The Cat Who Went Underground

CHAPTER 11.

A DAY WITHOUT Iggy should have blessed the cabin with tranquility, but Qwilleran felt only anxiety when the carpenter failed to appear on Friday morning. Where was he? Why had he not returned? Would he ever return? The skeleton of the east wing was rain-soaked and forlorn. Qwilleran spent the morning glancing frequently at his watch and listening for the explosive arrival of Iggy’s truck, but he found the woods surrounding the cabin disappointingly quiet except for peeps amd chirps, buzzing and chattering, as birds, insects, and small animals went about their daily business, whatever it might be; Qwilleran did not pretend to know.

Following the storm of the night before, the wind had subsided and the lake was settling down. The woods still had the verdant aroma of a rain forest; trees were dripping, the ground was scattered with fallen tree branches, but the sun was making an effort to shine through a milky sky.

Qwilleran was in no mood to write. He passed the time by picking up the storm’s debris-piling large branches behind the toolshed and breaking twigs into suitable lengths for fireplace kindling. The carpenter had left scraps of shingles strewn about the property, and Qwilleran stacked them in neat piles along with their discarded wrappers. Every time a heavy truck rumbled down the distant highway he stopped to listen, regretting that he had spoken harshly to Iggy.

In midday, before he had taken time to drive into Mooseville, he was surprised to receive a phone call from Nick Bamba. “Say, Qwill, do you know you’re blockaded?”

“Blockaded! What do you mean?”

“I just drove past your place, and there’s a big tree down across your driveway.

Also, the K sign has blown away.”

“That explains it!”

“Explains what?”

“It’s like this,” Qwilleran said. “I was expecting a workman, but he didn’t show up today. It’s obvious now that his truck couldn’t get through.”

“But wouldn’t he call you?”

“Not this one! He wouldn’t have the common sense, or he wouldn’t have the coins to put in the phone box. And without the K on the post, I doubt whether he could even find the driveway. It took him half a day to find the lumberyard, and they have a sign that’s ten feet high. So thanks for telling me about the tree, Nick.”

“That’s okay, Qwill. Here’s Lori. She wants to talk to you.”

Lori Bamba was not only Qwilleran’s part-time secretary; she was his advisor in matters pertaining to cats. She had three of her own, and Koko and Yum Yum knew it. Whenever she telephoned, Koko sensed who was on the line. Now he jumped on the bar and purred throatily.

“Hello, Lori,” said Qwilleran. “Koko wants to say a few words.”

He held the receiver to the cat’s head, and there were yowls and musical yiks and cadenzas that Lori seemed to understand.

“Okay, that’s enough,” Qwilleran said, pushing Koko away. “What’s on your mind, Lori?”

“I just wanted you to know I’m taking a vacation and won’t be able to do any typing for about ten days. Do you want me to find a substitute?”

“No need. If there’s anything urgent, I’ll handle it myself. Everything else can wait till you get back. Where are you going?”

“I’m flying Down Below so the baby can meet his two sets of grandparents.

They’ve never seen him. Nick will drive down later to pick us up, and we’ll do some camping on the way home.”

“Isn’t the baby rather young for tents and ants and canned beans?”

Lori laughed. “We have an RV-not a big one-just enough for camping in comfort.

You can borrow it if you ever want to go camping with Koko and Yum Yum.”

“I appreciate the offer, and I’ll mention it to them, but I don’t think they’d care for roughing it.” Koko knew he was being discussed and started pushing the receiver away from Qwilleran’s ear. “Have a good trip, Lori, and let me speak to Nick again.”

Koko lost interest when Lori’s husband came on the line.

Qwilleran said, “You’ve heard-the news about Clem Cot-tie?”

“I couldn’t believe it!” said Nick. “What do you think happened?’”

“Nobody knows. He built my steps to the beach, and I was grateful to you for recommending him. Then he started on my new addition. Did he play ball on the Fourth of July?”

“No, now that you mention it. The Roosters lost to us, twelve to three. He’s their best pitcher.”

