This Was A Man

30

Virginia had moved out of her flat in Chelsea and into the duke’s Eaton Square townhouse the day after his chauffeur drove Clarence and Alice to Heathrow to go their separate ways; one flying east, the other west.

Although still a little apprehensive, she became more and more confident that she’d got away with it, until they travelled up to the country together to spend a long weekend at Castle Hertford.

It was while the duke was out shooting that Mr Moxton, the estate manager, had dropped her a handwritten note requesting a private meeting with her.

‘I apologize for raising the subject,’ he said after Virginia had summoned him to join her in the drawing room, ‘but may I ask if the £185,000 the duke gave you was a gift or a loan?’

‘Does it make any difference?’ asked Virginia sharply.

‘Only for tax purposes, my lady.’

‘Which would be more convenient?’ she asked, her tone softening.

‘A loan,’ said Moxton, who Virginia hadn’t suggested should sit, ‘because then there are no tax implications. If it was a gift, you would be liable for a tax bill of around one hundred thousand pounds.’

‘And we wouldn’t want that,’ said Virginia. ‘But when would I be expected to repay the loan?’

‘Shall we say five years? At which time of course it could be rolled over.’

‘Of course.’

‘However, in the unlikely possibility that his grace should pass away before then, you would be liable to return the full amount.’

‘Then I shall have to do everything in my power to make sure his grace lives for at least another five years.’

‘I think that would be best for everyone, my lady,’ said Moxton, not sure if he was meant to laugh. ‘May I also ask if there are likely to be any further loans of this kind in the future?’

‘Certainly not, Moxton. This was a one-off, and I know the duke would much prefer the matter was not referred to again.’

‘Of course, my lady. I will draw up the necessary loan document for you to sign and then everything will be settled.’

As the weeks had drifted by, and then the months, Virginia became more and more confident the duke wasn’t aware of what she and Moxton had agreed, but even if he was, he certainly never referred to it. When the time came to celebrate the duke’s seventy-first birthday, Virginia was ready to move on to the next stage of her plan.

If 1983 had been a leap year, the problem might have solved itself. But it wasn’t, and Virginia was unwilling to wait.

She had been living at Eaton Square with the duke for almost a year, and once the official mourning period was over, her next purpose was quite simply to become her grace, the Duchess of Hertford. There was only one obstacle in her path, namely the duke, who seemed to be quite satisfied with the present arrangement, and had never once raised the subject of marriage. That state of affairs would have to be brought to a head. But how?

Virginia considered the alternatives that were open to her. She could move out of Eaton Square and return to Chelsea, starving Perry of her company and, more important, sex, which was no longer quite as regular as it had once been, and hope that would do the trick. However, with only her two thousand pounds a month allowance from her brother to live on, Virginia feared she would give in long before he did. She could propose herself, but she didn’t care for the humiliation of being turned down. Or she could simply leave him, which didn’t bear thinking about.

When she discussed the problem over lunch with Bofie Bridgwater and Priscilla Bingham, it was Bofie who came up with a simple solution which would undoubtedly force the duke to make a decision one way or the other.

‘But it might backfire,’ said Virginia, ‘and then I’d be back on Queer Street.’

‘You could be right,’ admitted Bofie. ‘But frankly you haven’t been left with a lot of choice, old gal, unless you’re happy to drift along until the time comes to attend the duke’s funeral as an old friend.’

‘No, I assure you that isn’t part of my plan. If I were to let that happen, the Lady Camilla Hertford would come after me, all guns blazing, demanding the £185,000 loan be repaid in full. No, if I’m going to risk everything on one throw of the dice, it’s going to have to be before Christmas.’

‘Why is Christmas so important?’ asked Priscilla.

‘Because Camilla will be flying over from New Zealand, and she’s already written to Perry warning him that if “that woman” is among the house guests, then neither she nor her husband nor Perry’s grandchildren, whom he adores, will be boarding the plane.’

‘She dislikes you that much?’

‘Even more than her late mother did, if that were possible. So if we’re going to do anything about it, time isn’t on my side.’

‘Then I’d better make that call,’ said Bofie.

‘Daily Mail.’

‘Could you put me through to Nigel Dempster.’

‘Who’s calling?’

‘Lord Bridgwater.’

‘Bofie, good to hear from you,’ said the next voice on the line. ‘What’s cooking?’

‘I’ve had a call from William Hickey at the Express, Nigel. Of course, I refused to speak to them.’

‘I’m grateful for that, Bofie.’

‘Well, if the story has to come out, I’d much rather it was in your column.’

‘Fire away.’

Dempster wrote down every word Bofie had to say, and was somewhat surprised because he’d always described Lord Bridgwater in his column as a ‘confirmed bachelor’. But there wasn’t any question that this exclusive was coming straight from the horse’s mouth.

As soon as the Daily Mail dropped on her doormat the following morning, Virginia immediately grabbed it. She ignored the front page headline ‘Divorce?’ above a photo of Rod and Alana Stewart, and quickly turned to Dempster’s column, to see the headline ‘Marriage?’ above a not very flattering photo of the Lady Virginia Fenwick in Monte Carlo with Bofie.

As Virginia read Dempster’s lead story, she regretted ever letting Bofie loose. A close family friend (code for the subject of the story) tells me that Lord Bridgwater is hoping shortly to announce his engagement to the Lady Virginia Fenwick, the only daughter of the late Earl Fenwick. This might come as a surprise to my regular readers, because as recently as last week, Lady Virginia was seen at a point-to-point on the arm of the Duke of Hertford. Watch this space.

Virginia read the article a second time, fearing that Bofie had over-egged the pudding, because you didn’t need to read between the lines to realize that Dempster didn’t believe a word of it. She would have to call Perry and tell him it was all complete rubbish. After all, everyone knew Bofie was gay.

After several cups of coffee and even more false starts, Virginia finally picked up the phone and dialled Perry’s number in Eaton Square. It had just begun to ring when there was a knock on her front door.

‘The Duke of Hertford’s residence,’ said a voice on the other end of the line that she immediately recognized.

‘It’s Lady Virginia, Lomax. I wondered if I might speak to—’

The knocking at the door continued.

‘I’m afraid his grace is not at home, my lady,’ said the butler.

‘Do you know when he’ll be back?’

‘No, my lady. He left in a hurry this morning, and gave no instructions. Would you like me to let him know you called?’

‘No thank you,’ said Virginia, putting down the phone. The knocking persisted like the hammering of a rent collector who knew you were inside.

She walked to the door in a daze, imagining Perry must have left for the country without her, for the first time in over a year. She needed time to think, but first she must get rid of whoever it was at the door.

She opened it and was about to let loose on the intruder, only to find Perry, down on one knee. ‘Don’t tell me I’m too late, old gal,’ he said, looking up at her forlornly.

‘Of course you’re not, Perry, but do get up.’

‘Not until you say you’ll marry me.’

‘Of course I will, my darling. I’ve already told Bofie you’re the only man in my life, but he won’t take no for an answer,’ she said as she helped the duke back on to his feet.

‘I don’t want to hang about, old gal,’ he said. ‘I can see the finishing line, so we’d better get on with it.’

‘I understand exactly how you feel,’ said Virginia, ‘but don’t you think you should talk it over with your children before you make such an important decision?’

‘Certainly not. Fathers don’t ask their children’s permission to marry. In any case, I’m sure they’ll be delighted.’

Three weeks later, thanks to a tip from a family friend, Nigel Dempster printed an exclusive photograph of the Duke and Duchess of Hertford leaving Chelsea Register Office in the pouring rain. And the happy couple, wrote Dempster, will be enjoying their honeymoon on the duke’s estate near Cortona, and plan to return to Castle Hertford to spend Christmas with the family.

31

Christmas with the Hertfords was frosty inside as well as outside the castle. Even Clarence and Alice were clearly dismayed that their father had married without informing them, while Camilla left no one — family or staff — in any doubt as to how she felt about the usurper.

Whenever Virginia entered a room, Camilla would leave with her husband and their two children trailing behind her. However, Virginia still had an advantage over the rest of the family: there was one room none of them could enter, and where she had complete domain for eight hours in every twenty-four.

While Virginia worked on her husband by night, she concentrated on Clarence and Alice by day, accepting that Camilla was not for turning, although she hadn’t altogether given up on her husband and children.

Virginia made sure that whenever any member of the family saw her with the duke, she appeared to be caring, solicitous and genuinely devoted to him, taking care of his every need. By the end of the first week some of the frost had begun to thaw, and to her delight, on Christmas Eve Clarence and Alice accompanied them on their morning walk around the grounds. They were surprised to discover what an interest Virginia was taking in the upkeep of the estate.

‘After all,’ she told Clarence, ‘when you eventually leave the army, we must make sure you take over a flourishing enterprise, and not a moribund estate.’

‘Then I’ll need to find a wife as conscientious as you, Virginia,’ he replied.

One down, two to go.

Alice was the next to fall in line. When she opened her Christmas present to find the latest Graham Greene novel, The Tenth Man, she asked, ‘How did you know he’s my favourite author?’

‘Mine too,’ said Virginia, who had quickly read three of Greene’s novels after she’d spotted a well-thumbed paperback on Alice’s bedside table. ‘I’m not surprised to find we have that in common, and although The End of the Affair is quite excellent, Brighton Rock is still my favourite.’

‘That’s hardly surprising,’ said Camilla. ‘After all, you and Pinkie Brown have so much in common.’

Alice frowned, although it was clear that the duke had no idea what they were talking about. Two down, one to go.

