The crazy kill

12

"I don't like these mother-raping mysteries," Johnny said.

His thick brown muscles knotted beneath his sweat-wet yellow crepe shirt as he banged the lemonade glass on the glass top of the cocktail table.

"And that's for sure," he added.

He sat leaning forward in the center of a long green plush davenport, his silk-stockinged, sweaty feet planted on the bright red carpet. The veins coming from his temples were swollen like exposed tree roots, and the scar on his forehead wriggled like a knot of live snakes. His dark brown lumpy face was taut and sweaty. His eyes were hot, vein-laced and smoldering.

"I done told you a dozen times or more I don't know why that nigger preacher's been telling all those lies about me," Dulcy said in a whining defensive voice.

Johnny looked at her dangerously and said, "Yeah, and I'm good and God-damned tired of hearing you tell me."

Her gaze touched fleetingly on his tight-drawn face and ran off to look for something more serene.

But there wasn't anything serene in that violently colored room. The overstuffed pea green furniture garnished with pieces of blonde wood fought it out with the bright red carpet, but the eyes that had to look at it were the losers.

It was a big front corner room with two windows on Edgecombe drive and one window on 159th Street.

"I'm just as tired of hearing you ask me all those goddam questions as you is tired of hearing me tell you I don't know the answers," she muttered.

The lemonade glass shattered in his hand. He threw the fragments across the floor and filled another one.

She sat on a yellow leather ottoman on the red carpet, facing the blond television-radio-record set that was placed in front of the closed-off fireplace beneath the mantlepiece.

"What the hell are you shivering for?" he asked.

"It's cold as hell in here," she complained.

She had shed down to her slip, and her legs and feet were bare. Her toenails were painted the same shade of crimson as her fingernails. Her smooth brown skin was sandy with goose pimples, but her upper lip was sweating, accentuating the downy black hairs of her faint moustache.

The big air conditioner unit in the side window behind her was going full blast, and a twelve-inch revolving fan beside it on the radiator cover sprayed her with cold air.

Johnny drank his glass of lemonade and put the glass down carefully, like a man who prided himself on self-control under any circumstances.

"No wonder," he said. "Why don't you get up and put some clothes on?"

"For Christsake, it's too hot to wear clothes," she said. Johnny poured and gulped another glass of lemonade to keep his brain from overheating.

"Listen, baby, I ain't being unreasonable," he said. "All I'm asking you is three simple things-"

"What's simple to you ain't simple to nobody else," she complained.

His hot glance struck her like a slap.

She said with quick apology, "I don't know why that preacher's got it in for me."

"Listen to me, baby," Johnny went on reasonably. "I just want to know why Mamie all of a sudden begins pleading your case when I ain't even suspected you of doing nothing. Is that unreasonable?"

"How the hell do I know what goes on in Aunt Mamie's head?" she flared.

Then, on seeing rage pass across his face like summer lightning, she gulped a big swallow of the brandy highball she was drinking and strangled.

Spookie, her black cocker spaniel bitch, who had been resting at her feet, jumped up and tried to climb into her lap.

"And quit drinking so God-damned much," Johnny said. "You don't know what you're saying when you're drunk."

She looked about guiltily for a place to put the glass, started to put it on the television set, caught his warning look, then put it on the floor beside her feet.

"And stop that damn dog from lapping you all the time," he said. "You think I want you always covered with dog spit?"

"Get down, Spookie," she said, pushing the dog from her lap.

The dog stuck his hind leg into the highball glass and turned it over.

Johnny looked at the stain spreading over the red carpet and his jaw muscles roped like ox tendons.

"Everybody knows I'm a reasonable man," he said. "All I'm asking you is three simple things. First, how come that preacher tells the police a story about Chink Charlie giving you that knife?"

"For God's sake, Johnny," she cried, and buried her face in her hands.

"Get me straight," he said. "I ain't said I believed that. But even if the mother-raper had it in for you-"

At that moment the commercial appeared on the television screen, and four cute blonde girls wearing sweaters and shorts began singing a commercial in a loud cheerful voice.

"Cut off that mother-raping noise," Johnny said.

Dulcy reached up quickly and toned down the voice, but the quartet of beautiful-legged pygmies continued to hop about in happy, zippy pantomine.

The veins started swelling in Johnny's forehead.

Suddenly the dog began to bark like a hound treeing a coon.

"Shut up, Spookie," Dulcy said quickly, but it was too late.

Johnny leaped up from his seat like a raving maniac, overturning the cocktail table and pitcher of lemonade, sprang across the floor and kicked the bitch in the ribs with his stockinged foot. The bitch sailed through the air and knocked over a red glass vase filled with imitation yellow roses sitting on a green lacquered end table. The vase shattered against the radiator, spilling paper yellow roses over the red carpet, and the bitch stuck its tail between its legs and ran yelping toward the kitchen.

