The Naked Nuns

Chapter Ten

“Where—or what—is Flaxborrow, for God’s sake?”

“Flax what?”

“Burrow. Flaxburrow. Or borrow. Could be Flaxborrow. Flaxborrow, England.”

“I never heard of it.”

“Yesterday, you hadn’t heard of Hamburg, Germany.”

“OK, so today it’s this Flaxborrow’s turn. I just shift my ignorance around a little. Keeps it at full stretch.”

Lieutenant Varney and Sergeant Bast would not normally have been conversing in this manner, but for nearly a week they had been closeted together in a mind-punishing exercise known in the police department as nut mail duty. This consisted of making a first reading of all those letters and cards of mysterious authorship and often unintelligible purpose that senior officers, for whose eyes are reserved only the least whacky winnowings, are pleased to call “communications from members of the public”.

“This one,” said Bast, after reading and re-reading the single sheet of rough grey paper several times in silence, “claims to be a tip-off.”

Without looking up from his own pile of messages, Varney waved a tired hand towards one of four wire baskets that lay between them in the centre of the big, battered, burn-pocked table. In this basket already reposed the confident, if somewhat imprecise, announcements of eight forthcoming bank robberies, an assortment of projected homicides, and one kidnapping.

Bast shook his head and gave a little growl of doubt.

“Those are all home territory. This has foreign connections. Maybe West ought to see it.”

Varney looked pained.

“Here.” He reached over, took the paper and leaned far back in his tilted chair, holding the letter close to his belly. As he read, he kept the tip of his nose pressed flat with his left forefinger. Like an elevator button, thought Bast.

“Put it with Assassinations,” said Varney at last. “That one.” He pointed to the third basket.

A head shake and a negative grunt.

“Why not? Look, Mike, it’s nearly five o’clock.”

“Assassinations,” said Bast, “are for secretaries of state and on up. Ambassadors, maybe. This Flaxborrow—I doubt if it even rates consuls. West would know.”

“And West would keep us here until this time Tuesday. No, thanks.” Varney slid the letter back across the table.

Bast painfully and protestingly hauled himself out of his chair. He clipped the letter to its envelope. With a final look of reproof at Varney, he opened the door and went out.

Captain Jacklin West was accounted the Precinct’s oracle whenever matters of political or international nicety needed to be settled. He had been to law school and was, compared with most of his colleagues, a widely travelled man, having once trailed around Europe for a year as one of a diplomat’s body-guards.

Perhaps the long and uncongenial hours spent lurking in solitude outside hotel bedrooms in that era were to blame for Captain West’s sole vice: a tendency to prolong conversation. Bast wouldn’t know and didn’t care. He was rockily conscientious but impatient with overspill (“So damn rude, that man,” West pronounced him, not without admiration).

West read the letter and glanced at its envelope. Then he read the letter again, this time out loud, and slowly.

“ ‘Some friends of mine think you ought to know about a certain contract because it is in England in a place called Flaxborrow and these friends think it is wrong and bad for our image if American boys make hits in other countries never mind what the contract has done even if he is a crosser. They think it is a wheel this contract, a British wheel of course, but no name. Also they do not know for sure who is making the hit. I am not a nut this is straight.’ ”

After consideration, West said:

“This letter” (he turned it about in his hand) “is hand-printed out on a poor quality paper of a kind that might be used in merchandising. Its origin would be hellishly difficult to trace. So would the ballpoint that was used. What you are really asking, though, sergeant, is whether I think it is genuine. Am I right? Genuine, that is, in the sense of being a piece of information on which we ought to act. Right? A piece of bona fide information, in other words.”

“Right.”

“In that case, let us prepare a balance sheet of probability. Don’t you think that is the most sensible course, sergeant?”

“I go off duty at five, sir.”

“A logical approach is always the quickest in the end. And let me prove that by telling you that I have already reached a decision by just that process.”

Bast tried to look impressed and was saddened to find how tired he felt.

West took off his square, gold-rimmed glasses and with the tip of his little finger flicked from one lens a flake of dandruff.

“This letter, friend, is not only melodramatic. It is packed with the sort of slightly out-of-date gangsterisms that anybody could pick up from a Mafia thriller. Note the patriotic ketchup. The writer is unquestionably a criminal. I pronounce it a genuine tip-off.”

“So I can leave it with you.” Bast had half turned towards the door. He was scowling. At this end of the day, West’s humorous portentousness gave him a pain.

“Sure. I’ll have headquarters notify the British police.”

Against his better judgment, Bast hesitated. “This Flaxborrow...”

“Borough,” West corrected. He was scrutinising the envelope. “Flaxborough. Like Scottsboro.” Then he said: “Hey, this is the first one of these I’ve seen. Isn’t it hideous?”

Bast looked. Hideous? He formed the unfamiliar word mutely upon an inward breath and tried to fit it to what West was indicating. But how in hell could a stamp be hideous? A little scrap of paper. Who cared, anyway? Or did West mean he considered the representation of the President hideous?

“Saw one yesterday,” Bast said. “Maybe it’s not much like him, at that.”

“I am talking,” said West patiently, “about the design of the stamp as a whole. Commemorative issues are supposed to have dignity. They are historical documents. That”—he pointed again at the purple-hued picture of the President with Capitol Hill in the background—“looks more like a for-sale sticker.”

But Bast had noticed something else. He pointed to the hand-printed address. “He’s a joker, this guy, ‘The Occupier’. That’s us. And just ‘Nearest Precinct House’. I’ve never heard of cops being called occupiers before.”

“Nicer than some of the names we get.”

The sergeant gave a short, humourless laugh and again started to leave, but West’s voice beat him to the door.

“You were going to ask me what I know about this little English town.”

“English town?”

“Flaxborough.”

“Hell, no. I just wondered what’s so special about it that we suddenly start exporting killers there.”

“I stayed there once.”

“No!” Bast searched the mild eyes behind the big square lenses but they showed only dreamy benevolence.

“The ambassador went up there to unveil a memorial at what had been a US Air Force base outside the town,” West said. “We stayed the night as guests of the Lord Mayor. Or maybe he’s just a mayor, I forget. We fed damn well, that I do remember. The Lord Mayor was in the meat business. A little town with the oldest jumble of housetops you ever saw and a pub and a church every twenty yards, and girls like flowers and very, very slow-moving old men with brick-coloured faces who looked as if they’d have to be hit by lightning before they’d die. And everywhere bloody bicycles.”

He paused, lost in contemplation of bicycling girls, buoyant-breasted in the thin summer dresses of 1958.

“They were nice people.” He shook his head, as if surprised at himself, and reached for the phone. “Get me Rawlings, of Interpol.”

“Let’s hope one of those nice people don’t get knocked off,” said Bast, leaving. “The species is nearly extinct.”

Chapter Eleven

Captain West, of New York City, was not the only policeman to be ready to speak well of the citizens of Flaxborough (England). Their own chief constable, Mr Harcourt Chubb, would have echoed his sentiments even to the choice of adjective, for “nice” was a word that he used rather in the manner of a talisman, a device to ward off trouble.

“Nice dog,” Mr Chubb would say to any dog he happened to pat. It was really a plea not to be bitten.

On entering an untried restaurant, he would remark to his wife: “Looks a nice place, dear,” this being his way of trying to beat the fearsome odds stacked against them by the catering trade. The same abiding sanguinity, or, as it might be said, discounting of experience, sustained the chief constable in referring to the Flaxbrovians in general as “a nice lot” or even “a perfectly nice bunch”. If the truth, as enshrined in the annual crime statistics, did not altogether accord with Mr Chubb’s estimate, that was not his fault. The forty or fifty indictable offences that went on record each year showed merely that in every barrel there would be found a rotten apple. And it was the chief constable’s belief that apple rot was not endemic but an imported infection.

Thus, when he received an urgent message from London that an American gangster might be on his way to Flaxborough in order to commit a crime, Mr Chubb saw no reason to view it sceptically.

“As I understand these matters,” he explained to Inspector Purbright, “the Americans—who are nice enough people, by and large—have allowed themselves to be imposed upon by a well organised criminal element. The Syndicate—would that be the term they use?”

“It would,” confirmed Purbright, anxious not to waste time by questioning a possibly outdated expression.

“It seems to be a very professional affair, in a nasty way, of course, and the consequence is that crime over there has become big business.”

Purbright forbore from pointing out that this proposition was palindromic. He said instead: “So I believe, sir.”

Mr Chubb was standing by the window in Purbright’s office. The light fell on silvery hair, sleek but cut short. His face, half averted in contemplation of buildings opposite, was of that paradoxical solemnity so often characteristic of the man who has never really worried about anything in his life.

“This so-called Syndicate,” the chief constable continued, “apparently employs assassins to further its interests. Yes, I know it sounds rather like medieval Italy, but there you are: these things do go on and we have to take a realistic view.

“Anyway, the long and short of the matter is that our worthy opposite numbers in New York have warned me officially that just such an assassin has been ordered to come to England—to Flaxborough, in fact: they were quite specific.”

Chubb paused.

“And with what object, sir?”

“Presumably,” replied the chief constable, looking at once judicious and regretful, “in order to attempt the murder of someone or other.”

“A local person?”

“Ah, well, that we do not know, do we, Mr Purbright. I would prefer to think not, but our main concern must be to see that the would-be assassin is prevented from doing any damage to anybody, whoever they are.

“This”—Mr Chubb produced a teleprinted sheet—“is a copy of the letter which the New York police received yesterday.”

Purbright rose but Chubb, crossing from the window, motioned him back into his chair and put the paper before him. The inspector, who was several inches taller than the chief constable, had long since learned to accept without false protest Mr Chubb’s preference for standing.

“So they really do use expressions like these,” the inspector said when he had finished reading.

“What we should term thieves’ argot, I suppose,” said Mr Chubb, knowledgeably.

“ ‘Contract’ is pithy, sir. A lawyer’s word. Significant, perhaps, of the ever narrowing division between them and their clients.”

Chubb’s regard of his inspector chilled momentarily but made no comment.

“I don’t need to ask if our New York friends take this seriously,” Purbright said. “Obviously they wouldn’t have passed it on otherwise. And the probability of its not being a hoax is strengthened by the mention of a specific place. An obscure and unimportant place. In the New York context, I mean, of course,” he hastily qualified. “It’s a circumstantial detail that stands out rather impressively from the Spillanery.”

“Oh, I don’t think the genuineness of the warning is at issue, Mr Purbright.” Chubb had no idea what “Spillanery” might be but would as soon have asked as put on a pair of jeans. “Our job is to act upon it as a matter of urgency.”

Purbright nodded earnestly. “Of course, sir.” He reached for a note pad. “You will have in mind some main lines of action?

“Yes, but I would not wish to prejudice your own ideas at this stage, Mr Purbright. If you will tell me what they are, we may possibly save ourselves a certain amount of duplication.”

The inspector drew a line down the middle of the top sheet of the pad. “You will have seen straight away that our problem can be divided into two parts,” he said. “So I propose to adopt the same approach as must already have occurred to you.”

“Ah,” said the chief constable, in the manner of one commending perspicacity.

“It is, in fact, an X and Y problem, sir. Where X is the journeying criminal, the assassin or potential assassin, and Y the intended victim. If we could establish the identity of either one of these two unknowns, our task would be very much easier. You are thinking”—Purbright gave Chubb a wry smile—“of quadratic equations, naturally. Not at all a bad analogy.”

The chief constable shrugged modestly and looked down to see if Purbright had written anything yet. One or two notes had appeared on the left of the dividing line.

“All we know about this man X,” Purbright went on, “is that he is probably an American citizen—probably, but not certainly; that he is a member of an organisation of some kind—again probably, although I suppose there may be freelance murderers available; and that he is likely to have chosen as inconspicuous a way of travelling as possible—as an ordinary tourist, in fact.

“Twenty or thirty years ago, such a man could not have come into Flaxborough without being noticed by at least a dozen people who would have started a chain reaction of gossip. Nowadays, I doubt if there are fewer than ten American visitors in the town at any one time between June and September.”

If Mr Chubb found this estimate surprising, he did not challenge it.

“It did occur to me,” he said, “that one of your fellows ought to check the visitors’ books at all the hotels. Twice a day, perhaps; there can’t be very many.”

“Three, actually, sir. There has been a good deal of shrinkage in that area.”

“That should simplify things, then.”

“Yes, sir. At least we shall be able to discount the families and concentrate upon anyone who registers on his own. An assassin taking his wife and children along on his expense account doesn’t sound very possible.”

“Or very ethical,” added the chief constable, who liked occasionally to lend support to Mrs Chubb’s loyal contention that her husband had a dry sense of humour.

“There is always the slight hope,” said the inspector, “that the man X has a bad enough record, or else sufficiently spectacular criminal associations, to justify his being picked up on the way here, preferably before he can get on a plane.”

“The immigration people are extremely diligent, I understand.”

“No doubt, sir. But sheer weight of numbers can defeat the most stringent precautions. I still have a sort of Rider Haggard sense of wonder when I read of all those grenades and submachine guns that passengers manage to lug aboard aeroplanes.

“Anyway, so much for the X factor. Unless, of course”—Purbright looked up inquiringly—“you have a further line you’d like me to pursue?”

Mr Chubb examined the sleeve of his light grey worsted jacket. “It all sounds rather pessimistic, Mr Purbright. A criminal who cannot be identified can scarcely be apprehended.”

“Very well put, sir. Now I can see how you arrived at the analogy of algebra. Let me just trace the argument for my own satisfaction—oh, and please pull me up if I go wrong.

“As we well know, quadratic equations are simply statements of the relationships that certain unknowns bear to one another and, either singly or in combination, to known factors of the same kind. The solution is obtained by manipulating these relationships until each unknown is isolated by cancelling the others out. Do I follow you, sir?”

Mr Chubb, wooden-faced, gave an almost imperceptible nod. He stole a glance at Sergeant Love who was doing something with papers on a table, but Love seemed totally absorbed in his task.

“The only facts—or reasonable assumptions—about X,” the inspector continued blithely, “are that he is a criminal and an American citizen and bound for Flaxborough. Not much to work on. And, at first sight, we have even less information about Y. Only that he lives here.

“But now let me see if I can spot some of the conclusions you have reached by cross-fertilising, so to speak, these two unpromising sets of data.

“Firstly, sir, you will say that Y is almost certainly a criminal himself. Not in the sense of being a gangster, as the man hired to kill him is a gangster. But you would rightly be surprised if there were no criminality in his dealings, in his associations.”

The chief constable was frowning deeply. “Perhaps you should explain your reasoning on that point, Mr Purbright.”

“Of course, sir. It is simply that the professional criminal does not resort lightly to murder. It is a solution reserved for the rival, the traitor, or the incorrigible non-returner of favours. No honest man ever gets himself into any of these categories.”

“I see,” said Mr Chubb.

“I should guess that your second deduction,” Purbright went on, “is that Y is, or has been, fairly successful financially. No petty profiteer would qualify for such an expensive execution. Also, we find in the warning letter the term ‘wheel’, which, if I am not mistaken, is American vernacular for a person of substance and influence.”

“Indeed,” said the chief constable.

“The third point that will have struck you is the nationality of X’s employers. They are almost certainly American. So if we decide to narrow our field of search to include only prosperous or recently prosperous people whom we think capable of using questionable business methods, and then look among them for somebody who has visited or had dealings with America, we might, I agree, be lucky and reach Y before X does.”

The chief constable remained in silent consideration for a while. Then he looked at his watch.

“I really must be getting along now, Mr Purbright; there’s a meeting I have to attend at eleven. You’ll do your best with this affair, won’t you? It would not exactly redound to our credit if some scoundrel were able to walk into the town and calmly do away with one of our residents.”

At the door, he turned upon Purbright a faint, wintry smile. “After all,” he said, “this is not Dodge City.”

As if suddenly released from bondage by Mr Chubb’s departure, Sergeant Love rose and crossed the office. “Where,” he asked, “did he hear about Dodge City?”

“Do not underestimate our chief constable, Sid. He is a good deal better informed than he pretends.”

“So what was all that about?” Love jerked his head in the direction of the door.

“A task for us.” Purbright picked up from his desk the copy of the New York message. “If this is to be taken seriously.”

Love read. He emerged from behind the paper, shiny with boyish enthusiasm.

“It’s the Mafia!”

“Well, it’s certainly not the Federation of Women’s Institutes.”

“I couldn’t follow all that guff you were giving old Chubb,” Love said.

“It was rather confusing,” Purbright admitted, “but shorn of the spurious mathematics I think it stands up. All I meant was that it may be easier to guess the intended victim and then try and protect him than to sift through a bunch of tourists for a would-be executioner.”

“Torpedo,” Love emended.

The inspector nodded. “Good. I see you can be relied upon to cut through any linguistic difficulties. Wheels, now. Could you compile a list of wheels, Sid?”

“Grafters, too?” inquired the sergeant.

Purbright gazed at polyglot Love with undisguised admiration.

“Bill Malley has a membership list of the Chamber of Commerce,” he said. He rummaged through a desk drawer. “And here’s a town council diary: names are in the front section. From those two you ought to be able to produce a bag of notables. Money-makers are those we want, especially the dodgy ones, the fast fortune experts. Never mind the OBE queue and the third generation grocers; the people who get themselves into this sort of trouble usually call what they do either promoting or developing.”

Love’s initial eagerness had begun to fade. “I’m not sure that we have anybody in Flax you could call a big wheel. There are plenty of grafters, but it’s just Cons Club back-scratching, most of it.”

“Where’s that breadth of vision of yours, Sid? Lenny Palgrove didn’t collect three cars and his own plane simply by scratching backs. Hall, the estate agent, left £180,000 in February. Old Scorpe’s brother-in-law paid a quarter of a million for that pig farm at Gosby and he wouldn’t know the difference between a mash trough and a combine harvester. Oh, come on! What about Councillor Crispin—Happy Harry? And whatsisname, the coroner’s nephew, with his fifteen hair-dressing saloons? These are good times, Sid. All I ask is that you record the chief beneficiaries. I’ll do the short-listing.”

Love said he would do his best.

“Sergeant Malley will help you,” said the inspector. “He can tell you things about this town that even I don’t want to know.”

Chapter Twelve

In a corner of a first-class compartment of the nine thirty-five train from King’s Cross to Brocklestone-on-Sea, calling at Flaxborough, sat a heavily-built man in a lightly-built suit.

The suit was coffee-coloured but when the man moved in his seat as he did occasionally to ease himself or to shift his view of the landscape, a faint violet sheen was noticeable. The material seemed to contain a lot of silk: it looked slippery and inclined to drape.

The man’s face was melancholy, plump-jowled, shinily-shaven yet with a residual darkness round cheek and chin that twenty shaves a day would not cure. His eyes, though slowed by tiredness, were watchful and very bright between lids that looked like rolls of uncooked pastry. He sniffed gently every few seconds. The sniff seemed somehow more than a mannerism, an unconscious habit. It was regularly timed and quite deliberate, as if the man had cultivated his sense of smell until it was a reliable monitoring device of self-preservation.