When the grandchildren opened their Christmas presents, they yelped with joy. A Star Trek watch for Tristan, and a Barbie doll for Kitty, which Virginia had purchased soon after she discovered that Camilla had refused to consider them in favour of a Shorter Oxford Dictionary and a sewing kit.

Camilla’s gift had been the most difficult of all to decide on, until Virginia came across a photograph of her playing the flute in her school orchestra, and Cook told her that she’d heard her ladyship was thinking of taking up the instrument again. After all, you have quite a lot of spare time when the nearest town is over a hundred miles away.

When Camilla opened her present and saw the gleaming instrument, she was speechless. Virginia considered her monthly allowance had been well spent. This was confirmed when Tristan walked over to her and said, ‘Thank you, Grandmama,’ and gave her a kiss.

By the end of the second week, both Clarence and Alice had agreed that Papa was a fortunate man to have found such a gem, and although Camilla didn’t agree with her siblings, she no longer left the room whenever Virginia entered it.

On the day of the family’s departure, Virginia organized packed lunches and lemonade for the children to take on the plane, and before they all climbed into the waiting car, everyone kissed her goodbye, except Camilla, who shook hands with her. As the chauffeur-driven Rolls-Royce headed down the long drive on its way to Heathrow, Virginia didn’t stop waving until the car was out of sight.

‘What an absolute triumph for you,’ said the duke as they walked back into the castle. ‘You were magnificent, old gal. I think towards the end even Camilla was beginning to come around.’

‘Thank you, Perry,’ said Virginia, linking her arm through his. ‘But I can understand Camilla’s feelings. After all, I would feel the same way if someone tried to take the place of my mother.’

‘You have such a generous heart, Virginia. But I fear there’s a subject Camilla raised with me that I can’t put off discussing with you any longer.’

Virginia froze. How had Camilla found out about the loan, when she’d arranged for Moxton to leave for his Christmas holiday the day before the family arrived, and not to return until the day after they’d departed?

‘I’m sorry to have to raise such a painful subject,’ said the duke, ‘but I’m not getting any younger, and I have to consider the future, and yours in particular, old gal.’

Virginia made no attempt to speak because this was something she had already thought about. Also, Desmond Mellor had taught her that whenever you hope to strike a bargain, be sure the other side makes the opening bid.

‘The old finishing line and all that,’ added the duke. ‘So I’ve decided to draw up a codicil to be added to my will, so you’ll have nothing to worry about after I’ve gone.’

‘My only worry,’ said Virginia, ‘is that after you’ve gone, I’ll be all alone. I know it’s selfish of me, Perry, but if I could have my way, I would die before you. I just can’t bear the thought of having to live without you.’ She even managed to manufacture a tear.

‘How did I get so lucky?’ said the duke.

‘It was me who got lucky,’ purred Virginia.

‘Before I call my solicitor and get the ball rolling, old gal, I want you to give some thought to what I might leave you. Of course you’ll have the Dower House on the estate, and an allowance of five thousand a month, but if there’s anything else in particular you’d like, just let me know.’

‘That’s so thoughtful of you, Perry. I can’t think of anything at the moment. Perhaps just a little memento to remind me of you.’

The truth was that Virginia had already given the matter a great deal of thought, as it was all part of her retirement plan. She didn’t need reminding that she’d already missed out on two wills and she didn’t intend to do so a third time.

However, she needed to carry out some more research before briefing Perry on which little memento she had in mind. She knew exactly the right person to advise her on the subject, but she couldn’t invite him to the castle while the duke was in residence. No matter, that problem would be solved in a couple of weeks’ time when Perry went up to London for his annual regimental reunion, an event he never missed because, as the regiment’s honorary colonel, he would be expected to chair the dinner.

32

Virginia joined Perry for the short journey to the local station.

‘I wish I was going with you,’ she said as they walked out on to the platform together.

‘Not much point, old gal, I’m only staying in town overnight, and I’ll be back by tomorrow afternoon.’

‘When you’ll find me standing on the platform waiting for you.’

‘You don’t have to,’ he said as the train pulled in.

‘I want to be here when you return,’ she said as the duke climbed into a first-class carriage.

‘That’s good of you, old gal.’

‘Goodbye,’ Virginia called out, and waved as the train set off on its journey to London. She then quickly left the station in search of another man.

‘Are you Poltimore?’ she asked a young man standing on the pavement and looking a little lost. His fair hair almost reached his shoulders, and he was wearing a duffle coat and carrying a small suitcase.

‘I am indeed, your grace,’ he said, giving her a slight bow. ‘I wasn’t expecting you to come and pick me up.’

‘My pleasure,’ said Virginia, as the chauffeur opened the back door of the car for them.

On the drive back to the castle, Virginia explained why she’d invited an art historian from Sotheby’s to come and view the Hertford collection.

‘For some time the duke has been concerned that he might have overlooked something of real value that ought to be insured. We keep a full inventory, of course, but as my husband doesn’t take a great deal of interest in his family heirlooms, I thought it would be sensible to bring it up to date. After all, none of us are getting any younger.’

‘I’ve been looking forward to seeing the collection,’ Poltimore replied. ‘It’s always a bit special to be allowed to view a collection that hasn’t been seen by the public. I am, of course, aware of the Constable of Castle Hertford, and the Turner masterpiece of St Mark’s Square, but I can’t wait to find out what other treasures you have.’

Me too, thought Virginia, but didn’t interrupt the young man’s enthusiastic flow.

‘It didn’t take a lot of research to discover that it was the third duke, who travelled extensively around the continent during the eighteenth century,’ continued Poltimore, ‘who was responsible for putting together such a fine collection.’

‘But he can’t have been responsible for purchasing the Turner or the Constable,’ said Virginia.

‘No, that would have been the seventh duke. He also commissioned Gainsborough’s portrait of Catherine, Duchess of Hertford.’

‘You’ll find her hanging in the hall,’ said Virginia, who had already studied the inventory in great detail, before coming to the conclusion that the duke would never agree to part with any of the Hertford family heirlooms. However, she was rather hoping that during the past three hundred years, something just might have escaped their notice.

On arrival back at the castle, Virginia didn’t waste any time, but took the man from Sotheby’s straight to the library, where she presented him with three thick, leather-bound volumes entitled The Hertford Collection.

‘I’ll leave you to get on with your work, Mr Poltimore. Do feel free to roam around the house, remembering that your main purpose is to try to find anything we might have missed.’

‘I can’t wait,’ said Poltimore, as he opened the first volume.

As she turned to leave, Virginia said, ‘We dress for dinner, Mr Poltimore, which will be served promptly at eight.’

‘I’ve been able to check almost everything listed in the inventory,’ said Poltimore over a glass of sherry before dinner, ‘and I can confirm that it all appears to be in order. However, I do think the current estimates for insurance purposes are well below the collection’s true value.’

‘That’s hardly surprising,’ said Virginia. ‘I doubt if many of the aristocracy could afford to insure their possessions at their current value. I remember my father once telling me that if the family pictures were to come on the market, he would no longer be able to buy them. Did you come across anything of significance that wasn’t accounted for?’

‘Not so far. But I haven’t had the chance to check the two upper floors, which I’ll do first thing tomorrow morning.’

‘Those are mainly the staff quarters,’ said Virginia, trying to mask her disappointment. ‘I don’t think you’ll find anything worthwhile up there. But you may as well look, as you’re here.’

A gong sounded and she led her guest through to the dining room.

‘Where’s Mr Poltimore, Lomax?’ Virginia asked the butler when she came down for breakfast the following morning.

‘He took an early breakfast, your grace, and when I last saw him he was on the top floor making notes of the pictures hanging on the landing.’

Virginia retired to the library after breakfast and began to double-check the inventory, wondering if there just might be a minor masterpiece somewhere that the duke wasn’t particularly attached to and would be willing to part with. However, when she looked through Poltimore’s revised valuations, there was nothing that would make it possible for her to continue to live in the style she considered worthy of a duchess. She would just have to make sure that her monthly allowance was raised from £5,000 to £10,000 so she didn’t starve. Her mood didn’t improve when Poltimore told her over lunch that he had found nothing of any real significance on the top two floors.

‘Hardly surprising, bearing in mind they’re the staff quarters,’ Virginia replied.

‘But I did come across a drawing by Tiepolo, and a watercolour by Sir William Russell Flint that should be added to the inventory.’

‘I’m most grateful,’ said Virginia. ‘I only hope you don’t feel your visit has been a waste of time.’

‘Not at all, your grace. It’s been a most enjoyable experience, and if the duke were ever to consider selling anything from his collection, we would be honoured to represent him.’

‘I can’t imagine the circumstances in which that would happen,’ said Virginia, ‘but if it should arise, I will be in touch immediately.’

‘Thank you. I still have time,’ he said, looking at his watch, ‘to check the lower ground floor before I leave.’

‘I can’t imagine you’ll find anything below stairs,’ said Virginia, ‘other than a few ancient pots and pans, and an antique Aga that I’ve been telling the duke should have been replaced years ago.’

Poltimore laughed dutifully, before finishing the last mouthful of his bread and butter pudding.

‘The car will be ready to take you to the station at two forty,’ said Virginia, ‘which should give you plenty of time to catch the five past three back to London.’

Virginia was talking to the gardener about planting a new bed of fuchsias when she looked up to see Poltimore running towards her. She waited for him to catch his breath, before he said, ‘I think I may have found something quite remarkable, but I’ll need to check with the head of our Chinese department before I can be absolutely certain.’

‘Your Chinese department?’

