The Last Alibi

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Jason

Officer Janet Brannon, another member of the County Attorney Technical Unit, takes the stand at eleven. Her testimony will be short and sweet. Katie O’Connor is hoping to get her in before lunch so the government can get their next witness, an FBI agent, on and off before the end of the day. Judge Judy is hoping for the same thing.

“As part of the investigation,” says O’Connor, “did you consider the possibility that someone other than the defendant shot and killed Ms. Himmel?”

“Yes, we did. We looked at many things.”

“Did that include fingerprinting the defendant’s home?”

“Yes, it did. I oversaw the process. We took prints from every surface on the first floor, including the door and doorknobs on each side. We took prints from the garage. We printed everything on the second floor, not only the living room area where the murder occurred, but everywhere. And for good measure, we printed the third story of the town house, as well.”

“Is there anything you didn’t print?” O’Connor asks.

“If there is, I can’t think of it.”

“And whose prints did you find?”

“We found prints belonging to the defendant and prints belonging to Alexa Himmel.”

“Any others?”

“None that we could match.”

It doesn’t hurt that I have a cleaning lady who comes once a week, a nice Polish girl named Dita, so presumably the place is fairly wiped down at any point in time.

“We checked for the presence of any shoe prints or markings and found nothing other than a shoe that matched the defendant’s, a partial shoe print in the foyer by the garage-access door. Otherwise, no shoe prints.”

“And what about the handgun that fired the bullet that killed Ms. Himmel?”

“We examined the firearm and attempted to extract fingerprints.”

“What was the result, Officer?”

Officer Brannon says, “There were no fingerprints found on that weapon.”

“Is that unusual, in your experience?”

“Not especially. Prints don’t stick on firearms nearly as often as people think.”

“Did you find anything else while examining the firearm?”

“Yes,” she answers. “We found traces of isopropyl alcohol and benzalkonium chloride on the firearm in several places. These are chemicals found, among other places, in your typical disinfectant wipes people keep in their homes.”

“Did you find any such disinfectant wipes in the defendant’s home, Officer?”

“Yes, we found a canister of Clorox disinfectant wipes, fresh scent, on the counter.”

“Did you do any further follow-up?”

“Yes, we did,” says Brannon. “In the garbage can in the defendant’s kitchen, we found a used disinfectant wipe. It was still damp.”

“I see. And what did all of this lead you to conclude?”

Shauna could object. But she won’t. The jury’s thinking it already.

“Before the police recovered that gun, someone had wiped it down with a disinfectant cloth,” says the officer.

“Thank you, Officer. No further questions.”

“Someone. . wiped down the gun. . with a disinfectant cloth,” says Shauna. “Well, let’s talk about the gun, Detective.”

“Officer,” Brannon corrects.

“My mistake. Officer.” Only I know Shauna well enough to know that her mistake was intentional. “Officer, this handgun was found by the police resting on the floor in my client’s living room, wasn’t it?”

“That’s my understanding, yes.”

“So. . it wasn’t exactly hidden, was it?”

The prosecutor, Katie O’Connor, moves in her chair but doesn’t object. She could. Roger Ogren would, if this were his witness. But O’Connor probably figures that we haven’t been obnoxious with objections, so she won’t be, either.

“Hidden? I wouldn’t call it hidden, no.”

“It was in plain sight, for all to see.”

“That’s my understanding.”

“In fact, the first thing Jason did when the police arrived was tell them about the gun. Isn’t that true?”

“I don’t know that for a fact, but I’d heard that, yes.”

“This was my client’s gun, isn’t that right, Officer?”

“Yes.”

“The serial number on the gun wasn’t scraped off, was it?”

“No, it was not.”

“It was incredibly easy for you to type a number into a database and determine that this gun belonged to Jason.”

“It was, yes.”

“If Jason hadn’t already said so himself.”

The witness doesn’t answer. That’s fine by Shauna.

“So Jason wasn’t trying to hide the presence of the gun or the fact that it was his, was he?”

“As far as I know, no, he wasn’t trying to do that.”

“Would it seem unusual to you that my client might handle his own weapon from time to time?”

Again, O’Connor considers objecting, but she probably thinks that Shauna’s actually helping her, planting an image in the jury’s mind of me holding that gun, being comfortable with it, maybe even playing pretend with it in the mirror, like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver.

“Would it seem unusual that your client would handle his own weapon from time to time. . No, that wouldn’t be unusual,” the officer answers. “It’s his gun.”

“Exactly. So given that it wouldn’t be suspicious in the least for Jason’s fingerprints to be on a weapon that he’s owned for over a decade, can you think of any possible reason why Jason would wipe down that gun?”

The witness has no answer for that.

It’s a strong point, and the right place to end. If I was the one who shot Alexa, why would I wipe down the gun, when my prints being on the weapon wouldn’t be suspicious in the slightest, and when I knew, as a longtime prosecutor and now defense lawyer, that trace evidence of the disinfectant would be found on the gun?

Why would I do that?

“Officer,” says Katie O’Connor on redirect, “you’ve been on the police force for how long?”

“Six years, five months.”

“And in your experience, do even intelligent criminals sometimes do stupid things?”

“Objection,” says Shauna.

“Sustained.”

“In your experience, do criminals under incredible stress do stupid things?”

“Objection.”

“Sustained.”

“In your experience, would a criminal ‘under the cloud of addiction’ to OxyContin do something stupid?” Using the same phrase Shauna used, mocking her.

“Objection.”

“Sustained. Ms. O’Connor, this line of inquiry is finished,” says Judge Bialek.

“So am I, Judge,” O’Connor says, sitting down with satisfaction.

The point of an adversarial criminal justice system is for each side to put forth their case, and somewhere in the middle, within that tug-and-pull of competing theories, emerges the truth. This is one of those times. They’re both right. Shauna is right that it wouldn’t make sense for me to clean off that gun with a Clorox disinfectant wipe.

And Katie O’Connor is right that I did, in fact, do that very thing.