On the rack above the man’s head was a medium-sized suitcase in blue figured hide with the monogram J.F.T. embossed in gold. A light-weight raincoat lay folded next to the case and on top of the raincoat was a black homburg.

The passenger’s only other visible equipment was a sturdy, silver-mounted walking stick propped against the side of the carriage, and an unopened copy of the Reader’s Digest on the seat beside him.

His invisible equipment included a United States passport in the inside breast pocket of his silky-looking suit. It proclaimed its carrier to be Joseph Fortescue Tudor, olive oil importer, born in 1906 in Syracuse, N.Y.

When the train drew into Flaxborough station, Mr Tudor seemed uncertain whether to alight or not. He had taken down his case and donned his coat and hat some time before, but now he stood at the carriage door and looked up and down the platform.

He beckoned a porter who was loading a trolley with parcels.

“Is this Flaxborough?” Mr Tudor’s pronunciation of the name was not dissimilar from Sergeant Bast’s.

Assured that it was, he tried to find the door handle.

“How do you open this thing?”

The porter came to his aid, puzzled that a gentleman travelling first class in the kind of hat which clearly confirmed his entitlement to do so should be beaten by so simple a problem.

Mr Tudor did not thank him verbally but handed him three pound notes. With fractional hesitation, the porter accepted the money. Clearly, a foreign notable: there was a trace of European accent in his otherwise American manner of speaking.

“Do you think you can find me a taxi?”

“I’ll try, sir.” The porter, whose beard gave him the appearance more of an admiral than of a railwayman, went out into Station Square and hailed the cab of a cousin with whom he shared family loyalties and a small commission.

In the open space of the station booking hall, Mr Tudor seemed to diminish in height. It was his legs that lacked length; the body, though thickset, was powerful-looking and well proportioned.

As he emerged into the Square, he glanced to left and right with a swiftness that was almost lizard-like. He carried his suitcase in his left hand and kept the right in his raincoat pocket. Withered, perhaps, thought the porter, who had a gothic imagination; then he recalled the plump and hairy-backed but otherwise unexceptional fingers from which he had taken the £3.

“I want to go to a place called Church Close—Close?—is that right?” Mr Tudor held a scrap of paper for the driver to see.

“Put you down at the end, sir. Can’t take a cab round the Close, but I’ll get as near as I can.”

It occurred to the cab driver that his fare, being a foreigner, would appreciate seeing more of Flaxborough than St Anne’s Place and Spoongate, which formed the shortest route to the parish church and its Close. He therefore contrived to include in his itinerary not only the whole length of Southgate and a quarter mile of Harbour Road but the more picturesque alleys of the Sharms district. Then, after a ten minutes wait at the Beale Street level crossing, he navigated a traffic-glutted West Row and emerged into the Market Place with its view of the great church of St Lawrence as a grand finale.

“Here you are, sir. Not far to walk from here. Just round the back of the church.”

A pity, he reflected, that his fare had missed so much scenery because of his habit of constantly looking back through the rear window.

The meter registered seventy-five pence. Mr Tudor, his melancholy expression unchanged, fished some crumpled notes out of his jacket pocket. He looked at them vaguely and handed them over as if disposing of an empty paper bag. The driver smoothed then out. There were four. He offered to hand one back. Mr Tudor flicked his plump fingers dismissively and turned away. He said nothing. His free hand was back home in that raincoat pocket.

Church Close was a crescent-shaped terrace of tall, narrow Georgian houses that faced the parish church across what once had been a graveyard but now was a broad, finely-turfed lawn. Each house was colour-washed in its own pastel shade, but white was the standard paint on doors and window frames. The glint of old brass, scrupulously burnished, shone here and there along the row from a knocker or a letter box. In the bright small-paned windows, reflections of the church’s honey-coloured stone were rendered curiously twisted and globular by the irregularities of eighteenth-century glazing.

Mr Tudor stopped in front of the fifth door. He glanced back in the direction from which he had arrived, looked up sharply and briefly at the windows overhead, then knocked. While waiting, he stood at one side of the door, close to the wall, so that he could continue surveillance of the surrounding area.

The door was opened quietly but fully and with no hint of furtiveness.

“Good afternoon.”

The voice was gentle and precise, its note of interrogation unreservedly amiable.

Mr Tudor saw standing in the doorway a woman of still attractive middle age and recognised, although it was not until later that the resemblance was identified in his mind, one of those impeccably bred chatelaines he had seen from time to time in Hollywood films about the classier aspects of British life.

“Your name Lucia Teatime?”

“I am Miss Teatime. Lucilla, actually, but no matter.” No matter, either, she decided, that fate, through the agency of a romantically patriotic mother, had saddled her with Edith and Cavell as her middle names.

“Mack sent me. I’m Joe Tudor.”

“Mack,” she repeated delicately, half to herself. Then: “Of course! Uncle Macnamara. He telephoned me. I am so sorry, Mr Tudor. Please come in.”

She stepped back, smiling a welcome. Mr Tudor, she noticed, had a rather curious way of entering a house; he did so sideways, very quickly for so solidly built a man, and with a final glance up and down the Close as if he was anxious not to miss some delayed companion.

“I am afraid that I have already had luncheon. Uncle Macnamara gave me no indication of when I might expect you.”

Mr Tudor gave a grunt which Miss Teatime interpreted as a disavowal of interest in food. Perhaps he had eaten on the journey or even brought provisions of his own—hamburgers, or something of that nature, she surmised.

Miss Teatime led the way up the narrow staircase to her sitting-room on the first floor. Her guest was not the first visitor to observe on that brief but tortuous journey that time had dealt kindly (as one, a clergyman, had expressed it to himself) with her nether parts, but he certainly was the first to remark on the fact.

“You got good legs, Looce.”

It was a statement: flat, gruff, unmotivated. Miss Teatime felt like an aging car, that had just been issued with another twelve months’ roadworthiness certificate.

With one careful but unenthusiastic survey, Mr Tudor took in the details of the light and airy sitting-room, with its tall windows and its few choicely graceful pieces of furniture, and humped himself into an armchair. He had, Miss Teatime supposed, exhausted his compliments for that day.

“Would you care for a cup of coffee?” she asked, after giving him time to settle back, eyes half closed, in an attitude of stern introspection.

He considered, then nodded. “Yeah. OK.” It was a distinct concession.

When Miss Teatime returned with the coffee tray, she took a half bottle of whisky from a little hanging cupboard in the corner and set it by the cups.

Her glance of mute inquiry brought a “Sure—why not?” from Mr Tudor. She laced his coffee with spirit and handed him the cup, then laced her own drink with a little coffee.

Both sipped without speaking for two or three minutes. She watched him with as much attention as delicacy permitted. In spite of his age, his mouth was full-lipped and sharply moulded—the mouth of a precocious boy. It contrasted strangely with the fallen sallow cheeks and the whisker-shadowed jowls. She noticed his sniff.

“I do hope,” she said, “that you have not caught a cold in this treacherous climate.”

He regarded her blankly. “No. I’m OK.”

“Prohibition,” said Miss Teatime, “would be hopelessly impractical in a country with England’s weather. I fear the population would be decimated in a fortnight were it not for these innocent prophylactics of ours.”

For the first time since his arrival, Mr Tudor gave sign of being able to respond to suitable social stimulus. A glint of happy recollection, of pride, shone in the nearly black eyes.

“Don’t you knock prohibition, Looce,” he growled. “Don’t you ever knock that.”

Had Mr Tudor smiled for an instant? Miss Teatime was almost certain that he had. Then she saw that he was holding out his cup, apparently expecting her to refill it in mid-air. Rather lumber-camp-ish, she reflected, but perhaps intimating a desire to be friendly.

“Mack says you are doing all right in this, this Flaxborrow.”

“Oh, I manage quite happily,” responded Miss Teatime. “This town is more restful than London, of course. And yet more interesting. I am not sure that I could explain the paradox to anyone from so stimulating a city as New York.”

Mr Tudor shrugged. “We get our dead days.” He set his cup somewhat dangerously on the fat, chintz-dressed arm of his chair. “So what is going for you here? How do you make your bread?”

“I have one or two little irons in the fire,” said Miss Teatime, modestly. “What keeps me chiefly busy, perhaps, is my work as a charity organiser. I think I can claim some success in having put several good works on a business footing. The English, of course, respond eagerly to appeals of this kind, particularly when the welfare of animals is at issue. You would be surprised, Mr Tudor, to learn how much is contributed every year in this little town alone towards the provision of homes for the poor work-broken ponies of San Francisco.”

“Ponies?” Mr Tudor’s upper lip drew away from his teeth in disbelief. “Frisco?”

“Those street cars, you know,” explained Miss Teatime. “The ponies haul on the cables beneath the roadway.” She frowned and shook her head. “Perpetual darkness, I understand.”

Mr Tudor stared at her ruminatively for a moment, then, seemingly having decided not to risk making himself look foolish by labouring whatever subtle British joke had been intended, he said:

“My cousin Dino’s boy, Johnnie, once ran all the Santa Clauses on the West Side.”

This was the longest speech Mr Tudor had made so far.

Miss Teatime smiled. “Quite a coincidence, is it not, that you should have a charity organiser in your own family.”

“They used to call him Johnny Ding Dong,” said Mr Tudor, sadly.

Miss Teatime sensed that she had strayed into an area of bereavement. She changed the subject.

“Is Uncle Macnamara still making a name for himself in the merchant banking world? We had time only for a few fleeting pleasantries over the telephone.”

“He’s doing great,” her visitor confirmed, suddenly stirred into something like animation. “I tell you something, Looce. He has no problems, that Mack. Everything legitimate.” Mr Tudor nodded, pursing his full lips.

“Everything?” The first syllable was delicately stressed.

“Sure. No shakedowns. No whorehouses any more. No muscle.” A fat, hair-backed forefinger rose and wagged from side to side. “Just real estate and stocks. Jeez, that office, Looce! Like a church. I tell you—a church!”

“Ah, yes: a man of parts,” declared Miss Teatime, adding, in silent parenthesis, Mostly private. Aloud, she asked:

“And what brings you to Flaxborough, Mr Tudor? It is not purely a social visit, I understand.”

“Business.” It sounded distasteful to him. “Family business. Trouble maybe. I hope not.”

“Oh, dear. Do you suppose I might be of assistance?”

He considered a moment, then gave an extra loud sniff and leaned forward in his chair. He addressed himself less to Miss Teatime than to the palms of his hands, which he held before him and closely scrutinised.

“The word comes to my family from a good customer, who happens to be a cop, that some enforcement is going to get done that it looks like nobody knows about. And where? In Britain, for God’s sake.” He glanced up, scowling. “Right here in this village.”

“Town,” murmured Miss Teatime, loyally, but Mr Tudor was looking at his hands again and flexing them, deaf to so trivial an amendment.

“If what we hear is right,” Mr Tudor continued, “it is the worst sort of business. The worst. Like the President says, this Anglo-American thing is OK. Ask any of our men of honour back home. Men of respect. You know what I mean? They don’t want this thing bust up just because some crazy button man thinks he can make a hit over here like it was Hoboken. What does he want, this fink? That every guy with a U.S. passport should get frisked?”

Mr Tudor’s sudden volubility was impressive after the initial difficulties of their conversation. Miss Teatime hastened to show herself sympathetic.

“How pleasant it is in this cynical age,” she exclaimed, “to hear that the cooperation of our two countries is valued by honest men.”

Her guest frowned. “That I did not say, Looce. I said men of honour.”

“Ah, yes. Of course.” By offering at that moment a box of small cigars, Miss Teatime covered as best she could what she admitted to herself had been a gauche confusion of terms.

Mr Tudor said he did not smoke, but would like more coffee. She poured him another cup and lit a cigar for herself. He looked on with disapproval.

“I gain the impression,” she said, “that the ladies in that family of yours do not smoke.”

“Years ago,” said Mr Tudor, “I found my little sister Teresa in our momma’s closet smoking a cigarette. I put that cigarette out. So. Just here.” He turned his head a little and pointed to a spot just below his left ear. “She still has the mark.” He nodded. “But she don’t smoke.”

“Family affection does not run quite so strongly in this comparatively effete society,” observed Miss Teatime. “Tell me, though, Mr Tudor—do you have any children of your own?”

She had scarcely completed the question when a wallet was being opened by stubby but surprisingly deft fingers and two photographs offered for her approval. The first pictured a sullen-faced man in his early thirties, with bold, very dark eyes and a fat neck that gave him that neanderthal hunch characteristic of the classic police “wanted” poster.

“Giacomo,” said Mr Tudor, proudly.

“A very personable young man,” declared Miss Teatime. She put on a pair of glasses and looked more closely. “Dear me, what a dangerous place to have received an injury.” She indicated a thin white scar from the corner of Giacomo’s right eye to his upper lip.

“Kids!” expostulated the fond parent. “Would you believe Jimmy did that falling off the can when he was four?”

Miss Teatime, who knew a razor slash when she saw one, would not, but she was too polite to say so. She inquired instead: “And what is your son’s choice of profession?”

“Olive oil importer.”

The second photograph was a little out of focus, but again the dark, challenging eyes of the Tudor family were immediately noticeable.

“Vittorio was going to be a priest.”

“Indeed?” Miss Teatime examined the well-fed, petulant face of the younger brother, with its hair-line moustache, reminiscent of dance halls in the ’thirties, and diagnosed a surfeit of maternal admiration and pasta. She guessed that whereas Giacomo probably operated in the protection sector, Vittorio’s speciality would be either drugs or prostitution.

“He has a certain spirituality of countenance,” she said. “Tell me, then: what vocation lured him from the seminary?”

“You mean what’s Vic’s job? Well, I guess he’s in the olive oil importing business.”

When Mr Tudor had, with a lingering look of fondness, punched once more the pictures of his offspring, he walked to the window and looked sideways down into the Close, keeping flat in the shelter of the wall.

Miss Teatime watched his manoeuvre impassively, then tapped the ash from her cigar into a little china pomade pot decorated with very pale cornflowers.

“So you come to Flaxborough in the role of a peacemaker,” she said.

Mr Tudor gave this some thought as he edged away from the window. Suddenly he nodded.

“Yeah. Yeah, you could say that.”

“What do you propose to do if you succeed in finding this fellow countryman of yours who is intent on killing someone or other? In any case, how would you recognise him?”

A confident half-grin briefly replaced Mr Tudor’s expression of mourning. He pointed with a forefinger to each eye.

“These I have used every day, every night, right from the days of Big Al. They know what to look for, Looce.”

“And when they find him?”

Mr Tudor’s shoulders raised slightly. “He’ll listen. He’ll have respect. I think maybe he will go back with me. In respect for my family, you understand?”

“I am not yet quite clear,” Miss Teatime said, “as to how you think I may help in this commendable mission.”

“Tonight I ring my brother in Miami Beach. He will know whatever has been found out back home. Most of all, we want the name of the contract. As soon as we get this name, you can help. The cops we do not want. You are respected. The contract is a wheel, so respected, right? You go to the guy and tell him get lost a few days in Sherwood Forest or Loch Lomond or some place while I do a fumigation job for him. OK?”

With which burst of loquacity, Mr Tudor took a final squint out of the window, put on raincoat and hat, picked up his case and his stick, and made for the stairs. He would be available, he told Miss Teatime, “at the village inn”, by which, it transpired, he meant Mr Maddox’s imposed establishment on East Street, the Roebuck Hotel.

Chapter Thirteen

The Mackintosh-Brooke team could not be accused of tardiness in the mornings. When Edmund Amis entered the Floradora a few minutes before nine o’clock, Bernard’s head appeared round the door of the Wassail Hall. “Morning, Ed.” A quick, alert smile. Then the head was withdrawn. Amis almost fancied that he could hear something being jotted down on a note clip.

He looked on the floor. No mail.

“Morning.”

Peter had come into the entrance hall, spruce as a television salesman.

“I have the post, if you’d like to see it,” Peter said. “I simply wanted to make a sample assessment of your communication situation.”

Amis followed him to Hatch’s personal office, which had been put at the team’s disposal for the week. Julian was seated at the desk, getting what he called “the gut feel” of some ledgers.

Julian looked up, greeted him briskly, and indicated with a nod the sheaf of letters at the other end of the desk.

The secretary drew up a chair and did his best not to look annoyed.

On top of the pile was a letter that had not been opened. It was addressed in crude, hand-printed capital letters to Hatch in person. The envelope was of poor quality. “Flaxborough” had been spelled out twice; the original, cancelled, version looked more like “Flaxburow”. The letter bore three stamps to make up the United States air mail rate; two were large representations in yellow and violet half-tone of the President. The postmark was New York, the date four days before.

“I assumed,” remarked Peter, who was about to leave again, “that that was something private. But the telegram I did open: it is in my recollection that Mr Hatch was unspecific in relation to the confidentiality of telegrams.”

Amis read and sorted the letters first. The telegram was at the bottom. Amis read it slowly. He was conscious that Bernard was watching him as he did so. He and the others had probably discussed it. And no wonder, Amis reflected.

PHILADELPHIA DEAL CLOSED DOLLARS THREE EIGHT ZERO ZERO STOP NAKEDNUNS WITH COVER DISPATCHED TODAY STOP NOTE INCREASE REASON EXTRA COMMISSION STOP DALLAS REPORT FALSE NO NUNS BELIEVE SUPPLY ENDED CERTAIN STOP PAICE

“Code?” The quiet, laconic question came from Bernard.

Amis shrugged. “Some sort of joke, more likely.”

“Joke?” Bernard sounded to be naming an incredibly rare metal.

“We do have our wags in these parts,” said Amis, drily. “But it was sent from America. From Newark, New Jersey, point of fact.”

Amis checked. “So it was. Well, that simply makes it more elaborate, that’s all. I can’t imagine that any of old Hatch’s enterprises require a code.” He gave Bernard a look of mockery that was nearly, but not quite, good-natured. “Hasn’t your team learned yet that they like playing games in this town?”

“We have certainly encountered some pretty counter-productive attitudes.”

Amis smiled. He put the cablegram aside and collected together a number of invoices from that morning’s post. He unlocked a drawer of the desk and took out a cheque book.

Both men busied themselves with their separate tasks. Conversation lapsed.

Hatch examined and brooded over the letter from New York for fully ten minutes. At one point, he seemed about to screw it into a ball and throw it in the waste basket. But instead he read it once again and looked carefully at the envelope.

“Eddie.”

Amis appeared at the half open door.

Hatch motioned him to the desk.

“What do you make of this?”

Amis turned the letter about in his hand before reading. It was a sheet of common wrapping paper, roughly torn into a square. The message was made up of pencilled capitals, irregular in size and shape, childishly formed.

“From some kid, is it?” Amis asked. He held the paper fastidiously, as if suspecting stickiness.

Hatch shook his head. “Read it.”

Amis did so, aloud but very softly, halting and frowning at the least legible words and repeating a phrase here and there in an effort to make the message sound coherent.

He looked up. “Do you know what it means?”