‘I nearly missed them, hidden away in a corner of the downstairs corridor, near the pantry.’

‘Missed what?’ said Virginia, trying not to display her impatience.

‘Two large blue and white vases. I checked the markings on the base, and I think they just might be Ming Dynasty.’

Virginia kept her tone casual. ‘Are they valuable enough to be added to the inventory?’

‘Without question, if they turn out to be originals. A similar pair, but much smaller than yours, came up at auction in New York a couple of years ago, and the hammer price was over a million dollars. I’ve taken some photographs of them,’ Poltimore continued, ‘in particular the distinctive markings on the base, which I’ll show to our Chinese expert as soon as I get back to Bond Street. I’ll write to let you know his opinion.’

‘I would prefer you to telephone me,’ said Virginia. ‘I wouldn’t want to get the duke’s hopes up, only to find it was a false alarm.’

‘I’ll call you some time tomorrow,’ Poltimore promised.

‘Good, then that’s settled,’ said Virginia, as a footman came out carrying a suitcase which he placed in the boot of the car.

‘I’ll say goodbye now, your grace.’

‘Not quite yet, Mr Poltimore,’ said Virginia, who joined him in the back. She waited until they had set off down the drive before whispering, ‘If the duke were to decide to sell the vases, how would you recommend he go about it?’

‘If our expert confirms they are Ming Dynasty, we would advise you which sale would be most appropriate for a piece of such historic importance.’

‘If possible, I’d like to sell them with the minimum of fuss and the maximum discretion.’

‘Of course, your grace,’ said Poltimore. ‘But I should point out that if the Hertford name were attached to the vases, one could expect them to fetch a far higher price. I’m sure you’re aware that two things really matter when a discovery of this potential importance comes up for auction: provenance, and when the piece last appeared on the market. So if you can combine the name of Hertford with three hundred years of history, frankly it would be an auctioneer’s dream.’

‘Yes, I can see that would make a difference,’ said Virginia, ‘but for personal reasons, the duke might want to remain anonymous.’

‘Whatever you decided we would, of course, abide by your wishes,’ said Poltimore as the car drew up outside the station.

The chauffeur opened the door to allow the duchess to get

out.

‘I look forward to hearing from you, Mr Poltimore,’ she said, as the train pulled into the station.

‘I’ll call you as soon as I have any news, and whatever decision you make, be assured that Sotheby’s will be proud to serve you with the utmost discretion.’ He gave a slight nod before climbing aboard.

Virginia didn’t return to the car, but crossed the footbridge to platform number two, and only had to wait for a few minutes before the London train pulled in. When she waved to the duke, he rewarded her with a huge smile.

‘Good of you to come and meet me, old gal,’ he said, bending down to kiss her.

‘Don’t be silly, Perry, I couldn’t wait to see you.’

‘Has anything interesting happened while I was away?’ the duke asked as he handed the stationmaster his ticket.

‘I’ve planted a bed of fuchsia, which should flower in the summer, but frankly I’m more interested in hearing everything that happened at your regimental dinner.’

Poltimore was as good as his word, and rang the following afternoon to let Virginia know that Mr Li Wong, Sotheby’s Chinese expert, had studied the photographs of the vases, and in particular the distinctive markings on their bases, and was fairly confident that they were Ming Dynasty. However, he stressed that he would need to examine them in person before he could give his final imprimatur.

Li appeared a fortnight later, when the duke was visiting his doctor in Harley Street for his annual check-up. He didn’t need to stay overnight, as a few minutes was quite enough to convince him that the two vases were works of genius which would ignite global interest among the leading Chinese collectors. He was also able to add one corroborative piece of scholarship.

After spending a day at the British Museum, he had come across a reference which suggested that the fourth Duke of Hertford had led a diplomatic mission to Peking some time in the early nineteenth century, on behalf of His Majesty’s government, and the two vases were probably a gift from the Emperor Jiaqing to mark the occasion. Li went on to remind the duchess, more than once, that this historical evidence would add considerable value to the pieces. A gift of two Ming vases from an emperor to a duke who was representing a king would have the auction world buzzing.

Li was clearly disappointed when Virginia told him that if the duke were to part with the vases, it was most unlikely that he would want the world to know he was selling off a family heirloom.

‘Perhaps his grace would agree to the simple nomenclature, “the property of a nobleman”?’ suggested the Chinese expert.

‘A most satisfactory compromise,’ agreed the duchess, who didn’t accompany Li to the station, as he would be safely back in London long before the duke boarded his train for Hertford.

As Virginia knocked on the door of the duke’s study, it brought back memories of being summoned by her father to be given a lecture on her shortcomings. But not today. She was about to be told the finer details of Perry’s will.

He had asked her during breakfast to join him in his study around eleven, as he was seeing the family solicitor at ten to discuss the contents of his will, and in particular the wording of the proposed codicil. He reminded Virginia that she still hadn’t told him if there was anything she would particularly like as a keepsake.

As she entered her husband’s study, Perry and the solicitor immediately rose from their places and remained standing until she had taken the seat between them.

‘Your timing couldn’t be better,’ said Perry, ‘because I’ve just agreed the wording of a new codicil that concerns you, and which Mr Blatchford will attach to my will.’

Virginia bowed her head.

‘I fear, Mr Blatchford,’ said the duke, ‘that my wife finds this whole experience a little distressing, but I have managed to convince her that one has to deal with such matters if the taxman is not to become your next of kin.’ Blatchford nodded sagely. ‘Perhaps you would be kind enough to take the duchess through the details of the codicil, so we need never refer to the subject again.’

‘Certainly, your grace,’ said the elderly solicitor, who looked as if he might die before Perry. ‘On the duke’s demise,’ he continued, ‘you will be given a house on the estate along with the appropriate staff to assist you. You will also receive a monthly stipend of five thousand pounds.’

‘Will that be enough, old gal?’ interrupted the duke.

‘More than enough, my darling,’ said Virginia quietly. ‘Don’t forget that my dear brother still provides me with a monthly allowance, which I never manage to spend.’

‘I understand,’ continued Blatchford, ‘that the duke has asked you to choose some personal memento to remember him by. I wonder if you have decided what that might be?’

It was some time before Virginia raised her head and said, ‘Perry has a walking stick that would remind me of him whenever I take my evening stroll around the garden.’

‘Surely you’d like something a little more substantial than that, old gal?’

‘No, that will be quite enough, my darling.’ Virginia was quiet for some time before she added, ‘Although I confess there are a couple of old vases gathering dust below stairs that I’ve always admired, but only if you could bear to part with them.’ Virginia held her breath.

‘There’s no mention of them in the family inventory,’ said Blatchford, ‘so with your permission, your grace, I’ll add the walking stick along with the pair of vases to the codicil, and then you can engross the final copy.’

‘Of course, of course,’ said the duke, who hadn’t been below stairs since he was a boy.

‘Thank you, Perry,’ said Virginia, ‘that’s so very generous of you. While you’re here, Mr Blatchford, could I ask for your guidance on another matter?’

‘Of course, your grace.’

‘Perhaps I should also be thinking about making a will.’

‘Very wise, if I may say so, your grace. I’ll be happy to draw one up for you. Perhaps I can make an appointment to see you on some other occasion?’

‘That won’t be necessary, Mr Blatchford. I intend to leave everything I possess to my beloved husband.’

33

Twenty minutes later an ambulance, siren blaring, pulled up outside the castle gates.

Two orderlies, under the direction of Virginia, followed her quickly up to the duke’s bedroom. They lifted him gently on to the stretcher and then proceeded slowly back downstairs. She held Perry’s hand and he managed a weak smile as they lifted him into the ambulance.

Virginia climbed in and sat on the bench beside her husband, never letting go of his hand as the ambulance sped through the countryside. After another twenty minutes they arrived at the local cottage hospital.

A doctor, two nurses and three orderlies were waiting for them. The duke was lifted on to a trolley which was wheeled through the open doors to a private room that had been hastily prepared.

All three doctors who examined him came to the same conclusion, a minor heart attack. Despite their diagnosis, the senior registrar insisted that he remain in the hospital for further tests.

Virginia visited Perry in hospital every morning, and although he repeatedly told her he was right as rain, the doctors wouldn’t agree to release him until they were convinced he had fully recovered, and Virginia made it clear, in Matron’s hearing, that he must carry out the doctors’ orders to the letter.

The following day she telephoned each of the duke’s children, repeating the doctors’ diagnosis of a minor heart attack, and as long as he took some exercise and was careful with his diet, there was no reason to believe he wouldn’t live for many more years. Virginia emphasized that the doctors didn’t feel it was necessary for them to rush home, and looked forward to seeing them all at Christmas.

A diet of watermelon, boiled fish and green salads with no dressing didn’t improve the duke’s temper, and when he was finally released after a week, Matron presented Virginia with a list of ‘dos and don’ts’: no sugar, no carbohydrates, no fried food, and only one glass of wine at dinner — which was not to be followed by brandy or a cigar. Just as important, she explained, was that he should take a walk in the fresh air for an hour a day. Matron gave Virginia a copy of the hospital’s recommended diet, which Virginia promised she would give to Cook the moment they got home.

Cook never caught sight of Matron’s diet sheet, and allowed the duke to start the day as he always had, with a bowl of porridge and brown sugar, followed by fried eggs, sausages, two rashers of bacon and baked beans (his favourite), smothered in HP Sauce. This was accompanied by white toast with butter and marmalade and piping hot coffee with two spoonfuls of sugar. He would then retire to read The Times in his study, where a packet of Silk Cut had been left on the armrest of his chair. At around eleven thirty, the butler would bring him a mug of hot chocolate and a slice of coffee cake, just in case he felt a little peckish, which kept him going until lunch.

