The Damned Utd

THE FIFTH RECKONING

First Division Positions, 28 August 1974

P W D L F A Pts 1 Ipswich Town 4 4 0 0 7 0 8 2 Liverpool 4 3 1 0 6 2 7 3 Carlisle United 4 3 0 1 5 1 6 4 Everton 4 2 2 0 6 4 6 5 Man City 4 3 0 1 7 5 6 6 Derby County 4 1 3 0 4 2 5 7 Stoke City 4 2 1 1 6 3 5 8 Middlesbrough 4 2 1 1 5 3 5 9 Wolves 4 2 1 1 6 5 5 1 °Chelsea 4 2 1 1 8 7 5 11 Arsenal 4 2 0 2 5 4 4 12 QPR 4 1 2 1 3 3 4 13 Sheffield Utd 4 1 2 1 5 6 4 14 Leicester City 4 1 1 2 6 7 3 15 Newcastle Utd 4 1 1 2 8 10 3 16 West Ham Utd 4 1 1 2 4 7 3 17 Leeds United 4 1 1 2 2 5 3 18 Coventry City 4 0 2 2 5 8 2 19 Luton Town 4 0 2 2 2 5 2 20 Burnley 4 0 1 3 5 9 1 21 Birmingham C. 4 0 1 3 4 9 1 22 Tottenham H. 4 0 0 4 1 5 0

First thing every morning, last thing every night –

I recite Psalm 109.

Twice a day for one whole year.

If I miss one morning, if I miss one night –

Then I die, not you –

But I am a Cunning Man. And I am a Clever Man –

And I never miss.