“No idea.” Hatch thoughtfully scratched the back of his neck, then looked at his finger nails and said: “But I don’t like it.”

Amis again examined the letter.

“Payments?” he queried. “Behind in what payments?”

“How the hell do I know?” Hatch kept his voice low, but on the pale, paper-like cheek annoyance had suddenly printed a small patch of red.

“Do you know anyone in New York who could have some sort of grudge against you?”

“Of course I don’t.”

“But somebody there knows your name, obviously.”

Hatch made mumbled reference to mailing lists, but his expression suggested thoughts that already had hastened ahead. He jabbed the air with his finger. “Listen, does that bastard Crispin ever get over to the States?”

“Oh, come now...”

“Well, does he? I’m asking you.”

Amis shrugged. “I very much doubt it. Anyway, would he threaten to murder you just because of some trivial neighbourhood jealousy?”

“Not so trivial as you might think,” Hatch murmured. He started. “Murder me? What do you mean, murder?” He grabbed back the letter.

Amis pointed to a line.

“ ‘Hit’,” Hatch read out. “ ‘You are going to get hit’. Somebody’s threatening to beat me up. Nothing there about murder.”

There was a pause.

“Well, is there?” Hatch persisted.

Amis gave a nervous little laugh. “Perhaps I’ve been reading too many gangster stories. You could be right. I hope so. But ‘hit’ does happen to be an American euphemism for kill. I thought you’d know that.”

Hatch scowled. “There are so many damn silly expressions nowadays.” He stared at the letter. “Oh, to hell with it. Some bloody lunatic...”

The paper was gathered suddenly into Hatch’s bony fist. Amis gripped his arm.

“No. I think you ought to take it seriously. Just in case.”

Hatch looked at him, then slowly relaxed his fingers. The balled letter dropped to the desk, rolled a few inches, and began jerkily to expand as if taking quick little breaths of relief.

After a while, Hatch smoothed out the letter and read through it once more.

Amis watched him.

“I’d take it to the police, if I were you,” he said quietly.

“You think so?” Hatch did not raise his eyes.

“I do.”

Inspector Purbright did not tell Arnie Hatch in so many words that he was glad that afternoon to see him and his letter in combination. One does not, after all, congratulate the recipient of a threat to murder. But he did feel a sense of relief that at least the prospective victim had now been identified. At the same time, he was not a little pleased, privately, to reflect that Hatch had been one of his own three favourite candidates.

“Has anyone ever threatened you before, Mr Hatch?”

“Never.”

“You have never been—how shall I say—subjected to pressure? In hopes of getting money out of you, I mean.”

“Only by people I owe it to.”

Purbright acknowledged with a smile the businessman’s joke. Hatch looked at him impassively. “I suppose you mean blackmail, do you?”

“It’s a generally understood term, Mr Hatch.”

“Aye, well, if this letter’s blackmail, it’s a funny way of going about it. According to my private secretary, it just says I’m going to get done in. No ifs. No how much. The chop.”

Purbright mentally noted the privacy of the secretary. He tried out my private sergeant. No good. Not Sidney Love. He said to Hatch:

“The letter refers to your being behind in certain payments, sir. It is, in fact, a dunning letter. Now, I don’t suggest for a moment that physical assault—much less murder, as implied here—is a tolerable form of debt collecting, but if you do owe money to someone you must tell me.”

Hatch waved the suggestion away impatiently. “No, no, no. Nothing outside the ordinary business commitments. Bills come in, they get paid, and that’s that.”

“This,” said Purbright, “is certainly not an invoice in the accepted sense. It would seem to refer to dealings outside your normal commercial field.”

“Never mind what it refers to, inspector. It’s a threat, and a damned nasty threat. All I want to know is what you’re going to do about it.”

“Everything we can, sir, obviously. But you can help us in the first place by answering some questions. For example, I should like to know to what extent you are acquainted with America.”

“I make the trip occasionally. Not often. It’s necessary for anybody who wants to keep up with trends in club management.”

“Las Vegas—places like that?”

“That’s right.”

Purbright flicked through his meagre geographical knowledge for a suitably inept suggestion. He turned up the blameless domicile of his wife’s cousin, a lecturer at Princeton.

“Metuchen?” he prompted with a man-of-the-world smirk.

Hatch’s “I’ll say” was a low-keyed ça va sans dire that immediately populated that unexceptionable borough with a colourful horde of gamblers, saloon keepers and pimps. It convinced the inspector that Hatch’s connections with the transatlantic vice industry, if he had any, would be at second or third remove.

“If you have never put yourself under an obligation,” Purbright said, “during one of your visits to America, it is difficult to see why you should now receive a letter of this kind.”

“Aye, it is difficult,” said Hatch, in obtuse agreement. He was beginning to suspect in Purbright a certain deficiency of respect. He leaned forward and added sharply: “But I have received it, haven’t I?”

Purbright got up and walked to the window and back. He stretched and then sat again, not in his chair but on the corner of his big, dilapidated desk. He gazed thoughtfully at Hatch.

“Very well,” he said, “we’ll disregard the part about arrears of payment. You say there have been no loans, no favours, no promises. Perhaps the idea was a blind of some kind, an attempt to obscure the writer’s motives.”

Hatch gravely conceded that possibility. Purbright continued:

“So we must try and think of somebody who might want to harm you for reasons other than financial ones. Revenge, perhaps. Jealousy. There aren’t all that many, sir, once money is excluded.”

Hatch pretended to consider while he looked round Purbright’s office. It was quite a big room but apart from the desk it was furnished with only a couple of chairs, two filing cabinets and a cheap-looking table against the wall opposite the window. The carpet was much worn, of an indeterminate colour and pattern, and so economical in area that the comfort of standing on it could be enjoyed by only one person at a time. The walls were painted in a cream gloss and were bare except for a large, age-yellowed poster setting out the regulations and tolls applicable to Flaxborough market in 1947.

Hatch completed his survey of the office with a speculative stare at its central occupant. A long-legged, easy-going fellow who probably had never scraped more than fifty quid into one pile in his life. Likeable enough, perhaps, but no drive. With that funny flax-coloured hair, he looked like some big Viking who’d missed the boat home and gone soft.

“Any ideas?” prompted the Viking.

Hatch massaged a bony thumb and pouted in shrewd thought. “We’ve all given offence to somebody or other at some time in our lives. I can’t think of any particular person, though.”

“An American, perhaps?”

“No. Not an American. I don’t know any bloody Americans.”

“You sound cross, Mr Hatch. I’m sorry, but you really must try and be patient for your own sake.”

A sigh, a gesture at once perplexed yet conciliatory. “I didn’t want to make a fuss in the first place. We’re just wasting our time with this.”

“I hope we are, sir. And we must try and minimise the waste by being absolutely frank.”

Hatch worked this out. Then he said:

“You’re taking this seriously—this stupid letter? All right, I can see you are. Then can we start the frankness by you telling me what you know and I don’t?”

After brief consideration, Purbright nodded.

“Very well, sir. We’ve already had a warning from the New York police that someone over there might be planning to come to England—to Flaxborough specifically—in order to attack a person living here.”

“Me, you mean?”

“No details were given. The only name mentioned was that of the town itself. I’m relieved in one sense that you’ve been threatened directly. At least we know whom to protect.”

“Are you confident you can protect me? That’s the point, isn’t it?”

“Very much so. We’ll do everything we can, naturally, in a general sense. But the job would be a hundred times simpler if we knew who would want to attack you. Surely, Mr Hatch, this must be a case of personal vindictiveness, personal vengeance. I am not going to ask you again if money is involved. You say not. So the man we must watch for is either someone who considers himself mortally offended by something you have done or failed to do—someone of your acquaintance, in fact—or else a wandering maniac who happens to have picked your name out of his loonie hat. Once again I must ask you to try and recall any incident, however unsavoury or personally embarrassing, and irrespective of what you might consider calls on your loyalty, which could account for this threat.”

“How do you mean, calls on my loyalty?” asked Hatch at once. He had been listening sullenly but, Purbright supposed, with clear enough understanding. His challenge of this one phrase suggested apprehensiveness rather than doubt of its meaning.

“Loyalty, for example, to a married woman whom one happens to have seduced.”

Hatch slowly leaned back in his chair. His mouth, tightening, grew pale, bloodless.

“Or an unmarried one, for that matter, sir,” persisted Purbright, with matter-of-fact cheeriness.

There was silence for several seconds. Then Hatch’s voice, very quiet but harsh, a scratchy nib of a voice.

“You’d better be able to offer proof of that suggestion, inspector. I’m warning you.”

“Oh, come now, sir. One warning at a time. You must not take personally these little guide lines I am trying to give you. Wronged husbands can be very dangerous—more dangerous, probably, than thwarted creditors, even. With respect, I think I would rather sacrifice—and in confidence, at that—some small part of the blamelessness of my reputation, than put at risk a large part of my expectation of life.”

The inspector met levelly the cold glare of Hatch’s half-closed eyes.

“Do you go to church, inspector?”

“Not habitually, sir. No.”

“I thought not.”

Hatch stood. His face was grave. With meticulous dignity, he put on the black banker’s hat. In that moment, Purbright thought, he looked like the late Mr Justice Avory, about to curl his lizard’s tongue around his favourite food, a nice death sentence.

But all Hatch said, before he turned curtly and left the office, was: “Good afternoon.”

On the next occasion of Purbright’s seeing him, he was to say even less.

Chapter Fourteen

The Medieval Banquet was due to begin at half-past eight. The Mackintosh-Brooke team had decided that it should be their targeted dig for that day; banquet-viability was clearly an important ingredient of the profit mix of Floradora Enterprises.

Peter had zeroed in on the catering situation. Julian tackled costings. Bernard prepared to compile a time and motion profile.

In the club kitchen, Peter inspected the arrangements which were already well in hand. The main feature of the meal had been thawing out since the previous day. It was a great tray of deep-frozen battery chickens. These were “ye Capons”. They would be sprayed with a brown crisp-from-the-oven aerosol stain and given fifteen minutes’ cooking in a pressurised steam tank before being placed on individual platters of simulated pewter, stuck with a dagger apiece, and borne on rough-hewn timber trolleys into the Wassail Hall.

A busy, beady-eyed little man in a white coat was supervising the cutting of thirty or forty loaves into three-inch hunks. Peter addressed him.

“One whole chicken each. Is that right? A whole chicken?”

“Oh, aye. They get a good go at the grub. Well, that’s what they pay for, isn’t it?” The man cuffed the ear of a youth who, staring at the stranger, had dropped some bread. The boy scampered after the rolling loaf and stopped it with a deftly extended boot.

“Anyway,” the man added, “it wouldn’t be medieval if it wasn’t whole, would it?”

“I wish,” said Peter, “to have a clear picture of the consumption-participation ratio. What items are being pipelined at this moment in time in addition to the chickens?”

“What else are they going to get, d’you mean? Well, there’s the bread, isn’t there? They used to get veg when we started the thing, but the buggers got to chucking them about. Can you imagine what it was like going round afterwards and scraping cold cauliflower off of the bloody wainscotting? So it’s just bread now and like it. Until the Nellies go round with the oranges, of course.”

“Nellies?”

“They’re the hostesses, got up in their Nell Gwyn sets. It’s them who serve the sack before they do the orange round.”

“I’m sorry to ask so much explanation-wise, but sack...?”

His guide plucked Peter’s sleeve and led him to a big, white-enamelled cylindrical vessel, set in a corner of the kitchen. The cylinder had two taps. Next to it were shelves, stacked with metal tankards.

“Twenty gallons of Spanish plonk in there. Kept at eighty degrees till we want it. Thermostat, see?” He pointed. “Run off a pint apiece, bung in a few of them raisins, and bob’s your uncle. Mulled sack. Smashing.” He reached down a tankard. “Here—have a dollop, and see if it doesn’t give you a touch of the old hey nonnies.”

Peter took refuge behind his note clip. “Later perhaps,” he said. “We have to prioritise right now.”

“Suit yourself, squire,” said the man. He replaced the tankard and wiped, with every appearance of cheerful indifference to rebuff, his nose upon the sleeve of his Wassail Master’s coat.

At Fen Street police headquarters, Inspector Purbright was reading through some hastily compiled reports upon recent arrivals from abroad at the town’s hotels. The four plain clothes men entrusted with the task had been instructed to arouse neither resentment nor suspicion, but simply to note names and places of origin, to learn the object of the visit where this could be done tactfully, and to gain from off-hand gossip with proprietors and staff what impression they could of the character and bearing of their guests.

Not a very scientific method, Purbright admitted to himself, but the best that could be devised at short notice and having regard for the tourists’ right to freedom from harrassment.

After noting that seven of the twelve names in the collection were of members of a single delegation from Turkey, all agricultural students, Purbright turned with relief to the more manageable remainder.

The most sinister by repute of this quartet the inspector felt able to eliminate at once. The chamber maid informant of Detective Constable Boggan said that the gentleman, a bearded Australian who wore a clerical collar, had asked her very earnestly if she would help him with his photography. Assassins, Purbright reasoned confidently, were by nature men of severely limited and arid hobbies.

All the other three recently registered travellers were American.

Two, a middle-aged man and wife from Tucson, were hopeful, according to confidences they had very freely and pleasantly dispensed, of establishing Flaxborough as the birthplace of one of their eighteenth-century forebears. Great encouragement in this enterprise had been given, apparently, by a present-day Flaxborough resident, Miss Lucilla E.G. Teatime, director of an organisation named Famtrees.

The Tucson pair seemed, on the face of it, innocent enough. Police Constable Braine had kept an eye on them during the past couple of days and had detected no deviation from the established tourists’ round of harbour, church, guildhall, parish registry, municipal museum, Ann Boleyn Tea Room and Ye Olde Yew Tree Inn (the staircase banisters in which were supposed to have been fashioned from the quarter-staff of Little John), other than a couple of calls at Miss Teatime’s office at 31 St Anne’s Gate.

Consulted on the point, Sergeant Love said that torpedoes, or button men, were not trained in elaborate techniques of deception. His understanding was that a pulled-down hat brim or a mid-day edition of a sporting newspaper was as much cover as most of them would deem sufficient.

“And they don’t bring their wives along, I imagine,” said Purbright, harking back to the earlier expressed theory of his own.

Love agreed, although he felt that it would be rash to rule out the possibility that the lady from Tucson was what he called “another hood in drag”.

“And so,” said the inspector, “we are left with this Mr Tudor, of New York.” He quickly re-read Constable Burke’s notes and added: “Who also appears to be on a hunt for ancestors.”

“Oh?”

“Burke says he followed him round the town yesterday and saw him call at a house in Church Close. Number five. Our Lucilla’s, in fact.”

“The house—not her office?”

“The house, yes. So perhaps he’s a friend, not a client. I must ask her. In the meantime”—Purbright passed Burke’s report to the sergeant—“I’d like you to get the name and description wired to Immigration for checking with the people in America, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“Where is he staying?”

“At the Roebuck.”

Love made a mock-posh grimace. He glanced through the report on Tudor while walking to the door.

“Oh, and Sid...”

The sergeant turned.

“If anyone wants me during the next hour or so, put a call through to me at that club of Hatch’s, will you? I’m going to have a look round.”

Love acknowledged this announcement with another piece of face-pulling from his repertoire: a contortion supposedly expressive of horrid knowingness.

Five minutes after the sergeant’s departure, Purbright descended the rickety iron staircase which still, though nearly a century old, was the only connection between the upper offices and the now more-or-less modernised ground floor of the police building. He went out through a side door into the transport yard.

Two cars stood in their bays. For a moment he deliberated which would be less unreliable. Then he changed his mind altogether, walked out into Fen Street and took the opposite direction to that which would have led him past Jubilee Park to the Floradora.

He crossed East Street, turned right, then left into St Anne’s Gate.

The doorway of number 31 was graced with flanking columns and a fine Georgian fanlight, features that had survived oddly but with dignity the construction of a flashy shop window on either side.

The door stood open. Purbright climbed steep, uneven stairs to the first floor.

Three doors faced the broad landing. Their painted panels gleamed in the sunshine that shafted down from a tall, many-paned window set high in the stair well. The middle door was marked Private. On the door to its left was a small metal plate inscribed: Flaxborough and Eastern Counties Charities Alliance, Registered Office. The door on the right bore a polished oak panel, about a foot square, with wording painted in black Gothic script. Purbright went up to it.

FAMTREES—Genealogical Consultants.

He knocked and after some delay was bidden enter.

“My dear inspector!”

The pleasure his appearance had occasioned in the lady hurrying across the big, almost bare room with hand out-stretched in greeting was patent. He allowed himself to be ushered to a chair beside the large table where Miss Teatime appeared to have been working on a chart of some kind.

“A new departure for you, surely,” said Purbright, looking round the room with what Miss Teatime recognised to be courteous interest, as distinct from officious riosiness.

“One must diversify, as they say nowadays.” She cleared a space among the sheets of paper on the table. “Would you care for a cup of tea?”

“I should, indeed. Thank you.”

Miss Teatime went out through a door labelled ARCHIVES. Purbright supposed it to lead to the room sandwiched between Famtrees and the Charities Alliance. He recalled an occasion a couple of years before when he had sat in the Alliance office and noticed a corresponding door. That door had been marked BOARD ROOM. He listened. There emerged sounds of china being assembled on a tray and the filling of a kettle. A versatile compartment, Purbright reflected.

“Have you,” Miss Teatime asked him when they both had taken a first sip of tea and relaxed, “come here on a professional matter?”

“I have,” replied the inspector.

“Your profession or mine?”

“Put it this way. I have come to consult you.”

“You will not regret it,” declared Miss Teatime. She beamed at him, then began sorting among the papers on the table until she uncovered a pack of cheroots. “Purbright is a splendid old name. We might get you back to the Hospitallers of Saint John, with moderate good fortune. Or have you”—she peered past the flame with which she was lighting a cheroot—“a preference for less piratical antecedents?”

“I should like a drop of whisky in this tea,” Purbright said.

Her laugh was immediate, buttercup-bright. From behind a battered copy of Burke’s Peerage on a shelf beside her she drew a half-bottle of Highland Fling.

The inspector held out his cup.

“Flourishing, is it—your consultancy?” he inquired.

“It does seem that I have brought to light a long-felt want,” Miss Teatime said earnestly. “To be able to give people a sense of belonging is a reward in itself, of course, but I do have to make a nominal charge, alas. As you may imagine, Rouge Dragon would be down on me like a ton of bricks were I to follow natural instinct and waive the fee.”

“Yes, I suppose he would.”

“But in fact people are very happy to pay for what I term the comforting shade of a nice family tree. Mrs Hockley, for instance—ah, and this is in strict confidence, naturally, inspector—Mrs Hockley, from Cadwell Avenue, whose husband was an alderman and a dipsomaniac, I can now only describe as a transfigured woman.”

“Indeed?”

“Oh, yes. I was able to establish a strong trace of Marlborough there. If we all enjoyed our rights, Mrs Hockley would have her feet up at Blenheim at this very moment.”

Purbright said it was a small world.