Lunch consisted of fish, just as Matron had recommended. However, it wasn’t boiled but fried in batter, with a large bowl of chips near at hand. Chocolate pudding — Matron had made no mention of chocolate — was rarely turned down by the duke, followed by more coffee and his first cigar of the day.

Virginia allowed him an afternoon siesta, before waking him for a long walk around the estate so he could work up an appetite for his next meal. After he’d changed for dinner, the duke would enjoy a sherry, perhaps two, before going through to the dining room, where Virginia took a particular interest in selecting the wines that would accompany their meal. Cook was well aware that the duke liked nothing better than a rare sirloin steak with roast potatoes and all the trimmings. Cook felt it was nothing less than her duty to keep his grace happy, and hadn’t he always had second helpings of everything?

After dinner, the butler would dutifully pour a balloon of brandy and clip the duke’s Havana cigar before lighting it. When they eventually retired to bed, Virginia did everything in her power to arouse the duke, and although she rarely succeeded, he always fell asleep exhausted.

Virginia kept to her routine slavishly, indulging her husband’s slightest whim, while appearing to any onlooker to be caring, attentive and devoted. She made no comment when he could no longer do up the buttons on his trousers, or dozed off for long spells during the afternoon, and told anyone who asked, ‘I’ve never seen him fitter, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he lived to a hundred,’ although that wasn’t quite what she had in mind.

Virginia spent some considerable time preparing for Perry’s seventy-second birthday. A special occasion, was how she described it to all and sundry, on which the duke should be allowed, just for once, to indulge himself.

After enjoying a hearty breakfast, Perry went off to shoot pheasants with his pals, carrying his favourite Purdey shotgun under his arm, and a flask of whisky in his hip pocket. He was on top form that morning and bagged twenty-one birds before returning to the castle, exhausted.

His spirits were lifted by the sight of guinea fowl, sausages, onions, fried potatoes and a jug of thick gravy. Could a man ask for more, he demanded of his chums. They agreed wholeheartedly, and continually raised their glasses to toast his health. The last of them didn’t depart until dusk, by which time he had fallen asleep.

‘You take such good care of me, old gal,’ he said when Virginia woke him in time to change for dinner. ‘I’m a remarkably lucky man.’

‘Well, it is a special occasion, my darling,’ said Virginia, presenting him with her birthday present. His eyes lit up when he tore off the wrapping paper to discover a box of Romeo y Julieta cigars.

‘Churchill’s favourites,’ he declared.

‘And he lived to over ninety,’ Virginia reminded him.

During dinner, the duke looked a little tired. However, he managed to finish his blancmange before enjoying a glass of brandy and the first of the Churchill cigars. When they finally climbed the stairs just after midnight, he had to cling on to the bannister as he struggled to mount each step, his other arm firmly around Virginia’s shoulders.

When they finally reached the bedroom, he only managed a few more paces before collapsing on to the bed. Virginia began to slowly undress him, but he’d fallen asleep before she’d taken off his shoes.

By the time she had undressed and joined him in bed, he was snoring peacefully. Virginia had never seen him looking so contented. She switched off the light.

When Virginia woke the following morning, she turned over to find the duke still had a smile on his face. She pulled back the curtains, returned to the bedside and took a closer look. She thought he looked a little pale. She checked his pulse, but couldn’t find it. She sat on the end of the bed and thought carefully about what she should do next.

First, she removed any signs of the cigar and the brandy, replacing them with a bowl of nuts and a carafe of water with a slice of lemon. She opened the window to allow in some fresh air, and once she had checked the room a second time, she sat down at her dressing table, checked her make-up and composed herself.

Virginia allowed a few moments to go by before she took a deep breath and let out a piercing scream. She then rushed to the door and, for the first time since she’d married Perry, left the bedroom wearing a dressing gown. She ran down the wide staircase and the moment she saw Lomax, her voice breaking, she said, ‘Call an ambulance. The duke has had another heart attack.’

The butler immediately picked up the phone in the hall.

Dr Ainsley arrived thirty minutes later, by which time Virginia had dressed and was waiting for him in the hall. She accompanied him to the bedroom. It didn’t take a long examination before he told the dowager duchess something she already knew.

Virginia broke down in tears and no one was able to console her. However, she did manage to send telegrams to Clarence, Alice and Camilla, after ordering the butler to move the two blue and white vases from the servants’ corridor and place them in the duke’s bedroom. Lomax was puzzled by the request, and later that evening he said to the housekeeper, ‘She’s not herself, poor thing.’

The chauffeur was even more puzzled when he was instructed to take the vases down to London and drop them off at Sotheby’s before going on to Heathrow to pick up Clarence and bring him back to Castle Hertford.

The dowager duchess wore black, a colour that suited her, and over a light breakfast she read the duke’s obituary in The Times, which was long on compliments, while being short on accomplishments. However, there was one sentence that brought a smile to her face: The thirteenth Duke of Hertford died peacefully in his sleep.

34

Virginia had given considerable thought to how she should conduct herself during the next few days. Once the family had gone their separate ways after the funeral, she intended to make some fairly radical changes at Castle Hertford.

The fourteenth duke was the first member of the family to arrive, and Virginia was standing on the top step waiting to greet him. As he walked up the steps, she gave a slight curtsey, to acknowledge the new order.

‘Virginia, what a sad occasion for all of us,’ said Clarence. ‘But it’s at least a comfort for me to know that you were by his side to the last.’

‘It’s so kind of you to say so, Clarence. What a blessed relief it is that my dear Perry suffered no pain when he passed away.’

‘Yes, I was relieved to hear that Papa died peacefully in his sleep. Let’s be thankful for small mercies.’

‘I hope it won’t be too long before I join him,’ said Virginia, ‘because, like Queen Victoria, I will mourn my dear husband until the day I die.’ The butler and two footmen appeared and began to unload the car. ‘I’ve put you in your old room for the time being,’ said Virginia. ‘But of course I will move out to the Dower House, just as soon as my dear Perry has been buried.’

‘There’s no hurry,’ said Clarence. ‘I’ll be returning to my regiment after the funeral, and in any case we’re going to have to rely on you to keep things ticking over in my absence.’

‘I’ll be happy to do whatever I can. Why don’t we discuss what you have in mind once you’ve unpacked and had something to eat?’

The duke was a few minutes late for lunch, and apologized, explaining that several people had telephoned, requesting to see him urgently.

Virginia could only wonder who had called, but satisfied herself with saying, ‘I thought we should hold the funeral on Thursday, but only if that meets with your approval.’

‘I’m happy to abide by your wishes,’ said the duke. ‘Perhaps you could also give some thought to the order of service, and suggest who you think should be invited to the reception afterwards?’

‘I’ve already begun working on a list. I’ll let you have it later today.’

‘Thank you, Virginia. I knew I could rely on you. I have some meetings to attend this afternoon, so I hope you’ll be around when Alice arrives.’

‘Of course. And when are you expecting Camilla and her family?’

‘Later this evening, but as I’ll be in Father’s study—’

‘Your study,’ said Virginia quietly.

‘It may take me a little time to get used to that. Would you be kind enough to let me know when Alice arrives?’

Virginia was working on the list of guests she wanted to attend the private reception following the funeral, as well as those she didn’t, when a taxi drew up outside the castle and Alice stepped out. Once again, she took her place at the top of the steps.

‘Poor Virginia,’ were Alice’s first words as she greeted her. ‘How are you bearing up?’

‘Not well. But everyone’s been so kind and understanding, which has been a great comfort.’

‘Of course they have,’ said Alice. ‘After all, you were his rock and soulmate.’

‘It’s so kind of you to say so,’ said Virginia, as she led Alice up the staircase to the guest bedroom she had chosen for her. ‘I’ll let Clarence know you’re here.’

She strolled downstairs and went into the duke’s study without knocking, to find Clarence deep in conversation with Mr Moxton, the estate manager. Both men immediately stood as she entered.

‘You asked me to let you know when Alice arrived. I’ve put her in the Carlyle Room. I hope you’ll be able to join us for tea in about half an hour.’

‘That may not be possible,’ said the duke, giving her a curt nod, clearly not pleased to have been interrupted, which Virginia found somewhat disconcerting. She left without another word and retreated to the drawing room, where Montgomery, Perry’s old Labrador, sat up and began wagging his tail. She took a seat near the open door, which allowed her to keep an eye on the comings and goings in the corridor outside. She intended to have a word with Clarence about replacing Moxton in the not-too-distant future.

The next person to enter the duke’s study was the butler, who didn’t come out for another forty minutes. He then disappeared below stairs, only to return a few moments later accompanied by the cook, who Virginia couldn’t recall ever seeing on the ground floor.

Another twenty minutes passed before Cook reappeared and scurried back downstairs. Virginia could only wonder what had taken them so long, unless they’d been discussing the menu for the reception, a responsibility she had rather assumed the duke would leave to her.

Virginia was distracted by a loud knock on the front door, but before she could answer it, Lomax appeared and opened the door.

‘Good afternoon, Dr Ainsley,’ he said. ‘His grace is expecting you.’

As they crossed the hall, Moxton came out of the study, shook hands with Dr Ainsley and quickly left the house. Although he couldn’t have missed Virginia standing in the doorway of the drawing room, he made no attempt to acknowledge her. She would get rid of him as soon as the duke returned to his regiment.

