THE FAT BOY
S weat rolled off the fat boy. He sat in the dust and mutely cursed the Master. This was the season for the north, not the boiling, rain-plagued delta of the Roe. Necremnos had been bad in springtime, Throyes worse a month ago. Argon, in summer, was Hell. The old man was crazy.
He opened one dark eye, cocked his brown, moon-shaped face, studied the Master.
Was there ever such a wreck? The shadow of the Foreign Quarter Gate helped, but even midnight could no longer conceal his age and debility, nor his weakening mind, nor his blindness.
The old man was napping.
The fat boy's hand darted to a tattered leather bag, whipped back clutching a rocklike bun.
The Master's cane cracked dust. "Little ingrate! Damned thief! Steal from an old man... "
Yes, he was past it. Once getting food had been difficult. Just a year ago the problem had required total concentration.
The old man tried to rise. His legs betrayed him. He tumbled backward, cane flailing.
"I heard that! You snickered. You'll rue the day... "
Passersby ignored them. And that was a dire portent.
Once the Master had drawn them against their wills. With his tricks and banter he had stripped the smartest of their money.
Sing-song, the old man called, "Brush aside a veil, see through the eyes of time, penetrate the mists, unlock the doors of fate... " He attempted a sleight-of-hand involving a black cloth and crystal ball, bungled it.
The fat boy shook his head. The fool. He could not admit that he was past it.
The fat boy hated that old man. He had traveled with the itinerant charlatan all his life. Not once had the old man mouthed a kind word. Always he had strained his imagination to torment the child. He had never permitted the boy a name. Yet the fat boy had not run away. Till recently the very idea had been alien.
Sometimes, when he managed the price, the old man would surround prodigious quantities of wine. Then he would mumble of having been court jester to a powerful man. The fat boy, somehow, had been involved in their falling out. Now he paid the price, whether it had been his fault or not.
The old man had instilled a strong guilt in his companion.
He meant it to be his security in his declining years.
The fat boy, brown as the earthen street, sweated, swatted flies, and wrestled temptation. He knew he could survive on his own. He had the skills.
Sometimes, when the Master dozed, he performed himself. He was a superb ventriloquist. He spoke through the old man's props, usually the ape's skull or the stuffed owl. Occasionally he used the mangy, emaciated donkey that carried their gear. When feeling bold he would put words into the Master's mouth.
He had gotten caught once. The old man had beaten him half to death.
That old man wore a list of names, varying according to whom he thought was chasing him. Feager and Sajac were his favorites. The boy was sure both were false.
He chased the secret of a true name doggedly. It might be a clue to his own identity.
Finding out whom he was, now, was the main reason he did nothing to improve his condition.
He was unrelated to Sajac, that he knew. The old man was tall, lean, and pale. He had faded grey eyes and blondish hair. He was a westerner.
Yet the boy's earliest memories were of the far east. Of Matayanga. Escalon. The fabled cities of Janin, Nemic, Shoustal-Watka, and Tatarian. They had even penetrated the wild Segasture Range, where the Theon Sing Monasteries, from their high crags, overlooked the shadowed reaches of the Dread Empire.
Even then he had wondered why he and Sajac were together, and what drove the man to keep moving and moving.
Sajac appeared to be sleeping again.
Hunger clawed at the boy's belly. He could not remember not being hungry.
His hands darted.
Nothing. The sack was empty.
The old man did not react. This time he was asleep.
Time to do something about their naked larder.
Coming by money honestly was hard enough in the best of times...
He waddled along, looking incomparably clumsy and slow. And, though he was not fast, he was quick. Quick and subtle. And daring.
He took the guard captain's purse with a touch so deft that the man did not cry out till he had entered a sweltering tavern and asked for wine.
By then the fat boy was three blocks away, buying pastries.
His liability was that he was too memorable.
The guard captain, though, committed a tactical error. He shouted his promises of punishment before having his criminal in hand.
The fat boy squealed and took off. He could be enslaved, if not maimed or beheaded.
He made his escape, and returned to Sajac before the old man wakened.
His heart pounded on long after he had regained his breath. This was his third close call this week. The odds were turning long. People would start watching for a fat brown boy with quick hands. It was time to move on.
But the old man would not. He meant to put down roots this time.
Something had to be done.
Sajac wakened suddenly. "What have you been up to now?" he snapped. "Stealing my food again?" He seized his cane, probed the bun sack. "Eh?"
It was full.
The fat boy smiled. He always bought the hard rolls because the old man had bad teeth.
"Thieving, I'll warrant!" Sajac staggered up. "I'll teach you, you little pimple... "
The fat boy hadn't the strength to run. He whimpered. The old man plied his cane.
Something had to be done.
Once his persecutor tired, the fat boy whined, "Master, was man to see you hour passing."
The time had come.
"What man? I didn't see anyone."
"Came while Master meditated. Was great man of city. Offered obols thirty for guaranteed divination of chicken entrail, to choose between suitors of daughter. One poor, one rich. Man prefers rich, girl loves poor. To keep secret from daughter, same said come by midnight. Self, told same Master was in possession of sovereign specific to overcome love, same being available for obols twenty extra."
