The Good Food by Michael Ezell

THE DROP-SHIP’S RETROS kicked in hard, blowing away rich black soil that had crept onto the landing pad over the decades since someone had last been there.

Self-adjusting struts scraped against the ferrocrete surface as the ship’s weight settled onto the planet. The specially treated ferrocrete didn’t allow plants to grow on the half-mile square, otherwise it would have been taken over long ago. Aggressive green life rose up all around the landing pad. A jungle world, ruled by trees and vines, populated solely by insects. Until today.

Inside the drop-ship, Jensen unbuckled himself from the pilot’s couch. He giggled out loud in the empty cabin. Pilot. More like a glorified gardener sent to spread some new shit around the back forty. The computer did all the‌—‌

“Touchdown, Jensen. You may move about the cabin now.”

“Yeah, thanks, Moira,” Jensen said.

The words came out a little garbled. His throat felt like he tried to swallow a jellyfish. Hypersleep phlegm. All this tech and they still couldn’t solve that one. The eggheads who sent him assured him it would clear up within thirty-six hours of waking. Going on three days now and he still sounded like a four-pack-a-day smoker.

“What’s the distance to the anomaly line?” Jensen said.

“Three-point-seven miles from the center of the pad. It has gotten closer, Jensen.”

“Yeah, I know. I read the brief.”

“Just making conversation. You don’t have to be crabby.”

Supposedly, they modeled the ship’s AI on Moira Tiernan, the designer of these long-range ships. Jensen always envisioned her as a woman who’d insist on paying her half of the dinner tab and give you a hearty handshake at the end of the date.

“Shall I begin the wake up procedure for Roy?” Moira said.

“Sure. Bet he’s gonna pee all over every tree in sight,” Jensen said.

“Doubtful. There is no significant buildup of waste during stasis.”

“Yeah, yeah! Geez, Moira, it’s a figure of speech. Let in some light, will ya?”

Jensen stood and stretched his back as Moira opened the reentry shields over the thick windows. The odd bluish tinge to the sunlight streaming in made the bridge feel like the inside of a fish tank. He’d been told, even shown photos, but still...

Not even Moira interrupted this first silent stare at Seed World Four-Seven-Alpha. A lush primordial jungle, with small insects buzzing, flitting, jumping, carrying on a furious pace of life. Two centuries of terraforming had paid off.

But just a bit over three miles from here, the greenery ended on a neat line that ran arrow-straight for a quarter mile. A mass extinction that photos from Four-Seven-Alpha’s lone monitoring satellite couldn’t explain.

The clickety-click of toenails on the deck announced Roy’s arrival. The dog looked like Jensen felt. Groggy, a little off center, and in need of a good stretch.

“Hey, boy!” Jensen put out a hand and Roy trotted over. Big for a Belgian Malinois, Roy’s shoulders came up to Jensen’s waist. Jensen scrubbed the reddish-blond fur behind the dog’s ears and Roy responded with a deep play bow that stretched his back. Vertebrae crackled and Roy shook himself like he’d just come in from a rainstorm.

He nuzzled Jensen’s hand, flipped it up with his nose. Jensen laughed and scrubbed between Roy’s ears again. “You’re gettin’ soft, trooper.”

Roy trotted over and put his front paws on the window ledge to look out into the jungle. A flexible speaker implanted in the dog’s neck turned throaty growls into an approximation of human speech using a few basic words and phrases.

“Go pee.”

Jensen cocked an eyebrow at the camera in the cabin ceiling. “Moira? Anything to say about that?”

“The lower hatch is open. Tell that mutt not to urinate on my flanks.”

* * *

Cold, crisp, the air tasted oddly like a fruit flavored gum from back home. He’d been more than a little leery of stepping outside without a helmet, but Moira called him a pussy. A pussy! A damn computer shouldn’t be able to talk to a decorated veteran like that. Sure, there was enough oxygen to keep him alive here, but what if the plant extinction had something to do with an airborne pathogen?

Moira reminded him that whatever killed off the plants hadn’t harmed anything else. The insects were still alive.

