The Choirboys

FIFTEEN

DR. EMIL MOODY

Niles and Bloomguard!” said Lieutenant Elliott “Hardass” Grimsley formerly of Wilshire nightwatch, now of Internal Affairs Division, when he was telephoned at home that morning by his investigators who could not break Harold Bloomguard’s spurious story. Nor could they gain admission to General Hospital Psychiatric Ward to talk to Sam Niles, who by now could not even have told them his name.

“I remember them,” Lieutenant Grimsley said. “Troublemakers. Friends of that slob, Spermwhale Whalen. Listen, I heard rumors they used to go to choir practice with several other officers from the nightwatch. MacArthur Park? Maybe that’s where they go. Get to Whalen’s house. Roust the fat pig outta bed and bring him down to IAD. Let’s sweat him.”

At 9:00 A.M. the two headhunters sat with Spermwhale Whalen in an interrogation room on the fifth floor of the police building. They looked at his bristling red jowls and huge stomach and fierce little eyes filled with contempt and rebellion.

“You don’t expect us to believe that you know nothing about this shooting?” the unsmiling investigator said. “We have reliable information that you were there.”

Spermwhale Whalen looked at both young plainclothes sergeants and said, “You know so much, what’re you fuckin with me for?”

“Listen, Whalen.” The other plainclothes sergeant leaned over the table. “We found empty booze bottles not far from the body. You boys didn’t clean up everything well enough. And we found tire tracks and casts’ve been made. One of you had a car parked there.”

“I told you I went home after work last night. I don’t know what this’s all about and I resent the shit outta you two bringin me here.”

The investigator who played bad guy stood up disgustedly and stormed out of the door so his partner could play good guy which of course Spermwhale wasn’t buying.

“He say anything?” asked Lieutenant Grimsley who was waiting in the corridor outside with Commander Hector Moss and Deputy Chief Adrian Lynch who had spent the night in a motel with his passionate secretary Theda Gunther, and predictably had his toupee twisted.

“Whalen’s a good actor, Lieutenant,” the investigator said. “Unless it’s the truth. Maybe Bloomguard isn’t lying. He’s sticking to the original story right down the line.”

“Bullshit!” Lieutenant Grimsley interrupted. “I know Bloomguard’s lying. Those beer cans and bottles …”

“We can’t prove they put them there,” the investigator said.

“How about that bra you found?” Lieutenant Grimsley asked.

“Looked like it’d been there several days. Covered with leaves and debris.”

“What size was it?”

“Enormous. Forty-four, D cup.”

“Any station groupies with tits that big?” pondered Lieutenant Grimsley, unconsciously glancing at the amorous deputy chief.

“What’re you looking at me for, Lieutenant?”

“Oh. Sorry, sir,” Hardass Grimsley blanched.

“Why don’t you have a try at him, Lieutenant?” asked Commander Moss, and Lieutenant Grimsley smiled nervously as he visualized a scene with Spermwhale Whalen telling about the black woman from Philadelphia he had caught Grimsley going down on when he was the Wilshire watch commander.

“I don’t like to interfere with my men’s investigations,” Lieutenant Grimsley said, hoping that Spermwhale Whalen wouldn’t see him and wink and muss up his hair.

“Well I took the liberty of going through his personnel package in your office, Lieutenant,” Chief Lynch said. “Do you mind if I have a try?”

“Not at all, sir,” Lieutenant Grimsley said, enormously relieved. “After all, you’re an old IAD man.”

And it was true that Chief Lynch was an old IAD man, it being pretty much agreed upon that Internal Affairs Division experience was the best springboard for promotion. Head-hunters made rank consistently better than other investigators, the regular detective bureau being a dead end for the ambitious.

His three years as a headhunter were the most pleasurable in Chief Lynch’s entire career. He understood certain things about policemen. He knew the polygraph worked extremely well on them because of their job-induced guilt feelings, whereas it was almost useless on guiltless sociopathic criminals. Also he knew that all men fear something and he guessed what a fifty-two year old patrol cop like Spermwhale Whalen probably feared most.

Five minutes later Deputy Chief Lynch was sitting across from Spermwhale, drinking coffee, offering Spermwhale none. Chief Lynch was smiling. “I’m not going to waste time on you, Whalen.”

“That’s good, Chief, because I got nothin to say and I don’t know what this is all about.”