Virginia was pleased to see Alice coming down the stairs and hurried out of the drawing room to join her. ‘Shall we go and see your brother?’ she said, without waiting for a reply. ‘I know he’s been looking forward to seeing you,’ she added as she opened the study door and entered without knocking. Once again both men rose.

‘Alice has just come down and I remembered you wanted to see her immediately.’

‘Of course,’ said Clarence, giving his sister a hug. ‘It’s wonderful to see you, my dear.’

‘I thought we might all have tea together in the drawing room.’

‘That’s very thoughtful of you, Virginia,’ said Clarence, ‘but I’d like a few moments alone with my sister, if you don’t mind.’

Alice looked surprised by her brother’s waspish tone of voice, and Virginia hesitated for a moment before she said, ‘Yes, of course,’ and retreated to the drawing room. This time Montgomery didn’t even raise his head.

Dr Ainsley came out of the study twenty minutes later, and also departed without making any effort to pay his respects to the grieving widow. Virginia waited patiently for the duke to summon her to the study, but no such call came, and when a maid, whose name she could never remember, began to turn on the lights all over the house, she decided it was time to change for dinner. She had just stepped out of the bath when she heard a car coming down the drive. She went over to the window and peered out to see Camilla and her family being greeted by Clarence. She dressed quickly, and when she opened her bedroom door a few minutes later she saw the butler and the two children heading towards the corner suite, which she hadn’t allocated to them.

‘Where is your mother?’ asked Virginia.

The children swung round, but it was Lomax who responded. ‘His grace asked Lady Camilla and her husband to join him in the study and requested that they should not be disturbed.’

Virginia closed the door behind her. She had never known Lomax to address her in that offhand manner. She tried to concentrate on her make-up, but couldn’t help wondering what they were discussing in the duke’s old study. She assumed all would be revealed over dinner.

Half an hour later, Virginia walked slowly down the wide staircase, across the hall and into the drawing room, only to find nobody else was there. She sat and waited, but no one joined her. When the gong was struck at eight o’clock, she made her way through to the dining room, to find the table had been laid for one.

‘Where are the rest of the family?’ she demanded when Lomax appeared carrying a small tureen of soup.

‘His grace, Lady Camilla and Lady Alice are having a light supper in the library,’ he said without further explanation.

Virginia shivered, although the fire was crackling in the hearth. ‘And the children?’

‘They have already eaten, and as they were tired following their long journey they went straight to bed.’

A feeling of foreboding gripped her and she tried to convince herself that there was nothing to worry about, but without a great deal of conviction. She waited until the clock in the hall struck nine before leaving the dining room and making her way slowly upstairs to her room. She undressed and went to bed, but she didn’t sleep. She had never felt more alone.

Virginia was relieved when Clarence and Alice joined her for breakfast the following morning, only to find that the conversation was stilted and formal as if she were a stranger in her own home.

‘I’ve almost completed the order of service,’ volunteered Virginia, ‘and I thought perhaps—’

‘No need to waste any more of your time on that,’ interrupted Clarence. ‘I have an appointment with the bishop at ten this morning, and he told me he agreed all the details of the ceremony with my father some time ago.’

‘And does he agree with me that Thursday—’

‘No,’ said Clarence equally firmly. ‘He recommends Friday, which will be more convenient for my father’s friends who will be travelling up from London.’

Virginia hesitated before saying, ‘And the guest list, would you like to see my recommendations?’

‘We settled on the final list last night,’ said Alice. ‘But if there are one or two names you’d like to be added, do let me know.’

‘Isn’t there anything I can do to help?’ asked Virginia, trying not to sound desperate.

‘No, thank you,’ said Clarence. ‘You’ve done quite enough already.’ He folded his napkin and rose from his place. ‘Please excuse me. I don’t want to be late for the bishop.’ He left without another word.

‘And I ought to be getting on,’ said Alice. ‘I’ve rather a lot to do if everything is to be in place by Friday.’

After breakfast, Virginia took a stroll around the grounds as she tried to fathom what had caused such a sudden change of attitude. She derived some comfort from the fact that she still had the Dower House, five thousand pounds a month, and two Ming vases that Li Wong had confirmed were worth at least a million. Her smile disappeared when she saw Camilla and her husband coming out of the estate manager’s office.

Virginia had lunch on her own, and decided to go into town and buy some new clothes, as she intended to shed her widow’s weeds the moment they had all departed. When she got back to the castle that evening, there was light coming from under the study door, and she thought she could hear Camilla’s strident voice.

Virginia had supper alone in her room, one thought continually returning to her mind. She was beginning to wish Perry was still alive.

St Albans Abbey was already packed by the time Virginia made her entrance. The senior usher accompanied the dowager duchess down the aisle to a place in the second row. She didn’t feel able to protest while a thousand eyes were on her.

As the first chimes of eleven sounded on the cathedral clock, the organ struck up and the congregation rose as one. The coffin, draped in decorations and honours, processed slowly down the aisle, borne on the shoulders of six Coldstream Guards, followed by the immediate family. Once it had been placed on the bier in the chancery, the duke, his two sisters and the grandchildren took their places in the front row. They didn’t look back.

The service was a blur to Virginia, who was still trying to work out why they were sending her to Coventry. During the burial ceremony, held in the grounds of the cathedral, she was only allowed to step forward and cast a spadeful of earth on to the coffin before she got back in line. Once the family and a few close friends had left the graveside, she had to cadge a lift back to the castle with Percy, the duke’s uncle, who accepted her explanation that there must have been an oversight, but then they’ve all been under a great deal of pressure.

During the reception, Virginia mingled with the guests, many of whom were kind and offered words of sympathy, while others turned away the moment she approached them. However, the greatest slight was saved until after the last guest had departed, when Clarence spoke to her for the first time that day.

‘While you were at the service,’ he said, ‘all your possessions were packed and moved into the Dower House. A car is waiting to take you there immediately. There will be a family meeting in my study at eleven tomorrow morning, which I hope you will attend. There are some serious matters I wish to discuss with you,’ he added, reminding Virginia of her father.

Without another word, the duke walked to the front door, opened it and waited for Virginia to leave, so she could begin her first day of banishment.

35

Virginia rose early the following morning and took her time inspecting the Dower House, which turned out to be quite large enough for someone living on her own. Her staff consisted of an under-butler, a maid and a cook, no more and no less than Perry had specified in his will.

At ten to eleven a car arrived to take her to the castle, which only a few days ago had been her sole domain.

The front door of the castle opened as the car drew up, and after a perfunctory ‘Good morning, your grace,’ the butler accompanied her to her husband’s old study. Lomax knocked quietly on the door, opened it and stood aside to allow the dowager duchess to enter.

‘Good morning,’ said Clarence as he rose from his place behind the desk. He waited until Virginia had taken the only available chair. She smiled at his sisters, but they didn’t return the compliment.

‘Thank you for coming,’ began Clarence, as if she’d had any choice. ‘We felt it would be useful to let you know what we have planned for the future.’

Virginia had a feeling he meant ‘your future’. ‘That’s considerate of you,’ she said.

‘I intend to report back to my regiment in a few days’ time, and I won’t be returning before Christmas. Alice will be flying back to New York on Monday.’

‘Then who will run the estate?’ asked Virginia, hoping they had at last come to their senses.

‘I have entrusted that responsibility to Shane and Camilla — with my father’s blessing, I might add, as he accepted that I’d always wanted to be a soldier and was never cut out to be a farmer. Shane, Camilla and the children will live at the castle, fulfilling another of my father’s wishes.’

‘How very sensible,’ said Virginia. ‘I hope you’ll allow me to help out, at least during the transition?’

‘That won’t be necessary,’ said Camilla, speaking for the first time. ‘We’ve received a good offer for our farm in New Zealand, and my husband will be flying back to finalize the sale and deal with any other personal matters that need attending to, after which he’ll return to take over the management of the estate. With the help of Mr Moxton, I will keep things ticking over until he’s back.’

‘It’s just that I thought—’

‘No need to,’ said Camilla. ‘We’ve thought of everything.’

‘And I fear, Virginia, there is another matter I have to raise with you,’ said Clarence. Virginia shifted uneasily in her seat. ‘It has been brought to my attention by Mr Moxton that my father, without my knowledge, made you a loan of £185,000. Fortunately, Moxton had the good sense to formalize the arrangement,’ said Clarence, as he turned to the third page of a document Virginia remembered signing. She suddenly wished she’d spent a little more time reading the first two pages.

‘The loan was made for a period of five years, with a compound interest rate of five per cent. If my father died before then, the full amount was to be repaid within twenty-eight days. I have consulted my accountant, and he has written to let me know —’ he turned his attention to a letter lying on the desk — ‘that with accumulated interest, the exact amount you currently owe the estate is £209,145. So I have to ask you, Virginia, if you have sufficient funds to cover that amount.’

‘But Perry told me that if he died before me — and I remember his exact words — the slate would be wiped clean.’

‘Do you have any proof of that?’ asked Camilla.

‘No. But he gave me his word, which surely should be enough.’

‘It’s not his words we’re discussing,’ said Camilla, ‘but yours.’

‘And if he did,’ said Clarence, ‘he certainly didn’t let Moxton know of any such arrangement. There’s no mention of it in the original agreement, which my father also signed.’ Clarence swivelled it around so Virginia could see a signature she recognized well.

‘I will have to consult my lawyers,’ she stammered, unable to think of anything else to say.

‘We have already consulted ours,’ said Alice, ‘and Mr Blatchford has confirmed that there is no mention in Father’s will of any such gift, just an allowance of five thousand pounds a month, a briar walking stick and two porcelain vases.’

