The Rolling Stones

III - THE SECOND-HAND MARKET

They stopped at the Locker Rooms at East Lock and suited up. As usual, Hazel unbelted her gun and strapped it to her vacuum suit. None of the others was armed; aside from civic guards and military police no one went armed in Luna City at this late date except a few of the very old-timers like Hazel herself. Castor said, "Hazel, why do you bother with that?"

"To assert my right. Besides, I might meet a rattlesnake."

"Rattlesnakes? On the Moon? Now, Hazel!"

"'Now, Hazel'" yourself. More rattlesnakes walking around on their hind legs than ever wriggled in the dust. Anyhow, do you remember the reason the White Knight gave Alice for keeping a mouse trap on his horse?"

"Uh, not exactly."

"Look it up when we get home. You kids are ignorant Give me a hand with this helmet."

The conversation stopped, as Buster was calling his grand­mother and insisting that they start their game. Castor could read her lips through her helmet; when he had his own helmet in place and his suit radio switched on he could hear them arguing about which had the white men last game. Hazel was preoccupied thereafter as Buster, with the chess board in front of him, was intentionally hurrying the moves, whereas Hazel was kept busy visualising the board.

They had to wait at the lock for a load of tourists, just arrived in the morning shuttle from Earth, to spill out. One of two women passengers stopped and stared at them. "Thelma," she said to her companion, "that little man - he's wearing a gun."

The other woman urged her along. "Don't take notice," she said. "It's not polite." She went on, changing the subject 'I won­der where we can buy souvenir turtles around here? I promised Herbert."

Hazel turned and glared at them; Mr. Stone took her arm and urged her into the now empty lock. She continued to fume as the lock cycled. "Groundhogs! Souvenir turtles indeed!"

"Mind your blood pressure, Hazel," her son advised.

"You mind yours." She looked up at him and suddenly grinned. "I should ha' drilled her, podnuh - like this." She made a fast draw to demonstrate, then, before returning the weapon to its holster, opened the charge chamber and removed a cough drop. This she inserted through the pass valve of her helmet and caught it on her tongue. Sucking it, she continued. "Just the same, son, that did it. Your mind may not be made up; mine is. Luna is getting to be like any other ant hill. I'm going out somewhere to find elbow room, about a quarter of a billion miles of it."

"How about your pension?"

"Pension be hanged! I got along all right before I had it, Hazel, along with the other remaining Founding Fathers - and mothers - of the lunar colony, had been awarded a lifetime pension from a grateful city. This might be for a long period, despite her age, as the normal human life span under the bio­logically easy conditions of the Moon's low gravity had yet to be determined; the Luna city geriatrics clinic regularly revised the estimate upwards.

She continued, "How about you? Are you going to stay here, like a sardine in a can? Better grab your chance, son, before they run you for office again. Oueen to king's bishop three, Lowell."

"We'll see. Pressure is down; let's get moving."

Castor and Pollux carefully stayed out of the discussion; things were shaping up.

As well as Dealer Dan's lot, the government salvage yard and that of the Bankrupt Hungarian were, of course, close by the spaceport The Hungarian's lot sported an ancient sun-tarnished sign - BARGAINS! BARGAINS!! BARGAINS!!! GOING OUT OF BUSINESS - but there were no bargains there, as Mr. Stone decided in ten minutes and Hazel in five. The government salvage yard held mostly robot freighters without living qnarters - one-trip ships, the interplanetary equivalent of discarded packing cases - and obsolete military craft unsuited for most private uses. They ended up at Ekizian's lot.

Pollux headed at once for the ship he and his brother had picked out. His father immediately called him back 'Hey," Pol! What's your hurry?"

"Don't you want to see our ship?"

"Your ship? Are you still laboring under the fancy that I am going to let you two refugees from a correction school buy that Deiroiter?"

" Huh? Then what did we come out here for?"

"I want to look at some ships. But I am not interested in a Detroiter VII."

Pollux said, "Huh! See here, Dad, we aren't going to settle for a jumpbug. We need a - "The rest of his protest was cut off as Castor reached over and switched off his walkie-talkie; Castor picked it up:

"What sort of a ship, Dad? Pol and I have looked over most of these heaps, one time or another."

"Well, nothing fancy. A conservative family job. Let's look at that Hanshaw up ahead."