“She entertains no bitterness, fortunately. A less philosophical lady would be importuning the Churchill Trustees. One has to be so wary in the lineage business. A lady from Snowden Avenue, I remember, whose connection with the House of Hanover seemed a distinct possibility, took it upon herself to write some very disrespectful letters to our dear Queen. I had to veer her line a bit towards the Stuarts in order to persuade her to desist.”

“My errand this afternoon,” observed Purbright, “is to do with the house of Tudor, Miss Teatime. And in no genealogical sense, I’m afraid.”

Her bright, shrewd eyes were still. After a pause, she murmured: “A lamentably disreputable dynasty. Libertines, head-choppers and bigots, one and all. I never advise a client to seek relationship with them.”

“The client I am talking about did not call here, but at your house in the Close. He is an American gentleman and his name is Joseph Tudor. I do not think that he has come all this way to claim kinship with Henry the Eighth.”

Miss Teatime regarded Purbright with a hint of sad reproof. “You have had this man followed, have you not?”

“To anyone but you”—Purbright sniffed the aroma of his laced tea appreciatively—“I would say that he has been kept under surveillance as a matter of routine. But I hope you give me credit for regarding surveillance and routine as mutually exclusive terms.”

“Would that more policemen were of like mind.”

Purbright made the smallest of bows.

“The fact is that we are a little nervous of Americans in Flaxborough at the moment. Ungenerous of us, perhaps, but there has been talk of murder.”

“By someone from the United States?”

“The warning came from New York, certainly. It’s only sensible to heed it.”

“Naturally,” agreed Miss Teatime. She was looking thoughtful.

“This Mr Tudor,” she said after a pause, “is not, as I think you surmised, a client. He is a friend of a friend. More accurately, an acquaintance of an acquaintance.”

Purbright waited a few seconds. “Do you know anything about him?”

“Not a great deal.” She set straight a couple of the papers before her, then looked blandly out of the window.

“Why did he come to Flaxborough?”

“Family business, it seems, inspector. He was not specific on that point and of course I did not press him.”

“Then what was his object in calling upon you, Miss Teatime?”

“In part to pay the respects of a mutual acquaintance, as I have intimated already. Also, to inquire the whereabouts in this locality of a catholic church. It appears that Mr Tudor is of the Popish persuasion.”

Something stirred in Purbright’s memory. “Did he by any chance,” he asked, “seem interested in nunneries?”

Miss Teatime frowned. “I cannot say I received that impression. However, Mr Tudor obviously is a devout man. It well may be that he likes to sample the native cloisters when he travels abroad.”

The inspector tried to decide whether Miss Teatime’s skittishness was intended as compliment or camouflage. Then another explanation occurred to him. If she did have serious misgivings concerning Tudor, she would not be so unsubtle as to express them directly. But she knew how to employ flippancy—a kind of verbal wink—to give warning of something she was too astute to acknowledge.

“This friend of yours who introduced him—I suppose you feel you can depend on his judgment?”

“He is a merchant banker,” announced Miss Teatime.

Purbright caught a certain nuance of embarrassed apology, or thought he did. “Never mind,” he said.

“Mr Tudor has substantial financial interests in his own country,” added Miss Teatime, in a happier tone. “I understand he is extremely influential. His compatriots have even made him a member of the Committee for the Re-election of the President.”

The inspector made a soundless whistle of awe. “Have you plans to see him again?” he asked.

“Only very briefly,” said Miss Teatime. “He promised to call at five o’clock to collect a dinner ticket he commissioned me to obtain.”

“Dinner ticket?”

“A banquet ticket, to be precise.”

“The Floradora?”

“The same. Mr Tudor feels that he cannot let pass the opportunity of gnawing a bone or two across the centuries. He is a perfervid traditionalist.”

Purbright considered. “These tickets...”

“Are difficult to come by,” asserted Miss Teatime quickly. “I often wonder at the eagerness of people to part with their money in return for a blend of nostalgia and dyspepsia.”

“A distressing thought. But I was wondering if you might repeat for me the favour you did Mr Tudor.”

Her face twinkled with pleasure. “My dear Mr Purbright, if I could not oblige a friend in so small a matter, what would be the use of my having been appointed an official agent?” She opened a drawer. “How many tickets would you like?”

“One,” said Purbright. He took out his wallet. “And I should appreciate a receipt, if you would be so kind. The lucky gourmet I have in mind is a policeman and he will be there on duty.”

Chapter Fifteen

Behind a door inscribed “Tiring Roome of ye Serving Wenches”, time-and-motion-studying Bernard watched the female employees of Mr Arnold Hatch good-humouredly zipping one another into the seventeenth century. The Flowers obviously enjoyed banquet nights. As soon as they had been successfully compressed into their Nell Gwyn costumes, they would be inspected by Mr Hubbard, the Wassail Master, and each issued with the regulation tumbler of gin that was calculated to render her merrie and amenable to such medieval liberties as the guests might reasonably be expected to take during the festivities.

Somebody recalled with a giggle that one former Flower, dismissed after only a week for adopting an uncooperative attitude, had compared this favour with the rum ration that preceded going over the top in the First World War. There was a chorus of derision from the others. They assured Bernard that the girl quoted had been freaky and “a real wet”.

In Hatch’s office, Julian sat amidst account books, bank statements, receipts, counterfoils, invoices, tax forms and Customs requisitions; contented as a sheep in a clover crop. A plate of sandwiches lay untasted on the desk beside him. He had been working steadily for nearly eleven hours. Upon his smooth, tanned, quite handsome face, was the faintest of smiles. He believed he had verified out a meaningful and ongoing misapplication of accountancy techniques.

Julian was much too preoccupied with his task to notice the small sounds made by somebody entering in a tactful and considerate manner the next room along the corridor.

This was a sitting room of sorts, that had been included in the original plan of the club on Mrs Hatch’s suggestion so that when her husband should suffer his heart attack (Mrs Hatch awaited this lamentable event with fatalistic acceptance, for she was convinced that coronaries were contiguous to prosperity and she did not want to be poor again) medical aid might be rendered in more elegant surroundings than an office. Mr Hatch, however, had not guessed this consideration and had allowed the room to become a repository for discarded, if expensive, odds and ends: fishing rods, a tape recorder, the first three volumes of the Cyclopaedia of the Occult (an Astounding Opportunity), an eight-hundred guinea Olson and Morgan hammerless twelve-bore, a (Genuine Swiss) fondu bowl, and an undersea harpoon gun that had been part of the preparations for a Caribbean cruise, subsequently abandoned.

Peter left the kitchen at eight o’clock and took up a position in the Wassail Hall from which he could identify further opportunities for larding into the catering system an optimal element of motivation.

The sounds of minstrelsy were already being produced in the gallery by Roy Hubbard and his Rockadours in a warming up session. Roy, a Flaxborough electrical contractor and the younger brother of the Wassail Master, had developed a species of electronic lute. It made a noise, when suitably amplified, like the snapping of two-inch steel cables in Alpine valleys.

“Whe-e-ere are the Yo-ho-men, the Yo-ho-men of Vingland?” inquired Roy at full belt. He looked as if the question had been worrying him for a very long time.

“Wah wah wa-wa-wah,” the Rockadours replied, non-committally. There were three of them. They wore gold lamé riding breeches, heralds’ coats in pink and purple checks, and perky Robin Hood hats. All were chewing.

The first diners to arrive were a party of twenty members of Hambourne Women’s Institute, brought on a chartered bus. The evening was to be a special treat, for which they had rehearsed by holding a competition for a piece of tapestry representing “What I Like Best About the Middle Ages”. The winner had worked in wool a fair copy of as much of The Rape of the Sabine Women as she could get done in time. The judging committee had not been entirely happy about the latitude of interpretation, but failure to reward Mrs Goshawk’s wool-matching sense and uniformity of stitch, to say nothing of the fact that she was the wife of the only doctor in the village, would have been unthinkable. So here she was, at the head of her party’s table, listening happily to such scraps of high- spirited conversation as were not swept down-board by Roy Hubbard’s band.

Another early arrival was Detective Constable Burke. A police car brought him out from town and set him down at a point on Hunting’s Lane some two hundred yards from the club. After completing the journey on foot, he slipped into the shelter of shrubs that bordered the Floradora drive and formed a hide from which the entrance could be kept under observation. His instructions were to await the appearance of the man from the Roebuck Hotel whom he had been following the previous day. If the man had not arrived by half past eight, Burke was to take a seat at the festive board and continue to keep watch in case Tudor turned up late.

But Tudor was not late. At twelve minutes past eight, a taxi drew slowly past Burke’s bush. It was one of a number of cars that had turned into the driveway in close succession and were being delayed by some confusion in the parking area ahead.

Burke recognised the American at once. What he did not recognise was the fact that when Tudor leaned back, idly luxuriating in a yawn, he was actually taking in as much information through the gun turret slits of his seemingly closed eyes as if he had been staring as boldly—and incautiously—as Constable Burke.

The taxi stopped, started, stopped again. Burke remained in cover, watching through its rear window the outline of Tudor’s hat against the floodlit face of the club, flaring in the dusk like an electric bouquet.

When the taxi reached the bay in front of the entrance doors, it was approached by what appeared at Burke’s distance to be a huge turtle, waddling upright upon its back flippers. Burke hastened nearer but kept in the lee of a car. He saw that the figure was in fact a doorman in a Henry VIII costume, puffed to almost spherical proportions.

The doorman pulled open the taxi door and recited with neither enthusiasm nor punctuation:

“My lord and lady pray welcome to ye feast God save King Harry.”

For a moment, Tudor gazed admiringly at the spectacle of Gardener Todd, transfigured by doublet and stuffing. “You the retainer or something?” he inquired gruffly.

“Yer wot?” glowered Todd. He was sensible of the vulnerability imposed by the obligation to “ponce around in this get-up”, as he put it.

Tudor leaned close, a pound note between two fingers. “Get this door shut quick and waste the next guy’s time a bit, OK?” He swung across to speak to the driver. As the door slammed, the taxi moved forward. It accelerated noisily towards a bend in the driveway and disappeared from view.

Constable Burke stood in a coma of puzzlement for a moment, then strode to the car that had just reached the head of the queue and was receiving the attention of a doorman suddenly and unaccountably enfeebled and hard of hearing.

Burke sternly informed the driver that he was a police officer requiring his immediate cooperation. The driver—a Mr Padstowe, who had brought his wife and sister-in-law all the way from Derby to be banqueted—was too bewildered to do anything but let his passengers be bundled out and himself enjoined to “follow that taxi that was here a minute ago.”

“I’m not a fast driver, you know,” complained Mr Padstowe, defensively, when they drew up at the junction with the main road.

“It’s not a fast taxi,” said Burke. He peered in both directions along Hunting’s Lane. “We’ll try the way back towards town first.”

Mr Tudor, who was rather better at standing behind shrubs than was Constable Burke, watched Mr Padstowe’s car disappear into the twilight. He then strolled slowly back to the Floradora, savouring the novel but pleasant mixture of the scents of mould and evening flowers and wood smoke that reminded him he was a very long way from Manhattan.

Two more coaches drew up. One disgorged some thirty members of the Chalmsbury Darby and Joan Club. From the other descended a miscellany of ticket holders from the Cambridge area. They stood in separate and irresolute groups until there appeared Gardener Joxy, disguised as an executioner. He waved his plastic axe in the direction of the club entrance and mutteringly adjured them to “getfuknshiftedinfurfukngodsake”.

This message, though not receiving their literal understanding, was taken in good part, and Joxy’s droll attire earned many a laugh and nudge from the new arrivals.

“Are you Henry the Eighth’s lady-killer, then?” inquired one jocular old soul. Her companions squealed with delight.

“Gitfuknstuffed,” the headsman responded tightly through his mask.

The ladies grinned happily and moved on.

Mr Tudor mingled with them. For a man of solemn nature, he looked moderately pleased with life, but one felt that no degree of contentment would ever quite overcome his right hand’s curious propensity for loitering in the neighbourhood of his left armpit, nor lull the practised watchfulness of his eye.

The proprietor of the Floradora, no lover of nostalgic junketting, was circulating from group to group in the more constrained atmosphere of the gaming-room. He was accompanied by his secretary. Mrs Hatch very seldom visited the club, unless her advice were sought on a change of decor; she insisted on calling it her husband’s “place of business” and gave the impression that she believed his presence there afforded him no more pleasure than if it had been an insurance office or a bank.

The two men stood at a slight distance from the roulette table. Hatch appeared contented, complaisant almost. Amis glanced about him restlessly. He looked apprehensive.

“To hell with Purbright,” said Hatch, quietly. “What does he expect me to do—lock myself in the bloody lavatory?”

“He must have had some reason for asking you to stay at home this evening.”

“Reason, my arse. The more I think about this nonsense the more I’m sure that that bugger Crispin’s behind it. And I’m not biting.”

Hatch nodded at a group of town councillors and their wives who were sitting close behind the wheel operator, primly self-conscious. The comparative novelty of gambling in Flaxborough was an attraction, certainly, but by no means a compulsion. Councillor Hillberry, for instance, looked about as dissipated as a grocer weighing bacon, while Mrs Nixon, wife of the vice-chairman, clutched her chips like dominoes and kept asking: “Do I put one down now?” in a happy little bleat to which she neither received nor seemed to expect response.

The only really professional touch about the proceedings was the smirk of satanic superiority on the face of the operator. He was a young man employed during the day by the local gas board as a meter reader.

Only two Flowers were in the gaming-room, all the other hostesses having been mobilised for Nelly duty. These two were dealing to card games, but it was too early to attract full tables.

As Hatch and Amis loitered for a moment to smile upon dealer Marigold and her few communicants and wish them good evening, there entered through the doorway at the far side of the room a man whose calculated unobtrusiveness of manner set him apart at once from the other customers, all hugely aware of their exposure to iniquity.

It was Mr Tudor. In less than ten seconds, and with no betrayal of the slightest interest, his darkly hooded eye had registered every face in the room. Then he turned, and was gone.

By half past eight, practically every bench in the Wassail Hall was filled. Nellies had begun to push their serving wagons along the gangways. They picked up the tankards of mulled sack and reached across the guests from behind, simultaneously contriving, as a part of the entertainment which would long linger in the memory of those favoured, to poultice the right ear of every gentleman with a generous helping of bare bosom.

Peter observed this tactic. He made a jotting.

Permissiveness pivotal to hostess situation but check deniability.

Upon a raised dais in the centre of one side of the hall sat some thirty guests who had paid extra to share what the brochures called “The Baronial Board”.

Their privileges included the wearing of articles of medieval dress from the club wardrobe; a double quaffing quota that included a “draught of My Lord’s Canary” permission to belch and to match wits with the Jester; and the exclusive personal service at their table of Maid Marion. Behind this picturesque pseudonym bloomed buxom Mrs Roy Hubbard, dubbed by her husband’s sole literate acquaintance “the Last Lay of the Minstrel”.

Maid Marion sidled along the table, handing out daggers. She had already been round with wine. Some of the women looked apprehensively at the daggers; others looked even more apprehensively at Maid Marion, whose décolleté was almost navel-deep.

“Ho, there, wench!” called out a wholesale seedsman, wearing a surcoat over his lounge suit and determined to enter into the spirit of things. His companions made a few short, experimental noises of jocularity, then waited for further encouragement.

Maid Marion speared a capon from the trolley and slapped it on the seed merchant’s platter. “Pick ye bones out of that one, sirrah!” she cried.

Applause all round.

A senior clerk from the council highways department, gowned and capped in Chaucerian style, proposed that they “fall to right heartily, gentles all!” His furiously blushing wife dragged at his sleeve and muttered “Bert!” but it was clear that the infection had gained hold and would not now easily yield.

“To the dungeons with yonder varlet!” cried a quantity surveyor from North Gosby, whose intake of sack was beginning to react curiously with the five Martinis he had downed in the bar a little earlier in the evening. He pointed at a man in Richard III costume whose wife was patiently trying to pin his hump straight.

Several of the women were laughing uncontrollably. They had discovered that the capons were undercooked and, in consequence, virtually dagger-proof. One bird had skidded away from a slightly off-centre attack and its owner was now three tables distant, searching on hands and knees.

Richard III tried hard to think of a medieval insult to shout back to the quantity surveyor, but the general level of noise in the hall had been rising gradually until only the most raucous contributions now had any separate significance.

The band having launched into “Greensleeves Rock”, Roy turned the amplifier up a notch. Richard III shrugged his hump and took a swig of sack. A bowl of bread hunks was slammed on the table. Here and there, a guest laid hold of his capon and made show of medieval voraciousness. Emboldened by example, others attacked their food. The stronger one achieved actual dismemberment. Chicken legs were waved in triumph.

There was no doubt about it: the banquet was going well. Peter nodded in time with the pulsations of minstrelsy and allowed phrases of his preliminary report to assemble themselves in his mind. Viability of low-profile catering situation geared up by broad-based euphoria elements... He, too, was enjoying himself in his way.

Bernard, happy with his stopwatch, had moved from the Nellies’ dressing-room to the kitchen. There, Arnold Hatch found him. There was some exchange of small talk. Then Hatch left to continue his tour of inspection.

At nine o’clock, Hatch was joined by Edmund Amis, who had been helping Margaret Shooter with some accounts relating to casual overnight accommodation in the motel extension. They ascended part of the staircase leading to the minstrels’ gallery and looked together through a window that commanded a view of the Wassail Hall.

“Capacity house,” remarked Amis.

“Aye,” Hatch agreed, flatly.

There was a pause. Hatch’s gaze moved slowly, systematically, across the scene below, like a mechanical scanner.

“What they want, obviously,” Amis said.

Hatch spotted Peter, decorously nibbling a chicken leg while he wrote something. A momentary feeling of doubt, of mistrust, Hatch dismissed irritably. Of course Eddie would pour cold water on anything like the Mackintosh-Brooke set-up. He’d feel his nose had been put out of joint.

“One thing about those consultant blokes—they certainly put in some hours,” Hatch said, a shade provocatively.

Amis seemed not to hear. He was chuckling. Hatch felt his arm nudged. “Look,” said Amis. “Down there, in the first gangway.”

Hatch looked and understood.

“It’s Joxy,” he said. “Todd had to go off early tonight.”

Joxy attired in Todd’s jester outfit presented the appearance of a collapsed red and yellow tent with a frantic dwarf inside it. For a little while, Hatch and Amis watched its slow and erratic progress towards the top table. They saw, but could not hear, one of the Nellies deliver her prescribed oration: “Pray silence for the court jester, my lords and ladies.” They did not wait to judge of Joxy’s effectiveness as a substitute target for the wit of the Baronial Board, but descended the stairs and made their way to Hatch’s office, where Julian still toiled blissfully and with a growing sense of wonder.

Chapter Sixteen

Inspector Purbright had gone home when a brief, but officially authenticated, biography of Mr Joseph Fortescue Tudor arrived by wire at Flaxborough police headquarters. A patrol car was dispatched at once to the inspector’s house, whence it brought him back to Fen Street.

