The Victoria Vanishes

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9

Random Acts of Slaughter

“Whose bright idea was it to bring Jack Renfield in here anyway?” asked Dan Banbury.

Giles Kershaw was packing the last of his belongings into a plastic crate, preparing for his move to the Bayham Street Morgue, where he would be stationed at Oswald Finch’s old post. “Land’s, apparently,” he answered. “Part of the trade-off for allowing me to take over as pathologist. They’re playing politics upstairs, trying to set you against me and undermine the working structure of the unit at the same time. The most confounding thing you can do is make the new man welcome. If you express dissatisfaction, you’ll be playing directly into their hands.”

“But what will happen to Janice? There’s only room for one sergeant in this outfit, and she’s got years of experience over him.”

“She’ll have to work it out,” said Kershaw, tamping down the crate lid with impatience. “As will you. Renfield’s going to be sitting right here, at my old desk. Okay, I’m out of here. See you later, old sprout.” He threw Banbury a salute as he hoisted the final box onto his hip and backed awkwardly out of the door.

Banbury had once thought that he and Kershaw would become a team in the Bryant and May mould, their respective talents complementing each other, but now it was obvious that his former partner could not wait to take up his new position. Kershaw was coolly ambitious and openly contemptuous of those who stayed behind. With a sigh of regret, Banbury woke his monitor to examine the Dead Diary, Kershaw’s nickname for the daily files listing those who died in unusual or suspicious circumstances in the Central London area.

It was Dan’s job to pass on any new cases which he felt required the attention of his seniors. Today, the very first one on the list caught his eye. Bryant always asked for printouts, claiming that the computer screen hurt his eyes, so Banbury made a hard copy, collected the document and headed across the hall. As he did so, he collided with Bryant, who was carrying a full bowl of porridge.

“God, I’m sorry, sir.” Banbury brushed milk and oat flakes from his paperwork. “I thought you’d want to see this.”

“Come into my office.” Bryant set down the bowl, took the papers from him and dug out his reading glasses, waving Banbury to the cankerous crimson leather armchair he kept for visitors. “Sit down before you do any more damage. What am I looking at? Don’t answer, it’s a rhetorical question. The Dead Diary for Monday the twenty-sixth, a forty-six-year-old deceased woman named Carol Wynley, found at the corner of Whidbourne Street, Bloomsbury, died some time before midnight. And this is of interest because…?”

“It’s just that John told me you cut across Bloomsbury on the way home, and I wondered if you’d – ”

“ – Added random acts of slaughter to my already controversial repertoire of activities?” Bryant completed. “Sorry to disappoint you, Banbury, but no. Around thirteen thousand outbursts of violence occur outside pubs and clubs in the UK every week.” He threw the papers back. “Wait, show me that again.” He snatched the printed photograph and re-examined it. “Talk to Renfield. He’ll know where they’ve taken her. If she’s gone to Bayham Street, Kershaw will be about to get his first case.”

“It probably won’t come into our jurisdiction,” warned Banbury. “Not unless there’s something especially unusual about her death.”

“It rather depends on what you regard as unusual,” said Bryant. “It’s certainly a coincidence. I think I saw this woman just minutes before she was found dead. Sexual assault?”

“No mention of that in the report.”

“If it’s the same person, she was drunk when I spotted her. Let me have a word with our leader.” He turned and swung into Raymond Land’s office without knocking. Land was cleaning pencil shavings out of the back of his desk drawer when Bryant made him jump, causing him to empty the drawer’s contents over his trousers.

“I do wish you’d learn to knock,” he muttered irritably, brushing down his seams.

“Look here, Raymondo, why on earth are we stranding Kershaw over at the morgue? There’s no point in having him hovering about in Oswald’s old room with no-one to talk to. He’s far more useful to the unit here.”

“There’s no room here,” Land snapped. “Look how much space you take up, boxes of musty old books you never read – ”

“They’re for reference.”

“Smelly old suitcases full of outmoded laboratory instruments, endless unlabelled bottles of chemicals and I only have your word that they’re safe – ”

“I think you’ll find I never promised that.”

