Ironically, the haste of one’s departure is often gauged in direct ratio to the incentive for the decampment.
Elizabeth Clary sat on the hard wooden chair, thin hands clasped in her lap, narrow blue eyes staring straight ahead, her face a blank mask. She listened to her husband’s voice raised in fury and condemnation.
Clarence Clary was rehearsing his Sunday sermon. He paced the floor, long thin legs moving in jerky, birdlike motion, his big, flat feet pounding the floor, his thin, conceited lips moving rapidly. Even now, after all those years of listening to Clarence rehearse, Elizabeth was still amazed that so deep, so powerful a voice could come from so thin, so empty a shell. Heavy, crackling with conviction, his great vocal chords belted out words like bullets. And like bullets, his words bounced off the room and bombarded her eardrums.
Unable to stand it any longer, nerves screaming for release, Elizabeth waited until his back was towards her, rose and slipped, in panic, from the house.
Even outside, in the quiet of her little garden, she wasn’t entirely free of him. His voice, loud and demanding, reached through the screen door, searched her out, needling her nerves. Elizabeth clamped hands over her ears, stumbled to a battered lawn chair and crumpled into it, stifling a sob.
The voice stopped suddenly and the silence was heavy, pregnant with relief. Slowly Elizabeth Clary relaxed and inhaled the soft, scentladen air. Her ears throbbed in horrid remembrance, and she started to plan, calmly with utter disregard for self, with the cold logic that comes with complete desperation. For Elizabeth Clary was desperate.
Outwardly, to the casual onlooker, she was one of those meek, gentle, butterfly-like creatures that seem a part of the general scenery rather than an active, alive participant in life. Her hair, light brown and soft as moondust, made her look mousy, and coupled with her brilliant blue eyes, gave her the appearance of always being startled. The Reverend Clary was dead set against such devilish things as beauty parlours and cosmetics. Hence her lips, devoid of artificial colouring, were just pallid lines in her pale face. Her figure, had she had the right clothes, might have been attractive. Just turned thirty-one, Elizabeth Clary looked fifty, and felt it
The Reverend Clarence Clary had done a complete job of changing her, in ten years, from a wholesome, self-thinking girl, into an expressionless robot. If, she thought wryly, anybody ever wrote her history starting with the day she shyly murmured, “I do,” to Clarence Clary, the story would be short and brutally uninteresting. Cook frugal meals, wash Clothes by hand. Clarence Clary had no time for modem inventions like washers and dryers.
The work she could stand. But Clarence Clary’s endless sermons, his loud, dramatic voice and his unending pious meanness was degrading. Then, too, the periodic teas and afternoon socials in the homes of wealthy parishioners never ceased to humiliate her. On these trying occasions, she had to sit, cup in hand, ashamed of her clothes, and listen to the petty gossip, the glittering fashion talk, and the self-righteous church talk.
Last Sunday, after the evening service, Elizabeth Clary’s degradation had become complete when, at a meeting of the Elders in the little room behind the choir stalls, the great Reverend Clarence Clary, ever mindful of his duty, had agreed with the stingy elders that the Parish couldn’t afford a regular janitor any longer, and that his wife could clean out the church every week, and he, the rector, would look after the furnace. Beaming with soulful self-sacrifice, Clarence had roared into the little house beside the church and informed her of his noble decision. The money saved, he said, would be added to the missionary fund.
Boredom and frustration had accumulated inside Elizabeth Clary, atom upon vicious atom, and now she was ready to explode. She settled herself in the garden chair and planned her break for freedom. Clarence Clary, zealot, bigoted tyrant, had to die. It was the only way. He would never let her go, never. His pride was too great. Clarence was so wrapped up in ritual and conventional religious patterns he couldn’t see the face of God for the walls of pagan rigamarole he’d built around himself. Early in their marriage, Elizabeth had tried to debate, voice opinions, talk about God intelligently. Clarence had been shocked, outraged and angry. Seizing the Bible, he had thumped it loudly, informing her that all he needed to know was within those covers.
