24

On my way back to the Lovecraft offices, I touched everything I saw with my gloveless hands, but it was no use. Whatever the Brothers Heron had cast on me seemed to be sticking.

I settled in at my desk. I felt pretty useless, and it meant the best I could do was dig into the mountain of paperwork in my in-box. Just as I was contemplating driving a pen into my eye to save me from filling out the multiple forms, case briefs, requisitions, and follow-up reports in triplicate, I was given a momentary reprieve when Supply called to tell me that my replacement cell phone had finally come in. After a quick trip down to them, I felt victorious but only a little better with my shiny new cell phone in hand. There was no way I could go back to tackling my mountain of paperwork madness. Being powerless was making me too antsy to concentrate. I needed to get away from my desk and get some actual legwork done on one of my cases, and luckily I knew just where to chase one of my hunches. I thought of how Batman detective-y I’d have to be without my powers, and this idea actually got me excited.

I found Godfrey Candella in the coffee shop scrawling away in one of the Gauntlet’s trademark Moleskine notebooks.

“Hey, God.”

He finished the sentence he was writing and then looked up from his notebook.

“Simon. Hey.”

“Do you think we could head down to the Gauntlet and, I don’t know, maybe just hang out and talk in private?”

Godfrey looked wary. “Is this about a case?”

“Not really,” I said, shaking my head. “More of a social call.”

He looked surprised but excited, and without another word he closed his notebook and we headed off to the offices and down the carved stone steps that led to the Gauntlet. There were fewer people down there than in the bull pen, and he led me to a private office where he had a large wooden desk covered with books, along with several comfy chairs. He went into one of the lower drawers of the desk and pulled out a bottle of scotch and two glasses, pouring an ample amount into both of them.

Godfrey was practically bouncing in his seat. “Sorry,” he said. “No one ever asks us Gauntlet folks to do much of anything social. This bottle of scotch has had a few extra years to age because of it.”

“Really?” I said. Godfrey smiled and gave a modest nod. I reached over and loosened his tie for him. “For God’s sake, man, relax a little. Consider yourself off the clock for a few minutes.”

“Oh, okay,” he said, as if he hadn’t thought of relaxing until I prompted him. Getting his story out of him was going to take more prodding than I thought. I decided to help my odds of getting anything out of him and raised my glass. He raised his, and, despite my buzz from earlier, I took a long pull of scotch from mine until I drained it, to make sure he followed suit and loosened his lips.

Not being a scotch man, the burn of it filled my throat, and I waited for it to pass as Godfrey poured us a second round. Already I felt it hitting me stronger than I’d thought it would, and I decided to slowly sip the next one. Unfortunately, drinking in the late afternoon only helped me to feel worse about losing my powers, and I found myself staring blankly into my glass instead of pumping Godfrey for info.

“Simon . . . ?” Godfrey said. I don’t know how long I had been staring, but I lifted my head. “You okay?”

I actually thought about it for a second. Was I okay? A wave of anger overtook me and I slammed my glass down onto the corner of his desk. “Frankly, no, I’m not. Fucking gypsies . . .”

Godfrey sat upright at my language and pushed his glasses back up on his face. “I’m sorry, what?”

“I don’t want to bore you with the details,” I said. “I just . . .”

“No, really, please do tell,” he said. “If I’m about anything, I’m about the details.”

“I just . . . crossed paths with the wrong Romnichal, and now I’m jinxed or cursed or whatever you want to call it. I’m powerless. I haven’t been able to get a psychometric reading off anything all day.”

Godfrey looked at me with sympathy.

“I’m normal now,” I said, with bitter distain in my voice. “I always wondered what type of life I would have lived had I never had my power.”

I didn’t want to get into my past with him, but questions about my whole life started flooding my head. Would I ever have gotten mixed up with Mina and her gang when I had worked the antiques stores? Would I ever have worked at an antiques store? But the scotch was bringing out my darker heart about it all. “The truth is, I miss having them so far. It set me apart from the rest of the world. Not to mention I feel a little scared to be without them. I feel like I’m missing a limb.”

