When Adam managed to get his legs back, he ran after the stranger.
Too late.
The stranger was sliding into the passenger seat of a gray Honda Accord. The car pulled out. Adam ran to get a closer look, maybe see the license plate, but he could tell only that it was from his home state of New Jersey. As the car made the turn toward the exit, he noticed something else.
There was a woman driving the car.
She was young, with long blond hair. When the streetlight hit her face, he could see that she was looking at him. Their eyes met for a brief moment. There was a look of concern on her face, of pity.
For him.
The car roared away. Someone called his name. Adam turned around and headed back inside.
• • •
They started with house team drafts.
Adam tried to pay attention, but it was like all sound was traveling through the auditory equivalent of a blurry shower door. Corinne had made Adam’s job simple. She had ranked every boy who had tried out for the sixth-grade team, so he could simply select based on who was left. The real key-the real reason he was here-was to ensure that Ryan, their sixth grader, made the all-star travel team. Their older son, Thomas, who was now a sophomore in high school, had been shut out from the all-stars when he was Ryan’s age because, at least Corinne thought and Adam tended to agree, his parents weren’t involved enough. Too many of the fathers were here tonight not so much out of love of the game as to protect their own kids’ interests.
Including Adam. Pathetic, but there you go.
Adam tried to push past what he just heard-who the hell was that guy anyway?-but that wasn’t happening. His vision blurred as he stared down at Corinne’s “scouting reports.” His wife was so orderly, almost anal, listing the boys in order from best to worst. When one of the boys was drafted, Adam numbly crossed out his name. He studied his wife’s perfect cursive, practically the template for those sample letter examples your third-grade teacher pinned atop the blackboard. That was Corinne. She was that girl who came into class, complained that she was going to fail, finished the test first, and got an A. She was smart, driven, beautiful, and…
A liar?
“Let’s break it down to the travel teams, fellas,” Tripp said.
The sound of scraping chairs again echoed through the hall. Still in a fog, Adam joined the circle of four men who would round out the A and B travel teams. This was where it really counted. The house league stayed in town. The best players made A and B and got to travel to play in tournaments across the state.
Novelty Funsy. Why did that name ring a bell?
The grade’s head coach was named Bob Baime, but Adam always thought of him as Gaston, the animated character from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast movie. Bob was a big puff pastry of a man with the kind of bright smile you find only on the dim. He was loud and proud and stupid and mean, and whenever he strutted by, chest out, arms swaying, it was as though he was accompanied by a sound track singing, “No one’s slick/fights/shoots like Gaston…”
Push it away, Adam told himself. The stranger was just playing with you…
Picking the teams should take seconds. Each kid was scored between one and ten in various categories-stick handling, speed, strength, passing, stuff like that. The numbers were totaled and an average was determined. In theory, you should just go down the list, put the top eighteen boys on A, the next eighteen boys on B, and the rest don’t make it. Simple. But first, everyone had to be assured that their own sons were on the teams that they were coaching.
Okay, fine, done.
Then you start down those rankings. Things were moving along swiftly until they got down to the very last pick for the B team.
“Jimmy Hoch should be on it,” Gaston pronounced. Bob Baime rarely just spoke. He mostly made pronouncements.
One of his mousy assistant coaches-Adam didn’t know his name-said, “But Jack and Logan are both ranked ahead of him.”
“Yes, true,” Gaston pronounced. “But I know this boy. Jimmy Hoch. He’s a better player than those two. He just had a bad tryout.” He coughed into his fist before continuing. “Jimmy’s also had a tough year. His parents got divorced. We should give him a break and put him on the team. So if no one has a problem with that…”
He started to write down Jimmy’s name.
Adam heard himself say, “I do.”
All eyes turned toward him.
Gaston pointed his dimpled chin toward Adam. “Sorry?”
“I have a problem with it,” Adam said. “Jack and Logan have higher scores. Who has the higher score of the two?”