So off he went with Roy, but he still wore his combat suit and carried a maglev rifle. Damned if he would let a smartass computer shame him into getting killed. He tried to keep his combat edge, but the three-mile walk through gorgeous flora eventually had him admiring his surroundings. Sweet smelling tube flowers at least two feet across, their petals every color combination Jensen’s brain could process, and some it couldn’t, with yellow stamen thicker than his arm. More plants no higher than his ankle with flowers the size of his pinkie nail. He let Roy range ahead and mark his new territory. And the dog had a lot to mark. Trees and vines arched up into a canopy that displayed its own rainbow of fruits above Jensen’s head. Which the millions of bugs here put to good use. Making more bugs.

The combat suit generated a mild electromagnetic field that kept the bugs away, but pretty soon Jensen didn’t have to worry about it. When he reached the edge of the jungle, he noticed the insects seemed to stay behind an invisible line about three feet back from the last plants.

As seed planet catastrophes go, this one didn’t seem too bad. Looked like they just got the mixture of early insects wrong. Sometimes the smart boys back home guessed wrong. The genetic alterations made to plants that grew under this bluish light could very well have made them tasty to an insect that would otherwise ignore them. But what the hell did a grunt know about those things? He was just here to take samples and report back. The clean, straight line of demarcation had Jensen feeling antsy, though. What insect ate everything in a perfect line like that? Space locusts?

The rich soil where the jungle stopped appeared churned up, as if a well-disciplined platoon of wild hogs had come through here. But Seed World Four-Seven-Alpha had no life bigger than a dragonfly before Jensen and Roy arrived. The introduction of larger species had to be carefully controlled over decades to ensure a stable food chain.

Jensen selected a silver tube off his belt and knelt to scoop up a soil sample. He’d let Moira do all the brainwork.

Ping-ping!

The motion alert on his suit made Jensen snap to his feet. A vibration on his upper left chest pointed him toward whatever set off the sensor. Not Roy. Judging from the sound of crashing underbrush and snapping branches, the dog was exploring the jungle about fifty feet to his right.

Gun up, moving heel-to-toe, stable shooting platform.

He scanned for movement over the sights. Insects flitted behind him, but his motion alert was set to Combat Spec. It would only register something larger than two feet in length.

And as far as Jensen knew, the only two things in this star system that met that criterion were Roy and him.

He whispered into his throat mic. “Roy, here.”

Within moments, Roy stood at his side, ears up and forward, eyes locked ahead.

“Attack us?” Roy’s neck speaker said.

“No,” Jensen said.

“Attack them?”

That had actually been Jensen’s first instinct. In his world, when you knew where all the good guys were, you shot at anything else that moved. Especially when you’re light years from home and backup.

However, he worked for the Science Wing right now‌—‌Better than being mothballed after the war‌—‌and none of those pinheads had ever seen combat. They just wouldn’t understand if he killed some life form out here. Ours or otherwise.

“No. Only look. Go now,” Jensen said.

Roy obeyed without hesitation. He slunk off into the brush to the left. Jensen stayed in the green, away from the line of dark soil and rocks three feet to his right. Unsure of exactly which side he should watch, he just stayed put and waited‌—‌

Roy’s frantic barks set Jensen in motion like a starter’s pistol. He hustled through the brush, snapping twigs and crushing plants and flowers. He skidded to a stop next to his dog, finger a millimeter from the trigger.

The hollow boom of Roy’s barking had brought all the flitting insects to a halt. The dog stood in the green, but had his eyes locked on the dark soil. Out there. In the dead zone.

“Off!” Jensen yelled.

Roy stopped barking. He circled Jensen, excited and whining. “Move. Something move,” Roy said. “Out there.”

Ping-ping!

The suit alarm and Roy’s renewed barking made Jensen flinch so hard he almost shot off his own foot. Did he really see that? A mound of dirt out there. Had it been there before? He hadn’t really paid attention. It looked freshly churned up, but so did all the soil close to the line.

“Off!”

Roy stopped barking again. He came to the heel position without being told.

“Something move. Talk.”

“Talk? Talk to you?” Jensen said. That gave him the creepies.

“Yes. Bad feel,” Roy rumbled.

The dog trembled against Jensen’s leg. Whatever pinged his motion sensor and churned up that dirt had Roy worried. Jensen had seen the dog leap into a gun pit full of Rhotellian Marines with heavy weapons and kill three men with his teeth. Nothing scared that dog.