“It appears that he hasn’t been seen since he left my place Thursday night. Of course, we don’t know what the police have found, if anything. Let me know if you hear.” Nick’s status at the state prison made him a good source of scuttlebutt. “And thank you again, Nick, for telling me about the tree.”

Qwilleran lost no time in calling Glinko. “Please dispatch a crew to remove a fallen tree,” he requested. “It’s a big one, blocking my driveway.”

“Ha ha ha! That’ll keep you home tonight,” said the cheerful Mrs. Glinko. “What d’you want “em to do with it? Chop it up for firewood? That’ll cost extra.”

“Tell them to take it away,” Qwilleran said. “Immediately.”

Fallen trees, vanishing builders, raccoons in the chimney, leaking sinks, birds”

nests in the vents, spider bites on the seat! He was beginning to yearn for his dull apartment in Pickax.

The next morning he walked down the long drive to the highway and was pleased to see that the Glinko crew had spirited away the fallen tree. He drove into town for breakfast and bought a large letter K at the hardware store.

The hardware merchant said, “I read in the paper about Clem Cottle. They said he was last seen building something for you.”

“That’s true. You can’t believe everything you read in the paper, but they get some of it right.”

“He was engaged to marry one of the Wimsey girls, you know. I can’t imagine what happened.”

“The police are investigating, Cecil. They probably know more than they’re telling.”

The hardware man frowned. “It makes me wonder if it’s connected with that big fire on Doug Cottle’s farm.”

“In what way?”

“I haven’t figured it out yet, but it bothers me. The chicken operation was fully insured, I happen to know. Clem and his father weren’t getting along together. My wife got that from her sister; it’s her daughter that was going to marry Clem … I don’t know. I keep trying to put two and two together, and I come up with six-and-a-half. Do you have any theories?”

“Not a one,” said Qwilleran. “I leave police work to the police.”

After nailing the new letter K to the cedar post-with eight hammer strokes for each nail instead of three-he settled down to wait apprehensively for Iggy. Was the man on a binge? Had he found another job that was more congenial? And then the crucial question: Had he suffered the fate of five other carpenters?

Iggy, he reflected, was not a bad fellow. He was skilled in his craft when he chose to work, and he was neither sulky nor fractious nor dishonest-simply lazy and short on common sense, and his personal habits were annoying.

Briefly, Qwilleran considered notifying the sheriffs department about the missing carpenter. They would listen politely, but considering the reputation of underground builders how could they take the report seriously? And how could he identify Iggy? A skinny guy with prominent teeth and a truck that backfired a lot? What was the license number? What, for that matter, was Iggy’s last name?

He had no idea.

Instead, Qwilleran telephoned the Black Bear Cafe” in Brrr and asked Gary Pratt if Iggy had been around.

“Not since I sent him to your place last week,” the barkeeper said. “How’s he doing?”

“When and if he works, he does a good job, but he needs constant prodding and supervision, and I never wanted to be a construction boss. By the way, do you know his last name?”

“Never heard it. And he doesn’t use a credit card,” said Gary with a laugh.

“I don’t suppose you know where he’s living.”

“Sleeps in his truck, the chances are, on some back road.”

“If you see him, Gary, tell him my driveway is clear now. It was blocked by a large tree as a result of the storm, but it’s been trucked away.”

“Sure thing,” said Gary. “When are you coming in? Today’s special is barbecued ribs and pecan pie-my grandma’s recipe.”

“I’ll catch it the next time around,” Qwilleran said.

On a wild hunch he jumped on his trail bike and explored the dirt roads surrounding Mooseville, where Iggy might park his truck and pass out for a couple of days. He even tried the Old Brrr Road where he had spotted Clem’s abandoned pickup. The vehicle with the frantic chicken had been removed, and he saw no sign of Iggy’s truck.

On another wild hunch he stopped at the lumberyard and asked if Iggy had charged any building materials to the Klingenschoen office since Thursday.

Three good-natured brothers ran the lumber business. “Hey, Joe,” said brother Jim, “has old horse-face been in here the last coupla days?”

“Ain’t seen him,” said Joe. “Couldn’t hardly miss that set of teeth.”

