Mrs Pargeter 01; A Nice Class of Corpse

∨ A Nice Class of Corpse ∧

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Unfortunately, Mrs Mendlingham’s laughter did not stop. Instead, it became that thing most feared in the Devereux by Miss Naismith – an embarrassment. The laughs changed to long, shuddering gasps; ungovernable tears tried to wash out further the washed-out eyes. Mrs Mendlingham had clearly lost control.

She was manhandled upstairs to her first-floor bedroom by Newth and Colonel Wicksteed. But when laid out on her bed, she did not, as had been hoped, slowly subside into exhausted sleep, so Dr Ashington was sent for.

He found the old lady in a very disturbed state, talking randomly of disconnected subjects and still intermittently shaken by eruptions of manic laughter. He managed to sedate her with an injection and then went down to see Miss Naismith.

The proprietress’s expression combined grimness (prompted by the lapse of decorum in Mrs Mendlingham’s behaviour) with triumph (prompted by the knowledge that there was now no question but that the old lady would have to go).

Dr Ashington agreed with this, but said they must move slowly. The threat of removal from the Devereux was, according to her disjointed ramblings, one of the causes of Mrs Mendlingham’s condition. She must be left for a while to sleep off the emotional upheaval of her attack. If she were to awake in the same state, Dr Ashington said, placing a small medicine bottle on the office desk, she should be given some of this sleeping draught. Two 5 ml teaspoonsful in about three times as much water. At not less than four-hour intervals. As was written on the label. It would be dangerous to exceed the stated dose, he cautioned.

Miss Naismith took note of these instructions in a responsible manner and, after Dr Ashington’s departure, produced her calculator from the desk drawer and started to work out new sums, which incorporated a revised price for Mrs Mendlingham’s room as well as the increased rates on Mrs Selsby’s and Miss Wardstone’s.

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Mrs Mendlingham did wake in more or less the same state. Mrs Pargeter, who had just gone upstairs to change for the evening, heard a sudden shriek as she passed the old lady’s door, and went inside to find the cause.

Mrs Mendlingham was bunched up on a huge pile of pillows against the headboard, as if shrinking from something that crawled up the bed towards her. The old eyes were wide with horror.

“It’s all right,” said Mrs Pargeter, going across to take the thin hand. “You’ve just had a bad dream.”

This idea was greeted by another wild cackle of laughter. “Not a dream,” said Mrs Mendlingham. “It was real. It happened. I saw it happen.”

“What?”

But the gentleness of the enquiry did not deceive the old lady. Her eyes were suddenly intelligent and guarded. “Why should I tell you? Only make trouble if I tell you.”

So close to the bed, Mrs Pargeter’s nose could not avoid the conclusion that Mrs Mendlingham had suffered yet another lapse of continence. Taking the old lady’s arm firmly, she said, “Come on, let’s get you cleaned up.”

Fear came back into the faded eyes. “Oh, no. If Miss Naismith finds out, I’ll be –”

“Don’t worry.”

Mrs Pargeter pressed the bell by the bed, which after a moment produced Loxton, flustered by an unexpected call at the time she usually allocated to laying the tables for dinner.

“Loxton.” Mrs Pargeter spoke with cool authority. “I’m afraid we’ve had a bit of an accident. Could you find us some clean sheets, please?”

“Yes, Madam,” she replied in her best chambermaid manner, but before she reached the door she was stopped again by Mrs Pargeter’s voice.

“I want these sheets replaced and laundered without Miss Naismith’s knowledge.”

“Oh, I don’t think that would be possible, Madam. Miss Naismith is always most insistent that I should report…”

Her words petered out as, in one swift graceful movement, Mrs Pargeter’s hand opened her handbag, withdrew a twenty-pound note and held it out.

“Oh. Well, thank you, Madam. I’ll do my best.” The twenty-pound note disappeared as quickly into the folds of Loxton’s uniform.

“I think you should have a bath,” Mrs Pargeter announced firmly to her charge after the door had closed. Taking no notice of the feeble protests offered, she bundled the old lady into a dressing gown and ushered her across the landing to the bathroom. She ran a hot bath and Mrs Mendlingham, now docile, got into it.

Mrs Pargeter went back to the bedroom, where Loxton was just finishing making the bed, and handed over the dirty nightdress. “Could you do that when you do the sheets, please?”

“Yes, Madam.”

“Thank you, Loxton.”

Mrs Pargeter got Mrs Mendlingham out of the bath, dried the frail, slack body, dressed it in a clean nightdress and put it back into the clean bed.

“Now, would you like some food? I could ask for something to be sent up.”

The old head shook. “Not hungry.”

“Is there anything you want?”

The head shook again and the old eyelids seemed to have difficulty in keeping open.

“No, well, that’s fine. More sleep will probably do you as much good as anything. Would you like something to help you sleep? I believe the Doctor left some medicine with Miss Naismith.”

There was no response to this suggestion, but Mrs Pargeter decided it was probably the moment to hand over responsibility, so she went down and found Miss Naismith in the Office.

“Mrs Mendlingham has woken up. She’s still in a fairly confused state. I think it might be a good idea for her to have some of the sleeping draught the Doctor left.”

“Thank you, Mrs Pargeter. It’s most thoughtful of you to tell me.” Since the accusations of the previous morning, Miss Naismith’s manner towards her new resident would now have qualified her for one of the most ticklish of ambassadorial posts. “I will mix the draught for her.”

Mrs Pargeter went back upstairs to complete her original intention and dress for the evening.

Miss Naismith went to the kitchen, carefully measured out two 5 ml teaspoonsful of medicine into a tumbler, and added water. She then took this and the medicine bottle upstairs.

Inside Mrs Mendlingham’s room, it seemed that the draught was unnecessary. The old lady lay marooned, slipping a little sideways on her great pile of pillows. From her sagging mouth, deep, regular breaths sounded. Miss Naismith went across to the bedside table and put down the tumbler and the bottle. They might be needed later in the night.

She looked without sentiment at the washed-out face on the pillows, then briskly left the room.

As soon as the door clicked, one eyelid flickered cautiously open. The room was empty. The other eyelid opened. The eyes they revealed were alert, sharp and ill-intentioned.

Reaching under her clean bedclothes, Mrs Mendlingham produced her hard-covered black notebook and pen.

She started to write.