His formula was immensely successful. With Clarence Clary in the pulpit, his parishioners were worry-free and conscience-clear. He never attacked them with guilt-raising ideas or thought-provoking arguments. He preached the same sermons their grandfathers had preached, in the recognized loud voice. Entirely devoid of creative ability, without an idea in his head, Clarence Clary just reworked and rewrote old sermons, heady, wishy-washy things he’d heard in Divinity School or read in some staid religious publication. He said nothing and did nothing, which was exactly what was expected of him. His parishioners were happy, and lip service was the complete service. Only Elizabeth, drab, uninteresting and silent, was unhappy.
Even in her bitterness, frustration and panicky desperation, Elizabeth knew in her heart there was a God. Clarence Clary was the cause of her misery. He didn’t need a wife, just a housekeeper. She had been reduced to just that. Elizabeth Clary knew the only way out of the corner was to attack.
Now, revitalized and quickened to action by her decision, Elizabeth left the chair and started toward the house, a new, deliberate spring to her step. Clarence Clary had to die.
Clarence, his pale face brooding, cloudy in reproof, met her at the door. “You didn’t listen to my sermon.” His lips protruded sullenly. “It’s your duty, you know.”
“I am quite aware of my duties, Clarence.” She walked past him to the kitchen. “All of them.”
He followed her in vindictive haste. “What’s come over you, Elizabeth? Doesn’t my success mean anything to you anymore?”
“Your success?” The words shot out, dry, crackling with bitter humour. “Oh, I am quite proud!” she waved a thin arm. “After all, I am part of your success, aren’t I. Don’t you see that?”
“Then why don’t you listen to my sermons anymore?”
“Because, my dear man,” Elizabeth smiled sweetly, “I know you and I know your sermons. The parishioners always get what they deserve. You don’t need my ears, Clarence. Your sermons speak for themselves.”
Puzzled, but appeased, the Reverend Clarence Clary left the kitchen. The door had hardly closed behind him before Elizabeth and her strangeness was forgotten and he was deep in thought, wondering just what tones he should use to deliver this, his best sermon.
It was nearly dark when Elizabeth let herself into the church through the side door. She paused, listening, then crept past the altar, along by the choir stalls to the little oak door. Beyond that door was the little room Clarence used as his office, study, and clearing room. It was here that all money collected for the church was kept until it reached sufficient proportions to warrant a trip to the bank.
She was about to knock and enter when she heard voices from inside. She leaned closer and listened.
“Wonderful!” Her husband was speaking, his thick, velvety voice gushing with joy. “A real Godsend, Austerberry.” Then his voice dropped into a sad dirge. “Too bad poor old Mrs. MacDonald had to die before we could have enough funds to complete the new wing on the Sunday School. When did the poor soul pass away, Austerberry?”
“Just half an hour ago, Reverend!” Arthur Austerberry’s voice was juicy with importance. Elizabeth could imagine his, thin, wizened face screwed up, thin lips writhing as he churned out the words. “I wanted to fetch you soon as she took the bad stroke, Reverend, but Doc Adams said it was too late. Instead, he gave me the package with your name on it and told me to hustle-over here and give it to you, in person. Seems that was poor Sara MacDonald’s last request.”
“You did right, Arthur,” Clarence Clary said soothingly. “Thank you and bless Sara MacDonald’s soul. May she rest in peace.”
“Amen!” echoed Arthur Austerberry. Then, “Ain’t you going to open the parcel, Reverend?”
“Right now, but I must say, I think I already know what’s inside the package, Arthur.”
“You do, Reverend?” Austerberry was loud in wonder. “What would it be now?”
“Money!” Reverend Clarence Clary sounded like a judge pronouncing sentence. “Ten thousand pounds, Arthur, that’s what’s inside the package. Ten thousand pounds!”
“Blimey!” Arthur Austerberry’s voice crackled through the closed door. “Ten thousand quid!”
“Yes,” Clarence sounded smug. “Doctor Adams was good enough to telephone and tell me you were on your way, Arthur.” The deep voice became stern. “I must say you took your time getting here.”
“I hurried, Reverend!” Austerberry whined. “Fast as me poor old legs would carry me. Ran near all the way, I did.”
“All right, Arthur.” The sound of paper tearing reached Elizabeth’s ears. “You didn’t guess what was in this package? Well I knew, for the last two years, that Sara, bless her, was giving this money to me — I mean to the church. You see, Arthur, she confided in me. This parcel, ten thousand pounds, has been resting under her mattress for two years!”
