Chapter 21
Seamus Glickman took his time returning to the sheriff’s office. He stopped at the Long Branch for a drink.
Front Street was bedlam, as always at that hour. People, horses, wagons, buckboards, carriages, dogs and pigs and poultry, mingled and mixed in a perpetual whirl. Animals were not supposed to run loose, but hardly anyone kept theirs leashed or penned. The town council had imposed fines, but people still couldn’t be bothered. They saw it as their God-given right to let their pigs do their business in the middle of the street.
Seamus bellied up to the bar and smacked the counter to get the bartender’s attention. He sipped the whiskey brought to him and let the sights and sounds of the saloon wash over him. The games of chance, poker and faro and roulette, the babble of voices and laughter, the thick cigar smoke, and the perfume of the doves—this was his element.
When George Hinkle’s term of office was up, Seamus planned to turn in his badge. He would devote himself to acquiring a saloon of his own. That, and his partial interest in the Comique, would ensure a comfortable income, enough to spoil himself with the creature comforts he was so fond of.
Seamus thought it a shame he had not been born into money. Wealth would become him. The best clothes, the best liquor, the best food, the best women, they were the nectar that sweetened the tedium of life. He became so absorbed in his musing that he was on his third glass before he realized it. A glance at the clock told him he should be on his way. Hinkle had said to report to him as soon as he got back.
Seamus was in good spirits as he reined to the rail in front of the sheriff’s office. The door was open, which puzzled him, and deputies and other men were coming and going in a hurry, which added to his puzzlement. Climbing down, he encountered Deputy French, who was coming out.
“Glickman! Where have you been? The sheriff has had us looking all over for you.”
“He has?”
“You better get in there. I have to go to the stable for the packhorse we will need to bring the body back. Although why we don’t bury him there is beyond me.”
“Body?” Seamus said, but Deputy French had already hurried on down the street. Squaring his shoulders, Seamus entered, and nearly collided with an elderly man he recognized as the justice of the peace, who was just leaving.
“Watch where you are going, sonny.”
Seamus opened his mouth to tell the old man where he could go. But George Hinkle stepped between them.
“Finally! Where the hell have you bent? I sent you to do a simple job and all hell has busted loose.”
“I did as you wanted,” Seamus said. “I went to the schoolhouse but the schoolmarm wasn’t there.” He started to smile, to tell the sheriff about the schoolmarm and the shootist.
“She wasn’t there because she was at the justice of the peace, being forced to wed against her will.”
“What?”
“That was Horace Dundleman. He says Jeeter Frost dragged Miss Prescott to his place and made him marry them.”
“What?”
“Dundleman says there was nothing he could do to stop it. Frost was wearing that fancy Colt of his and was in a foul temper. Dundleman says he was lucky Frost didn’t shoot him.”
“What?”
George Hinkle studied Seamus. “Why do you keep saying that? Where have you been, anyhow? I expected you back long ago.”
It took some doing but Seamus collected his wits. “I was patrolling Front Street.”
“You should have come straight back, like I told you to,” Hinkle said. “All hell has broken loose. In addition to Frost stealing our schoolmarm, there has been another killing. Out-and-out murder this time, no self-defense.”
“Coffin Varnish?” Seamus naturally assumed.
“Crooked Creek,” Sheriff Hinkle said. “Sam Hoyt has been shot. No word on who is to blame, but whoever it is did a thorough job. Sam has twenty to thirty bullet holes in him.”
“What?”
“There you go again,” Sheriff Hinkle said. He moved to the gun cabinet, opened it, and took out a Winchester. “We have a murder and a kidnapping on our hands. I will investigate the murder. You will lead a posse and go after Jeeter Frost and Miss Prescott.”
Seamus needed to sit down. He could use another drink, too. “A posse?”
The sheriff glanced sharply around. “You begin to worry me. Yes, a posse. What else did you expect? That we would let a killer waltz in and steal the flower of our womanhood without lifting a finger to stop him?”
“You are sure about the marrying?”
Hinkle helped himself to a box of cartridges. “You saw Dundleman with your own eyes.”
“No, I meant are you sure she was forced?” Seamus could not shake the image of the woman and the man by the side of the road, and how it was the woman who pulled the man close and kissed him.
“Are you suggesting that our schoolmarm, a model of decorum for the whole community, would want to wed a man like Jeeter Frost?”
“We shouldn’t jump to conclusions,” Seamus said.
“Where is the jump? Our schoolmarm disappears. She shows up at the justice of the peace with a notorious gun shark who insists the justice of the peace marry them then and there.” Hinkle began feeding cartridges into the Winchester. “The whole town will be out to stretch Jeeter Frost’s neck, and I can’t say as I blame them.”
“I better organize that posse,” Seamus said despondently. Once again circumstances conspired to force him to leave Dodge.
“Being tended to as we speak,” Sheriff Hinkle said. “I told Deputy Powell to round up twenty sober men who can ride.”
“Do we have any idea which direction they went?” Seamus had no desire to spend hours riding in circles.
“No, we do not.”
“Has anyone checked the schoolhouse? Or wherever the schoolmarm is staying?”
“No one is at the schoolhouse. I had Powell check,” Sheriff Hinkle said. He sat on the edge of his desk and pursed his lips. “That is a good idea about the other. I seem to recollect she is at the boardinghouse over on Third. Head on over there and talk to the landlady. Have her let you into the schoolmarm’s room and see if Miss Frost has taken any of her personal effects.”
So much for a quiet, relaxing night, Seamus reflected. “I will come straight back this time.”
“You better.”
Seamus was as certain as he could be that things were not as Hinkle thought they were. The schoolmarm had not been abducted. She was with Frost because she wanted to be. But Seamus was not about to try and convince George Hinkle or anyone else. They would laugh him to scorn. Worse, Hinkle might accuse him of making it up to try and get out of leading the posse.