Virginia suppressed a smile.

‘If you are unable to repay the loan,’ continued Clarence, ‘our accountant has come up with a compromise which I hope you will find acceptable.’ He returned to the letter. ‘If we were to withhold your monthly allowance of five thousand pounds, the full amount would be paid off in approximately four years, at which time your allowance would be restored.’

‘However, should you die at some time during the next four years,’ interjected Camilla, ‘let me assure you, the slate would be wiped clean.’

Virginia remained silent for some time before blurting out, ‘But how can I be expected to survive in the meantime?’

‘My father told me, on more than one occasion,’ said Clarence, ‘that your brother gives you a generous monthly allowance which you once said you were never able to spend, so I rather assumed...’

‘He stopped those payments the day I married your father.’

‘Then we must hope that once he has been acquainted with your present circumstances, he will be willing to restore your allowance, otherwise you will have to rely on your substantial assets, which you also mentioned to my father. Of course, if you are able to repay the full amount of the loan within twenty-eight days that will solve the whole problem.’

Virginia bowed her head and burst into tears, but when she eventually looked up, it was clear that none of them was moved.

‘Perhaps this would be a good opportunity for us to discuss some domestic matters,’ said Camilla. ‘As my brother has explained, my husband will be taking over the management of the estate, and our family will be living here in the castle. Clarence and Alice will be returning from time to time, but in my brother’s absence, I will be mistress of Castle Hertford.’ Camilla waited for her words to sink in before she continued. ‘I wish to make it clear, so there can be no misunderstanding in the future, that you will not be welcome here at any time, and that includes Christmas or any other holidays. You will also make no attempt to contact either of my children, or any members of the castle staff. I have made my wishes clear to Mr Lomax.’

Virginia looked at Clarence and then at Alice, but it was obvious the family were acting as one.

‘Unless you have anything to ask concerning your future arrangements,’ said Clarence, ‘we have nothing more to discuss with you.’

Virginia rose from her place and left the room with as much dignity as she could muster. She walked slowly across the hall to the front door, which the butler was holding open. He didn’t address her as she walked out of the castle for the last time. All she heard was the door closing behind her.

Another door was already open so she could be driven back to the Dower House. Once Virginia had been dropped off, she went straight to her study, picked up the phone and dialled a London number, to be greeted with the first friendly voice she had heard that day.

‘How nice to hear from you, your grace. How can I help?’

‘I need to make an appointment to see you as quickly as possible, Mr Poltimore, because I’ve changed my mind.’

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‘I have no doubt,’ said Poltimore, ‘that you’ve made a wise decision. But can I ask what caused you to change your mind?’

‘My late husband wouldn’t have wanted anyone to think he was selling off the family heirlooms.’

‘And the new duke?’ asked Poltimore. ‘How does he feel?’

‘Frankly, Clarence wouldn’t know the difference between Ming and Tupperware.’

Poltimore wasn’t sure whether to laugh, and simply said, ‘Before you agree to allow the vases to go under the hammer, your grace, you might like to know that I’ve had an offer of seven hundred thousand pounds for them from a private dealer in Chicago, and I’m confident I can push him over the million mark. And perhaps it could be done without anyone even knowing the transaction had taken place.’

‘But surely a dealer will simply be selling my vases on to one of his customers?’

‘While at the same time making a handsome profit for himself, which is why I’m confident they will fetch a far higher price at auction.’

‘But there must be an outside chance that if the vases do come up for auction, the same dealer might pick them up for less than a million.’

‘That’s most unlikely, your grace, with a piece of this importance. And despite that possibility, I still consider it a risk worth taking, because I’ve already approached half a dozen leading collectors in the field, and they all showed considerable interest, including the director of the National Museum of China in Beijing.’

‘You’ve convinced me,’ said Virginia. ‘So what should I do next?’

‘Once you’ve signed a release form, you can leave the rest to us. You’re well in time to catch the autumn sale, which is always one of the most popular of the year, and I have already suggested that we feature the Hertford vases on the cover of the catalogue. Be assured, our customers won’t be in any doubt how important we consider these pieces to be.’

‘Can I mention something in the strictest confidence, Mr Poltimore?’

‘Of course, your grace.’

‘I am most keen that there should be the minimum of publicity before the auction, but the maximum amount possible afterwards.’

‘That shouldn’t be a problem, especially as the arts correspondents from all the national newspapers will be attending the sale. And if the vases fetch the sort of price we anticipate, it will generate considerable interest in the press, so you can be sure that the following morning, everyone will be aware of your triumph.’

‘I’m not interested in everyone,’ said Virginia, ‘just one member of one particular family.’

‘A gold-plated bitch,’ said Virginia.

‘That bad?’ asked Priscilla Bingham, once their dessert plates had been whisked away.

‘Worse. She has the airs and graces of a duchess, but she’s nothing more than the wife of a jumped-up antipodean sheep farmer.’

‘And you said she’s the second daughter?’

‘That’s right. But she behaves as if she’s the mistress of Castle Hertford.’

‘Wouldn’t all that change if the duke were to get married and decide to reclaim his family seat?’

‘That’s unlikely. Clarence is married to the army, and hopes to be the next colonel of the regiment.’

‘Like his father before him.’

‘He’s nothing like his father,’ said Virginia. ‘If Perry were still alive, he would never have allowed them to humiliate me in this way. But I intend to have the last laugh.’ She extracted a newly minted auction catalogue from her bag and handed it to her friend.

‘Are these the two vases you told me about?’ asked Priscilla, looking admiringly at the cover.

‘They are indeed. And you’ll see just how much I’m going to make if you turn to lot forty-three.’

Priscilla flicked through the pages and when she reached Lot 43, Two Ming Vases, circa 1462, her eyes settled on the estimate. Her mouth opened, but no words came out.

‘How very generous of the duke,’ she eventually managed.

‘He had no idea how much they were worth,’ said Virginia, ‘otherwise he would never have let them go.’

‘But surely the family will find out long before the sale takes place.’

‘Seems unlikely. Clarence is holed up somewhere in Borneo, Alice is in New York peddling bottles of perfume and Camilla never leaves the castle unless she has to.’

‘But I thought you wanted them to find out?’

‘Not until after the sale, by which time I will have banked the cheque.’

‘But even then, they may not hear about it.’

‘Mr Poltimore, who’s conducting the auction, tells me he’s already had calls from several of the leading arts correspondents, so we can expect extensive coverage in the press the following morning. That’s when they’ll find out, and by then it will be too late because I will have banked the money. I do hope you’ll be able to come to the auction next Thursday evening, Priscilla, and then you can join me for dinner afterwards at Annabel’s to celebrate. I’ve even booked Perry’s favourite table. It will be just like old times.’

‘Old times,’ repeated Priscilla, as a waiter appeared and served coffee. ‘Which reminds me, do you ever hear from your ex, following your little coup with Mellor Travel?’

‘If you mean Giles, he sent me a Christmas card for the first time in years, but I didn’t return the compliment.’

‘I see he’s back on the front bench.’

‘Yes, he’s been pitched against his sister. But he’s so wet, I expect he regularly lets her off the hook,’ Virginia added as she took a sip of coffee.

‘And now she’s a baroness.’

‘She’s a life peer,’ said Virginia. ‘Anyway, she only got her place in the Lords because she backed Margaret Thatcher when she stood for the leadership of the Tory party. It’s almost enough to make one consider voting Labour.’

‘To be fair, Virginia, the press all seem to agree that she’s doing a rather good job as a health minister.’

‘She’d be better off spending her time worrying about the health of her own family. Drink, drugs, three in a bed, assaulting the police, and her granddaughter ending up in jail.’

‘It was only for one night,’ Priscilla reminded her. ‘And she was back at the Slade the following term.’

‘Someone must have pulled some very long strings to make that possible,’ said Virginia.

‘Probably your ex-husband,’ suggested Priscilla. ‘He may be in opposition, but I suspect he still has a lot of clout.’

‘And what about your husband?’ asked Virginia, wanting to change the subject. ‘I hope all’s well with him,’ she added, hoping to hear otherwise.

‘He’s still producing a hundred thousand jars of fish paste a week, which allows me to live like a duchess, even if I’m not one.’

‘And is your son still doing the PR for Farthings Kaufman?’ asked Virginia, ignoring the barb.

‘Yes, he is. In fact, Clive’s hoping it won’t be long before they ask him to join the main board.’

‘It must help with Robert being an old friend of the chairman.’

‘And how’s your son?’ asked Priscilla, trading blow for blow.

‘Freddie is not my son, as you well know, Priscilla. And when I last heard, he’d run away from school, which would have solved all my problems, but unfortunately he returned a few days later.’

‘So who takes care of him during the holidays?’

‘My brother Archie, who lives off the income from the family distillery, which Father promised to me.’

‘You haven’t done too badly, duchess,’ said Priscilla, looking back down at the Sotheby’s catalogue.

‘You may well be right, but I’m still going to make certain it’s me who has the last laugh,’ said Virginia as a waiter appeared by their side, unsure who he should present the bill to. Although Virginia had invited Priscilla to join her for lunch, she was painfully aware that if she wrote a cheque it would bounce. Still, all that was about to change.

‘My turn next time,’ said Virginia. ‘Annabel’s on Thursday night?’ she added, looking the other way.

When Priscilla Bingham returned to her home in the Boltons, she left the Sotheby’s catalogue on the hall table.

‘Quite magnificent,’ said Bob when he spotted the cover. ‘Are you considering bidding for them?’

