Peter seemed as shocked as any of us about Abigail’s secret history, but I guessed she hadn’t included details about her personal life on her résumé. “Can you get in touch with Iggie?” He asked her now. “Or do you know where he lives?”
“We used to rent a house in Los Altos, but he’s moved since then, and I don’t have the new address or even a phone number. He’s paranoid about people knowing his personal information. And we handled all of the correspondence for the divorce through our lawyers. Iggie wasn’t very happy about the split, to put it mildly, and it was easier not to deal with him directly.” She hesitated. “I’d mentioned to Luisa that there’s someone I can call who always knows how to reach him. It won’t be easy-it’s a last-resort type of option-but I can do it if you’re desperate.”
“We’re pretty desperate,” I said.
“We might even be very desperate,” said Luisa. “Given what you’ve told us about Iggie, it sounds as if Hilary could be in serious trouble.”
Abigail seemed to be taking our measure, weighing just how desperate we really were against making a call she was reluctant to make. Apparently we came across as sufficiently pathetic, or maybe she was just trying to please Luisa or even Peter, who was not only her friend but her boss, as well, although this sort of thing certainly wasn’t covered in her job description. “Okay. If it’s that important to you, I’ll give it a shot.”
She’d had only a few sips of her wine while we’d been talking, but now she lifted the glass to her lips and took a big gulp, as if to fortify her for what she was about to do next. Then she took her cell phone from her bag. “I’ll be back in a minute.”
But a full twenty minutes elapsed before Abigail returned, and when she did she looked as if she could use another glass of wine, or perhaps several Valium with a bottle of tequila as a chaser.
“Victory?” asked Luisa hopefully.
Abigail waved a slip of paper with a phone number scrawled across it. “I wouldn’t call it that, but I did get a phone number. It’s a six-five-zero area code, so it’s somewhere near Palo Alto, but I couldn’t get an address.”
“Who did you call?” I asked. “Or whom?”
“Even The Igster has a mother,” she said with a wry smile. “And let’s just say that the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. A tree who thought naming her first-born Igor was a fabulous idea.”
Abigail felt it would be best for her to make the call to Iggie, but the rest of us wanted to listen in, and after some persuasion, she agreed. “In fact, it would probably be good to have other people witness how impossible a conversation with him can be-otherwise you’d think I was making it up. But we should hurry,” she said with a glance at her watch. “Iggie goes to bed exactly at midnight when he has work the next day, and he never answers the phone once he’s started his prebed routine.”
I didn’t particularly want to know what Iggie’s bedtime routine might entail, and I was glad when nobody else asked. We decided to go up to Luisa’s room, where there was a speakerphone. Now that we knew we were being watched, we were all on our best behavior in the elevator, although it seemed unfriendly not to wave at the cameras hidden behind the mirrors. Once in the suite, Luisa took the phone from the desk and set it on the glass coffee table in the living room so we would all be able to hear.
Peter and I took the sofa as Ben leaned against the window and Luisa settled into an armchair. Abigail pushed one button to activate the phone’s speaker and another to secure an outside line before punching in the digits on the scrap of paper. “This could get ugly,” she warned as she dialed. “It’s been a while since I’ve spoken to him.”
“We all know how difficult conversations with former partners can be,” said Luisa reassuringly. I couldn’t help but sneak a look at Peter when she said this, wondering whether he found conversations with Caro difficult. None of my previous relationships had lasted long enough even to merit the term partner.
Iggie had given so few people his contact information he had no reservations about answering his phone practically before it rang. “Who wants the Igster?” piped his reedy voice.
“Iggie, it’s me.”
There was a long moment of silence on the other end. “Biggie?”
Abigail winced, and I had the feeling she was already regretting her decision to let us listen in. “How many times have I asked you not to call me that?”
“You haven’t asked me anything for more than a year, remember? That’s how long it’s been since I’ve heard from you. One year, twenty-three weeks, four days, three hours, and six minutes. And you didn’t send a Christmas card.” Even over the speaker the sulkiness in his tone was grating and unmistakable.