“Logan,” one of the assistants said.
Adam skimmed down the list and saw the scores. “Right, okay, so Logan should be on the team. He’s the kid with the better evaluation and higher ranking.”
The assistants didn’t gasp out loud, but they might as well have. Gaston was unused to being questioned. He leaned forward, baring his big teeth. “No offense, but you’re just here to sit in for your wife.”
He said the word wife with a little attitude, as though having to sit in for one meant you weren’t a real man.
“You’re not even an assistant coach,” Gaston continued.
“True,” Adam said. “But I can read numbers, Bob. Logan’s overall score was a six-point-seven. Jimmy only has a score of six-point-four. Even with today’s new math, six-point-seven is greater than six-point-four. I can show you with a graph if that would help.”
Gaston was not digging the sarcasm. “But as I just explained, there are extenuating circumstances.”
“The divorce?”
“Exactly.”
Adam looked to the assistant coaches. The assistant coaches suddenly found something fascinating on the ground in front of them. “Well, then, do you know what Jack’s or Logan’s home situations are?”
“I know their parents are together.”
“So that’s now our deciding factor?” Adam asked. “You have a really good marriage, don’t you, Ga-” He had almost called him Gaston. “Bob?”
“What?”
“You and Melanie. You guys are the happiest couple I know, right?”
Melanie was small and blond and perky and blinked as though someone had just slapped her across the face. Gaston liked to touch her ass a lot in public, not so much to show affection, or even lust, as to illustrate that she was his property. He leaned back now and tried to weigh his words carefully. “We have a good marriage, yes, but-”
“Well, that should deduct at least half a point off your own son’s score, right? So that knocks Bob Junior down to, let me see here, a six-point-three. The B team. I mean, if we are going to raise Jimmy’s score because his parents are having problems, shouldn’t we also lower your son’s because you guys are so gosh-darn perfect?”
One of the other assistant coaches said, “Adam, are you okay?”
Adam snapped his head toward the voice. “Fine.”
Gaston started flexing his fists.
“Corinne made it all up. She was never pregnant.”
Adam met the bigger man’s eye and held it. Bring it, big boy, Adam thought. Bring it tonight of all nights. Gaston was the kind of big and muscular guy you knew was all show. Over Gaston’s shoulder, Adam could see that Tripp Evans was looking on, surprise on his face.
“This isn’t a courtroom,” Gaston said, flashing his teeth. “You’re out of line.”
Adam hadn’t seen the inside of a courtroom in four months, but he didn’t bother to correct him. He lifted the sheets in the air. “The evaluations are here for a reason, Bob.”
“And so are we,” Gaston said, running his hand through his black mane. “As coaches. As guys who’ve watched these kids for years. We make the final call. I, as a head coach, make the final call. Jimmy has a good attitude. That matters too. We aren’t computers. We use all the tools at our disposal to select the most deserving kids.” He spread his giant hands, trying to win Adam back into the fold. “And come on, we are talking about the last kid on the B team. It’s not really that big a deal.”
“I bet it’s a big deal to Logan.”
“I’m the head coach. The final call is mine.”
The room was starting to break up. Guys were leaving. Adam opened his mouth to say more, but what was the point? He wouldn’t win this argument, and what was he making it for anyway? He didn’t even know who the hell Logan was. It was a distraction from the mess the stranger had left behind. Nothing more. He knew that. He got up from the chair.
“Where are you going?” Gaston asked, chin stuck out long enough to invite a punch.
“Ryan is on the A team, right?”
“Right.”
That was why Adam was there-to advocate, if need be, for his son. Done. The rest was flotsam. “Have a good night, guys.”