“Blimey!” Arthur Austerberry gasped.
“Where will you keep it, Reverend?” Austerberry was breathing heavily. “It’s an orful lot of money.”
“Right here.” Clarence Clary was firm. “It belongs here, with me. I’ll get it to the bank in the morning.”
The sound of a chair scraping on the stone floor made Elizabeth move away. Hastily she stole to the side door and let herself out in the moonlit churchyard. Taking a shortcut through the old weedgrown graveyard, she let herself into the rectory and stood staring through the kitchen window, her pale face glowing.
Ten thousand pounds! In cash! In Clarence Clary’s bony hands!
Outside the window, night, velvet sprinkled with diamonds, was serene, peaceful.
Inside Elizabeth Clary, turmoil and tension pounded and throbbed endlessly. Here was her one chance to freedom and a fling at life before she was too worn out and old to enjoy it. The key to her freedom was inside the church, and if she knew Clarence Clary, he was caressing it right now, note by note.
Where would she go after — after she did it? Anywhere, she thought, elated. Across the Channel; Europe, maybe even America.
Elizabeth stood by the window, watching and waiting. She waited an hour. Still, Austerberry didn’t leave the church. Her courage started to fade. What on earth was Clarence doing talking with that shifty little man? What would the Reverend Clary and a humble, often drunken, little handyman have in common?
Curiosity boiled up inside her. She gently opened the screen door and started across the grass towards the church. That stone and brick house of God was in utter darkness. Not a light showed anywhere. Had Clarence left with Austerberry? It didn’t seem likely.
Feeling her way, she crept along the damp stone wall of the church and reached the little side door. Her fingers found the latch. She lifted it, pushed the door open, and stepped inside, leaving the door open. Then she felt her way past the altar and through the choir stalls to the door of her husband’s study. Pale light showed under the door. Why hadn’t she seen the little gleam of light outside, from the window? She took a deep breath, opened the door. Her eyes widened and a hand rose to stifle a cry. The Reverend Clarence stood in the middle of the room, in front of his littered desk. On the desk were piles of one pound and five pound notes, each pile neat, bundled and held together with thick elastic bands.
On the floor lay Arthur Austerberry, his mean eyes wide open in terror, one knarled fist held out as if to protect himself. A great gash covered the left side of his face. The long, black poker, made of heavy wrought iron, lay on the floor beside the body. It was covered, at the heavy end, with blood and dirty brown hairs.
“Elizabeth!” Clarence Clary sobbed, his face twisted in despair. “I killed him — heaven help me!”
“How?” Elizabeth was suddenly calm. Her mind was working overtime. “What happened?”
Quickly Clarence told his story. Old Sara MacDonald had finally died, but in her last few words she had instructed Doctor Adams to send Austerberry over to the church with her bequest. He waved towards the money on the table. Clarence went on, “Arthur came with the money. I made him stay while I counted it. There was a hundred pounds missing. I accused Arthur of having opened the parcel and stolen the money. He denied it and tried to make a break for the door. I grabbed him and we struggled. The money fell from his pocket.” Clarence ran a hand wearily across his eyes. “I grabbed the poker and—” He stopped and started to cry, his hands shaking.
“And you killed him,” Elizabeth finished calmly.
“Yes.” Clarence straightened, took a deep breath and moved toward the desk.
“I must phone the police and confess.” His face was tragic in its despair.
“Nothing of the sort!” Elizabeth moved quickly and firmly. “He’s dead. We can’t change that. And you killed him.” She looked at her sniffling husband. “You are a murderer, Clarence.” She let the words sink in, then said with finality, “But you are not calling the police!” She stood between Clarence and the desk. “After all,” she spoke hurriedly and with conviction, “he was a thief and fought with you. In a way, what you did was in self-defence.”
“Yes!” Clarence Clary’s face filled with wild hope. “That’s it! Self-defence!”
“All right!” Elizabeth felt tall and strong. Her new power over her husband made her feel heady. She suppressed a giggle. “Here’s what we do. We bury the body in the old graveyard behind the church. Remember that tomb that’s partially caved in? We’ll slip him in there and leave him. The graveyard has been abandoned for the past fifty years. Nobody ever goes there. He’ll never be found.”