“I didn’t send anyone a Christmas card. I’m Jewish.”
“Dr. Grout says your behavior has been very hostile.”
“I didn’t call to discuss your therapy, or Dr. Grout.”
“Dr. Grout thinks your unwillingness to discuss my therapy is indicative of deeply rooted neuroses. He could help you with that.”
Abigail rolled her eyes and put the phone on mute as Iggie continued to talk. “I’m sorry,” she said to the rest of us. “This is even worse than I thought it would be.” We all tried to look encouraging as she unmuted the speaker. “That’s very generous of Dr. Grout, but he’s got plenty on his plate already without worrying about me.”
“But we are worried, Biggie. I told Dr. Grout about seeing you at the party last night, and we’re very concerned.”
“Why’s that?” she asked.
“We think you may be anorexic, or at least anemic. But don’t worry, we can help you. And we know why you’re calling, too. We were expecting your call, and we’re willing to consider it. But first we think you owe me an apology.”
“I’m assuming that by we you’re still talking about you and Dr. Grout?” asked Abigail. I personally hoped so; the royal we was strange enough when royalty used it.
“Of course I’m talking about Dr. Grout,” said Iggie. “You know I tell him everything. And we knew you’d be back, and we know why. But you’re going to have to get in line, Bigs. Everyone wants a piece of me now.”
Abigail took a deep breath in and exhaled slowly. When she spoke next, it was with restrained precision. “Iggie, as I made abundantly clear one year, twenty-three weeks, and however many days and hours ago, there is not a single piece of you or Dr. Grout I will ever want. Which is why I explicitly relinquished any claims to your assets in the divorce settlement.”
Iggie chortled. “Dr. Grout told me you’d try to play it cool. That’s why you were avoiding me last night.”
Exasperated, she ran both hands through her hair. “Yes, that’s exactly it. You and Dr. Grout know me better than I know myself. I’m playing it cool. But that’s still not why I’m calling.”
“Okay, I’ll play your game. Why are you calling, then?”
“I’m with some of your old college friends, and they’re trying to find Hilary Banks. She seems to have disappeared.”
“What? Disappeared? Hilarita?” The sulkiness had been replaced by hammy, overemoted surprise. Drama classes obviously hadn’t been part of his Ph.D program.
“Nobody’s seen her since she left the party with you last night.”
“Left the party with me? What are you talking about?”
“Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. The parking attendants remembered you. Unless someone else is driving a Lamborghini, tipping the valet with hundred-dollar bills, and telling him to buy Igobe stock. Does that sound like someone else to you?”
I could practically hear Iggie’s mind working as he tried to figure out how to wiggle out of this one. “Maybe,” he said, his tone back to sulky. Given the mood swings we’d witnessed during a single phone call, perhaps it was a good thing he had such a close relationship with his mental-health professional.
“Come on, Iggie. Just tell me what happened after you left the party,” said Abigail.
“Nothing happened. Zippo. Nada. Zilch.”
“Then where is Hilary?”
“How would I know? I dropped her off at her hotel, and then I went home. That’s all there is. End of story. Finito. Elvis left the building and the fat lady sang.”
“Are you lying to me?”
Sulky now gave way to a silky persuasiveness that wasn’t even partially successful. “I’d never lie to you, Big-I mean, Abigail.”
“Sure you would, if it served your purpose. You tried to lie to me thirty seconds ago-you just didn’t get away with it. I need you to promise you’re telling the truth.”
“Okay, I promise.”
“That’s not good enough, Iggie. I want you to swear to me you don’t know where she is.”
“Fine. I swear.”
“That’s still not good enough. Swear on something important. Swear to me on Phyllis.”
There was another long moment of silence on the other end of the phone. “That’s low, Biggie.”
“I need to know for sure you’re telling the truth.”
“All right, then,” he said grudgingly. “I swear on my mother’s honor. I haven’t seen Hilary since I left her at the Four Seasons, and I don’t know where she is. There. Are you happy now?”