Hazel said, "I thought you said Hanshaws were fuel hogs, Roger?"

"True, but they are very comfortable. You can't have everything."

"Why not?"

Pollux had switched his radio back on immediately. He put in, "Dad, we don't want a runabout. No cargo space." Castor reached again for his belt switch; he shut up.

But Mr. Stone answered hirn. "Forget about cargo space. You two boys would lose your shirts if you attempted to compete with the sharp traders running around the system. I'm looking for a ship that will let the family make an occasional pleasure trip; I'm not in the market for a commercial freighter."

Pollux shut up; they all went to the Hanshaw Mr. Stone had pointed out and swarmed up into her control room. Hazel used both hands and feet in climbing the rope ladder but was only a little behind her descendants. Once they were in the ship she went down the hatch into the power room; the others looked over the control roof and the living quarters, combined in one compartment. The upper or bow end was the control station with couches for pilot and co-pilot. The lower or after end had two more acceleration couches for passengers, all four couches were reversible, for the ship could be tumbled in flight, caused to spin end over end to give the ship artificial 'gravity' through centrifugal force - in which case the forward direction would be 'down', just the opposite of the 'down' of flight under power.

Pollux looked over these arrangements with distaste. The notion of cluttering up a ship with gadgetry to coddle the tender stomachs of groundhogs disgusted him. No wonder Hanshaws were fuel hogs!

But his father thought differently. He was happily stretched out in the pilot's couch, fingering the controls. "This baby might do," he announced, "if the price is right."

Castor said, "I thought you wanted this for the family, "I do."

"Be pretty cramped in here once you rigged extra couches. Edith won't like that"

"You let me worry, about your mother. Anyhow, there are enough couches now.

"With only four? How do you figure?"

"Me, your mother, your grandmother, and Buster. If Meade is along we'll rig something for the baby. By which you may conclude that I am really serious about you two juvenile delin­quents finishing your schooling. Now don't blow your safeties! - I have it in mind that you two can use this crate to run around in after you finish school. Or even during vacations, once you get your unlimited licenses. Fair enough?"

The twins gave him the worst sort of argument to answer; neither of them said anything. Their expressions said everything that was necessary. Their father went on, "See here - I'm trying to be fair and I'm trying to. be generous. But how many boys your age do you know, or have even heard of, who have their own ship? None - right? You should get it through your heads that you are not supermen."

Castor grabbed at it. "How do you know that we are not "supermen"?"

Poliux followed through with, "Conjecture, pure conjecture." Before Mr. Stone could think of an effective answer his mother poked her head up the power room hatch. Her expres­sion seemed to say she had whiffed a very bad odor. Mr. Stone said, "What's the trouble, Hazel? Power plant on the blink?"

""On the blink", he says! Why, I wouldn't lift this clunker at two gravities."

"What's the matter with it?"

"I never saw a more disgracefully abused - No, I won't tell you. Inspect it yourself; you don't trust my engineering ability."

"Now see here, Hazel, I've never told you I don't trust your engineering."

"No, but you don't. Don't try to sweet-talk me; I know. So check the power room yourself. Pretend I haven't seen it"

Her son turned away and headed for the outer door, saying huffily, "I've never suggested that you did not know power plants. If you are talking about that Gantry design, that was ten years ago; by now you should have forgiven me for being right about it."

To the surprise of the twins Hazel did not continue the argu­ment but followed her son docilely into the air lock. Mr. Stone started down the rope ladder; Castor pulled his grandmother aside, switched off both her radio and pushed his hel­met into contact with hers so that he might speak with her in private. "Hazel, what was wrong with the power plant? Pol and I went through this ship last week - I didn't spot anything too bad."

Hazel look at him pityingly. "You've been losing sleep lately? It's obvious - only four couches."

"Oh." Castor switched on his radio and silently followed his brother and father to the ground.

Etched on the stern of the next ship they visited was Cherub, Roma, Terra, and she actually was of the Carlotti Motors Angel series, though she resembled very little the giant Archangels, She was short - barely a hundred fifty feet high - and slender, and she was at least twenty years old. Mr. Stone had been reluctant to inspect her. "She's too big for us," he protested, "and I'm not looking for a cargo ship."

