The Man Who Ivented Florida

EPILOGUE

During the first week of November in that year, from the high regions of the Earth's atmosphere, a great volume of polar air, ascending because of its own density, caught the jet-stream push of what meteorologists call the five-hundred-millibar surface, and it began to drift southward toward the 26th parallel. By the evening of November 9, the polar edge had gathered sufficient momentum to gravitate toward and then displace the warmer, lighter air of the tropics, and it arrived in south Florida as a blustering cold front driven by a wind that seemed to howl down out of the full moon.

Dust particles, a month ago transported by the Sahara High and still lingering in the stratosphere, were swept away.

On the morning of November 14, a Friday, the gale was still blowing when they buried Joseph Egret in the shell mound near the spring on Tucker Gatrell's land. Jimmy Tiger, who beat a skin drum throughout the ceremony, felt the wind rip the thumping notes from his hands and shoot them skyward.

Same thing when they placed the bones of Chekika's Son in the hole beside Joseph.

Later, over tumblers of whiskey, Jimmy would confide to Tomlinson, "I don't expect a frog eater to understand-but that strong wind, it was a very good sign."

The few days between Joseph's death and Joseph's funeral had been neither peaceful nor easy-a circumstance that privately pleased Tucker Gatrell. The first problem was, the State of Florida refused to allow them to bury Joseph on Big Sky Ranch. It was private property.

But Lemar Flowers went to work and got that settled. In a conversation with one bureaucrat, Flowers, genuinely vexed, had said, "You people still don't realize the kinda men you're dealin' with, do you?"

The next problem was that archaeologists employed by the state petitioned the governor to block the burial because, as the petition read, "Digging in or excavating what may be a pre-Columbian burial mound is an outrage against basic human rights, as well as history."

Presumably they meant it was an outrage against basic human rights and history when done by anyone but themselves.

Using his connections, and data gathered during his work in Boston, Tomlinson swayed enough people to have the petition withdrawn, but for more than a year, a splinter group of amateur archaeologists would continue to fight through the courts, seeking to have the bodies exhumed and moved.

As Ervin T. Rouse would tell an audience during the first of several appearances on David Letterman's show, "Me and my partners, Henry and Tuck, we're kind'a glad about it. Come summer, it gets so hot and sweaty down in those Glades, a man's 'fraid to scratch his cheek for fear he'll slip and poke his eye out. But with them curs yapping at our heels, we'll be too busy to think about the heat."

Otherwise, the funeral went smoothly. The lone uncommon feature was the disproportionate number of female mourners compared to male. In chorus beneath a winter sky, the muffled sobbing of women is an icy sound, and when Angela Walker remarked upon it, Tucker Gatrell replied cryptically, "Ma'am, if their husbands just knew Joe a little better, you'd hear men crying, too."

By the evening of the first of December, though, the gale had blown itself out; the cold front had dissipated. South Florida was itself again, which is to say that it was a humid, muggy night when Marion Ford returned to Mango for the first time since Joseph's burial. In his old truck, he drove around the curve of the bay, elbow resting on the open window, feeling heat radiate out of the mangroves, taking pleasure in the familiar odors.

At Sally Carmel's house, he slowed-the lights were off, no car in the driveway-and he thought to himself, She must be enjoying Miami.

He hadn't heard from her, not once. And Miami information had no listing for her.

Probably staying in a hotel, enjoying indoor plumbing.

A thought that Ford neither explored nor allowed to linger. The catty cruelty of it didn't match his mood, or the way he felt about Sally.

She's been through a lot. And I know what it's like to try and break away from this place. She'll call when she's ready.

He drove on.

Along the bay road, moon-globe streetlights bloomed citreous yellow, casting their reflections into the water. By their pale light, Ford could see that a great change had come over Mango. The fish houses were no longer falling; the stilt shacks were no longer dilapidated. Each had been rebuilt with raw wood; some were already painted white, or pastel blue, or conch shell pink.

There were flower boxes on all the porches.

The only house that looked the same was Tuck's, though there were signs of change there, too. As Ford pulled up the drive, he could see, in the sweep of his truck's headlights, that there were ladders up against the barn-probably putting on a new roof. And the fence near Tuck's yard had been ripped down to make way for a flatbed semi. The truck had been backed into the pasture, and it was now loaded with junk-among it, the superstructure of the boat that had been abandoned there.