“Yes!” Clarence looked at his wife with awe and respect. He said greedily, his confidence reborn, “Why should I suffer? It was an accident. But a police inquiry would ruin me.”
“Exactly,” Elizabeth agreed coldly. “Now let’s get him out of here and inside that old tomb.”
Together they lifted the body, he at the head and she at the feet. Outside all was blackness, the moon blanketed with cloud, the stars beyond the mist. Twenty minutes later they were back inside the little room. Elizabeth calmly picked up a clean altar cloth and wiped the poker. She did a complete job. “It’s chilly in here,” she commented dryly, and picked up the waste paper basket and dumped the contents into the fireplace. “Light it,” she ordered. Without a word, Clarence Clary struck a match and set the paper ablaze. Elizabeth tossed the bloody cloth into the flames.
“Tie all that money together and wrap it up, tightly.” She stood over her husband and watched his shaky attempts to make a parcel of the money. Finally it was done. Elizabeth dropped the parcel into her sewing case and shut the lid.
“Now,” her voice dropped to a soft whisper, “get on the phone. Call the police, tell them that Arthur Austerberry ran away with the money.”
“What!” Clarence Clary gaped, his mouth open. “You can’t be serious?”
“Do it!” Elizabeth stamped her foot. “Do as I say!”
Puzzled, bewildered, but still in awe of this new and powerful Elizabeth, he picked up the phone and dialled. “Police? This is Reverend Clary. Yes, that’s right. Look here — something has happened. Yes, here at the church. That scoundrel Arthur Austerberry is...” He never finished the sentence.
Holding the poker in both hands, Elizabeth brought it down upon the back of Clarence’s unprotected head. There was a dull thud. Without a sound, Clarence Clary fell across the desk, the telephone spilling to the floor, the wires dangling. Elizabeth hit him just once more. Then, using her old cotton dress, she carefully cleaned the poker and laid it on the desk near her husband’s broken skull. Then she picked up her sewing case and left the room.
Elizabeth Clary was sitting in the old rocker near the kitchen stove when the low, almost apologetic, knock sounded on the back door. Sighing, she stood up, saying, “That you, Clarence? Must you always knock? Come on in, darling.”
The door opened and the large, burly figure of Police Inspector Michael Manners filled the doorway. He held his hat in his hands and his round red face was squirming with pity. He gulped twice before a sound escaped his lips. “Mrs. Clary, ma’am, I’m sorry to bust in on you at this late hour, but...” Words failed him.
Elizabeth jumped up, smiling happily. “Come in, Inspector. It’s kind of you to drop by.” She held out her hand. “But if you want Clarence, he’s over at the church.” She shook her head. “Sometimes, Inspector, I wish my husband weren’t quite so wrapped up in his profession. Sometimes I get very lonely, even if he is just across the courtyard. Really, he works too late. Shall I call him?”
“No!” The Inspector said hurriedly. He thought, “How am I going to tell her? She’ll be an awful lot more lonely after tonight.” For the first time in his career he hated his job. “You’d better sit down, Mrs. Clary. I’ve some bad news. It’s...” he started to stammer. “It’s the Reverend, he’s...” Finally he told her.
Elizabeth Clary fell away in a dead faint, with a little gasp.
Inspector Manners swore under his breath and promised himself that he would see that swine, Arthur Austerberry, swing on the gallows.
Three weeks later, small, timid and alone, Elizabeth Clary stood on the station platform waiting for the train that would take her away. Beside her, his face still drawn with pity, stood Inspector Manners, holding her shabby little valise. He didn’t speak. What could he say? Arthur Austerberry had vanished. Not a trace of him nor the money could be found. Inspector Manners felt he had let Elizabeth Clary down rather shabbily, as did most of her late husband’s parishioners. A few of them stood in a tight little knot, a few steps behind the Inspector.
The train puffed into the station. The Inspector gently assisted Elizabeth aboard.
As the train was departing, Elizabeth held up her battered sewing case. “Poor Clarence’s socks,” she explained tearfully. “I couldn’t very well leave them behind, could I?”