The Killer Next Door

Chapter Thirty-Eight

He doesn’t like to waste things, so he folds his Ziploc up into quarters and tucks it into his trouser pocket. The dogs on the common have benefitted from his presence earlier than usual today. It’s always good to mix things up a bit, inject a bit of variety into one’s life. And besides, Marianne is starting to get on his nerves. Having to look at that peeling décolletage is like living with a nag.

It’s Wednesday, and his short working week is already over, at least until his half-day Friday. When he was working full time, he often bemoaned how few hours he seemed to have for himself. But now he has all the time in the world for galleries and museums, the cinema, for just sitting at a pavement table and watching the world go by, and he doesn’t have the money to enjoy them. He can’t even keep himself amused for long on the internet, because top-ups for his dongle seem to be getting more expensive by the day. Life on part-time wages involves a lot of television, a lot of supermarket cider and very few nights out. Not that his social life has ever been a whirl. Thomas has never understood why, but he seems to make people uncomfortable. Even when the CAB was fully open, his colleagues often forgot to ask him when they were planning their after-work drinks, and after a few council meetings the furniture cooperative people could barely meet his eye when he talked.

Today he feels like a treat. His finances, after all, have eased a lot now the Landlord’s dead and no one will be collecting rent for a while. The lunchtime rush is over, and Brasserie Julien will have finished its must-eat period. He fancies a cappuccino, lots of froth, chocolate on top, and a sit among the baby buggies. It’s another bright day, and it’ll be nice to watch the girls – so unselfconscious as they stroll the pavements in their thin summer dresses – from the shade of the brasserie’s awning, the spillover of their air-conditioning cooling him from the open windows. After, he’ll do a little food shop, pick up a four-pack and spend some quality time on the sofa with Nikki.

The High Street is its lackadaisical mid-afternoon self. It has its waves of busy – first thing in the morning and around the rush-hour – but the rest of the time you can see that London is still feeling the triple dip. People just don’t go out to wander shops, even to browse, the way they used to. Too much danger that one might end up buying something. That’s why Thomas stays at home. Art galleries are still mostly free to get in to, but a small bottle of water from one of their cafés quickly compensates for that. The brasserie seems to be the only business that does okay all day. It doesn’t even bother to open until eleven, but it does a moderate-to-good trade from then right through to closing time, catering as it does for each market that washes through: the mummies coming home from the gym, the lunch crowd, the idle time-fillers like himself, the post-work drinkers and the embarrassed first-daters, all looking for somewhere to meet that doesn’t have an edge of scary like most of the local pubs.

He’s disappointed to see that all of the pavement tables are taken. One, though, at the end by the bookies, has only one occupant. A studious-looking woman, late twenties, he thinks, who’s reading a Kindle with the sort of fierce concentration that suggests that she’s not reading it at all. Stood up, he thinks, or filling time before a meeting. Whatever, she doesn’t look like she’ll be there long.

He goes up and asks if she minds sharing. She looks up and he sees that she’s rather pretty: pixie haircut, overlarge eyes, a small but full-lipped mouth, a cute little pointed chin. If it weren’t for the specs and the wrap dress, a cami underneath to cover the worst of her cleavage, she would look rather like a Manga character. I would dress her, he thinks, indulging an idle fantasy as he often does about women he encounters in the street, in a bustier and Capri pants. She has small breasts and what looks like a narrow waist under that blouse. Something to pull her in and hoist her up would be perfect.

He sees her consider him. ‘I’m sort of waiting for someone,’ she says.

‘Okay. How about I move if – when – they come along? I so want to be outside today.’

She shrugs. ‘Sure,’ she says, and turns her chair side-on to the table to signify that she’s not into conversing and looks back down at her screen.

He sits, waves at the waiter, who gestures back that he will be along in a minute. Thomas turns his own chair towards the street and crosses one knee over the other, mirroring her body language as in all the best NLP manuals. ‘Beautiful day,’ he says.

‘Mmm,’ she says, and doesn’t look up from her reader.

‘Sorry,’ he says. ‘Silly. Every day’s a beautiful day at the moment.’

‘Yes,’ she says, and clicks the clicker to turn the page. Clicks the page-back button a second later. Thomas looks out at the street. Not a particularly endearing sight. They’re opposite the Post Office sorting depot whose back wall faces out over the railway embankment’s no man’s land. It’s square, yellow-bricked, featureless, with a wheelchair ramp up to the red metal doors where the undelivered parcel window lives. A woman walks past in a green jersey tunic and black leggings, gladiator sandals on her feet and a rough bun on her head. Leggings, he thinks, are the devil’s work. Women think they hold them in, but they really don’t. If anything, they emphasise.

He turns back to his companion. ‘Good book?’

She looks up. ‘Look,’ she says, ‘I’m sorry. I wouldn’t have said you could sit down if I’d known you were going to try to talk to me. Sorry. But I’m not looking for friends.’