“You’re a goddamn liar!” Chief Lynch suddenly said and Spermwhale’s little eyes narrowed. The furry eyebrows dipped dangerously and the Z-shaped scar showed very white through the eyebrow and across his red nose. Chief Lynch, despite himself, glanced anxiously toward the door and wished he’d have let one of the investigators sit with him here in the stark room, with the table and wooden chairs and tape machine hissing.

“I’m not going to try to fool an old veteran like you, Whalen,” Chief Lynch said, continuing more amiably. “Of course we’re going to tape your statement. I’m not going to try to fool you about anything.”

“That’s good,” said Spermwhale, “because I got nothin…”

“Quite a record you have,” Chief Lynch interrupted. “You have quite a history of being insubordinate. I see why you’ve remained in uniform patrol for twenty years.”

“I like uniform patrol,” Spermwhale said, sitting motionless, his big hands on his knees, wishing for a cup of coffee, his mouth dry as ashes.

“Did I say twenty years? Well not quite. You only have nineteen and a half years, don’t you? Less some bad time you have to make up. My, my, you were so close to that twenty year pension. Now you’ll get nothing.”

“Listen, Chief…”

“You listen, Whalen,” Chief Lynch snapped. “You listen good. Maybe Niles wasted that fruit practicing a quick draw. Or shooting at beer bottles. I don’t know how he did it and I don’t really care. But I’m going to get the truth from every man who was there. You can cooperate or I’ll push for at least involuntary manslaughter against Niles and I guarantee you’ll find your ass on trial as an accessory after the fact. Ever hear of the crime of harboring and concealing after a felony’s been committed?”

“Listen, Chief…”

“You listen, Whalen,” said Chief Lynch, warming up, leaning across the table, his breath smelling lemony from Theda Gunther’s douche powder. “You’re fifty-two years old. Fifty-two. Think of that. Look at you. You’re a crude, fat, aging man. You going to go out and get a job? Doing what? Flying airplanes? No chance. You aren’t going to be able to get a job cleaning out shithouses after you’re fired from the police department. How’re you going to live? I’ll bet after you serve your six months in jail, and after your whole career’s down the drain, without a dime of pension money that you end up on skidrow with the other bums. I’ll bet you’re begging for nickels or selling your blood for a few bucks. Know some of the other things the old winos do to make a few bucks, Whalen? Want me to tell you? Think it could never happen to you?”

And then Chief Lynch tried the inquisitor’s device of lie and half lie to get truth and half truth. “We found a very interesting fingerprint on a bourbon bottle there in the park. You have five minutes to make up your mind. I’m walking out this door right now. You either give us the full story on this killing or you’re on your way to a trial board and criminal prosecution. Then it’ll be too late to make a deal. Nineteen and a half years, huh? You almost made the pension, baby.”

Spermwhale Whalen found himself staring at a vacant chair. He didn’t move for three minutes. He had never felt more alone. He listened to the muffled voices outside. He listened to his heart and to the hissing tape machine. Sweat studded his upper lip. He heard it patting to the floor. Then the bravest and strongest choirboy, the veteran of three wars, the only Los Angeles policeman to fly combat missions while an active member of the department, the winner of a Silver Star, six Air Medals and two Purple Hearts, who feared no man, nor even death from any hand but his own, the bravest and strongest and oldest choirboy, found that he feared life. The horrifying life described by Chief Lynch. He feared it dreadfully He felt the fear sweep over him. His throat constricted and his scalp tingled from fear. The tape recorder was unbearable. Hissing. His big red hand almost slipped off the door-knob when he rushed to open the door. He stepped tentatively into the hallway where five men waited.

Deputy Chief Lynch looked into Spermwhale’s little eyes. Chief Lynch smoothed his toupee, his own scraggly hair curling behind his ears. He stepped back into the room smiling confidently. Spermwhale held the door for him.

By 11:00 A.M. that day eight choirboys were separately sitting in various offices on the fifth floor of Parker Center. By 4:00 P.M. that day Sergeant Nick Yanov, who by now knew the story from Captain Drobeck, who had gotten it from Commander Moss, was on the phone calling Lieutenant Rudy Ortiz who often defended accused officers at department trial boards.

Nick Yanov was raging into the telephone, hurting the ears of the defender. “The stupid goddamn idiots cooked up a story and stuck to it except Whalen who informed on himself and the others!”

“Christ!” Lieutenant Ortiz said. “All they had the others for was maybe cue-bow for getting drunk in the park. They just should’ve called the dicks and told the whole story at the scene. Niles was the only one in serious trouble, except for the dummy who was in uniform.”

