The Emerald Swan

Chapter Five

Dover's town gaol was a gloomy place even on a bright August morning. Only a thin shaft of daylight penetrated the dark cell from a barred slit high up on the wall. Mama Gertrude eased her substantial frame away from the slimy damp stone wall at her back as the first spike of light told her that the long cold night was finally over. She shivered, drawing her shawl closer around her shoulders, silently counting the huddled bodies on the filthy straw covering the mud floor. The checking comforted her, although she knew perfectly well that none of her companions would have melted through the thick stone walls overnight.

A stinking open drain ran down the middle of the cell, a wooden pail in the corner served as commode. There were no other amenities, not a stick of furniture.

They were all there, except for Miranda. It wasn't the first time the troupe had spent a night in gaol, picked up for vagrancy, or on suspicion of thieving. But on this occasion, it was Miranda's fault. Miranda and her monkey. As far as Gertrude could gather, the missing pair had caused a hue and cry in the town but had managed somehow to evade the pursuit. As a result, their confederates had been rounded up just as they were to take ship back to Calais and shoved into this reeking hole as consolation prize for the irate citizens of Dover.

Bert coughed, hawked into the open drain, and sat up. "God's death, how did we get into this?"

"We'll be out soon enough," Gertrude said. "They can't 'old us without charges, and there's no charges they can lay agin any of us. Whatever Miranda was up to, we weren't there."

"She wouldn't 'ave been thieving," Bert declared, struggling to his feet, his whole body protesting after its hours on the hard damp floor.

" 'Course not, but that's not goin' to stop 'em charging 'er." This was from Raoul, the strongman, who flexed his mighty biceps and stood up, towering over the small group. " They'll charge 'er an' find 'er guilty without the girl ever openin' her mouth. In cahoots wi' the monkey is what they'll say."

Robbie whimpered. "Will they hang M'randa?"

" They'd 'ave to catch 'er first, laddie," Raoul said.

"And Miranda's quicker than an eel," Luke put in with a touch of vicarious pride. He drew himself upright, his long skinny body straightening like a piece of string. "If they haven't caught her by now, they won't. And if they had, we'd know about it."

"Aye," Raoul agreed, relieving himself at the bucket. "But we're still in a pretty pickle. They want to bring us afore the magistrate wi' a charge of vagrancy, an' we'll all be whipped through the town square, an' count ourselves lucky to escape slit noses."

Robbie snuffled and massaged his foot, which was aching unbearably.

"It's the bleedin' monkey I blame," a voice muttered from a far corner. "Should 'ave wrung its neck when the girl first picked it up."

Gertrude laughed, a massive booming sound in the small space, and her huge flopping bosom quivered like an unset jelly. "I'd like to 'ave seen you take it away from Miranda, Jebediah! You didn't see what she did to the organ grinder what was mistreatin' it. Railed at him like a regular fishwife, she did, then tipped up his barrel organ and threw a bucket of slops all over 'im when he come after 'er."

"Oh, aye, quite a sight that was," Bert reminisced. "You don't want to get on the wrong side of our Miranda when 'er pity's raised."

"Well, I'll be glad to see the fight o' day, and no mistake," Jebediah muttered. "An' if it means givin' up the monkey to the law, then you'll not 'ear a peep outta me."

The turnkey's heavy footfall brought an end to the conversation as their heads turned as one toward the massive wooden door with its small barred insert.

The nag looked even sorrier in the bright morning light than he had the previous evening and Gareth had serious doubts how far he'd get with his double load as well as the luggage before he was winded. Certainly not the seventy-odd miles to London.

The pillion cloth was moth-eaten but Miranda had refused the horsehair pad, complaining that the bristles sticking through the canvas were like porcupine's spikes. She now balanced easily behind Gareth on the animal's withers as they rode out of the stable yard, but there was something ominous about her present preoccupation.

"I do hate being cheated," she said eventually, as he turned the horse away from the town up the steep path leading to the castle and the clifftop.

Gareth sighed. He'd been wondering if that was behind her silence. The owner of the livery stable, a one-eyed ex-mariner with a head as bald as an egg, had blatantly overcharged his noble customer for the nag and the pillion cloth. Gareth had heard Miranda's sharply indrawn breath but he had had no interest in arguing pennies with an unsavory cheat. The man would expect the wealthy gentleman to bear the cost without demur. It was one of the unspoken social rules of their world.