"Too big how?" Hazel asked '"Too big" is a financial term, not a matter of size. And with her cargo hold empty, think how lively she'll be. I like a ship that jumps when I twist its tail - and so do you."

"Mmmm, yes," he admitted. "Well, I suppose it doesn't cost anything to look her over."

"You're talking saner every day, son." Hazel reached for the rope ladder.

The ship was old and old-fashioned and she had plied many a lonely million miles of space, but, thanks to the preservative qualities of the Moon's airless waste, she had not grown older since the last time her jets bad blasted. She had simply slumbered timelessly, waiting for someone to come along and appreciate her sleeping beauty. Her air had been. salvaged; there was no dust in her compartments. Many of her auxiliary fittings had been stripped and sold, but she herself was bright and clean and spaceworthy.

The light Hazel could see in her son's eyes she judged to be love at first sight. She hung back and signalled the twins to keep quiet. The open airlock had let them into the living quarters; a galley-saloon, two little staterooms, and a bunkroom. The control room was separate, above them, and was a combined conn. & comm. Roger Stone immediately climbed into it.

Below the quarters was the cargo space and below that the power room. The little ship was a passenger-carrying freighter, conversely a passenger ship with cargo space; it was this dual nature which had landed her, an unwanted orphan, in Dealer Dan's second-hand lot. Too slow when carrying cargo to compete with the express liners, she could carry too few passengers to make money without a load of freight, Although of sound construction she did not fit into the fiercely competi­tive business world.

The twins elected to go on down into the power room. Hazel poked around the living quarters, nodded approvingly at the galley, finally climbed up into the control room. There she found her son stretched out in the pilot's couch and fingering the controls. Hazel promptly swung herself into the co-pilot's couch, settled down in the bare rack - the pneumatic pads were missing - and turned her head toward Roger Stone. She called out 'All stations manned and ready, Captain !"

He looked at her and grinned. "Stand by to raise ship!"

She answered, "Board green! Clear from tower! Ready for count off!"

"Minus thirty! Twenty-nine - twenty-eight –" He broke off and added sheepishly, "It does feel good."

"You're dern tootin' it does. Let's grab ourselves a chunk of it before we're too old. This city life is getting us covered with moss."

Roger Stone swung his long legs out of the pilot's couch. "Um, maybe we should. Yes, we really should."

Hazel's booted feet hit the deck plates by his. "That's my boy! I'll raise you up to man size yet. Let's go see what the twins have taken apart."

The twins were still in the power room. Roger went down first; he said to Castor, "Well, son, how does it look? Will she raise high enough to crash?"

Castor wrinkled his forehead. "We haven't found anything wrong, exactly, but they've taken her boost units out. The pile is just a shell."

Hazel said, "What do you expect? For 'em to leave "hot" stuff sitting in a decommissioned ship? In time the whole stern would be radioactive, even if somebody didn't steal it.

Her son answered, "Quit showing off, Hazel, Cas knows that. We'll check the log data and get a metallurgical report later - if we ever talk business."

Hazel answered, "King's knight to queen bishop five. What's the matter, Roger? Cold feet?"

"No, I like this ship... but I don't know that I can pay for her. And even if she were a gift, it will cost a fortune to over­haul her and get her ready for space."

"Pooh! I'll run the overhaul myself, with Cas and Pol to do the dirty work. Won't cost you anything but dockage. As for the price, we'll burn that bridge when we come to it."

"I'll supervise the overhaul, myself."

"Want to fight? Let's go down and find out just what inflated notions Dan Ekizian has this time. And remember - let me do the talking."

"Now wait a minute - I never said I was going to buy this bucket."

"Who said you were? But it doesn't cost anything to dicker. I can make Dan see reason."

Dealer Dan Ekizian was glad to see them, doubly so when he found that they were interested, not in the Detroiter VII, but in a larger, more expensive ship. At Hazel's insistence she and Ekizian went into his inner office alone to discuss prices. Mr. Stone let her get away with it, knowing that his mother drove a merciless bargain. The twins and he waited outside for quite a while; presently Mr. Ekizian called his office girl in.

She came out a few minutes later, to be followed shortly by Ekizian and Hazel. "It's all settled," she announced, looking smug.

The dealer smiled grudgingly around his cigar. "Your mother is a very smart woman, Mister Mayor."