From his office, he telephoned Sergeant Love’s lodgings, the Floradora Club and the home of the chief constable, in that order and in rapid succession. The station duty sergeant meanwhile carried out his instruction to put two or three men on stand-by and to have transport instantly available.

Mr Chubb arrived in less than five minutes. Purbright received the impression that he was glad of an excuse to be out and about, but the chief constable was too loyal a dog breeder to admit that seven fractious Yorkshire terriers could be something of a trial at the day’s end.

“No, no, Mr Purbright—not at all,” he declared in response to the inspector’s apologies. “Your call was fortuitous. This is Mrs Chubb’s combing night.”

Purbright stared at him for a second, then, recovering himself, picked up the message that had been forwarded by London and handed it to Mr Chubb.

After reading a few lines, the chief constable raised his eyes. “This is the fellow who arrived here the other day? Staying at the Roebuck.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Hmm.” Mr Chubb’s eyes returned to the telegram. He read it through to the end slowly, then handed it back to Purbright.

“Incredible,” said Mr Chubb, gravely.

Purbright had been pondering. “He must be a fair age,” he said. “Capone went out of circulation in the very early ’thirties. So this Turidu can scarcely be less than sixty-five now.”

“Giuseppe Fortunino Turidu...” Mr Chubb recited the names carefully and with patent disapproval.

There was a knock. Love entered.

“Ah, sergeant...” Purbright always observed formalities in the presence of the chief constable.

“Sir?” So did Love.

“The man whom Detective Constable Burke is following has been identified. He is a criminal of considerable standing in the United States. A former lieutenant of Alphonse Capone, no less.”

Love looked impressed, but not alarmed; as might a tourist, shown a Roman catapult.

“His name,” Purbright went on, “is Joe Turidu. In the old Chicago days, he was known by his intimates as The Tuner—a comical reference, apparently, to a certain dexterity with piano wire that he had cultivated. Neither at that time nor since has Mr Turidu been convicted on any criminal charge.”

“Extraordinary people, the Americans,” Mr Chubb interjected, shaking his head. “That constitution of theirs was never properly thought out, you know. All sorts of scamps can take advantage of it.”

Purbright looked at his watch. “I don’t know what time that affair at Hatch’s club winds up—the girl on his switchboard thought about half-past ten or eleven—but obviously Burke will need some backing before then. He must be sticking pretty closely to Tudor; he hasn’t telephoned in yet.”

“We have no choice but to arrest this character, of course,” said Mr Chubb. “Our own people must be protected. But is it enough simply to label him undesirable? One has to be so careful with foreigners nowadays.”

“He is the head of a criminal organisation,” Purbright observed. “I’m sure the Home Office would back you up, sir.”

The chief constable looked doubtful.

Love, who had passed the time since his arrival by surreptitiously transcribing Mr Turidu’s upside-down record, offered a suggestion.

“You could do him for passport misrepresentation, sir. He was born in Syracuse, Sicily. Burke says that it’s Syracuse, New York, on his passport.”

Mr Chubb’s brows rose with relief. “That is most astute of you, sergeant. Thank you.” He turned to the inspector. “I think I’ll go along to my club for an hour now, Mr Purbright, if you think you can manage.”

By the time that Mr Padstowe’s car had drawn close enough to the fugitive taxi for the silhouette of Tudor’s head (or his hat, at least) to be discernible, the two vehicles were entering Flaxborough town centre. Burke instructed Padstowe to maintain distance until the taxi stopped.

But the taxi did not stop. After going down Fen Street, past the police station, it turned right into East Street, crossed the Market Place and made another right turn over the bridge into Northgate.

Within ten minutes, the houses thinned out into occasional bungalows and farm buildings. They were in the country. Steadily the taxi rolled on through the twilight.

Mr Padstowe, whose enthusiasm for the chase declined as his hunger increased, wanted to know if he should overtake in order that Burke might command the cab driver to halt in the name of the law; but Burke, rendered solemnly uncommunicative by a secret fear that he had ballsed something up, shook his head.

And so the procession of two continued on its way, along the road that led through Gosby and Hambourne to Chalmsbury, and thence to the coastal resort of Brocklestone-upon-Sea.

Near Strawbridge, it passed a pair of vehicles bound for Flaxborough, bound, in fact, for the Floradora: a bus followed closely by a car.

In the car was Councillor Crispin, from the yard of whose splendid Brocklestone hotel, The Neptune, the expedition had set out.

In the bus sat three dozen men.

Because the interior lights of the bus were not switched on, neither Constable Burke nor anyone else on the road was likely to notice that the men were dressed in beast-skins and nursed in their hairy laps an assortment of helmets—somewhat in the manner of a planeful of paratroopers, save that these helmets were horned.

All the bus passengers were bearded, some by nature, the others by the same theatrical agency that had supplied, on Councillor Crispin’s requisition “for a charity concert”, the skins and headgear.

On the luggage racks had been stowed clubs and swords. Shields, much more flimsy than they looked, were propped like briefcases, under seats.

The party was in high, but not riotous, spirits. If most of the members showed signs of a preliminary liquoring-up, it was clear also that they would have undergone such preparation with a full sense of professional responsibility. They remembered, and approved, Crispin’s assertion that “I wouldn’t pick just any old bums for this job.”

• • •

Festivities at the banquet were beginning to flag a fraction. The capons had been disposed of by various means, as had the bread, and the sack ration was finished. Bowls of a sweet substance described in the prospectus as “possets and syllabubs” had been distributed and diagnosed by the critical as nothing more exotic than Sucro-wip’s Insta-Creme. Other malcontents were taking advantage of the minstrels’ refreshment interval to broadcast complaints that they had expected roast swan and a boar’s head or two, not a cafeteria snack.

The less fastidious majority, though, was happy enough, if slightly restive. It was felt that some new impetus to the proceedings was needed. Even the first-class customers at the Baronial Board (who had been joined, a little late, by Mr Tudor in a Cardinal Wolsey set) seemed to be running low on jocosity. Some of the ladies had thankfully taken off their wimples.

The jester was perhaps the biggest disappointment of the evening. He was morose and hostile and had only one rejoinder to witty sallies—a gutteral expletive that sounded vaguely Russian. “He’s not as good as the fat one they had last week,” explained the quantity surveyor’s wife defensively to her neighbour. “I suppose they have to take what they can get these days.”

“Okfukov!” muttered the jester yet again.

In the minstrels’ gallery, Roy and his Rockadours were getting back into harness and adjusting microphones. The Nellies, plying to and from the bar with trays of tankards, patiently explained rules. “It’s not beer, it’s ale, see? And if you call ‘Miss’ I won’t serve you—you’ve got to shout out ‘Ho Wench!’ Right?” One of the electronic lutes gave forth a sample note like a chimney stack falling through a corrugated iron roof. Maid Marion looked aloft and waved cheerily to her husband.

Suddenly her movements froze. Her smile faded and became a stare of incredulity.

Roy, still clutching his lute, was being lifted above the head of a whiskered giant clad in what looked like a hearth rug. Thongs of hide criss-crossed the giant’s legs, which were thick and knotted like blackthorn trunks. On his head and jammed low over wild, red-rimmed eyes was a helmet flanked by cow horns.

The giant bellowed. The whole assembly turned and stared upward. Maid Marion, convinced that her husband was about to be hurled out of the minstrels’ gallery, screeched. Other people applauded. They assumed the act to be part of the entertainment.

When Roy was lowered, not precipitately into the hall, but more gently if not much less spectacularly into the Rockadours’ drum kit, the plaudits doubled.

“Oh, yes,” explained Mrs Goshawk to the members of the Hambourne Women’s Institute, “this sort of thing often happened in the Middle Ages. Vikings, you know.”

The ladies murmured appreciation.

“Very cleverly got up,” said Mrs Goshawk.

There was a dreadful yell a few feet behind her. She and her companions jumped in unison, then turned in time to see another hairy athlete leap upon the next table and begin to swing a double-edged axe around.

“It’s to symbolise our being put to the sword,” Mrs Goshawk confided to those nearest to her. One or two clutched their handbags and pushed back their seats a little.

From the body of the hall rose more clapping and some shouts of encouragement for the unscheduled diversion.

Three more Vikings appeared near the kitchen entrance. They advanced, whooping and growling.

“Norse,” explained Mrs Goshawk. She added: “Of course, in the real thing, they would have been deflowering everybody.”

Sounds of high commotion in the kitchen were succeeded by the bursting upon the scene of a whole platoon of Vikings. Some were pushing liquor trolleys piled with bottles of all kinds. These they proceeded to distribute with ferocious bonhomie amongst the guests, who, once they had recovered from their natural astonishment, broached and set about sinking the gifts before they could be snatched away again.

Back and forth rumbled the trolleys, bringing fresh relays of port and sherry and whisky, madeira and gin and burgundy, clarets and sauternes, rum and moselles and brandy, kirsch and Benedictine and Calvados.

At first, the Nellies loyally voiced objection to the traffic and tried to remonstrate with the raiders, but they were soon rounded up and herded into a storeroom where diligent administration of port and compliments rapidly rendered them tractable and even affectionate.

The antics of the men in skins and helmets were enjoyed enormously by the party from the Chalmsbury Darby and Joan Club. “It’s a history pageant, you see,” one of the more confident members explained as he prised the seal off a bottle of Grand Marnier with his thumb nail. “Them’s Roundheads.” He poured and immediately swigged a half tumbler. “Here, Maggie, have some orange squash, girl.” Maggie shook her back-tilted head disdainfully; she was enjoying for the first time in a long life the sensation of drinking crème de menthe straight from the neck.

Within twenty minutes of the raiders’ first appearance, half the guests were glassily, irremediably drunk. The reckless intake of exotic and highly alcoholic liquors in bizarre combination exerted upon unseasoned drinkers a powerfully anaesthetic effect. Some simply slumped across the table as if they had been shot in the back of the head. Others fell off their chairs, truffled around a while, then curled in snoring sleep. A wilful minority remained sitting upright, talking incoherently but earnestly to no one in particular until consciousness ebbed to leave them, wide-eyed and waxy, like preserved victims of some sudden Vesuvian disaster.

Among the half who did not pass out—a curious coalition of near-abstainers and hardened topers—there was a wide variety of behaviour. A number of nervous and outraged guests tried to leave the hall, but they were rudely repulsed from the exits by Vikings on guard duty. They had to be content with sitting around and grumbling to one another about the organisers having gone too far and this sort of thing being not what they had expected and wasn’t it time that something was done about orgies because that’s what this was and no mistake.

The disgruntled had a point. To the accompaniment of a Viking trio making sounds upon the Rockadours’ captured instruments like a prolonged railway accident, the merriest element among the still conscious guests was set on a mixed programme of destruction, exhibitionism and, where opportunity offered, fornication. In this last matter, valuable assistance was forthcoming from some of the Nellies, port-primed and paroled from their storeroom gaol for the purpose.

Peter, sober still and dedicated to the higher aims of Mackintosh-Brooke, sat on amidst the chaos and made notes while light lasted.

This was not to be for much longer. What had started as an aimless throwing around of platters and tankards and bottles (Peter’s selection by client freewill of optimum enjoyment posture) was developing, with Viking encouragement, into systematic bombardment of every lamp in the place. One by one, the simulated flambeaux were quenched by a bursting bottle or lopped by a skilfully spun platter. Tankards soared to the rafters, made execution among the electric bulbs and fell out of the resulting gloom upon heads rendered indifferent and strangely wound-proof by prodigious quantities of alcohol.

By the time that only one lamp remained alight in a comparatively inaccessible corner of the roof, even the most disapproving watched with fascination the flight of the missiles. Eventually, a lucky ricochet sent a wildly directed platter straight to the target. The pop of the implosion and the drench of dark that it brought were acknowledged with a great tipsy cheer. For a moment after there was silence. Then came sounds of scuffling and heaving penetrated by squeals. But nothing more was thrown.

A slit of brilliant light expanded to a broad rectangle. Big black shapes, bushy and horned, moved across it.

“They’re going,” whispered Mrs Goshawk to those members of the Hambourne Women’s Institute who had spurned the gift of strong waters and consequently were still capable of being instructed. “Back to the long ships, you know. Mind you, if it had been the real thing they’d have taken us as well.” She shuddered deliciously.

The raiders indeed were leaving. They mustered quickly and quietly in the kitchen, checked their armament, then filed into the corridor and out of the nearest door. A few minutes later, a bus left the parking area behind the club. It was followed immediately by a car.

Somebody found the door and fastened it open. It admitted enough light for survivors to pick their way through the ruins of the feast and escape into the kitchen.

They heard muffled shouts. Fists pounded against the inside of the door of the Tiring Roome of Ye Serving Wenches. When it was unlocked, there emerged three non-collaborating Nellies, the four missing members of the kitchen staff, one business efficiency consultant, and a very angry Wassail Master.

“Whose idea,” demanded Mr Hubbard of his rescuers, “was it to let those sods loose? Bloody jesters and troobadoors and all that’s one thing, but I’m not having my staff molested by a lot of dressed up bloody apes. Where’s Hatch? I tell you I’m not putting up with it.”

And he steamed off along the corridor.

The Nellies peered into the dimness of the banqueting hall. “Christ!” said one, fervently.

Bernard took a look over their shoulders. He had not lost his habitual expression of amiable, alert curiosity, but there was something about the way he subsequently checked his stop-watch against the pressure gauge on the main oven that suggested some degree of temporary disorientation.

Edmund Amis entered.

“Anyone seen Mr Hatch? Mr Hubbard’s rushing round in circles looking for him.”

Shrugs and blank stares.

“Well, he’s certainly not in the gaming room. And he wouldn’t have gone home without saying anything to me.”

Amis glanced at a few faces, then fixed on Bernard as seemingly the least confused person present. “What’s been going on, anyway?”

“My reading, quite frankly,” said Bernard, “is that there have been a number of counterproductive developments, but I have no specific recall of events in this regard.”

A junior cook found voice. “A lot of fellows dressed in skins and that. They locked us up. And some of the girls too. And then they sort of took over the banquet. That’s what Heather said.” He indicated an angular, worried-looking girl whose person was much more modestly accommodated in her orange-seller’s costume than appeared to be the general rule.

Heather nodded. “And they got in the wine and spirit store and gave away the whole lot. Just gave it away. Handed it out.” Her voice was husky with horror.

More people were coming through from the stricken hall. “Can we get to the buses this way?” timidly inquired a pair of old ladies. One wore no shoes; the other carried an unopened bottle of cherry brandy, holding it before her by its neck as if lighting herself to bed.

Amis beckoned the junior cook and one of the kitchen hands. “Go and help look for Mr Hatch,” he told them. “Try his office and anywhere else you can think of. See if Mrs Shooter knows where he is, but don’t go into the motel area without asking her first.”

There was a distant clang. The members of the band had repossessed themselves of their instruments’ and were now testing them for damage by the light of an auxiliary lamp in the minstrels’ gallery that had not been switched on during the bombardment.

Amis surveyed the scene in the Wassail Hall, which even the conscientious Peter had deserted at last (to seek out his two colleagues for an over-all debriefing in regard to that particular point in time). Then he called lounge, gaming-room and bar on the house telephone. Every member of staff who could possibly be spared, he said, should come to the club kitchen at once. It was an emergency. Mr Hatch, when he arrived, would undoubtedly confirm this request.

Amis had just completed his third call when Hubbard, grey-faced and shaping soundless words with lips the colour of dead violets, stepped falteringly through the doorway. The young cook was beside him. He looked terrified and sick, but held Hubbard’s arm in what support he could give.

Hubbard groped for a chair. Someone pulled it round to receive him. He sank heavily down, his head bowed. A glass was held before him, but he seemed not to see it, not to see anything. “Oh, Christ!” he said. Then again, “Oh, Christ!”

They waited, listening to him breathe. The cook, appealed to by glances, just shook his head and stood leaning against a table, silent.

Hubbard roused himself at last. He raised his eyes slowly and looked from one to another, as upon strangers in a crowd. His lips had begun to move again.

“He’s dead. The poor old sod’s dead. Somebody’s blown half his bloody head off.”

Chapter Seventeen

Purbright and Love and a levy of five other policemen entered the Floradora Club within less than ten minutes of Hubbard’s discovery of his slain employer, but the news of the death had already invested the place with silence and bewilderment. No one made any attempt to leave. Roulette, chemmy and blackjack ceased as promptly and with as little argument as if they had suddenly become work. Both bars were left untended, but no one seemed inclined to commit the irreverence of helping himself. Only the banqueting hall remained isolated from the sobering chemistry of shock. Its occupants, strewn in disorder, were either utterly insensible or else grappled and grunted in semi-comatose bliss with partners half flesh and half dream.

Inspector Purbright surveyed the scene.

“Looks like Belshazzar’s Feast.”

Two constables were detailed to get some lights restored and to take an inventory, as far as proved possible, of those present.

Detective Burke, returned in deep disgrace after his chase of Joseph Tudor’s hat, was instructed very sharply to conduct a personal and unremitting search for Giuseppe Turidu and to detain him for questioning. He set off with a torch lent him by a more provident colleague and began working his way along the rows of tables in the banqueting hall like a stretcher bearer checking for survivors after a battle.

A fourth policeman was set to guard the entrance to the corridor which led to Hatch’s office and sitting-room and to the small washroom in which Hatch had been found.

The inspector gave the body a cursory examination from the doorway. There was a lot of blood about. He took care not to tread in any. The police surgeon and the squad from the forensic science laboratory would be properly equipped for closer dealings.

The washroom door bore no sign of damage round the lock; presumably it had been ajar or simply latched when Hubbard had come in search of his employer. In the upper part of the door, at about the level of Purbright’s head, was a roughly crescent-shaped area of perforation and splintering. Most of the glass had been smashed out of the small square window opposite the door. The inspector saw several whitish fragments on the floor. A thin, cold breeze flowed past him. Its freshness only emphasised the steamy, overheated air of the cubicle, smelling of soap and hot towelling and now charged with the sickly-sweet scent of blood.

Purbright pointed to the window and touched Love’s sleeve. “Go round the outside, Sid, and see what you can find before anybody gets trampling around. I’m going to set up shop in the office next door.”

Love hurried off. A few moments later his careful step could be heard on gravel. An unpromising material, Purbright well knew, but had there ever really existed a murderer so considerate as to prance around on a flower bed?

Before he left, he looked down once more on the sprawled body of Hatch, jacketless, one shirt sleeve rolled up. The cuff of the other, unbuttoned, sodden with darkening blood, was plastered flat to the floor. A comb lay in one corner. The wash basin was still half full of water, rimmed with grey soap scum. The water depths were pink, the white porcelain of the basin slashed with scarlet rain. As Purbright saw these things, he felt the pity and the anger that murder unfailingly stirred in him. The waste, the indignity, the loneliness of such a death—these were appalling enough, whoever and whatever the victim, but that they had been exacted coldly and ruthlessly in pursuance of profit (and here, Purbright told himself, was a money crime if ever he saw one) utterly defied rationality.