"Liar!" But the cane fell without force. "Twenty and thirty? At midnight?" That was a lot of wine, a lot of forgetfulness.
"Truth told, Master."
"Where?"
"On High Street. By Front Road, near Fadem. Will leave gate open."
"Fifty obols?" Sajac chuckled evilly. "Get me my potions. I'll mix him something fit to grow hair on a frog."
The fat boy, generally, could sleep under the worst conditions. But he could not doze while awaiting midnight.
The rains came, as always, an hour after nightfall. The old man huddled in his cloak, the fat boy in his rags. The time came to confess his lie or go on.
He went on.
He put the Master astride the mangy donkey, led the animal through silent streets, up hills and down, by back ways, making turns for confusion's sake. Neither robbers nor watchmen bothered them.
Their course took them past the seat of the Fadema's government, the Fadem. Still no one challenged them.
Finally they came to the place the fat boy had chosen.
Argon sits on a triangular island, connected to other delta islands by floating causeways. The apex of the triangle points upriver, and it is there that the girdling streams are narrowest. It is there that the ancient engineers built the walls their tallest, with their feet in the river itself.
A hundred feet below, and a quarter mile south, lay one of the pontoons. It linked Argon with suburbs on a neighboring island. Beyond, in the deeper darkness, lay fertile rice islands, the foundation of Argon's wealth.
The fat boy did not care. Economics meant nothing to him.
"Is necessary to walk from here," he said. "Great Lord say bring no beast to mess garden."
The old man grumbled, but let the boy help him down.
"Is this way." He took Sajac's arm.
"Damn you!" the old man snarled a minute later, rising from a rainwater pool nearly tour inches deep. "That's twice." Whack! "You did it on purpose." Whack! "Next time go around."
"Am humblest apologizer, Master. Promise. Will be more careful." A grin tore at the corners of his mouth.
"Woe! Is pool across path again."
"Go around."
"Is impossible of accomplishment. Is flowerbeds on sides. Great Lord would be angered." He paused. "Ah. Is only four feet wide. Self, will jump across. Will catch Master when same jumps after." He positioned the old man carefully, grunted prodigiously.
He cast his voice to say, "Hai! Was easy, Master. But jump hard to make sure."
The old man cursed and thrashed the air with his cane.
"Come, Master. Please? Great Lord will be angry if augurs come late. Jump. Self will catch."
The fat boy's heart hammered. His blood pounded in his ears. Surely the old man would hear their infantry-tramp thundering...
Sajac mouthed a final curse, crouched, hurled himself forward.
He did not begin screaming till he had fallen halfway to the river.
The tension broke. The fat boy flung his arms into the air and danced...
"Here! What's going on up there?"
A police watchman was hurrying up the cline to the ramparts. The fat boy ran to the donkey. But the animal would not move.
He would have to brazen it out.
The watchman walked into a storm of tears. "Woe!" the fat boy cried. "Am foolishest of fools."
"What happened, son?"
The fat boy blubbered. He was very good at that. "Grandfather of self, only relative in whole world, just jumped from wall. Am idiot. Believed same only wanted to look on river by night for last time." He made a show of trying to control himself.
"Only relative left. Was wasting sickness. Much pain. No more money for opium. Self, am stupidest of stupids. Should have known... "
"There, there, son. It'll be all right. Maybe it was for the best, eh? If the pain was that bad?"
That watchman had patrolled the same beat for years. He had seen all kinds go off the wall. Jilted lovers. Dishonored husbands. Guilty consciences. Just plain folks.
Most of them did it by daylight, wanting an audience for their final world-diddling gesture. But a man with cancer would not be mad at the whole world, just its gods. And those little perverts could see just fine at night. His suspicions were not aroused.
"Come on down to the barracks. We can put you up there tonight. Then we'll see what we can do for you in the morning."
The fat boy did not know when to quit. He protested, wailed, made a show of trying to throw himself after his departed relative.
The policeman, deciding he needed detention for his own safety, dragged him to the police barracks.
A less enthusiastic despair would have allowed the boy to have gone his own way. The lawman would not have demurred. His world was filled with parentless, street-running children.
The same watchman woke the boy from his first-ever sleep in a real bed. "Good morning, lad. Time to see the Captain."
The fat boy had a premonition. How many guard captains could there be? Not many. He could not risk meeting this one. "Self, am famished. Dying by starvation."
"I think we can arrange something." The policeman gave him an odd, calculating look.
The boy decided he had better show more grief. He turned it on, as if suddenly realizing that he had not just awakened from a bad dream.
The watchman seemed satisfied.
He gorged himself at the mess hall. And filled his pockets while no one was watching. Then, when he could stall no more, he followed the watchman to the Captain's quarters.
He got himself out a side door while the patrolman made his report. He had recognized the officer's voice. His premonition had been valid.
They almost caught him in the stables. The donkey did not want to leave such rich fodder. But the fat boy got her moving in time to evade the Captain's notice.