“Ain’t heard him either,” said Jack. “Every time his jalopy pulls into the yard, I think we’re being attacked by some nut with an Uzi.”

When Qwilleran arrived at the cabin, there was a car parked in the clearing-a familiar tan four-door-and Roger was prowling around the building site.

“Trespassers will be prosecuted!” Qwilleran called out.

“Hey!” Roger greeted him. “This is the first I’ve seen of your building project.

It’s neat! And you’ve got a new K on the signpost.”

“The old one blew away. I lost a big tree, too.”

“Lucky you’ve got five thousand others.”

“Wait till I put my horse in the stable.”

Qwilleran wheeled his bike into the toolshed and hung it on padded hooks, then conducted Roger through the framework of future rooms. “And this one, with south and west windows, is the cats” apartment. There are times when we all need our privacy. Will you come in for a drink?’”

“I don’t think I should,” Roger said. “I’m on my way to Lockmaster to pick up Mrs. Ascott, and she doesn’t approve of anything stronger than hot water with lemon. She’s got bad eyes but a very good nose, and Mildred doesn’t want us to offend her. You’re attending the meeting tonight, aren’t you?”

“In a weak moment I said I would,” said Qwilleran with a lack of animation.

“How would you like to come along for the ride? It’s an hour’s drive to Lockmaster, and we can stop for dinner on the way down. I know a good place.

Coming back, she’ll sit in the backseat and not say a word. Frankly, she gives me the creeps. So I’d be glad of the company.”

That was all Qwilleran needed to hear: Stop for dinner at a good place.

“I’ll have to shower and feed the cats,” he said. “How much time do we have?”

“We ought to leave by six o’clock.”

“Then would you be good enough to give mem their food?”

“Me! I’ve never fed a cat in my life!” Roger professed to a fear of felines, and he looked about apprehensively as he entered the cabin. “Where are they?”

Qwilleran pointed to Koko on the moosehead and Yum Yum on a crossbeam spanning the dining table.

“I’d feel more comfortable, Qwill, if they were down on the floor. Isn’t that where cats are supposed to hang out?”

“Not Siamese! But I’ll get them down in a hurry. Watch this! … CEREAL!”

Koko thumped from the moosehead to the mantel to the woodbox to the floor, and Yum Yum swooped through the air from the beam to the top of the bar, causing Roger to duck and retreat toward the exit. For their prompt response they were rewarded with a few of Mildred’s tasty crumbles.

“Now here’s a can of salmon,” Qwilleran explained, “and here’s the can opener and a spoon. Just spread it on this plate, mashed up, with the dark skin removed. They don’t like the dark skin.”

“At our house we eat the dark skin-if we’re lucky enough to have canned salmon,”

said Roger. “Hey, it’s red salmon! Mostly we buy tuna, when it’s on sale.”

Qwilleran said, “I notice you’re wearing a coat and tie.”

“Mrs. Ascott doesn’t approve of casual.”

“Okay, I’ll be ready before six. If you want music, put a cassette on the stereo. Koko likes Brahms.”

In the allotted time he emerged-coated, cravatted, and spiffily groomed except for his flamboyant moustache which always looked wayward. “I’ll be glad to drive my car,” he offered.

“Thanks, but Mrs. Ascott will fit better in the backseat of my four-door. She’s rather large.”

“How will she get home?”

“She’ll stay over, and Mildred and Sharon will drive her back in the morning.”

The route to Lockmaster was sixty miles straight down the main highway, and as soon as Roger went into overdrive, Qwilleran asked, “Have the police any leads on Clem Cot-tie’s disappearance?”

“Not that they’re telling.”

“Do you know his father?”

“I’ve met Doug Cottle, but I don’t know him very well.”

“What is he like? He sounded curt when I talked to him on the phone.”

“Oh, he’s curt, all right. Curt is something he does very well. So different from Clem. I guess Clem takes after his mother. She’s nice.”

“Do father and son get along together?”

“Not too good, I hear. He blamed Clem for the fire-something he said Clem did, or didn’t do, in connection with the electrical system.”