"Take it easy!" Roger Stone protested. "You are both mixed up in your timing. I'm no longer mayor, thank heaven - and nothing is settled yet. What are the terms?"

Ekizian glanced at Hazel, who pursed her lips. "Well, now, son," she said slowly, "it's like this. I'm too old a woman to fiddle around. I might die in bed, waiting for you to consider all sides of the question. So I bought it"

"You?"

" For all practical purposes. It's a syndicate. Dan puts up the ship; I wangle the cargo - and the boys and I take the stuff out to the Asteroids for a fat profit. I've always wanted to be a skipper."

Castor and Pollux had been lounging in the background, listening and watching faces. At Hazel's announcement Pollux started to speak; Castor caught his eye and shook his head. Mr. Stone said explosively, "That's preposterous! I won't let you do it"

"I'm of age, son." -

"Mr. Ekizian, you must be out of your mind."

The dealer took his cigar and stared at the end of it. "Busi­ness is business."

"Well...at least you won't get my boys mixed up in it That's out!"

"Mmm... " said Hazel. "Maybe. Maybe not. Let's ask them."

"They're not of age."

"No... not quite. But suppose they went into court and asked that I be appointed their guardian?"

Mr. Stone listened to this quietly, then turned to his sons.'Cas... Pol... did you frame this with your grandmother?"

Pollux answered, "No, sir."

"Would you do what she suggests?"

Castor answered, "Now, Dad, you know we wouldn't like to do anything like that."

"But would you do it, eh?"

"I didn't say so, sir."

"Hmm – " Mr. Stone turned back. "This is pure blackmail - and I won't stand for it. Mr. Ekizian, you knew that I came in here to bid on that ship. You knew that my mother was to bargain for it as my agent. You both knew that - but you made a deal behind my back. Now either you set that so-called deal aside and we start over - or I haul both of you down to the Better Business Bureau.

Hazel was expressionless; Mr. Ekizan examined his rings.

"There's something in what you say, Mr. Stone. Suppose we go inside and talk it over?"

"I think we had better."

Hazel followed them in and plucked at her son's sleeve before he had a chance to start anydung. "Roger? You really want to buy this ship?"

"I do."

She pointed to papers spread on Ekizian's desk. "Then just sign right there and stamp your thumb."

He picked up the papers instead. They contained no suggestion of the deal Hazel had outlined; instead they conveyed to him all right, title and interest in the vessel he had just inspected, and at a price much lower than he had been pre­pared to pay. He did some hasty mental arithmetic and concluded that Hazel had not only gotten the ship at scrapmetal prices but also must have bulldozed Ekizian into discounting the price by what it would have cost him to cut the ship up into pieces for salvage.

- In dead silence he reached for Mr. Ekizian's desk stylus, signed his name, then carefully affixed his thumb print. He looked up and caught his mother's eye. "Hazel, there is no honesty in you and you'll come to a bad end."

She smiled. "Roger, you do say the sweetest things."

Mr. Ekizian sighed. "As I said, Mr. Stone, your mother is a very smart woman. I offered her a partnership."

"Then there was a deal?"

Oh, no, no, not that deal - I offered her a partnership in the lot."

"But I didn't take it." Hazel added. "I want elbow room."

Roger Stone grinned and shrugged, stood up. "Well, anyway - who's skipper now?"

"You are - Captain."

As they came out both twins said, "Dad, did you buy it?"

Hazel answered, "Don't call him "Dad" - he prefers to be called "Captain"."

"Oh."

"Likewise "Oh"," Pol repeated.

Dr. Stone's only comment was, "Yes, dear, I gave them notice on the lease." Meade was almost incoherent; Lowell was incoherent After dinner Hazel and the twins took Meade and the baby out to see their ship; Dr. Stone - who had shown no excitement even during the Great Meteor Shower - stayed home wrth her husband. He spent the time making lists of things that must be attended to, both in the city and on the ship itself, before they could leave. He finished by making a list that read as follows:

Myself - skipper

Castor - 1st officer & pilot

Meade - 2nd officer & asst. cook

Hazel - chief engineer

Pollux - asst. eng. & relief pilot

Edith - ship's surgeon & cook

Buster - "supercargo"

He stared at it for a while, then said softly to himself, "Something tells me this isn't going to work."