Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (online version)

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Wherever I'm standing is where Margret needs to be standing, and vice versa. Doesn't matter where we are — the kitchen, the bathroom, Scotland — we each infuriatingly occupy the space where the other one wants to be, urgently. Over the years we've developed signals for this situation. Mine is to stand behind her and mutter under my breath. Margret's is to shoulder-charge me out of the way.