“Did the state fire marshal investigate?”

“He didn’t have to. No one was killed, and the fire chief didn’t report any evidence of arson.”

After crossing the Moose County line, the road led into hunting country with its rolling hills, opulent horse farms, and miles of fences dipping and curving across the green terrain. In the landscape and the dwellings there was an air of sophistication that Moose County lacked, and the restaurants were said to be better. Roger pulled into the parking lot of a place called the Palomino Paddock.

When Qwilleran noted the hostess in a long dress and several diners in dinner jackets and a wine steward wearing heavy chains, he began to think he should pick up the check for this meal. When they were seated (with pomp) and the menus were presented (with a flourish), he knew the Palomino Paddock was not for a young man on a tuna-fish budget. “Since you’re driving tonight, Roger, dinner is my treat,” he said.

They started with vichyssoise, and Qwilleran said, “What do you know about Mrs. Ascott?”

“Not much. She and my motherin-law have been good friends for years. Mildred reads the tarot cards, you know, and I guess they have something in common. Did she ever read the cards for you?”

“Once, a couple of years ago. I hate to admit it, but she was right about everything-although I didn’t think so at the time. You said Mrs. Ascott is a big woman?”

“She’s huge! Not fat, just monumental, as Sharon says. There’s something about a huge old woman that’s more formidable than a huge young woman. Her eyes are always half closed, but they’re long! Sharon thinks she uses eye makeup to make her eyes seem longer, like they do in India. She doesn’t talk much in company, just monosyllables in a tiny voice. But when she goes into action and starts predicting the future, she’s frightening. She sounds like a drill sergeant. I wouldn’t mention this to Sharon or Mildred, but sometimes I think she’s really a man.”

Both men had ordered the prime rib, and Qwilleran declared it to be real beef without the hypodermic needle or irradiation or blood transfusion.

“Speaking of Mrs. Ascott,” Roger said, “do you want to hear something weird? ..

. When the baby was born, we asked her to be godmother. She came up here for the christening, and Mildred had a get-together for some friends, with Mrs. Ascott delivering spirit messages. It was spooky. She had a message for Sharon and me from a spirit named Harriet. This Harriet said we should move the baby’s crib to another room. That’s all-just move it to another room.”

“How did you react?”

“I felt like a fool, but Sharon insisted, so we moved the crib from the nursery to our own bedroom, which was pretty crowded. Two nights later … the whole plaster ceiling of the nursery fell down!”

“Did you ever know anyone named Harriet?”

“Sharon never did,” said Roger, “but that was the name of my great-great-grandmother.”

Qwilleran threw a quick, incredulous glance across the dinner table. “Do you expect me to believe that?”

“It’s true! Ask Sharon. Ask Mildred.”

Lockmaster had been the home of wealthy lumber barons in the nineteenth century, and their mansions were fanciful examples of Victorian architecture. At one of these, which appeared to be an exclusive boarding house, Qwilleran and Roger picked up Mrs. Ascott. In her long black dress, with black crepe draped over her dyed black hair, she moved slowly and majestically to the waiting car with Roger at her elbow. They wedged her into the backseat with some embarrassment on the part of the men, and a few artfully controlled giggles from Roger. She sat in the center of the seat, staring straight ahead through eyes long and slitted.

“Are you comfortable, Mrs. Ascott?” Qwilleran asked.

“Mmmmm,” she replied.

In the front seat, during the ride back to Mooseville, there were animated discussions about baseball, politics, and the prevalence of violent crime Down Below. Arriving at Mildred’s cottage, the two men eased Mrs. Ascott out of the car and guided her indoors like two harbor tugs maneuvering an ocean-going liner into its berth. There she was greeted with adulation by Mildred and Sharon and ushered to a seat of honor in the middle of the living room sofa-the flowered sofa that Mildred had recently reupholstered with hours of sweat and tears.

Qwilleran thought, I hope she reinforced the springs.