‘Nice idea,’ said Priscilla, ‘but you’d have to sell an awful lot more fish paste before we could consider that.’

‘Then why are you interested?’

‘They belong to Virginia, and she’s having to put them up for sale because the Hertford family have found a way of cheating her out of her monthly allowance.’

‘I’d like to hear the Hertfords’ side of the story before I make a judgement on that,’ said Bob, as he flicked through the catalogue looking for Lot 43. He let out a low whistle when he read the estimate. ‘I’m surprised the family were willing to part with them.’

‘They weren’t. The duke left them to Virginia in his will without the slightest idea what they were worth.’

Bob pursed his lips, but said nothing.

‘By the way,’ said Priscilla, ‘are we still going to the theatre tonight?’

‘Yes,’ replied Bob. ‘We’ve got tickets for The Phantom of the Opera, and the curtain goes up at seven thirty.’

‘Then I still have time to change,’ said Priscilla as she headed upstairs.

Bob waited for her to disappear into the bedroom before he picked up the catalogue and slipped into his study. Once he was seated at his desk, he turned his attention to Lot 43 and took his time studying the provenance of the two vases. He began to understand why they were considered so important. He pulled open the bottom drawer of his desk, took out a large brown envelope and slipped the catalogue inside. He wrote on it in bold capitals:

Bob had dropped it into the postbox on the corner and returned home before Priscilla got out of the bath.

37

‘Sold! For one hundred and twenty thousand pounds,’ said Poltimore as he brought down the hammer with a thud. ‘Lot thirty-nine,’ he said, turning to the next page of the catalogue. ‘A white jade marriage bowl of the Qianlong period. Shall I open the bidding at ten thousand pounds?’

Poltimore looked up to see the Dowager Duchess of Hertford making an entrance, accompanied by another lady he didn’t recognize. They were led down the central aisle by an assistant and, although the sale room was packed, they were shown to two vacant seats near the front, whose reserved signs were quickly removed before the two ladies sat down.

Virginia enjoyed the murmurs around her, to show that she had arrived. Although the sale had begun at seven o’clock, Mr Poltimore had advised her there was no need to turn up before 7.45, as he didn’t anticipate Lot 43 would be coming under the hammer much before 8.15, possibly 8.30.

She and Priscilla were seated in the fifth row, which Poltimore had assured her were the best seats in the room, not unlike house seats in a West End theatre. As Virginia had no interest in a jade marriage bowl of the Qianlong period, she tried to take in what was going on around her, and hoped it wasn’t too obvious that this was the first time she’d attended a major auction.

‘It’s so exciting,’ she said, as she gripped Priscilla’s hand, admiring the men in the audience who were dressed in dinner jackets, obviously going on to another function once the sale was over, while the rest were wearing smart suits and colourful ties. But it was the women she was most fascinated by, dressed in their designer outfits with the latest accessories. For them, this was more of a fashion show than an auction, each one trying to outdo the other, as if it were the opening night of a new play. Priscilla had told her that sometimes the final price could be decided by these women, who often had plans to make sure a particular item went home with them that evening, while some of the men would bid higher and higher simply to impress the woman they were with — and sometimes a woman they weren’t with.

The room was large and square and Virginia couldn’t see an empty seat. She calculated there must be around four hundred potential customers in a room crammed with collectors, dealers and the simply curious. In fact, several of the audience were having to stand at the back.

Directly in front of her stood Mr Poltimore, on a raised semi-circular dais that offered him a perfect view of his victims. Behind the dais stood another, smaller group of senior staff, experts in their own fields, who were there to assist and advise the auctioneer, while others took a note of the successful bidder and the hammer price. To Poltimore’s right, reined in behind a loose rope, were a group of men and women, notepads open, pens poised, who Virginia assumed were the press.

‘Sold! For twenty-two thousand pounds,’ said Poltimore. ‘Lot forty, an important polychrome decorated carved wood figure of a seated Luohan, circa 1400. I have an opening bid of one hundred thousand.’

The sale was clearly warming up, and Virginia was delighted when the Luohan sold for £240,000 — forty thousand above its high estimate.

‘Lot forty-one, a rare celadon jade model of a lion.’

Virginia had no interest in the lion, which was being held up by a porter for all to see. She looked to her right and noticed for the first time a long table, slightly raised, on which stood a dozen white phones, each manned by a member of Sotheby’s staff. Poltimore had explained to her that they represented overseas clients, or those who simply didn’t want to be seen in the sale room, although they would sometimes be seated discreetly among the audience. Three of the staff were on the phone, hands cupped, whispering to their clients, while the other nine phones lay idle because, like her, those clients were not interested in the little jade lion. Virginia wondered how many of the phones would be ringing when Poltimore opened the bidding for Lot 43.

‘Lot forty-two. An extremely rare, enamelled, imperial yellow-ground floral Yuhuchunping vase. I have an opening bid of one hundred thousand.’

Virginia could feel her heart beating, aware that the next lot to be announced would be her two Ming vases. When the hammer came down on Lot 42 at £260,000, a buzz of anticipation swept around the room. Poltimore looked down at the duchess and gave her a benign smile as two porters placed the magnificent vases on separate stands each side of him.

‘Lot number forty-three. A unique pair of Ming Dynasty vases, circa 1462, that were a gift from the Emperor Jiaqing to the fourth Duke of Hertford in the early nineteenth century. These vases are in perfect condition and are the property of an English lady of title.’ Virginia beamed as the journalists scribbled away. ‘I have an opening bid —’ a silence descended that had not been experienced before — ‘of three hundred thousand pounds.’ The silence was replaced with a gasp, as Poltimore leant back casually and looked around the room. ‘Am I bid three hundred and fifty?’

Virginia felt an eternity had passed, although it was only a few seconds before Poltimore said, ‘Thank you, sir,’ as he gestured to a bidder seated near the back of the room. Virginia wanted to look round, but somehow managed to restrain herself.

‘Four hundred thousand,’ said Poltimore, turning his attention to the long row of phones on his left, where eight members of staff were keeping their clients informed on how the sale was progressing.

‘Four hundred thousand,’ he repeated, when a smartly dressed young woman at one of the phones raised a hand, while continuing to talk to her client. ‘The bid is on the phone at four hundred thousand,’ said Poltimore, immediately switching his attention to the gentleman at the back of the room. ‘Four hundred and fifty thousand,’ he murmured, before returning to the phones. The young woman’s hand shot up immediately. Poltimore nodded. ‘I have five hundred thousand,’ he declared, returning to the man at the back of the room, who shook his head. ‘I’m looking for five fifty,’ said Poltimore, his eyes once again sweeping the room. ‘Five hundred and fifty thousand pounds,’ he repeated. Virginia was beginning to wish she’d taken the offer from the dealer in Chicago until Poltimore announced, ‘Five fifty,’ his voice rising. ‘I have a new bidder.’ He looked down at the director of the National Museum of China.

When he swung back to the phones, the young woman’s hand was already raised. ‘Six hundred thousand,’ he said, before switching his attention back to the director, who was talking animatedly to the man seated on his right before he eventually looked up and gave Poltimore a slight nod.

‘Six hundred and fifty thousand,’ said Poltimore, his eye fixed once again on the young woman on the phone. This time her response took a little longer, but eventually a hand was raised. ‘Seven hundred thousand pounds,’ demanded Poltimore, aware that this would be a world record for a Chinese piece sold at auction.

The journalists were scribbling more furiously than ever, aware that their readers liked world records.

‘Seven hundred thousand,’ whispered Poltimore in a reverential tone, trying to tempt the director, but making no attempt to hurry him, as he continued his conversation with his colleague. ‘Seven hundred thousand?’ he offered, as if it were a mere bagatelle. A disturbance at the back of the room caught his eye. He tried to ignore it, but became distracted by two people pushing their way through the crowd as the museum director raised his hand.

‘I have seven hundred thousand,’ Poltimore said, glancing in the direction of the phones, but he could no longer ignore the man and woman striding down the aisle towards him. A pointless exercise, he could have told them, because every seat was taken. ‘Seven hundred and fifty thousand,’ he suggested to the director, assuming the pair would turn back, but they didn’t stop.

‘I have seven hundred and fifty thousand,’ Poltimore said, and following another nod from the director, he turned back to the young woman on the telephone. He tried not to lose his concentration, assuming that a security guard would appear and politely escort the tiresome couple out. He was staring hopefully at the woman on the phone when an authoritative voice announced firmly, ‘I am presenting you with a court order to prevent the sale of the Hertford Ming vases.’

The man handed an engrossed document to Poltimore, just as the young woman on the phone raised her hand.

‘I have eight hundred thousand,’ said Poltimore, almost in a whisper, as a smartly dressed man stepped forward from the small group of experts behind the rostrum, took the document, removed the red tape and studied the contents.

‘Eight hundred and fifty thousand?’ suggested Poltimore, as some of those seated in the front row began chattering among themselves about what they had just overheard. By the time the Chinese whispers had reached the director, almost everyone in the room except Virginia was talking. She simply stared in silence at the man and woman standing by the rostrum.

‘Mark,’ said a voice from behind Poltimore. He turned, bent down and listened carefully to the advice of a Sotheby’s in-house lawyer, then nodded, raised himself to his full height and declared, with as much gravitas as he could muster, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to have to inform you that lot number forty-three has been withdrawn from the sale.’ His words were greeted with gasps of disbelief and an outbreak of noisy chattering.