“I know. I know. The idiots!” said Nick Yanov. “Now they’ve got them all for withholding evidence and lying to the investigators and insubordination.”

“They can fire their young asses behind this caper,” Lieutenant Ortiz said. “They could even prosecute them in criminal court.”

“I know. Can’t you help them?” Nick Yanov pleaded.

By 5:00 P.M., Deputy Chief Lynch was on the phone, chatting good naturedly with Assistant Chief Buster Llewellyn.

“Right, Buster, I wish we could fire them too. And throw them in the slammer. But that would attract attention. As it is we’ve got it under control.”

“Thank God the victim was just some fag. Imagine if it’d been someone decent,” said Assistant Chief Buster Llewellyn, sipping on his coffee, wondering for the hundredth time about the mysterious stain on his hand tooled blotter.

“Nobody decent would be in MacArthur Park at that time of night. Nobody except fruits. And this group of policemen.”

“Talk to the victim’s mother, Adrian?”

“Personally” smiled Chief Lynch. “She took it pretty hard. But you know, I think his old man was actually kind of relieved.”

“Better off,” Chief Llewellyn nodded. “Woulda got his throat cut in some fruit hustle sooner or later anyway. If he didn’t die of syphilis.”

“So we came out all right. Mr. and Mrs. Blaney know there were some policemen in the park and that one of them dropped his gun and it went off and that the perpetrator went nuts after the accident and is now in the squirrel tank getting his head shocked. The newspapers know basically the same information except I had to level with them that the officers had a beer or two. And that nine were involved and that there was some withholding of all the facts at first but that it was an accident pure and simple.”

“Thank God that officer went crazy afterward.”

“Well actually he went nuts before, Buster. When they locked him in the wagon.”

“No one knows about that?”

“Not necessary to tell all the details. Doesn’t change the facts. We’ve got it effectively stonewalled.”

“Blast it, Adrian, don’t use that word!”

“Sorry, Buster.”

“What’re we going to give them?”

“The maximum, short of firing, which we can’t very well do if we don’t want too many rumors about choir practice to come out. Of course I’d be happy if we could scare all of them into voluntarily resigning under the threat of criminal prosecution.”

“Think they will?”

“Maybe. One of them already has: Bloomguard. Of course, Niles is really batty they tell me and if he doesn’t come around that’s two down right away Not to mention that Officer Slate who killed himself the other night. He was one of the gang, I’m told. But he had the good grace to blow his brains out before this shooting in the park.”

“It’s these young policemen we’re getting these days,” said Assistant Chief Llewellyn. “No morality in the country anymore. The young policemen reflect it. Imagine them trying to withhold the facts and cover up something like that!”

“Yes, sir, it’s pathetic. Honesty is a rare commodity nowadays.”

“Well you did a fine job, Adrian. You should be commended. There was hardly a mention in the papers and nothing on television.”

“Thank you, Buster,” said Deputy Chief Lynch, hoping this would be only the start of his praise and recognition for the coverup.

Dr. Emil Moody, the police department psychologist, was sick and tired of being nothing but a marriage counselor. And he was sick and tired of writing his monthly column in the police magazine. He rarely had the opportunity to examine psychotic officers like Sam Niles. The department and the city got great public relations mileage from the infrequent knifing, slugging and shooting of policemen but hated to admit that something as unglamorous and expensive as mental illness should be added to heart disease, tuberculosis, hernia and whiplash, the more common job-induced police cripplers.

Lacking the information for a psychological workup, he did a brief profile on the MacArthur Park choirboys for his own education. He found that unlike policemen from other generations these were not of the working class and not of foreign born parents. Bloomguard, Slate, Pratt, Potts, Wright, Tanaguchi and Van Moot had solid middle class upbringing. Whalen and Rules were of working class families and only one, Sam Niles, had a childhood history of poverty and parental neglect.

Only three were married: Van Moot, Wright and Rules. Three had been divorced: Potts, Whalen, and Niles, Whalen having been thrice divorced, Van Moot divorced and remarried.

Van Moot was a veteran of the Korean War. Niles, Bloomguard, Rules and Potts were Vietnam vets. Tanaguchi had seen service but not combat. Slate, Wright and Pratt had not been in the military. Whalen had, incredibly enough, seen combat in World War II, Korea and even in Vietnam on weekend flights from March Air Force Base.

