We’ll Always Have Parrots

Chapter 26

I looked up to see Typhani standing in front of the booth.

“No, sorry,” I said. “Anything important?”

“Damn,” she said. “It’s just that I’m trying to be as helpful to Nate as possible. I mean, it would be really cool if he could get me another job in television, you know?”

“So you liked working for the QB,” I said.

“Not really,” she said. “I’d have quit after the first week, except I knew she’d give me a lousy reference, and bad-mouth me to everyone in the industry, and I really want to work in television. So I stayed—what could I do? Anyway, it’s a pain not to have another job lined up and all, but it’s not like this one was much of a loss.”

For some reason, Typhani’s cool reaction to the QB’s death bothered me more than most people’s. Or maybe hers was just the last straw.

“God, is there anyone not happy that she’s dead?” I said. “It doesn’t have to be someone who was actually fond of her, you understand. Just someone more hurt than helped by her death.”

Typhani was frowning. Good grief, she was taking me literally.

“I can’t think of anyone offhand,” she said. “But I can ask around if you really need to talk to someone like that. Only I don’t understand what you want them for.”

“She’s gotten you used to trying to do six impossible things before breakfast, hasn’t she?” I said. “No, that was just a rhetorical question.”

“That means she was just blowing off steam,” Steele translated. “She doesn’t really want an answer.”

“Okay,” Typhani said, and from the look on her face, I could tell I’d just been filed in the category of people to be avoided because they asked boring questions, like what were you going to do with the rest of your life.

“I’ll go find Nate,” she said, and hurried off.

“Sorry,” I said. “She gets on my nerves.”

“Look on the bright side,” he said. “I bet she got on her late employer’s nerves, too.”

Even in my temporary, feeling-sorry-for-the-QB mood, I had to smile at that.

But I also remembered how, when I’d found her crying in the bathroom, Typhani had said the QB was too mean to live. I agreed. Hardly enough to make her a suspect though.

A little later, I spotted a suit jacket approaching through the fur, feathers, and chain mail.

“Morning, Ichabod,” I said.

“Good morning,” he said. He grabbed the edge of our booth table like a swimmer reaching a life raft. He looked awful. Not hung over, like Chris. And not dazed and shell-shocked as he’d been yesterday. More like profoundly despondent.

“Is something wrong?” I asked.

“I learned some very strange and disturbing things last night,” he said. “I’m not sure how I can possibly face the fans at my panel today.”

“Don’t worry about it,” I said. “Those con parties always get pretty wild. Chances are, most people won’t remember whatever it is you think you did, and even if they do, it’s a very tolerant group.”

In fact, if he’d gotten a little wild and crazy, it might improve his image.

“It’s nothing I did,” he said, looking horrified. “It’s something I learned about my uncle.”

“What’s that?” I asked.

He frowned, and stared at me for a few moments, as if unsure whether to trust me. Then the need to unburden himself won out.

“Remember what I told you yesterday?” he said. “About my parents paying off my uncle’s debts?”

I nodded.

“It’s worse than I thought,” he said. “After he died, some very unsavory people came to see my parents and claimed my uncle had borrowed a lot of money from them. Thousands and thousands of dollars.”

“What for?” I asked.

“Drugs, obviously,” he said. “What else could it be?”

“A lot of things,” I said. “Maybe he gambled. Maybe he had some kind of medical expenses. Who knows? I have an aunt who practically went bankrupt buying stuff on eBay.”

“They didn’t have eBay in the seventies,” Dilley said.

“No, but buying stuff you don’t need and can’t afford has been around for centuries,” I said.

“Would anyone other than drug dealers send thugs to collect their money?” he asked.

“You’ve obviously never met any loan sharks,” I said. “Don’t automatically assume the worst about your uncle.”

“I suppose you’re right,” he said. “But even so—what am I going to say to his fans?”

“The truth,” I said. “Just not the whole truth. And put a positive spin on it.”

“How?” he asked.

“Your uncle died impoverished and unknown, thanks to a world that failed to appreciate his genius,” I improvised. “And only the love of a few far-seeing and dedicated fans like those attending this convention kept his work alive until the television show could bring it to a wider audience.”

“Yes,” he said, nodding. “I can work with that. Died impoverished and unknown. Yes.”

He wandered off, muttering to himself. He looked much more cheerful. Perhaps I could count cheering him up as my good deed for the day.

And perhaps he’d solved the mystery of why his uncle had sold the rights to his work to the QB for such a low price. He’d been desperate for money.

But did that get me any closer to finding out who killed the QB? Not that I could tell.

I whiled away a little time trying to close a tough sale. Okay, it was for one of Steele’s swords, but considering how much I’d left him to his own devices, maybe it was only fair.