Seamus bent brisk steps toward the boardinghouse. It was a frame dwelling, larger than most, with extra rooms at the back for boarders. He had been there once before. The windows were dark save for one at the rear. He drifted around to the alley that bordered it and was almost to a gate in a picket fence when a large shape moved out of the shadows and stared at him with its ears pricked.
Seamus stifled an oath. It was the gruella! Beyond it were two other horses, one with a saddle, the other laden with packs.
Suddenly the lit window took on new significance. Drawing his Merwin and Hulbert revolver, Seamus opened the gate. He winced when a hinge creaked. Leaving the gate open, he crept to the back door. It was ajar. He quietly opened it and sidled along the wall to the first door on the right. It, too, was ajar. He heard rustling and a female voice.
Seamus smiled. He was about to impress the hell out of Sheriff Hinkle by rescuing the schoolmarm and taking Jeeter Frost into custody. He carefully placed his other hand on the door and slowly pushed. Luck was with him. The door did not creak.
Ernestine Prescott was taking folded clothes out of a dresser and placing them on the bed next to an open carpetbag. She was humming to herself.
Seamus took a couple of steps and leveled his revolver. It might scare her, but it served her right for all the bother she was putting people to. “Going somewhere, lady?”
Whirling, Ernestine put a hand to her throat. “Oh my! You quite startled me!”
“You have startled quite a few folks, yourself,” Seamus informed her. “I am taking you to the sheriff.”
“No, you are not,” declared a harsh voice, and a hard object was gouged into his lower back. “Toss your hardware on the bed, law dog, or I will blow you in half.”
Seamus’s skin prickled. He had blundered by not looking behind the door when he entered. “I am not here to hurt anyone,” he said.
“Then you shouldn’t sneak into rooms with your pistol out. Now do as I said with your six-shooter. I am not a patient man.”
“Jeeter Frost, I presume?” Seamus said as he flipped his revolver onto the quilt.
“My, don’t you talk nice?” Jeeter Frost came around to one side, the Colt Lightning rock steady in his hands, his eyes glittering like those of a wolverine about to pounce. “You would be Glickman.”
“You know me?”
“I know of you. I make it a point to ask about the local law when I mosey into a town. Fancy pants, was how you were described to me, and it fits. You are almost as pretty as my new wife.”
Ernestine came and stood next to Jeeter. “That will be enough of that. You are married now. You must be civil.”
“Hell,” Jeeter Frost said, but he smiled as he said it.
Seamus looked from one to the other. “I was right. You weren’t forced to take a vow against your will.”
“Excuse me?” Ernestine said.
Briefly, keenly aware every moment of the muzzle pointed at his chest, and the fact that the man pointing it had killed more men than he had fingers and toes, Seamus explained about the justice of the peace, and the posse being assembled. “Once word spreads, the whole town will be out for your husband’s hide, lady.”
“I don’t know as I like that,” Jeeter Frost said.
“Like what?” Seamus said. “That everyone wants you dead for stealing the schoolmarm?”
“I don’t know as I like how you call her lady. It doesn’t sound respectful enough. Call her ma’am. Or Mrs. Frost. One more lady and I will shoot you.”
Ernestine smiled. “I like how you stand up for me,” she said, and pecked Frost on the cheek.
To Seamus’s amazement, the most feared pistolero in the territory blushed. “I wish I was drunk,” he said.
“Why?” Jeeter Frost asked.
“So I could laugh without being shot.”
“You might be shot anyway, laugh or no laugh.” Jeeter gnawed on his lower lip, then declared, “We have us a predicament here, Ernestine. We can’t let this hombre go or he’ll run to the sheriff and tell where we are.”
“The solution is simple,” Ernestine said. “We fix it so he can’t run to Sheriff Hinkle.”
“It is nice we think alike,” Jeeter said. “Do you have a sharp knife I can borrow? I should do it quietlike. A shot would wake the other boarders.”
“We don’t need to kill him, dearest.”
“We don’t?”
Ernestine went to the dresser, opened a drawer, and came back with a scarf. “We tie him and gag him. By the time he is found, we will be long gone.”
Jeeter Frost winked at Seamus. “See why I married her? Brains and beauty, both. What more can a man ask for?”
“A bottle of whiskey,” Seamus said.
“A rope would be better, though, for tying him,” Jeeter mentioned to his new bride.
“I am afraid I don’t keep rope handy. I work with children, not cows.” Ernestine moved to the dresser yet again. “I do have scissors. We can cut the scarf into strips. They will work as well.”
“Whatever you say, Mrs. Frost,” Jeeter teased.
Seamus did not resist. Not with the Missouri Man-Killer covering him and plainly itching for an excuse to put lead into him. The schoolmarm bound his wrists behind his back, and she did a thorough job, too, tying the knots so tight, his circulation was cut off.
“You are a woman of many talents,” Jeeter Frost complimented her after giving her handiwork a tug. “Next you will be telling me that you can break broncs.”
“I am good for more than reading and writing,” Ernestine said proudly. “You will find I can hold my own. Now let me finish packing.”
Jeeter watched her every movement as a puppy might watch its master. “Look at her. She is sunrise in a dress. How did I ever get so lucky?”
“Are you sure you don’t have some whiskey?” Seamus asked. “A flask will do.”
“We forgot to gag you.”
Ernestine was folding her unmentionables. “I will attend to the gagging in a minute, handsome. I need to pack in case someone else shows up and we must depart in a hurry.”
“Always one step ahead,” Jeeter said to Seamus. “She thinks she can keep me out of trouble and I am beginning to think she can.”
“I wish I had someone to keep me out of trouble,” Seamus Glickman said.