The glass cover of the cocktail table had shattered against the overturned pitcher, and fragments of glass mingled with lumps of ice on the big wet splotch made by the spilt lemonade.

Johnny turned around, stepped over the debris and returned to his seat, like a man who prided himself on his self-control under all circumstances.

"Listen, baby," he said. "I'm a patient man. I'm the most reasonable man in the world. All I'm asking you is-"

"Three simple things," she muttered under her breath.

He took a long deep breath and ignored it.

"Listen, baby, all I want to know is how in the hell could that preacher make that up?"

"You always want to believe everybody but me," she said.

"And how come he keep on saying it was you who did it?" he kept on, ignoring her remark.

"God damn it, do you think I did it?" she flared.

"That ain't what's bothering me," he said, brushing that off. "What's bothering me is why in the hell he thinks you did it? What reason has he got to think you had for doing it?"

"You keep talking about mysteries," she said, showing signs of hysteria. "How come it was you didn't see Val all last night. He told me for sure he was going by the club and coming with you to the wake. He ain't had no reason to tell me he was if he wasn't. That's a mystery to me."

He looked at her long and thoughtfully. "If you keep popping off on that idea, that will get us all into trouble," he said.

"Then what you keep blowing off at me with all those crazy ideas you got about me, as if you think I kilt him," she said defiantly.

"It don't bother me who kilt him," he said, "He's dead and that's it. What bother me is all these mother-raping mysteries about you. You're alive and you're my woman, and I want to know why in the goddam hell all these people keep thinking things about you that I ain't never even thought of, and I'm your man."

Alamena came in from the hall and looked indifferently at the debris scattered about the room. She hadn't changed clothes but had put on a red plastic apron. The dog peeped out from behind her legs to see if the coast was clear, but decided that it wasn't.

"You all going to sit here and argue all night or do you want to come and get something to eat?" Alamena said indifferently, as though she didn't give a damn whether they ate or not.

For a moment both of them stared at her blankly, without replying. Then Johnny got to his feet.

Thinking Johnny didn't see her, with quick furtive motions Dulcy snatched up the glass the dog had stepped into and poured it half full of brandy from a bottle she had cached behind the television set.

Johnny was walking toward the hallway, but he turned suddenly without a break of motion and slapped the glass from her hand. Brandy splashed in her face as the glass sailed through the air and went spinning across the floor.

She hit him in the face with her balled right fist as fast as a cat catching fish. It was a solid pop with fury in it, and it knocked tears from his eyes.

He turned in blind rage and clutched her by the shoulders and shook her until her teeth rattled.

"Woman!" he said, and for the first time she heard his voice change tone. It was deep, throaty and came out of his guts, and it worked on her like a aphrodisiac. "Woman!"

She shuddered and went candy. Her eyes got limpid and her mouth suddenly wet, and her body just folded into his.

He went as soft as drugstore cotton and pulled her to his chest. He kissed her eyes, her nose and throat, and bent over and kissed her neck and the curve of her shoulder.

Alamena turned quickly and went back to the kitchen.

"Why don't you believe me," Dulcy said against his biceps.

"I'm trying to, baby," he said. "But you got to admit it's hard."

She dropped her arms to her sides and he took his arms from around her and put his hands in his pockets. They went down the hall to the kitchen.

The two bedrooms, separated by the bathroom, were on the left side of the hall which opened onto the outside corridor. The dining room and the kitchen were on the right side. There was a back door in the kitchen, and a small alcove opening to the service staircase at the end of the corridor.

The three of them sat on the plastic-covered, foamrubber cushioned chairs about an enamel topped table covered with a red-and-white checked cloth and helped themselves from a steaming dish of boiled collard greens, okra, and pigs feet, a warmed-over bowl of black-eyed peas and a platter of cornbread.

There was half a bottle of bourbon whisky on the table, but the two women avoided it and Johnny asked, "Ain't there no lemonade left?"

Alamena got a gallon jar from the refrigerator and filled a glass pitcher without comment. They ate without talking.

Johnny doused his food with red-hot sauce from a bottle with a label depicting two bright red, long-horned devils dancing in knee-deep bright red flames, and ate two heaping platefuls, six pieces of cornbread, and drank a half pitcher of ice-cold lemonade.

"It's hot as hell in here," he complained and got up and switched on a ten-inch revolving fan attached to the wall; then he sat down again and began picking his teeth with a wooden toothpick selected from the glass of toothpicks that remained on the table with the salt, pepper and other condiments.

"That fan ain't goin' to help you none with all that red devil sauce you've eaten," Dulcy said. "Some day your guts are going to catch on fire, and you ain't goin' to be able to get enough lemonade down inside of you to put it out."

"Who's going to preach Val's funeral?" Alamena asked.

Johnny and Dulcy stared at her.

Then Johnny started again. "If I hadn't just felt that mother-raper lowering the boom on me I'd be lying there right now blown half in two," he said.