Except whatever the fuck this was.

“Okay, we’re heading back. We have samples for Moira to analyze, anyway,” Jensen said.

The two soldiers backed away together.

* * *

“This soil contains an abundance of a substance very much like mica, with atoms arranged in hexagonal sheets. But... it is not mica.”

Moira’s clipped voice rang off the stainless walls of the ship’s tiny galley.

“Well, what is it, then?” Jensen said.

“I don’t know,” Moira said.

Blowing on the cup of rancid black coffee did nothing to make it anything less than molten. Jensen dumped reconstituted cream into the tarry black liquid and took a sip.

“Blech. Whaddya mean? You know everything.”

“Hardly. I know only what my human programmers have told me,” Moira said. For a computer, she put on the human style snark pretty well.

“Yeah? That makes two of us. So what’s the big deal? An alien rock is bound to have alien minerals, right?” Jensen said.

He tossed Roy a piece of soy jerky. The dog gave it a half-hearted sniff, but didn’t eat it. Since they got back, he’d done nothing but lay there with his head on Jensen’s foot.

For a computer, Moira had a wide range of ways to express her exasperation with Jensen. She actually sighed.

“Early samples of soil from Seed Planet Four-Seven-Alpha indicate only trace amounts of this unknown substance, along with low readings of fossilized plant material. That’s the main reason we chose Four-Seven-Alpha. If plants grew here before, it stands to reason‌—‌”

“Which is all very fascinating. I just want to know what gave me and my dog the creeps out there,” Jensen said.

“I have no way of knowing what would cause an irrational psychological response in a human, much less a dog. What I do know for sure is that the soil is now riddled with this material that was once scarce. That, Jensen, would be called an anomaly in any basic high school science course.”

The food printer beeped and Jensen eased Roy’s head off his foot. He stroked the dog’s neck. “Shake it off, big boy. We got ’za on the way!”

He went to the printer and retrieved a pepperoni pizza. A disk of repurposed proteins dripping with orange oil. The first old Italian chef who came up with pizza would have killed himself if he saw this in the future. When Jensen sat down again, Roy put his head right back on his foot.

“Jensen?” Moira sounded a little put out.

Even Roy looked up when Jensen just kept eating.

“Good food?” Roy growled/said.

Jensen tossed a piece on the floor and Roy snapped it up.

“Are you going to act like a juvenile, or are you going to discuss this with me?” Moira said.

Fake pepperoni grease ran down Jensen’s chin. No expense spared for the troops. “Were we discussing? I thought you were just insulting me.”

“This is why the real Moira argues against manned missions. You need to keep emotion out of the equation.”

“Blah, blah, blah. Lots of mica. What’s the deal?” Jensen said.

“As I said, it is not mica. Although it appears crystalline, it has a component I cannot identify. But I am unable to rule out the possibility that it is some type of unknown biological material.”

“Like... it’s alive?” Jensen stopped eating.

“No. I believe it may be waste, of a sort.”

“Waste? As in The Stinky Torpedo? Do I even wanna know what kind of thing would shit mica?”

“Of course you do. And we’re going to find out.”

* * *

Jensen had tried the old military joke. “Who is ‘we’? You got a mouse in your pocket?”

For all her sighs and tsks, Moira apparently hadn’t been programmed with a human sense of humor.

The giant ferns and squatty fruit trees made him feel like the star of some old holo serial where the heroes traveled back in time. But the wet jungle smell and the trickle of sweat down the middle of his back reminded him of shipping to an uprising back home. Colombia. Nasty, nasty fighting.

Twitchy now. Rifle already up, though he didn’t know what he was looking for. The fact that Roy stayed glued to his hip didn’t help matters. He didn’t have the heart to order the dog out front. The canine’s normally perky ears had been laid back against his sleek skull since they left the ship.

“Okay, Roy?”

The speaker vibrated so quietly. “No.”

A dragonfly the size of a sparrow swooped across Jensen’s vision and one wing struck the bridge of his nose‌—‌

The high-pitched whine and sonic cracks from his maglev rifle filled the air. Plant life around them exploded in green gobs of juice and fiber. Only a split second, but thirty high explosive rounds had sprayed across the landscape.

