Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine. Vol. 1, No. 1, May 1967 (UK)

Ghost of a Chance by Carroll Mayers

Anent the credo that superstitions begin as heresies, I highly recommend Voltaire’s admonition, “Crush the infamous thing (superstition) and love those who love you.”

In all of County Fermanagh you would likely find no citizen less superstitious than Michael Doyle. To some, it was imperative to circumvent diligently a black feline or sidestep an angled ladder. Other precautions were legion. By and large, Doyle considered such thinking childish nonsense.

Today, though, as he sat in the front room of the neat cottage while Dr. Carmody attended his wife, Doyle’s mind was churning with converse speculation. Could there be anything significant about Sarah’s sudden coronary, coming only a month after he’d met Molly Brennan? Could he look upon the seizure as opportune, even felicitous? Aside from some funereal fantasies and convictions he deplored, Sarah had been a good wife, tending to his creature comforts all these years. But never had she fired his blood as did Molly. Never had her simple touch constricted his chest and set his temples pounding.

Now, and might the good saints understand and sympathize for his harbouring such a wonderment, could it be that Sarah’s attack meant that soon he and Molly—

Dr. Carmody emerged from the bedroom. The physician was the best in Aughnacloy and, in the moment of stress, Doyle had considered no other, but had sent a neighbour lass posthaste to fetch him, after Sarah had been stricken while clearing away the supper dishes.

“H-how is she, Doctor?” Guilt over the macabre pondering which had gripped him made Doyle’s query break; he arose unsteadily from his chair.

“She’s resting comfortably,” Carmody said. He was a portly man, brisk and efficient, yet with an understanding mien. “I’ve given her some medication to ease her distress.”

“She’ll be all right?”

“I’ve little doubt of it.” The doctor’s smile was reassuring. “The seizure seems relatively mild. We’ll know more definitely after a bit of checking.”

Doyle believed he comprehended. “A cardiogram, Doctor?”

“Yes,” Carmody nodded as he picked up his bag “Don’t worry, Mr. Doyle; once the medication takes hold, your wife should have a restful night. I’ll stop back early tomorrow. Try to get some sleep yourself.”

After the physician had departed, Doyle looked in on his wife, found her already sleeping. He went back to the front room, tried to interest himself in the day’s newspaper. He couldn’t. His thoughts vacillated from innate, husbandly concern for Sarah to frank realization such concern was now largely feigned. He kept visualizing Molly Brennan’s snapping black eyes and quirking red lips as she dispensed beer and repartee to the patrons of the Cat and Fiddle. Molly had come to town only a month ago but, from the very first week, he’d become infatuated, and she had miraculously returned his regard by meeting him clandestinely behind Thompson’s Mill.

At ten o’clock Doyle gave up, sought to compose himself for the night on the couch. The endeavour was futile. Censure over his initial thoughts about Sarah’s attack (superstitious speculation cloaking a death wish?) engulfed him in waves. Sleep was impossible.

The days immediately following were no better. An examination made with a portable cardiograph he brought to the cottage the next morning convinced Dr. Carmody no extensive heart damage had occurred, and that Sarah would not require hospitalization.

“Complete rest is all she needs for a month, Mr. Doyle,” the physician stated. “After that, some buggy rides in the country, a little mild activity, and your wife should be fine. Just be certain she avoids any emotional upsets, any shock or strain.”

Doyle knew he should have been delighted with the encouraging prognosis. He also knew he wasn’t — and why he wasn’t — and the clash of conflicting emotions was devastating.

Molly brought the whole smouldering issue to flame one night a week later. The neighbour lass had been staying with Sarah days, getting her meals and tending her wants while Doyle was at work at Jellicoe’s farm; and this night he had prevailed upon the girl to remain after supper while he left the cottage “for a bit of a breather”. The reprieve had been sought behind Thompson’s Mill, where Molly came into his arms with a ready kiss and a fervent sigh. “I wish she had died,” Molly whispered.

Shocked despite himself, Doyle drew back. “Don’t say that!”

“Why not?” Molly’s red mouth pouted as she pressed close. “It’s what you’re wishing too, isn’t it?”

“No! No, it’s not.”

“Don’t be lying to me, Michael Doyle. I know you too well for that.”

“Please, Molly,” Doyle implored, sorely shaken now that his soul was being stripped bare. “We mustn’t be talking like this. Sarah’s my wife.”

Molly’s lips again brushed his. “And you wish she wasn’t,” she murmured.

“I... I can’t wish such a thing.” Molly disengaged herself, but still stood close, close enough for him to catch the intimate scent of her hair, read the unspoken promise in her lovely dark eyes. “I’m not believing you can’t, Michael,” Molly told him quietly.

There was the devil’s own crux of it all; with this breathtaking creature in his arms, Doyle realized he wasn’t believing it either.