Seated in a half circle, facing the sofa, were the guests, speaking in hushed tones: John and Vicki Bushland, Sue Ur-bank without her husband, the Comptons, and others Qwilleran had not met. It was still daylight, but the traverse draperies had been drawn across the window-wall, and lamps were lighted. A hint of incense gave the assembly a mystical aura.

Mildred welcomed the group, saying, “We’re privileged to have Mrs. Ascott with us this evening. She has so much to tell us about matters beyond our perception that I’ll waste no time in introducing this renowned woman whose revelations speak for themselves.”

The guests were asked to write their initials on slips of paper, fold them, and drop them in a basket, which was then placed on the coffee table in front of the seer. There was a breathless pause. Mrs. Ascott, ignoring the contents of the basket, gazed at a distant point above and beyond the heads of the assemblage.

Finally she started to speak in a booming voice, addressing her pronouncements to the initials in the basket.

“To SFU … I am receiving the impression … of a mistake … You have made a drastic decision … not for the best … Is it too late to change your plans?”

“No,” said Sue Urbank in a small frightened voice.

“Then do so!”

A murmur of surprise rippled through the audience.

“To RJM … You have changed careers … with some trepidation … Have no fear … You have acted wisely.”

Roger and Sharon exchanged happy glances.

“Remember your responsibilities … Avoid unnecessary risks.”

“Yes. Thank you,” said Roger.

Mrs. Ascott continued to stare at the opposite wall through heavy-lidded eyes.

“To LMC … I see pain … Remember your age and use discretion … You could have trouble with … your knees.”

Lisa Compton groaned while nodding her head.

“To SKM … In my mind’s eye … I see you tormented … by indecision…

Duty first, desire later.”

Again the MacGillivrays exchanged glances, not happy ones.

“To JWB … I have a vision … of great loss … material loss … but you will save what really matters.”

Bushy passed a nervous hand over his nearly hairless head.

“To LFC … I see a dwelling … Are you selling property?”

“I’m trying to,” said Compton.

“Don’t be impatient … Bide your time … A good offer is on the way.”

“Thank you.”

“To VRB … My dear … something you have long wanted … will be yours.”

Vicki Bushland barely suppressed a little shriek.

At that point Mrs. Ascott asked for a glass of water, and there was a brief intermission as guests whispered to each other and Qwilleran thought, Mildred could have briefed this woman on the concerns of her friends: Sue Urbank’s pending divorce, Roger’s career crisis, Lisa Compton’s “jogging knees.” Everyone knew that Lyle wanted to sell his house in Pickax and buy a condominium, and Sharon wanted to hire a babysitter and return to teaching school, and Vicki desperately wanted a successful pregnancy.

Mrs. Ascott resumed with a message for MTH: “It would be wise … to have a complete physical examination … without delay!”

Qwilleran thought this a cruel pronouncement to make so abruptly and in public, and he turned to see Mildred’s reaction. Her lips were pressed together.

When the session ended, there had been messages for everyone except JQ, and Qwilleran surmised that the psychic had sensed his skepticism, or Mildred had warned her.

At this point the hostess rose and said, “Mrs. Ascott has consented to answer a few direct questions if anyone cares to ask.”

There was silence until, in a challenging voice, Qwilleran asked, “Can you tell us anything about the whereabouts of a young man named Clem Cottle?”

Mrs. Ascott stared at the upper wall with unseeing eyes. Finally she said, “I have a sense of distance … a long distance. He is very far away. Is he in the armed services?”

“No,” said Qwilleran, “he’s a local carpenter.”

“He wishes to return … but he is unable.”

She’s bluffing, Qwilleran thought, but then the enigmatic woman added, “Are you JQ? I have a message for you … from a female spirit … Her name is …

Joy … Take precautions … to protect your family. Do you have two…

children?”

“No, ma’am, I have two cats.”

There was a suppressed tittering in the audience.

“There is another message … from Joy … not quite clear … about an excavation … The message is … fading out … It’s gone … That is all.”

“Thank you,” said Qwilleran, somewhat shaken.

She went on with other messages from other spirits for other guests, but he could think only of the cryptic tidings from Joy, his boyhood sweetheart, who had been dead for two years.