“Damn it. Teach me to keep my finger away from‌—‌”

“Jensen, report.” Moira’s insistent voice in his earpiece.

“Just trimming the bushes a little. Relax, Moira,” Jensen said. Last thing he needed right now was some damn computer‌—‌

Roy suddenly began to whine and pace about. He eyed the jungle ahead, near the line of demarcation.

“What?” Jensen said. “Roy, what is it?”

“Bad.”

And then the dog was gone, running toward the dead zone.

“No, here! Roy, damn it, heel!”

Jensen ran blindly, following his dog’s crushed path through the virgin undergrowth. When he ran out of the jungle and spotted Roy, Jensen almost wished he hadn’t found him. Standing with hind feet on the green vegetation, and front feet on the black soil, Roy quivered in place. He stared at the horizon, at nothing at all.

At first, Jensen didn’t notice the little brown lump against Roy’s foot. Then it grew out of the churned soil and leaned against the dog’s foreleg. It looked like an overgrown hedgehog, with sleek brown hair. No, not hair. Shiny stuff, looked hard on the surface.

“Roy, here,” Jensen whispered.

Nothing happened.

One foot at a time, Jensen shuffled toward Roy and the little creature. His rifle stayed up, but he didn’t really know what he would shoot. If he fired now, he’d take Roy’s leg off at the shoulder.

“Roy.”

Nothing. The dog just shivered in place and stared at the horizon while that freaky little thing rubbed on his leg.

Jensen reached out to grab Roy’s collar. The thing against Roy’s leg looked up, revealing a tiny little face amid all the crystalline “hair.” Big brown watery eyes, in what looked like a leathery gray face. It didn’t seem aggressive at all. In fact, it looked cuter than any kitten Jensen had ever seen.

His left hand hung in space, index finger extended to hook Roy’s collar. Those soft round eyes held him entranced...

The creature leaped up and bit off the end of Jensen’s finger.

No pain. No sensation at all. Not really teeth, but a beak-like thing behind those gray lips had nipped the end off his left index finger at the first knuckle.

The warm spatter of blood on his boot triggered a deep reflexive breath. Sudden adrenaline hammered Jensen’s brain and sparks flew in his vision. “Shit!”

He backpedaled, trying to line up a shot that wouldn’t hit Roy. The dog remained still as a statue.

“Roy, here. Damn it, wake‌—‌”

Ping-ping! The alarm stopped Jensen cold. From about ten feet out, a ripple began in the soil. The creature that bit him didn’t move. It just stared at him with cartoon character eyes as Jensen’s blood dripped down its hair/scales.

When the ripple in the dirt got close to it, the creature let out a sharp shriek. It started hopping toward Jensen on stumpy legs that reminded him of an armadillo. Then the dirt wave broke open and dozens of them came at him. Exact copies of the first one, all with cute, disarming eyes and razor sharp beaks.

Survival instinct took over and Jensen hosed the advancing wave with the maglev rifle. He emptied his entire magazine and the jungle filled with supersonic cracks and shrieks. When hit by titanium slugs, the creatures burst in a combination of gore and what looked like bits of shale.

When he reached for a new magazine, he saw how stupid he’d been. He should’ve run.

The first five hit him before he could snap the new mag in place. Bit right through a suit that stopped high-energy weapons, taking shallow scallops of his flesh. He screamed and smashed them with his rifle, squashing three of them before his foot caught on a low bush and he went down.

A wave of them crashed over him.

Shrieking that seemed to come from inside his skull. Biting, biting, a never-ending wave of hungry mouths‌—‌

A roar like Jensen had never heard. Roy hit him and the creatures at full speed, turning the fight into a whirling ball of blood, shale, fur, and teeth.

The dog snapped and chomped, ripping, crushing, throwing the creatures aside. The disciplined military K9 had disappeared, replaced by a prehistoric wolf-dog, living through its teeth and fury.

Jensen found the strength to push himself to his feet. He froze when he saw the line of creatures. They’d followed him through the brush, so it was hard to count them hidden in the greenery, but there were easily two hundred of them.

Why didn’t they just come then?