He decided to abandon Argon altogether. The Captain was bound to do his sums and order a general search. Sajac had taught him long ago that the best way to avoid police was to be out of town when they started looking.
Could he bluff his way past the causeway guards? They might not let a kid leave by himself.
He managed it. He was a crafty and confusing liar.
The child-fugitive from Argon joined the ranks of the visibly unemployed who nevertheless survived. He did so by employing the dubious skills he had learned from Sajac, and others of the old man's ilk whom they had encountered in their journeys.
For several years he wandered the route he had shared with Sajac, from Throyes to Necremnos, to Argon, and round again, with stops in most of the villages between. One summer he traveled to Matayanga and Escalon. Another, he journeyed down the western shore of the Sea of Kotstim, beneath the brooding scarps of Jebal al Alf Dhulquarneni, but that route showed no promise. The people were too savage and excitable.
They used human skin, back in those dread mountains, to make the parchment on which they scribbled their grimoires.
He picked up several more languages, none of which he learned well. He stayed nowhere long enough to become proficient. Or he simply did not care.
He developed evil habits. Money fled through his fingers like grains of sand. There were girls, and wine...
But gambling was his downfall. He could not resist a game of chance. He left a series of bad debts. The list of places he had to avoid grew too long to remember.
And he persevered in his stealing, thereby committing the double sin, making enemies on both sides of the law.
It caught up with him in Necremnos.
Mornings and evenings he did the usual phony sorcerer spiel.
"Hai! Great Lady! Before eyes of woman renown for beauty and wisdom sits student of famed Grand Master Istwan of Matayanga, self, working way west at Master's command, to seek knowledge of great minds beyond Mountains of M'Hand. Am young, true, but trained in all manner of secrets beauteous. Am also Divinator Primus. Can show how to win love, or tell if man loves already. Have in hand certain rare and secret beauty potions hitherto concocted for wives of Monitor of Escalon only, ladies known across nethermost east for teenlike beauty unto fiftieth year."
The appeal went on and on, tailored to any woman who showed interest. He sold a lot of swamp water and odiferous juices and ichors.
Between his morning and evening shifts he prowled the marketplaces, picking pockets.
And by night he squandered his take.
Then a pickpocket victim recognized him while he was at his more innocent trade.
He tried bluffing it out, packing his gear and loading the donkey while he argued. But when a policeman showed signs of believing his accuser, he fled.
He was no more agile or fleet than he had been in Argon. He relied on cunning. Cunning was his edge on the rest of the world.
Cunning betrayed him.
The place he chose to go to ground was an outpost of a gambler he had bilked the autumn before.
"Seize him!" was his first intimation of disaster.
A pair of hoodlums, one lank and scarred, the other fat and scarred, piled on.
Beyond their flailing limbs the youth spied a man who had promised him a slow flaying at their parting.
He panicked.
From his sleeve he slipped the knife he used to cut pursestrings.
And an instant later his lean attacker wore a second, scarlet-gushing mouth below one opened in a silent scream.
Blood drenched the fat boy. It was hot and salty. He lost his breakfast as he writhed to get away from the other man.
This was nothing like getting an old fool to jump off a wall.
The gambler stared with wide, angry eyes as the fat boy charged him.
The fat hoodlum tripped the boy. The gambler scuttled out the back door. The youth bounced up, discovered that his antagonist had produced a knife of his own.
A crowd had begun gathering. It was time for him to leave.
His opponent would not let him.
He wanted to delay the fat boy till his employer brought reinforcements.
The youth feigned a rush, whipped to one side. He darted out the back door while the fat man was off balance.
It became a hell night. He scrambled across rooftops and crawled through sewers. Half the city was after him. Watchmen were everywhere. Hoodlums turned out by the hundred, lured by a bounty the gambler posted.
It was time to seek greener pastures. But only one direction lay open now. The west to which he had so long claimed to be bound.
He had not yet learned his lessons. He fully intended to pursue his habitual lifestyle once he crossed the mountains.
Even there he would be pursued by a doom of his own devising.
From a safely distant hilltop he laughed at, and hurled mockeries at, Necremnos.
Grinning, he told himself, "Am fine mocker. Finest mocker. Greatest mocker. Is good idea. Henceforth, sir," and he pounded his chest with his fist, "I dub thee Mocker."
It was the nearest thing to a name he would ever have.
He travelled south by remote trails till he reached a staging town on the outskirts of Throyes, where he wrangled a waterboy's job with a caravan bound for Vorgreberg, in Kavelin, in the Lesser Kingdoms, west of the Mountains of M'Hand.
The caravan crossed vast, uninhabited plains, rounded the ruins of Gog-Ahlan, then climbed into mountains more tall and inhospitable than any Mocker had seen in the far east. The trail snaked through the narrow confines of the Savernake Gap, past its grim guardian fortress, Maisak, and descended to a town called Baxendala.
There, after a girl and some wine, Mocker fell to dicing with the locals.
He got caught cheating.
This time he was on the run in a land where he spoke not a word of the language.
In Vorgreberg he lasted long enough to pick up a smattering of several western tongues. He was a fast, if incomplete, study.