‘Lot forty-four,’ said Poltimore, not missing a beat. ‘A black glazed mottled bowl of the Song Dynasty...’ but no one was showing the slightest interest in the Song Dynasty.

The penned-in journalists were trying desperately to escape and discover why Lot 43 had been withdrawn, aware that an article they had hoped might stretch to a couple of columns in the arts section was now destined for the front page. Unfortunately for them, the Sotheby’s experts had become like Chinese mandarins, lips sealed and non-communicative.

A posse of photographers broke loose and quickly surrounded the duchess. As their bulbs began to flash she turned to Priscilla for solace, but her friend was no longer there. The Lady Virginia swung back to face the Lady Camilla; two queens on a chess board. One of them about to be toppled, while the other, a woman who never left the castle unless she had to, gave her adversary a disarming smile and whispered, ‘Checkmate.’

38

‘The aristocrats’ clause.’

‘I have no idea what you’re talking about,’ said Virginia as she looked across the desk at her QC.

‘It’s a common enough clause,’ said Sir Edward, ‘often inserted as a safeguard in the wills of members of wealthy families to protect their assets from generation to generation.’

‘But my husband left the vases to me,’ protested Virginia.

‘He did indeed. But only, and I quote the relevant clause in his will, as a gift to be enjoyed during your lifetime, after which they will revert to being part of the current duke’s estate.’

‘But they were thought to be of no value,’ said Virginia. ‘After all, they’d been languishing below stairs for generations.’

‘That may well be so, your grace, but this particular aristocrats’ clause goes on to stipulate that this applies to any gift deemed to have a value of more than ten thousand pounds.’

‘I still don’t know what you’re talking about,’ said Virginia, sounding even more exasperated than before.

‘Then allow me to explain. A clause of this type is often inserted to ensure that aristocratic estates cannot be broken up by females who are not of the bloodline. The most common example is when a member of the family is divorced and the former wife tries to lay claim to valuable pieces of jewellery, works of art or even property. For example, in your particular case, you are permitted to live in the Dower House on the Hertford estate for the rest of your life. However, the deeds of that property remain in the duke’s name, and on your demise the house will automatically revert to the family estate.’

‘And that also applies to my two vases?’

‘I’m afraid it does,’ said the elderly silk, ‘because they are without question worth more than ten thousand pounds.’

‘If only I’d disposed of them privately,’ said Virginia ruefully, ‘without the duke’s knowledge, no one would have been any the wiser.’

‘If that had been the case,’ said Sir Edward, ‘you would have been committing a criminal offence, as it would be assumed that you knew the true value of the vases.’

‘But they would never have found out if...’ said Virginia, almost as if she were talking to herself. ‘So how did they find out?’

‘A fair question,’ said Sir Edward, ‘and indeed I asked the Hertfords’ legal representatives why they hadn’t alerted you to the relevant clause in the late duke’s will as soon as they became aware that the sale was taking place. Had they done so, it would have avoided any unnecessary embarrassment for either side, not to mention the lurid headlines that appeared in the national press the following day.’

‘And why didn’t they?’

‘It seems that someone sent the family a copy of the Sotheby’s catalogue, which aroused no interest at the time as none of them recognized the vases, even though they were displayed on the cover.’

‘Then how did they find out?’ repeated Virginia.

‘It was evidently the duke’s nephew, Tristan, who raised the alarm. He is apparently in the habit of sneaking down to the kitchen during the school holidays. He thought he recognized the vases on the cover of the catalogue and told his mother where he’d last seen them. Lady Camilla contacted the family solicitor, Mr Blatchford, who wasted no time in obtaining a court order to prevent the sale. Having done so, they took the next train to London, and arrived, to quote Mr Blatchford, in the nick of time.’

‘What would have happened if they had arrived after the hammer had come down?’

‘That would have caused the family an interesting dilemma. The duke would have been left with two choices. He could either have allowed the sale to proceed and collected the money, or sued you for the full amount, in which case I’m bound to say that, in my opinion, a judge would have had no choice but to come down in favour of the Hertford estate, and might even have referred the case to the DPP to decide if you had committed a criminal offence.’

‘But I didn’t know about the aristocrats’ clause,’ protested Virginia.

‘Ignorance of the law is not a defence,’ said Sir Edward firmly. ‘And in any case, I suspect a judge would find it hard to believe that you hadn’t selected the vases most carefully, and knew only too well what they were worth. I should warn you, that is also Mr Blatchford’s opinion.’

‘So will the vases have to be returned to the duke?’

‘Ironically, no. The Hertfords must also abide by the letter of the law, as well as the spirit of your late husband’s will, so the vases will be sent back to you to enjoy for the rest of your life. However, Mr Blatchford has informed me that if you return them within twenty-eight days, the family will take no further legal action, which I consider is generous in the circumstances.’

‘But why would they want the vases now, when they’ll get them back anyway in the fullness of time?’

‘I would suggest that the possibility of them banking a million pounds might well be the answer to that question, your grace. I understand Mr Poltimore has already been in touch with the duke and informed him that he has a private buyer in Chicago lined up.’

‘Has the man no morals?’

‘However, I would still advise you to return them by October nineteenth if you don’t want to face another lengthy and expensive court case.’

‘I will, of course, take your advice, Sir Edward,’ said Virginia, accepting she had been left with no choice. ‘Please assure Mr Blatchford that I will return the vases to Clarence by October nineteenth.’

An agreement was struck between Sir Edward and Mr Blatchford that the two Ming Dynasty vases would be returned to the fourteenth Duke of Hertford at his home in Eaton Square, on or before October 19th. In exchange, Clarence had signed a legally binding agreement that no further action would be taken against Virginia, Dowager Duchess of Hertford, and he also agreed to cover her legal costs for the transaction.

Virginia had a long liquid lunch with Bofie Bridgwater at Mark’s Club on October 19th and didn’t get back home to Chelsea until nearly four, by which time the lights in the square had already been turned on.

She sat alone in the front room of her little flat and stared at the two vases. Although she had only possessed them for a few months, as each day passed, she had come to appreciate why they were regarded as works of genius. She had to admit, if only to herself, that she was going to miss them. However, the thought of another legal battle and Sir Edward’s exorbitant fee, catapulted her back into the real world.

It was Bofie who had pointed out, just after they’d opened their second bottle of Merlot, the significance of the words ‘on or before’, and it amused Virginia to think she could at least have a little fun at Clarence’s expense.

After a light supper, she ran herself a bath, and lay among the bubbles giving considerable thought to what she should wear for the occasion, as this was clearly going to be a closing-night performance. She settled on black, a colour her late husband had always favoured, especially after escorting her back to Eaton Square following an evening at Annabel’s.

Virginia didn’t hurry herself, aware that her timing had to be perfect, before the curtain could come down. At 11.40 p.m., she stepped out of the flat and hailed a taxi. She explained to the driver that she would require some help in putting two large vases in the back. He couldn’t have been more obliging, and once Virginia had settled herself on the back seat, he asked, ‘Where to, madam?’

‘Thirty-two Eaton Square. And could you drive slowly, as I wouldn’t want the vases to be damaged.’

‘Of course, madam.’

Virginia sat on the edge of the seat, a hand placed firmly on the rim of each vase while the cabbie drove the short distance from Chelsea to Eaton Square, never moving out of first gear.

When the cab finally pulled up outside No. 32, memories of her time with Perry came flooding back, reminding Virginia once again just how much she missed him. The driver climbed out and opened the back door for her.

‘Would you be kind enough to put the vases on the top step,’ she said as she climbed out of the cab. She waited until the driver had done so before adding, ‘If you could wait, I’ll only be a few moments, then you can drive me back home.’

‘Of course, madam.’

Virginia checked her watch: nine minutes to twelve. She had kept her side of the bargain. She pressed the doorbell and waited until she saw a light on the third floor go on. A few moments later a familiar face appeared at the window. She smiled up at Clarence, who opened the window and peered down at her.

‘Is that you, Virginia?’ he asked, trying not to sound exasperated.

‘It most certainly is, my darling. I’m just returning the vases.’ She looked again at her watch. ‘I think you’ll find it’s seven minutes to midnight, so I’ve kept my side of the bargain.’ A second light came on and Camilla leant out of another window and said, ‘And only just in time.’

Virginia smiled sweetly up at her stepdaughter. She was about to walk back to the taxi, but paused for a moment to give the two vases one last look. She then bent down, and with all the strength she could muster, lifted one of them high above her head like an Olympic weightlifter. After holding it there for a moment, she allowed it to slip from her fingers. The exquisite five-hundred-year-old national treasure bounced down the stone steps, before finally shattering into a hundred pieces.

Lights began to go on all over the house, and the words ‘fucking bitch’ were among the more restrained of Camilla’s opinions.

Warming to her task, Virginia stepped forward as if to take a curtain call. She picked up the second vase and, like the first, raised it high above her head. She heard the door open behind her.

‘Please, no!’ shouted Clarence, as he leapt forward, arms outstretched, but Virginia had already let go of the vase and, if anything, the second irreplaceable Chinese masterpiece broke into even more pieces than the first.

Virginia walked slowly down the steps, making her way carefully through a mosaic of blue and white broken porcelain, before climbing into the waiting taxi.

As the driver began the journey back to Chelsea, he looked in his rear-view mirror to see his passenger had a smile on her face. Virginia didn’t once look back to survey the carnage, because this time she’d read the legal document clause by clause, and there was no mention of what condition the two Ming vases should be in when they were returned ‘on or before October 19th’.

As the cab turned right out of Eaton Square, the clock on a nearby church struck twelve.