The Slippery Slope

To My Kind Editor,

I apologize for the watery quality of this letter but I'm afraid the ink I am using has become diluted, a word which here means "soaked with salt water from the ocean and from the author's own tears. It is difficult to conduct my investigation on the damaged submarine where the Baudelaires lived during the episode of their lives, and I can only hope that the rest of this letter will not wash away.

The Grim G