Roy growled and the closest creatures seemed to fold in on themselves. It reminded Jensen of an old vid he saw of a hedgehog rolling up. In an instant, they were hard little balls of rock.

Figuring he’d worry about the whys later, Jensen backed toward the ship. He slapped a fresh magazine in place.

“Roy, let’s go. Back to the ship.”

This time, Roy obeyed. He kept his teeth bared at the creatures and backed toward Jensen.

Once Jensen had Roy under the muzzle of his rifle, the jungle filled with a rustling noise. The creatures he could see moved back toward the dirt they’d come from. He didn’t exactly know what happened. He’d never had First Contact training. All Jensen knew was that they needed to leave. Now.

* * *

Moira’s surgical arms made short work of Jensen’s injuries. The missing fingertip had been the worst of it. The rest of the wounds seemed terribly shallow for creatures apparently bent on killing him.

“I am still unable to identify the chemical they left in the bites, but it doesn’t seem to be harming you. Perhaps it only serves to deaden the pain so they can continue to feed.”

Jensen didn’t answer. He just watched her robotic arms work on Roy. Silicone-tipped metal fingers delicately lifted Roy’s upper lip and pulled another bit of hard material out. His mouth and upper neck were covered in tiny cuts. What looked like porcupine bristles made of crystalline rock were stuck all over his face and inside his mouth.

Jensen held Roy across his lap while Moira worked. He thought for a while before he answered the computer.

“That’s all incredibly interesting information, Moira. But not really. Let’s prep the ship to leave.”

No answer as Moira dropped one of the spines into an analysis chamber. The chamber’s armored door closed, and white light flashed from the seams. Inside, the sample was incinerated and the gases analyzed.

“Interesting,” Moira said. “Initial analysis shows this material has what we might call a genetic code that contains something similar to mica and an unidentifiable organic base.”

“They’re made of minerals?” Jensen said.

“By our definition, perhaps. It is simply a life form we cannot explain. That’s the closest my databanks can come to an answer. In truth, it’s much more complex. A being that is mostly rock could survive for thousands, perhaps millions of years between meals. Rocks don’t need sustenance.”

“But the other part of them does. Whatever that is,” Jensen said.

“Apparently. I do detect bits of plant life among these samples. As well as bits of you, of course,” Moira replied.

“You said there were possibly plants here before. You think they ate them all and then what, hibernated after that?”

“Perhaps. Normally, if a species experienced a population explosion greater than their food source could support, most of them would die off,” Moira said.

“But if they could hibernate, then they could just... wait for more food to show up,” Jensen said.

“You’re not nearly as ignorant as you first appeared.”

Jensen flipped a middle finger at the ceiling camera.

The last of the crystalline things came out of Roy’s mouth and he hopped off Jensen’s lap and shook himself.

“Go sleep,” he growled/said. The dog slumped off toward their quarters. Roy had a kennel, of course, but he always slept in Jensen’s quarters. Jensen didn’t blame him for wanting to sleep. He felt dog-tired, himself.

“Okay, Moira, let’s get the ship ready for launch. I’m actually looking forward to stasis this time.”

“Get some rest, Jensen. Tomorrow we’ll capture one of those creatures and then we can go back.”

“Hey, I said prep the ship for launch. I’m not goin’ out there again. And since you don’t have any legs, or a body for that matter, looks like ‘we’ are out of luck,” Jensen said.

“I shall remind you that you are an employee of the Interstellar Colonization Committee.”

“I’m a soldier.”

“Even more reason for you to follow orders. I quote, ‘If any physical cause of the plant extinction can be found, a sample shall be returned to Earth.’”

“Yeah, we got samples out the ass. Prep us to launch, Moira.”

“Jensen, these are unique life forms‌—‌”

“Fine. I’ll do it myself from Override Control.”

Jensen stood to leave and swayed on his feet. “Damn. All that adrenaline has me dizzy.”

“Jensen, you are violating protocol by launching the ship on your own.”

“They can fire me when I get back.”

With one hand on the wall, Jensen headed for the med bay hatch. It got harder to move by the second. A low growl stopped him cold. Roy stood in the hatch, hackles raised and teeth bared.

“Roy, what the hell are you doing? Off.”

The dog advanced on him, walking stiff-legged, eyes rolling, jaws dripping with drool.