With the arrival of a pair of patrol cars, in one of which Mrs Hatch had been brought from “Primrose Mount”, Purbright’s forces of occupation were increased by four. More methodical deployment was not possible.

The inspector gave instructions for all guests and customers to be assembled in the gaming-room, where he would talk to them briefly. They would then be allowed to go home after their names and addresses had been recorded. There was no point, said Purbright, in trying to intern a crowd of tired and resentful people.

Members of the club staff, though, would have to be prepared for a slightly longer stay so that he and Sergeant Love might question them personally and in turn. They could make themselves comfortable in the lounge.

Two patrolmen were sent to make a round of the motel chalets and ensure that none contained a guest, whether officially or unofficially. Purbright gave the order flatly, as if on an afterthought. It would not do, he reflected, to betray to conventionally-minded policemen his tenuous private hope that they would stumble upon one or two of those elusive nuns, profanely transformed. Nunnae in flagrante delicto.

When Love re-entered the office he was carrying a shot-gun by the handkerchief-enwrapped end of its barrel.

“Propped against the wall outside,” he explained.

Purbright peered at the gun, detail by detail, without touching it. “Very nice,” he murmured at last. “A choice fowling piece. Not the murderer’s of course. He wouldn’t have ditched a thousand quid’s worth of gun.”

Love puffed his shiny, schoolboyish cheeks. “Crikey!”

“It’s probably his own. Hatch’s. His wife should know.” Purbright spread sheets of typing paper on a table. The sergeant carefully lowered the shot-gun to rest upon them, its barrel pointing away into a corner.

“I’ll see her first, Sid, then Fairclough can drive her back home. Tell him to find a neighbour to stay with her.”

When Love had left, Purbright put more sheets of paper on the gun, nearly covering it.

A knock on the door; an inthrust head, perkily solicitous.

“Now, then, squire, where’s the doings?”

Purbright recognised from tone rather than features the man he had last seen toting test tubes twelve years before. The Hopjoy case. ³ And here he was, still eager-beavering. Incredible.

³ Reported in Hopjoy Was Here

“How nice to see you again, Mr...” He rose, trying to disguise in movement his having forgotten the name.

“Warlock.” The man dealt Purbright a vigorous handshake, then punched the palm of his own left hand several times, as though trying out a new knuckleduster. He simultaneously did a little side-skipping dance.

“Of course. How are you?”

“Great, squire.” Mr Warlock (a sergeant still?—surely not) lowered his chin and tucked it into his left shoulder. “Absolutely great.” He made one or two jabs into nothing with his fist. “So where is it, then?”

Purbright was aware suddenly that Warlock was accompanied; he glimpsed boots and blue raincoats and a bundle of polythene sheeting over somebody’s arm.

“Along here.” He led the way. “You won’t all be able to get in at once. Incidentally”—he dropped his voice—“I’d be glad if you’d keep the place closed as much as possible. His wife will be coming by this way in a few moments.”

And soon the widow did come by, escorted by Love, who paused to shield her from the sight of the shut and shattered door. Purbright had asked that someone in the kitchen should maintain supplies of tea and coffee. He gave Mrs Hatch a cup from the tray on the desk.

She seemed fragile, timorous, oddly shrunken. But there were no tears.

“A number of things have been going on here tonight, Mrs Hatch, and I haven’t been able to obtain any explanation. Perhaps you can help me understand.”

She made a faint movement of assent, then stared absently at the carpet. The fingers of one hand fiddled with pleats of dress material near her throat. The meticulous manicure of latter years had failed to disguise housework’s legacy of wrinkles and enlarged knuckles.

“I’m told, for instance,” said Purbright, “that the banquet did not follow the usual course—that events got out of hand, in fact. Can you tell me if your husband knew what was going to happen—or what was supposed to happen, I should say, because I don’t imagine a near riot was what he intended.”

“Oh, no; I’m sure he didn’t.”

“Dressing up, charades, fanciful entertainments of that kind—these were features of the banquets, I believe.”

“Certainly. They are very popular. But always in good taste. Arnie would never...” The restless fingers stole to chin, to mouth.

The inspector waited a moment.

Mrs Hatch looked up. “Eddie—Mr Amis—told me just now that there had been some sort of a raid by people from outside the club. It was very nasty behaviour, he said. Mr Amis is my husband’s private secretary.”

“And he’d seen this affair—this raid—going on, had he?”

“No, no. Mr Hubbard told him about it. Mr Hubbard is staff. He and Mr Amis were discussing it with the young men from my husband’s business consultancy.”

Purbright tilted his head a little to one side. “Who are they, Mrs Hatch?”

“I’m afraid I don’t know their names except as Peter and Bernard and Julian. They are not employees, you understand, but consultants. Very well spoken, although their firm is American, I believe.”

Mrs Hatch was not too shocked or grieved to be trying hard to be well spoken herself, Purbright noticed. One of his dissatisfactions with his calling was the way it seemed to bring out either the worst in people or what they regrettably imagined to be the best.

“Had Mr Hatch any interests, any business interests, in America, do you know?”

She shook her head. “Oh, no, nothing like that.”

“Was he...” Purbright paused, aware of the need to frame this question very carefully. “Did he ever give employment to people from abroad? Through some religious organisation, perhaps? I am thinking of young women, for instance, who might have been glad of work in a club in this country to help them learn the language.”

Mrs Hatch reacted to this probe with a stare of such patent incomprehension that Purbright immediately waved the subject aside. Even if Mrs Hatch had been privy to some or most of her husband’s dealings, he was scarcely likely to have entrusted her with knowledge of so exotic an enterprise as nun-napping.

“I have to tell you,” he went on, gently, “that your husband was killed with a shot gun. He must have died immediately, perhaps quite unaware of what had happened. I have that gun here. I want you to look at it and tell me if you think you have seen it before.”

He drew aside the sheets of typing paper.

Mrs Hatch glanced at the gun and turned away at once. She nodded miserably.

“It’s Arnie’s.”

“You are sure?”

“Oh, quite sure. He bought it last year to go shooting. It’s a very good gun; he had to go to London for it.”

“And he used it last season, did he?”

She hesitated. “Well, not actually, no. He rented what they call a shoot—a bit of land, really—but it wasn’t suitable.”

Purbright fought down a mad impulse to add “Not shootable, in fact,” and asked instead where Hatch had kept his gun. She said she had last noticed it in her husband’s private sitting-room along the corridor.

“Mrs Hatch, did you know that your husband had received a letter threatening his life?”

She stared. “I most certainly did not. Who would do a thing like that?”

“We don’t know, but the letter came from America.”

“America?” Her puzzlement was absolute. The inspector retreated from that dead end.

“Just one more question for now, Mrs Hatch. Forget the letter—just tell me if you know of anyone, anyone at all, whom your husband might have considered an enemy.”

Her shoulders stiffened, tendons jerked into prominence amidst the flaccid flesh of the neck, her mouth set in prim dislike.

“Tonight, inspector” (genteel indignation raised the merest ghost of an aspirate before the word) “more than £370 worth of very high quality liquid refreshments were stolen from the club stockroom and handed out to all and sundry by a gang of hooligans. If that isn’t the work of an enemy, I don’t know what is.”

Purbright, marvelling at the promptness and precision of the widow’s stocktaking, asked if she had any idea who was responsible.

“Oh, certainly,” she replied. “The same gentleman” (bitter emphasis here) “who’s been waging a vendetta—and that’s what it is, a vendetta—against me and poor Arnie for a long time. He’s behind it, all right. Councillor—so called—Councillor Harry Crispin. And her as well, of course, but that goes without saying.”

“Mrs Crispin?”

“Missus Crispin! Ho, ho, ho.” Mrs Hatch’s acidulated mirth would have etched glass.

Before conducting any more personal interviews, Purbright set about the release of the hundred or so customers and guests penned in the gaming-room. All had identified themselves, some very reluctantly, and the crowd now displayed an aggrieved restiveness more appropriate to transit camps than to country clubs.

The inspector stated baldly what had happened. He asked if anyone had heard a noise that could have been the firing of a gun, a shotgun: as dwellers in a country area, most of them would know what that sounded like.

The question brought no response at all. It was clear, Purbright reflected, that the washroom, with its closed door and its single tiny window, through which the gun had been thrust before firing, must have acted as a kind of silencer.

Had Mr Hatch been seen that evening by anyone present? A murmur of assent. Where? Bar—gaming-room—lounge—it was his usual tour of the place, they supposed: keeping an eye on things. Time? Oh, half-past nine, perhaps ten; no one had especially noticed.

Did anyone recall seeing a rather dark-complexioned man, heavily-built, not tall, in his sixties but alert-looking, probably with an American accent? Silence. A few head shakes.

“Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I’m sorry you’ve been kept waiting about. If anything occurs to any of you later, don’t hesitate to get in touch with me.”

They filed out, suddenly voluble, as though from an exciting film.

Sergeant Love had begun taking statements from members of the staff. He was by nature friendly, eager to please, and in consequence easily sidetracked. Thus, although he learned little or nothing relevant to the murder of their employer, he was treated by the interviewees to glimpses of life behind the bar, the roulette wheel and the serving counter which, he afterwards confessed to the inspector, had gee-whizzed him no little. Part of his sense of wonder had been engendered (though this he did not admit) by the revelatory nature of the costumes of the girls, who quite unselfconsciously presented themselves for questioning in their working gear.

It was as well, perhaps, that the susceptible sergeant did not share the discoveries of Patrolmen Brevitt and Heaney in their search of the motel chalets.

Despite strong objections by Mrs Shooter, whom they left gesticulating and threatening in her boudoir, Brevitt and Heaney set off stolidly in opposite circuits. By the time they met, half way round, they had trawled seven hastily dressed gentlemen and four club hostesses, whose claim to have been simply “turning down the beds” on the manageress’s instructions seemed to the policemen almost as laughable a subterfuge as the assertion by a trio of young gentlemen that they were engaged in a time and motion study.

Chapter Eighteen

The chief constable quietly entered the office in which Purbright was finishing the last interview he thought it reasonable to get through that night. It was with one of the girls Brevitt and Heaney had escorted from the chalets.

Mr Chubb stood close against the side wall and watched in silence. He looked like a schools inspector, observing a lesson.

The girl had been explaining to Purbright that although her real name was Janice Wilkinson, she was known in the club by both staff and customers as Daisy. It was a rule that every hostess had to have a flower name. Mr Hatch liked flower names because they gave the club a nicer tone... Oh, dear, but was it true about poor Mr...Yes, the inspector said, it was I quite true, unfortunately.

“How old are you, Janice?”

“Daisy,” she corrected. “I’m nineteen.”

“You like club work, do you?”

“Oh, yes. It’s super. I want to be a Bunny, though. In a Bunny Club.”

The chief constable stared at her as if she had just expressed a literal zoological ambition.

“Where is your home, Daisy?” Purbright asked.

“My mum and dad live in Chalmsbury. I’m in digs here with one of the other girls.”

“But Mrs Shooter lets you stay in one of the chalets occasionally, does she?”

“When I’ve been working late.”

“And the other girls?”

“Them too. Now and then. Well, it’s a long way out, isn’t it?”

“And of course the motel isn’t needed yet, because it isn’t properly finished. Right?”

Daisy nodded cheerfully. “That’s right. Yes.” She rewarded the inspector’s friendly percipience by shifting in her chair so as to redeploy her parts to their greater advantage.

Mr Chubb stared with grave preoccupation at a wall calendar opposite and began to tap his pursed lips with the knuckle of his right forefinger.

“How did you come to take this job, Daisy?” Purbright went on.

“A friend of mine worked here and I wanted to do modelling in those days and this friend said she sometimes did modelling here so I came along and asked Mr Hatch and he said yes I think I can use you.”

“And do you do modelling?”

A slight pause. “Sort of.”

The answer seemed to satisfy the inspector. “Now then,” he said, “I want you to think carefully about all your other friends here—the Flowers, they’re called—is that right?” (She nodded and made a face.) “Yes, well I want you to tell me if any of these girls are from other countries.”

“What, foreigners, you mean?” Her expression plainly refuted so unwholesome a notion.

“They are all English, are they? You’re sure?”

“Course I’m sure. Except Heather’s from somewhere up in Scotland. And Rose is Birmingham. Mostly they’re from round here.”

Very diffidently, Purbright put his final question.

“I suppose none of them has made mention at any time of having been in a convent?”

Janice/Daisy suspended for a moment an effort to make her left breast more comfortable by probing around inside brassiere with two fingers of the opposite hand.

“A what?”

“A convent. A nunnery.”

She squirmed, frowning; then withdrew the hand, examined it, and flicked away a retrieved cracker crumb.

“I shouldn’t think so. I mean, what would they be doing in place like that?”

When the girl had gone—dismissed with a degree of respectful courtesy that left her wondering if she should not go a-hostessing in aeroplanes instead of clubs—the chief constable told Purbright that he feared there was a side to the late Mr Hatch that was far from creditable.

Purbright unblushingly said that he was coming round to Mr Chubb’s view.

“A dreadful end, though, Mr Purbright, just the same. What a savage thing to do.”

“Savage, indeed, sir. Or desperate.”

Chub made no comment but he had marked the alternative. He raised his brow.

“Taking a shotgun to a man,” said the inspector, “is an especially violent and brutal act. I have been trying to think of all the situations in which it might be considered characteristic. There really are very few.”

“It cannot be justified in any situation.”

“No, sir, but I am talking about likelihood, not justification. For instance, the use of a shotgun in a robbery involving a great deal of money no longer surprises us, however reprehensible we consider it.”

Mr Chubb conceded the point with regret.

“One hears of shotgun weddings,” continued Purbright, “but there are shotgun divorces, too. That appalling blast would be peculiarly appropriate to a crime of passion or vengefulness.

“It is also a weapon of terror, sir. That is why it is so much favoured by gangsters on the one hand and by those of strong religious convictions on the other.”

“I do not think,” said the chief constable, in the very centre of whose smooth, churchwarden’s cheek a tiny flush had suddenly appeared, “that you need go any further with these speculations, Mr Purbright. As you somewhat superfluously point out, the shotgun is traditionally associated with gangsters. A known gangster was in this place tonight. His associates had earlier given warning of an intended crime. You know your own business best, no doubt, but I must say I expected to see more obvious effort being made to trace this man before he can do any more damage.”

The inspector looked not repentant, but bewildered.

“I’m sorry, sir. I hadn’t realised that you thought Tudor was responsible for the shooting.”

“Well, damn it all, of course I do. What else did you expect?”

The revealing forthrightness of this response was instantly regretted by Mr Chubb, but Purbright’s store of magnanimity had not been entirely exhausted by a night of boring interviews. He smiled broadly, as if to acknowledge a shaft of cunning irony.

“You are perfectly right,” he said, “to challenge my perhaps too ready acceptance of Tudor’s innocence. Now then, sir—reasons...” He placed fingertips together and for a moment, lightly touched his chin in a contemplative gesture.

“This Tudor, or Turidu, is undeniably a very wicked fellow, as you say, sir. In the days of Prohibition, he was a professional murderer—so professional, indeed, that he succeeded in avoiding indictment, let alone conviction, during the whole of the bootlegging era. He has no record, only a history. And the fact that it is tinged with mythology—he is believed, for instance, to have had a hand in the St Valentine’s Day massacre in Chicago—is testimony to the high regard in which Mr Tudor is held in his own country.

“However, he no longer is a criminal in an executive sense, having moved, like so many of his successful colleagues, into the fields of administration and patronage. Our information is that Mr Tudor’s political influence is considerable, though not overt. He is listed, for example, as one of the vice-presidents of the Nixonian Institute of Public Welfare.

“You may well be wondering” (Mr Chubb most certainly was) “what such a man is doing here at all. We shall have the opportunity of asking him in person before much longer. I had word half an hour ago that the officer who had been keeping him under observation was waiting for him to regain consciousness.”

Sudden alarm showed in the chief constable’s face. “I trust there’s no question of force hav...”

“No, no, sir,” Purbright interrupted. “The man’s simply asleep, that’s all. Quite a number of the people in the big dining-hall over there were being encouraged to drink rather injudiciously earlier in the evening. I shall tell you about that in a moment. The submission I wanted to make, though, is that no one in Tudor’s position, with all his achievements and advantages, is going to be so mad as to come all this way and risk exchanging Miami or San Clemente, or wherever these people live their good life, for our Lincoln Gaol.”

For a long while, the chief constable pondered. At intervals over the past twenty years or so, he had been visited with a fleeting but alarming fantasy. It took the form of an impression that crime (which was a simple equation of sin in Mr Chubb’s philosophy) was being smuggled over those social borders that once had effectively contained it, and was being taken up and cultivated as a sort of fashionable demonic hobby by a whole range of highly respectable persons, his own erstwhile peers and superiors. At such moments of terrible suspicion, it would not have surprised him overmuch to learn that a lord lieutenant had burgled a neighbouring manor house, nor that a Conservative Member of Parliament had turned tax swindler.

And now, at last, it was beginning to occur to Mr Chubb’s mind that his lapses into apostasy, however brief and infrequent, were invariably shadowed by the lanky, benign, gentle-mannered figure of Purbright. A good policeman, not a doubt of it. But he possessed what Mr Chubb would have called “odd streaks” in his nature. No ambition. A reluctance to apply straightforward moral rules. A strange deficiency of indignation. And always that scepticism... What was the use of a man showing humility if he never for a moment surrendered the sovereignty of his opinions?

“Very well, then,” said the chief constable, in a no-nonsense tone that signified a sudden determination to be Svengalied, so to speak, no longer by his inspector, “if this Sicilian fellow didn’t shoot Hatch, perhaps you can tell me who did.”

“No, sir.”

“Ah.” Mr Chubb looked satisfied and challenging at the same time.

“Mrs Hatch,” said Purbright, carelessly, “says that Councillor Henry Crispin shot her husband.”

“Good grief!”

The inspector waited a moment.

“There has been a good deal of acrimony between them for some time, sir,” he went on. “Almost a feud, in fact.”

“Yes, but murder...”

“Oh, I agree, sir. I fancy Mrs Hatch was overwrought. It would be understandable in the circumstances.”

There was a knock at the door. Sergeant Love entered.

“We’ve arrested a bloke who was trying to hide in a cupboard along the corridor there, sir,” said Love to Purbright. “He’d got an axe with him, but he wasn’t violent or anything.”

“I see.” There was in Purbright’s voice a rise that invited elucidation.

“He’s got nothing on except boots and a kind of dog’s skin thing.” Blandly, the sergeant added: “He says he missed his bus.”

“What could be more natural?” Purbright turned to Mr Chubb. “This must be one of the raiding party we’ve been hearing about tonight. The object seems to have been to sabotage the banquet. Quite a deal of liquor was taken out of store and given away.”

Love had further information to offer. “Brevitt says he’s seen the bloke before. He’s one of the attendants in that amusement park at Brocklestone.”

“Crispin’s amusement park,” remarked Purbright in an aside to the chief constable.

“And some of the girls, the waitresses, say that they recognised fellows from the same place,” Love said. “That’s how they were so good at jumping around from table to table, the girls said—they were from the dodgem cars.”