Ford sat for a time, studying the boat, finally finding some sense of order, if not peace, by confronting it. In his mind, he replayed what he had said to Angela Walker the night of Joseph's funeral, after she surprised him standing by the junkyard:

"Two people were killed when this boat exploded, but the local sheriff's department couldn't figure out how it happened. I was only ten at the time, but I spent the next two years going through it inch by inch. You know what I discovered? In the fuel line, someone had replaced the brass shut-off valve with a plastic butterfly plate, then moved it above deck."

Walker had asked him, "Was that a dumb thing to do? I still don't know anything about boats."

Speaking very softly, Ford had said, "For a long time, I thought it was idiotic. But it was actually pretty smart-in theory, at least. Being above deck, the fuel line would be easier to maintain, and the butterfly plate was damn clever. It automatically filtered out sediment. The trouble was, plastic was pretty new to the person who designed it, and he didn't realize that gas would gradually dissolve it, then drain into the bilge by the engine."

"You were only ten?"

"Twelve by the time I narrowed it down to what had happened and who had done it-redesigned the fuel line, I mean. I had to use tweezers and a magnifying glass to reassemble the burned parts."

"And no one else figured it out?"

"No one who would admit it, anyway. Right."

Now, when Ford punched the truck lights off, the boat vanished momentarily while his eyes adjusted. He stepped out into the yard and whistled for Gator, only to hear his uncle's voice calling from the beach: "That you, Ervin T.? Get your butt down here and help!"

Without answering, Ford walked down the mound, where he found Tucker and Henry Short bending into Henry's boat, placing jugs on the dock.

When Tuck saw who it was, he stood up quickly, wiping his hands on his jeans. "Gawldamn, Duke, I thought you was Ervin back from New York. Not that I ain't glad to see you, no sir! Just wasn't expectin' you, that's all."

There was something odd about the way the man was behaving… Henry, too, shifting around on the deck, fingering the lone gauze bandage on his face. They seemed uneasy, as if caught doing something they shouldn't be doing.

Ford said, "Tomlinson wanted me to bring you these." From his pocket, he produced a Ziploc bag filled with nubs of bone-the specimens from the DNA lab. "He wants to know if you'll bury them. In the mound with Joseph, when you get time."

Tuck hesitated for a moment, then continued off-loading the jugs. "You know, I'm gettin' to kinda like that hippie. Surprised he didn't tag after you down here. If you want-" Tucker stepped into the boat to get a better lifting angle-"you can drive on home to Sanibel, get him, and we'll have a little party. Tonight, I mean. Give me and Henry time to get cleaned up."

Ford wondered about that for a moment before he said, "No, Tomlinson's busy packing. We're leaving on a trip tomorrow, Central America. A friend of ours is-" Ford started to say a friend was sending a government plane to fly them south, then assigning them a government Jeep to drive them anywhere they wanted; two weeks of jungle and beach and cold beer, trading stories with Jeth Nicholes, on the Caribbean, while Ford's new sea mobiles grew in Dinkin's Bay. Instead, Ford finished, "A friend of ours down there is expecting us."

"Just you and the hippie?"

Yes, although there probably could have been a third in their party. At the Florida Department of Criminal Law, agents received special leave as a reward for promotion. Angela Walker had called and, after telling him the good news, added, "I've always wanted to see Central America." An inducement that Ford had gently deflected by promising to take her skiing when he returned.

Now Ford said, "Yep, just Tomlinson and me," as he picked up one of the jugs and popped the lid. Then he said, "Water? Why are you and Henry boating in water?"

He watched Tuck turn to Henry, saw Henry look down at the deck again. Tuck said, "Well… you remember that Bambridge fellow? The professor guy on TV? He wants to write a book about me. Well, actually, he wants to write it 'bout Henry, he just doesn't know it'll end up bein' about me. That's what we was doin' out on Henry's island. Huh, Henry?"

Henry Short said gruffly, "You're the one with all the words, Tucker."

Tuck said, "See? That's what we was doin'. Makin' notes for this guy Bambridge."

Ford smiled. What was going on here? "I was asking about the water, why you're going to all the trouble of-"

But before he could finish, the sound of a woman's voice interrupted him; a nice Spanish voice speaking broken English, getting closer and closer as her silhouette moved toward them on the dock. "Tucker? Oh, Tucker? The dinner, I have it ready like you say. The Chino food, not from a box."

The woman stood illuminated by a streetlight now: a pretty woman with olive skin, blue-black hair and young brown eyes. Her eyes moved shyly from Tuck to Henry, then back to Tuck while Ford looked on, amused, at first, but then with a dawning fascination-his mind scanning through remnants of all the old stories his uncle had told him about Cuba-as he watched the woman reach to brush hair from her face, her smooth hand marked by the tattoo of a small blue sea horse.

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