Tuxedo.”

“Whatever. And now that I’m considering this full-disclosure idea, I definitely have to give the chief our lost-cat list tomorrow, even though he’ll probably laugh me out of his office and order me back to answering phones.”

“Can I copy it first?” I still had to find out about these missing cats, with or without Baca’s help.

“It’s your list, not mine, so of course.” She paused and her expression grew worried. “But maybe there will be no laughing, Jillian. Maybe I’ll be suspended for not following orders. Maybe you should keep the list to yourself.”

“No. Tell him what we’ve done. Honesty is on our side. Let’s keep it that way.”

She offered a small smile. “That’s exactly what my mom would say. And my mom is always right.”