Nine had college training and most were still making efforts to obtain a degree. Three had bachelor’s degrees: Bloomguard in business administration, Niles in political science, Slate in classical literature. Most were pursuing degrees in police science or prelaw. Whalen had never gone to college.

With the exception of fifty-two year old Herbert Whalen and forty year old Spencer Van Moot, they were all young men in their twenties, all apparently in good physical health.

In short the brief profile proved exactly nothing. Dr. Moody wrote it, read it and threw it in the wastebasket. He had hoped to promote a thesis that policemen are entitled to effective preventive medicine for job-induced mental illness.

He wanted very much to contact Officer Niles’ best friend, Officer Bloomguard, who had resigned on the morning of the shooting. He wanted to consult with psychiatrists at General Hospital where Niles was committed. He wanted most to visit Niles himself. He suspected there was more to the incident than the administration knew. He suspected that the suicide of Officer Baxter Slate contributed to the deadly episode in the park.

But Dr. Moody went back to his innocuous writing of an innocuous column for the innocuous police magazine. The police department liked people who could get along. He had a nice steady job and wanted to keep it.

Just as Chief Lynch thought everything was going to work out smoothly Spencer Van Moot got stubborn. Since he was unconscious during the shooting he didn’t think he deserved a six month suspension. He pleaded not guilty at his trial board. Father Willie Wright, hearing Spencer plead not guilty and thinking what six months loss of pay would do to him did the same thing.

Some said theirs were the quickest trial boards anyone ever had for a firing offense. The witnesses were heard in two hours. Spermwhale Whalen was the chief witness for the department advocate. He was gray and trembling when he testified against his fellow choirboys. He had lost twenty pounds since the shooting. His fat had lost its ferocious tone. He looked soft. And old.

Theoretically the trial boards are unbiased hearings before superior officers of the rank of captain or higher. But like any hierarchy particularly a hierarchy of quasi-military persuasion, the captains knew exactly the wishes of Assistant Chief Buster Llewellyn who answered only to the big chief and to God. And they also knew the wishes of Deputy Chief Adrian Lynch who answered only to Assistant Chief Llewellyn and to Theda Gunther, who was so impressed and thrilled with Chief Lynch’s masterful subjugation of Spermwhale Whalen and the subsequent uncovery of the disgusting orgy that she banged him in his office one afternoon, putting a stain on his blotter and tearing his toupee to shreds. His hairpiece looked moth-eaten. It lay on his head like a dead squirrel. When it was time to go home to his wife he had to leave the police building in a golf cap.

Spencer was found guilty of insubordination, lying to investigators and withholding evidence. His defender, Lieutenant Rudy Ortiz, pleaded for leniency. Sergeant Nick Yanov testified to Spencer’s good character and work performance. But there were examples to be made. The custom of choir practice was to be discouraged. He was fired in record time. Sixteen years went up in smoke.

Lieutenant Rudy Ortiz angrily accused the trial board, Internal Affairs Division and the department brass of being ruthless and cavalier. He admitted that for some time he had been in favor of civilian review boards. Not to protect citizens from overzealous street cops since there were legal remedies for that. But to protect street cops from overzealous disciplinarians within the ranks. He denounced forced polygraphs and their admission as evidence, the acceptance of hearsay, investigator’s opinion as to truth and lie, the arbitrary searches of person and locker, private cars and officers’ homes under threat of insubordination, a firing offense.

Lieutenant Rudy Ortiz finally had his say about internal investigations and the constitutional rights of policemen all right. And so did Assistant Chief Adrian Lynch. He said privately that the only way that dumpy little greaseball Ortiz would ever make captain was by joining the Mexican Army.

Father Willie Wright’s trial board was even quicker. Unlike Spencer, who went out shakily but defiant, Father Willie openly wept at the penalty.

When Spencer and Father Willie were fired the other choirboys stopped complaining. They all freely admitted their guilt at their own trial boards. They gladly accepted the six months’ suspension. Spermwhale Whalen was given only a thirty day suspension as a reward for helping Internal Affairs crack the case by informing on all of them.

Sam Niles was still hospitalized and was quietly released by the police department. Since he had less than five years’ service, the city did not have to pay him a pension for the incapacitating illness which the city said did not happen as a result of police service. Sam Niles was confined for a time at the Veterans Hospital and was later transferred to Camarillo State Hospital.

Harold Bloomguard was asked to stop visiting him because his visits seemed to upset the patient.