“Half the stuff in the evidence room isn’t ours, and I’ve no idea where you got it from – ”

“I can’t remember why I borrowed safecracking equipment, if that’s what you mean, or what I used it on, but I promise to return it when I do. There’s plenty of room for us all here. So that’s settled.” Bryant gave what he hoped was a pleasing grin, revealing his patently false teeth to an alarming degree, then exited.

Land dug in his drawer for the miniature bottles of Glenfiddich he kept there and was about to down one when the door flew open again. “Forgot to mention we’ve a suspicious death coming in, woman in her forties found in Bloomsbury last night. I say it’s our case; what I mean is I want us to handle it because I saw her alive. We’ve nothing urgent pending at the moment, have we?”

“You can’t just decide to take the case anymore, Bryant, you need to talk to Renfield about it. What do you mean, you saw her alive?”

“Haven’t bumped into Renfield yet, running late on his first day, not a very impressive start, is it, John, and I will get off to the morgue then, you can tell Renfield for us, can’t you? And if you’re going to start drinking that stuff first thing in the morning, I reserve the right to start smoking my Old Sailor’s FullStrength Rough-Cut Navy Shag in the office, just so you know. Pip pip.”

The slam of the door was Land’s cue to snap off the cap of his miniature and down it neat.

♦

“Well, well.” Sergeant Jack Renfield leaned against the jamb of the door, studying his opposite number. “I never thought we’d end up working together, did you?”

“It doesn’t matter what I think,” said Janice Longbright. “The decision has been made elsewhere and I have to make the best of it.”

“I don’t suppose it’s occurred to you that I’m not too happy about the situation, either? I enjoyed being at Albany Street nick. All my mates are there. Blokes I grew up with, some I even went to school with. I’ve never pretended to be an intellectual. The only college I ever attended was the police college in Hendon. I know you think I’m common. I sound common, I drop my aitches, I haven’t got the grand education that you lot have got. And yet I’ve been brought in here, on an equal footing with you, so what am I doing right?”

“You were useful to the boys upstairs, that’s all.”

“I’m a copper, not a politician or an academic. I’ve spent most of my working life dragging nonces off the street and locking them up until someone smarter tells me to let them go. But I know what the law stands for, where it begins and where it ends, and I make sure nobody on my shift oversteps the line. Raymond Land is like me; he came up the hard way. I’m not going to report to him behind your back, Longbright. I’m not out to grass anyone up, okay?”

“Then what are you here for?”

“I’m just planning to do my job and obey the rules, and make sure everyone else does it the same way. But if you or your bosses step out of line, that places you on the outside, with the criminals. You can think what you like about me, love, it isn’t going to make any difference.”

He pushed himself away from the door and sauntered out into the corridor. Longbright continued clearing her desk, but found herself shaking with anger. Renfield knew how to get under her skin.

“Hi, Janice. You look like you lost a shilling and found sixpence. What’s the matter?”

Longbright looked up and found May leaning against the doorjamb. She was always pleased to see him. “Oh, nothing, John, I’m fine.”

“If you say so, but I heard what Renfield said.” May buttoned his jacket. “Don’t let the new boy get you down. If Land asks where I’ve gone, let him know that I’m checking out a possible murder victim, and no, I didn’t get permission from Renfield first.”

“He’s already given me a warning about proper behaviour.”

“He’s not a bad sort, just a bit abrasive. He stopped me from getting beaten up by a street gang not so long ago. He’s a good man to have on the ground.”

“It’s not just Renfield, it’s – ” She stopped and thought for a moment. “Maybe I’ve been here too long. I have no life, John. I don’t know who I am anymore. Perhaps I have to stop dressing like this, looking like this.” DS Longbright certainly had a style of her own, mostly modelled on movie stars of the past. She was a fulsomely sexy woman and the look suited her, although it was somewhat inappropriate for her job. “You know, my makeup never gets any older, but underneath it I do. Sometimes I take it off at night, and have to stop and think if there’s still somebody there. All I ever do is work. I don’t exist outside the office. Does anyone even notice me?”

May tapped the door frame with his ring finger. “Can we talk about this later, Janice? I’ve just realised the time. Arthur’s already on his way to the Bayham Street Morgue.” He thought for a moment. “And check out something for me, will you? Carol Wynley had a cell phone, but it wasn’t on her body or in her effects. See if you can track it down.”