Adam made his way back to the bar. He nodded at Len Gilman, the police chief in town, who liked to work behind the bar because it kept down the DUIs. Len nodded back and slid Adam a bottle of Bud. Adam twisted off the cap with a little too much gusto. Tripp Evans sidled up to him. Len slid him a Bud too. Tripp held it up and clinked bottles with Adam. The two men drank in silence while the meeting broke up. Guys called out their good-byes. Gaston rose dramatically-he was big on dramatically-and shot a glare at Adam. Adam lifted the bottle toward him in a “cheers” response. Gaston stormed out.
“Making friends?” Tripp asked.
“I’m a people person,” Adam said.
“You know he’s the VP of the board, right?”
“I must remember to genuflect next time I see him,” Adam said.
“I’m president.”
“In that case, I better get some kneepads.”
Tripp nodded, liking that line. “Bob’s going through a lot right now.”
“Bob’s an ass waffle.”
“Well, yes. Do you know why I stay on as president?”
“Helps you score chicks?”
“Yes, that. And because if I resign, Bob’s next in line.”
“Shiver.” Adam started to put down his beer. “I better go.”
“He’s out of work.”
“Who?”
“Bob. Lost his job over a year ago.”
“I’m sorry to hear that,” Adam said. “But that’s no excuse.”
“I didn’t say it was. I just wanted you to know.”
“Got it.”
“So,” Tripp Evans continued, “Bob has this headhunter helping him find a job-a big-time, very important headhunter.”
Adam put down the beer. “And?”
“So this big-time headhunter is trying to find Bob a new job.”
“So you said.”
“So the headhunter’s name is Jim Hoch.”
Adam stopped. “As in Jimmy Hoch’s father?”
Tripp said nothing.
“That’s why he wants the kid on the team?”
“What, you think Bob cares that the parents are divorced?”
Adam just shook his head. “And you’re okay with it?”
Tripp shrugged. “Nothing here is pure. You get a parent involved in their own kids’ sports, well, you know it’s like a mother lion around a cub. Sometimes they pick a kid because he lives next door. Sometimes they pick a kid because he’s got a hot mom who dresses provocatively at the games…”
“You know that from personal experience?”
“Guilty. And sometimes they pick a kid because his daddy can help them get a job. Seems a better reason than most.”
“Man, you’re so cynical for an ad exec.”
Tripp smiled. “Yeah, I know. But it’s like we always talk about. How far would you go to protect your family? You’d never hurt anyone; I’d never hurt anyone. But if someone threatens your family, if it means saving your child…”
“We’d kill?”
“Look around you, my friend.” Tripp spread his arms. “This town, these schools, these programs, these kids, these families-I sometimes sit back and can’t believe how lucky we all are. We’re living the dream, you know.”
Adam did know. Sort of. He had gone from underpaid public defender to overpaid eminent domain attorney in order to pay for the dream. He wondered whether it was worth it. “And if Logan has to pay the price?”
“Since when is life fair? Look, I had these clients from a major car company. Yeah, you know the name. And yeah, you read in the paper recently how they covered up a problem with their steering columns. A lot of people got hurt or killed. These car guys, they’re really nice. Normal. So how do they let it happen? How do they work out some cost-benefit crap and let people die?”
Adam could see where he was going with this, but the ride was always a good one with Tripp. “Because they’re corrupt bastards?”
Tripp frowned. “You know that isn’t true. They’re like tobacco company employees. Are they all evil too? Or how about all the pious folks who covered up church scandals or, I don’t know, pollute the rivers? Are they all just corrupt bastards, Adam?”
Tripp was like this-a suburban-dad philosopher. “You tell me.”
“It’s perspective, Adam.” Tripp smiled at him. He took off his cap, smoothed down the receding wisps of hair, put it back on his head. “We humans can’t see straight. We are always biased. We always protect our own interests.”
“One thing I notice about all those examples…,” Adam said.
“What?”
“Money.”
“It’s the root of all evil, my friend.”
Adam thought about the stranger. He thought about his two sons at home right now, probably doing homework or playing a video game. He thought about his wife at some teachers’ conference down in Atlantic City.
“Not all evil,” he said.