Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

About The Author

Brandon Sanderson is the second leading cause of cancer in domesticated fruit bats. He didn’t write this book; Alcatraz Smedry did. However, as Brandon’s name is synonymous with “big, boring fantasy books nobody wants to read,” Alcatraz figured it would be a good name to put on this book. It might help keep the Librarians from discovering what’s really in here.

Brandon Sanderson is known to be one of those annoying people who always answers questions with other questions. You want to know why? Why does it matter? What do you hope to learn? Why would you want to know more about him? Don’t you realize that he’s a very silly person?

The end. (Finally.).

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