“All right, sergeant. You’d better take a statement from this man. We particularly want to know who recruited him and gave the instructions. If he’s forthcoming don’t bother to charge him with anything; we can do without complications of that kind at the moment.”

Not long after the sergeant’s departure, there was another knock on the door, a timid double tap. Purbright called “Come in” but without effect. A few moments later, the knock was repeated. The inspector rose and opened the door himself.

Standing outside was the chastened Detective Constable Burke. It was not he who caught Purbright’s eye, however, but a figure in scarlet robe and hat—the presentment (a trifle grubby and rumpled, but splendid still) of one who had suffered an even more notable fall from grace.

Burke stiffly introduced Cardinal Wolsey’s reincarnation.

“Joseph Tudor, sir. Alias Turidu.”

Purbright motioned Tudor inside. Burke he dismissed not unkindly with instructions to see if Sergeant Love could find him something useful to do.

Beneath the red prelate’s hat, two sleepy but wary eyes shifted in shadow as Tudor looked from Purbright to Chubb and back again. His jowls, swollen now with resentment and incipient hangover, were the shape and colour of aubergines. At even intervals, the nose flexed in a sharp, questing sniff.

Purbright announced his and Chubb’s identities and asked to see Tudor’s passport. Without a word Tudor groped amidst the folds of his too-long robe.

After examining the passport, Purbright said that there appeared to be some discrepancy between that document and the records of the United States immigration authorities. Would Mr Tudor care to say whether he was, as a matter of verifiable fact, an American or an Italian citizen?

Mr Tudor replied in a brusque, gravelly, not-well-pleased voice, which he seemed to produce as a special favour and on a very short lease. He was, he affirmed, a citizen of the United States and couldn’t British cops read their own goddam language?

Mr Chubb said he thought there was no call for Mr Tudor—if such indeed was his name—to adopt that kind of tone.

Mr Tudor grunted and extended a hand to receive back the passport. The interview, he seemed to have decided, was over.

“I’m sorry, sir,” said the inspector, “but I must ask you to bear with us for a while longer. The inquiries respecting your passport will be made with the least possible delay.”

There was a sound like a leaking steam valve. It was prolonged for several seconds before blooming into “Santa Maria!”—most devoutly delivered between clenched teeth.

“Yes, sir,” Purbright acknowledged. He went on: “While you are here, I have a number of other questions I wish to put to you, Mr Tudor. And in fairness I ought to point out that these questions are part of the investigation we are making into the death a few hours ago of the owner of this club.”

Tudor, utterly sober now, balled a podgy fist and held it against his temple. His eyes were upturned in self-accusatory exasperation. Mr Chubb, noting with disapproval the drink-inflamed whites thus displayed, was impressed nevertheless with their owner’s performance. A murderer, surely, would react to mention of his crime with pretence of shock or ignorance or even disbelief. He would not behave as though he had just remembered leaving a tap running.

“The guy got hit, then, huh?” Mr Tudor shook his head, but he looked more annoyed than regretful.

Purbright was watching him closely. “He did, indeed.”

Again Mr Tudor gave his head a shake. He noisily sucked a bit of banquet out of a tooth and began to nibble it.

“Too bad,” he said.

“Why have you come to England?” Purbright asked, after waiting a while.

Mr Tudor shrugged. “Maybe I go for this Middle Ages stuff.” He found another tooth to suck. “And maybe I do some business here.” Again he shrugged. It was quite an accomplishment with him.

“The East Anglian olive crop?” inquired Purbright.

British sarcasm was not to Mr Tudor’s taste. He gave the inspector a smile that looked as if a dentist had lifted his lip with a probe.

“I gather you do not wish to tell me the real reason for your presence in Flaxborough,” Purbright said.

Tudor did another lip lift, this time for Mr Chubb’s benefit. “He gathers, this guy.”

“Where are you staying, sir?” Purbright’s tone was as pleasant as ever.

“This Roebuck Arms joint—your village inn, I guess.”

“An officer will drive you there, sir, so that you may collect what things you need before he takes you on.”

“On? On where?”

“To the village lock-up, sir, as one might say.”

Tudor’s face darkened so rapidly and to such degree that the sight of it was like watching a great bruise develop. Mr Chubb took advantage of the man’s deprivation of speech to emphasise, somewhat prosaically, the seriousness of passport irregularities in the view of the British Home Office.

“I want my lawyer,” growled Mr Tudor as soon as he was able. He banged the desk with his fist. “And get my consul, but quick.”

The chief constable assured him that such matters would be attended to by the appropriate officer at police headquarters as soon as Mr Tudor took up temporary residence.

Purbright mentioned to Mr Chubb that American consular affairs, so far as Flaxborough was concerned, were in the hands of Mr Brisson, the shipping agent. “He’s the Italian consul as well, as a matter of fact,” he thought it right to add.

To Mr Tudor, the inspector said: “I imagine your own attorney would understand if you sought advice from a local man on this occasion, would he not?”

The thumb that had slipped safety catches on behalf of the late Mr Capone, pulled piano wire into the truculent tracheae of half the henchmen of the late Mr O’Banion, and, in more recent, peaceable years, counted off enough hundred-dollar bills into presidential campaign laundries to buy respectability for the duration of its owner’s twilight years—this thumb now jerked in the direction of Inspector Purbright.

“He imagines! Gathering ain’t enough, so now he imagines! He talks so pretty I could cry!”

When, divested of his cardinalship and in the close custody of a marvellously alert Detective Burke, Mr Tudor had departed, the chief constable gave Purbright a worried stare.

“And do you still mean to say, Mr Purbright, that you rule out that dreadful fellow as the murderer of poor Hatch?”

“Without hestitation, sir,” said the inspector, cheerfully.

Chapter Nineteen

Somewhat to the surprise of the duty seregeat, it was not a lawyer whom Mr Tudor required to be brought to his cell the following morning, but a lady.

The sergeant consulted Purbright, who was intrigued. Yes, he said, let him see the lady in question—if she would come, of course; that was up to her.

“But this Miss Teatime, sir—she’s nothing to do with solicitors, as far as I know.”

“Which is much to her credit. No, don’t worry, sergeant; she can appear in the time-honoured, and quite legitimate, role of Prisoner’s Friend. Send a car for her.”

Purbright’s surmise that Miss Teatime might have a little friendship left over for the Prosecutor as well proved correct. He had completed all but one of his planned interviews at the Floradora Club, when he was told that Miss Teatime had come out from town and would like a word with him.

The inspector was occupying the same office, but he had moved from the late proprietor’s desk, the pretentious acreage of which he disliked, to a smaller one on the other side of the room.

Miss Teatime entered in as eager and genial a manner as if she were the sole beneficiary arriving for the reading of a will.

“I do hope,” she said, sitting in the chair that Purbright had fetched for her, “that I have done nothing improper in respect of public funds by soliciting another lift in one of your nice police cars. They are most comfortable and they smell of pine forests.”

Purbright said he was glad that it had been possible to oblige her in so small a matter. He trusted she had found her friend Mr Tudor well and that she had been able to give him such advice as he required.

Miss Teatime’s mouth retained her smile, but at the corner appeared a little twist of astuteness, of good-natured reproof.

“Come, inspector, you must have seen enough of Mr Tudor by now to realise that he is a very odious gentleman indeed, and vicious.”

“You conveyed a somewhat different impression the other day,” Purbright said drily.

“That was before he saw fit to presume upon mutual acquaintance in order to try and involve me in his squalid activities. If there is one thing I learned from my mother’s side of the family (all those dreadful marquesses) it is to abhor presumption on acquaintance.”

The inspector inclined his head in agreement. “I must admit I was surprised when he asked to see you, Miss Teatime. You must have been most embarrassed.”

“It was his request that was embarrassing, Mr Purbright. He wishes me to intercede on his behalf, in order—as I think he expressed it—to prevent your ‘pinning a rap on him’. Have I got that right? Pinning a rap? It sounds like some sort of makeshift costume, but I think I am worldly enough to know that he was probably referring to an impending criminal charge.”

“A murder charge, in point of fact.”

Miss Teatime shook her head. “I feared as much.”

After a short silence, she said: “To be quite candid, Mr Purbright, and with the greatest reluctance, I have to record my conviction that Mr Tudor has not killed anybody for some little while.”

“Why, do you suppose, should the man be so reluctant to explain his presence in Flaxborough if what you believe is true?”

She smiled. “You may perhaps have noticed, inspector, that the bigger a scoundrel a man is, the more zealously he proclaims some mystical or high-sounding abstraction or other.”

The inspector considered. “Patriotism? Confidentiality? Biological detergents? That sort of thing?”

“Precisely. The catchword of which Mr Tudor is especially enamoured is Honour. That is the concept, I understand, that is traditionally employed to dignify the goings-on of Mediterranean assassins, womanisers and generals who like locking people up. In his particular case, I fancy the word connotes secretiveness.”

“Do you know why he’s here?”

“I believe I do, inspector.”

“And are you going to tell me?”

Miss Teatime opened her reticule and took out cheroots and matches. “For what it is worth,” she said.

Purbright looked about the desk top for an ashtray. There was none in sight. He pulled open the shallow drawer before him.

“You will be unable,” said Miss Teatime, “to obtain any confirmation from Mr Tudor, but my belief is that he came to Flaxborough not to commit a crime but to prevent one of his minor associates from doing so.”

Purbright ceased rummaging in the drawer. He looked at her with suddenly sharpened attention.

“He spoke of family troubles, you see,” Miss Teatime explained. “My understanding is that ‘family’ is a term used very broadly in Mr Tudor’s sense. It probably embraces all those co-religionists of similar occupation but not necessarily of like eminence.”

“Fellow olive oil importers?” suggested the inspector.

Miss Teatime smiled. “We are a little behind the times, inspector—or, rather, Mr Tudor imagines we are. The current pretension in his circle is to banking interests and something they call real estate.”

She lit her small cigar, blew out the match and sat holding it like an exhibit. Purbright renewed his search of the drawer and came across a small tin box. He took off the lid. The box contained a number of tiny, semi-transparent rectangles. He tipped these out upon a sheet of paper and set the empty tin before Miss Teatime.

“Did Tudor know the identity of this associate you think he wished to restrain?”

“I am sure he did not. But he was confident that if such a person had arrived here, he would recognise him.”

Purbright ruminatively shifted the little rectangles about with the point of a pencil. They had rounded corners and one face of each was shinier than its reverse.

“You didn’t happen to know Mr Hatch, I suppose,” he said.

“Only as a regular contributor to one or another of our charities. It would not be kind to draw from that the inference that he had a troubled conscience, of course.”

“Certainly not,” Purbright agreed. He thought he had never heard a charge of turpitude more delicately framed.

There was a folder by his elbow. He opened it and sorted through papers until he found the letter that Hatch had received, the letter threatening his life.

“Do you think,” he asked Miss Teatime, “that Tudor knew Hatch to be the man whose murder was intended?”

She considered.

Purbright spoke again before she could reply. “Or was his attendance at the banquet here last night purely fortuitous? I ask you that because I recall that you provided him with the ticket.”

She nodded. “True. I have been wondering ever since if he had precise knowledge of what was going to happen. I am inclined to doubt it.”

“Might he not, in fact, have been less concerned to stop a murder than to take over for himself the protection—as he would understand the word—of a profitable sub-legal enterprise?”

The inspector saw the slightly pained expression on Miss Teatime’s face and added hastily: “The argument is purely hypothetical, naturally.”

She brightened at once. “I always try to adopt a balanced view, Mr Purbright. Especially when there exists a personal commitment of the kind, for instance, that a ticket agency implies. However, I do not quarrel with your assessment of Mr Tudor’s capabilities. Hypothetically speaking, if he were to pass wind it would rain granite chips.”

When Miss Teatime had gone, a young uniformed constable who was acting as doorman and messenger was sent by the inspector to fetch coffee. Purbright felt a trifle mean at having delayed the order. The Floradora coffee was so odd though (it conformed to a prescription of Mrs Hatch’s own devising and contained the salt and soda that she warmly declared made “all the difference”, as, indeed they did) that he had lacked courage to ask Miss Teatime to share it. In any case, there was no whisky available, the club’s entire stock having been distributed by the raiding party from Brocklestone.

The young constable tip-toed with great care and respect across the office and set the cup down by Purbright’s arm. The inspector murmured his thanks and continued to read a transcript of his earlier tape-recorded interview with a member of the Mackintosh-Brooke team—the one who had discovered in the books some astonishing figures relating to meat extract.

Suddenly Purbright heard the young constable gasp “Oh, sir!”

He looked up.

The constable was staring at the anonymous letter that Hatch had received from America. No, not at the letter, Purbright realised; at the envelope. The constable’s face registered surprise, delight and trepidation, all at once.

“Oh, sir!” he said again. Purbright recognised the kind of voice in which schoolboys acknowledge the autographs of footballers.

“Well?” Purbright prompted, trying to recall the constable’s name. Candle? Cornell?

“It’s a first day cover, sir,” declared the young constable, husky with awe. “Excuse me, sir, but do you think I...do you think it would be...”

“Hold on a minute.” Cordwell—that was it. “Hadn’t you better tell me, Mr Cordwell, just what you have seen that is so exciting?”

Cordwell swallowed, blushed and swallowed again. He leaned closer and pointed to the envelope, then at the stamp and the postmark.

“First day cover, sir,” he repeated. “That means it was posted on the first day of a new issue. The postmark—there, you see, sir—is June the eighth. And that is when this stamp was first on sale. Sir, if it would be possible—I mean when this envelope isn’t needed any more...”

“May I,” the inspector interrupted, “ask how you come to know these fascinating things?”

“Well, philately happens to be my hobby, sir. I’ve been collecting stamps for quite a while.”

“I see.” Purbright undipped the envelope from its letter. “And is there anything particularly notable about this stamp, apart from the date of cancellation?”

“Oh, yes, sir. This is the very first American issue showing a president during his lifetime. I’m not sure, but I believe Mr Nixon had the rules changed himself. Anyway, it’s a very collectable item.”

Purbright smiled. “In other words, you want me to purloin this for you when it’s not wanted any more as evidence.”

Another blush spread upwards from Constable Cordwell’s collar. “That would be really very good of you, sir.” He added after a pause. “My wife would be a lot happier, too.”

Purbright had a fleet vision of the Cordwells’ connubial couch, littered with Cape of Good Hope Triangulars during a joint session with the stamp album. “Don’t tell me she’s a philatelist?”

“Oh, no, sir. But she forgot to post the letter containing our self-addressed envelopes that I was supposed to be sending a dealer in New York for him to get stamped for us and put in the mail. I’m afraid I was a bit cross with her.”

“That is a usual arrangement is it—for stamp firms to post letters for clients on particular days?”

“Quite usual, sir.”

For a while, Purbright was silent. As he pondered, his eye strayed to the heap of flimsy little rectangles. A few had been blown across the desk by the movement of air occasioned by Cordwell’s arrival.

The constable noticed them too.

“They’re called hinges, aren’t they?” Purbright said to him.

“That’s right, sir. Or mounts. For mounting stamps on the page.” Cordwell gave the explanation with a trace of puzzlement in his voice. A deep one, this bloke Purbright.

“Sit down, Mr Cordwell.” Purbright indicated the chair vacated by Miss Teatime. “I want you to look at something and tell me if it means anything to you.” He took from his folder the copy of the cablegram that had been brought him by Miss Ryland.

Sitting very straight, and with the paper held before him like a hymn book, the constable slowly and conscientiously read the message through. And once again, the inspector observed, Cordwell was being stirred by some strange inner enthusiasm.

“Good lord!” Cordwell exclaimed at last, adding “sir” as a merely reflexive concession. He looked with shining eye at Purbright. “They’re fearfully rare, you know.”

“Indeed?”

“Not half, sir. They reckon there are only five in existence—apart from the one at the Vatican, and that isn’t likely to get into circulation, is it, sir?”

“I wouldn’t know,” said Purbright, momentarily depressed by Cordwell’s esoteric zeal. He recovered. “Look,—I want you to treat me as un untutored child for a while and explain in simple terms what this is all about. Don’t be nervous, but I believe you have the key to something extremely important.”

The constable regarded him earnestly, cleared his throat and took breath.

“Well, sir,” he began, “as you’ll have gathered, it’s about stamps.”

Chapter Twenty

Purbright passed on the the chief constable and edited version of Cordwell’s lecture, and was pleasantly surprised by Mr Chubb’s familiarity with terms that might otherwise have made the interview hard going. Oh, yes, Mr Chubb assured him, he knew what a transposed vignette was; he once had spotted one himself. It was in a packet of approvals that had come his way when he was at school, and he had sold it to another boy for five shillings. He didn’t dare think what such a stamp would be worth today.

“Enough to make it a readily negotiable piece of property, apparently,” said Purbright, “to say nothing of a convenient international investment for anyone who wishes to salt away some questionably acquired cash.”

Mr Chubb took his point, but thought it a great shame that even so wholesome and instructive a schoolboys’ hobby as stamp-collecting should be made to serve the ends of criminals.

Into which mood of reflection upon human perversity, Purbright chose to toss a startling announcement.

“I was speaking over the transatlantic telephone at four o’clock this afternoon to a Captain Michael West, of the New York police.”

Mr Chubb at first looked politely querulous, as if he were not quite sure where New York was. Then he peered at Purbright with sharper attention, almost alarm.

“New York, America?

“That New York, yes, sir.”

“I trust you had some very good reason, Mr Purbright. Authorisation for things like that is terribly difficult to obtain, even in advance. Retrospectively...good heavens!”

Purbright thought he had not seen the chief constable look so concerned since the last hard-pad outbreak.

“It was not a very lengthy call, sir. There seemed no better way to get quick and accurate answers to certain vital questions. And West is a most charming and intelligent man. He once visited Flaxborough.”

This mitigating circumstance earned a pleasant “Oh, really?” from Mr Chubb.

“The Interpol people put me on to him,” the inspector explained. “It was to his station—precinct house, I think is the New York term—that the letter purporting to prophesy our murder was sent. He had kept the letter itself on file, of course, but it was mainly the envelope I wanted to talk about. Fortunately, it hadn’t been thrown away. He was able to turn both up straight away.”

Purbright placed before Mr Chubb the envelope that had so intrigued Constable Cordwell.

“Captain West and I made what might be called a comparison by description. We found enough points of similarity to suggest very strongly indeed that both envelopes—and both letters—had a common authorship, certainly a common source.

“The dimensions of the envelopes checked exactly. Postmarks were identical. Same district, same time. The ink and style of addressing were more difficult to compare in the circumstances, but we could spot no obvious discrepancy. The stamps were of different denominations, but they belonged to the same new commemorative issue.

“Now, sir; perhaps we can consider the letters. The first is a warning to the police—the American police, who reasonably might be expected to pass the warning on—that a Mafia-style murder is planned to take place in Flaxborough. No names are offered, only the location.