"It was a relatively small sum," Gareth pointed out.

"Not to everyone," Miranda said, so softly that it could almost have been to herself.

Gareth felt an absurd flash of discomfiture. Wryly he acknowledged that Miranda's point of view would be vastly different from his own.

The nag stumbled over a loose stone on the steep path leading up to the sprawl of Dover castle on the clifftop. Instinctively, Gareth put one hand behind him to steady Miranda.

"I'm in no danger of falling, milord," she said. "Perhaps I should dismount and walk up." The nag's breathing was growing more labored and without waiting for his response Miranda suited action to words. She jumped down and sprang ahead of them up the path, kilting her skirt to free her leather-clad legs. She neither walked nor ran, Gareth thought. It was more of a dancing progress. Chip had jumped from her arms and was pursuing his own erratic path upward, leaping from stone to stone, pausing frequently to examine some object that had caught his eye.

Watching Miranda's quicksilver movements, the glow of her hair as the wind swept it back from her face, the grace and agility of her slender frame, Gareth began to question whether this deception would work.

Anyone who had seen and known Maude would never be taken in.

If Miranda was to take Maude's place with Henry, then Henry must never lay eyes upon Maude during his courtship visit. It was fortunate that Maude had never been to court. Miranda must make Maude's debut before Henry arrived. Those close to the family who knew Maude to be a wan, reclusive invalid would somehow have to be persuaded of the transformation. That would be Imogen's task. One she would undoubtedly be up to.

Henry had said to expect him before Michaelmas, a mere five weeks away. Could Miranda be prepared in such a short time? But of course she could. She was born a d'Albard and such birth and lineage would come easily to the fore. She seemed adaptable and had a sharp wit; she would take to the new life like a duck to water, he was certain of it.

He watched her stride ahead up the path. They were in the shadow of the castle walls now and he knew they would be under observation from the square towers of the inner bailey. Not that a man on a winded nag would pose much of a threat. The lord of Dover castle was an old acquaintance, and if he hadn't had Miranda in tow Gareth would have claimed hospitality in the form of dinner and the loan of a decent horse. But Miranda couldn't be easily explained, not without risking his secret.

She stopped at the head of the path and stood shading her eyes, gazing out at the view stretched below them. The town clustering against the cliffs, the peaceful waters of Paradise Harbor, the white-flecked waves of the sea beyond.

"I've never been to London," she said as he came up beside her.

It seemed to come out of the blue but he understood that she was looking toward France, twenty miles across the water to where all the family she had ever known would soon be landing. He detected a sheen of tears in her eyes as she looked up at him. But Miranda was a d'Albard, not a strolling player anymore, and she must leave the past behind.

"Then it's time you tasted the pleasures of the metropolis," he said bracingly. "Come. The path is straight now and this beast can carry us both." He leaned down, offering her a hand.

Miranda took it and settled behind him, whistling again for Chip, who appeared out of a tangle of gorse bushes, clutching a handful of leaves and gibbering with pleasure.

"You've found your own dinner, then," Miranda observed, receiving him into her arms as he leaped upward. "Where will we dine, milord?" Her interrupted breakfast seemed a long time ago.

"At the Arms of England in Rochester," Gareth said. " There's a livery stable close by where I should be able to trade in this pathetic excuse for horseflesh for something a little more robust. It should make tomorrow's ride rather more comfortable, not to mention quicker."

"Tell me about your sister. Why won't I like her?"

"You'll have to see for yourself," he said. "But I warn you that her disposition will not be improved by sight of that monkey."

"Chip will behave," she assured him. "Does she have a husband, your sister?"

"Lord Miles Dufort."

"Will I like him?"

He's inoffensive enough. Somewhat henpecked." "Oh." Miranda chewed her lip for a few minutes. "Is your house very grand? Is it a palace?"

He smiled slightly. "On a small scale. But you will soon learn your way around it." "Does the queen ever visit you?"

"On occasion." "Will I meet the queen?"

"If you take my cousin's place, most certainly you will."