Alamena's eyes stretched. "You mean Reverend Short?" she asked. "He shoot at you?"

Johnny ignored her question and kept hammering at Dulcy. "That don't bother me so much as why," he said.

Dulcy continued to eat without replying. Johnny's veins began to swell again.

"Listen, girl," he said. "I'm telling you, all I want to know is why."

"Well, for Christsake," Dulcy flared. "If I'm going to take the blame for what that opium-drinking lunatic does, I just may as well quit living."

The doorbell rang. Spookie began to bark.

"Shut up, Spoolde," Dulcy said.

Alamena got up and went to the door.

She came back and took her seat without saying anything.

Doll Baby stopped in the doorway and put one hand on her hip.

"Don't bother about me," she said. "I'm practically one of the family."

"You've got the nerve of a brass monkey," Dulcy cried, starting to her feet. "And I'm going to shut your mouth right now."

"No you ain't," Johnny said without moving. "Just set down and shut up."

Dulcy hesitated for a moment, as though to defy him, but decided against it and sat down. if looks could kill, Doll Baby would have dropped stone-dead.

Johnny turned his head slightly and said to Doll Baby, "What do you want, girlie?"

"I just want what's due me," Doll Baby said. "Me and Val was engaged, and I got a right to his inheritance."

Johnny stared at her. Both Dulcy and Alamena stared at her, too.

"Come again?" Johnny said. "I didn't get that."

She waved her left hand about, flashing a brilliant stone set in a gold-colored band.

"He gave me this diamond engagement ring if you want proof," she said.

Dulcy let loose with a shrill, scornful laugh. "If you got that from Val it ain't nothing but glass," she said.

"Shut up," Johnny said to her, then to Doll Baby he said, "I don't need no proof. I believe you. So what?"

"So I got a right as his fiance to anything he left," she argued.

"He ain't left nothing but this world," Johnny said.

Doll Baby's stupid expression gave way to a frown. "He must have left some clothes," she said.

Dulcy started to laugh again, but a look from Johnny silenced her. Alamena dropped her head to hide a smile.

"What about his jewelry? His watch and rings and things," Doll Baby persisted.

"The police are the people for you to see," Johnny said. "They got all his jewelry. Go tell them your story."

"I'm going to tell them my story, don't you worry," she said.

"I ain't worrying," Johnny said.

"What about that ten thousand dollars you were going to give him to open a liquor store?" Doll Baby said.

Johnny didn't move. His whole body became rigid, as though it were suddenly turned into bronze. He kept his unblinking gaze pinned on her so long she began to fidget.

Finally he said, "What about it?"

"Well, after all, I was his fiancee and he said you were going to put up ten grand for him to open that store, and I guess I got some kind of widow's rights," she said.

Dulcy and Alamena stared at her with a curious silence. Johnny's stare never left her face. She began to squirm beneath the concentrated scrutiny.

"When did he tell you that?" Johnny asked.

"The day after Big Joe died-day before yesterday, I guess it was," she said. "Him and me was planning on setting up housekeeping, and he said he was going to get ten grand from you for sure."

"Listen, girlie, you're sure about that?" Johnny asked. His voice hadn't changed, but he looked thoughtful and puzzled.

"As sure as I'm living," Doll Baby said. "I'd swear it on my mother's grave."

"And you believed it?" Johnny kept after her.

"Well, after all, why shouldn't I?" she countered. "He had Dulcy batting for him."

"You lying whore!" Dulcy cried, and was out of her chair and across the room and tangling with Doll Baby before Johnny could move.

He jumped up and pulled them apart, holding them by the backs of their necks.

"I'm going to get you for this," Doll Baby threatened Dulcy.

Dulcy spat in her face. Johnny hurled her across the kitchen with one hand. She snatched a razor-sharp kitchen knife from the sideboard drawer and charged back across the room. Johnny released Doll Baby and turned to meet her, spearing her wrist with his left hand and twisting the knife from her grip.

"If you don't get her out of here I'm going to kill her," she raved.

Alamena got up calmly, went out into the hall and closed the front door. When she had returned and taken her seat, she said indifferently, "She's already gone. She must have been reading your mind."

Johnny resumed his seat. The cocker spaniel bitch came out from beneath the stove and began licking Dulcy's bare feet.

"Get away, Spookie," Dulcy said, and took her own seat again.

Johnny poured himself a glass of lemonade.

Dulcy poured a water glass half full of bourbon whisky and drank it down straight. Johnny watched her without speaking. He looked alert and wary, but puzzled. Dulcy choked and her eyes filled with tears. Alamena stared down at her dirty plate.

Johnny lifted the glass of lemonade, changed his mind and poured it back into the pitcher. He then poured the glass one-third full of whisky. But he didn't drink it. He just stared at it for a long time. No one said anything.

He stood up without drinking the whisky, and said, "Now I got another mother-raping mystery," and left the kitchen, walking silently on his stockinged feet.