“Roy, off!”

No sign of recognition.

“Jensen, he appears to have been affected by‌—‌”

“No shit, Moira!”

Jensen backed away until he had a small table between himself and Roy. Feeling more and more dizzy, Jensen leaned on the table. He knew to take the bite on his forearm when Roy made his move, and reach under to choke the dog out. But would he be able to stay upright long enough to do it?

He took a deep breath to try and clear his head. He drew himself up as tall as possible. The Alpha Dog.

“Roy!” Jensen screamed as loud as he could. “Sit! Now!”

Roy just stared at him, but the growling slowly stopped. He didn’t budge, much less sit.

“Sit, Roy. Now.”

Something seemed to penetrate the brain behind those wild eyes. Roy’s flanks crept toward the deck, millimeters at a time. Finally, he sat.

When Jensen made for the hatch, Roy started to get up.

“No.” Jensen said. “You stay. Me go.”

Finally, Jensen lurched out the door and slapped the control panel. The hatch slid shut, hiding Roy’s baleful stare. Jensen thought his balance would get better on his way to the bridge, but it just got worse. He felt feverish and all the bite wounds on his body started to throb.

Once he got to the main controls, he keyed open the manual operation panel and set the launch order. The drop ship had a built in timer that tracked the best launch window to rendezvous with the Skip-Ship in orbit out there. The screen read 7:48:32 and counting. A little less than eight hours and they’d be home free.

Once they launched, everything was automatic. Back up into the belly of the Skip-Ship and into stasis. A few months of sleep until they hit the Skip Gate in this corner of the Universe. Then they’d blip into existence just on the far side of Saturn for the final glide home.

His stomach suddenly hitched and he threw up all over his boots.

“Jensen? Are you feeling ill?” Moira said. Her voice sounded tinny and faraway.

“No shit, Moir‌—‌”

The deck swam up to meet him and he fell into the blackest sleep he’d ever known. He dreamt of whispering voices speaking a language he could never hope to understand.

* * *

Seemed hot in his sleeping quarters. And his bed felt rock hard.

With a start, Jensen awoke on the steel deck of the bridge. Sweat soaked the fabric of his jumpsuit and his mouth felt like a dry riverbed.

“Moira, what happened?” He could hardly force the words out. He stood, keeping one hand on the wall.

“Moira?”

The eerie silence threatened to release a wild panic he could feel building in his belly. Jensen reached for his rifle... Not there. Now how in the hell did that happen?

The emergency weapons locker stood open. Everything gone. That made his heart start to hammer. Black dots swam in his vision and Jensen couldn’t tell if it was adrenaline or the poison from the creatures.

Well, maybe not poison. He did wake up. Moira would be proud of him for figuring that out. Whatever it was had kept him down long enough to make him mica-hedgehog food if he’d been in the open. Their little bites weren’t intended to kill, apparently. They just put you to sleep so you could be eaten alive.

When he gathered his wits enough to check the control screens, he saw why Moira hadn’t answered him. Coolant alarms were blaring red bands across all the screens, but the sound had been muted. Someone‌—‌something had screwed with the cooling system that kept Moira’s giant computer brain alive.

The ‘dumb’ backup systems that ran the ship’s operations had survived. That was a relief. The countdown to launch read 15:42 and counting.

He’d been out for over seven hours.

Jensen checked all systems and saw that the lower hatch was stuck open. Security cameras showed a rock jammed in the track.

Unarmed, Jensen felt exposed when he got to the hatch. He grabbed a fire extinguisher, a poor weapon really, but the weight of it made him feel better. He was relieved to discover an actual rock jamming the door, not one of the creatures curled up in the track. He didn’t need his extinguisher/club.

A quick peek outside‌—‌Roy lay there on his side, unconscious. His legs and body twitched like he was having a nightmare.

Figure about fourteen minutes to launch. Enough time to go out there and get Roy. If he wanted to. Jensen wasn’t too sure. The creatures had obviously affected Roy. He said they talked to him, which meant they might have found a way to connect with the dog’s mind.

In the end, though, Jensen looked out there and saw his partner. The partner who had kept him out of ambushes, saved his life by putting his own body in harm’s way, shared body heat with him in that frozen fighting hole during his first combat assignment. Keeping sharp eyes on the jungle, Jensen sprinted out to where Roy lay. When he reached the dog, Roy immediately opened his eyes.