"And your cousin… will she like me?" There was anxiety in her voice and she put her hand on his shoulder. Her body was very close to his back, not exactly pressed against him, but very close nevertheless.

“That’s hard for me to say," he replied neutrally, trying not to respond to the distracting, sinuous little body at his back. "I know very little about the workings of my cousin's mind. I'm not really very well acquainted with her."

"And you don't know very much about me, either," Miranda said thoughtfully, with another little wriggle against him. "But I could tell you anything you wanted to know."

"Perhaps later," Gareth said. "Is it necessary for you to sit so close to me? I find it rather hot."

"His back slopes so I keep rolling down the hill," she explained, but obligingly hitched herself backward. "I'll try and hold myself here."

"My thanks," he murmured with a secret smile. It seemed an eternity-not since the early months of his marriage-that he had last felt true amusement instead of the twitch of cynical derision that passed for humor.

The road wound its way inland, dropping down from the cliffs, and the nag picked up his pace. They were approaching a crossroads when an immense din reached them. A raucous sound of pipes, clashing of pans, drumming of bones on tin, and a roaring surge of shouting, chanting voices mingling with shrieks and hoots of a mirth that had an unpleasant edge to it.

"Whatever is it?" Miranda peered around Gareth's substantial frame to look down the lane to the right of the crossroads. A group of ragged men came around the corner, blowing horns, drumming on copper kettles.

"Hell and the devil! We don't want to get into the middle of that!" Gareth pulled the nag sharply to the side of the lane until they were pressed up against the hedgerow.

"What? What is it?" The banging and shrieking was now coming from just around the corner on the heels of the group of music makers, prancing and bellowing as they approached the crossroads.

"The ride to rough music, if I'm not mistaken," Gareth said with a grim smile.

Miranda stared openmouthed as a procession emerged from the corner. An old man wearing only a pair of ragged drawers and a stained leather jerkin led the way on a donkey. On his head he wore a pair of paper horns and he blew on a tin whistle. Behind him pranced an old crone, kicking up her heels in a parody of a dance as she drummed with a wooden clog on a copper kettle slung around her neck. Behind her, brandishing a horsewhip and waving a scarlet petticoat, rode a man on a packhorse. He was blowing on a ram's horn, great bellows that sounded as pained as a gelded bull's.

Behind them came an ass with two riders tied back to back. A woman rode facing front, her large moon-round face scarlet, her eyes curiously blank. Behind her facing the animal's rump was a small man, very pale, his eyes frightened. The woman carried a wooden ladle with which she was beating the man around the head over her shoulders as he desperately plied the spindle and distaff he carried.

A group of men and women armed with clubs and staves marched beside the ass, encouraging the riders to keep at their appointed tasks with yells and insults and threatening gestures of their sticks.

The entire countryside seemed to be following in the wake of this strange procession, all making some kind of noise with whatever household object or musical instrument they'd managed to grab when they'd answered the call to the ride to rough music.

"What does it mean?" Miranda asked again, when the tail end of the procession had turned onto the road ahead of them.

Gareth's smile was still grim. "It's a country practice, otherwise known as a skimmington. When a man allows his wife the mastery, his neighbors are inclined to take exception. A man who is henpecked sets a bad example in the countryside and his neighbors have their own way of expressing their disapproval. As you just saw."

"But perhaps that man and his wife manage best if she holds the household reins," Miranda pointed out with a frown. "Perhaps she has the stronger character and is better at running things than he is."

"Such heresy, Miranda!" Gareth declared in mock horror. "You know your Scripture? The man is God's representative around his own hearth. You'll receive a rough hearing in this country if you hold to any other ideas."

"But perhaps he's a bad provider," she persisted.

"Perhaps he drinks and she has to take charge for the children's sake. Not that he looked as if he drank overmuch," she added consideringly. "He was very pale and I've noticed that most drunkards are red and have swollen noses."

"A woman's lot is to pay due obeisance to her lord and master and put up with whatever hand he deals her," Gareth said solemnly. "It's the law of the land, dear girl, just as much as it's the law of the church."

Miranda wasn't entirely sure whether he was serious or not. "You said your brother-in-law is henpecked. Would you have him and your sister take the ride to rough music?"