I looked up at Godfrey. He looked hurt.

“What’s your problem?” I asked.

“You act like being normal is a curse,” Godfrey said, a little upset. “Some of us like being ‘normal,’ you know. Most of the planet deals with it.”

I hadn’t come down here to argue. I had come here to try to wean a little information out of my archival little friend.

“I’m sorry,” I said, hoping to swing the conversation back around. “I wouldn’t label you as normal, Godfrey. I mean, think about it. You have a real knack for being at the right place at the right time.”

“How do you mean?”

Godfrey took a long sip of scotch, wiping his mouth with the sleeve of his jacket. Daring to soil his coat must have meant Godfrey was flying pretty high already.

“Well,” I said, “the night we took the Sectarians down at the Met, for example. By the time we came rushing out of the building, you were already there taking down details. You were even there before the cops came. And at the boathouse the other night.”

Godfrey nodded, excited to once again be talking shop. “Well, I can’t be everywhere all at once,” he said, “but I’m pretty lucky when it comes to things like that.”

Luck? I wondered. Or something more? I nodded and let a moment of silence pass between the two of us. I didn’t want to seem too eager leading him on, but I needed to know more about his past if my hunch was correct.

“Have you always had this sort of luck?” I asked, hoping I sounded nonchalant about it.

Godfrey Candella took the bait, his eyes lighting up. He seemed more than eager to talk about his life.

“Before I was recruited into the Department,” he said, pushing his horn-rims back into place, “I had lived what an Other Division agent like you might call a quiet and mundane life. Five years ago, I experienced what I thought was a stretch of bad luck. The law firm I had been a clerical assistant at for four years fired me very suddenly, and for no apparent reason that I could figure.”

“That must have been tough.”

Godfrey nodded. “For someone as meticulous about details as I am? Yes, it was. I was devastated, but that only lasted for a couple days.”

“What changed your mind?” I asked.

Godfrey gave a bittersweet smile. “Two days after I was let go, the building exploded.”

“What?”

“It’s true,” Godfrey continued. “They were redecorating the office suite next to my old office and an errant nail gun punctured a gas line. It must have sparked, and WHOOM! Destroyed the whole place.”

I gave an appropriate moment of silence out of respect for the dead. “Yeah, I’d definitely call that lucky.”

“Being the only survivor really shook me up for several months,” he said. Godfrey pulled off his glasses. He looked on the verge of crying. “Survivor’s guilt over my dumb luck.”

“It’s okay,” I said. I reached over and patted him on the shoulder.

Godfrey needed a moment to compose himself, taking the opportunity to pour us another round.

“So, then what did you do?”

“Nothing,” he said. “After my near brush with death, I found myself unable to procure another job, which I found astounding, but no one wanted to hire the sole survivor of such a tragedy. Everyone thought I was bad luck. Heck, even I thought I was. I went three months just trying to figure out what I should do with myself. I had no idea. That’s when the letter showed up.”

“Letter?”

“An invitation to become a clerical official to a government office—one that I didn’t realize was secret until I found it hidden away behind the Lovecraft Café, that is. I don’t know how they got hold of me or why they even chose me, but I was running out of money. The timing was perfect.”

Too perfect, I thought, but remained silent. I doubted the D.E.A. would have done anything so nefarious as blow up a building full of civilians to get a new recruit, but there was something weird about all this. No one was this lucky. Maybe Godfrey possessed a power even he didn’t know about.

The D.E.A. didn’t send out blanket snail mail to people hoping to find recruits. They preferred more cryptic means of drawing members to our organization. For instance, I had found them in the classified ads, and the Inspectre was busy screening the people who gravitated toward us at Comic Con. Someone had specifically sent that letter from the D.E.A. to Godfrey. But who, and why? I had my suspicions, but testing them would have to wait until I sobered up just a little. I checked my watch. It was almost time for my daily training with the Inspectre, and hopefully that would yield some answers, too.

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