He’d been had.

The rustle from the jungle made Jensen’s body break out in gooseflesh. Hundreds. No, thousands. They lined the launch pad. Most were the size of the ones that attacked him and Roy. Some were bigger, maybe half the size of Roy.

Jensen looked down at his dog. At least his teeth weren’t bared. The look in Roy’s eyes was unlike anything Jensen had ever seen before. A certain... intelligence.

“Roy. We need to go back to the ship.”

“No,” Roy growled/said.

“Why not?”

The creatures advanced across the pad and Jensen tried to figure his odds of beating them in a race back to the door. He wouldn’t have bet half a credit on himself to win.

“They not hurt you. I say,” Roy said.

The creatures parted like a living wave as they reached Roy and Jensen. They went around them and started scampering up the ramp. They were entering the ship.

Jensen stared at Roy.

“Roy. What is this?”

“They say ‘Green is food.’”

Roy nodded his head toward the jungle, an almost human gesture.

“Yeah. I see that. They’re eating it. So?” Jensen said.

Roy stood and walked toward the ship. He stopped and looked back over his shoulder. “But you. Good food.”

Jensen watched in horror as the little creatures climbed into the ship. They poured over each other like water, cramming through the hatch at a terrifying speed.

“No.” Jensen moved toward the ship.

One of the creatures wheeled and let out those little shrieks that reverberated inside Jensen’s skull. They advanced on him, their sharp beaks snapping.

Rapid-fire barking brought it all to a stop. Roy stood between Jensen and the creatures. Those closest to him actually balled up into little rocks again.

These creatures still went by the law of the jungle. The animal with the biggest teeth is king. They went back to boarding the drop ship. Roy stood on the ramp and wagged his tail at Jensen.

“Me go. You stay.”

Roy turned and went inside. The door slid shut and the ramp retracted. The rumble of prelaunch warm-up snapped Jensen out of his stupor and he ran for the jungle. He dove into the heavy brush just before the bellowing rockets shook this world for the second time.

The entire jungle trembled at the drop-ship’s furious power.

A million insects and one lonely primate watched that ship scream into the sky, headed back to Earth.

Where the good food lived.

Q&A with Michael Ezell

Why a K9 team in space?

I was a K9 handler in the United States Marine Corps, and I’d always wanted to write a story about a dog handler. I figured bureaucrats of the future would love the cost-effectiveness of a single Marine with a dog sent to tackle a problem an entire team of scientists should be handling.

Where else can we find your work?

“The Sharks of Market Street” - Appeared in Girl at the End of the World, Vol. 2 - Fox Spirit UK

(I love the girl in this story with all my heart. She’s a badass.)

“Bones of a Righteous Man” - Fantasy for Good - Nightscape Press

(I was honored to be in the same book as Piers Anthony, a guy I started reading in Junior High! I’m listed in the “Weird Fantasy” section. Don’t hold that against me.)

“The Clockwork Hooker and the Mysterious Bearded Girl” - On Spec Magazine Summer 2015 Issue.

(No... Not that kind of hooker. I oughta wash your mind out with soap.)

Please support these and other hardworking publishers who keep short form Sci-Fi and Fantasy alive!

Do you do any other forms of writing?

I’ve optioned a Sci-Fi screenplay, and won a couple of screenwriting contests. Alas, I still haven’t cracked the screenplay market with a sale... yet.

Who are some of your favorite writers?

I love reading stuff that makes me incredibly angry that I didn’t write it. Know what I mean?

So in that regard, Stephen King’s “The Stand” and William Gibson’s “Neuromancer” piss me off quite a bit. Every time I read them. Again.

Do humans write like that? I’m not entirely certain Gibson isn’t a Replicant. And King survived being run over by a van, so he’s for sure a Terminator.

What’s the hardest part of writing for you?

Really, it’s not the actual writing. It’s the marketing. I suck at it. Big time. My wife says I should have a bigger web presence. I told her that didn’t help the spider in the bathroom she made me squash. She was not amused.

I reluctantly started a blog:

www.sinisterwriter.com

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