Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Spy

Chapter Five

Tony Nowak's apartment is in the seventeenth police precinct, but dead bodies from those plush addresses go down to the Twenty-First Street Morgue and are put in the chilled drawers alongside pushers from Times Square and Chinese laundrymen from the Tenderloin.

'Can we smoke?' I asked the attendant. The cold room had an eerie echo. He nodded and pulled the drawer open, and read silently from the police file. Apparently satisfied, he stepped back so that we could get a good long look at the hold-up man. He came out feet-first with a printed tag on his toe. His face had been cleaned of blood and his hair combed, but nothing could be done about the open mouth that made him look as if he'd died of surprise.

'The bullet hit the windpipe," said the attendant. 'He died gasping for air.' He closed the file. 'This has been a heavy night for us,' he explained. 'If it's O.K. with you guys, I'll go back to the office. Put him away when you're through with him.' He put the clip-board under his arm and took a look at his pocket-watch. It was 2.15 a.m. He yawned and heaved the big evidence bag on to the stainless steel table.

'Medical examiner had them stripped at the scene of the crime — just so Forensic can't say we lost anything.' He prodded the transparent bag that contained a peaked hat, dark raincoat, cheap denim suit and soiled underwear. 'You'll find your paper-work inside.' He twisted the identification tag that was on the dead man's toe so that he could read from the U.F.6 card. 'Died on Park Avenue, eh. Now there's a goon with taste.' He looked back at the body 'Don't turn him over until the photographer has finished with him.'

'O.K.,' I said.

'Your other one is in drawer number twenty-seven — we keep all the gunshot deaths together, at this end of the room. Anything else you want and I'll be in the M.E.'s office through the autopsy room…'

Mann opened the bag and found the shirt. There was a bullet nick in the collar.

'A marksman,' I said.

'A schmuck,' said Mann. 'A marksman would have been satisfied with the gun arm.'

'You think this hold-up might have a bearing on the Bekuv situation?' I said.

'Put a neat little moustache on Bekuv and send him up to Saks Fifth Avenue for a 400-dollar suit, grey his temples a little and feed him enough chocolate sodas to put a few inches on his waistline, and what have you got?'

'Nothing,' I said. 'I've got nothing. What are you trying to say?'

'Mister snap-shooting goddamn intruder alarm — that's who you've got, stupid.'

I considered for a moment. There was a faint superficial resemblance between Bekuv and the intruder alarm man. 'It's not much,' I said.

'But it might be enough, if you were a trigger-happy gorilla, waiting in the lobby there — very nervous — and with just an ancient little snapshot of Bekuv to recognize him by.'

'Who'd think Bekuv would be with us at Tony Nowak's party?'

'Greenwood and Hart: those guys wanted him there,' said Mann.

I shook my head.

Mann said, 'And if I told you that thirty minutes after we left Washington Square last night Andrei Bekuv was in his tux and trying to tell the doorman that I had given him permission to go out on his own?'

'You think they got to him? You think they gave him a personal invitation to be there?'

'He wasn't duding-up to try his luck in the singles bars on Third Avenue,' said Mann.

'And you agreed?' I asked him. 'You told Hart and Greenwood and Nowak that you'd bring Bekuv to their party?'

'It's easy to be wise after the event,' said Mann defensively. He used his tongue to find a piece of tobacco that was in his teeth. 'Sure I agreed but I didn't do it.' He removed the strand of tobacco with a delicate deployment of his little finger. These guys in the lobby: they didn't ask for cash, wrist-watch or his gold tie-pin, they asked for his wallet. They wanted to check — they were nervous — they wanted to find something to prove he was really Bekuv.'

I shrugged. 'Wallet… bill-fold… a stick-up man is likely to ask for any of these things when he wants money. What about the Fulton County number plate?'

'Do you know how big Fulton County is?'

'On a black Mercedes?'

'Yes, well we're checking it. We've got the guy from the Department of Motor Vehicles out of his bed, if that makes you feel better.'

'It does,' I said. 'But if we'd found that "ancient little snapshot of Bekuv" amongst these personal effects that would make me feel even better still. Until we've got something to go on, this remains a simple old-fashioned New York hold-up.'

'Just a heist. But tomorrow, when we tell our pal Bekuv about it, I'm going to paint it to look like they are gunning for him.'

'Why?'

'We might learn something from him if he thinks he needs better protection. I'm going to tuck him away somewhere where no one's going to find him.'

'Where?'

'We'll get him out of here for Christmas, it's too dangerous here.'

'Miami? or the safe house in Boston?'

'Don't be a comedian. Send him to a C.I.A. safe house! You might as well take a small-ad in Pravda.' Mann rolled the body back into the chilled case. The sound set my teeth on edge. 'You take the back-up car,' Mann told me. 'I'll drive myself.'

'Then where will you put Bekuv?'