Thomas feels the blood rush to his cheeks as she looks down once again, pointedly, at her book. ‘Sorry,’ he says, plaintively. ‘Only being friendly.’

She rolls her eyes and purses her lips. Picks up her coffee without taking her eyes from the reader and takes a sip. Plugs in her iPod earphones as a final dismissal.

Embarrassed, he gets up and leaves. He knows when he’s not wanted. Well, actually, of course, he often doesn’t. This is one of his problems. He grew up thinking that it was all about the men, that the women were just waiting to be chosen, and that all the men had to do was choose. It’s been a terrible disappointment to discover that the rules are more complicated. He hurries off up the street once he’s got a few paces from the table, keen to put space between himself and his humiliation. Reaches the Sunrise Café and sees that it’s still open. Oh, well, he thinks. They probably do cappuccino too. Everywhere does, these days. And one of those Portuguese custard tarts. They’re always good.

‘Piss off,’ says a voice beside him.

Thomas looks round, surprised. It seems such a random thing to have said. He sees a man, donkey jacket on despite the heat and combat trousers, glaring at a mousy woman in a loose tweed skirt, a formal white blouse and a lilac cardy. She’s clutching a sheaf of leaflets, one sheet frozen in the air between them where she’s clearly tried to hand him one.

‘Sorry,’ she says.

‘You’re allowed your beliefs,’ he says, ‘but stop trying to shove them down other people’s throats.’

‘I wasn’t!’ she protests. She has a Princess Diana haircut, circa New England Kindergarten, and a little crucifix on a chain round her neck. Lovely blue eyes, though, and a neck like a swan’s. He peers to see what the leaflet says and catches a glimpse of a big black THEGOODNEWS and a hand-drawn, childish cross. ‘I was just -’

‘Trying to talk to me about God. Yes. I know. And I don’t care.’

‘But I just -’ she says.

‘You people make me sick,’ says the man, and knocks the leaflets from her hand. They cascade to the pavement.

Thomas sees his chance. Leaps across the gap between them and is sweeping them up in a moment, as the assailant is still making his way past to storm off up the street.

‘Sorry, sorry,’ says the woman. How the British love to apologise. ‘Thank you. Sorry. Thank you.’

She has a high-pitched, schoolmistressy voice. A voice that’s far older than she is. And beautiful skin. White as snow and faultless. Hypoallergenic soap and cold cream, he thinks. None of your modern cosmetic products. You only get that beautiful English Rose complexion from cold cream. Lovely skin. The sort of skin you want to touch, because you know it’s not often been touched before.

‘No, no,’ he says. ‘I’m sorry. There was no need for him to go all Dawkins on you like that. Totally unnecessary.’

He manages to collect the leaflets together, taps them back into shape. Yes, they’re Christian leaflets. They have the name of the local evangelical church across the bottom. He occasionally sees them coming out of their barn-like building on a Sunday, pink-faced and pleased with themselves, the men in grey suits and V-necked sweaters, the woman dressed almost exactly as this one is now. He holds them out to her and she takes them with a grateful, bashful smile. ‘You have to expect that sort of thing,’ she says. ‘Some people just don’t want to hear the Word.’

‘What “word” is that?’ he asks, though he knows, and he sees hope spring into her eyes. She’s clearly not been having much luck today, judging from the quantity of leaflets she still has left.

‘I’m spreading the Word,’ she says, emphasising the Word as though it’s significant for its very existence, ‘about our church.’

Thomas feigns interested surprise. ‘A church? Well!’

‘I don’t suppose… do you have a church already?’

He can feel little prickles of excitement under his clothes. Such beautiful skin. If I had her alone, I could touch it. ‘Well, I…’

‘I don’t suppose you even live around here,’ she says, and looks disconsolate. It clearly doesn’t occur to her that anyone who doesn’t tell her to piss off might not be interested in God.

‘Oh, no! No, I’m just… it’s funny I should bump into you,’ he says. ‘I’ve only just moved into the area, and…’

‘Oh! Where from?’

He thinks fast. The first name that comes into his mind pops out. ‘Colindale.’

‘Colindale! That’s a long way!’

And I’ve never been there. That’s why I picked it. No one from Northbourne has been to Colindale. It’s at the far end of the Northern Line, and God knows the Northern Line’s a hike from here.

‘Yes. Yes, it is.’

Her skin is so pale it’s almost translucent. It’s as though she’s never been out in the sun before. I can almost see the blood beneath your skin, he thinks. I can almost see your arteries.

‘You must be a bit…’

‘Yes, it’s not… anyway, I’ve not found a church yet…’

She looks as pleased as punch. ‘So I’m preaching to the converted, then!’

‘Hardly,’ he says, and sees her look confused. ‘Preaching – you weren’t preaching. Heavens, what did you think?’

She laughs. Little white pearly teeth. Not rabbity at all, as he’d half-expected. As she does so, she tosses her head back and shows him her long white throat. Beautiful. He feels the prickle of his skin again. And so open. No wedding ring, he notices. No one waiting at home.