“The second letter is very different. It is a threat to a specific person, and it is addressed to that person direct. Subsequently, the man who gets the letter, and, again as one might expect, reports it to us, is found murdered.

“As I say, sir, the letters seem utterly different in intention. One, an informer’s tip-off; the other, a death sentence. Each, though, has a ring of authenticity. And because they turn up at different times in the hands of unrelated and widely separated people, each seems to reinforce the credibility of the other.

“But only so long”—Purbright spoke more slowly and deliberately—“as the letters remain three thousand miles apart and are not examined jointly for signs of their having been concocted by the same writer. And why, after all, should they not so remain?”

The chief constable hoped very much that the question was rhetorical, because he could not have answered it to save his life. He suspected that Purbright, in some subtle way, was getting his own back for the rebuke over the telephone call.

“Why, indeed,” murmured Mr Chubb, forcing a smile.

“You will, of course, have raced ahead and deduced the conclusions that Captain West and I reached,” said Purbright, “but I shall outline them nonetheless, if you don’t object, sir.”

Mr Chubb magnanimously waved him on.

“We agreed at once that the two letters constituted a cleverly trailed red herring, the object of which was persuasively to lay advance blame for an intended murder upon some actual but amorphous criminal organisation. The would-be murderer, we decided, was almost certain to be someone in this country, not in America—someone who knew enough about his victim’s business activities to realise that they rendered him liable to extortion.

“But how had the letters come to be mailed in a city on the other side of the Atlantic? Captain West inclined to the idea of an accomplice, but wasn’t happy about the peculiar way in which the letter to the American police had been addressed. Wouldn’t a collaborator in New York have taken the trouble to specify at least the street and district?”

“Good point,” said the chief constable, who had been trying to think if this West could have been the rather likeable American he had chatted to a dozen or more years ago during some official visit or other. An unveiling, was it? Nice chap. Rose grower.

A knock at the door presaged the entry of Sergeant Love. He was accompanied by a small, wiry man, with a large bald head. The head was sun-tanned to the colour of pumpkin rind and very shiny. It was like some cherished and regularly rubbed-up domestic utensil.

“Here’s Doctor Fergusson, sir,” the sergeant announced.

Some brisk hand-shaking ensued. The police surgeon was an energetic mover who seemed perpetually to be desirous of embarking upon a journey.

“I asked Doctor Fergusson along to make an official examination,” Purbright explained to Mr Chubb. He turned to Love. “All right, sergeant, you may fetch Mr Amis now. I think he’s in the lounge next to that roulette wheel place.”

“Ay-ay-ay-ay...” This sound of Scottish restlessness came from Dr Fergusson, who had stepped to the window and was staring out, as upon a train timetable in the sky.

Two minutes went by.

Mr Chubb leaned close to Purbright and spoke very softly. “Examination? I’m afraid I don’t quite follow.” He kept his eyes on Fergusson’s back, where the doctor’s hands were engaged in a small, impatient wrestling match.

The inspector’s reply was just as quietly delivered. “Sorry, sir; I should have explained. The odds are that...”

Dr Fergusson wheeled round suddenly from the window. He was glaring at his watch. “Look here,” he said, “I don’t want to mess up your routine or anything, but I do happen to have left something pretty urgent to do in town. Could you let me have half an hour?” He was already at the door, pulling it open. “No, twenty minutes. I’ll be back in twenty minutes. All right?”

The last two words reached them faintly through the closing door. Mr Chubb looked much displeased and said he really thought Fergusson was the limit. What had he come for, anyway? Purbright told him. He added his opinion that half an hour’s delay would make no material difference.

Another minute elapsed without further sign of Love or his charge.

Purbright did some re-arranging of things on the desk top. He smiled reflectively. “We were rather lucky, you know, sir,” he said, “in turning up such extraordinarily quick workers as those New York people. I put our question of whether there was a firm of stamp dealers in their locality whose name began with the letters O, X and O, and in less than two hours they rang back having not only traced the firm but most perceptively interviewed one of its principals.”

When Edmund Amis arrived, he entered the office in advance of Love and without knocking. He was wearing a lightweight tweed suit, the cut and quality of which the chief constable immediately noticed and approved. His manner was confident, his air of recognition friendly. With a very white handkerchief, he touched his mouth and chin. “I hope I haven’t kept you, gentlemen; I was taking some tea.” The mouth was—Purbright discovered the word tuck-shop in his mind and worked from that—chubby. A chubby mouth, boy-like. Yet the flesh round and under the jaw was as flaccid as a middle-aged matron’s.

Purbright introduced the chief constable. Amis nodded, accepted a chair and pulled up enough neatly creased trouser leg to reveal socks in pale blue silk crochet. He glanced with polite interest at Love’s manipulation of buttons on a tape recorder.

“Let us,” said Purbright, “come straight to the point, Mr Amis—or to a point, rather. Some rather odd features have come to light in the records of this club’s finances. I must ask you first of all if you have any knowledge of them.”

“If you mean by ‘odd’ dishonest, the answer is no.”

“Oh, I do not wish to strain the word at this stage beyond its meaning of unusual, unexpected—interesting, if you like.”

“I think you are going to have to give me a specific example, inspector.”

“Very well.” Purbright referred to a set of figures in the file before him. “On 18 February this year, a cheque was issued in favour of Oxo—presumably the beef extract manufacturers.” He looked up. “Correct?”

“If what you have there is a record of the cheque counterfoils, that is your answer, I suppose. I can scarcely be expected to recall from memory one single cheque out of all that go to our suppliers.”

“The amount,” said Purbright, “is £775. That would buy rather a lot of beef cubes, wouldn’t it, sir?”

After a brief ensuing silence, the small explosion of laughter from Amis sounded spontaneous and curiously guileless. Mr Chubb, who had retired to stand in the background, stared at him and wondered.

“It would, indeed,” said Amis, most amiably. “We shall have to see what is on the invoice. Someone’s slipped up, obviously.”

The inspector referred again to his list. “It would appear that the club was out of beef cubes again by 30 May. The supply that was ordered on that occasion cost £1120.”

Amis did not laugh a second time. He ran a finger slowly along his plump jaw-line and stared thoughtfully into the middle distance. He turned to Purbright and indicated his folio. “Have a look at the invoice. As you say, there is something odd about this.”

The inspector gazed back, levelly. “No invoice has been found, Mr Amis. And no receipt. Indeed, during the past fourteen months a total of nearly £4000 is indicated by these ‘Oxo’ counterfoils, yet not one invoice or receipt appears to exist.”

Amis pondered. The others watched him. He undeniably was taking his time, yet seemed somehow not to be playing for time. At last, he shrugged. “I’m sorry, inspector, but I really can’t imagine what he’d been doing.”

“He?” echoed Purbright at once. “Whom do you mean by ‘he’?”

Amis’s eyes widened. “Poor old Hatch. Who else?” He leaned forward. “Now, look, inspector, Hatch liked to refer to me as his private secretary. In fact, I was his hired help, that’s all. One thing I certainly was not, and that was the company secretary.”

“But you did handle cheques.”

“As an office boy might be said to handle cheques. Hatch expected all his employees to muck in, as he rather disgustingly put it.”

“It was not uncommon, I understand, sir, for you to take a batch of cheques for signature before all the details had been filled in, and for you then to complete them in your own time. Am I right?”

“That did happen occasionally. Mr Hatch’s movements were pretty unpredictable. One had to catch him when one could.”

Hatch, catch, batch flitted ridiculously through Purbright’s brain. He said: “From this point, Mr Amis, I am going to have to ask you questions of a more searching nature. It is your right to have advice as to how to answer them—if, indeed, you wish to answer them at all. Do you want your solicitor to be present?”

Amis was silent a moment. Then a faint, pouting smile, a smirk of mock contrition. “Oh, dear,” he said, very quietly; and again, “Oh, dear.”

Purbright waited.

Amis sniffed, suddenly resolute. “No, I think we can dispense with solicitors. The man who would really have had need of one is out of the picture now. But I’ve a fair idea what sort of thing you’ve dug up. And you possibly think I should have guessed earlier, and done something about it. That’s your drift, isn’t it?”

There was in the easy posture, the good-naturedly chiding tone of the man, that essence of assured superiority which the unwary so often mistake for friendliness.

“Not at all,” Purbright replied. “You are in no danger of being charged with collusion, Mr Amis.”

“Well, thank goodness for that. I mean, I shouldn’t be altogether flabbergasted if you were to tell me that there had been tax fiddles here, or even something a bit close to the wind where the play and the girls are concerned. You follow? I mean to say, that sort of malarky does go on in clubs. But don’t worry, Hatch was too sharp to give me any hints, let alone make me a partner in crime. Do you know why he gave me this job, inspector? Simply because he thought it would be rather posh to have a private secretary. So he installed one. Just as he put that ridiculous swimming pool in his garden. I feel I have a sort of kinship with that pool. We’re both status symbols.”

“Do you feel kinship with his Olson and Morgan?” Purbright asked.

“I beg your pardon?”

There had been a pause, certainly, before Amis’s response, but Purbright was not sure whether it betokened guilt or puzzlement. Probably, he told himself, the latter. The man’s undiminished pleasantness of manner implied anxiety to understand a witticism that had not quite connected.

“I was referring to Mr Hatch’s somewhat expensive sporting gun,” Purbright explained.

Chapter Twenty-one

“Ah.” Amis smiled. “Yes, it would be an expensive one, naturally.”

“You are not a shooting man, yourself, sir?”

“I’m afraid not. You will not find me responding satisfactorily to the dropping of famous names in that department, inspector.”

“A more peaceable occupation, perhaps, would appeal to you?”

“Conceivably.”

“Let us see, then, if I may drop a name to which you will respond. One with essentially pacific associations.”

Purbright considered, or pretended to. The three others in the room watched him: Mr Chubb gravely, Sergeant Love with one eye on his tape, Amis in patience.

“Gibbons,” said the inspector.

“The Decline and Fall gentleman,” said Amis at once. “Of the Roman Empire.” Love’s expression warmed to admiration: he was an avid spectator of television quiz games. But Purbright shook his head.

“That one, I think you’ll find, was Gibbon singular. Gibbons is the name on a famous and exhaustive catalogue of postage stamps.”

In his corner, Mr Chubb nodded in concurrence.

“We’ll try another,” Purbright said. “How do you react to the resonance of the Oxonia Philatelic Trading Corporation? Of New York and London?”

A small but noticeable change had affected Amis’s amiability. It now was edged with brittleness.

“So unlikely a title must be genuine. I presume we have arrived at the heavy hinting stage, have we, inspector?”

“No, sir. At the honest explanation stage, I should have hoped. Tell me this for a start. When you handed Hatch an uncompleted cheque made out to Oxo for him to sign in that off-handed and very unbusinesslike way that he probably imagined was appropriate to being rich, was it not with the clear intention of expanding ‘Oxo’ to Oxonia, adding the rest of the firm’s title and finally inserting the amount—a substantial amount—for payment?”

Amis regarded him with a sort of repressed derision—rather like indigestion, except that laughter rather than wind was trying to come up.

The inspector did not wait long before pursuing his theme.

“And did you not pay to the London branch of Oxonia by the method I have described a total of”—he bent forward to consult a slip of paper—“of just under £4000 since February of last year?”

Spectator Love hurriedly looked away, but his eyes were already bulging and his lips funnelled.

“For what?” asked Amis, as quietly as he could, it seemed, lest his amusement erupt.

“For a number of rare stamps you had commissioned the firm to obtain for you, notably a set of five misprints from the two-and-a-half lire Vatican City issue of 1932.”

Amis turned up his eyes. “Dear god,” he sighed, “do I look like a stamp collector?”

Purbright deputised with an answer. “Possibly not, sir; but one does not have to look like an engraver in order to draw notes from a bank. A valuable stamp is as good as a load of currency: better, because it is less likely to depreciate and it can be more privately negotiated.”

“Two and a half lire doen’t sound much like a load of currency, not even by 1932 standards.”

Purbright sighed. “You really must stop trying to sell your intelligence short, Mr Amis. This is your desk, is it not?”

“Until you arrived, yes.” The humorous attitude was back, but it was wry now, and had sharper calculation behind it.

The inspector opened the drawer. He picked out a pinch of stamp hinges and let them flutter to the desk surface in front of Amis. There was a lens in the drawer and close by, a pair of tweezers and a rectangular piece of plastic, rather like a rule, except that its edges were serrated.

“You may claim not to look like a stamp collector, but you seem to have acquired some of the tools of the trade.” Purbright picked up the toothed rule. “Even a perforation gauge. Remember the specifications of the Naked Nuns, Mr Amis? Nineteen and fifteen?”

A grin. “Bit young for nuns, surely?”

“Exactly what we thought when we first heard of them.” Purbright, too, was smiling. “ ‘Perf. nineteen, fifteen...’ Rather like one of the odder brothel advertisements, with ‘perf’ for perfect—the standard exaggeration, of course.” He heard from the outfield Mr Chubb’s little cough of rebuke. “Now we know better. Nineteen perforations on the horizontal sides, fifteen on the vertical. And ‘Naked Nun’ the trade nickname for the result of the rather puckish philatelic mishap in 1932 whereby two vignette plates were transposed at the printers.”

Purbright, happening to glance at Love, saw on his face so plain a plea for curiosity to be satisfied at once that he amplified the account for the sergeant’s special benefit.

“The frame of the stamp depicted a procession of nuns, and the oval insertion, the so-called head plate, should have been a portrait of Pope Pius the Eleventh. But what actually appeared was one of Manet’s ‘Olympia’.”

“Olympia?” echoed Love, unable to help himself.

“A famous nude painting, sergeant.”

“French,” added Amis, drawing upon an almost depleted reserve of waggish confidence. Purbright he addressed with more seriousness.

“It is obvious that I should have known better than to pretend absolute ignorance, inspector. I simply didn’t want to be drawn into an investigation of Hatch’s affairs. I might add that the possibility of my receiving attention from his gangster friends didn’t much appeal either.”

“Ah, yes, his Mafia associations. What do you know about those, Mr Amis?”

“Virtually nothing. Except that Hatch was having to pay out money. Protection money, I suppose one would call it. Club proprietors do tend to get involved with that sort of thing. It’s true, of course, that I know a little about stamps. I advised Hatch on which ones he should buy. It is possible that he used some of them to meet his protection bills. I don’t know. As you say, though, stamps are negotiable.”

Purbright nodded. “I’m so glad you’ve been frank, sir. This stamps business had been puzzling us a good deal. Hatch was a man of some accomplishment, but I couldn’t quite see him as an informed enthusiast in so specialised a field.”

Both men looked amused at the thought. Amis was still smiling when the inspector said casually:

“I suppose, then, that it was you and not Hatch who mailed that packet of letters to New York for Oxonia to give them first-day post under the new presidential commemorative issue.”

At the end of some seconds’ silence, Amis said merely: “First I’ve heard of it.” He did not sound as if he expected to be believed.

“I have to admire the quickness of thinking it displayed,” Purbright said. “The descent upon the club of the gentlemen from Mackintosh-Brooke must have left you very little time to prepare for the somewhat drastic measure that their inquisitiveness was going to force you to take. From an ordinary audit, you had nothing to fear. The books showed no payments that hadn’t received Hatch’s authority or were outside the normal scope of his business. But an efficiency investigation—that was something different. It was bound to bring into question a catering system that required as big an outlay on beef cubes as on whisky.”

Amis, half rising from his chair, began to say something. Purbright gestured him to silence. As Amis hung in an immobile crouch between sitting and standing, the inspector began to recite, quite softly as if it were designed to give comfort, the formal warning that he was soon to be charged with murder.

Before he had quite finished, the door was opened brusquely and Fergusson was back: spry, bustling, between trains.

“Right, then,” Fergusson said, immediately the caution had been delivered. He glanced rapidly from one to another of those in the room, as if they were contestants in a race who had been waiting for him to return with the starting pistol.

Purbright frowned at him. “Just a moment, doctor, if you don’t mind.” He turned again to Amis. “Do you wish to say anything at this stage?”

“Is it...” Amis, whose fingers had been straying restlessly about the flesh of neck and jaw, had discovered a long whisker in isolation just below his left ear and was pulling it so that the skin there rose in a little peak—“Is that usual?” He was sitting again, but slumped forward slightly. To look at Purbright, while not relinquishing the whisker, he had to twist his head upward and sideways. It gave him a curiously submissive, almost cringing air. Is that usual? The näivete of the question, the unhappy deference it implied, released in Purbright a sudden loathing for what was going on.

“You must decide for yourself, Mr Amis,” he said, flatly. “The charge will be made formally at the police station, to which you will be taken now. You may confer with your solicitor as soon as you wish. Every facility will be given you.”

Amis departed, without another word, in the cheerful custody of Sergeant Love. He was listless, grey-faced, flabby. He did not look at all like a private secretary. He did not look like a murderer, either. His errant single hair was still bothering him, and his preoccupation with it made him stumble at the door.

“And now what, for Christ’s sake?” demanded Doctor Fergusson of the inspector and Mr Chubb in an indignant sweep from one to the other. His voice had a bagpipe-ish squeak.

Purbright apologised and explained.

“I didn’t expect him to cave in. In a sense, I didn’t want him to. It somehow makes the affair that much more squalid. If he hadn’t, of course, he would have been asked to submit to a simple medical examination. There’s almost certainly a deep bruise on his right shoulder. It should still be obvious at remand reception, though.”

Fergusson was mollified by the mention of a bruise. “Ah. The gun. Aye.” He paused. “Aye, but if everybody who fired a shot gun got bruised by the recoil, half my patients would be out of commission by the end of the first week of the pheasant season. It’s long odds, Purbright.”

“Not all that long. Amis is a townsman, a Londoner. And not in the tweedy week-ending set, either. A twelve-bore would kick him like a cannon.”

“That’s perfectly true, doctor,” the chief constable confirmed, in order to get into a conversation from which he suspected Fergusson aimed to extract credit. “It is also true, as Mr Purbright observed to me earlier, that the man stank of liniment. A shrewd point, I thought.” Mr Chubb smirked frostily. “But one that might escape the notice of someone always using the stuff in the course of his trade, perhaps?”

“Ah, detection! Detection!”

With which sardonic cry, the doctor abruptly departed.

For perhaps a minute, Mr Chubb stood in silent and motionless effort to conquer the outrageous impression that Fergusson had slapped him on the back. But he did not prevail.

Purbright spoke to him.

“I must get over to Fen Street now, sir. Do you wish to come?”

“I think not, Mr Purbright. Unless there is something that cannot wait until morning.”

“No, sir.”

“What about a warrant, by the way? You’ll be searching the fellow’s flat, I take it.”

“Tomorrow.”

“For the stamps?”

Purbright shrugged. “He may tell us where they are. If not, I doubt if we shall ever find them. Five small scraps of paper.”

The chief constable looked concerned.

“Oh, the case doesn’t depend on them, sir,” Purbright said. “Oxonia’s London manager told me over the phone that Hatch collected his buys in person and always had the cheque ready. The manager says he can identify Hatch whenever we want him to. He described him to me just to prove it.”