THE PROSECUTOR is seeking a change of venue for the trial of Harley and Jill, arguing that it will be impossible to seat an objective jury in Moose County, where the citizenry is still under the spell of the Fitch mystique. According to Jill, who is cooperating with investigators to save her own neck, they staged the vandalism at the dental clinic to destroy the twins' dental records.
Qwilleran no longer employs the services of Francesca Brodie, and Yum Yum has reverted to her fastidious habits in the commode.
The Siamese, using their own built-in deodorant applied with long pink tongues, have dispelled the memory of the black-and-white kitty on lttibittiwassee Road.
Qwilleran is reading Moby-Dick aloud to the cats and spending weekends at Polly Duncan's cozy house in the country.
The Klingenschoen Theatre will open with an original revue written by Qwilleran and Hixie Rice.The hit number is sure to be "I Left My Heart in Pickax City."
Koko is learning how to turn the television off.
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