Gareth chuckled. "Many's the time I've wished Miles had a strong arm and wasn't afraid to use it. And there are many times when I'd dearly love to see my sister pay the price for a shrew's tongue."

"Truly?"

Gareth shook his head. "No, not truly. There's something utterly disgusting about a skimmington. But I would truly wish to see my brother-in-law stand up for himself once in a while."

The procession was far enough ahead now to enable them to follow without seeming to be a part of it, and he kicked the nag into reluctant motion again. But when they reached the next village, he was forced to draw rein again.

The skimmington had come to a halt outside the Bear and Ragged Staff and the participants thronged the ale bench and the small walled yard to the side of the inn. Potboys ran hither and thither with foaming tankards to quench the thirst of the music makers, who spilled out onto the lane that ran through the middle of the village, drinking, laughing, exchanging lewd jests.

But there was a brutal edge to the apparent good humor and as Gareth looked for a way around the melee a pair of beefy carters, red-faced with great knotted arms, exploded from the inn, locked in vicious verbal argument that rapidly deteriorated into blows.

A crowd quickly formed around them, chanting, yelling encouragement and obscenities. "God's blood," Gareth muttered. There was no knowing how ugly this would become and he was ill-equipped to find himself in the middle of an affray, particularly when he had Miranda to worry about.

"The couple on the ass," Miranda whispered urgently into his ear. "Look. They're over there and no one's taking any notice of them." She pointed to a corner of the inn yard where the ass and his bound riders stood in the full sun.

The ass was chewing from a nose bag and seemed impervious to the sun, but his riders were red-faced and sweating, drooping in their bonds. Lethargically the woman continued to swing her great wooden spoon over her shoulder as if she'd been doing it for so long her arm had become automated. The spoon didn't always make contact with her husband's bruised ears and cheeks but he still plied spindle and distaff as vigorously as before although they were no longer tormented by the crowd of stave-wielding threatening louts who had accompanied them on the ride.

"We can unfasten their bonds," Miranda continued in the same whisper. " They can slip away while everyone's occupied with the fight. If they can hide for a few hours, the people will lose interest soon enough, particularly after a few more tankards of ale."

Utterly astounded, Gareth stared at her over his shoulder. "Apart from the fact that it's none of our business," he said, "the crowd is already in a dangerous mood. I have no desire to incite them further."

"Oh, but you can't leave them like that, not when you have the opportunity to help," Miranda murmured, her eyes intense with passionate conviction. "They're so miserable and surely they've suffered enough… assuming they even deserved to suffer. We have to untie them. It's our… our human duty!"

"Duty?" Gareth was dumbfounded. He found the style of country justice loathsome in many ways, but it was something a man endured with good grace, and without interfering.

"They don't even know we're here," Miranda said firmly and slipped from the nag's back. She darted across the yard, Chip dinging to her neck.

Gareth felt the quiet order of his existence begin to slip, and found himself moving the nag in Miranda's wake, positioning him so that Miranda was hidden from the sight of the excited, yelling crowd.

Miranda struggled futilely with the knots that bound the couple.

"Move aside." Gareth leaned over from the saddle and sliced through the knots with his poignard. Then he hooked Miranda's waist with an arm and hoisted her bodily onto the saddle in front of him.

"Hurry!" Miranda said to the bewildered pair still sitting on the ass. "You can get away if you're quick. We'll shield you."

"Oh, will we?" muttered Gareth, but he held the nag in place as the man and woman half fell from the ass's back.

"You great lumbering idiot!" the woman shrieked, belaboring the little man with the spoon in good earnest.

"If you 'adn't gone an' blabbed, none o' this would 'ave 'appened."

"Oh, give over, Sadie, do." The little man ducked the blows and began edging toward the far side of the yard. "Afore they catch us again."

Still railing at him, the woman took off in his wake, neither of them offering a word of thanks to their saviors.

"What a horrid woman. Now I'm beginning to think we shouldn't have helped them," Miranda said.

"Oh, I know we shouldn't have," Gareth said feelingly, glancing over his shoulder as a cry of rage went up behind them. Someone had seen the victims sloping off.