Steele gave up as soon as a customer expressed the slightest reservations about a sword. Usually about the price tag. But while he was talking to another customer, a prosperous-looking fan in an Amblyopian ranger costume asked the price of one of Steele’s swords and gulped at the answer. So I went into full sales mode. Described all the steps that went into making the blade and then the hilt. Showed him some of the finer points of construction that you wouldn’t find on cheap, mass-produced swords. Opened up a couple of reference books to prove how historically accurate it was. And as a grand finale, I dragged out a similar sword that I’d gotten from an inexpensive mail order catalogue, let him see the two, side-by-side, and let him pick them both up.

“You see,” I said, as he hefted the two appreciatively, “the handmade one’s at least a pound heavier, but the balance is so good it actually feels much lighter.”

“You’re absolutely right,” he said, nodding.

Of course, you’d notice the extra pound quick enough, if you actually tried to fight with the thing for a few minutes, but I doubted if this particular ranger would ever take it off his wall.

I confess: I was showing off for Steele’s benefit. Nice of him not to laugh when my would-be customer said he’d have to think about it, and slipped away, his body language clearly telling me that he wasn’t coming back.

“Now I know why you had that piece of junk around,” was all Steele said.

So much for my superior sales skills.

“Hey, Meg!”

I turned to see Eric standing in front of the booth.

“Hey, kiddo,” I said. “Are you all by yourself?”

“No, Grandpa is over there talking to another parrot,” he said. Dad had acquired a stepladder from somewhere, and was perched atop it, holding the tape recorder out toward a pair of blue and yellow birds.

“Great,” I said. At least Eric didn’t seem bored or unhappy. He was watching Dad’s latest antics with the same bemused interest all the grandchildren felt before they got old enough to be embarrassed by them.

“Where’s Grandma?”

“She went to a fabric store.”

I winced. Mother didn’t sew; she only went to fabric stores when she got the decorating bug.

“Oh, Eric,” I said. “I got the rest of the signatures on your program. All except Andrea; she didn’t come at all this weekend.”

“Wow,” Eric said. “You mean, you even got…her autograph?”

“Piece of cake,” I said, flipping to the QB’s picture. “Nobody’s tougher than your Aunt Meg; you remember that.”

“Cool,” Eric said. “I was going to get her to sign the big photo at the beginning, but this is probably better. It all matches.”

Big photo at the beginning?

“Can I see that for a second?” I asked.

Eric obediently handed back the program.

The guest biographies were arranged, three to a page, in a section toward the middle of the program book. Arranged alphabetically. The fourth page, where I’d had the QB sign, contained Michael Waterston, Maggie West, and Tamerlaine Wynncliffe-Jones. I flipped forward one page and saw that the middle spread included Walker Morris, Andrea and Harry from Blazing Sabers, the elderly character actor who played Porfiria’s chief counselor, Karen the costumer, and the professor I’d seen holding forth on Jungian archetypes in Amblyopia: The guests whose last names fell between F and T.

Flipping forward again, I saw a full page portrait of the QB occupying the page opposite the first three guests: Nate Abrams, Chris Blair, and Ichabod Dilley. Eric had already gotten signatures from all three before tackling the QB.

“This was where you were asking her to sign?” I said. “When she said that funny thing to you?”

“That she wasn’t going to sign on the same page as that imposter,” Eric said, nodding. “I guess she meant Ichabod Dilley, since he was only the nephew of the real guy.”

“That must be it,” I said.

I handed the program back, and Eric trotted away holding it.

Yes, she probably did mean Ichabod Dilley. But how had she known he was an imposter? I’d probably found out before anyone at the convention, but that was still only a few minutes before one. When we’d gone to her room at two, she hadn’t called him an imposter. She’d sounded worried about what he would say. And I doubted the subject had come up during her panel. When did she find out?

Maybe there was no particular mystery about it. Maybe someone had told her between the time she left her room and the time Eric went through the autograph line. Or maybe she already knew. Even if she didn’t know him well enough to keep in touch after she bought the comic book rights from him, thirty years was time enough for her to have heard about his death somehow.

But if the QB already knew Dilley was dead, why hadn’t she said something when she saw his name on the program?

And if she didn’t know he was dead, how did she know Dilley the younger was an imposter, sight unseen?

And, in either case, why had she been so worried about what Ichabod Dilley, real or fake, had to say?

“Something wrong?” Steele asked, interrupting my reverie.

“Long story,” I said, slightly distracted. I’d spotted Nate cutting through the dealers’ room. He looked upset about something—news about the show perhaps?

“Mind if I run out for a minute?” I asked. “I need to ask Nate something.”

“What? And leave me with all these customers?” Steele said. Since the only three customers in the room were browsing in the used book and video booth, I took that for permission.

I caught up with Nate just as he stepped out into the hall.