'Don't make it too early in the morning.'

'You've got my sworn promise,' I said. I watched him as he marched through the rows and rows of cold slabs, his shoes clicking on the tiled floor and a curious squeaky noise that I later recognized as Mann whistling a tune.

I suppose Mann's insouciant exit attracted the attention of the mortuary attendant. 'What's going on, Harry?' He looked at me for a few seconds before realizing that I wasn't Harry. 'Are you the photographer?'

'No,' I said.

Then who the hell are you?'

'Seventeenth Precinct know about me,' I said.

'And I'll bet they do,' he said. 'How did you get in here, buster?'

'Calm down. I saw your colleague.'

'You saw my colleague,' he mocked in a shrill falsetto. 'Well, now you're seeing me,' I noticed his hands as he repeatedly gripped his fists and released them again. I had the feeling he wanted to provoke me, so that he had an excuse for taking a poke at me. I was keen to deprive him of that excuse.

'It's official,' I said.

'I.D., feller,' he said and poked a finger at my chest.

'He's all right, Sammy.' We both turned. The other mortuary attendant had come in by the centre door. 'I talked to Charlie Kelly about him. Charlie says O.K.'

'I don't like guys creeping around here without my permission,' said the pugnacious little man. Still murmuring abuse, he studied his clip-board and wandered back upstairs with that twitchy walk one sees in punchy old prizefighters.

'Sorry about that,' said the first attendant. 'I should have told Sammy that you were here.'

'I thought he was going to put me on a slab,' I said.

'Sammy's all right,' he said. He looked at me before deciding that I should have a fuller explanation. 'Sammy and me were cops… we joined the force together, we were both wounded in a gun battle near Delancey, way back in the 'sixties. Neither of us was fit enough to go back into the force. He's a good guy.'

'You could have fooled me,' I said.

'Saw his fifteen-year-old kid brought in here one day hit by a truck coming out of school — that happens to you once and you remember. You start getting dizzy every time you unzip a bodybag.' He turned away. 'Anyway, it was all O.K. for you, was it? I hear you were right in the middle when the shells started flying.'

'I was lucky,' I said.

'And the third guy took off in a black Merc.' He was reading it all on the report. 'You get the plate number?'

'FC,' I said. 'They tell me that's a Fulton County registration.'

'Well, at least you didn't get suckered by the Fulton County plate.'

'What do you mean?'

'Well, any cop who's been in the force a few years will tell you the way those people from Fulton County used to come into the city and double-park all over Manhattan. And no cop would ever give them a ticket. Jesus, the number of times I saw cars… would you believe treble-parked on Madison, jamming the traffic… and I just walked on and forgot about it.'

'I don't get it.'

'Well you wouldn't, being from out of town, but a Fulton Count plate is FC and then three numerals. Not many cops noticed any difference between that and three numbers followed by FC… I mean, a cop's got a lot on his mind, without getting into that kind of pizzazz.'

'And what is it about a car with a registration plate that has three numbers followed by FC? What is it that makes it O.K. for him to treble-park on Madison Avenue?'

The mortuary attendant looked at me sorrowfully. 'Yeah, well you've never been a patrolman, have you. Three digits FC, means a car belonging to a foreign consul… that's an official car with diplomatic immunity to arrest, and I mean including parking tickets. And that's what all those smart-ass drivers from Fulton County were betting on.'

'Got you,' I said.

He didn't hear me; he was staring into the 'sixties and watching one of those nice kids we all used to be. 'Midnight to eight,' he said. 'I liked that shift — no dependants, so what's the difference — and you make more money, overtime and payments for time in court. But it was a rough shift for a cop in those days.'

'In those days?' I said.

'This was an all-night city back in the early 'sixties — bars open right up to the legal 4 a.m…. all-night groceries, all-night dancing, all-night you-name-it. But the city got rougher and rougher, so people stayed home and watched TV… You go out there now, and the streets are dark and empty.' He picked up a piece of cloth and wiped his hands. His hands looked very clean but he wiped them anyway. 'Streets are so empty that a perpetrator can take his time: no witnesses, no calls to the cops, no nothing. Midnight to eight used to be a tough shift for a cop…'He gave a humourless little laugh. 'Now it's a tough shift here at the morgue.' He threw the rag aside. 'You should see some of them when we get them here… kids and old ladies too… ahh! So you're from out of town, eh?'

'Yes,' I said. 'Three thousand miles out of town.'

'You got it made,' he said.

Outside the night was cold. The sky was mauve and the world slightly tilted. Around the access points for the city's steam supply the crust of snow had melted so that the roadway shone in the moonlight, and from the manhole covers steam drifted as far as the cross-street, before the wind whipped it away. A police car siren called somewhere on the far side of the city. It was a pitiful sound, like the repeated cries of a thrashed animal crawling away to die.