"All right, you miserable beast, let's see what you can do!" He struck the nag's flank with his whip and the startled animal reared up with a whinny of shock and leaped forward. Gareth's heels pressed into his flanks, driving the animal toward the wall at the rear of the yard.

Miranda gasped, her stomach leaping into her throat, as the wall came up with terrifying rapidity. It looked as if the animal was going to balk until again Gareth struck with his whip, and at the very last moment, the horse rose into the air and somehow cleared the wall, landing with legs asprawl in the middle of the innkeeper's kitchen garden.

Behind them, the cries of the rabble grew louder as men and women clambered awkwardly over the wall in pursuit. The mob had clearly lost interest in their original victims; good humor had given way to vicious anger, well oiled by tankards of ale.

"Hell and damnation!" Gareth glanced around the garden, which was enclosed by another wall. There was not sufficient room for the nag to take a run at it and in a minute they would be trapped and surrounded by a vengeful mob.

Miranda drew her knees up so she was kneeling on the animal's neck. "I'll open the gate." Before he could take a breath, she had launched herself at the wall. For a moment she seemed to hang in the air, then she had brushed the top of the wall with her toes and vaulted over. The gate swung open and the nag, now thoroughly spooked, bolted through it into a fetid alleyway between the inn and its outbuildings. Miranda had the presence of mind to slam shut the gate before she leaped aboard the horse behind Gareth.

"Oh, where's Chip?"

"He'll find us," Gareth said grimly, concentrating on holding in the panicked horse. He was beginning to wonder if the hot summer sun had addled his brain over the last two days; he could think of no other explanation for his present position.

"Oh, there he is!" Chip was racing on three legs along the alley behind them, chattering and waving his free paw. "Come, Chip. Quickly." Miranda leaned down, clinging with her knees, her head perilously close to the muddy ground, holding out her hand. Chip grabbed her fingers and vaulted into her arms, gibbering excitedly.

"How in the name' of grace are we going to get out of here?" Gareth could see no clear thoroughfare out of the village without having to pass in front of the inn.

Miranda sprang to her feet, standing easily on the nag's back, swaying comfortably with the ungainly motion. "I can see over the outhouse roof. There's a tiny path just to the right, behind the cesspit. Maybe that'll take us out."

She dropped back with a gasp as a rock flew through the air from the pursuing crowd, who had finally emerged from the garden.

Gareth wrenched the reins around and drove the now-panicked horse into the dark, narrow cut alongside the noisome cesspit. "I hope to God this comes out somewhere useful or we'll be trapped like rats in a sewer."

"It opens out into a field, I think."

Once they were in the open field, the sounds of the mob faded. Gareth sighed with relief. "If I ever feel the slightest inclination to go along with one of your compassionate impulses again, Miranda, remind me to lock myself up."

"We really couldn't have left them," she said simply.

"No," he said with another sigh. "I don't suppose we could have." The earl of Harcourt could have left them very easily, but he was beginning to see that the world was a very different place in the company of Miranda d'Albard.

"Lord love us, but that was a close one!" Bert threw back his head and breathed the relatively fresh air on Gaol Street as the great iron doors clanged shut behind them.

"Aye, I thought they was goin' to get us fer vagrancy, sure as hell," Raoul declared. "But, God's blood, don't it look fresh and free out 'ere?"

"Let's move along," Gertrude said. "We've got to pick up our traps, then we'll just find out where Miranda's got to, then we'll be on our way to Folkestone. Catch a boat there, shake the dust of this place off our eels."

"'Ow are we goin' to find the girl if half the citizens of Dover can't?" Jebediah demanded, contrary as always.

"Of course we'll find her." Luke was already ahead of the rest. "I'll ask in the taverns and the marketplace and at the carrier stand, while you get our things together. Someone will have seen her."

" Take me, Luke." Robbie hobbled after him, his little face screwed with anxiety.

"You'll slow me up." Then Luke took pity on the child. "Oh, very well. I'll give you a piggyback." He squatted for Robbie to clamber awkwardly onto his back. The child's slight body was no weight even for Luke's skinny frame, and he loped off into the town, leaving his fellows to collect their belongings from the quay, where they'd left them in charge of a sympathetic fisherman.