The sleepless night which ensued was but a sample of many. Though he contrived to conceal his state from Sarah, Doyle’s nerves grew wire-taut; his appetite lagged and his strength ebbed. Conversely, with each’ succeeding day, Sarah’s recovery bloomed apace. The fresh air buggy rides which Dr. Carmody had prescribed, and which Doyle had no legitimate excuse against conducting, put roses in Sarah’s cheeks and left small doubt of her imminent return to full health. This realization, when balanced against brief moments of consolation with Molly, left Doyle all the more miserable.

And then one night as he tossed fitfully on the couch, the solution presented itself. Full-blown, complete, the very simplicity stunned Doyle, left his pulse racing. Any misgiving, any subconscious moral dissuasion was swept aside in grim recognition of his own intolerable position and what it would mean to be free to take the delectable Molly as his bride. He could do it; he had to do it.

“I can’t go on this way,” Doyle earnestly told the winsome barmaid when they met the following night.

She studied him, shrewdly sensing a subtle implication in his tone. “You’ve thought of something,” she suggested, making it a statement rather than a question.

He drew a breath. “I have.”

Molly snuggled against him. “Tell me, Michael.”

Doyle hesitated, his arms trembling as he returned the embrace. “The doctor cautioned me against Sarah’s experiencing any sudden shock or strain,” he said finally. “If she did get such a shock, a truly severe one—” He stopped, swallowing hard and averting his gaze. Thinking was one thing, but actually putting it into words—

Molly’s dark eyes continued to seek his. “You’re saying, if we did the shocking?”

Doyle’s reply was barely audible. “Yes.”

She pulled back slightly. “That would be murder, Michael,” she said.

He stiffened, forced himself to look at her. “I don’t want to be talking about that,” he answered, his voice abruptly taut. “All I know is, it’s our best chance.” He drew her close once more, sought her lips. “Our only chance, darlin’.”

For a long moment Molly responded; then she resolutely broke the kiss with a simple query. “How, Michael?”

Doyle breathed deeply again. “A scare; a sudden terrible fright.” he explained. “Sarah believes in spirits; she’s deathly afraid of sometime meeting up with a ghost. If I should take her for a buggy ride and we’re late getting back; if we should drive past the cemetery outside town just about dusk...”

Comprehension danced in Molly’s gaze. “And if I was already there, wearing a sheet and hiding behind a tombstone near the road when you...”

Doyle nodded. “Some wild shrieking and swooping should do it,” he said solemnly. “Afterwards, there’ll be no evidence. I’ll simply claim. Sarah suddenly collapsed again. There’s not a soul in town who will be believing otherwise.”

Molly abruptly giggled. “Or suspect our grave undertaking.”

He frowned at her levity. “Don’t be laughing, Molly. At best, it’ll not be easy for me.”

She sobered. “I know, Michael,” she whispered, slipping into his arms anew. “But I’ll make it up to you. You’ll see.”

Once the seed of decision had been planted, Doyle was impatient for its frutition. Behind the mill two nights later, with the weather cool and pleasant, he told Molly they would make their play the following day.

“Sarah has a sister in Dungannon; she’ll be happy to make the trip when I suggest it,” he explained. “I’ve already asked Mr. Jellicoe for the day, and I’ll delay our return so it will just be turning dark.” He looked earnestly at Molly. “Be certain you time it right, now. Not too soon. Wait until we’re almost upon you, so Sarah will be sure to see. Then swoop out with a fierce, piercing shriek.”

Her lips were soft upon his. “No banshee will ever wail fiercer,” she promised.

Sarah was indeed gratified at Doyle’s suggestion. An unpretentious woman, she found enjoyment in simple activities and watched her husband hitch the mare to the buggy with obvious pleasure. “It will be good to see Emily again,” she agreed.

But if Sarah was pleased by the trip, her sister was even more so. At the hour Doyle had elected for their departure, Emily would not even consider Sarah’s leaving. “She’ll stay until the weekend,” she informed Doyle with firm geniality. “You can drive back for her Sunday.”

Sarah’s concurrence was characteristically diffident. “A little visit would be nice,” she suggested.

Some rapid cerebration convinced Doyle to agree reluctantly. Should he obdurately insist upon Sarah’s return this day, her sister might very well recall, wonder about it later. While that would be a minor point, and nothing could be proven, still it was better to arouse no speculation, particularly when it meant only a few days’ delay until another trip could be undertaken. Further, now that he thought about it, it would do no harm to see how Molly carried it off, how she conducted her ghost act when the buggy approached the cemetery. Sort of a “dry run”, you might say.

So Michael Doyle drove home alone.

With a few exceptions, all of Aughnacloy attended the wake and funeral. Molly Brennan was one who didn’t. The experience so unnerved her she was forced to take to her bed for a week. She continued to envision that terrible moment when, shrieking and wearing her shroud, she had jumped from behind the tombstone and so spooked Michael Doyle’s mare that the frightened animal bolted, throwing Doyle from the buggy to strike a roadside boulder and split open his skull like an eggshell. And all on Friday the thirteenth, no less.