Abigail put the speakerphone on mute again. “I have to admit, I sort of believe him,” she said to us. “Iggie has a love-hate relationship with his mother, but he takes her honor very seriously. But I also don’t think he’s telling us everything he knows-he sounds sort of cagey, like he’s holding something back. It’s hard to tell without being able to look him in the eye.”
“Let’s get together, Bigs,” suggested Iggie, as if he’d heard what she said. “It’s been too long, and I’ve got to say, I’m completely digging the new you. I never realized you could be so feisty.”
“Feisty?” asked Abigail, taking the phone off mute. Her expression was pained, and I made a mental note not to tell her about the “babealicious” comment the previous evening.
“Like a wildcat.” Then he growled.
Fortunately, Abigail had muted the phone again, because Peter was doing his trying-not-to-laugh choke, and I wasn’t even trying not to laugh. The corners of Luisa’s lips were twitching, and Ben let out a muffled guffaw.
Abigail looked around the room. “This is a really good friend of yours?” she asked, her eyes moving from Ben to me to Luisa. She seemed to be hoping we’d changed our mind about Hilary in the last hour, but we all nodded. Then she looked at Peter. “And she’s important to you, too?”
“She’s important to Rachel, so that makes her important to me,” he said.
She pointed a finger at him. “You may owe me a promotion after this, or at least a raise.” She unmuted the phone, interrupting Iggie as he continued to make what I guessed he considered to be the noises of a feisty wildcat. I was glad we weren’t privy to any visuals that might have been accompanying the sound effects. “What about tomorrow, Iggie?”
He stopped growling. “Tomorrow? Really?”
“Really.”
“We could have lunch. You like lunch, right? I have a personal chef at the office. He’ll make whatever you want. What do you want? You looked like you could use a good meal.” His tone had brightened considerably.
“I’ll have lunch with you tomorrow at your office,” she confirmed. “See you then.”
Iggie was still eagerly ticking off a list of potential menu items when Abigail hung up. “Well, that was excruciating,” she said to us.
“I may owe you a raise and a promotion,” Peter said.
She shrugged and flashed the same wry smile. “I wouldn’t turn anything down, but the occasional reminder of just how happy I am not to be married to him is probably a reward in itself.”
We all owed Abigail, but we also felt as if we knew even less now than we did before. If she was right, and if Iggie was telling the truth, then we had no idea what had happened to Hilary once he’d dropped her off at the hotel. We might not have to worry about what Iggie might be up to, but we did have to worry about what person or persons unknown might be up to.
This new level of uncertainty was more than a little discomfiting, especially since we had no additional evidence which would merit calling in the police and practically no leads left to explore except for the lone encrypted file from Hilary’s memory stick. The Che Guevara video might as well be encrypted, too, for all the sense it made, and we still didn’t know if it was linked in any way to Hilary’s disappearance. I liked focus and structure, but there was nothing around which we could organize, no obvious steps to take. It didn’t help that we were all exhausted-none of us had gone to sleep until late the previous evening, and it would have been a long and stressful day even without excessive exercise and the sudden elimination of important stimulants from my diet.
Then I remembered something that had been on Ben’s and Luisa’s to-do list. “What about the doormen? Did either of you get a chance to ask if they saw Hilary leaving last night?” That was one way to check if Iggie was telling the truth, and it might also provide us with some ideas as to what we should do next.
“We spoke to the guys on duty earlier,” said Ben. “None of them was working last night, so they couldn’t help us, but the shift changes at midnight, and they said a couple of guys who worked the late shift last night may be on again tonight.”
Luisa checked her watch. “It’s ten of twelve now. Why don’t we go downstairs and catch them as they change shifts?”
“You can walk us out,” said Peter. “We can hear what they have to say, but after that we should probably call it a night. I can also check out the other file on the memory stick once Rachel and I get back to my parents’ house. I have some programs on my laptop that might help me decrypt it.”
Otherwise we were fresh out of inspiration, even after a nostalgic but unproductive round of Che Guevara free-association.